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Facebook Mocks 'Infection' Study, Predicts Princeton's Demise

Okian Warrior writes "In a followup to the earlier story about Princeton researchers predicting the end of Facebook by 2017, Facebook has struck back with a post using similar statistical techniques to predict that Princeton itself may be facing irreversible decline. By using similar methods ('likes', mentions in scholarly papers, Google searches) Facebook has created graphs that indicate Princeton is losing ground compared with its rivals and may have no students at all by 2021."

193 comments

  1. Atleast.. by durrr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Princeton will have the last laugh as facebook will be dead before it.

    1. Re:Atleast.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Who to hate when given these two choices. It's causing me a mental breakdown...

    2. Re:Atleast.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FB could buy Princeton with its spare change.

    3. Re:Atleast.. by BreakBad · · Score: 2

      There are no winners in a war. In this case... YAY!

    4. Re:Atleast.. by McGruber · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In the long run we are all dead. - John Maynard Keynes

    5. Re:Atleast.. by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Not sure about that but I'll say that I had fun reading both articles in full.

    6. Re:Atleast.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      E.M.P. from the mother and son
      Tore the digital down
      Dawned are the age of the innocent ones
      The indigo children
      - Maynard James Keenan

    7. Re:Atleast.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of something I once saw this written on a stall in the math building at Ga Tech:
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche
      "Nietzsche is dead" - God

    8. Re:Atleast.. by lsatenstein · · Score: 2

      Princeton will have the last laugh as facebook will be dead before it.

      I am not sure of that. The USA trend is to ship good jobs offshore, and keep the service jobs. Service jobs are low paying.
      If tuition is beyon the abilities of the low paying earners, who will attend. If Princton hit 75% occupency, they probably going to lose money. And the much lower tuition costs of non-USA universities means that there will be a substantial brain-drain, compounding the problem.

      Montreal Canada student rentals are about $1000, sharable for two or three students. Foreign fees are about 12-14K/year, (7k/semester), and our universities compare with UCLA, Stanford, MIT, and all the IVY league names. Students who come here, pickup a French boy/girl friend, and a second language, enjoyment with a city that has great schools and great reasonable cost cuisine.
      Enroll in a European University, (if you have the marks), and here again, you will not have to mortgage your life with Education debt.

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    9. Re: Atleast.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and yet you are still getting ripped off.

  2. Pseudoscience by Notabadguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Turn about is fair play sir!

    1. Re:Pseudoscience by zoomshorts · · Score: 0

      Lies, damned lies and statistics. "Samuel Clemmons"

    2. Re:Pseudoscience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, yes, Princeton. That bus stop in New Jersey. Reap what you sew, boys.

    3. Re: Pseudoscience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's sow

    4. Re: Pseudoscience by Jade_Wayfarer · · Score: 4, Funny

      He probably meant "Rip what you sew".

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    5. Re: Pseudoscience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Princeton is famous for it's Home Economics program, you dolt.

    6. Re: Pseudoscience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Their, their. I'm pretty sure the GP's "error" was sewn into there comment on porpoise.

    7. Re: Pseudoscience by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      It could be "sew what you rip", except most people just throw it out and buy new cheap stuff from overseas...

      For Princeton, it could be "reap less than half of what you sow", the part the government doesn't toss to the birds...

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    8. Re: Pseudoscience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct use is "There, there", "their comment", and "purpose"

      Please don't be an idiot. Use a /SARCASM disclaimer if you are going to try to be smart or funny.

      In this case, no one can tell if you are either smart or funny, or just a dolt.

    9. Re: Pseudoscience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it was ripe, what he saw?

    10. Re: Pseudoscience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure if whoosh or just asshole.

    11. Re: Pseudoscience by jakimfett · · Score: 1

      It was pretty clear two me. But then, their are people without a sense of humor, so aisle forgive you this once. /deadpan

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  3. At least Princeton... by rodrigoandrade · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Offers good value for the time and money you spend there.

    1. Re:At least Princeton... by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The kids that go to Princeton would probably do just fine in life no matter where they go.

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    2. Re:At least Princeton... by plopez · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I worked with a Princeton grad. He said the valedictorian speech was in Greek, but since no one at Princeton knows Greek anymore the student programs had it translated complete with notations as to where to clap and laugh at jokes. For this his dad paid Ivy league tuition. It aptly shows what said Ivy League education actually is, an overpriced sham.

      BTW, I am an A&M grad who was his boss and flogged him at chess.

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    3. Re:At least Princeton... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I think this is probably the major problem with the US college/university system. They say students end up with hundreds of thousands of dollars in student loans, but I imagine that's only students who insist on going to elite out-of-state/private schools.From the numbers I've seen, going to an in-state college/university in the US isn't any more expensive then going to university in Canada, yet somehow it's completely unaffordable in the US, while in Canada, it's only more expensive than most would like it to be. Most people would probably be better off going to a reasonably affordable state school, and having minimal debts, then they would going to an expensive private school and creating a debt they couldn't possibly hope to pay off.

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    4. Re:At least Princeton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've noticed the discrepancy, but not caught on to the problem.

      Things like the original OWS were the result of rich kids getting degrees in useless majors and then getting outraged that their job opportunities did not include "paid $250,000 a year to do nothing." So they had hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt, no useful skills, and parents that were getting sick of their "endless party" lifestyle.

      Others joined the protests for their own reasons after that group started things.

    5. Re:At least Princeton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The valedictorian speech is in English, actually. It's the salutatorian's speech that is in a dead language (Latin, not Greek). I'm not sure how this fun tradition (the parents aren't in on the joke, so they think all Princeton students understand Latin fluently) implies that Ivy League education is a sham.

    6. Re:At least Princeton... by kilfarsnar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I worked with a Princeton grad. He said the valedictorian speech was in Greek, but since no one at Princeton knows Greek anymore the student programs had it translated complete with notations as to where to clap and laugh at jokes. For this his dad paid Ivy league tuition. It aptly shows what said Ivy League education actually is, an overpriced sham.

      BTW, I am an A&M grad who was his boss and flogged him at chess.

      You don't go to an Ivy League school for the education. You go for the contacts, networking and prestige. It's not about what you learn at Princeton, but whom you meet.

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    7. Re:At least Princeton... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      And probably you end up with the same skills no matter what university you're on, but get hired only if you went to the expensive one.

      That's the only reason why paying more in tuition sometimes might pay of.

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      bickerdyke
    8. Re:At least Princeton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a standard Ivy League gag, the kids find it amusing. Anybody looking on, maybe not so much.

      With your attitude towards Princeton, I bet he didn't stick around long. Congratulations on driving him away.

    9. Re:At least Princeton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America, where education costs gigabillions and produces empty suits. Scandinavia with its free socialist education system with free education all the way to Universities is laughing!

    10. Re:At least Princeton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things like the original OWS were the result of rich kids getting degrees in useless majors and then getting outraged that their job opportunities did not include "paid $250,000 a year to do nothing." So they had hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt, no useful skills, and parents that were getting sick of their "endless party" lifestyle.

      America. Where being rich and in debt are not considered exclusive propositions.

    11. Re:At least Princeton... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Princeton has "needs-blind" admission. They'll help you graduate loan free: https://www.princeton.edu/admi...

      You have the filthy rich sitting next to the dirt poor in lectures. But the one thing they both have in common, desides the grim and grit, is that they are both smart and work hard.

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    12. Re:At least Princeton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I *highly* doubt it's free. The money to pay the teachers and others HAS to come from somewhere.. my guess is taxes.
      So just because the student isn't handing money directly from their pockets to the school DOES NOT mean it's free.

    13. Re:At least Princeton... by kilgortrout · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The big three Ivies, Harvard, Princeton and Yale, have unbelievably huge endowments. Harvard leads with $40 billion, and Yale and Princeton have about $20 billion endowments each. As a result, they can afford to offer very generous need based financial aid. In fact, the only financial aid available from the Ivies is need based. If the family makes under about $75K, the student gets a free ride; that's tuition, books and room & board. The financial aid awards go down on a graduated scale based on income and don't cut out until family income is in the $250K range. They appear to intentionally peg it so for a middle to upper middle class family the financial aid award is large enough to make going to the Ivy slightly more affordable than going to an in state public university.

    14. Re:At least Princeton... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      If the government gives you a 3% subsidized loan that doesn't start accruing interest until you start paying it off, you take that thing.

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    15. Re:At least Princeton... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      While it is true that the Princeton grad will have the superior resume, that really only matters for the first job out of college. While I'm sure someone here will point out exceptions, work experience quickly eclipses education on the resume.

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    16. Re:At least Princeton... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      That's great, but who is more likely to be at the top of their high-school class and go to fancy private schools so that they have a leg up on Princeton's admissions criteria?

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    17. Re:At least Princeton... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Absolutely right.

      But your first after collage matters for work experience....

      Basically, you can buy a head start. It won't help against a real good competitor, but it might just be the advantage you need over someone with similar (or slightly better) qualifications.

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    18. Re:At least Princeton... by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      No, they're still rich kids because they wear cardigans instead of hoodies, drink lattes instead of 40s, use iPhones instead of pagers, ride bikes instead of the bus, and have aspirations of working an office job rather than being a famous rapper or baller.

    19. Re:At least Princeton... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Heading back to my original thesis - that your typical Princeton student will be fine no matter where they go... not only are they probably very smart and hard-working, but they probably come from some means and their family is likely to be well connected. You are absolutely right that they are buying a head start, but it is a head start among an already extremely privileged peer group. I know that people of more modest backgrounds also go to Princeton, and to them I say congratulations!

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    20. Re:At least Princeton... by powerlord · · Score: 2

      Considering the Princeton grad was working for the A&M grad, I'm not sure the contacts and networking were working out as he expected.

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    21. Re:At least Princeton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love my below inflation interest rate.

    22. Re:At least Princeton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And probably you end up with the same skills no matter what university you're on, but get hired only if you went to the expensive one."

      Any company that would worry about whether someone went to an ivy league school or not is a company that isnt going to be around for very long anyway.

      At least in industries where there is a decent amount of competition, running your company based on adolescent social bigotry is not usually a good idea.

    23. Re:At least Princeton... by wesk · · Score: 0

      Well, you might be in the majority there, but it's definitely considered a "good value" to some. We can't pass judgment on those that spend a significant amount of time on the site. If they enjoy it then it has value. And it's still free (unless you want to argue that the ads are sending me subliminal messages to buy their products).

    24. Re:At least Princeton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loans provided by the Gov't, and at 3% ?

      Those days are mostly long gone I'm afraid. The loan programs are privatized and profitized now, with the Gov't only acting as the facilitator and the regulations skewed in favor of the loan provider. The primary advantage to the student is now likely to be only the ready availability of a loan, and the deferred payback terms.

    25. Re:At least Princeton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Absolutely right.

      But your first after collage matters for work experience....

      Not if your first collage was a dinosaur made with macaroni and gorilla glue!
      (unless you plan on being a Paleontologist or an Anthropologist)

    26. Re:At least Princeton... by Kilo+Kilo · · Score: 0

      I went to a private university. It wasn't horribly expensive, but it was a very good school. Everyone I know that's gone to a state college has gotten a much worse education. My coworker is a great example - he's got the same degree I have, but knows very little about basic engineering subjects.

      The problem is that the state and community colleges are set up so that everyone can get a degree. The problem is that many of them don't need one. So many people go to community college because they have no plans after high school. And a large percentage of those people don't go on to complete a bachelor's. These people then wind up working somewhere where their degree is useless and they would have been better off going straight to work after high school, but they just don't want to.

      The other problem is that many of the degree programs are useless. My father teaches for the "fire science" program at the community college and it gets a lot of students since all the volunteer firefighters enroll in it because it involves fire. It has almost no useful skills. If they had a program for fire alarm and sprinkler installation, that would actually be useful, but why would they do that? Does no one really notice where these people are going after they waste 2 years at community college?

    27. Re:At least Princeton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Scandinavia, where around 20% of students go to a university (far less than in the US) and most of the rest go to what we call vocational schools/community colleges and who can have a free education if theyre willing to be trained in what the state deems is "needed".

      If youre trying to give the impression that anyone in Scandinavia can just sign up for university and the govt will pay for it, youre lying out your ass. It is far far easier for a student with not-so-good grades in high school to to university in the US than anywhere in Scandinavia.

      Scandinavia - where you cant even get a job as a secretary without having fucking "certification". No wonder so many are on the dole.

    28. Re:At least Princeton... by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      It's definitely gone up, but I just checked and the undergrad rate is still under 4%.

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    29. Re:At least Princeton... by robsku · · Score: 1

      Nitpicking I say... I'm sure you disagree. Nevertheless it works better this way though, with nobody having their educational chances affected by their parents income level.

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    30. Re:At least Princeton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If the family makes under about $75K, the student gets a free ride; that's tuition, books and room & board.

      Wow. That's quite a free ride. What happens to their work? Who own the rights to distribute and license that?

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    31. Re:At least Princeton... by tftp · · Score: 2

      Considering the Princeton grad was working for the A&M grad, I'm not sure the contacts and networking were working out as he expected.

      It cannot be determined without knowing more. For example, the Princeton grad could be 23 years old and new to the company, whereas the A&M grad could be 60 years old and own the company.

    32. Re:At least Princeton... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if that's a good thing though. Should a student who got 60% all the way through high school really be able to go to "university"? Doesn't that bring down the value of that education for everyone, especially those who excelled?

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    33. Re:At least Princeton... by superdude72 · · Score: 1

      Here you demonstrate the problem graduates of elite universities deal with in the job market. Unless you go straight from university to an investment bank or Google, 95 percent of the people you deal with are not graduates of elite universities. And most of them fervently want to believe they are just as competent as you. Despite the fact that you busted your ass academically for 16+ years, while they may or may not have.

      I mean, there are some very competent graduates of 2nd tier state schools. But there are also a lot of people who just went through the motions and were churned out of the system. You can't really do that and get through an Ivy-caliber school. Graduates of lesser schools don't want to acknowledge this, and treat all four-year degrees the same.

    34. Re:At least Princeton... by BalthCat · · Score: 1

      What work? Their college essays?

    35. Re:At least Princeton... by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      Princeton, or Facebook?

      No student loans for the time spent on FB.

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    36. Re:At least Princeton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close – at Princeton graduation, it's the salutatorian speech which is in Latin with the English translation and notes in the student (but not the guest) programs.
      It's probably true that the Ivy grads typically know less about cattle than the A&M grads.

  4. Actually... by Notabadguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The best part of Facebook's article is where they use identical research methodology to prove that there will be no air left by 2060.

    I predict an immediate rush on all stockpiles of canned air!

    1. Re:Actually... by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      The best part of Facebook's article is where they use identical research methodology to prove that there will be no air left by 2060.

      I predict an immediate rush on all stockpiles of canned air!

      I maintain a reserve supply of bottled air in my garage. I've got almost 700 cubic feet. 10-15 hours worth at my average consumption rate.

    2. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I maintain a reserve supply of bottled air in my garage. I've got almost 700 cubic feet. 10-15 hours worth at my average consumption rate.

      Gee, it would be a real shame if something happened to your precious air reserve. Such as, I don't know, if someone pressed this little button on your garage door opener?

    3. Re:Actually... by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      If you mean your car (I have no notion of how much 700 cubic feet is, nor do I want to, as I'm quite happy with SI units), don't forget it's not airtight. Be sure to cover everything with tape, so that your reserve doesn't disappear!

    4. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that'll give you what, 10-15 hours to contemplate everyone around you having already died, and that you're hours away from the same fate?

    5. Re: Actually... by FishTankX · · Score: 1

      i think he was referencing an air compressor.

    6. Re:Actually... by Chickenlips · · Score: 1

      He clearly stated "bottled air".

    7. Re:Actually... by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      I maintain a reserve supply of bottled air in my garage. I've got almost 700 cubic feet. 10-15 hours worth at my average consumption rate.

      Gee, it would be a real shame if something happened to your precious air reserve. Such as, I don't know, if someone pressed this little button on your garage door opener?

      It's compressed and in bottles. I wasn't talking about the ambient air in the garage.

    8. Re:Actually... by stewsters · · Score: 1

      You laugh now, but when our atmosphere boils off in 46 years your children won't be.

    9. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's compressed and in bottles. I wasn't talking about the ambient air in the garage.

      I seeeee .... give me 5 minutes and an anatomically correct mannequin, and I'll get back to you with a another bad joke.

    10. Re:Actually... by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

      Any idiot knows that there's roughly 3 feet in a meter, so obviously 700 ft^3 is roughly equivalent to 700/9 or around 78 m^3. If you can't figure that out on your own, you're woefully ignorant.

    11. Re:Actually... by phrostie · · Score: 1

      would bags of potato chips be acceptable?

    12. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Roughly equal to 700/27, it's cubed, not squared. (It's actually closer to 700/35), so about 20 m^3. Sounds like someone is woefully ignorant.

    13. Re:Actually... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Quick! We'll have to steal Druidia's air!

    14. Re:Actually... by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      But he didn't define bottled. Must it be a bottle or is the act of storing air in a container, whichever it is, still bottling?

    15. Re:Actually... by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      My life contains 0 imperial units, unless some american comes along.

      I have better things to do than spend time memorizing conversions for imperial units. I do know some, but I made no effort to learn them.

    16. Re:Actually... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I had no trouble memorizing the fact that 0K equals -273.15degC even though I haven't used Kelvins since college chemistry.

    17. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its cool, I know the Air Shield combination, its the same as my luggage set, 1.2.3.4.5

    18. Re:Actually... by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      It's easy to memorize numbers you use a lot, especially if you have the feeling it'll save time.

      Let me rephrase: I have nothing to gain from trying to memorize a few factors. As such, I will make no effort to try. That doesn't mean I don't end up remembering a few, like some 4 liters in a gallon.

    19. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      90% of statistics can be made to say anything ... 50% of the time.

    20. Re:Actually... by Zlotnick · · Score: 1

      Great! All we needed -- a Druish princess!

  5. This just in by Mdk754 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can make numbers look however you like in a study, who knew?

    1. Re:This just in by Mdk754 · · Score: 1

      To be fair the Facebook rebuttal has a hilarious tone to it, and Princeton started it...

    2. Re:This just in by Rhaban · · Score: 1

      That's what happens you become a data scientist. They invent numbers out of thin air.

      They won’t do that for long when there will be no air left.

    3. Re:This just in by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      Only if you do it wrong.

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    4. Re:This just in by borl · · Score: 1

      Congrats, that was Facebook's point.

    5. Re:This just in by ThatsDrDangerToYou · · Score: 1

      As much as I love to hate on FB, they win the internets for today.

    6. Re:This just in by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1
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    7. Re:This just in by njnnja · · Score: 1

      I don't know if Facebook really want to promote the idea that numerical analytics are suspect. Isn't their whole business plan that advertising with them is so effective because they are able to target ads to people who are most receptive to them, based on proprietary models of behavior? Even if they win the argument, they lose.

    8. Re:This just in by Mdk754 · · Score: 1

      ...and you just brought it back to my point. They didn't need to go through this exercise to prove the point, the fact that numbers can lie isn't news. Thanks for taking it so seriously, I recommend you lighten up.

      Although I'm glad they made this as it was a well-thought funny read, even if it did come from Facebook.

    9. Re:This just in by borl · · Score: 1

      True, they didn't need to go through this exercise, but if they hadn't, neither of us would be talking about them... which isn't exactly in their interests when Princeton handed them a perfect opportunity to blow their own trumpet, whilst at the same time pointing out how silly the original study was.

      Facebook are mocking Princeton using similar statistical techniques to come to a similar conclusion. Your point is right there in the summary.

      Not sure which of those 5 words gave you the impression that I was taking your post "so seriously" either... If I'd had mod points I wouldn't have bothered to reply, I was just showing how redundant it was.

  6. NERD FIGHT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5 bucks on the skilly pasty white boy!

  7. Facebook is too big to fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, what would we do as a society if we lost Facebook and thus the ability to keep tabs on people we haven't spoken to since high school?

    1. Re:Facebook is too big to fail by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      We might have to resort back to more hostile means to "unfriend" each other, which as been the only useful feature FB has brought into my life.

  8. FAIL by westlake · · Score: 1

    Offers good value for the time and money you spend there.

    You wouldn't know it from the idiocies exposed in the Facebook paper.

  9. A message from Facebook that earns my respect? by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

    Okay, that's not what I was expecting to see this morning. Or ever, come to think about it.

    I guess it's good to know that I can respect a well-crafted response, even when it comes from a source I don't respect.

    1. Re:A message from Facebook that earns my respect? by pauljlucas · · Score: 1

      I guess it's good to know that I can respect a well-crafted response, even when it comes from a source I don't respect.

      That should have been obvious. Occasionally, people I generally strongly disagree with say or write something I do agree with -- just like a broken clock is right twice a day.

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  10. Bets are open by vikingpower · · Score: 2

    10 : 1 that Princeton wins. Bookie can be contacted over my email .

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    1. Re:Bets are open by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a sucker bet....

    2. Re:Bets are open by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Email? Who uses that anymore, grandpa? Just point us to your bookie's Facebook page so we can Like him to place our bets. If he's any good at his job and not an old fogey like you, that should be more than enough.

  11. That was quick... by toxickitty · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Funny how quick they replied to this study, feeling a bit nervous facebook?

    1. Re:That was quick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They hit the nerve for sure.
      For something vaporware like FB, predictions of the unavoidable sound really frightening.

    2. Re:That was quick... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Funny how quick they replied to this study, feeling a bit nervous facebook?

      Probably less nervous about Princeton's analysis than Wallstreet's, which shows the same thing. It's hard for any business to lose 20% of it's main demographic. When your main revenue stream is online ads and young people are the primary target of those ads, and studies show that once they leave, they are unlikely to return, it doesn't speak well for the future.

      Does that mean FB will go out of business? That's up to them. Tech companies have to keep re-inventing themselves to stay relevant.

    3. Re:That was quick... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      You have an interesting definition of 'vaporware'.

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    4. Re:That was quick... by egranlund · · Score: 1

      Considering how quick a misleading study by a top university could totally ruin their stock price, it was be stupid not to respond quickly.

    5. Re:That was quick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AOL is still around. Facebook may not be the behemoth they are today, but unfortunately they will be around for a long, long time.

    6. Re:That was quick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When your main revenue stream is online ads and young people are the primary target of those ads, and studies show that once they leave, they are unlikely to return, it doesn't speak well for the future.
      Does that mean FB will go out of business? That's up to them. Tech companies have to keep re-inventing themselves to stay relevant.

      Not only that, but those darn young people keep getting "re-invented" by someone. They should stop!

  12. Brilliant Response by thoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a brilliant way to respond to the Princeton study - the correct way - rather than issue a press release denouncing it, or whine about it some other way.

    Instead, use the study's own methodology against them to show other ridiculous conclusions. What are the academics at Princeton going to do, say "oh wait the original methods are bullshit". Anything they say against just weakens their original paper/study.

    1. Re:Brilliant Response by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is a brilliant way to respond to the Princeton study - the correct way - rather than issue a press release denouncing it, or whine about it some other way.

      Instead, use the study's own methodology against them to show other ridiculous conclusions. What are the academics at Princeton going to do, say "oh wait the original methods are bullshit". Anything they say against just weakens their original paper/study.

      Maybe if Zuckerberg had finished his studies at Harvard, he would realize that an internet company and a university have two totally different business models and the analysis methods for one do not translate to the other.

    2. Re:Brilliant Response by abies · · Score: 2

      True. Which doesn't mean that ones used in both "studies" are valid for Facebook and invalid for Princeton. They might as well invalid for both. Or, which would be even more funny, applicable to universities, but not to internet portals.

    3. Re:Brilliant Response by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      True. Which doesn't mean that ones used in both "studies" are valid for Facebook and invalid for Princeton. They might as well invalid for both. Or, which would be even more funny, applicable to universities, but not to internet portals.

      That might be true, but FB didn't attempt to show the study was invalid. Instead they tried to discredit it with a straw man argument.

    4. Re:Brilliant Response by Salgat · · Score: 2

      I dunno, it sounds a bit childish. The fact that they took this so seriously and devoted resources to this also shows they have a strong concern about losing users, as if that is a real possibility.

    5. Re:Brilliant Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you think about Google's April Fools projects? Bet ya think those are awesome and not a waste of time.

    6. Re:Brilliant Response by ThatsDrDangerToYou · · Score: 1

      Maybe if Zuckerberg had finished his studies at Harvard, he would realize that an internet company and a university have two totally different business models and the analysis methods for one do not translate to the other.

      Thank Fuck Almighty that Internet companies aren't run like Harvard!... yet.

      I wouldn't wish Harvard on my worst enemies. Princeton's not a whole hell of a lot better. Academia is screwed, mate; It's become the realm of pseudo scientific propaganda, and guilt until proven innocent. Abandon brain all ye who enter there.

      The real tragedy comes when profs decide to commercialize their ideas. Then all hell breaks loose, when, for example, you are part of a team trying to implement the dream and you realize the emperor's clothing is not of the most reliable material..

    7. Re:Brilliant Response by Nemyst · · Score: 2

      Or, perhaps, modelling a university's attendance after a virus (using likes of all things) isn't anywhere near as logical as modelling a social website's traffic? I've not heard of much of a correlation between likes and university popularity, but there's a pretty good link between the number of Google searches and a website's traffic.

      To me this sounds a lot more of a tit-for-tat response than anything that'd "weaken" the original paper. I'm not saying the original paper's conclusions are that great, but facebook's "rebuttal" is just a mocking joke at best.

    8. Re:Brilliant Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a straw man argument if you're actually attacking the man rather than building a straw man.

    9. Re:Brilliant Response by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      Its because if Facebook actually had to try and acknowledge the problem seriously, they'd have to acknowledge seriously that they really do have a whole lot of great big question marks over their future - i.e. who pays them for things? Why would they? Do their users stick around when this happens?

    10. Re:Brilliant Response by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      I dunno, it didn't help the Princeton academics, who apparently didn't realise that viruses and tech companies have two totally different business models, and that the analysis models for one do not translate to the other.

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    11. Re:Brilliant Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the straw man argument highlights Princeton's straw man argument, namely the assumptions underlying their study, and their dubious validity.

  13. What will replace Facebook? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While I can certainly see Facebook fading away, the problem with the Princeton study is that an essential assumption was that since Facebook is the successor to Myspace the data regarding Myspace's rise and fall can be extrapolated to Facebook (using the resemblance of Myspace's rise and fall to certain other phenomena). The problem with this assumption is that Myspace's fall was a result of Facebook existing as its successor. Currently there is no "successor" to Facebook which fills the same niche as Facebook, Myspace, and Friendster filled.
    I am not arguing that Facebook will not fall in the same way that Myspace did. I am just arguing that we do not have the data to make the case. Accurately predicting the fall of Facebook is a matter of "art", not of science and most of those doing so are expressing an opinion based on a WAG (and perhaps on what they hope will happen). Myspace and Friendster were fads. Facebook started as a fad, Myspace and Friendster faded away when they lost their novelty and were replaced by the next fad. However, Facebook has survived past the fad stage. I will repeat that just because Facebook has survived past the fad stage that does not mean that it will last.

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    1. Re:What will replace Facebook? by ericloewe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm not sure it's passed the fad stage.

      That is probably true for the traditional social network audience (kids), however, Facebook has a very large user base that arrived more recently and has a greater tendency towards inertia.

      As I've said before, I have no doubt Facebook will somehow disappear. I'm just not sure how.

      Myspace-esque replacement with something else?
      A new overarching medium to replace social networks?
      Some scandal that will drive users (and/or advertisers directly) away, making it less interesting for advertisers?
      Will it morph into something completely different, keeping essentially just the name?
      Will the process drag on for years?
      What will happen to everything that ties into Facebook today? We're talking about phones whose OSes integrate some Facebook stuff, appliances that integrate with facebook, websites that use facebook for authentication...

      Or, of course, Facebook might live forever, but that is not what I'd bet on.

      I'm not going to group Facebook with companies like IBM or General Electric. The former is absolutely dependant on the whims of millions of people. The latter two only have to sell (and support in exchange for big bucks) expensive items to businesses, instead of relying on advertising.

    2. Re:What will replace Facebook? by techstar25 · · Score: 1

      "Currently there is no "successor" to Facebook". Well, of course there isn't. And there wasn't a successor to Myspace for a while either. What we are saying is that we "can't imagine" a successor to Facebook, because, let's face it, if we could we would certainly build it. But the way these things work is that something will come out of nowhere and we'll immediately feel like we "need" to be a part of it. It will fulfill a need we didn't even know we had. Oh, there will be something that knocks off Facebook and probably Google as well.

    3. Re:What will replace Facebook? by swampfriend · · Score: 1

      Every feature of Facebook that caused me to sign on with it when it first opened, is available through Twitter. I'm linked to everyone I know and I can give them status updates and post photos and view theirs. There is no reason for me to ever use Facebook now that I have Twitter.

    4. Re:What will replace Facebook? by egranlund · · Score: 1

      The problem with this assumption is that Myspace's fall was a result of Facebook existing as its successor.

      This.

      I refused to use MySpace mostly due to the terrible "customization" that it allowed. I suspect that was the reason a lot of people switched over.

    5. Re:What will replace Facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup but You DONT have to be a twat to use facebook

    6. Re:What will replace Facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong about there being no successor. The same way Facebook existed during the existence of MySpace, there is something right now, that exists, that will take down Facebook. We just don't know what it is yet.

    7. Re:What will replace Facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with this assumption is that Myspace's fall was a result of Facebook existing as its successor. Currently there is no "successor" to Facebook which fills the same niche as Facebook, Myspace, and Friendster filled.

      Does there need to be? Can the successor to Facebook instead be the social media craze itself dying off? With the recent awareness of and kerfuffle over privacy issues, it seems to me that has a nonzero probability.

    8. Re:What will replace Facebook? by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Every feature of Facebook that caused me to sign on with it when it first opened, is available through Twitter

      Ok, then, post a single article with 300 words to twitter.
      There are lots of things I dislike about FB, not the least of which is that 95% of the margin ads feature amply endowed young females regardless of the product in question, but at least I can post a complete paragraph plus a pic or two in one element.

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    9. Re:What will replace Facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot is past the fad stage. Yahoo!'s portal is past the fad stage (as much as people hate it and have for several years now). Facebook past the fad stage? Not a chance. Facebook is the modern Geocities. Geocities was around for a while (15 years), but ultimately met its demise just like myspace and others. Geocities had less than 5 good years despite many of us having fond (or horrifying) memories of it. When facebook has been around 15+ years and sustained a sizable audience that entire time we'll talk again. There are some companies/sites which are clearly not just trendy and here to stay (not necessarily social networking but still) despite the general hatred of them: ebay, paypal (I'm rooting for bitcoin, but... doesn't mean it'll ever take off and replace paypal in the short term), etc.

    10. Re:What will replace Facebook? by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      Every feature of Facebook that caused me to sign on with it when it first opened, is available through Twitter

      Ok, then, post a single article with 300 words to twitter.
      There are lots of things I dislike about FB, not the least of which is that 95% of the margin ads feature amply endowed young females regardless of the product in question, but at least I can post a complete paragraph plus a pic or two in one element.

      This is why I question the long term viability of Facebook: I've had it ad-blocked since forever. I will never un-adblock it. And you've stated the exact reason why and why it's a problem: with all their data, the only ads they push are still "broadest possible demographic" ads that are just unwelcome.

    11. Re:What will replace Facebook? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Myspace was launched in 2003, Facebook was launched in 2004. So, we are overdue for Facebook's successor to be launched if Facebook is going to go the way of Myspace.

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    12. Re:What will replace Facebook? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I believe that Facebook is well out of the "fad" stage. At this point, I believe that the most likely reason that Facebook may fail is because I am not sure that they have a long term sustainable business model. That is I am not sure they have a way to generate sufficient revenue to keep the company running in the long term. However, I think that they fill a niche in the market that is not filled by anything else.

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    13. Re:What will replace Facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      false

    14. Re:What will replace Facebook? by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Facebook could easily fail. There are a number of things coming up soon that could cause people to leave and investors to lose interest. The growth potential of the website is limited. There just isn't enough space to support more advertising without that becoming annoyingly intrusive to users. Facebook is going to roll out video ads this year. If that isn't done in the right way, people could leave. Several people have pointed out that Facebook throttles what your friends get to see of what you post so that you are induced to pay for promoting your posts, even though they are intended for your friends. If people get wise to this and realize that Facebook is a third party to their relationships, they could be offended and leave. So, right away there are failure modes that could happen and quickly, this year.

      Facebook could reinvent itself if its web page fails. It could fall back to being just the global repository for friends' lists, or it could rely on its messaging apps to carry it through. It could spin off the website and its backend, and a third party could actually do that on a regional scale or in the cloud for much less. You and I do not need a CMS capable of serving 1 billion users at once, only Facebook's current business model needs that. The other thing reducing the backend would do is to allow users more choices about the UI. something Facebook is ruthless about keeping because of the big data model it keeps.

      I would like to see the social media model of communication built around the blog, really the textarea, reduced in importance, or to have a two tier approach emerge where most sites persist with it to support their business uses and other sites drop it so that something like discussion forums can be started. The echo chamber effect of the Internet is due to social media and its tendency to suppress discussion and its poor handling of dissent and abuse. If people were to conclude that social media does not help them communicate, in fact it hurts their ability to communicate at a depth beyond a knee-jerk reaction, they wil start abandoning sites like Google and Facebook as what they truly are, shallow, ephemeral.

  14. Facebook will go away regardless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What i would like to know is what separates Facebook from AOL, Myspace, AIM, ICQ, BBS etc that came and went.

    Unless someone can pinpoint something different with Facebook, its history will follow every other similar service since the dawn of the BBS. Something better / more popular will come and take the users away.

    1. Re:Facebook will go away regardless. by Kvan · · Score: 1

      The main difference is sheer numbers. None of its predecessors had this many users, and we don't know if there is a tipping point where network effects become large enough to sustain such a site for a much longer period.

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  15. The difference is... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The difference is that Princeton hasn't seen major declines (in the millions) of its primary demographic group. FB is funded both directly and indirectly by advertising/marketers. If the demographic for FB shifts elsewhere, so will the revenue stream. Princeton's funding is more diverse coming from tuition/fees, grants and contributions/bequests. Unless there is a scandal, it is unlikely that those sources will change.

    In addition, the competition of universities is pretty fixed. It is extremely expensive to start a new one (and get accredited). FB, on the other hand, well, it wasn't too long ago that Myspace was the king of the hill and FB was the challenger.

  16. Good by StripedCow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Facebook has used the same techniques as Princeton, and as such we can conclude that they approve of these techniques, and find them useful analytical instruments.

    The only conclusion we can draw from this is the demise of both Princeton and Facebook.

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    1. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook has used the same techniques as Princeton, and as such we can conclude that they approve of these techniques, and find them useful analytical instruments.

      The only conclusion we can draw from this is the demise of both Princeton and Facebook.

      GrumpyCatGOOD.jpg

    2. Re:Good by hicksw · · Score: 1

      ...The only conclusion we can draw from this is the demise of both Princeton and Facebook....

      and air !!

  17. Brand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is it Perri-Air?

  18. Die already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Fuck Facebook.

  19. Obligatory XKCD by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    http://xkcd.com/605/

    Only extrapolate in the opposite direction.

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    1. Re:Obligatory XKCD by teslar · · Score: 1

      Better xkcd - at least this also uses data collected from Google.

  20. It's not the same. by xvan · · Score: 2

    Facebook's reply was even really stupid.

    Princenton article proposed a 'virus' model that fitted pretty well to Facebook growth and current decline, and made a prediction based on that, ignoring some social parameters, and made a prediction.

    Facebook's article is just extrapolating, and not being a virtual entity, the virtual presence of Princenton might not be an equally good indicator.

  21. Re:Why not both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not Zoidberg?

  22. Gramps says no by paiute · · Score: 4, Funny

    The difference being that one is proud if their grandfather went to Princeton and horrified if their grandfather is friending them on Facebook.

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  23. Re:Playing with fire, Mr Zuckerberg by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    Assuming an even distribution of Americas most powerful anti-Semites across the US and across US universities, that conclusion is logically correct.

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  24. but by superwiz · · Score: 1

    Princeton has a longer history of being resilient and adapting to changing times.

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  25. Yeah right! by godxile · · Score: 1

    There is no way in hell they're going to lose 500 million users by 2017, hell not even NSA could accomplish that.

  26. Princeton and Facebook will both cease to exist by davidwr · · Score: 1

    It's just a matter of when. Perhaps long after I die, perhaps even later.

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  27. By 2021... by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

    Facebook will be a Somalian-owned brand of cheap electronics.

  28. Booo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Screw Facebook. All they do is kill the minds of the current generation. Facebook should die an an entity.

  29. Too bad I didn't see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad I didn't see the link.

    You see, I've added *.facebook.com and *.fbcdn.com to my AdBlock. It makes web surfing so much better!

  30. I'm half out the door by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm currently weighing the the value of staying with the site. I've decided to not use it for 30 days and evaluate whether I'm interested in staying at the end. On the one hand, I see the content as vain, repetitive, and uninteresting. On the other, without facebook I would lose contact with a lot of people permanently, old friends, cousins, etc. Some on /. will say just use email to keep contact. For one thing, I don't have proper email addresses for every facebook friend and it could be awkward to ask for them. It's also nice that being aware of the goings on with some people's lives is mostly passive and voyeuristic on facebook.

    I think I could happily move on from FB without knowing what's going on in the lives of people I will likely never see again in person. The one thing that is nagging me though is the option to throw out beacons and organizing for help when necessary. For example, my brother broke his arm skiing on a trip to utah. He needed some help getting picked up from the airport and someone to help him with his bags. He sent out a message on facebook, and an old friend he hasn't seen in years volunteered. That's useful, and he would never have made that connection without FB.

  31. It means the same thing by Brannon · · Score: 2

    for all intensive purposes.

    1. Re:It means the same thing by Zmobie · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, pacifically?

    2. Re:It means the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It is NOT "intensive purposes"

      The correct phrase is "for all INTENTS and PURPOSES".

      You may not know this, or perhaps you have been mis-hearing the phrase all these years, but consider yourself informed.

    3. Re:It means the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Irregardless of his meaning, he did have a pacific porpoise.

    4. Re:It means the same thing by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      And now we'll get a bunch of pointless replies with incorrect words and phrases.

      Intensive purposes, irregardless, ekcetera

    5. Re:It means the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was obviously joking. I've never in my life heard even the dumbest English speaking human say "all intensive purposes". What the fuck would that even mean?

    6. Re:It means the same thing by jakimfett · · Score: 1

      But only because it makes the grammar nazis upset.

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    7. Re: It means the same thing by drcheap · · Score: 1

      SWOOSH!

    8. Re:It means the same thing by TCiecka · · Score: 2

      I approve of this thread.
      Carry on!

  32. Facebook IS different by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    What i would like to know is what separates Facebook from AOL, Myspace, AIM, ICQ, BBS etc that came and went.

    Facebook is more integrated into the rest of the web than all those other things.

    None of the things you just mentioned, had millions of other sites embedding "like buttons" which give free intelligence to them whenever someone loads that other site's pages. Facebook, Google [Analytics], AddThis, and a few other things (Comscore and Quantcast) do something sort of similar (but at greater cost to themselves). I don't remember seeing AOL/MySpace/AIM/ICQ play that game. Go ahead, tell me what script or iframe tag MySpace (or AOL, ha!) ever got some other site to serve to all their users.

    AOL and MySpace never (AFAIK) ran an OpenID server, or if they did, they convinced hardly anyone to use it. Facebook did that, except went a step further and did their own protocol instead of OpenID, and lots of sites use it. Look at the "sign in with" part of this page and tell me you see AOL or MySpace. The four (and only four) companies you see there, fucked the users by deviating from standards, and as their reward they get an explicit mention/branding instead of a generic enter-your-openid-URL blank. (If this ain't proof that Evil Is Basically A Good Idea, then I don't know what is. But that's beside the point.)

    Do you remember ever seeing other sites show free ads to users, for MySpace or AOL, and where the webmasters thought it was basically a good/sane idea in their self interest? I can think of lots of sites I visit, where that site says "follow us on Facebook" complete with a link to Facebook. Facebook pays $0.00000000 CPM for this ad. It's a dumb ad too, since if you follow the link, you just see a scaled down abbreviated version of that site's own content and links back to that site. (Well, that plus some additional ads that Facebook got paid to run -- and where some of those ads, might even be for competitors to site you came from!)

    If in 1997 you told you something like that could possibly exist, I would have laughed in your face. I still do laugh in your face in 2014 over the same thing, but it's a laugh of madness, drowned in the cacophony of a world gone mad.

    Facebook is a bad site (there's no reason you should ever point your browser there), but on the other hand, they were brilliantly clever compared to all that came before them, in terms of getting value out of other sites. When Site X becomes the next big thing, there's a reasonably good chance that every pageload they acquire, will also help Facebook a little. Can you say MySpace was ever in such a position? Ever heard of dialup BBS that gained free data, sent from the user's computer, whenever a user picked any menu option on any of a few million other BBSes? Did you ever go to any site, where if you had firewalled off ICQ's servers, that other unrelated site wasn't able to offer all its usual interactivity?

    Facebook is a totally different beast than MySpace, with basically nothing in common with it. MySpace was just some website that was popular for a while. Facebook is Shub-Internet.

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    1. Re:Facebook IS different by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      Those 'like' buttons are a couple lines of HTML to put on your site. And sites have developed a lot of them (I think some news sites load about 6-7 different ones each time?).

      They're not "Facebook". They're just a feature of Web 2.0 - and highly replaceable.

      The mistake you're making is that those buttons are leading to some type of competitive advantage to Facebook, when all the actual financial data shows it's not - Facebook might have tons of user demographics, but it isn't meaningfully translating to fiscal outcomes and I'd put big questions over their ability to advertise effectively - my yardstick for this has become "will they ever not show you an ad, if they don't think it's relevant?". For Facebook this is still no - for Google search ads it's a little bit yet (the 'featured result' ads don't always appear).

    2. Re:Facebook IS different by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Oh, how I wish for modpoints!

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    3. Re:Facebook IS different by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      the integration with everything is the key. right now, if i want to share anything interesting/useful on the web with a friend, or a group of friends, fb is the best way to do that. whether i am on my phone, my tablet, or my laptop, i can share stuff easily and quickly, and i can be sure that my friends get the message as soon as they glance at their phone, laptop, anything connected to the web. g+ does this, but fuck g+ because its just a copy.
      the only danger i see to this maybe from apps like whatsapp and viber, etc. they are better than facebook on the phone, and get the job done as efficiently, if not more. for pc, fb still remains king. fb could probably make a full-fledged phone messaging app that works as well as whatsapp, and doom whatsapp to oblivion. but i don't think anybody at fb realizes this.

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  33. Ad Hominem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you don't like a scholarly article, attack the scholar! Little could more clearly demonstrate a total lack of maturity and foresight on the part of FB execs, which are two key traits they will need to avoid the Princeton prediction.

    1. Re:Ad Hominem by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      They don't attack the scholar. They don't say anything negative about Princeton or or even name the authors. Facebook doesn't believe Princeton is going to lose students. That isn't thier argument. The example is used to show the logic is flawed. They attact the logic made in the argument. That isn't Ad Hominem at all.

  34. Anon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they could care less of ad targeting when the businesses that have pages have to pay to distribute their content to all of their followers. That's the real catch... even though you have 100 000 followers, you posts will only get shown to a fraction of those. Want to show it to all of them without having people "like" the post? Pay up...

    Google/YouTube's business model is centered around what you are suggesting.

  35. So, I guess Princeton hit pretty close to the mark by neo-mkrey · · Score: 2

    to get Facebook so riled up.

  36. Facebook is not going to die... by bayankaran · · Score: 0

    Whether useful or not, or evil or not, Facebook is a technically solid platform and they have created an ecosystem around its content. Its far far more advanced than MySpace (which I believe was some sort of band-aid using ColdFusion), its like Google compared to Yahoo.
    The sophistication of Facebook I see whenever I buy ads on the site...I can pinpoint ads to a narrow user-base, and this will be more on the spot than Google AdWords/AdSense.
    Facebook is a decent platform for a group discussion or following a specific topic and so on. I agree 99% of the content is someone's children's stupid photos.
    And Facebook is needed to counter Google. Else Google will be the only evil corporation, you need more evil corporations battling each other so that they will leave the proletariat in peace.
    Will Facebook die? Probably not as its useful. But it may not be worth the crazy valuations and inflated stock prices.

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  37. All things come to an end by stevez67 · · Score: 1

    Just look at any communications technology from the early to mid 20th century that was the "cutting edge" of the day but now is the technology dinosaur. For example pony express/snail mail - telegraph - telephone - fax - email - social media. Think it will end? Hardly.

  38. Favorite Aggie joke by orgelspieler · · Score: 1
    Q: What do you call an Aggie in five years?

    A: Boss.

  39. Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They may both be right (let's hope)

  40. Post-Scarcity Princeton as a future adaptation? by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 0

    So true. See also by me from 2008: http://www.pdfernhout.net/post...
    "Wikipedia. GNU/Linux. WordNet. Google. These things were not on the visible horizon to most of us even as little as twenty years ago. Now they have remade huge aspects of how we live. Are these free-to-the-user informational products and services all there is to be on the internet or are they the tip of a metaphorical iceberg of free stuff and free services that is heading our way? Or even, via projects like the RepRap 3D printer under development, are free physical objects someday heading into our homes? If a "post-scarcity" iceberg is coming, are our older scarcity-oriented social institutions prepared to survive it? Or like the Titanic, will these social institutions sink once the full force of the iceberg contacts them? And will they start taking on water even if just dinged by little chunks of sea ice like the cheap $100 laptops that are ahead of the main iceberg? ... We are witnessing a historic end to scarcity of many things (maybe not all, but enough to be a new global Renaissance). But is Princeton University helping prepare either students or the rest of society for these changes? Or is it instead an institution under stress, crashing into these trends instead of moving with them? Or is it perhaps conflicted in how it sees itself and its future, and so trying to do both these conflicting approaches at once? :-) ...
    What can PU do down the road to help assure any future similar prospective's parents or guardians that PU helps such students sort through all their dreams and ethics to set priorities, and to help them see what makes sense for a humane world and a happy life, and what does not? What sort of skills can PU help someone like that learn to be an even better collaborator on free projects? As happened with Linus Torvalds in Finland, how can PU help ethics and poetry come together with science and engineering in such a young person's life? ...
    Rather than move books into a new "Lewis Science Library" (as if even just today's usual prospectives would care about that in the internet age with Google Books and so forth accessible from their dorm desktops or from networked laptops anywhere), the building could be renamed the "Lewis Center for Post-Scarcity Studies and Economic Transcendence". ...
    All the books over 20 years old slated to be moved there could be digitized and served to the world, with the originals shipped to an English speaking poor place like New Delhi, India to be given away for free. When Princeton gets sued for this, the alumni lawyers could rally to its defense, either winning in court or changing the copyright laws. Then *all* the books at PU could be digitized, served to the world, and shipped for "disposal" to India, perhaps with notarized copies of original cover pages kept in a vault somewhere as proof of purchase, and the books stamped "intended for disposal; may not be resold, only given away". The URL where the book can be found at princeton.edu should also be stamped onto the inside cover. (Obviously "rare" books might be excepted from being shipped to India, and now there would be a lot more space for more of them.) The space freed in Firestone could be converted to indoor squash courts as well as office and lab space for free projects. When PU gets sued again for making its whole collection available to the public for free, tap into the alumni lawyer network to deal with it, or even tap into the endowment to solve this some way with money which would soon be near worthless anyway as more and more of the economy goes free.
    The university could free all the patents and copyrights it controls, as well as make new contracts for faculty, staff, and students, that all published work done using university resources must be freely licensed. ...

    --
    A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
  41. Words change meaning over time. by Brannon · · Score: 2

    Irregardless of the origins of the phrase, it is perfectly reasonable to say "for all intensive purposes".

  42. Reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of something I once saw this written on a wall at Ga Tech:
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche
    "Nietzsche is dead" - God

  43. Princeton on display :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not like, nor use, Facebook, but I can't help enjoying the fact that Princeton, that establishment whose elitist status is often wrongly conflated with academic excellence, has egg on its face for what is a display of major incompetence in what is really high school statistics.

  44. Funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She doesn't look Druish.

  45. True AI will destroy all social media networks and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    send humans running in terror back to direct interaction with other humans.

  46. There's nothing to say by DarrylKegger · · Score: 1

    they can't both be correct.

    1. Re:There's nothing to say by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      actually, if the methodology is correct, they both ARE correct.

      --
      Wealth is the gift that keeps on giving.
  47. Re:Anon Facebook Monetizes everybody by bbsalem · · Score: 1

    So, everybody is an advertiser on Facebook. Businesses pay to target you with ads, but users pay to get their posts promoted, and as the video suggests, Facebook manipulates what your followers see so that you are induced to pay Facebook to get attention from your friends.

    I have already seen direct evidence that people in my modest circle of friends do not see everything I post, but it didn't occur to me that Facebook is actively manipulating that until I saw that video.

    How soon can it be before everybody wises up that their regard for their friends on Facebook is shaped by an unseen hand and that relationships are at risk because of it? When that realization becomes the perception that one should not use Facebook to contact family and friends, that it is dangerous to risk relationships on Facebook, the exodus from it will begin. It is a dangerous game that Facebook plays because people change their habits on perceptions and if more and more come to the realization that it is not fair, they will leave. They will leave even sooner if people's News Feed becomes crowded with spam, and Facebook doesn't have very much leeway before that tips. This year they are introducing auto-running video ads. If they don't do this right, they could piss off lots of people and they will leave even sooner. I think that Facebook's position is for Facebook to lose with any number of missteps. I'll go with the Princeton result and as much as the Face Book was originally a paper dossier for dorm life at Harvard and a way to be hung by your own petard. How it is Facebook's turn.

  48. Depends on the weather by tepples · · Score: 1

    If someone rides a bike in summer and the bus in winter, does that make him rich or not rich?

  49. Greeks on a student visa by tepples · · Score: 1

    no one at Princeton knows Greek anymore

    I don't understand how Rose-Hulman can get someone from Greece on a student visa but Princeton can't.

  50. I just drank a fifth of vodka; dare me to drive? by tepples · · Score: 1

    That doesn't mean I don't end up remembering a few, like some 4 liters in a gallon.

    Especially when a "fifth" of liquor (750 mL) is so called because it's so close to one-fifth of a gallon.