Stephen Hawking: 'There Are No Black Holes'
ananyo writes "Stephen Hawking has proposed a new solution to the black-hole firewall paradox, which has been vexing physicists for almost two years. The paradox troubles physicists because if the firewall scenario is correct, Einstein's general theory of relativity is flouted. But the classical theory black hole cannot be reconciled to the quantum mechanical prediction that energy and information can escape from a black hole. Now Hawking has proposed a tantalizingly simple solution to the paradox which allows both quantum mechanics and general relativity to remain intact — black holes simply do not have an event horizon to catch fire. The key to his claim is that quantum effects around the black hole cause spacetime to fluctuate too wildly for a sharp boundary surface to exist. As Hawking writes in his paper, 'The absence of event horizons mean that there are no black holes — in the sense of regimes from which light can't escape to infinity.'"
Hawking: ...this means, in a sense, that there are no black holes. Only what I call "Hawking surfaces".
Layman: Does this mean it's possible to travel faster than the speed of light?
Hawking: Sure, why not.
Do not try to reconcile the event horizon. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth. There is no black hole.
That's it, science has failed once again. I'm going back to christianity.
lol
Data from the satellite orbiting Uranus confirms that the hole is, in fact, brown-ish
This suggests that this may be a testale consequence of certain string theories if one could observe a black hole under the right conditions and see that it only was pretending to be a black hole.
"Ok, you caught me, my mother is white, I'm a mulatto hole."
Now we need another world-famous scientist to publish a paper claiming that there is no such thing as "leveraging our core competencies to provide added value to our internal and external customers within the new paradigms posed by cloud services" and I can die a happy man!
No, at least according to Occam's browser plugin which states that any scientific theory first proposed in the comment section of a website is probably complete crap.
I browse on +1 so AC's need not respond, I won't see it.
- Black Hole
If you add the mass of the egos of those on slashdot, that solves the whole galaxy missing mass problem.