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Physicist Peter Higgs: No University Would Employ Me Today

An anonymous reader writes "Peter Higgs, the physicist who laid the groundwork for the discovery of the Higgs boson and winner of the 2013 Nobel Prize in Physics, says he doubts any university would give him a job today. Higgs says universities wouldn't consider him productive enough — though the papers he published were important and of high quality, he didn't have the volume necessary for serious consideration in today's competitive employment environment. 'He doubts a similar breakthrough could be achieved in today's academic culture, because of the expectations on academics to collaborate and keep churning out papers. He said: "It's difficult to imagine how I would ever have enough peace and quiet in the present sort of climate to do what I did in 1964." Speaking to the Guardian en route to Stockholm to receive the 2013 Nobel prize for science, Higgs, 84, said he would almost certainly have been sacked had he not been nominated for the Nobel in 1980.' His comments highlight the absurdity of the current system for finding researchers in academia. How many researchers of Higgs' caliber have been turned down for similar reasons?"

308 comments

  1. kind of ruins the point....... by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That ruins tenure.

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    1. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 2

      That ruins tenure.

      Well, no.

      Tenure is based on regularly contributing to research. The publishing frequency is not really the determining factor. Unless you're really, REALLY slow, and never REALLY publish.

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    2. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by segedunum · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The publishing frequency is not really the determining factor.

      I very much think you will find it is these days. The research that is being done today is mostly junk, cheap industrial research and that's based on keeping the grants and the patent applications flowing. If you aren't part of the team who buys into that and wants to do something that takes time and effort you're not going to fit in.

    3. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I very much think you will find it is these days.

      RCUK have thankfully acred to reverse this. To compete in university rankings in the UK you submit at most 4 papers from the past 5 years. No others count.

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    4. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by codegen · · Score: 5, Informative

      I very much think you will find it is these days.

      RCUK have thankfully acred to reverse this. To compete in university rankings in the UK you submit at most 4 papers from the past 5 years. No others count.

      I don't think you have that right. In Canada when we submit grant proposals to NSERC we can only include at most 4 papers from the past 5 years as well, but that is the copies for the referees to read. Your CV that you submit lists all of your publications in the last 6 years, and the referees certainly look at those. From discussions with my colleagues in the UK, it is the same over there. You submit a few best papers for the referee to read, but your CV better have listed all of the papers in the review period or you are sunk.

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    5. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly correct. This is the reason I left academia after getting my engineering doctorate. Universities don't care about educating students, and the research I could do, I might as well do working for a corporation. I would essentially have been anyway.

    6. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are you submitting to the same NSERC as I? I have yet to see a program that asks you to submit papers with your F100. In Canada it is all about HQP.

    7. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! Such rigorous and specific terminology! It's so clear now. Really...

    8. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      It's a bit different:

      I had a bit of a brain-o. It's the REF (Research Excellence Framework) which ranks universities. That determines large amounts of funding for the universities, so they have started hiring researchers based on REF score. That's only done on top 4 papers.

      Individual grants are still done the same old way.

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    9. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The publishing frequency is not really the determining factor.

      I'm afraid that it is a *critical* factor used by the committees that grant tenure. In fact, in this case, given the amount of research wasted on searching for the Higgs boson that has proven completely fruitless, perhaps it would have been better if Mr. Higgs had _not_ published or had been mocked. I'm actually concerned that the CERN data being cited to support the existence of the boson is extremely flawed, well within the range of over-optimistic interpretation of 3rd and 4rth order analysis from a very limited amount of actual data.

      I'm afraid that the theory of the Higgs boson is much like magnetic monopoles: it makes some equations look prettier, but there's no actual need for it and the search has been enormously wasteful.

    10. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well if it takes a Nobel then it sounds like there's an easy fix for people like him: Just run for office as a democrat.

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    11. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 5, Insightful

      4 scientific papers in 5 years is a tremendous rate for more physical sciences. It's possible, in my observation, to have have a few basically "filler" papers in progress while the genuinely interesting or illuminating paper is published. But effectively publishing one significant paper a year, accepted to reputable journals, is a tremendous amount of work in most fields such as chemistry, physics, or engineering. Social science papers can publish analyses of analyses of analyses as "new" publichations, and have been doing so for decades. But in sciences where you have to actually collect raw data, it's very frequent publication.

    12. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Universities don't care about educating students

      Universities cannot care because they are not human beings, they are institutions.

      It's up to the teachers to care. This is my belief as a lifelong teacher in higher education.

      I don't mean to demean your point, but anthropomorphization of institutions, corporations, governments, etc has made it easier for us to get into the situation we're in today, at least in developed nations.

      In the US, institutions are supposed to care, corporations have human rights and religious beliefs and can be involved in elections and government is ascribed all manner of human attributes. It cheapens the human attributes and it gives non-human entities an exalted status they do not deserve.

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    13. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Research Excellence Framework (REF) is the ranking of UK universities. The REF replaces the older Research Assessment Exercise (RAE), which happened every four years. The last RAE was 4 years ago, and the current REF is just finishing. Established academics have to submit 4 research outputs since the last RAE / REF. These are usually papers, but can be other things (systems you've built and so on).

      The REF is a really big deal in UK universities, because it directly impacts the availability of research grants. The CVs of individual researchers are taken into account, but the REF / RAE score of the department is the biggest factor. If you have 4 papers in top-tier publications (conferences or journals, depending on your field), then it's very easy to get hired in the run up to the REF, because a lot of second tier universities are looking to find people who will bump them up the rankings.

      Conversely, if you don't have the 4 publications (or other impressive things), then it's very hard to get a tenured position, but if you're not averaging one good paper a year then there's probably something wrong with you as a researcher: part of the point of publicly funded research is that the results are communicated to the public, and if you're not doing this then you're not keeping up your end of the deal.

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    14. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are likely referring more specifically to the Discovery grant (individual), which allows/requires you submit 4 example publications.

    15. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by pjt33 · · Score: 0

      Except that he was a British researcher at a British university run on British academic lines, not US ones.

    16. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you can reach this number if you make 2 papers about new stuff and then 2 which verify old papers? Its work that has to be done as well, and I wouldn't mind encouraging it a little bit to ensure that most papers actually work out well.
      My bet is thats why social sciences have so many analyses of analyses. Because many of the results there may be up for interpretation a bit more than in some of the fields you mentioned.

    17. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends... it's a lot of work, but it's kind of expected, too.

    18. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by rea1l1 · · Score: 2

      Do I actually need to state that institutions are made up of individuals? Institutions are not run by the teachers - the people who run the institution must care so that when choosing a teacher to fill a position they carefully select teachers who actually care. It is indeed the leaders of the institute who have the power to hire these uncaring professors.

    19. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by MLCT · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Almost everything you say is valid, but:

      if you're not averaging one good paper a year then there's probably something wrong with you as a researcher

      That is *exactly* what Peter Higgs is complaining about. His point is that great ideas don't come about once a year - and that if he was 40 years younger he wouldn't get positions because he wouldn't be fulfilling the quota - and thus great ideas are being lost in this treadmill.

    20. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      4 scientific papers in 5 years is a tremendous rate for more physical sciences.

      Yes, but staff members generally have an entire group, and middle/lsat author papers do count. With a group of 4 people that's 1 paper every 4 years which is reasonable.

      Recent hires into new lecturing positions are exempt from the 4 papers requirement.

      There is much wrong with the research world. I think in this case, however, they've done something right for once. Possibly the only time ever.

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    21. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      I suspect thats how the habit of putting every single employee in the lab, down to the bloody janitor, on the author list of a paper came about. You get 10 staff in a lab and a whole swag of postgrads , it means that even if someones only doing the equivilent of a paper every 5 years, his name is on one or two a year (Perhaps he simply verified a dataset , or even nodded along at a meeting, or something trivial to justify it).

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    22. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by chihowa · · Score: 2

      Of course it's expected. The question is if it should be expected. Is it the right allocation of work to maximize scientific progress. Filling out spreadsheets with huge sets of random numbers would be a lot of work, too, but that would have little value, so it's not expected.

      Is promoting the publication of lots of papers, which tend to be superficial and trivial, preferable to encouraging researchers to tackle profound problems, which may not result in a single publication for years? If requiring a high number of publications actively discourages researchers from tackling hard problems, is our chosen metric having the desired outcome?

      This whole discussion is about whether our expectations are reasonable and productive.

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    23. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is possible to have your name on more than one paper a year if you have lots of co-authors (read: graduate students...)

    24. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      Do I actually need to state that institutions are made up of individuals?

      Correct, and it's those individuals that either care or don't care. Institutions do not care. They do not have memories. They do not have souls.

      It's a minor point, but I object to giving these entities, made up of humans, specifically human qualities in themselves.

      I can point to many instances where giving such entities (corporations, institutions, governments) human characteristics has led us to no good, and can find no instances where it has been beneficial. You want to say the president of a university cares, or the CEO of a corporation cares, then fine. But don't tell me that it's the university or corporation that does the caring.

      Words have meaning.

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    25. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 2

      Actually it was more of a swipe against the Nobel prize...Obama isn't the only lemon it's been issued to.

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    26. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Until the fifth year, at which time they'd better have the papers ready for the performance review and any discussion of tenure track. So I'm afraid that's not a really meaningful exemption unless that professor has no plans for tenure track. It can even be worse. I've seen very gifted professors rejected for tenure, not because their research was not meaningful, but because their teaching was _so good_ that it frightened the existing staff into thinking that they'd have more expected of them. In one case, an intern at work asked me to help. I read the research papers: they were solid work, and far more clear than most other papers I'd seen in the field. Helping was politically awkward, and disenchanted me with a great deal of tenure evaluations. I do believe I did manage to help: partly by discussing the technical implications of the work with several of his reviewers, and partly by introducing him socially to the secretaries of the most recalcitrant professors. It's _amazing_ how much those secretaries control the information flow to and from their employers.

      The apportionment of credit for academic papers is rife with both confusion and abuse. The need for citable publications is so large that people who had no meaningful involvement with a project are being listed as authors, to protect their academic careers. Other students or technical staff who collaborate extensively are ignored in favor of tenure track staff, to help reach their required number of publications. I'm afraid that the result is often "co-authors" who have no idea what the original research established, or how. I've even seen listing someone as a "co-author" used to prevent them from publicly disagreeing with the results. The "co-author" status is, I'm afraid, may never have been a reasonable way to measure research publication due to frequent abuses.

    27. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RCUK? Rural College of the University of Kentucky?

    28. Re: kind of ruins the point....... by smaddox · · Score: 2

      You have must have a very different definition of "a limited amount of data" than I do. Either that or you're not aware how much data the LHC generates.

    29. Re: kind of ruins the point....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good points, except publishing in anything other than open access is not communicating your work to the public.

    30. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by eddeye · · Score: 1

      What is the university? Does it exist apart from the people giving it being? The "university" is nothing but shorthand for a group of people. If the vast majority of those people care about teaching, saying that the university cares about teaching is a useful and meaningful shorthand. It's like saying the teachers care about teaching - teachers are just another grouping of people. Pedantic troll is overly pedantic.

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    31. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by NickFortune · · Score: 2

      What is the university? Does it exist apart from the people giving it being? The "university" is nothing but shorthand for a group of people

      I don't think that's under dispute. The objection seems to be to the needless anthropomorphizing of such organisations. Much the same way that Dijkstra objected to people anthropomorphizing computers, and for much the same reasons - it leads to sloppy patterns of thinking. Some people on this board have the same reaction to "Information wants to be free" as well.

      The actual composition of the organisation, computer or data in question is not the point in any of those cases,

      Pedantic troll is overly pedantic.

      It's a subtle distinction, but I think it's a valid one. Certainly I didn't get the impression it was raised for purposes of trolling or of pedantry.

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    32. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      corporations do not have all sorts of human rights ...etc.

      corporations (a collection of real people) are treated as individuals as part of well known "legal fiction" so that rules that apply to individuals can be used for corporations as well. to treat them different would create all sorts of problems. it doesn't cheapen human attributes to treat a collection of humans assembled for a goal (corporations or unions for that matter) the same under the law.

    33. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I think you are misunderstanding the UK system. We don't have the same "tenure track" process as the US. Unless it's explicitly a temporary contract (those are rare but sadly becoming less so), once you're hired as a lecturer then you're hired. Of course, you can still be made redundant or fired for poor performance.

      The REF is used to rank institutions and determines quite a lot of funding. During each 5 year REF cycle, all permenant staff can submit up to 4 papers. Naturally if you submit less than 4, that's bad for the institution. The newer staff members are exempt from having fewer than 4 papers count against them.

      The co-author abuse I encountered was also less rife than what you are describing. YMMV, but typically co-authorship was only given for a meaningful contribution. I have been on papers where I doubt any single co-author including the lead could describe the work in its totality, but such is the nature of very cross disciplinary work. That's not a bad thing. The analysis person couldn't do the experiements and the experimentalist couldn't do the analysis. Neither of them could have grown the initial samples, etc. None of those could have done the extra validation experiments using a totally different technique and *THAT* experimentalist needed yet another person to create yet another set of different samples.

      There certainly is abuse though but some people are acting against it, including the REF. You can only list papers where you have made a significant contributions. As with all things academic this is eventually peer reviewed.

      I'm not going to deny that the acadmeic world is deeply fucked up in an interesting variety of ways: I've been on the receiving end of that and I'm sure I would need do nothing to convince you how fun it wasn't. And almost anything in general is going to have exploits and opening for abuse and deception. There's also much deeply wrong wit academic funding in the UK on a number of levels.

      However, the REF is definietly a change for the better. The nice effect is it seems to be annoying the kind of researcers I dislike the most (the real salami-slicers/cottage industry on one nice topic type), and for all the right reasons.

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    34. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Geez, thanks. You did that much better than I could have.

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    35. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello

    36. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by romons · · Score: 1

      Almost everything you say is valid, but:

      if you're not averaging one good paper a year then there's probably something wrong with you as a researcher

      That is *exactly* what Peter Higgs is complaining about. His point is that great ideas don't come about once a year - and that if he was 40 years younger he wouldn't get positions because he wouldn't be fulfilling the quota - and thus great ideas are being lost in this treadmill.

      The fact that the pace has increased is true in most professions, probably due to better communication. In the early 60s, you got information after months and months, from stogy journals that reviewed papers for a year. Now, you read new info on somebody's blog the day after they have the idea. The environment is different, so the pace of production is probably different.

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    37. Re:kind of ruins the point....... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      A good paper is not necessarily a paper that will win a Nobel prize. If you're just sitting there and thinking really hard, hoping for inspiration to strike, then you'll have difficulty doing this. For everyone else, you always have intermediate results that give you something useful and it's incredibly valuable to share these with the wider community so you don't end up with everyone doing the same work in secret. If you can't manage to publish at even this rate, then you are being far too secretive about your work to justify an academic position.

      Oh, and it's not once a year, it's once a year on average, over four years. So if you work on a big project for 2-3 years and then get a flurry of papers out at the end, then that's fine too.

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  2. Me, for one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't publish much and I'm no longer in academia.

    1. Re:Me, for one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Me too. I'm a certified awesome bad ass ninja genius. But egghead academics think i should write papers and grant proposals instead of saving religious artifacts from nazis that will try to use them to win the war.

    2. Re:Me, for one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At ease, Inbanana.

    3. Re:Me, for one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous Coward was the dog's name.

    4. Re:Me, for one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but we all know Indiana didn't have any effect on the outcome finding the arch of the covenant. The Nazis would all have died regardless.

    5. Re:Me, for one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but we all know Indiana didn't have any effect on the outcome finding the arch of the covenant. The Nazis would all have died regardless.

      If Indiana had stayed out of it, the Nazis might have taken the Ark back to Berlin and opened it in front of the Hitler. WWII might never have happened. Tenure Denied!

    6. Re:Me, for one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol -- modern day doctorates doing original work. At their best, they'll prove something false; at their worst, they'll intentionally prove something statistically false to churn out that paper.

    7. Re:Me, for one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol -- modern day doctorates doing original work. At their best, they'll prove something false; at their worst, they'll intentionally prove something statistically false to churn out that paper.

      I'm a BA with a BS in BS. (HhHeh)

  3. But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do universities keep these low-productive layabouts around just because they might turn out to be producing Nobel Prize caliber work? And should taxpayers be on the hook for their rather substantial salaries (tenured professors are paid substantially more than software engineers in the US) when they don't produce much?

    1. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by gweihir · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You completely misunderstand what this is about. The problem is that productivity is measured in number of publications, regardless of quality of said publications. Anything that can scape by the reviewers, often in a 3rd or 4th attempt counts. The guy that gets all his stuff published on the first attempt, because it is actually good, does not stand a chance, because he will never get the numbers.

      The problem is that low quality publications actually represent negative productivity.

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    2. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, let's not take on any problems that might be hard (i.e. chance that we will fail) or take more than 3 months to get results.

      Retard.

    3. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This reminds me of my Health class in high school. At the end of the semester (it was a 1-semester class only, usually the other semester was used for driver's ed), the crazy old teacher gave everyone a grade on their notebook. His method for determining the quality of your notebook? The number of pages in it. I got a bad grade, because I wrote small and had few pages, even though I wrote down everything important. The guy next to me had giant writing, and filled up a bunch of pages just writing "Health is cool!" and got a high grade.

      You think Universities would be more intelligent in their rating of professors than some idiotic old gym coach, but apparently not.

    4. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You've got it backwards - reviews tend to improve scientific work.

      http://www.nature.com/news/rejection-improves-eventual-impact-of-manuscripts-1.11583

    5. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      (tenured professors are paid substantially more than software engineers in the US)

      Indeed?. That is so not true. Okay, those numbers are not great, but they are actually quite similar. The difference being that software engineers make that shortly after graduation, and tenure... well, first you'll need a PhD. Then some years as a postdoc. Then tenure takes what, 7 years or so? And during all this time the salary is quite low considering the work being required.

    6. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by savuporo · · Score: 1

      There is also the notion of "long tail" investments. Many technology companies make a conscious choice to invest, or not to invest in long tail. The idea is that out of that long tail, you may some day get a breakthrough.

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    7. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 2

      This reminds me of my Health class in high school. At the end of the semester (it was a 1-semester class only, usually the other semester was used for driver's ed), the crazy old teacher gave everyone a grade on their notebook. His method for determining the quality of your notebook? The number of pages in it. I got a bad grade, because I wrote small and had few pages, even though I wrote down everything important. The guy next to me had giant writing, and filled up a bunch of pages just writing "Health is cool!" and got a high grade.

      You think Universities would be more intelligent in their rating of professors than some idiotic old gym coach, but apparently not.

      Did the gym coach tell you how it was being marked? Because, if he did, then you had a clear success criteria, and you failed to follow instructions.

      Now, if he didn't tell you it was being marked that way, that's just bad teaching practice. But no one is claiming that the universities are deceiving candidates - they're just requiring quantity, not quality. That's a different scenario than you described.

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    8. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Did the gym coach tell you how it was being marked? Because, if he did, then you had a clear success criteria, and you failed to follow instructions.

      It's been a couple of decades, but IIRC he didn't tell us this until shortly before the end of the semester, right before we were graded on it.

      And regardless, how idiotic is it to grade someone based on the number of pages of their notes anyway?

      But no one is claiming that the universities are deceiving candidates - they're just requiring quantity, not quality.

      Yes, but how do you expect to get quality publications with a policy like that? Why even bother? It just doesn't make any sense at all. Only a complete moron would judge quality based on quantity.

    9. Re: But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, verification improves scientific work.

    10. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 1

      You completely misunderstand what this is about. The problem is that productivity is measured in number of publications, regardless of quality of said publications. Anything that can scape by the reviewers, often in a 3rd or 4th attempt counts. The guy that gets all his stuff published on the first attempt, because it is actually good, does not stand a chance, because he will never get the numbers.

      The problem is that low quality publications actually represent negative productivity.

      There have been alternative methods to quantitatively assess qualitative measurements. If it were possible, I like to think we'd be doing it.

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    11. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Rhywden · · Score: 1

      What kind of stuff are you smoking for regarding "number of pages written" as a valid sign of quality?

      When I'm grading my students, I take the number of pages as a very rough indicator on how much time they spent (with all other stuff like text size, paragraphs,... being equal). Doesn't mean, however, that this quantity equals quality.

      And even if he did tell them the criteria before - that still doesn't make it a good criteria. And blindly following instructions is never a good idea.

    12. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by joe_frisch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is a result of attempts to use "quantifiable metrics". The original idea is great: By having a numerical measurement of a workers productivity (whether that worker is a floor-sweeper or a physicist), we reduce the effects of bias, favoritism, etc in evaluating employees. The problem though is that it is impossible to produce a good metric for many types of work. When a poor metric is used, we strongly motivate workers to maximize that metric, not their "real" productivity. There is a nearly identical problem in school grades: we want to eliminate bias in grading so we use "standardized tests". Pretty soon teachers are teaching the test, not the subject.

      In my opinion, where I work the most productive scientists are not the ones who publish the largest number of papers.

    13. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by prefec2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is that the quality of a scientist is measured by the number of publications and the reputation of the journal or conference they published their work. However, both values do not measure quality. The first is just quantity and can be achieved by spreading results over different publications, which lowers the overall quality of every single publication. The second tries to correct this, by factoring in that good publication channels do quality checks with peer review. However, that fails when you look into peer review process. While in general it is a good idea, there are several problems with this. First, the review may miss the point of the publication especially when it is a new thought. Second, reviewer are more convinced of work which they know the author or the professor also listed in the author section. And third, even with good reviews, the program committee favors known and liked scientists over unknown scientists. So there is a lot of bias at work. Finally, the reputation of a publication channel is determined by its impact in the past. Even if it is crap right now, it is rated higher than a good publication just because of the history.

      Beside these problems, the present system limits science and its potential outcome as scientists optimize for it. An alternative would allow for more think time. However, this is not possible with the present system. He does not propose a new one, but we should start thinking about a new one or lose our ability to innovate and increase our understanding of the universe.

    14. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      You completely misunderstand what this is about. The problem is that productivity is measured in number of publications, regardless of quality of said publications.

      ok guy, what do you suggest as an alternative? because P is right, tenured professors make a lot of bank and some of them are really crappy and entitled. i await your solution to this problem.

    15. Re: But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You've nailed the problem -- the LPU -- least publishable unit -- do the absolute minimum amount of research to crap out a paper.

    16. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 1

      At least for universities, there's an alternative way that professors who don't publish a lot can still be productive: they can, you know, teach students. That is nominally what universities are for, anyway.

    17. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by sjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That is Higgs actual point. Because of the demanded quantity, it is not actually possible to do quality work anymore. He believes that under today's conditions, he would not have had his key insight at all. In fact, he doesn't believe that anyone else is likely to have such an insight under today's conditions.

      Further, he states flat out that if he wasn't widely favored to win a Nobel Prize, he would have been fired. by the '80s. In other words, his employer was more interested in his celebrity than with his actual work.

    18. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Cali+Thalen · · Score: 1

      Obviously, it's okbecause if he did tell you he's an idiot, he can't be an idiot since he told you up front that he was. But if he didn't tell you he's an idiot, then he certainly is an idiot.

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    19. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Dunbal · · Score: 2

      The problem is that low quality publications actually represent negative productivity.

      Yep. but you will never get a bureaucrat to understand this. It's like in our hospitals - you can never convince administration that you actually WANT empty beds - because that means the population is healthy and empty beds are a sign of success of the health system. No, that won't fly. It's all about bed turnover per day, and bed occupancy rates.

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    20. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by sjames · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How about forgetting the metrics obsession and focusing on actually assessing worth. Yeah, yeah, it's so hard to do that waaaaaah. The obsession with metrics is doing a lot of harm all over.

      In particular, the quantity over quality which exists primarily because any lazy fool can count quantity but quality takes actual effort to assess.

      Which is better, 100 metric tones of cholera infested dirty water or 1 kg of antibiotic? More and more, employers are preferring the dirty, infectious water.

    21. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by TrekkieGod · · Score: 2

      Did the gym coach tell you how it was being marked? Because, if he did, then you had a clear success criteria, and you failed to follow instructions.

      Fascinating.

      Why did you go to college? Why were you in class? A lot of people answer that question by saying, "to get a degree." That's not right though, because there are cheaper ways of getting "a degree." You can buy one for much cheaper than college tuition, and for much less work.

      So the next justification is that you can't use the degree you buy from a non-accredited university to get a job. Why not? Because employers expect that the degree means you have learned a minimum set of per-requisites they require in their employees. In fact, you're often asked to provide an official transcript, which shows the grades you got in specific classes they may deem relevant for the position you're applying for. With this in mind, would someone who was told how they were being graded really have a clear success criteria?

      They'd have a way to achieve a high grade in the course, but that's not success. If I achieve a high grade in the course, but the grade does not correlate to my understanding of the material the class is supposed to cover, the professor failed my success criteria, by giving me a transcript that means nothing to the employers. When I go to an interview fresh out of college I'm being judged by degree, by my grades, and by comparison from other candidates who may have come to the same school, and taken the same classes. If an idiot classmate I had interviews first for a job I'm interested in demonstrates a complete lack of understanding of the subject matter in an interview, despite having a despite having a degree in the field and a high gpa, then he may have cost me the ability to even get an interview at that location. Now the employer is thinking, "that university sucks for that degree, that guy's grades didn't mean shit. I'm not going to waste my time with this next guy."

      But no one is claiming that the universities are deceiving candidates - they're just requiring quantity, not quality.

      Which is deceptive to me, because I pay the university with the understanding they will train me in the field of my choice, and evaluate me fairly with regards to the knowledge that i've gained. Anything else, and I'm just throwing money away.

      Similarly, a professor who is capable of writing a few quality papers is far more valuable than one who can write hundreds of low quality ones. The universities make their standards clear, but they're not selecting for what they're supposed to, and it's leading to lower quality of education.

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    22. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I agree that publishing a bunch of low quality papers is terrible, but you seem to be implying that a paper that doesn't get accepted on the first try is low quality. That's absolutely not true, and furthermore, the review process can be really helpful for making improvements to a paper - and I don't mean just enough to squeak by.

    23. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      Well by age 51 his work would have been mostly getting grants and managing PhDs ... if he got fired in 1980 it wouldn't really have impacted is scientific work.

    24. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      The problem is that low quality publications actually represent negative productivity.

      There is no such thing as negative effort, only effort. Anti-productivity can be beneficial if properly harnessed. When anti-products collide with normal outputs of productivity the energy released is explosive! --even enough to bring entire businesses to their knees. Re-engineering of entire product lines can create jobs at a geometric rate when analysed in the single dimensional domain. Massive numbers of researchers have dedicated time to advances in product particle research; Especially in the field of advert entangled anti-productivity. This very post and Slashdot itself would not be possible were it not for discovery of the charged anti-product-ion. Indeed, this is why the energetic event resulting from a productive business interacting with an equal or greater anti-production has been dubbed, "The Slashdot Effect".

      Unfortunately, due to the nature of quantum entanglement there is no known way to predict an increase or decrease in overall productions due to a business's slashdotting. There is much debate over the degree to which the anti-productivity particles can be deliberately harnessed due to quantum uncertainty: Observation of A.C. currents provide evidence that one can either know when and where the slashdotting will occur (deemed a slashvertizment), or the rate and direction of products, but not both at once.

    25. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      Administration just respond to incentives and try to corrupt the people providing those incentives. If they profited from by optimizing some weighted function of patient outcome and patient hospital time they would try to optimize that, but they don't so they don't.

    26. Re: But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was like MOD THIS ONE UP! ... then I saw the end of your post.

    27. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In research one does not produce nuts and bolts. So, you cannot use your primitive view on the world and say "they don't produce much". Now, sit down and continue maximizing the LOC for your next release!

    28. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      and thank you for reading this week's episode of "Taking The Analogy Too Seriously"

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    29. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did you go to college? Why were you in class? A lot of people answer that question by saying, "to get a degree."

      He was in high school. Reading comprehension isn't your friend is it.

    30. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. I work in academia, and have never written a paper in 15 years. I teach though, and I'm good at that. This is ok with the administration - there are other who do more research. Together, we are supposed to do both research and teaching. One can specialise.

      Perhaps Peter Higgs should consider switching university? Well, just about anybody will want him these days, but moving to a university with a saner policy would be an important signal.

    31. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by jafac · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only a complete moron would judge quality based on quantity.

      . . . or an MBA.

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    32. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did the gym coach tell you how it was being marked? Because, if he did, then you had a clear success criteria, and you failed to follow instructions.

      If the criteria are idiotic, it is a sign of intelligence to ignore the instructions.

    33. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more one.

    34. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I think you misspelled "i.e." as "or".

    35. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by ebno-10db · · Score: 2

      Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.

      The only thing that annoys me more than people who refuse to analyze anything quantitatively, is those who insist on creating meaningless metrics so they can pretend to be analyzing everything quantitatively. It's the B-school and accounting mentality - you're all scientific and stuff if you attach a number to everything, no matter how you come up with that number.

    36. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The system needs some intelligence. Academic performance should be reviewed by peers rather than by numbers. Just like performance reviews in industry, a bright person or two taking a tour is a lot better than someone looking down the columns in a spreadsheet and seeing "comrade, you haven't made your bi-daily quota!"

    37. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      Which is a weird thing for someone to say about the UK university system. The RAE / REF count an average one paper per year. That is what counts towards the department's ranking (which determines its funding), and so that's what departments care about when hiring people for tenured positions. Will they have the four top-tier publications required for the top rank in the REF? (or fewer for universities that aren't aiming for the top rank). Someone who published 20 crappy papers will be far less attractive than someone who published four good papers, because they'll both have to nominate their four best papers for the assessment, and so the first person will look really bad in the next assessment.

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    38. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Peer review. Which is how it's supposed to be done, except that the peer reviewers know that the administrators are going to count papers, and anyway, they can't take too much time to do a good job because they have to get some papers published.

    39. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      It's like in our hospitals - you can never convince administration that you actually WANT empty beds - because that means the population is healthy and empty beds are a sign of success of the health system.

      It also means your hospital is too big, and that's what the administration is upset about.

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    40. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If theoretical physicists are re-purposed as fundraisers by age 51, then that just enlarges on his point.

    41. Re: But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, verification improves scientific work.

      Actually verification of scientific models is impossible.

    42. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quantity over quality. Selling mud as bottled water, but the bean counters only care that some water is inside that bottle and you fill lots of bottles.

    43. Re: But what system does he suggest instead? by STRICQ · · Score: 1

      If verification is impossible, then the work and the paper is rubbish.

    44. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      He's long since retired: it was a comment on the challenges facing the generation after the generation after his.

    45. Re: But what system does he suggest instead? by mrchaotica · · Score: 2

      Engineering professors can get paid pretty darn well... I looked up the salary of one of mine at Georgia Tech, and he apparently makes close to $200K (over, including reimbursed travel).

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    46. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you need to refer to the original article. And I suspect that you have misunderstood the antecendant used by the GP.

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    47. Re: But what system does he suggest instead? by HiThere · · Score: 2

      You misunderstand. It's impossible to verify a scientific theory, though one should be able to replicate the results. But the possibility of falsification is what makes a theory scientific.

      WRT verification, all you can say is "It fits the available evidence, and of that evidence xxxx was not known at the time the theory was constructed." You can NEVER prove it true.

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    48. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Is stubbornly ignoring reality really a sign of intelligence? Somehow how doubt that.

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    49. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      So you think all complete morons are MBAs?

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    50. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Not if ignoring the instructions gives no advantages, neither to you, nor to someone you want to help, nor the society as a whole.

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    51. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, how about this for a system: instead of counting how many papers a researcher publishes, count the number of times a paper he has written has been cited by somebody else.

      This is truer measure in any case. I recently had occasion to review the information science research literature on ontologies, and discovered that about 5% of the literature was absolutely vital to read, and were cited by a substantial fraction of papers in the field -- hundreds of times in my own literature search, and likely thousands of times in total in peer reviewed literature.

      About 20% dealt with abstruse and narrow technical topics which were nonetheless useful to people working in the field; or were case studies. Such papers make up the bulk of citations in the research literature, although any single such paper probably gets only a few dozen citations. Still that's useful work.

      The remaining 3/4 of papers are trivial, a complete waste of anyone's time to read. They may score a handful of citations, but from authors scraping the bottom of the barrel. They're so trivial, obvious, and unoriginal.

      Odd side note: the less an author has to say, the more elaborately he says it. The really important papers tend to be written in straightforward, easily understandable prose. The trivial papers read like parodies of academ-ese.

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    52. Re: But what system does he suggest instead? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Papers are not scientific models (they may describe scientific models, of course). The argumentation in the paper can be verified (or falsified, if wrong). And so can the mathematics it uses. You can also verify that the equations they use really say what the authors claim they say, and where the authors cite other articles as source, you can verify that the information they claim to get from there is indeed found there.

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    53. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Because, if he did, then you had a clear success criteria, and you failed to follow instructions.

      And? I would think that anyone with a brain would already realize that's a terrible idea to begin with. I don't consider it a failing to not follow such ridiculous instructions.

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    54. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      So the next justification is that you can't use the degree you buy from a non-accredited university to get a job. Why not?

      Because worthless employers think that some worthless pieces of paper are more valuable than others, of course.

      Because employers expect that the degree means you have learned a minimum set of per-requisites they require in their employees.

      Such employers are lazy, ignorant, and incompetent

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    55. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 1

      Not if ignoring the instructions gives no advantages, neither to you, nor to someone you want to help, nor the society as a whole.

      Exactly. If the whole point is to learn to follow instructions, and you don't follow instructions... well, you fail.

      And, lets face it, we're talking about Gym Class, not Medical School, where, incidentally, you also learn to follow instructions (only, they call them procedures).

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    56. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of stuff are you smoking for regarding "number of pages written" as a valid sign of quality?

      When I'm grading my students, I take the number of pages as a very rough indicator on how much time they spent (with all other stuff like text size, paragraphs,... being equal). Doesn't mean, however, that this quantity equals quality.

      And even if he did tell them the criteria before - that still doesn't make it a good criteria. And blindly following instructions is never a good idea.

      So you penalize your students who blindly follow the criteria you set? They're punished because it's never a good idea to blindly follow?

      Or is it never a good idea to blindly follow criteria you DISAGREE with? That is the attitude I hear from teachers - "Don't be an idiot, and here's what an idiot is, and if you disagree, you are an idiot"....

      ... idiots.

    57. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 1

      Quantity is not a good indicator of quality, I wouldn't claim otherwise (except in certain circumstances, where it is).

      And if you contract for something, and don't receive what you've agreed upon, you've been wronged.

      However, if you've agreed to a contract ... and suddenly you're not happy with the terms ... it sounds like the other party isn't the one with the problem. If you had an implicit understanding that was contrary to the explicit contract with a university, and your notion of what you deserve is different from the facts, well ... I feel bad for you. But I don't think you automatically deserve something more.

      I don't disagree with your statement about quality, and I think you are correct that a university should train you in that field. I think you're wrong though - If a university is clear in what they are offering, and you don't want that BUT still went ahead with the relationship? Well ... it's a bad relationship, and you can always leave, but you can't blame the university for letting you in.

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    58. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 1

      Because, if he did, then you had a clear success criteria, and you failed to follow instructions.

      And? I would think that anyone with a brain would already realize that's a terrible idea to begin with. I don't consider it a failing to not follow such ridiculous instructions.

      Obviously not a great way to evaluate Gym class. Maybe the coach should have counted the number of pushups each person could do. That would be better, right?

      No. Obviously not. Quantity is rarely better than quality. On the other hand, if someone says "for every hour you sit in this chair and do nothing, I'll give you $50", and you do it for 8 hours ... well, it's a mind-numbingly stupid waste of time, but hey, quantity counts now, doesn't it?

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    59. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      I'm not seeing your point. I don't consider blind obedience to be a good thing. I don't even consider grades (especially not high school grades) to be very important, if that's what you're trying to get at.

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    60. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Is stubbornly ignoring reality really a sign of intelligence?

      How is not following idiotic instructions ignoring reality? The only people ignoring reality are the ones who come up with these idiotic instructions, or the ones who cause these people to do so.

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    61. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Not if ignoring the instructions gives no advantages

      I'd say it does carry an advantage: Sticking to your principles. I consider not being a drone to be an advantage in and of itself.

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    62. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 1

      I'm not seeing your point. I don't consider blind obedience to be a good thing. I don't even consider grades (especially not high school grades) to be very important, if that's what you're trying to get at.

      I have not said any of that, and I've agreed with you, so I'm not sure what you're asking ... but thank you for sharing your opinion.

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    63. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If any complete morons don't have the official MBA diploma, it's not for lack of capability. One might only question whether their moronity has reached the requisite completeness.

    64. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Gregory+Arenius · · Score: 1

      I've always been pretty interested in ontologies. What did you consider the vital literature to be? Is any of it not behind a paywall?

      Cheers,
      Greg

    65. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is so simplistic. Very forward thinking papers are seldom cited a lot, because few understand them. They typically get rediscovered decades down the track, and *those* get cited a lot.

      Also gaming the number of citation metric is relatively easy and is being done now. No system is ideal.

    66. Re: But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually if you consider carefully you can also never falsify a theory. The interpretation of the evidence will always rely on additional technical assumptions. So all you can falsify is the either the theory is wrong or the equipment, etc did not work as expected.

    67. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by hibiki_r · · Score: 1

      This is already checked for, and already gamed: We get wonderful things like socially trading citations, and making sure your grad students only work on things very similar to your core work, to make sure they cite your work, and keep citing it in the future.

    68. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientometrics

    69. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation counting was the norm at my university in the 90's, and I'd be surprised if it wasn't common elsewhere.

      My philosophy lecturer explained it to the class at one point, as part of a history of science class about determining the value of a discovery. He also mentioned how he'd been the editor on a collation of the greatest historical papers in in philosophy, and was quite happy with the system ;)

    70. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Because worthless employers think that some worthless pieces of paper are more valuable than others, of course.

      Unfortunately, they're not worthless employers. They're the mechanism that dispenses the pellet after you press the bar.

      Even an intelligent lab rat knows that.

      The whole system is broken, which is Higgs' point.

    71. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Well, in our modern industrial society, 'doing what you are told' is an important part of what 'the system' wants teachers to assess. And a lot of people who are 'in charge' want all Educational programs to become more vocationally oriented.

      When I went to Tech School, about half the grade was based on attendance, the other half on the dots you shaded in on the same 100-blank multiple choice test blank each Friday for each course. It doesn't mean I wasn't allowed to ask penetrating detailed questions during the lecture, but it did mean a portion of the other students would groan every time I raised my hand, because it was going to be a question about electronics and not something that would 'be on the test.' People would often actually ask that as a follow up question to mine.

      Wanting to know too much brands you as a troublemaker, and employers like to know stuff like that. Fortunately they didn't keep a negative score regarding that issue in Tech School.

    72. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the current system is worse than random selection, much worse. It actively keeps the really good people out.

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    73. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. That promotes gaming the numbers. Those that try it the honest way are out of luck...

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    74. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      And yes, that is an actual problem. My own rate of reviewing papers is between 2h (obvious BS and I do not even need to look it up) and several days. Most reviewers take less time. I actually got follow-up questions from PCs where I was the odd reviewer out, i.e. the only one that caught the well-packaged nonsense.

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    75. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      So you are saying administrators are amoral scum? Fits my available data...

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    76. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      No, no, I do not imply that at all. There are papers that actually do something new and get rejected because the reviewers did not get it. Happened to me several times. ("Reject because work is not compared with other publications doing the same thing." Well, sometimes it _is_ original work and there are no others doing the same thing. After all is that not the primary task of a PhD student, find something new and worthwhile that has not been published to death? But if you actually do that, you have a problem publishing. How I hate these cretin reviewers.)

      No, what I was talking about is the conference shopping some people do with crappy papers, just submit unchanged again and again until somebody takes it. I saw that at a conference on a non IT-Security topic that frequently got really bad IT security papers. Unfortunately for the submitters, these got handed to me, because the organizer knew me. I think in 5 years, not a single one was of acceptable quality, and some were outright fraud, but cleverly disguised.
       

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    77. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      This is better, but it can completely fail for _original_ research. It can take years or even decades for people to follow up on it. So, no, that does not fix things either.

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    78. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Raenex · · Score: 1

      There is a nearly identical problem in school grades: we want to eliminate bias in grading so we use "standardized tests". Pretty soon teachers are teaching the test, not the subject.

      I don't see a problem with this, as long as the test covers the material that is supposed to be learned. The reason standardized tests came into play is because of all the students graduating without basic skills.

    79. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      1. These metrics always increase every year
      2. They always seem to have a little energy of their own

      Lambda-CDM of academic publishing? Eventually the most important results will be entirely out of reach of the academic horizon?

      -l

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    80. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i.e. stands for id est, meaning that is (id is the neuter form for that and est is the third person nominative form of the verb to be). You are probably thinking of e.g., which stands for exempli gratia, meaning for the sake of an example (exempli being the genitive declension of exemplum, meaning example, and gratia being the ablative declension of gratia, meaning sake).

    81. Re: But what system does he suggest instead? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      A point, but now we are into Bayesian reasoning rather than the normal philosophy of science.

      P.S.: The assertion is even more limited than you suggest. Many sciences are observational rather than experimental in nature, and the observations available to be made may not either validate or refute some particular theory. (E,g,: Was there ever a three toed dinosaur? Perhaps there is no evidence that there was, but that's not proof, as the record is quite incomplete. That would be a theory that could be plausibly confirmed, but not falsified. But it's also not one that would be strongly believed in the absence of evidence.)

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    82. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by betterprimate · · Score: 1

      "Our rulers at the present day, with their machines and their preachers, are all occupied in putting into our heads the preposterous notion that activity rather than contemplation is the object of life."

      http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Cowper_Powys

    83. Re: But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a truer measure only because it's not currently being gamed by researchers. If it started to be used as a promotion metric, researchers would quickly find some way to turn it into a you scratch my back I'll scratch yours citation game, including discovering ways to avoid citing papers by non game playing refuseniks.

    84. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Further, he states flat out that if he wasn't widely favored to win a Nobel Prize, he would have been fired. by the '80s. In other words, his employer was more interested in his celebrity than with his actual work.

      Actually, they probably didn't want to fire him to revel in his glory as much as so they wouldn't appear to be the idiots that filed a Nobel Laureate. Today's Universities appreciate faculty in direct proportion to the amount of research $ they bring in. Research dollars can easily trump publication count, by the way.

    85. Re:But what system does he suggest instead? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Yup. For the paper I'm reviewing at the moment the journal has helpfully sent a reminder five days after I agreed to review it. I appreciate their effort to reduce review times, but that's a bit ridiculous.

  4. Money, Money, Money..... by segedunum · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's the way it is. Keep the research papers churning, regardless of how utter crap they are, and more importantly keep the research grants flowing.

    I remember the BBC did a programme a few years ago asking why people are so sceptical about science these days. This is exactly why.

    1. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's the way it is. Keep the research papers churning, regardless of how utter crap they are, and more importantly keep the research grants flowing.

      I remember the BBC did a programme a few years ago asking why people are so sceptical about science these days. This is exactly why.

      I think some research needs to be done and a paper written about that phenomena.

    2. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's the way it is. Keep the research papers churning, regardless of how utter crap they are, and more importantly keep the research grants flowing. I remember the BBC did a programme a few years ago asking why people are so sceptical about science these days. This is exactly why.

      No. There is a distinct difference between poor quality science and bad science.

      There's also the public tendency to reduce everything to a simple answer, when it's rarely simple.

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    3. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could publish it as a collaborative effort.

    4. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the way it is. Keep the research papers churning, regardless of how utter crap they are, and more importantly keep the research grants flowing.

      I remember the BBC did a programme a few years ago asking why people are so sceptical about science these days. This is exactly why.

      Good. When the system continues to churn out SHIT that cannot be reproduced and papers are reduced to the quality of tabloids and blogs, perhaps those funding this SHIT will STOP.

    5. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by segedunum · · Score: 1

      No. There is a distinct difference between poor quality science and bad science.

      That statement ironically confirms everything I'm pointing out and the reality distortion field much of the scientific community lives in.

      There's also the public tendency to reduce everything to a simple answer, when it's rarely simple.

      When you see a heck of a lot of anti-depressant drugs handed out for ailments that aren't even psychological, it becomes obvious to even the public what is going on.

      When the same things start cropping up time and again Occam's Razor becomes even more applicable, and yes, it is that simple regardless of the scientific community's refrain that you don't understand what is going and things are too complicated for you to understand.

    6. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They are often sceptical because scientists contradict each other.

      And many times they contradict each other by using incomplete crappy research that they themselves know is incomplete because they need grant money.

      1) They don't get enough money to do a reasonably complete research.
      2) If they did that complete research they would only have one publication after many years and would thus be considered unproductive in terms of publications per $$$.

      So they stretch it out by producing half baked crap.

      For example, dietary recommendations for billions of people are based on half-baked crap.

      First they said butter is bad for you and actually recommended margarine. And now some say butter is bad for you but margarine is worse. And others say butter is ok. They said consume more carbs. Now some say less. They said eggs and high cholesterol stuff were bad for you. Now some say eggs are OK. I'm betting more will change their minds about this, especially on stuff like squid (which is high cholesterol but low in saturated fats).

    7. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      Only one paper? You're never going to get a grant for that.

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    8. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Most people don't even know what Occam's razor even is. As much as you wish it were, the big reason for doubting science usually is that it doesn't align with your preconceived world views. God didn't make the Earth? Bullshit. We're wrecking our own planet through our unlimited greed? Bullshit. Oil is bad for the environment? Bullshit. Men are closely related to apes? Bullshit. It's pretty simple and has little to do with actual reasoning or well thought-out opinions.

      Your only example is proof perfect that you're not really grasping things. As with most drugs, "anti-depressant" drugs have many physiological effects, including some entirely unrelated to depression. Just take a whole five seconds to look up random drugs and you'll see just how often they'll have multiple, seemingly unrelated effects. Guess why? Because the human body is a fucking hell of a lot more complicated than what you seem to think it is.

    9. Re: Money, Money, Money..... by Trinn · · Score: 1

      The comment re: antidepressant drugs is amusingly largely a result of both our current form of healthcare (which emphasizes profits not care) and specifically the so-called "war on drugs" which while it has not yet actually criminalized pharmacological knowledge has certainly gone a long way to make sure the average person doesn't get a chance to learn. Pharmacology is complex, yes, but its not impossible, and one of the very first things you learn is all drugs are different (by virtue of being different chemicals with different physical shapes) and that essentially no drug has only one action in the human body, the way receptor bindig and other methods of action for drugs work simply makes this highly implausible. These basic facts would go a very long way to clearing this up, but its safer for the DEA if people think that drugs are easily classifiable into 'good' and 'bad' and safer for the healthcare industry hf people think 'good' drugs are easily classifiable into marketable brands like 'antidepressant'. It gets so bad that many doctors who by all rights should know better prescribe based on these categories. Ok, maybe 15 years ago this was excusable to some extent, but with cloned human receptors and all the research being done / that has bee. Done over those past 15 or so years, there's no excuse anymore to think in such simple terms. I'll also add the notion of 'therapeutic lag' with antidepressants is not terribly realistic, it almost always simply correlates with the patient either giving up on it working or finding their own way through things, only noe they're chemically dependant on a substance that isn't helping much. This isn't to say there aren't cases where a drug helps, but its almost universal that it helps noticably within the first week or so, this 4 weeks to get any benefit is bogus science that hurt me personally quite severely when i was younger. It still affects me because while I likely would benefit from some drug therapy, for many years I haven't been on anything because until recently I had just become that afraid of another screw-up. The drugs, after that initial period, if anything simply made me so apathetic that I didn't care to complain to the doctor. They likely would help people with very different problems than me, and its absolutely a case of a bad doctor not a bad overall concept, but the real problem is it significantly delays people like me from getting proper treatment, so as in my case, I ended up spending some time homeless and unemployed even though I was also the person who managed to run the Beryl project once upon a time. I'm not sure what the fix is, but ending the drug war and reducing the impact of next quarter profit would likely stimulate research in this area. On that note, a personal note to find a good psychiatrist/neuropsychopharmacologist when I have money or insurance again.

    10. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also the public tendency to reduce everything to a simple answer, when it's rarely simple.

      That seems like a pretty simple answer to me.

    11. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are often sceptical because scientists contradict each other.

      Researchers will obviously disagree - they are per def working on stuff we not yet understand fully. (such as global climate). So people will have different theories and try to find support in data.

      But look at more mature subject, and you see scientist agreeing.

    12. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by sandytaru · · Score: 4, Insightful

      welllllll if we actually paid university scientists directly for research like R&D departments do instead of making them beg for grants on a yearly basis, we might not have this problem.

      "Here is your lab, here is your staff. We will pay for your lab and your staff for the next five years, plus materials and equipment and a small petty cash budget for operations (computers, pizza parties.) You have five years to produce a quality research paper that is accepted for publication on the first shot. No paper, no promotion. No science happens, you're back to teaching undergrads for the rest of your career. Go!"

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    13. Re: Money, Money, Money..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Please use chapter breaks to piece that wall of text so we can actually read it. You can use the HTML

      and

      tags.
    14. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      First they said butter is bad for you and actually recommended margarine. And now some say butter is bad for you but margarine is worse. And others say butter is ok. They said consume more carbs. Now some say less. They said eggs and high cholesterol stuff were bad for you. Now some say eggs are OK. I'm betting more will change their minds about this, especially on stuff like squid (which is high cholesterol but low in saturated fats).

      Eating vegetables has always been a good thing. If you at least eat salads regularly, you cannot screw up your life too badly.

    15. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
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    16. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why a multitude of huge books proclaiming to be the word of God are bogus. Since publish or perish is meaningless to somebody like God, a bunch of weasel words could easily be summarized as: "I did it bitches, deal with it or else!".

    17. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That phenomonon, please.

    18. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You're back to teaching undergrads..."

      Where exactly do you think you fucking work? A university, or Los Alamos? Damn right you should be teaching undergrads--you're a teacher. You don't have to cater to your students' every whim; you certainly don't have to (and shouldn't) give out A's or even C's to anyone who attends your classes. But you do have to realize that the only way people will pay you to do some esoteric research of interest to you is by allowing you to teach, and you had better get your head out of your ass real quick and understand that you are only paid because you can teach to tuition-paying university students.

    19. Re:Money, Money, Money..... by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      Tenured professors at large universities stick their undergrads with their grad assistants and hustle their departments to get graduate level classes for teaching. (Or, at least, the senior level major-only classes.) The classes are smaller and the students are more engaged at those levels. Additionally, professors often request a semester or even year long sabbatical from teaching if they're doing intense research, especially if it involves travel abroad.

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  5. I can confirm that by gweihir · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Doing actually good research takes a lot of time. It is a sure way to not get tenure or to not even being considered for a position in the first place. It starts with your PhD taking longer than the ones of the streamlined cretins that never will have a deep though in their whole career. Academic research is pretty much dead at this time, what is being done is industrial research on the cheap and often with very low quality.

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    1. Re:I can confirm that by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      And in industry they do no research at all any more.

    2. Re:I can confirm that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet Nash would have had the same issues. Just check out the length of his PhD. That wouldn't fly today. All in the name of page counts and number of articles you push out...

    3. Re:I can confirm that by pikine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's suppose you're the fund manager and you want to maximize impact of your dollars. But there are too many researchers applying for grant. What do you do? You divest rather than invest, and hope that one of the projects will churn out useful outcome.

      If you want to focus your money for deeper impact, people will definitely accuse you of favoritism. It is hard to prove innocent because research is, intrinsically, a very specialized craft, and only very specialized people understand the qualifications. Sometimes experts don't agree on the qualifications either. Once you are accused and unable to prove yourself innocent, your career as a fund manager would be ruined due to academic misconduct allegations. If you distribute your funds fairly and squarely, people can still accuse you of favoritism, but at least you have plausible deniability.

      From a researcher's point of view, research is really about begging money to do things you want to do. Or if you end up not doing what you want to do, simply begging money. Historically only the nobles have the time and money to do research. This is what I always tell my friends:

      • If you have no money and no time, make time.
      • Now you have time but still no money. Make money with your time.
      • Now you have money but no time. Make money smarter so you save time.
      • Now you have both time and money, do whatever you want.
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    4. Re:I can confirm that by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 1

      And in industry they do no research at all any more.

      Incorrect.

      There is plenty of research done by industry (well, depending on the industry). It is generally not pure research, though. It's focused and should bring some sort of competitive advantage. Also, industry will not publish to the same extent, or in the same manner, because it isn't pure science.

      Maybe this is less true in CS than it is in biology or psychology, but I don't even need to check for sources to know that pharmaceutical companies and chemical companies both do quite a bit of research.

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    5. Re:I can confirm that by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      That's pretty good. My father's was pretty short at 42 pages. The really cool thing is that he did the the whole PhD program in one year. It was an Ivy league school too. They didn't bother making him do a master's.

    6. Re:I can confirm that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a different time... the field I did my PhD in basically didn't exist when my parents were in school.

    7. Re:I can confirm that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you publish your competitive research in industry? I don't see SpaceX at conferences or publishing journal papers. They definitely aren't filing patents, according to Musk.

      And besides, as a business owner, I'm not interested in paying for you to write that paper and shepherd it through the publication process. You're a smart guy or gal, I want you working on the next problem so we can all make money, not burnishing your resume with high impact factor pubs. Do it on your own time if you like, but make sure our IP lawyers have a chance to review it before you send the abstract in; you do recall that paper you signed when you hired on.

    8. Re:I can confirm that by jafac · · Score: 1

      Let's suppose you're the fund manager and you want to maximize impact of your dollars. But there are too many researchers applying for grant. What do you do? You divest rather than invest, and hope that one of the projects will churn out useful outcome.

      By and large, true. In our current (overall) deflationary environment.

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    9. Re:I can confirm that by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Where does the page count of the PhD matter? I've never heard about the number of pages to have an impact. It certainly didn't for me.

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    10. Re:I can confirm that by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2

      Me too. I was unwise enough to choose to do longitudinal human research. I'm competing with people whose papers require data from ten mice over a couple of weeks. Or better yet, some Excel jockeying on data somebody else spent time collecting.

      I got frustrated once and explained to the project PI (a physician) on a group teleconference once what had been done, and what had yet to be done, for a paper. There was silence, then "uh, that sounds like, uh, a lot of work."

    11. Re:I can confirm that by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      That's pretty good. My father's was pretty short at 42 pages.

      So does this mean "How many pages did your father's PhD thesis have?" is the ultimate question about life, the universe and everything? ;-)

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    12. Re:I can confirm that by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 1

      Why would you publish your competitive research in industry? I don't see SpaceX at conferences or publishing journal papers. They definitely aren't filing patents, according to Musk.

      And besides, as a business owner, I'm not interested in paying for you to write that paper and shepherd it through the publication process. You're a smart guy or gal, I want you working on the next problem so we can all make money, not burnishing your resume with high impact factor pubs. Do it on your own time if you like, but make sure our IP lawyers have a chance to review it before you send the abstract in; you do recall that paper you signed when you hired on.

      Ah, by research, you mean peer-reviewed, published research. I see we have the same words but different meanings. I wonder if that could cause misunderstanding.

      You might not see the research results immediately, but they are protected (patents and such) and eventually pass into the general knowledge pool.

      At least, in theory. Now, if IP laws weren't so restrictive ...

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    13. Re:I can confirm that by chihowa · · Score: 2

      A labmate of mine just defended and one of the dinosaurs on his committee frowned when he saw the thin dissertation. His work was sound, but he writes in a very concise manner and kept the figures only as large as they needed to be. He passed alright, but he got much more gruff from this one professor and the consensus seems to be that the short length is partially to blame.

      (The dinosaur's lab is well-established, with students who fly through in no time by running established experiments on new materials. Their dissertations contain nothing but new numbers for the tables, but they get to publish each one. Technicians, basically, with huge publication lists and long dissertations (with full page figures) really please this guy. Our (new faculty) lab works on brand new problems, but you can't just publish raw data in our subfield.)

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    14. Re:I can confirm that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if the institutions do this for sufficiently many generations of scientists, perhaps the evolutionary process produces a new breed of people capable of instant deep thought, quick robot assisted data gathering, lightning fast paper creation and exhaustive extrovertism via publication density and notworking, excuse me, networking.

    15. Re:I can confirm that by khallow · · Score: 1

      If you want to focus your money for deeper impact, people will definitely accuse you of favoritism.

      Which would be true in a sense. I favor research that I think would be productive and a good return for the money I put in.

    16. Re:I can confirm that by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I meant that academia is doing industrial research...

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    17. Re:I can confirm that by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Yes, and in the dinos's field, research will actually resume (maybe) once he has no more influence anymore. A true anti-scientist.

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    18. Re:I can confirm that by gweihir · · Score: 1

      No, what it actually produces is an age of stagnation. Enough examples for that in history. The stagnation ends when the empire collapses.

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  6. The double standard by timholman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Go to most science and engineering departments in the U.S. today, and you'll find senior faculty members sitting on P&T (promotion and tenure) committees who would never qualify for tenure if they were judged by the same standards they apply to junior faculty. You'll meet assistant professors who've published more journal papers in two years (and brought in more research money) than a full professor has done in his entire career, while being told it isn't good enough by the P&T committee.

    That double standard is not lost on the younger faculty, nor does not make them happy. To add insult to injury, the younger faculty generally tend to be better teachers, as well. It is a topsy-turvy world where the people in charge are often the least qualified of anyone there.

    1. Re:The double standard by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 1

      Go to most science and engineering departments in the U.S. today, and you'll find senior faculty members sitting on P&T (promotion and tenure) committees who would never qualify for tenure if they were judged by the same standards they apply to junior faculty.

      And how is that different from anywhere else? The old judge the young, on a standard that didn't exist before, and doesn't apply to them.

      Case in point - How many senior managers are more qualified (educationally) than the people they are hiring?

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    2. Re:The double standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a third whammy in the US: Affirmative Action and quotas. The University of Texas is fighting a court case that allows them to admit, hire, and promote by race as a selecting factor.

      My experience in university settings is similar. The professor is a H-1B, the TAs are F-1s. Unless you are of their nationality (and the case of one country, the same caste), you are garbage. Good luck with office hours since it will open with plenty of people yapping away in front of the line of the professor's nationality, and it will stay that way until hours are over and the prof closes his door for the day. Good luck appealing this to an ombudsman because the prof is the grant scorer.

      So, it isn't just what junior faculty have to compete against on the academic front, it is competing with racism, reverse discrimination, anti-us prejudice, and overt bigotry in the academic sector.

      This is good training for the IT world. You can have a MCSE, CISSP, or whatever alphabet soup, but when the rubber meets the road, the paper that matters is the H-1B.

      Other countries don't have this internal self-strangulation.

    3. Re:The double standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a topsy-turvy world where the people in charge are often the least qualified of anyone there.

      That is actually the way the world has been working since people had a means to communicate.

      The path to leadership.

      1.a Have a miraculous stroke of luck (contributing to a reputation) or be born really aggressive and unscrupulous
      or
      1.b Be born into a family of a "leader"
      2. Believe your own bullshit so you can use the "qualifications" from step 1 to convince stupid, lazy, passive, and easily manipulated people that you have some innate quality that makes you better than them and if they do what you say their lives will be better
      3. Use your influence and resources to marginalize, impoverish, slander, or otherwise neutralize anyone you perceive as a threat to your position

      Scott Adams really said it best in some dilbert related material: Leadership is the ability to convince some to give up something now for your benefit in exchange for a promise to get something int he future.

      The world would be better off if everyone just told anyone claiming any "authority" to just fuck off.

    4. Re:The double standard by Anubis+IV · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Quite correct, but you're missing the obvious. In the case of your senior manager, their decision to hire a more qualified person means that there should be an improvement from one generation to the next. As long as that trend continues, we can reasonably expect things to keep improving as time goes on. In the case of a full professor hiring someone who can churn out more papers of a lower quality, we're actually pretty much assured that we'll see a step backwards from one generation to the next. As long as that trend continues, we can reasonably expect that the quality of research will decline as time goes on.

      Old judging the young is not the problem, nor is the problem that a different standard is being applied. The problem is that a worse standard is being applied.

    5. Re:The double standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a third whammy in the US: Affirmative Action and quotas. The University of Texas is fighting a court case that allows them to admit, hire, and promote by race as a selecting factor.

      When the problem is "old people making up arbitrary standards according to their hypocritical and crotchety whims," then how is the solution "getting rid of affirmative action"? The "reverse discrimination" in affirmative action is helpful to balance out the systematic "forward discrimination" exercised by groups of old white males, who, all other factors equal, will (on average, proven in plenty of studies) give minority or female applicants a much lower chance of hiring/promotion/tenure despite equal or better qualifications (by any objective measures, rather than imagined racial/gender stereotypes) than white male candidates.

    6. Re:The double standard by MrChips · · Score: 1

      You'll meet assistant professors who've published more journal papers in two years (and brought in more research money) than a full professor has done in his entire career, while being told it isn't good enough by the P&T committee.

      You're probably right that the younger faculty are publishing more papers, bringing in more funds and are better teachers, but what is the chance that any of them will ever do anything really profound. I think that's the point Peter Higgs is trying to make.

    7. Re:The double standard by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 1

      The problem is that a worse standard is being applied.

      Now that's an interesting proposal. I wonder how long it would take to come to a consensus on the meaning of 'worse'? And likely, it'd be biased, because we'd have old people on the decision committee :(

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    8. Re:The double standard by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Not everyone will do something really profound, and there's no way (yet) to find the people who will do something profound. The problem that the OP was describing is that the P&T committee is applying the criteria that Higgs is complaining about while they could not even meet those standards (ie, double standards in the least useful metrics).

      They (who likely never achieved anything really profound or published a prodigious number of papers) are pushing the field farther from where it should be.

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    9. Re: The double standard by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I very intentionally used that word, just so that I wouldn't get bogged down in the inevitable "let's define what 'worse' is" discussion.

    10. Re:The double standard by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Or, it's just piling another layer of arbitrary bull-shit on top of the existing layers of arbitrary bull-shit.

      I mean, those lazy-fuck white people have been piling it on and living high in Academia for generations. Why shouldn't there be special programs to make sure people of color get some, too?

    11. Re: The double standard by nbritton · · Score: 1

      It is a topsy-turvy world where the people in charge are often the least qualified of anyone there.

      I see you're just joining us... welcome to the real world.

    12. Re: The double standard by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I very intentionally used that word, just so that I wouldn't get bogged down in the inevitable "let's define what 'worse' is" discussion.

      Wait, let's define bogged-down. I wouldn't want to get off-topic and go off on a tangent.

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  7. Also, Big Bang Theory overrated by edxwelch · · Score: 0

    I've always said it, but now we have it from a noble prize winner
    "He has never been tempted to buy a television, but was persuaded to watch The Big Bang Theory last year, and said he wasn't impressed."

    1. Re:Also, Big Bang Theory overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel the same way and felt the same way about Seinfeld.

      Big Bang has become the '10s Seinfeld - the sitcom that folks talk about around the "water cooler".

  8. Addendum by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 2

    "Peter Higgs, the physicist who laid the groundwork for the discovery of the Higgs boson and winner of the 2013 Nobel Prize in Physics"

    Actually he shared the price with François Englert who (at least) equally worked on the boson.

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  9. This by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Making sure someone is constantly busy in any intellectual field is a sure-fire way to kill any hope of creativity. The best ideas often come from moments when you can just clear your head completely or just play around with ideas on your own without worrying about your productivity. Modern society seems to have forgotten this.

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    1. Re:This by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, it's not forgotten. Just not emphasized. There is nothing in the Big Book of How Science Is Done that says 'progress' has to happen. There are fits and starts. TImes when people seem to be making headway in some fields, not in others. Times when research is well funded and times when it isn't. Times when society needs to be introspective and re evaluate what it's doing and how it's doing it (perhaps now).

      There is no single best way here. At present, there is a whole bunch of crap science being done, but there are also pretty impressive gains in knowledge on a regular basis. I certainly can't keep up with anything other than a tiny fraction of it. Higgs is probably right that he could not get a University job at present, mayhaps he could get some rich billionaire to keep him in funds for a couple of decades (the usual way science was funded before big government - got us into the Industrial Revolution).

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  10. Science is not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The problem is not science research. The problem and one which can be solved is that we have a pyramid in the research community. Thousands of low wage postdocs doing the grunt work for a small number of people that have tenure. And very very few of those postdocs if anything make it into a position when they gain access to tenure. And if that's the case they have to wait decades to get it. Now think to how things were 100-80-70 years ago. The pyramid was much less skewed, and young post docs actually had a good chance of gaining tenure after a normal length of time.
    The corrective measure is not to increase producing thousands of insignificant research papers, but actually limit those that can enter into a science career. Make the exams very difficult, pick the brightest of the brightest. Give postdocs positions to them. Of course you must pay them accordingly so no more slave wages. And then within 10-15 years grant them tenure. And for God's sake send them into retirement when they get to 65-70 years of age.
    Can politics accept such a situation ? The answer is left to the reader. :)

    1. Re:Science is not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes... difficult exams are exactly like doing research. Great fucking idea, sport!

    2. Re:Science is not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes... difficult exams are exactly like doing research. Great fucking idea, sport!

      Difficult exams are required to separate the wheet from the chaff. We don't expect every math student to become a researcher in mathematics. Why wouldn't the same criterion apply to the other exact sciences ?
      What's your answer ? Give simple exams and inflated grades (as it appears every US institution is doing nowadays including Harvard & co ?) to boost the ego of students that are not qualified for doing research ? Big fucking whoop.
      Going into science research is not a jobs program.

    3. Re:Science is not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, it is a institutional problem. In fact for science sometimes the institutional environment is counter productive, even though many amazing ideas come out of institutions, it is more due to the brute force approach because of the pressure to perform, rather than allowing for natural/pleasurable "eureka" moments of clarity to occur. This is why I like the hacker mentality to R&D, because passion and not pressure is the driving force.
      You can achieve amazing feats when you love what you do at little cost.

      Not to say that you can't perform amazing feats when driven by a whip but the human cost is very high.
      I am sure the ancient egyptians would agree!

    4. Re:Science is not the problem by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 2

      From primary school all the way through college, my mutant ability was to do superhumanly well on tests. I tended to place somewhere in the top tenth-percentile (99.9%). My grades were good, but not that good -- I didn't do very well at straight memorization, and I didn't have much drive to do well on larger projects. I met a few others who tended to score exceptionally well on tests, and I saw that this pattern was pretty common.

      The current system is broken, for reasons described in the summary and in some of the posts here. But I'm pretty sure difficult exams wouldn't do what you think they'd do.

    5. Re:Science is not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From primary school all the way through college, my mutant ability was to do superhumanly well on tests. I tended to place somewhere in the top tenth-percentile (99.9%). My grades were good, but not that good -- I didn't do very well at straight memorization, and I didn't have much drive to do well on larger projects. I met a few others who tended to score exceptionally well on tests, and I saw that this pattern was pretty common.

      The current system is broken, for reasons described in the summary and in some of the posts here. But I'm pretty sure difficult exams wouldn't do what you think they'd do.

      Oh c'mon I'm not talking about multiple choice question type exams at the university level. I'm talking the kind of exams where you give students problems and 4-6 hours to resolve it. The kind of problems that would be posed by Landau or Lifschitz. No books, no notes, no calculators allowed. Only brain matter. You rapidly see the good students from those that rely on stupid memorization only. And grade accordingly.

    6. Re:Science is not the problem by just_a_monkey · · Score: 1

      Why must senior researchers have "tenure"? Why is it important that they can't be sacked if the university no longer wants to keep them on?

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    7. Re:Science is not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The school exams (any school) are not about proving intelligence. Schools are places were people get trained for their future profession and living in the society in general, and only very small percentage of that group decides to do research. Exams are there to a) verify that you've learnt something during the last 3 months you spent sitting in the class (or not), b) for you to see if there is any stuff that you haven't covered very well so if you have gaps and are a reasonable person, you'd go back to the book and reread that couple pages that you skimmed but are important to the material and to the classes that come after this particular one.

    8. Re:Science is not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh c'mon I'm not talking about multiple choice question type exams at the university level. I'm talking the kind of exams where you give students problems and 4-6 hours to resolve it. The kind of problems that would be posed by Landau or Lifschitz. No books, no notes, no calculators allowed. Only brain matter. You rapidly see the good students from those that rely on stupid memorization only. And grade accordingly.

      There you go. You failed to even have tests that have any meaning. Your statement is extremely contradictory. Why no books allowed when you say "You rapidly see the good students from those that rely on stupid memorization only"? So it is either memorization or books won't help anyway.

      Allow books. Allow notes. Allow calculators. Heck, make exams take home exams and give them a year to solve. And then for turn in, have oral exams on the actual exam and tangential questions, done by a committee.

      Hmm, this reminds me of something.

    9. Re:Science is not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Make the exams very difficult

      The problem is that you'll be selecting for theorists, and as all experimentalists know, letting a theorist within 10 meters of your equipment is just inviting disaster.

    10. Re:Science is not the problem by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Then make make performing an experiment part of the test.

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    11. Re:Science is not the problem by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      You've got the problem right, but I disagree with the solution. We need to dilute professors.

      Instead of being a postdoc for ten years and then either leaving broken and broke or scoring the big one (and getting to slave away for another twenty years as junior faculty...) make post doc a two year post-post-graduate thing. After that you become a professor. "Professor" stops meaning "old dude who writes grants" and starts meaning "person who does research and teaches." Grants get broken up into smaller pieces, so instead of one professor being responsible for keeping funding that keeps ten, fifteen or twenty students, post docs and techs fed, each professor gets personal operating funds. Professors have one or two students (or none) and do active research themselves.

      The current position of "professor" is really a pretty crappy one that I don't think many who actually like doing science really want (I don't). What they DO want is the ability to apply for funding to support their research, get paid a reasonable wage, and maybe have students.

    12. Re:Science is not the problem by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Tenure historically was important for arts and philosophy. The idea was that you could say things that were unpopular in safety because nobody could fire you.

      Research professors don't really have terribly meaningful tenure anyway, because if you aren't performing you can't get grants and/or the university may deny you students. Either of those essentially means you're washed up.

    13. Re:Science is not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why must senior researchers have "tenure"? Why is it important that they can't be sacked if the university no longer wants to keep them on?

      The exact point that Higgs is making is that high-level creative work requires a lot of time, patience, creativity and luck. It is often associated with long periods of silence and even failure. The current system requires people to demonstrate continuously that they are "doing something." Doesn't matter what it is, you just have to have some physical thing you can point to as product for the past month or two. In olden days, tenure was meant to give people the freedom both to make outrageous statements and to separate from the continuous rat-race long enough to do some serious thinking, even if that thinking didn't produce a manuscript at the end of the month. At most universities, tenured faculty who aren't holding up their grant and publication record, are going to hear about it. Lose lab space. Gain teaching or administrative duties. (And contrary to what the anti-intellectual crowd claims, tenured faculty are still subject to dismissal for cause, such as failing to perform required job duties).

      Ending tenure will increase the pressure to publish just to and a concrete deliverable to show to the dean and further erode the rewards for distinguishing between good science and crap

    14. Re:Science is not the problem by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Your proposed solution is the same solution we have now, just applied to a different part of the pyramid and with different (and just as unproven) metrics. Instead of limiting the number of professors, you propose to limit the number of PhDs. All of this based on an arbitrary metric. In the current case: number of publications. In your case: scores on exams.

      Simplifying the whole selection process to a metric only ends up selecting people who can most superficially meet that metric. Shifting the metrics around isn't the solution to the problems, especially if the metrics are simple and don't represent what we need to test.

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    15. Re:Science is not the problem by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Junior High School teachers have what they refer to as 'tenure' these days. It's become a form of seniority, and part of the Trade Unionization of academia, so to speak. (if you consider Junior High School [oops, I meant 'Middle School,' didn't mean to say anything that might crush the students' self esteem] part of academia.)

    16. Re:Science is not the problem by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      What they want is to never have to leave Campus, and to continue to get paid while never having to leave Campus.

    17. Re:Science is not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually because they lack a different promotion system. You need to be able to promise them something in exchange of working extra hard. Though I find the idea of post-docs going to tenure odd, they should have a few decades in between as an associate professor or something. Post-doc is just the science term for an intern.

    18. Re:Science is not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because MOAR STEM!!

    19. Re:Science is not the problem by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I am sick to the further back than back teeth of hearing about STEM. The term was invented by politicians, and therefore can mean approximately anything; therefore-squared it means absolutely nothing.

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    20. Re:Science is not the problem by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying that any test I can do extremely well on, without also going on to have an extremely successful research career, is no true exam?

      Tell me, would the exams you have in mind have a section covering common rhetorical fallacies?

  11. Applies to Ph.D. students, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At my alma mater, even doctoral students are required to publish so many papers before they will be considered for awarding a Ph.D. Most research universities anymore are just paper mills for the paid research journals and money factories for the administration.

    They tried to convince me to get a PhD after I got my MS, but I ran like hell from that place after seeing what it was really about. I honestly don't know why anyone would get a Ph.D. today. It only limits your career opportunities and doesn't give you much benefit.

  12. Can We Compete Against Them? by mx+b · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've often wondered lately if there are enough dissatisfied PhD-dropouts and overworked junior professors that if we got together, we could start a new college and directly compete against these attitudes (both the problems with professors and research, and the problems with the student curriculum and lack of teaching enthusiasm in general). I am quite seriously interested in doing exactly this if I could build up a coalition and some funding.

    1. Re:Can We Compete Against Them? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good luck with your accreditations. I'd be willing to bet that there are a few 'pedigree' requirements with regard to your faculty. That said, if you make enough news with your 'alternative' you might be able to get people to not care.

      Unfortunately for someone like me, any contract I work for the government usually has strict degree/education standards.

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    2. Re:Can We Compete Against Them? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I've thought of the same thing. Put in the charter that all administrators must be academics in good standing, where good standing means they're doing productive research, as assessed by randomly assigned peer-reviewers.

    3. Re:Can We Compete Against Them? by interkin3tic · · Score: 2

      I feel like DIY research in some fields could be well poised to make some positive changes with what you're talking about. Specifically in biology, it seems like the trend is to fund big science done by huge consortiums or to fund "translational" research*. Those tend to be less risky research and are often less groundbreaking. Universities want researchers to participate in such big or boring research, and to spend the rest of their time filling classrooms. If funding agencies gave more small grants to researchers to pursue more daring research, maybe semi-amateur researchers, I think that might lead to more progress. At the very least, smaller grants would be diversifying the research funded every year.

      (* Both are important, but if something is going to lead directly to a profitable treatment or drug, the companies should be investing in that and then reap the rewards. Paying for it with tax dollars and then giving it to private industry for free or for a small licensing fee is corporate welfare, and reduces the amount of money available for the type of research that the government SHOULD be funding: research that isn't directly profitable and therefore won't be done by private industry. )

    4. Re:Can We Compete Against Them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My own wild pet idea is to completely replace the traditional professor with a lecturer and a researcher. The lecturer would teach undergrad classes, and the researcher would advise master's and PhD students (and teach grad-level classes/seminars in their specialty). It's a win for everyone: undergrads get better instruction, and researchers aren't distracted by teaching.

    5. Re:Can We Compete Against Them? by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

      My own wild pet idea is to completely replace the traditional professor with a lecturer and a researcher. The lecturer would teach undergrad classes, and the researcher would advise master's and PhD students (and teach grad-level classes/seminars in their specialty). It's a win for everyone: undergrads get better instruction, and researchers aren't distracted by teaching.

      Sure, if you keep in mind that the undergraduate degree is the new high school diploma, that suggestion is kind of a no-brainer.

      The only problem is that researchers will miss out on the challenge of explaining their theories to more or less random people (aka students). This could be a pretty serious problem, because one of the main points of constructing theories is to come up with ways through which average people can reason about difficult problems.

    6. Re:Can We Compete Against Them? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 2

      Brown University used to not issue grades to students. I sometimes wonder if starting to issue grades was a mistake. Yes, it's motivational, but it can also distract from serious thought and reflection.

    7. Re:Can We Compete Against Them? by llmc · · Score: 2

      This has already been done, see Microsoft Research. MSR has received some serious scorn from traditional academics, especially in the systems and programming languages communities because, frankly, they are wildly successful in both scale (# of publications) and impact (they have produced some popular research and industry tools). The reason why is because they have more people, more money, and more time (no need to teach). The one thing they are missing is sustained cheap labor: students (read interns) typically spend no more than 3 months on a project.

    8. Re:Can We Compete Against Them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

    9. Re:Can We Compete Against Them? by hibiki_r · · Score: 1

      Of course there's enough people: There are plenty of private sector companies that are full of them. Good luck getting funding.

    10. Re:Can We Compete Against Them? by TMB · · Score: 2

      I disagree - being an academic takes all your time, and being an administrator also takes all your time. I'd like my administrators to have enough time to be good administrators!

      Now, I think that all administrators ought to have once been academics, otherwise they don't actually understand the problems that they need to deal with, but not that they still are active researchers.

    11. Re:Can We Compete Against Them? by daslashster · · Score: 1

      I've often wondered lately if there are enough dissatisfied PhD-dropouts and overworked junior professors that if we got together, we could start a new college and directly compete against these attitudes (both the problems with professors and research, and the problems with the student curriculum and lack of teaching enthusiasm in general). I am quite seriously interested in doing exactly this if I could build up a coalition and some funding.

      I am too. Pls message me if interested.

  13. This is why we need more tech / trade schools by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    as keep churning out papers environment is not a place to be learning hands on skills from people who have done the work in that in environment it may be a TA reading out of the book.

  14. The larger problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit publishing is just part of the larger problem. We've displaced labor through technology. Neither central planning nor the free market has come up with a really good solution. The transition of a BS degree into the "new high school diploma" is part of this too. This is a quasi-free market solution. At first blush, it looks like the free market is demanding more education; but the educational establishment is subsidized by the government.

    To be fair, superfluous education and bullshit papers are better than sending these young people off as cannon fodder. It's still not satisfying though.

  15. creation undefeated since until forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yet we fail to utilize our spiritual centerpeace sync with creation little miss dna momkind, relying on chemicals & 'alterations' to be ok external as hell. never a better time to free the innocent stem cells etc... healthcare.love,,, see you there

  16. Honest Research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am a tenured full professor at a mid-to-leading rank European
    university. I work each day for several hours on ideas I consider interesting, publishing
    if the results seem useful. I also take seriously my teaching duties (mostly low level courses that no one else wants).
    However I refuse to play office politics or participate in advancing the careers of others (like writing articles for them). And while this excludes any possibility of promotion it is a fair trade-off for having the peace and tranquility required to research difficult ideas.
    So problems that Higgs mentions exist also at lower levels. Either you play their game or else you get shunted out.

    1. Re:Honest Research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a lowly student at a mere community college. I work to put food on the table while also attempting science courses. I'm an older student. I get very little sleep. One would suggest I work less, but then I would go hungry. One would suggest I take less, but then my studies would last another lifetime and I would lose what little external financial support I get. What troubles I may have with the material, deadlines or finances are seen as excuses by my instructors who I am supposed to revere. Many of these instructors don't wish to teach me. Those who claim to, those who espouse it clearly can't stand students who may actually need them. If I manage to survive the courses I'm taking, chances are the resulting grades will be too weak to put me anywhere useful. If I get somewhere useful, my community college background will be seen in a light akin to janitorial work. If I somehow show that impression to be wrong by doing well, the life of a lab drone is perhaps all I can really expect. What drives me is the urge to do better. The urge to play some small role in the advancement of science, and thereby humanity. What keeps me up at night, aside from my cold textbooks or failing heater or how increasingly uncomfortable my broken bed is becoming, is how expendable I am to my instructors and the system at large; and how useless I may yet prove to be.

      For science.

    2. Re:Honest Research by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      What or who should you revere? That is a good question you may spend a lifetime answering... From Albert Einstein:
      http://www.sacred-texts.com/aor/einstein/einsci.htm
      "For the scientific method can teach us nothing else beyond how facts are related to, and conditioned by, each other. The aspiration toward such objective knowledge belongs to the highest of which man is capabIe, and you will certainly not suspect me of wishing to belittle the achievements and the heroic efforts of man in this sphere. Yet it is equally clear that knowledge of what is does not open the door directly to what should be. One can have the clearest and most complete knowledge of what is, and yet not be able to deduct from that what should be the goal of our human aspirations. Objective knowledge provides us with powerful instruments for the achievements of certain ends, but the ultimate goal itself and the longing to reach it must come from another source. And it is hardly necessary to argue for the view that our existence and our activity acquire meaning only by the setting up of such a goal and of corresponding values. The knowledge of truth as such is wonderful, but it is so little capable of acting as a guide that it cannot prove even the justification and the value of the aspiration toward that very knowledge of truth. Here we face, therefore, the limits of the purely rational conception of our existence.
      But it must not be assumed that intelligent thinking can play no part in the formation of the goal and of ethical judgments. When someone realizes that for the achievement of an end certain means would be useful, the means itself becomes thereby an end. Intelligence makes clear to us the interrelation of means and ends. But mere thinking cannot give us a sense of the ultimate and fundamental ends. To make clear these fundamental ends and valuations, and to set them fast in the emotional life of the individual, seems to me precisely the most important function which religion has to perform in the social life of man. And if one asks whence derives the authority of such fundamental ends, since they cannot be stated and justified merely by reason, one can only answer: they exist in a healthy society as powerful traditions, which act upon the conduct and aspirations and judgments of the individuals; they are there, that is, as something living, without its being necessary to find justification for their existence. They come into being not through demonstration but through revelation, through the medium of powerful personalities. One must not attempt to justify them, but rather to sense their nature simply and clearly."

      On broader change to make economics work for more people, see stuff like:
      http://www.basicincome.org/bien/

      On the pitfalls of academia:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disciplined_Minds

      There are many spheres of life. Or as another analogy, life is like a city with lots of different districts and back alleys and night clubs and homes. Even if conventional academia is not your forte, you might find others where you can build a meaningful life that is a healthy success (parenting, being a good friend or neighbor, etc.). Many inventors did not "fit in", so you might fund some other creative niche outside of the formal academic related career path.

      For many people, the promise of academics has become a scam. However, diplomas are still used as gatekeepers to many jobs. For a deeper view of the scam in progress, see thsibook (free online) by John Taylor Gatto:
      "Underground History of American Education"
      http://www.johntaylorgatto.com/underground/

      And this:
      http://www.its.caltech.edu/~dg/crunch_art.html

      Anyway, I sympathize with your feeling and frustrations. Even with a dipl

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    3. Re:Honest Research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's sleeping on a broken bed struggling to survive and you respond being sure to mention that you went to Princeton the same year as Michelle Obama?

  17. Research Lab by Faisal+Rehman · · Score: 0

    Why don't he open his own research lab or join cern?

  18. Disciplined Minds in a Big Crunch by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 2

    http://www.disciplined-minds.com/
    "In this riveting book about the world of professional work, Jeff Schmidt demonstrates that the workplace is a battleground for the very identity of the individual, as is graduate school, where professionals are trained. He shows that professional work is inherently political, and that professionals are hired to subordinate their own vision and maintain strict "ideological discipline."
        The hidden root of much career dissatisfaction, argues Schmidt, is the professional's lack of control over the political component of his or her creative work. Many professionals set out to make a contribution to society and add meaning to their lives. Yet our system of professional education and employment abusively inculcates an acceptance of politically subordinate roles in which professionals typically do not make a significant difference, undermining the creative potential of individuals, organizations and even democracy."

    http://www.its.caltech.edu/~dg/crunch_art.html
    "Although hardly anyone noticed the change at the time, it is difficult to imagine a more dramatic contrast than the decades just before 1970, and the decades since then. Those were the years in which science underwent an irreversible transformation into an entirely new regime. Let's look back at what has happened in those years in light of this historic transition.
        The period 1950-1970 was a true golden age for American science [due in part to continuing exponential growth that was soon to end]. Young Ph.D's could choose among excellent jobs, and anyone with a decent scientific idea could be sure of getting funds to pursue it. ... By now, in the 1990's, the situation has changed dramatically. ... Since we began with a cosmological analogy, let us return to one now. An unfortunate space traveler, falling into a black hole, is utterly and irretrievably doomed, but that is only obvious to the space traveler. In the perception of an observer hovering above the event horizon, the space traveler's time slows down, so that it seems as if catastrophe can forever be put off into the future. Something like that has happened in our research universities. The good times ended forever around 1970, but by importing students, and employing Ph.D's as temporary postdocs, we have stretched time out, pretending that nothing has changed, waiting for the good times to return. We have about as much chance as the space traveler. ..."

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    1. Re:Disciplined Minds in a Big Crunch by Yergle143 · · Score: 1

      This thread has to do with Physics. I have a graph I keep around showing how federal funds have been allocated to research by discipline over time. We've been in an age of biology since the late 1970's. But, the same pressures and day of reckoning are at hand. The trouble with physics is, of course, it did its job too well. All the "practical" problems were "solved" ages ago and got spun off to engineering. So too is it with biology research. Eventually the public, and political funders, will wake up and realize there's been almost no advances in say cancer outcome (word chosen carefully) in decades. The basic monies will dry up.

      And by the way, the postdoc system should be decried as what it is, a legal system of cross national bondage, and abolished. It should be replaced by a system of contract research, the salaries made competitive with the market, and about half the Ph.D. programs in the country shut down.

      Even black holes eventually end.

    2. Re:Disciplined Minds in a Big Crunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if you believe biologists understand what is going on at all you have been mislead.

  19. Re:Academia is a Jobs Program by PPH · · Score: 1

    The jury is still out on the utility of Higgs' research. And that's what the public uses as a metric. His work and that at the LHC may turn out to be nothing more than pure research. Or we may develop antigravity and finally get our flying cars. The problem is that the public will only use the latter result as a sign of success. And there is no way to predict a 'useful' outcome a priori of some research.

    We do it because it will expand our collective knowledge and, if we are lucky, provide the occasional payoff.

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  20. Ka Tekne Turu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.kastekneturu.com

  21. Funny he should mention 'climate' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cause, you know... just sayin...

  22. THEY WANT TO FIRE? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0

    The man WHO PROVED that GOD lives inside a QUARK!??!

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    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:THEY WANT TO FIRE? by narcc · · Score: 1

      Sun come up, sun goes down, he had the only holodeck on DS9, never a miscommunication. You can't explain that.

  23. Don't forget failure by kencurry · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Having the freedom to fail, then to be able to analyze and think about why you failed is one of the most important methods of learning. When you succeed , you really don't spend the time to analyze why, but you sure do when you fail.

    In today's world, the importance of failure is not understood.

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    1. Re:Don't forget failure by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      So true. These days, failure = GTFO.

    2. Re:Don't forget failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you are a CEO, in which case you fail upwards.

  24. Einstein failed the exams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So by your method, we'd select for good test takers, and exclude people with brilliant flashes of insight.
    I suspect you would support rigorous testing and tracking in school, and to the extent that genetics plays a factor, we could simply select among children at, say, age 5, keep the ones who will be productive workers in menial jobs (Perhaps microchipping or marking them in some way), keep the ones who will be geniuses (I'm sure you would have been in that group) and put them in special schools. the menial workers would be maintained in growth and training facilities and given appropriate job skills according to physical characteristics as they develop: big and strong can become package handlers, well spoken and attractive can be waiters and news readers. Oh, and the ones who don't fit those two buckets (menials and scholars) we'll just use as part of a modest proposal for a solution to the need for increased protein in diets of factory farmed fish and animals.

    1. Re:Einstein failed the exams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So by your method, we'd select for good test takers, and exclude people with brilliant flashes of insight.
      I suspect you would support rigorous testing and tracking in school, and to the extent that genetics plays a factor, we could simply select among children at, say, age 5, keep the ones who will be productive workers in menial jobs (Perhaps microchipping or marking them in some way), keep the ones who will be geniuses (I'm sure you would have been in that group) and put them in special schools. the menial workers would be maintained in growth and training facilities and given appropriate job skills according to physical characteristics as they develop: big and strong can become package handlers, well spoken and attractive can be waiters and news readers. Oh, and the ones who don't fit those two buckets (menials and scholars) we'll just use as part of a modest proposal for a solution to the need for increased protein in diets of factory farmed fish and animals.

      Einstein didn't fail any exams. That's simple bullshit. He simply had a hard time getting into academia (even in the early 20th century who would have thought eh ?) and so took a patent clerk's job. But he did science research, especially before working on the science articles published in 1905. Did you know his PHD was about confirming the atomic hypothesis ?
      He came up with a way to measure Avogadro's number and consequently confirm the atomic hypothesis (through the determination of the dimensions of molecules) at a time when a good portion of physicists thought atoms didn't exist. And Boltzmann one of the greatest scientific minds of the 19th and early 20 th century ended up suicide because of it.
      Einstein was a scientific genius even before coming up with Special and the General theory of relativity.

    2. Re:Einstein failed the exams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Einstein was a scientific genius even before coming up with Special and the General theory of relativity.

      Henri Poincaré came up with the special theory of relativity in 1902, David Hilbert did come up with the general theory in 1915.

    3. Re:Einstein failed the exams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Einstein was a scientific genius even before coming up with Special and the General theory of relativity.

      Henri Poincaré came up with the special theory of relativity in 1902, David Hilbert did come up with the general theory in 1915.

      David Hilbert came up with a variational principle for the equations of general relativity. But all the physical insights and principles came from Einstein. The Mach principle. The equivalence principle is Einstein's work dating back to 1910.
      The post newtonian approximation to GR equations is Einstein's work. The existance of gravitational waves in Einstein's work. That's why GR is Einstein's theory and nowadays and even in 1915 Hilbert's contribution was recognized as relevant but not fundamentally so. GR would have existed either way even without Hilbert's contribution.

      As for Poincare'. Many physicists were aware that the fitzgerald-lorentz transformations were necessary to guarantee the invariance of the maxwell's electromagnetic laws. But you're missing the point, those transformations pre-Einstein required the intricate distinction between real frame of reference and "phony" frame of reference. What is the physical significance of this "phony" frame of reference. In other terms the equations by themselves didn't give you an insight into why these trasformations were necessary for electromagnetism.
      Einstein took a leap that even giants like Poincare' were unable to do. He based the special theory of relativity on two principles (and this required abandoning the concept of absolute time, something anathema to Poincare' and his generation of physicists). And by doing this he explained fully where these fitzgerald-lorentz transformations (that are a group) came from. This was the doing of a genius. Poincare' never managed to take the leap because he was not ready to abandon the concept of absolute time.

    4. Re:Einstein failed the exams by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      But all the physical insights and principles came from Einstein. The Mach principle.

      The Mach principle came from Mach. That's why it is called Mach principle. However you are (somewhat) right about the equivalence principle (only somewhat because the equivalence principle as such already had existed for quite some time; Einstein's ground-breaking insight was that it not only applies to the gravitational acceleration of masses, but to all physical processes).

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    5. Re:Einstein failed the exams by tragedy · · Score: 1

      The term "Mach's principle" was coined by Einstein, who was crediting Mach for the basic idea, even though Einstein came up with the specifics.

  25. Idiocy by warrax_666 · · Score: 4, Informative

    And regardless, how idiotic is it to grade someone based on the number of pages of their notes anyway?

    It's unbelievably idiotic and absurd... until you consider human nature.

    The people above you are incompetent (cf. "Peter Principle") and will latch onto anything that they can use to judge you to avoid appearing as the incompetents that they are. Even when it makes no sense from an analytical point of view. We humans seem to be hardwired to avoid (being perceived to be, or actually) being wrong. (The book's also pretty good!)

    Anyway, hope it wasn't too traumatic :).

    --
    HAND.
  26. In a system by no-body · · Score: 1

    where money is the main criteria for any action, many things can and do go wrong. In particular when continuing exponential growth processes run by humans happen in a closed system with limited non-renewable resources.

  27. Ridiculous by seven+of+five · · Score: 0

    Most universities would kill for the chance to hire Higgs just for the name recognition. It attracts students and their tuition money. Hire him, give him tenure & a decent office, and have him teach Physics 105 and host a few nice public seminars.

    1. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I see no smiley, so I assume you have missed the point.
      He is saying that the 20-something year old Peter Higgs would have no chance to get a job at a university _now_ .

    2. Re:Ridiculous by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      He is saying that the 20-something year old Peter Higgs would have no chance to get a job at a university _now_ .

      Of course he would have no chance now. His physics knowledge would be utterly outdated. Heck, he wouldn't even yet know about the Higgs particle! ;-)

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    3. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And waste 40 years of very expensive physics money pursuing a "god particle" that has never panned out. Sorry, but I'm putting money on this latest "Higgs Boson" being yet another "we measured it wrong" artifact of wishful thinking.

  28. Who does the research? by Kwyj1b0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The system isn't designed to support outliers - no one in the auto industry complains that they are having Ph.Ds design cars using CFD simulations and a lot of technical know-how. Would Ford have been able to start an automotive company and be challenging today? These moments of individual brilliance changing a field are few and far between. The entire system is geared towards improving the average, rather than gambling on the outliers.

    Another differences is that the nature of research has changed as well (at least in the engineering side). Even a brilliant researcher requires massive computational facilities, expensive equipment, and a lot of programming. So they hire grad students and supervise them, which needs grant money. To convince your sponsors that they are getting their moneys worth, you need a lot of publications. If the sponsorship mentality is - "see what you can do, we aren't going to be looking at publication count", things would be quite different. But can you imagine the outrage if an academic gets a one million dollar grant and turns out one paper on the effect of honey-bees on rainfall or some such topic? The NSF is being held up as a political punching bag. Everyone is in a CYA mentality. Not the "try your best, and if it doesn't work we will still stand behind you because we want to cultivate an environment of innovation." mode.

  29. The system that really leads to low quality by davidannis · · Score: 3, Interesting
    You take a young researcher who has put 7 years into a PhD and 3 into a postdoc, have them write grants that on average grant 20% of applicants funding, and give them a mandate to publish or kiss their career goodbye. They can't take a chance on looking at a hypothesis that has a small chance of revolutionizing their field, because if it doesn't pan out they are screwed. So, the researcher chooses a hypothesis that is safe. They spend a year or two gathering data at great expense. Now, if that data comes back and is ambiguous there is a strong incentive to use the data set to test other hypotheses. The problem with that is eventually you find a hypothesis that gives significant results just by chance. Some of the solutions are to:
    1. 1. Evaluate based on more than just publications. Look at what the scientist did, why they did it, and how they did it.
    2. 2. Get journals to publish negative results. That way if you test a theory and find it is wrong, it still counts as successful research.
    3. 3. Set aside 20% of research funds to fund replication of published studies. Right now there is no downside to publishing a result that is likely spurious because nobody is likely to figure it out for decades. If a researcher knows that there is a 20% chance his study will be replicated the following year it will make him very careful to do things right. Make reproducing experiments count toward career progression.
    4. 4. Include grant applications with the papers that they produce. That way readers can see if the hypothesis tested in the paper is actually the one that the scientist set out to test. If not, there should be information on why and on how many alternate hypotheses were tested.
    1. Re:The system that really leads to low quality by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      1. Evaluate based on more than just publications. Look at what the scientist did, why they did it, and how they did it.

      And how do you evaluate that? After all, the scientist will not be willing to share all his unpublished ideas with you. Especially if you're established and he's not, and if you're working on a related field (so you might already be working at the very same problem as he does). And only if you work on a related field, you'll be able to reliably judge whether what he does is worthwhile or not.

      Ideally, the publications should give a good overview of what a scientist did. In reality, problems with the publication process may prevent that, but then, that's what should be fixed. However what is fundamentally wrong is just counting the publications. If you want to know if a scientist does good work, you should actually read his publications (at least a substantial fraction of them).

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    2. Re:The system that really leads to low quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Evaluate based on more than just publications. Look at what the scientist did, why they did it, and how they did it.

      Theoretically, this happens. Often, the tenure candidate's own department lacks the expertise to evaluate the quality of his research, so you send it out to external experts. Those people are supposed to read the body of work and explain whether and how it's significant, but they often fail. First, they only have publications to go on, so if candidate isn't publishing, then there's nothing. Second, they're busy people and the temptation to look at the CV, count the publications, and weigh against other people at the tenure stage is high

      Get journals to publish negative results. That way if you test a theory and find it is wrong, it still counts as successful research.

      Turns out that scientists are bad at statistics. They generally can't distinguish between results that are negative because there probably is no effect and results that are negative because they have poor experimental technique or failed to include sufficient samples. My experience suggests that reviewers are even worse at statistics than authors, although how that happens is a mystery.

      Set aside 20% of research funds to fund replication of published studies.

      This is a great idea. I don't know whether it's worth reducing the pay-line for novel research from 17% to 14%. I'd rather that more researchers be required to repeat work that is fundamental to interpretation of their new work (ie, rather than just say 'we know that X causes Y because Jones,' actually do the work that shows, in their own lab and their own conditions, that X does indeed Y.)

      Include grant applications with the papers that they produce. That way readers can see if the hypothesis tested in the paper is actually the one that the scientist set out to test.

      Grant abstracts are publicly available, but there is often little correlation between the grant and individual papers. This is not because scientist has data in search of a hypothesis (well, maybe sometimes), but because a grant is 10-15 pages outlining 3-5 years' work, and a paper is 3 months' work. If the grand idea that started the grant turned out wrong, or turned out something exceptionally interesting, early on, then later work may have little to do with the original hypothesis beyond subject area. Science grants (as opposed to development grants) are, and should be, 'we think this is an interesting problem and we think it works in this way, but we're smart people and will figure out something else if that fails.'

    3. Re:The system that really leads to low quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Medical doctors are in the same position x10!!!

  30. No Surprise by hduff · · Score: 2

    You get what you measure for.

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    "I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." : Dogbert
  31. Impact factor metrics by aurum42 · · Score: 1

    Isn't this what impact factor metrics like the H-index (and improved versions) are designed to address? Those take into account the "quality" of a given paper, as measured by its citation count, as well as the number of papers (productivity). Of course, the citation count may not be an accurate measure of quality, I guess. It's probably simplistic, but certainly better than just counting papers published.

    --
    "The slave who knows his master's will and does not get ready...will be be beaten with many blows."Luke 12:47-48
    1. Re:Impact factor metrics by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course, if e.g. all you have ever published are four papers, your H index cannot go above four, even if those four papers are the best papers ever and each of them gets more citations than all the other papers in the world combined.

      Also, the H index by its very nature gives advantage to people doing lots of collaborations, because that increases the chance that your collaborators (or people associated with them) will cite your articles (in part because some of them are also their articles, and in part because they are simply more likely to recognize your papers because they know you). Of course doing lots of collaborations doesn't imply you're a better scientist. It just means you're better at networking.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    2. Re:Impact factor metrics by dkf · · Score: 1

      Of course doing lots of collaborations doesn't imply you're a better scientist. It just means you're better at networking.

      While you're right that merely doing collaborations doesn't make you a good scientist, they're still good they let you work with people from outside your little circle. Being the biggest fish in a small pond doesn't make you a fish of any stature in a large lake. If you've got something or done some work with genuine widespread impact, working with others — collaborating — is a good way to maximise that impact. It can also help you take techniques from one area and apply them to another where the practitioners within either of those two areas would not normally communicate at all.

      For example, I've done things taking techniques for computation for solar physics and applying them to biodiversity and computer-aided physiology. Those are areas where the scientists within them do not normally collaborate; they don't feel they have much in common at all. But computer science most certainly can cross over between these areas, and very usefully.

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      "Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
  32. Quantity over Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Universities have long favored quantity of quality. One only needs to look at their recent graduates to figure that out.

  33. Einstein published most of his research by daniel_zy · · Score: 1

    while working in the patent office...

    1. Re:Einstein published most of his research by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      And that was in Switzerland a century ago.

      Patent offices today are flooded with weird stuff and almost nothing is rejected because it won't matter in most cases.

      --
      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
  34. Re:Only partially. by jafac · · Score: 1

    I don't know. Global Warming is based on some fairly common sense.

    This is why people migrate from one region to another, and have done so for millions of years of human history and pre-history.
    You hang out in one place for a while, and the population builds up, and the piles of shit and garbage become unmanageable. So you go someplace new. When there's enough people, and nowhere else to go, because you've covered the entire face of the fininte sphere that is the earth, you know you have to start managing your pollution. Thomas Malthus came up with a theory that many people thought was common sense at the time. Ultimately, he was right, even though he didn't forsee things like the Haber Bosch process giving us an extra century and a half of food production and geometric population growth. But in-fact, our industrial waste was already beginning to change the climate of the entire planet.

    It is not common sense to believe that you can infinitely fill a finite container. It is "magical thinking", at best. Selfish opportunism at worst.

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  35. That's because we're in decline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    We've mined out all we could for amazing breakthroughs from the 1920s-1960s. Since we live in a society that puts a focus on "productivity", even though no one seems to know what exactly we are producing and for who, well that means putting on a never-ending show of "stuff". Universities were once for intellectuals, now they're a marketplace to sell books and loans, and to create a barrier to employment.

    The shock troops of the 1%ers are the universities.

    1. Re:That's because we're in decline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The shock troops of the 1%ers are the universities.

      Exactly. The 1% needs our institutions to only serve THEM. No more new arrivals from the meritocracy will be tolerated! The research becomes obfuscated with a lot of noise, but then stolen for later, when the discredited, unproductive research fellow moves on to work at McDonald's. Short term objectives and other signs of panic from an emerging neo-fuedalistic society all undermine humanity for the good of the plutocracy. Its time to EAT THE RICH and get value from life that money just can't buy at any price. Why be a sell out for a wage that will only be minimum next to those who pay it. Just say no to corporate scum, as best you can. Eventually it will end.

  36. François Englert by Ptur · · Score: 1

    Congrats on 'forgetting' that Higgs shares this discovery with François Englert. Entry written by chauvinist Englishman?

    1. Re:François Englert by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      On the Higgs boson that may be, but for the subject of TFA the Nobel Prize is not of any concern. The only reason why it was mentioned was to (redundantly) remind people that Higgs do have some academic weight due to the Prize.

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      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
  37. not education by globaljustin · · Score: 2

    Did the gym coach tell you how it was being marked? Because, if he did, then you had a clear success criteria, and you failed to follow instructions.

    what?

    this isn't education that you're describing here...that's not how "teaching" works

    the goal isn't to "do what the teachers says" or "get a good grade"

    the purpose is **to learn the subject & to think independently**

    we all know what tests are for...to test our knowledge of a subject...verification of learning

    if the test doesn't measure what is being taught (health) and instead only measures something abstract then ***it is fully the teachers fault that the student got a bad grade***

    this is fully on the teacher for being a bad educator

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    Thank you Dave Raggett
  38. "budget cuts" by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    Money, Money, Money.....That's the way it is.

    yes for sure, but there's much more to identify, b/c if you "follow the money" it leads to some interesting places...

    for the government...Most of the research grants come from R&D for a specific project (ex: DARPA, a vaccine) or the NSF (ex: archaeology, astronomy, CS, etc)

    the government, at least in the US, is another way of saying "the voters"....the US has had enough people fall for the "Austerity" charade that virtually every public university, including the two that employed me, cut their budgets b/c the **STATE** budget was being cut artificially.

    Here's a headline from 2011, "Indiana state government unearths $320 million in unknown tax revenue" http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/09/politics/indiana-missing-money/

    2011 is **the same year all State Universities went on a hiring freeze**...Including mine, Ball State University

    It's *****ALL BULLSHIT POLITICS******

    --
    Thank you Dave Raggett
    1. Re:"budget cuts" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a headline from 2011, "Indiana state government unearths $320 million in unknown tax revenue" http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/09/politics/indiana-missing-money/

      2011 is **the same year all State Universities went on a hiring freeze**...Including mine, Ball State University

      It's *****ALL BULLSHIT POLITICS******

      Maybe if the US govt focused on where the $4Trillion+ that is "missing" from the defense budget went over the past decade there might be money for research... oh, wait, nah, that'll never happen.

  39. this will require more research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the research papers I see today are vacuous - they find a correlation between two things, do not establish any causation, and say "this is will require more research" at the end. Anyone who needs to publish seems to churn these out.

  40. um, no. by morinpatmorin · · Score: 1

    Lots of people here seem confused about how academics are evaluated. I sit on on tenure and promotion committees and lots of awards committees. I have seen many cases where someone with fewer, but better, publications wins out over someone with lots of publications. The people who evaluate these things are not idiots. They're usually carefully selected to be knowledgeable about research in the candidate's area. Even if they're not, then they rely on external evaluations from experts. The system is not as broken as most people here think.

    1. Re:um, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But are you qualified to distinguish better vs worse publications? For example, depending on your field it may be important to understand the limitations of a p-value. Many researchers do not understand these despite that p0,05 is used as criteria for good evidence. Why 0,05?

    2. Re: um, no. by morinpatmorin · · Score: 1

      Yes, certainly for tenure and promotion cases in my own department, I am qualified. For almost all awards cases, me or someone else on the committee is qualified. If not, the application was sent to the wrong committee.

  41. Re:Academia is a Jobs Program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There really is no better proof than a practical use. It is basically large scale replication of one of the experiments supporting the theory. Even better if these are experiments that would not have been run otherwise.

  42. Citations are skewed, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I just got a more senior researcher ask me that I cite his (irrelevant) paper. Citations are often like reviews: people are likely to cite/accept papers of people they know. And it sucks.

    1. Re:Citations are skewed, too by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Or reviewers that want you to cite their work, however tangential.

      --
      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
  43. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood... by JustARandomNickname5 · · Score: 1
    The current malaise of academia and the way research is done may push people to find other options in the future.

    I attended grad school during the early 90s and left ADB, but with a Master's. Went into the software industry (video games, defense, etc.) and made good money, but have ended up in a Ph.D. program at a top-20 university, working at a research institution getting paid more than I made in industry, while being allowed to do my dissertation on a topic I've studied for years, which would never have a chance of getting funded under a grant because it's too blue-sky. I brought my own funding for the degree, so advisors were more willing to entertain "out there" ideas and let me work on exactly what I want to (not much risk to them). As it stands, I will probably end up with Ph.D. research that gets a lot of attention in my field once I'm done because other students can't afford to work on such risky (and promising) subjects. Other students are doing research here that they have to because that's what they're grants require them to work on.

    I realize that other disciplines (Physics, Biology, etc.) require large amounts of money for research, and my discipline is different in that it doesn't (CS), but I do think that doing things normally (postdoc, tenure track, etc.) isn't so productive these days. I know many poor, miserable postdocs who will never have a tenured position, and I know many tenured professors who aren't that happy.

    I wonder: why is everyone wanting a tenured professor job? Maybe the promising research is going to come from people who don't follow the traditional route.

    1. Re: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This...

      In Engineering and CS, in particular, there is probably great advantage in coming back to the halls of academe after having been out in the world. They do come back to the farm after having seen Paris.

      Maybe it's the weird hybrid but mostly English academic system adopted in the US?

      The German system distinguishes between the track to Professor and the track to Doktor.

  44. Wait A Minute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the Nobel Committee is dead wrong! Higgs is a Hippy Bum and unworthy!

    Now, his former University and a lot others can go after him for fraud and try to get a piece of the Nobel Prize money.

    "Release the Kraken!"

  45. Re: Academia is a Jobs Program by KramberryKoncerto · · Score: 1

    It could take a long, long time before something is found to be useful. People have been studying prime numbers for a few millenia but it's only when computers came out that they attained rockstar popularity in the real world. The rest of mumber theory may have little direct use, but without a massive pile of those "useless" theorems and a bunch of very talented people who have explored the field so thoroughly you won't have good reason to believe that RSA does what it does. There are researchers who focus on practical research, but those can only be done on top of the soil of deep and broad fundamental research. Without fundamental research the practical guys would run out of ideas to exploit.

  46. A paper of the current paper system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A paper of the current paper system might be a good paper!

  47. unsatisfactory contract policy, non-western CERNer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How should we make it attractive for them [young people] to spend 5,6,7 years in our field, be satisfied, learn about excitement, but finally be qualified to find other possibilities?" -- H. Schopper

    The numbers make the problem clear. In 2007, the year before CERN first powered up the LHC, the lab produced 142 master's and Ph.D. theses, according to the lab's document server. Last year it produced 327. (Fermilab chipped in 54.) That abundance seems unlikely to vanish anytime soon, as last year ATLAS had 1000 grad students and CMS had 900.

    In contrast, the INSPIRE Web site, a database for particle physics, currently lists 124 postdocs worldwide in experimental high-energy physics, the sort of work LHC grads have trained for.

    The situation is equally difficult for postdocs trying to make the jump to a junior faculty position or a permanent job at a national lab. The Snowmass Young Physicists survey received responses from 956 early-career researchers, including 343 postdocs. But INSPIRE currently lists just 152 "junior" positions, including 61 in North America. And the supply of jobs isn't likely to increase, says John Finley, an astrophysicist at Purdue University in West Lafayette, Indiana, who is leading a search to replace two senior particle physicists. "For the most part, I don't think departments are looking to grow their particle physics programs," he says.

    http://sciencecareers.sciencemag.org/career_magazine/previous_issues/articles/2013_08_29/caredit.a1300185

    An unsatisfactory contract policy

    This will be difficult for LD staff to cope with. Indeed, even while giving complete satisfaction, they have no forward vision about the possibility of pursuing a career

    http://staff-association.web.cern.ch/content/unsatisfactory-contract-policy

    Let's not confuse students and fellows with missing staff. [...] Potential missing staff in some areas is a separate issue, and educational programmes are not designed to make up for it. On-the-job learning and training are not separated but dynamically linked together, benefiting to both parties.

    In my three years of operation, I have unfortunately witnessed cases where CERN duties and educational training became contradictory and even conflicting.

    http://ombuds.web.cern.ch/blog/2013/06/lets-not-confuse-students-and-fellows-missing-staff

    And finally, a warning to non-western members about values at CERN:

    "The cost [...] has been evaluated, taking into account realistic labor prices in different countries. The total cost is X (with a western equivalent value of Y)" [where Y>X]

    source: LHCb calorimeters : Technical Design Report

    ISBN: 9290831693 http://cdsweb.cern.ch/record/494264

  48. Re:Only partially. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    You've covered a lot of ground in your hand-waving paragraph that tries to explain Global Warming. Also 'ultimately he was right' isn't a penetrating review of Malthusian-ism, which is still an unsettled theory. Really.

    I with your last paragraph about 'common sense' but not in the sense that you want, because common sense isn't science.

  49. Too right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got lured into doing a PhD degree in the 90s and found out this ugly reality. Quantity over quality. I finished it as fast as I could and never looked back again. I personally won't recommend anyone doing a PhD. It is much more important to gain real life experience outside academics. You always have time to go back to academics if you wish to.

  50. On the edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If scientists are actually dealing with problems on the edge of science ,all year round, I don't think it's asking too much to publish at least one paper per year. May not have Higgins boson discovery impact though, but surely they ought to discover or confirm something different and new.

  51. citation quotient by billyswong · · Score: 1

    How about this:

    A paper cites others. Others cite the paper.The number of a paper being cited will be divided by the number of cites in the paper. The quotient will be what counts.

    Now no points in cite trading.

    1. Re:citation quotient by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      1. So everyone would rush to publish a trivial paper which cites nothing. Cite trade with another of your papers to ensure at least one paper by someone else cites this trivial paper. Become king of the hill using a trivial paper.

      2. If logically, your paper cites 3 and you know anyone is unlikely to cite this paper. This makes the potential score of your paper to be 0/3 = 0. How to game this?

      You know 10 other people in a similar situation. You cite trade with them, getting everyone's score 10/13. Much better than 0.

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    2. Re:citation quotient by billyswong · · Score: 1

      1. Supposingly peer review should block such kind of "trivial paper".

      2. The formula can be adjusted to (a+1)/(b+1) or something similar. Then the initial score will be (0+1)/(3+1)=1/4, while the traded score will be 11/14

      Or maybe even harsher, weigh others' cites against how many citations are there. if a paper cites me, but also cite 49 other papers, then that cite only gives me 1/50 score.

    3. Re:citation quotient by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      1. Supposingly peer review should block such kind of "trivial paper".

      The idea is that the most trivial paper peer review passes, can be used to achieve an infinite "score" by your formula.

      2. The formula can be adjusted to (a+1)/(b+1) or something similar. Then the initial score will be (0+1)/(3+1)=1/4, while the traded score will be 11/14

      (11/14) > (1/4)

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  52. say what? by arobustus · · Score: 1

    Nothing of value can be achieved because it's not like it was back in the good old days? Oldfartism.

  53. He's right you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's right. The academic "career path" I experienced was like this: undergrad gets you curious, 3 (in theory... in practice more like 6) glorious years immersed deep in study while living of cheap instant noodles in a dingy share-house gets you completely hooked (and, coincidentl,y a PhD), before a decade or so in research crushes your passion with ruthless abandon (and many grant proposals) and turns you into either a manager or an escapee into the "real" world.

  54. science died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just one more reason we can begin services for science. It died at the beginning of the 21st century. I feel very sorry for budding scientists; they missed the best.

  55. Misses the larger point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The larger issue is that academic departments have largely outsourced the evaluation of their faculty's research. They rely almost exclusively on bureaucratic measures. This is one symptom.

  56. Something similar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    David Parnas also has criticized the trend in his "Stop the numbers game" article

  57. The academic cake is (mostly) a lie by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    I've slept on a junky bed in the cold in my life too (during winter in Pittsburgh with a 40 minute slog through the snow each way to CMU where I was hanging out at the robotics institute, not able to afford to pay for much heat). I think you missed my point, or I obviously was not clear enough about it. Remember, this is in the context of a Nobel prize-winning scientist saying no one would hire him if he were starting today. The original poster says he or she needs a degree (at great personal cost) to make a difference in the world (including to make a meaningful life from that by contributing to science). I point out how I got a fancy degree and it really does not help that much in doing meaningful work. It certainly could have helped me make a lot of money most likely hurting other people in some monopolistic/cronyistic way (like via the FIRE sector of the economy where lots of Princeton grads go), but I was not into that way of life.

    As for science, ignoring most colleges flunk out half their freshman class ultimately, consider this:
    http://philip.greenspun.com/careers/women-in-science
    "Why does anyone think science is a good job?
    The average trajectory for a successful scientist is the following:
    age 18-22: paying high tuition fees at an undergraduate college
    age 22-30: graduate school, possibly with a bit of work, living on a stipend of $1800 per month
    age 30-35: working as a post-doc for $30,000 to $35,000 per year
    age 36-43: professor at a good, but not great, university for $65,000 per year
    age 44: with (if lucky) young children at home, fired by the university ("denied tenure" is the more polite term for the folks that universities discard), begins searching for a job in a market where employers primarily wish to hire folks in their early 30s
    This is how things are likely to go for the smartest kid you sat next to in college. He got into Stanford for graduate school. He got a postdoc at MIT. His experiment worked out and he was therefore fortunate to land a job at University of California, Irvine. But at the end of the day, his research wasn't quite interesting or topical enough that the university wanted to commit to paying him a salary for the rest of his life. He is now 44 years old, with a family to feed, and looking for job with a "second rate has-been" label on his forehead.
    Why then, does anyone think that science is a sufficiently good career that people should debate who is privileged enough to work at it? Sample bias."

    If you want to make a difference in the world or even just in your own life, you have to just go out and do something of healthy value to the world (or at least yourself). But that is not what much of academia claims and the original poster seems to feel that he or she is being scammed by academia but can do nothing about it Thus the cake (diploma) is a lie (in many cases). I know -- I got a good piece of that "cake", but it still wasn't very filling or very healthy. Did it have some benefits? Sure. But it is also quite possible I would have done better in life without college (and especially pursuing grad school) at all, because they were great opportunity costs, great financial costs, and such experiences were also in many ways disempowering.

    Or for a different perspective, words from someone who chose to become a carpet cleaner to have a good interesting life:
    https://web.archive.org/web/20030206110440/http://www.unconventionalideas.com/bstcarer.html
    "...
    The point is that as a professional carpet cleaner, I don't need to look very far for challenge and stimulation. No, the work isn't easy, and can be physically demanding, but as you will gather from my descriptions, it isn't all repetitive drudgery either.
    Many people get misled when seeking a career. They turn their backs on work which is supposedly beneath the ability o

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  58. Exponential growth ended in 1970s in academia by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    The Big Crunch by David Goodstein: http://www.its.caltech.edu/~dg/crunch_art.html

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    1. Re:Exponential growth ended in 1970s in academia by no-body · · Score: 1

      The Big Crunch by David Goodstein: http://www.its.caltech.edu/~dg/crunch_art.html

      Depends how you look - if any capital gain of an investment is reinvested, it's exponential growth. Maybe that's one reason why all the wealth is "bubbling up" and look what a role money plays....