Startup Out of MIT Promises Digital Afterlife — Just Hand Over Your Data
v3rgEz writes "A new startup out of MIT offers early adopters a chance at the afterlife, of sorts: It promises to build an AI representation of the dearly departed based on chat logs, email, Facebook, and other digital exhaust generated over the years. "Eterni.me generates a virtual YOU, an avatar that emulates your personality and can interact with, and offer information and advice to your family and friends after you pass away," the team promises. But can a chat bot plus big data really produce anything beyond a creepy, awkward facsimile?"
But can a chat bot plus big data really produce anything beyond a creepy, awkward facsimile?"
No, it cannot. Once you're dead, you're dead. Game over.
Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
Reporting for duty.
"Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast."
Holy balls that is creepy. At best, this would really weird people out who knew the dearly departed. At worst, it would provide a hook for traumatized loved ones to avoid dealing with the grief and get increasingly bottled up in a fantasy world.
It is difficult for me to imagine ways in which this would be a good thing.
You're right. Channel 4 (UK) Black Mirror - Episode 1: "Martha and Ash are a young couple who move to a remote cottage. The day after the move, Ash is killed, returning the hire van. At the funeral, Martha's friend Sarah tells her about a new service that lets people stay in touch with the deceased. By using all his past online communications and social media profiles, a new 'Ash' can be created. Martha is disgusted by the concept but then in a confused and lonely state she decides to talk to 'him'..." Definitively worth watching.
Can I get this before I die? I hate talking with people sometimes.
Even if these guys could make an AI algorithm that is 100% accurate if given the correct input, internet posts are not the best seed data. People tend to be dicks on the internet. I'm pretty sure most people would not like to interact with the online versions of their departed loved ones.
From the Max Headroom episode Deities.
Tell me more about can a chat bot plus big data really produce anything beyond a creepy, awkward facsimile?
Mind the Gap
Caprica. Watch it. Doesn't end well.
So I'm dead. Why do I care about this? And why would I choose to spend money on it now?
And what if I want to retain my own intellectual property when I'm dead? Can I install a web-server in my tomb-stone to host this thing?
Oh wait, there is no tomb-stone -- again, because I'm dead so why would I want one?
Hey look! It's another service to rape and impoverish people who have zero self-esteem in the first place!
Don't worry. You can suck in this life. In your afterlife, you'll be wise and useful.
Hey look! It's another religious promise!
Last I checked, a facsimile after death is called a zombie.
This is the basis of S02E01 of "Black Mirror"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L...
The episode did a pretty good representation of the idea, showing things that the the dearly departed's avatar would know and not know based on their chat and email history.
Really reminds me of that moment where harry potter talks to his loved ones before going to die in the woods (sorry for crappy ref, i'm not a huge potter buf). He isnt really experiencing something new with them hes just talking with them and they are giving him reassurance.
On the surface of course this sounds creepy, but its amazing how easy it is to comfort that "human" side of your brain. In a similar manner this would provide someone pretty much the same thing. You know, kinda like, if it sounds like joe, acts like joe, says something i think joe might say, then you can probably be reconnected in that small way, relieving your pain in a small way.
I think anything that has the potential to ease suffering probably has a future.
Not even a robot will want to want C-SPAN
`How you doing, Dixie?'
`I'm dead, Case. Got enough time in on this Hosaka to
figure that one.'
`How's it feel?'
`It doesn't.'
`Bother you?'
`What bothers me is, nothin'~ does.'
`How's that?'
`Had me this buddy in the Russian camp, Siberia, his thumb
was frostbit. Medics came by and they cut it off. Month later
he's tossin'~ all night. Elroy, I said, what's eatin'~ you? Goddam
thumb's itchin'~, he says. So I told him, scratch it. McCoy, he
says, it's the _other_ goddam thumb.' When the construct laughed,
it came through as something else, not laughter, but a stab of
cold down Case's spine. `Do me a favor, boy.'
`What's that, Dix?'
`This scam of yours, when it's over, you erase this goddam
thing.'
-Neuromancer
I'm sorry. My responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.
I don't know, "creepy" and "awkward" gets you 97% there for most of this audience.
Let's say that the best case scenario happens and they're actually able to do this. You've now got chat bots functioning as long-dead people chatting away with living people. So far so good. Of course, the technology to do this would be impressive and would attract the attention of "the big boys." How long before they get bought out by Facebook or Google (or some other company)? How much longer after that until the chat bots get monetized? Perhaps by increasing the likelihood that a chat bot would mention a specific brand name instead of a general product that the formerly living person was interested in or perhaps by just blurting out random product callouts. Even if the monetization doesn't happen, how long until the entire project is folded into some other group and the chat bots get shut down for good?
Even if they manage to do this, I don't see this lasting for long enough for many of the participants to actually die and be "resurrected" as chat bots.
My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
Well, at least they can recreate the readership of /.
Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
The "avatars" in the Alex Benedict series.
General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
This is, of course, utter nonsense. Not only is technology not advanced enough to do anything like this, the data required is unsuitable for the task for any but the most shallow individuals.
That even a nearly perfect simulacrum would not be you is obvious.
Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
I seem to recall a similar situation when someone tried creating such an avatar back on Caprica.
The cow says "Moo." The dog says "Woof." The Timothy says "Thanks, valued customer. We appreciate your input."
Entire series.
The cow says "Moo." The dog says "Woof." The Timothy says "Thanks, valued customer. We appreciate your input."
1. Sell empty promises now.
2. Wait for your "customers" to die.
3. No 'Profit!' because you bolted with the money during Step 2.
Look for them to avoid any preview of the avatar,
Bent, folded, spindled, and mutilated.
Do you trust any company with all the data it would take to train the AI? Do you trust the employees of that company not to read your emails and online posts and use it against you before you die? Do you trust their servers not to get hacked resulting in massive identity theft?
I just think this is sad. When I become worm food I hope people find solace in their memories of me, the good times we had together, the adventures we went on. My life is defined by what I do in meatspace, not what digital excrement is left over in cyberspace. So many people are living more and more of their lives online, if your legacy is chat logs and facebook posts god dammit did you really live? Facebook isn't you, it is a digital representation of what you want other people to think you are
Or was I the only one that watched Caprica...
Great. The last thing I want is for the NSA to be spying on my virtual avatar self. He's probably out there in WoW planning some terrorist act.
An argument has been made (by both myself and others) that at least one slashdot user is a script already. Not necessarily an intelligent one, but a script nonetheless.
Does it bother you that an argument has been made (by both yourself and others) that at least one slashdot user is a script already?
"Slashdot - News and Chat Sites Deviant". (Click "homepage" link above for details).
"Honey? Your dad's on the phone again. He wants you to switch to a new insurance carrier, and hire someone to have the carpets cleaned."
Nope.
You can't even pass the Turing test yet, let alone represent a brain state digitally, and you want to recreate a person based on text data? This is to mind uploading what ELIZA is to artificial intelligence.
This is exactly what Ray Kurzweil wants to do with his father.
Does Ray Kurzweil's father have anything to say about this?
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
Pfft. Go back to the Max Headroom episode "Deities" in 1987.
Obviously a digital version is not as good as imprinting a clone with your life's history, but give cloning a few more decades ..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C...
Of course it can! Why the resistance? Human-level AI will exist by the time young people reading this are dead. Max Headroom: 20 Minutes Into The Future was, more or less, right.
How ironic that you should mention Max Headroom. Perhaps you forgot though that the episode where a company was doing exactly this was just a scam? They just used the deceased's image and had it parroting some phrases, essentially a really bad chat-bot, whereas they were advertising that they had made a perfect copy of them and were keeping them "alive" for a price.
btw: The Max Headroom AI was created by accident. The scientists at that time did not know how to make that level of AI on demand.
He is the best-documented human that ever lived, by his own decision. If they can get something out of his Chronofile, as a proof of concept, then it's interesting. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D...
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