Africa, Clooney, and an Unlikely Space Race
MightyMait writes "There's a plan underway to build a space agency run by African nations, and there is a (non-fictional) George Clooney connection. This BBC article details the history of space exploration in Africa as well as current efforts. Quoting: 'To Western eyes, it may seem rather inappropriate to launch space programs in sub-Saharan Africa, where nearly 70% of the population still lives on less $2 a day. Yet Joseph Akinyede, director of the African Regional Center for Space Science and Technology Education in Nigeria, an education center affiliated with the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs, says that the application of space science technology and research to "basic necessities" of life – health, education, energy, food security, environmental management – is critical for the development of the continent.'"
Good, it's about time someone did some non-fictional space travel. Might as well be Clooney.
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When you have tens of millions in abject poverty, a few billions won't change their fate. Better to use it to advance your technological prowess and the spill over from that can eventually help the poor.
Guys, this is a scam, do NOT reply to him!
Mr Joseph Akinyede, if that's your real name, I have already contacted the police and they are on their way!
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This will be very positive for regional telco prices. As more efforts like Regional African Satellite Communication Organization (RASCOM) move forward, Africa will enjoy much lower call cost and more bandwidth.
As Ethiopian jet maintenance shows, Africa will enjoy the benifits of its own space science technology advancements over time.
Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
Sure, $2/day is relative and can mean anything. Our grandparents lived a healthy life on about the same amount but due to inflation the dollar became worthless. Ignoring this though, I'm pretty sure not all of Africa is starving and there are some pretty damn wealthy countries there. Despite that, I don't think this warrants space exploration but rather an investment in weather manipulation would probably be best for the dry areas? Education / removal of religion would probably do them good. Can't feed a family of 10 from the good word, now can you? I know personally that preaching to not use condoms, and to have as many kids as physically possible is part of religious values but it causes a lot of poverty and spreads a lot of diseases. That's why I made that suggestion earlier.
Poverty is the oldest profession...
Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
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Curiously yours, crip.
There is a video on the internet in which hundreds of Africans celebrate their first rocket launch. The launch attempt captured on the video is one of the funniest shits I've ever seen. Those goofy Africans. Space? I think they should wait one or two centuries for that.
Space research should become private business.
You're mistaken, it really is $2 / day, exactly like if you lived on $2 / day. You THINK you'd starve. In fact, you'd find out rice is 8 cents per serving. Potatos are slightly more. You've probably bought ramen noodles at 12 cents. You can eat on 30 cents per day. You're not eating at Olive Garden or drinking Starbucks, but you're eating.
At that, some people in Africa DO starve because they don't jhave the 30 cents per day. You could live off three packs of ramen per day, so can they - it's exactly the same. The only difference is that you and I complain about overdone pizza, they would rejoice over the same pizza.
Giving everyone $2/day:
1.033 billion people * $2/day * 365 days/year = $754 billion
That's assuming that, because of local scarcity, the influx of cash doesn't just inflate the cost of everything, leaving everyone in exactly the same place they are today, only unable to afford food next year.
About the best aid we could possibly send to Africa would be to hire a bunch of Academi assassins to take down the corrupt politicians who are causing food aid to rot on the docks while the people the politicians want to oppress starve so that they can't rally sufficient effort to stage a violent overthrow of their corrupt governments.
> the application of space science technology and research to "basic necessities" of life – health, education, energy, food security, environmental management – is critical for the development of the continent.
If a country can't even provide clean drinking water to their people then how in the fuck do they expect to give them space-age technology? It doesn't matter what they might learn from space travel, because they can't even make use of technology, like water purification, that was perfected more than half a century ago!
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So how come someone from the UK isn't allowed to access that page? FTA: We're sorry but this site is not accessible from the UK as it is part of our international service and is not funded by the licence fee. It is run commercially by BBC Worldwide, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the BBC, the profits made from it go back to BBC programme-makers to help fund great new BBC programmes. I can sort-of understand non-UK readers being prevented from seeing things paid for by the License Fee, but UK residents being prevented from reading something NOT paid for in that way? **facepalm**
Well, I just learned something new today. Even though TFA is BBC, and I am UK, I'm actually region-blocked from viewing it!
BBC Future (international version)
We're sorry but this site is not accessible from the UK as it is part of our international service and is not funded by the licence fee. It is run commercially by BBC Worldwide, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the BBC, the profits made from it go back to BBC programme-makers to help fund great new BBC programmes. You can find out more about BBC Worldwide and its digital activities at www.bbcworldwide.com.
If you are looking for health, technology, science and environment news in the UK, please visit:
Health, Technology, Science and Environment.
You'd think they would just show me the page alongside whatever advertising they deem to be appropriate for their commercial service, but I guess there must be some arcane rule in their charter which prevents that.
Bureaucracy can be a strange beast.
Spice Rice?
Yes?
Spice is already in-breed to the rice. No spice needed after market. Crowdsource?
Ahhh! So this is what all the nigerian spam was for! Funding for space program....
They could of told me this instead of trying to convince me that some late princes wife needs to transfer 1500000000$ out of the country and need my help (and my credit card number for ID verification!)
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'To Western eyes, it may seem rather inappropriate to launch space programs in sub-Saharan Africa, where nearly 70% of the population still lives on less $2 a day
And he would be correct all around. I think Africa has larger issues to deal with first, before sending someone into space...but that's just my viewpoint
So rise up, all ye lost ones, as one, we'll claw the clouds.
He went on to have his own department at the local University.
Of course, because of his good work, his nation rewarded him with threats to the lives of himself, his wife and his family so I won't state his name or other information about him here.
*** Don't be dull.***
But the real reason africa is in such disarray is because of corruption on every level. I don't see how you could get a space program going in such an inefficient climate.
In the unlikely case they got the ball rolling, all kinds of "officials" would chime in saying they don't have permits for this or that. Extend that for a couple of years, and it will brake the most powerful spirit.
Really sad, but realistic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX_687HwX9c
This is just another scam to redistribute wealth, putting more money into the hands of the pillaging strongmen of Africa. Poverty in Africa is a product of culture. Changing African cultures is the only way that poverty can be significantly reduced. Pillaging govts perpetuate poverty. Opportunity encouraging govts create wealth.
What a joke. "it may seem rather inappropriate to launch space programs in sub-Saharan Africa" - due to the fact that the average IQ of an African is 70. Which means they haven't got the BRAINS to have a space program, and thus don't deserve one. Unless 'whitey' does it all for them!
I know - white people can DESIGN and BUILD the rocket, spaceship, spacesuits, computers, mission control, radio equipment, etc.etc. then GIVE it all to worthless Africans, then the worthless Africans can fly an AUTOMATED rocket into space, and claim "Look, we Africans are just like you whites! Can we call come and live in YOUR countries now?"
Are you sick of this Jewish nation-wrecking yet? Of course not. You'd rather silence anybody who doesn't agree with your god, the T.V., and watch as your children's country is destroyed beyond repair.
Yet Joseph Akinyede, director of the African Regional Centre for Space Science and Technology Education in Nigeria, an education centre affiliated with the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs, says that the application of space science technology and research to “basic necessities” of life – health, education, energy, food security, environmental management – is critical for the development of the continent.
Yea, send more UN money. I'm confident that the leaders of those countries will spend it wisely.
" it may seem rather inappropriate to launch space programs in sub-Saharan Africa, where nearly 70% of the population still lives on less $2 a day"
Only to the fools.
A space program creates jobs, develops technology and gives people somethig to be proud of and aspire towards. It will always be easy to count the money that goes into any space program but the benefits and money coming out will outweigh the cost. It's harder to count that though so the fools will always be around holding manking back.
I don't care what you are working towards, wherever you set your goals you will almost always fall a little short. If their goal is just to provide everyone the minimal basics, food, clean water and shelter then they will fail to do even that. If their goal is to make continual progress and achieve great things the outcome will still be less than the goal but the basics will be more than covered.
We don't need to convert populations living off of $2 into populations living off of $3. We need to convert them to healthy, prosperous and advancing communities everywhere and in every way.
12 cent ramen? Ewwww, that's the crap stuff. I'll keep splurging on the 16.7 cent Maruchan ramen, thank you very much.
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Thanks, you saved me from having to post that.
I'd add that things like cooking fuel are cheaper in the US as well. Where you'd have a problem, though, is housing. The governments in the US do not tolerate the same sorts of shanty towns that exist in Africa.
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"'To Western eyes, it may seem rather inappropriate to launch space programs in sub-Saharan Africa, where nearly 70% of the population still lives on less $2 a day."
To everyone's eyes.
"If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
The point is if the population are dumb enough sheep to be taxed to the tune of billions total to fund the likes of NASA, NSA and
a couple of other acronyms and don't do anything about it but sit there and find ways to rationalize it all because the cognitive
dissonance does cause some unease.
We tried that before in the '70s. Look up OTRAG. What's different this time?
We've saved a lot of money not REALLY bothering with space -- not really being serious about it anymore. Instead we've got this REALLY IMPORTANT deficit, but it doesn't exist when bailing out banks and being in really expensive wars hiring contractor mercenaries for ten times the regular soldier.
And so we've kind of become less inspired, less a beacon of hope and progress, less interesting.
Wasting money on inspiring children, on basic research and on people always pays for itself. The alternative is to horde and grow less.
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Several countries in Africa are traversed by the Equator, which is a good place for launch facilities.
Maybe that's the idea.
Housing - exactly. In most of Africa, housing is basically free, since they steal the building materials and the electricity, coal or oil. That is the main diff between say Alabama and Nigeria.
Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Do3dz9TR0
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So, are they considering putting up solar power satellites, and beaming really cheap power down?
mark
PS The environmental impact study on SPS was done in the US... in the late seventies. No one's willing to front the money....
Instead of spending limited resources on pie in the sky programs that never go anywhere, the money should be spent on projects that will have a long term benefit.
There's implied merit to that argument, however, it would seem to me that the pie in the sky pissing contest between the USSR and USA in the 1960s has somewhat enabled us both to have this conversation.
But for some reason people think that every village must have a space program and every mud hut must have 100 jiggabit internet.
I don't think people think that at all, this is a strawman. Evidence please.
What africa needs is serous cultural and political reform.
Which part of Africa? It's a continent, not a country. Some parts are doing well, and the parts that are not are doing very poorly, and there are ALWAYS people within and without trying to reform.
The leaders need to realize they are responsible for the people
You could say the same thing about any part of the world. Granted, although the US, for example, does not have an issue with child soliders it does have a tendency to underfund certain schools and break local economies then send in the army to recruit poor kids with video games. Oh wait, so does Australia.
An the common people need to get over the rape culture they have and stop looking for the next hand out from the west
How are people going to get over rape culture when the source of education and hand outs is the the Catholic church and similar ideological persuasions? As for rape culture, this is a power struggle too and not just an educational one. In times of war it is typically women and children who suffer the most and it can turn good men (who may have joined the army to support a family when no other jobs were available, or crops failed, etc) into rapists whilst in the clutches of the platoon (mob think). As for hand outs from the west, foreign aid that goes towards actual projects that help people is lacking. Every so often a dollar trickles down to a UN sanctioned over-populated refugee camp in say Sudan, but how many people are actually benefiting from this in such a way as to prevent the actions that lead to becoming refugees in the first place, and how much profit in the west (or east for that matter) is generated from exploiting local resources and persons and selling arms? Genuine question. It's not a hand out if it's a hand up and sometimes, even if you can't consider basic human generosity towards starving people as an option, you can consider that cleaning up a mess that you (or the organisations you fund) helped create as basic human decency.
In short, they need to get their shit together and solve their own damn problems
If you think that a person with a gun to their head and four starving babies who is being threatened with rape doesn't see a problem that they will do their utmost to fix, I think you have a problem yourself. Of course people are trying. Those people need our support. Whether or not a space problem will help in that is a matter for debate but considering the lack of infrastructure and opportunity in some parts of Africa, I don't see how it could hurt.
Well, when you've got trillions of dollars going towards decades long wars in other countries, you might expect there to be some adequate building materials and standards in the home country. But when you've got a handful of money to throw around and it's going to guns, and blowing up the infrastructure the people kind of have to make do. They don't want to live in shanty towns. They just don't have a choice.
Just stop begging me for money with disease-riddled children, starving, with bugs on their faces, and open wounds, on the food network. Basic farming never needed the space age. I'll give you as many seeds as you like. Grow'em, or walk until you can. It's been decades of your begging. I just don't care anymore.
They have an awful time trying to run airlines, but now they want rockets? Riiiight.... If they have piles of money sitting around and don't know what to do with it, how about they set up potable water systems? or sewage plants? Or maybe roads, bridges, or electricity? I didn't know the Dunning-Kruger effect could apply to entire nations.
Yes, yes, there is always one of you in every crowed. People that want to excuse every negative thing about africa. Want to put the blame and the responsibility to fix it every where but where it belongs.
You probably are just like bono and want to pour endless amounts of money into fixing something that its not our responsibility to fix. You probably think ever culture has value and is great.
Yeah, heard it all before. So by all means lets continue to pour endless amounts of money down the cesspit that is africa while dissolving the governments and the people of any form of responsibility to help themselves. At least you will be able to sleep better knowing its all everyone else fault but the poor little africans.
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