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Facebook Mocks 'Infection' Study, Predicts Princeton's Demise

Okian Warrior writes "In a followup to the earlier story about Princeton researchers predicting the end of Facebook by 2017, Facebook has struck back with a post using similar statistical techniques to predict that Princeton itself may be facing irreversible decline. By using similar methods ('likes', mentions in scholarly papers, Google searches) Facebook has created graphs that indicate Princeton is losing ground compared with its rivals and may have no students at all by 2021."

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  1. Atleast.. by durrr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Princeton will have the last laugh as facebook will be dead before it.

    1. Re:Atleast.. by BreakBad · · Score: 2

      There are no winners in a war. In this case... YAY!

    2. Re:Atleast.. by McGruber · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In the long run we are all dead. - John Maynard Keynes

    3. Re:Atleast.. by lsatenstein · · Score: 2

      Princeton will have the last laugh as facebook will be dead before it.

      I am not sure of that. The USA trend is to ship good jobs offshore, and keep the service jobs. Service jobs are low paying.
      If tuition is beyon the abilities of the low paying earners, who will attend. If Princton hit 75% occupency, they probably going to lose money. And the much lower tuition costs of non-USA universities means that there will be a substantial brain-drain, compounding the problem.

      Montreal Canada student rentals are about $1000, sharable for two or three students. Foreign fees are about 12-14K/year, (7k/semester), and our universities compare with UCLA, Stanford, MIT, and all the IVY league names. Students who come here, pickup a French boy/girl friend, and a second language, enjoyment with a city that has great schools and great reasonable cost cuisine.
      Enroll in a European University, (if you have the marks), and here again, you will not have to mortgage your life with Education debt.

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  2. Pseudoscience by Notabadguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Turn about is fair play sir!

    1. Re: Pseudoscience by Jade_Wayfarer · · Score: 4, Funny

      He probably meant "Rip what you sew".

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    2. Re: Pseudoscience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Their, their. I'm pretty sure the GP's "error" was sewn into there comment on porpoise.

  3. At least Princeton... by rodrigoandrade · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Offers good value for the time and money you spend there.

    1. Re:At least Princeton... by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The kids that go to Princeton would probably do just fine in life no matter where they go.

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    2. Re:At least Princeton... by kilfarsnar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I worked with a Princeton grad. He said the valedictorian speech was in Greek, but since no one at Princeton knows Greek anymore the student programs had it translated complete with notations as to where to clap and laugh at jokes. For this his dad paid Ivy league tuition. It aptly shows what said Ivy League education actually is, an overpriced sham.

      BTW, I am an A&M grad who was his boss and flogged him at chess.

      You don't go to an Ivy League school for the education. You go for the contacts, networking and prestige. It's not about what you learn at Princeton, but whom you meet.

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    3. Re:At least Princeton... by kilgortrout · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The big three Ivies, Harvard, Princeton and Yale, have unbelievably huge endowments. Harvard leads with $40 billion, and Yale and Princeton have about $20 billion endowments each. As a result, they can afford to offer very generous need based financial aid. In fact, the only financial aid available from the Ivies is need based. If the family makes under about $75K, the student gets a free ride; that's tuition, books and room & board. The financial aid awards go down on a graduated scale based on income and don't cut out until family income is in the $250K range. They appear to intentionally peg it so for a middle to upper middle class family the financial aid award is large enough to make going to the Ivy slightly more affordable than going to an in state public university.

    4. Re:At least Princeton... by powerlord · · Score: 2

      Considering the Princeton grad was working for the A&M grad, I'm not sure the contacts and networking were working out as he expected.

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    5. Re:At least Princeton... by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      It's definitely gone up, but I just checked and the undergrad rate is still under 4%.

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    6. Re:At least Princeton... by tftp · · Score: 2

      Considering the Princeton grad was working for the A&M grad, I'm not sure the contacts and networking were working out as he expected.

      It cannot be determined without knowing more. For example, the Princeton grad could be 23 years old and new to the company, whereas the A&M grad could be 60 years old and own the company.

  4. Actually... by Notabadguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The best part of Facebook's article is where they use identical research methodology to prove that there will be no air left by 2060.

    I predict an immediate rush on all stockpiles of canned air!

  5. This just in by Mdk754 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can make numbers look however you like in a study, who knew?

  6. Bets are open by vikingpower · · Score: 2

    10 : 1 that Princeton wins. Bookie can be contacted over my email .

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  7. That was quick... by toxickitty · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Funny how quick they replied to this study, feeling a bit nervous facebook?

    1. Re:That was quick... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Funny how quick they replied to this study, feeling a bit nervous facebook?

      Probably less nervous about Princeton's analysis than Wallstreet's, which shows the same thing. It's hard for any business to lose 20% of it's main demographic. When your main revenue stream is online ads and young people are the primary target of those ads, and studies show that once they leave, they are unlikely to return, it doesn't speak well for the future.

      Does that mean FB will go out of business? That's up to them. Tech companies have to keep re-inventing themselves to stay relevant.

  8. Brilliant Response by thoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a brilliant way to respond to the Princeton study - the correct way - rather than issue a press release denouncing it, or whine about it some other way.

    Instead, use the study's own methodology against them to show other ridiculous conclusions. What are the academics at Princeton going to do, say "oh wait the original methods are bullshit". Anything they say against just weakens their original paper/study.

    1. Re:Brilliant Response by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is a brilliant way to respond to the Princeton study - the correct way - rather than issue a press release denouncing it, or whine about it some other way.

      Instead, use the study's own methodology against them to show other ridiculous conclusions. What are the academics at Princeton going to do, say "oh wait the original methods are bullshit". Anything they say against just weakens their original paper/study.

      Maybe if Zuckerberg had finished his studies at Harvard, he would realize that an internet company and a university have two totally different business models and the analysis methods for one do not translate to the other.

    2. Re:Brilliant Response by abies · · Score: 2

      True. Which doesn't mean that ones used in both "studies" are valid for Facebook and invalid for Princeton. They might as well invalid for both. Or, which would be even more funny, applicable to universities, but not to internet portals.

    3. Re:Brilliant Response by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      True. Which doesn't mean that ones used in both "studies" are valid for Facebook and invalid for Princeton. They might as well invalid for both. Or, which would be even more funny, applicable to universities, but not to internet portals.

      That might be true, but FB didn't attempt to show the study was invalid. Instead they tried to discredit it with a straw man argument.

    4. Re:Brilliant Response by Salgat · · Score: 2

      I dunno, it sounds a bit childish. The fact that they took this so seriously and devoted resources to this also shows they have a strong concern about losing users, as if that is a real possibility.

    5. Re:Brilliant Response by Nemyst · · Score: 2

      Or, perhaps, modelling a university's attendance after a virus (using likes of all things) isn't anywhere near as logical as modelling a social website's traffic? I've not heard of much of a correlation between likes and university popularity, but there's a pretty good link between the number of Google searches and a website's traffic.

      To me this sounds a lot more of a tit-for-tat response than anything that'd "weaken" the original paper. I'm not saying the original paper's conclusions are that great, but facebook's "rebuttal" is just a mocking joke at best.

  9. What will replace Facebook? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While I can certainly see Facebook fading away, the problem with the Princeton study is that an essential assumption was that since Facebook is the successor to Myspace the data regarding Myspace's rise and fall can be extrapolated to Facebook (using the resemblance of Myspace's rise and fall to certain other phenomena). The problem with this assumption is that Myspace's fall was a result of Facebook existing as its successor. Currently there is no "successor" to Facebook which fills the same niche as Facebook, Myspace, and Friendster filled.
    I am not arguing that Facebook will not fall in the same way that Myspace did. I am just arguing that we do not have the data to make the case. Accurately predicting the fall of Facebook is a matter of "art", not of science and most of those doing so are expressing an opinion based on a WAG (and perhaps on what they hope will happen). Myspace and Friendster were fads. Facebook started as a fad, Myspace and Friendster faded away when they lost their novelty and were replaced by the next fad. However, Facebook has survived past the fad stage. I will repeat that just because Facebook has survived past the fad stage that does not mean that it will last.

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    1. Re:What will replace Facebook? by ericloewe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm not sure it's passed the fad stage.

      That is probably true for the traditional social network audience (kids), however, Facebook has a very large user base that arrived more recently and has a greater tendency towards inertia.

      As I've said before, I have no doubt Facebook will somehow disappear. I'm just not sure how.

      Myspace-esque replacement with something else?
      A new overarching medium to replace social networks?
      Some scandal that will drive users (and/or advertisers directly) away, making it less interesting for advertisers?
      Will it morph into something completely different, keeping essentially just the name?
      Will the process drag on for years?
      What will happen to everything that ties into Facebook today? We're talking about phones whose OSes integrate some Facebook stuff, appliances that integrate with facebook, websites that use facebook for authentication...

      Or, of course, Facebook might live forever, but that is not what I'd bet on.

      I'm not going to group Facebook with companies like IBM or General Electric. The former is absolutely dependant on the whims of millions of people. The latter two only have to sell (and support in exchange for big bucks) expensive items to businesses, instead of relying on advertising.

  10. The difference is... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The difference is that Princeton hasn't seen major declines (in the millions) of its primary demographic group. FB is funded both directly and indirectly by advertising/marketers. If the demographic for FB shifts elsewhere, so will the revenue stream. Princeton's funding is more diverse coming from tuition/fees, grants and contributions/bequests. Unless there is a scandal, it is unlikely that those sources will change.

    In addition, the competition of universities is pretty fixed. It is extremely expensive to start a new one (and get accredited). FB, on the other hand, well, it wasn't too long ago that Myspace was the king of the hill and FB was the challenger.

  11. Good by StripedCow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Facebook has used the same techniques as Princeton, and as such we can conclude that they approve of these techniques, and find them useful analytical instruments.

    The only conclusion we can draw from this is the demise of both Princeton and Facebook.

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  12. Brand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is it Perri-Air?

  13. It's not the same. by xvan · · Score: 2

    Facebook's reply was even really stupid.

    Princenton article proposed a 'virus' model that fitted pretty well to Facebook growth and current decline, and made a prediction based on that, ignoring some social parameters, and made a prediction.

    Facebook's article is just extrapolating, and not being a virtual entity, the virtual presence of Princenton might not be an equally good indicator.

  14. Gramps says no by paiute · · Score: 4, Funny

    The difference being that one is proud if their grandfather went to Princeton and horrified if their grandfather is friending them on Facebook.

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  15. It means the same thing by Brannon · · Score: 2

    for all intensive purposes.

    1. Re:It means the same thing by TCiecka · · Score: 2

      I approve of this thread.
      Carry on!

  16. Facebook IS different by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    What i would like to know is what separates Facebook from AOL, Myspace, AIM, ICQ, BBS etc that came and went.

    Facebook is more integrated into the rest of the web than all those other things.

    None of the things you just mentioned, had millions of other sites embedding "like buttons" which give free intelligence to them whenever someone loads that other site's pages. Facebook, Google [Analytics], AddThis, and a few other things (Comscore and Quantcast) do something sort of similar (but at greater cost to themselves). I don't remember seeing AOL/MySpace/AIM/ICQ play that game. Go ahead, tell me what script or iframe tag MySpace (or AOL, ha!) ever got some other site to serve to all their users.

    AOL and MySpace never (AFAIK) ran an OpenID server, or if they did, they convinced hardly anyone to use it. Facebook did that, except went a step further and did their own protocol instead of OpenID, and lots of sites use it. Look at the "sign in with" part of this page and tell me you see AOL or MySpace. The four (and only four) companies you see there, fucked the users by deviating from standards, and as their reward they get an explicit mention/branding instead of a generic enter-your-openid-URL blank. (If this ain't proof that Evil Is Basically A Good Idea, then I don't know what is. But that's beside the point.)

    Do you remember ever seeing other sites show free ads to users, for MySpace or AOL, and where the webmasters thought it was basically a good/sane idea in their self interest? I can think of lots of sites I visit, where that site says "follow us on Facebook" complete with a link to Facebook. Facebook pays $0.00000000 CPM for this ad. It's a dumb ad too, since if you follow the link, you just see a scaled down abbreviated version of that site's own content and links back to that site. (Well, that plus some additional ads that Facebook got paid to run -- and where some of those ads, might even be for competitors to site you came from!)

    If in 1997 you told you something like that could possibly exist, I would have laughed in your face. I still do laugh in your face in 2014 over the same thing, but it's a laugh of madness, drowned in the cacophony of a world gone mad.

    Facebook is a bad site (there's no reason you should ever point your browser there), but on the other hand, they were brilliantly clever compared to all that came before them, in terms of getting value out of other sites. When Site X becomes the next big thing, there's a reasonably good chance that every pageload they acquire, will also help Facebook a little. Can you say MySpace was ever in such a position? Ever heard of dialup BBS that gained free data, sent from the user's computer, whenever a user picked any menu option on any of a few million other BBSes? Did you ever go to any site, where if you had firewalled off ICQ's servers, that other unrelated site wasn't able to offer all its usual interactivity?

    Facebook is a totally different beast than MySpace, with basically nothing in common with it. MySpace was just some website that was popular for a while. Facebook is Shub-Internet.

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  17. So, I guess Princeton hit pretty close to the mark by neo-mkrey · · Score: 2

    to get Facebook so riled up.

  18. Words change meaning over time. by Brannon · · Score: 2

    Irregardless of the origins of the phrase, it is perfectly reasonable to say "for all intensive purposes".