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Panoramic Picture Taken By China's Moon Lander

Taco Cowboy writes "Perhaps it's not much, but China has released a panoramic view of the moonscape where their lander has landed. They 'stitched' up some 60 photos taken by 3 cameras on the Chang'e 3 lander, taken from 3 different angles — Vertical, 15 degrees up, and 15 degrees down. From the picture, there is a significant sized crater is seen, several meters wide, off to the left of Yutu, the (jade rabbit) moon rover, and located only about 10 meters away from the Chang'e-3 lander."

125 comments

  1. It's 2013 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And this is the best image quality their chosen on-board imaging device can deliver?

    1. Re:It's 2013 by Bradmont · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yea, like, couldn't they, like, just stick an iPhone on that thing, LOL?!?

    2. Re:It's 2013 by DrPBacon · · Score: 2

      Well...? Why couldn't they...?

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    3. Re:It's 2013 by mwissel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because it won't have signal up there, stupid.

    4. Re:It's 2013 by vikingpower · · Score: 2

      Ever heard of hard radiation ? Any consumer-grede device would only survive for minutes up there.

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    5. Re:It's 2013 by abhi_beckert · · Score: 1

      They could but an iPhone is very heavy so it would add something like $20,000 to the cost of the launch.

      Every gram is critical.

    6. Re:It's 2013 by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      There's a standard response to that. Know what it is?

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    7. Re:It's 2013 by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

      I do, it's "hehe"

      because it was kinda funny

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    8. Re:It's 2013 by citizenr · · Score: 1

      looks like 3 NTSC cameras, or at best cellphone ones :/

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    9. Re:It's 2013 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yup, I did the calculations and it would be very close to $20,000. The weight of the device would add ~$10 to the total cost of fuel required, plus $100 to buy the iPhone itself and $19,890 over 2 years for the contract to get an iPhone subsidised down to $100 in the first place.

    10. Re:It's 2013 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Try it, it looks sharper if you squint your eyes.

    11. Re:It's 2013 by number6x · · Score: 5, Funny

      You left out the roaming charges.

    12. Re:It's 2013 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't see you delivering better images.

    13. Re:It's 2013 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Is is when the entire china moon landing was a fake.

    14. Re:It's 2013 by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      They bolted it to the chassis wrong?

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    15. Re:It's 2013 by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      It's a funny son, laugh.

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    16. Re:It's 2013 by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seems to me that the nano/micro-sat crowd is demonstrating that to not really be as much of an issue.

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    17. Re:It's 2013 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to me that the nano/micro-sat crowd is demonstrating that to not really be as much of an issue.

      Don't distort his reality anymore by showing him the truth!

    18. Re:It's 2013 by kimvette · · Score: 2

      They did, but they have no signal because the rover is holding it wrong.

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    19. Re:It's 2013 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was probably made in China.

    20. Re:It's 2013 by cusco · · Score: 3, Informative

      Those are mostly operating below the Van Allen belts, aren't they? There's no such protection on the moon.

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    21. Re:It's 2013 by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      There actually was an Iphone on board, the problem is the robot was "holding it wrong"

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    22. Re:It's 2013 by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      thatsracist.jpg

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    23. Re:It's 2013 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's tough when you're transmitting from the far reaches of the Chinese desert.

    24. Re:It's 2013 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Roving charges, in this case.

    25. Re:It's 2013 by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Those roaming charges are going to be....
      astronomical.

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    26. Re:It's 2013 by quenda · · Score: 1

      Now that you mention it, it looks just like the picture quality from a Huawei or ZTE phone.

    27. Re:It's 2013 by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      It was my understanding that the Van Allen belts were a consequence of Earth's magnetic field deflecting particles. They're not a source of protection just the deflected stream of radiation. There have even been proposals to discharge and remove the belts.

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    28. Re:It's 2013 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This borders on intentional misinformation by the original poster. These are 3rd party inferior quality reproductions from a broadcast, and make the Chinese effort look poor.
      In reality the Chinese high-res photos look fantastic, and they are doing the planet proud as Earth's newest ambassadors

    29. Re:It's 2013 by hlavac · · Score: 1

      Earth's magnetic field is protecting the satellites. It's much harsher in the space outside of it...

    30. Re:It's 2013 by cusco · · Score: 1

      The Van Allen Belts deflect the worst of the radiation, without them the ISS would not be habitable for very long.

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    31. Re:It's 2013 by vac65 · · Score: 1

      Sorry guys. It was a counterfit iPhone. At the Chinese Space Agency nobody got the diference...

    32. Re:It's 2013 by bbsalem · · Score: 2

      Why, it would be sheer lunacy!

    33. Re:It's 2013 by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      It's not really the camera, it's the transmission method. Looks like SSTV.

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  2. Focus by wooferhound · · Score: 1

    Can't they focus that camera ?

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  3. Water discovered on the Moon! by MachineShedFred · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's right there, on the lens, blurring everything!

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  4. no news story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Is there news story you can link to? This is not news while there is no way of even checking if the summary matches the story.

  5. Spacecraft just went to sleep by mbone · · Score: 4, Informative

    CCTV just announced that the Sun has set at Mare Imbrium and the Chang'E lander and the Yutu rover both have gone to sleep for the night.

    1. Re:Spacecraft just went to sleep by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      And since a moon day is 29 days, I suppose that means they won't be back up and running until the sun rises at that site in around 14 days.

    2. Re:Spacecraft just went to sleep by mbone · · Score: 1

      Yep.

  6. mickey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    please return my mickey mouse webcam

  7. NOT a Chinese released panorama by mbone · · Score: 5, Informative

    The image linked to is apparently from the Universe Today. As the linked article says :

    To make it easier to see and sense ‘the new view from the Moon’, we have created screen shots from the rather low resolution TV broadcast and assembled them into a photo mosaic of the landing site - see above and below mosaic by Marco Di Lorenzo and Ken Kremer.

    That's why it's fuzzy. It's screen scraped from a TV.

    1. Re: NOT a Chinese released panorama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny: I came here to ask if Chang'e was equipped with Apollo-era television cameras.

    2. Re:NOT a Chinese released panorama by markdavis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >That's why it's fuzzy. It's screen scraped from a TV.

      Well, certainly doesn't look like any "TV" I have been watching for the last many years!

      China- the 1950's called and would like their equipment back now, if you are done with it.

    3. Re:NOT a Chinese released panorama by mbone · · Score: 2

      I imagine it was a std def broadcast.

      Chang'E 3 has several cameras (as does the YuTu rover), following the MER standard of having "science," "navigation" and "hazard avoidance" cameras. One of the Lander camera pointing systems was designed in Hong Kong; I suspect that system made these images.

      Note - some of the published images were high-def (16:9 ?) and were just aired as 4:3 on the TV broadcasts, making the lander (to me) look squished on screen and screen-shots.

    4. Re:NOT a Chinese released panorama by CanEHdian · · Score: 2

      Chang'E 3 has several cameras (as does the YuTu rover)

      The rover's cameras cannot be used following an emergency injunction order from YouTube for trademark infringement. :-)

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    5. Re:NOT a Chinese released panorama by lolococo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, in fact one of the commenters in this article linked to a set of much nicer pictures

    6. Re:NOT a Chinese released panorama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm. Did you check out the EXIF data on that picture? Looks like the Chinese have faked their moon landing too. Not only was the picture taken with an iPhone 4S, it was also taken in Chongqing - Chinese equivalent of Hollywood.

    7. Re:NOT a Chinese released panorama by mrbcs · · Score: 1

      AWESOME!!!

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  8. Is this faked too? by mu51c10rd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, the Gobi desert looks eerily familiar to the Nevada desert...

    1. Re:Is this faked too? by madhatter256 · · Score: 2

      Or that studio out in Roswell where they shot the landings...

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    2. Re:Is this faked too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Those are Ralph McQuarrie mat-paintings you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:Is this faked too? by aldousd666 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think I've seen this episode. It's a rerun.

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    4. Re:Is this faked too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, not matte, or matt, but mat? Learn the difference, it's important because it means other people understand what you're attempting to say.

  9. Clearly this has been Photoshopped. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I'm sure China didn't pay for the license.

    1. Re:Clearly this has been Photoshopped. by Roskolnikov · · Score: 2

      Oh, they likely paid for one license..... and it is owned by the people :)

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    2. Re:Clearly this has been Photoshopped. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, you make a great argument to go live in China actually

  10. China Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, that's about what I would expect.

  11. Huh by koan · · Score: 1, Insightful

    China's moon landing is a lot of ho hum, the real story here is they felt good about dropping the billions to go where we have already been (for no real purpose) while multitudes in their country starve and die.

    The entire mission was a hood ornament for some politicians cock.

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    1. Re:Huh by rubycodez · · Score: 3, Interesting

      do you have any source for your claim that "multitudes" "starve and die", or did you make that nonsense up? Here's a fact for you, hunger rate in U.S. much higher than China

    2. Re: Huh by loufoque · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you know what China is? While they care less for human rights than other countries, it is one of the biggest economies in the world, and nearly all other economies are dependent on them.

    3. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and I'm a Chinese jet pilot. They don't report real numbers, have vast problems with getting clean water and their nation has a serious problem with once fertile farmland turning to desert. If they had to drill a hole through a mountain to divert water flow just to feed a small army back in the empire building days, what makes you think I'm going to believe with so many more people that problem has just evaporated like their rivers?

    4. Re: Huh by HBI · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you know what China is? While they care less for human rights than other countries, it is one of the biggest economies in the world, and nearly all other economies are dependent on them for cheap labor.

      FTFY

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    5. Re: Huh by koan · · Score: 1

      Read a book.

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    6. Re:Huh by koan · · Score: 1

      I do, it's called Google.

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    7. Re: Huh by koan · · Score: 1

      i can tell, you know China *so well* and you appear to know America even better. (sarcasm)

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    8. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      USA Hunger is a totally different measurement from world hunger and 3rd world hunger. It is literately based on asking kids the question, "In the last 12 months* where you hungry at any time?? " Now, just so everyone is clear hungry in the USA means that feeling you get when you've eaten everyday at 6pm and now your stomach rumbles because it's 6:15pm. It's caused by your body starting the digestive process and not actually getting food. Also the more you spike your blood sugar up and down the more of this "hunger" you will feel. Real Hunger is when you feel it in the throat and/or jaw bone and varies greatly in time after a meal due to diet and metabolism. I am sick of hearing about the number of "hungry kids" in the USA because I had I been ask if I was one of them I would have said yes yet I clear was facing an sort of real hunger. Mom was a Flight attendent and my dad sometimes work late shifts, I also would rather play Nintendo then eat when I felt 'hungry."

      Not saying there aren't truly hungry kids in America who need a healthy and hearty meal.

      Also, I've you ever known The Chinese Government to tell the truth when it makes them look bad.

      *Might have the time frame wrong.

    9. Re:Huh by cusco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Chang'e-1, -2 and -3 **COMBINED** have cost about a billion dollars, or less than a dollar per Chinese citizen. The first two were orbiters/mappers, the third is the lander, all three have been complete successes so far. That war in Iraq that (IIRC) you were so enthusiastic about a few years ago? Cost of that is over $3,500 per US citizen. It was an utter failure.

      Even if this was just propaganda I think the Chinese have gotten the better deal.

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    10. Re:Huh by mbone · · Score: 2

      And, Chang'E 2 then went on and flew by Asteroid (4179) Toutatis, as a bonus, for a tiny fraction of the cost of a new spacecraft launch.

      Scheduling that a few months in advance with a spacecraft that was not intended for deep space puts China up in the first ranks of spacefaring nations IMHO.

    11. Re: Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So tell me, How IS Clifford the Big Red Dog doing now?

    12. Re:Huh by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      have I known the U.S. government to tell the truth when it looks bad?

      you're funny

    13. Re:Huh by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      bullshit, you are native english speaking AC writing nonsense. you are not chinese

    14. Re:Huh by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      please provide link to the stories of those dying of starvation and malnutrition in China

      that's one problem they have solved

    15. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could have said that about the Apollo project, and you would be correct.
      Apollo was total JFK/Kruschev big penis competition, on the backs of three dead astronauts (Grissom, White, Chaffee).
      Even with the technology of the day, moon rocks could have been retrieved with unmanned systems.
      Proof that Apollo was a stunt rather than any planned long term project? We never went back there even 40 years later.

      At least the Chinese are using a safer and more COST conscious approach sending a robot instead of astronauts.

      while multitudes in their country starve and die

      cold fjord is that you?

    16. Re:Huh by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

      China is in a strange place right now in their development. On the one hand, they have fully embraced the digital revolution. On the other hand they are in many respects where the United States was at from the mid-1800's through the early twentieth century industrial revolution where we had even more elite vs. little guy than we do now by far. 10 years olds working 12+hour days in textile sweatshops, railroad building as virtual slavery. A substantial amount of the greatness and luxury that we have now in the United States was built on a foundation of the blood, sweat, and tears of these downtrodden people that were badly abused, and taken advantage of and not cared for with basic needs like sanitation and clean water. Make no mistake about it: China will surpass these problems and catch up... fast.

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    17. Re:Huh by quenda · · Score: 1

      do you have any source for your claim that "multitudes" "starve and die", or did you make that nonsense up?

      Yup, saw it on Wikipedia. Millions starved as recently as ... 1961.

    18. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think him saying he was a chinese jet pilot is him doing a bit of ironic lying to match the lying of governments, because I would hope at this point ppl realize governments sometimes lie.

    19. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends. Did they gift billions to banks, who then foreclosed on houses after they'd sold the mortgages to two different companies? Are there no starving people in America? How many people could the money spent on invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan have fed, clothed, and provided adequate medical treatment for?

      Guess China aren't alone in wasting their money, then.

    20. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China's moon landing is a lot of ho hum, the real story here is they felt good about dropping the billions to go where we have already been (for no real purpose) while multitudes in their country starve and die.

      The entire mission was a hood ornament for some politicians cock.

      Member koan knows his stuff, agree on insightful mod.

      With 1in5 American on food stamps, most folks don't have health insurance, Washington printing worthless money 24/7just to make interest payments on the national debt, and NSA recording the email and phone calls of every American and then some...patriots like koan obviously have unique insights about despotic, failed governments.

    21. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha you're so funny.
      Everyone knows kids in USA are missing meals, only getting 2 meals a day and one of those is a school meal. China has no such problems. Sure theie houses are shitty and its sometimes crowded, but they have plenty to eat. Why do you think all the Liberals are complaining your food stamps are running out? Too many hungry poor people.

    22. Re:Huh by Sperbels · · Score: 2

      Chinese Jet Pilot is a reference from the movie Army of Darkness. It's like saying: Yeah, and I played darts with queen of England. I believe he's saying your full of shit.

    23. Re: Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheap products.
      What are the poor people in the world supposed to do when they can barely afford food and cheap Chinese crap? Buy food and no toys, or starve?
      Thats depending on China my friend, whether you like it or not.

    24. Re:Huh by Ocker3 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they got China confused with North Korea, where there are regularly huge problems with famines.

    25. Re:Huh by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      I get your point, but it is all about expectations and selfishness. China is clearly a place of Haves and Have Nots, and the gap between then is far greater than in the U.S., even Americans below the poverty line have more than even the average Chinese, or as much. But the Chinese have lower expectations for one another. The nation could do OK with the disparities, with only a tiny elite getting most of the rewards to the economic and social system.

      America suffers from the opposite problem. It has advertised that it is more egalitarian than other nations and that there is more opportunity, when its fortunes run counter to that. It has more to lose on the level of expectations, especially if there is a meme shift in the bottom of the income curve, that the opportunities have ended and that the top is an exclusive oligarchy, which by the way is not that different from China now. But it is the expectations that are reversed. Americans still believe that it is easy to achieve the goal of being on a par with one another in a fair economic and political system, whether or not that is still true. I dare say that the average Chinese might believe that he fortunes will go up as prosperity trickles down to him. We shall see on both accounts.

      Don't count America out and China in, necessarily. There are cultural differences that oppose the trends. America is still, for all its disparities, a much less conformist culture than China, capable of grater innovation. That may give the Chinese more patience to let their economic fortunes improve, but it puts China at a disadvantage like that of Japan before WW II if the competition between the two nations becomes serious. The worst thing that could happen to China is political and economic isolation. It would not be able to compete technically with Europe and America if it became isolated. Even the USSR couldn't keep up, and it had more hightly trained people per capita than the U.S. but less ability to execute business plans, which is why it failed. It is a good thing that China and the U.S. have the current economic relationship, but we all need to be aware of where it works and where it doesn't, and to help one another if we can.

  12. such a shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    such a shame to see all those comments making fun of China when we should be happy about their huge accomplishment!

  13. nice pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "China Sends First Potato to the Moon"

  14. It's a fake! by fgb · · Score: 1

    There are no stars! ... and the shadows are wrong somehow! ... and the wave pattern proves something something something! ... and ... and ... there is no Moon!

  15. Did they use the same studio by fredrated · · Score: 0

    where NASA faked the moon landing?

    1. Re:Did they use the same studio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, the color of their moon is partly brown, something you can't notice from these B & W photos

  16. Firefly by mrflash818 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...good for them!

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  17. Hugin by ka9dgx · · Score: 2, Informative

    They should have used Hugin, an open source GUI based on Panotools, for stitching that panorama, it could have dealt with the uneven light levels caused by falloff of the CCD, and made a much, MUCH nicer panorama out of it.

    They need to visit the Vignetting page to learn how to fix things.

    1. Re:Hugin by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      We don't know how terrible the source images were. The curves at the bottom suggest there were only three input images, so the stripes may have been present in the individual images, and aren't the result of poor stitching.

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  18. Here's another picture taken from the landing by BaerGriggs · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Here's another picture taken from the landing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fake, incoherent shadows...

  19. Image Quality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are they using for a camera? A defective early 2001 Logitech webcam?

  20. Meh by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 0

    Well done them and everything - I mean, I've not managed to put a probe on the moon - but when the USians are getting this back from Mars, I'd be pretty underwhelmed with my achievement if I were the Chinese.

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    1. Re:Meh by mlts · · Score: 1

      I just wish our government would want to get some better pictures and send a probe up just to one-up China. It would make for better news than yet another government shutdown, doomsday counter until a budget default, or yet another celebrity having affluenza and ending up in rehab.

    2. Re:Meh by Megol · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps your government should do something positive for their people instead?

    3. Re:Meh by Not+Kyle · · Score: 1

      What? No! Screw us!

    4. Re:Meh by cusco · · Score: 1

      Nice idea, but the Libertarians won't allow it. After all, they can't "prove" that the government is a failure until they first make it fail.

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    5. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HEY!! Isn't that Iraq? Knew there was a reason for that war after all.

    6. Re:Meh by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Since when do the Libertarians have any say about what goes on?

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    7. Re:Meh by cusco · · Score: 1

      Since the Kochs, Olins, Waltons, and their ilk managed to buy control of Congress.

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  21. The Moon: A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

    It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)

    Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.

    Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!

    Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.

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    1. Re:The Moon: A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1, Off His Meds.

    2. Re:The Moon: A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing. If I had mod points, they would be yours, sir, for you are truly a scholar and a gentleman.

    3. Re:The Moon: A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1
    4. Re:The Moon: A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      34 Bible Verses about the Moon, or was the Bible created back in 1950 to help the cover up..?

      http://www.openbible.info/topics/moon

  22. In Communist China... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only it spies you, but sends moon probes to spy on aliens, destroys all Apollo landing evidences to legitimize lunar landing conspiracies, then cover up its tracks by sweeping of the remains of destructions!

  23. Re:artifact by hoboroadie · · Score: 1

    So that's not a comet near the horizon on the right of the image?
    darn

    --
    They feared that it could be used to suppress protest or support unpopular rule.
  24. are we sure by zeroryoko1974 · · Score: 1

    Are we sure the thing is actually there, and these aren't pictures downloaded off the internet?

  25. asdfasd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taco Cowboy? Is that you?

  26. that.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and the false horizon

    yes , the Chinese are in on the life on the moon secret, but then again, the Rothschilds financed the entire op anyways

  27. lack of PR & photo skills in scientific commun by Max_W · · Score: 1

    Scientists do not understand that people want to see a nice quality inspiring images from Lune, from Mars, etc. They are not interested in X-ray diagrams, or geological survey results.

    Still it is people who pay for these flights. I am sure it is doable to shoot good JPG files on Mars or Lune. And instead we get blurry low resolution images.

    I read that an engineer had to buy a photo camera for Mars rover with his own money. Otherwise we would not see any pictures at all.

    I think the best photo & video camera is the first, the most important device to place on a rover. And to send to the people of Earth the quality images the first minute after landing.

    And not broken panoramas, but a nice even high resolution panorama. There is open source software called Hugin to make nice panoramas.

  28. So that's where the Apolo equipment ended up, in C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What else could explain this circa 1969 quality image, photographed from the TV screens (the NASA standard), while the World watches on in awe.

    Move on, nothing to see here...

  29. Proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Does this look like a sound-stage in Dong-bu to anyone else?

  30. 1969 all over again by p51d007 · · Score: 0

    Wow! I thought I was looking at an Apollo 11 photo! I remember as a 10 year old kid looking at the photos on TV, and these look about the same...what did they use? An old Motorola Razr flip phone?

  31. Re:lack of PR & photo skills in scientific com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not an official CNSA image. It was stitched together by Universe Today from low-resolution stills lifted from a Chinese TV news broadcast.

  32. Picture quality really Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Picture quality really Chinese

  33. Made in Cihina LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And so will ride around the lander? CiÅczycy for short cable made or what?

  34. Quality Foto HD :D lolololololololooolll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Picture quality as the old Nokia

  35. what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I would like to know where's the signal handbags

  36. keeter earle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the radiation is so bad in space (which it is) then how did they land on the moon in 1969?? They say the space suits are able to protect them from the intense radiation?? If so then send a couple of suits to Japan to clean up fukishima radiation???