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Convicted Spammer Jeffrey Kilbride Flees Prison

Posted by timothy on from the be-cautious-subject-is-considered-a-spammer dept.

An anonymous reader writes with this news from California: "According to the article, 'Officials at the Federal Bureau of Prisons say an inmate escaped from a minimum security area of the federal prison in Lompoc. Prison officials say Jeffrey Kilbride, 48, was discovered missing at around 1:30 p.m. on Friday....A search is reportedly underway. Prison officials say Kilbride was serving a 78-month sentence for conspiracy and fraud. He was due to be released on December 11, 2015.'" Here's why Kilbride was in prison.

5 of 233 comments (clear)

  1. Sounds like that prison needs a better by Arancaytar · · Score: 5, Funny

    *sunglasses*

    spammer filter

    YEEEEEEAH

  2. Re:Uh huh huh Kilbride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You forgot to allow for the delays in his progress for the times he stops to send unsolicited email to unsuspecting individuals.

  3. Re: What an idiot. by AmazingRuss · · Score: 5, Funny

    He better hope the cops get to him before we do...

  4. Re:Going to PMITA prison! by jones_supa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nerd rage, the funniest form of rage... ;)

  5. Re:What an idiot. by Oysterville · · Score: 5, Funny

    He will learn what we all have learned: opting out doesn't work.