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Super Bowl Ads: Worth the Price Or Waste of Time?

samzenpus writes "Every year companies are willing to dish out big bucks to reach tens of millions of consumers with their Super Bowl ads. With an average price tag of $4 million for a 30-second commercial, this year is no exception. We've seen: beer obsessed frogs, field goal kicking horses, celebrities drinking various beverages, explosions of all sizes, homages to 1984, and day trading babies in the past. Since talking about the commercials has become almost as popular as the game itself, here's a place to do just that. What have you liked and what do you think would have been better left on the cutting room floor."

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  1. Ads are toxic. by Snufu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The superbowl doesn't change that.

    1. Re:Ads are toxic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The NFL is toxic.

    2. Re:Ads are toxic. by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny
      What is this superbowl thing? I've seen a lot of references to it lately, but not a lot of explanation.

      From the online chatter, it seems to be a celebration of TV adverts and (junk?) food, so I assume the super bowl being referred to is an oversized container for fried chicken wings etc. Is that correct?

      I understand why the majority of Americans would be so wholeheartedly involved in such an event, but it seems a bit irresponsible to an outside observer. With all your obesity, diabetes and heart issues, I think it'd be better for your nation's health to steer these sort of events towards less sedentary pursuits.

      Why not include a healthy sporting event in the day's activities, for example?

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    3. Re:Ads are toxic. by epyT-R · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Originally, it was about football.. Now it's about rampant consumerism. Of course, europeans and aussies would know nothing about rabid obsession over soccer...

    4. Re:Ads are toxic. by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 3, Insightful

      aussies would know nothing about rabid obsession over soccer...

      Damn straight. World cup notwithstanding, soccer is a summer curiosity here, watched mainly by migrants from Europe and their grandchildren.

    5. Re:Ads are toxic. by Hamsterdan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, we do have curling in Canada

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    6. Re:Ads are toxic. by c0lo · · Score: 2

      the NFL is undoubtedly an awful organization that hates ...

      What's NFL, precious? Nerds for life, somehow?

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    7. Re:Ads are toxic. by Eskarel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Advertising is a way to let people who may be interested in purchasing your product or using your service that you exist, nothing more, nothing less. On a fundamental level, there's nothing wrong with it.

      There are certainly issues with some ads, in terms of the products they sell, the stereotypes they reinforce, and in some cases the veracity of the claims that they make(though outside political advertising regulation keeps that sort of thing largely in check. There can also be issues with the tools advertisers use to reach us and in some ways the degree to which they manipulate us, but that's not the same as saying "Ads are toxic".

      That kind of attitude is so pointlessly naive it's ridiculous. Are signs on shops toxic? Yellow pages advertisements? Websites for products or services? Review Sites? Slashdot Articles? All are a form of advertising.

    8. Re:Ads are toxic. by neiras · · Score: 2

      What is this superbowl thing? I've seen a lot of references to it lately, but not a lot of explanation.

      I for one welcome our superb owl overlords.

      Whooo! Whoo-whooo!

    9. Re:Ads are toxic. by Eskarel · · Score: 2

      They do that as well, but that's a particular type of advertising, not advertising as a whole.

      My point is that if you eliminated all advertising in the kind of idiotically naive way implied by the phrase "ads are toxic" you'd have no idea where to go to find someone who could provide you with a good or service, whether anyone else would provide you with a good or service, or any information about said good or service. Every piece of information you receive about a product that you didn't explicitly go and ask the vendor about is advertising and for that matter, a good deal of the information they provide you with when you explicitly ask is also advertising. Eliminating it not only idiotically naive it would actually make life worse as you'd pretty much only know about the local vendor of crap whose shop you happened to stumble upon.

    10. Re:Ads are toxic. by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Please stay on topic. We're discussing sports here.

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    11. Re:Ads are toxic. by camperdave · · Score: 2

      Ah yes! The race for the the Clavet Cup, named after Archie Clavet, the greatest curler ever to come out of Dog River. Some people say Archie Clavet could slide a cup of coffee down the length of the ice, draw it dead to the button without spilling a drop.

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    12. Re:Ads are toxic. by Eskarel · · Score: 2

      Banning adding sugar in any form to anything would essentially wipe out a huge number of foods, including a whole mess of relatively healthy traditional foods. Basically any desert is off the table, a whole variety of Asian foods, heck if you take "in any form" to its extreme you've just banned anything containing fruit or milk, as well as potatoes, any kind of grain, essentially you'd be left with meat and a few, though not many, vegetables.

      To be honest, I don't think any amount of regulation is going to help. We're simply wired to love fat and sugar, some of us more than others. Millions of dollars are spent trying to fight our instincts and for the most part its an epic failure. We're simply not going to be moving back to a substantially more active or time balanced lifestyle any time soon and we'll find crap to eat so long as crap is available, which unless we start regulating the caloric intake of every individual, it always will be.

      At this point I think our best hope is something scientific or medical that can either help us to better process our high fat high sugar diets or to control our cravings. In the last few years we're finally beginning to understand that it isn't just a matter of fat people being lazy or thin people being hard working, and that in a lot of cases, all the willpower in the world won't help you. I know it sounds like a cop out, but I honestly can't see any level of regulation which could possibly exist in our current legislative framework which could help. We're all time poor, and a lot of people are money poor too, we're not going to go back to living the kind of Mediterranean lifestyle which kept this sort of thing at bay in Southern Europe because we're not going back to a society where mothers don't work and have all day to cook that food, even if people still knew how. Fresh food is still expensive, even in areas where it's plentiful and local, preparing it is still reasonably difficult, and we still crave fat, sugar, and salt.

    13. Re:Ads are toxic. by tompaulco · · Score: 2

      you'd have no idea where to go to find someone who could provide you with a good or service, whether anyone else would provide you with a good or service, or any information about said good or service.

      Well, we have the internet, and reviews.If I am interested in a product, including whether or not it exists, I go to the internet and research what other people use and the pluses and minuses of various products.

      Every piece of information you receive about a product that you didn't explicitly go and ask the vendor about is advertising

      I would agree with that. I would also add "and therefore suspect". Of COURSE the vendor is going to say their product is better than their competitors and of COURSE they are going to say it is awesome. That is why you can't make your purchasing decision based on the vendor's advertisement. They are hoping you will, of course. Advertising is one thing I take into account when I look at a product. If they are spending a lot more on advertisement than a competitor, then it probably costs more to make up for the advertisement, or it doesn't perform as well so they have to give it more market exposure.

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    14. Re:Ads are toxic. by Eskarel · · Score: 2

      But everything does come and always has come filled with sugar. Sure we add some artificial stuff, but every single fruit and seed in all of creation is full of one form of sugar or another. Carbohydrates, complex and simple are everywhere in all our food, the few foods which aren't full of carbohydrates are full of fat. If you think there's any diet on earth where you can escape sugar and survive you're insane. Even vegans are exposed to large amounts of sugar. We love sugar and fat and salt, WE NEED THOSE THINGS TO SURVIVE, we are hard wired to like sweet things, to like fatty things and to like salty things. So, to one extent or another is every species of life on this planet. Yes fast food vendors have something to answer for, but get off your high horse and stop pretending it's just something we can legislate away. You and I and everyone else aren't addicted to sugar because the big bad fast food companies made us that way, we're addicted to sugar because our bodies are still the same as they were a million years ago and we're all of us, every single one of us, wired to scarf down sugar and fat. Some of us more so than others, but all of us to one degree or another.

    15. Re:Ads are toxic. by Eskarel · · Score: 2

      And how do you think the internet finds out about a product? Where does the seed for the great tree of pointless bitching which is your average review site come from? If I make the next video game, movie, car, and I'm not allowed to tell you about it, how do you know? How does anyone know? You have no idea how much of the information you get comes at least in part from advertising, even the review sites you go to are sponsored by it. Hell Slashdot, this website on which you and are I discussing this very issue is sponsored by advertisements.

      I'm not suggesting that we don't need some further regulation of advertisement, we almost certainly do. I am suggesting that the idea that all advertisement is evil and must be expunged is idiotic. We couldn't even if we wanted to and if we could it would make things far worse than they are now. Stop thinking in black and white, it never works. Things simply aren't all good, or all evil, not even the things you wish were. Proposing impossible things doesn't fix the world, proposing possible ones does. Suggest some advertising reform that could actually happen, find or start a group pushing that agenda, lobby the government, speak to your community, get their support(yes, that's advertising too), get things changed.

  2. Worth the Price Or Waste of Time? by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Neither: Waste of Money.

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    1. Re:Worth the Price Or Waste of Time? by zippthorne · · Score: 2

      Now that you've laughed about them, in a couple weeks you're going to forget about the "never buy" part and just remember the "felt strongly" part. Then when you're buying the products, the "brand you'll never buy" will be the brand you vaguely remember, so that's the one you'll put in the basket.

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  3. slashdot... by TitusGroan8856 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    slashdot news for nerds^H^H^H^H^H americans.

    1. Re:slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      slashdot news for nerds^H^H^H^H^H americans.

      I'm american and I don't watch the superbowl, neither do most people I know. The superbowl is the bread and circuses for the mindless sheep.

    2. Re:slashdot... by Andrewkov · · Score: 2

      I don't get it. Same thing here in Canada, people complain they don't see the same ads as shown in the US. I hate commercials, I change the channel or pick up my phone when the commercials come on. It blows my mind that people get excited about them.

    3. Re:slashdot... by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't get it. Same thing here in Canada, people complain they don't see the same ads as shown in the US. I hate commercials, I change the channel or pick up my phone when the commercials come on. It blows my mind that people get excited about them.

      That's because most ads are dull and boring and played to saturation.

      But when ads cost $4M per 30 second slot, it tends to bring out the most creative because it's costing a LOT of money to run the ad, so using it to run a plain jane ad is stupid because you can buy timeslots for 1/40th the price every other day of the week.

      So some of the best ads you see will be on during the superbowl, and that's it very few are run again, unless they're up for awards (in which case they have to run on regular TV).

      Plus, it's all about ratings. The C3 numbers for the superbowl are huge (Commercial+3), which is how ad prices are set. Neilsen sells those numbers so stations can set ad rates. The "public" numbers of L, L+SD, and L+7 are "given away" to show how popular a show is. The difference is that the C numbers subtract out the non-commercial content from the ratings (i.e., the programming).

      Sports is one of the highest rated shows on TV, and outside of sports, only TBBT really scores anything significant, but well short of sports. The superbowl pretty much feeds the idea - the sport brings in the audience which raises rates, the raised rates bring up the ante on what ads can do because no one wants to epend millions running the same old ad you can see everywhere else, so they run special ads. Which attracts more audience because the ads are new, novel and often only run that time.

      In fact, TV stations say they care about TV show piracy, but they really don't. Because the C3 numbers they buy don't include the programming. All it means is the ratings go down, the show gets less money and it's either make do or get cancelled.

      Or why they're more than happy to stream TV because the ads are unskippable.

    4. Re:slashdot... by coofercat · · Score: 2

      ...and yet, it could have been a nerd story, if only they'd have given up a bit of bias. I don't eat from the super bowl, but I'm lead to believe that Goldieblox advertised on it: http://techcrunch.com/2014/02/...

      Surely engineering/tech toys for girls *is* news for nerds? Why on earth would you run a story about advertising on the super bowl without mentioning it, not least because it didn't cost them millions to put on.

      #slashdotsucks

  4. Commercials by iamwhoiamtoday · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My take on Superbowl commercials is the exact same as the rest of the year. Namely, I avoid commercials wherever I can. Got rid of cable back in 2010, in favor of Netflix and other streaming options. Not looking back.

    1. Re:Commercials by GTRacer · · Score: 2

      You mean, like subscription TV service, aka, cable or satellite? I vaguely remember when our house got hooked up for cable about 30-ish years ago and the promise* then was that the cable-based channels would be mostly ad-free since we were paying up front. That lasted more or less 10-15 years I'd say (if you give networks a pass on promos for their own lineups).

      It's sad really. I want to cut the cord so badly but my wife hasn't been convinced yet. I need to build a slick PVR / HTPC thingy that handles streaming from the net seamlessly and will stream to our tabets / laptops etc. and maybe I can sell her on it...

      *Promise in the sense of idealized hope, not contractual term.

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    2. Re:Commercials by KingSkippus · · Score: 4, Informative

      You mean, like subscription TV service, aka, cable or satellite? I vaguely remember when our house got hooked up for cable about 30-ish years ago and the promise* then was that the cable-based channels would be mostly ad-free since we were paying up front. That lasted more or less 10-15 years I'd say (if you give networks a pass on promos for their own lineups).

      Then you're misremembering. There's a huge difference between ad-free networks being mostly on cable (the actual historical situation) and cable being mostly ad-free networks (how many people incorrectly remember the "good ol' days" of cable). Cable television has always had advertisements, barring a few notable premium channels such as HBO and, of course, public television stations. Many channels were nothing but ads, such as home shopping channels and local access stations that ran infomercials for something like 20 out of 24 hours a day.

      Originally, cable television was merely a way to get television into areas that were unable to receive broadcast signals, thanks to geography or other factors, and carried only the networks, which had ads. Eventually some "superstations" rose up that were only available via cable out-of-market, the first of which was Ted Turner's WTCG (later WTBS) and eventually stations like WGN and WOR, and all of those had ads. Later, almost all cable-only channels such as ESPN, MTV, and CNN have run ads since their inception.

      What you're mostly likely remembering is the commercials for specific premium channels like HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, Starz, and Disney (prior to 1997) that advertised that their channels were ad-free, but these were the exception and commanded extra fees in addition to your normal cable bill, not true of cable television in general.

  5. Re:1984 by FuzzNugget · · Score: 5, Insightful

    NSA and GCHQ not doin' it for ya?

  6. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Radioshack one was...in a different way.

  7. Re:Slashdot : Worth the Price Or Waste of Time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can anyone recommend good IT (systems) sites? I've already bypassed most of the science articles on Slashdot with PhysOrg.

    beta.slashdot.org

  8. Radio Shack Ad Best So Far by theodp · · Score: 3
    1. Re:Radio Shack Ad Best So Far by dubdays · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I want the Radio Shack of the 80s back. Really, anything would be better than the abomination it's been turned into.

    2. Re:Radio Shack Ad Best So Far by elbles · · Score: 2

      I liked the ad's execution (especially Chucky and Alf), but I want the Radio Shack of the 80s back. You know, the one that helped bring Johnny Five back to life, not the one trying to be Best Buy Junior (or, soon enough, Crazy Eddie's, Nobody Beats The Wiz, etc.).

    3. Re:Radio Shack Ad Best So Far by Dachannien · · Score: 2

      I can't figure out where Radio Shack is going to get the money to renovate all of their stores after they blew their wad on a Super Bowl ad.

    4. Re:Radio Shack Ad Best So Far by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 5, Informative

      Hey, guys -- THEY STILL SELL PARTS. They've just compacted them into a set of shallow drawers, rather than displaying them on pegboard. I haven't counted, but it seems to me that they've got a better selection of components than they did in the 80s. Besides the obvious (how many varieties of blue LEDs and microcontrollers did they carry in 1980?), they've still got fairly robust coverage of things like DC connectors and resistors/capacitors/other passive stuff.

      I miss having the nerd stuff prominently displayed, but if they need to give more square footage to phones to stay afloat, I'm happy to pull out drawers instead of seeing it all disappear.

      (Remember Lafayette Electronics, another chain that sold components? If so, you're old, too.)

    5. Re:Radio Shack Ad Best So Far by cusco · · Score: 4, Informative

      **Some** Radio Shack stores still sell parts, mostly the stand-alone stores. The ones in the malls are almost completely cellphones and junk R/C toys.

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    6. Re:Radio Shack Ad Best So Far by sjames · · Score: 2

      Some have a selection of components, some have none. Either way, unlike days past, nobody who works there has any idea what any of them are or how to use them. Ask for enameled wire and they show you monster cables.

  9. Re:Waste by viperidaenz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Spending $4M gets you an ad during the superbowl. Uploading a video to youtube doesn't make it go viral.

  10. Supper what? by pubwvj · · Score: 2

    Supper bowl? Is that what I eat soup out of or what I feed the dog in? Both? Ads for it must be a waste of time...

  11. Shitty content. Shitty beta site. Stagnant traffic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's no secret that Slashdot's traffic has been stagnant at best, if not decreasing. Alexa's and Compete's numbers don't paint a rosy picture. Their estimates aside, I think it's obvious that Slashdot's popularity and influence has been on a decline for some time now.

    Shitty, irrelevant stories like these do not help. This story is purely about marketing. There's absolutely no technological aspect to it. Nor are science or math involved. This story does not belong on Slashdot, plain and simple.

    This is the kind of crap we can find at reddit. We come here to Slashdot specifically because we don't want to see stories like these!

    The new ultra-shitty beta site sure doesn't help the situation. Now we get to see irrelevant, unwanted stories displayed worse than they currently are, with discussion that's much harder to follow, and damn near impossible to participate in.

    Slashdot likely won't ever regain the influential position it once had. Shitty stories like this and the shitty beta site will make that a certainty, though. They'll continue to drive away the few remaining users.

  12. Ads are not sold by the second... by hhawk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ads are not sold by the second, but rather by a price per thousand viewers, known as CPM or Cost Per Thousand. On a CPM basis the Super Bowl ads are equal or below the cost of regular ads... If you want to reach a lot of people they can be an effective part of a marketing mix.

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    1. Re:Ads are not sold by the second... by Etherwalk · · Score: 2

      CPM = Cost Per Thousand?
      Good to know these marketeer types can spell.

      Maybe they're spelling in latin.

  13. Doberhuahua by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think this Audi commercial is hilarious and hope the word "Doberhuahua" is now used for "something that sounds like a good idea, but would actually be very bad." Like, "That Unity interface is a Doberhuahua."

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    1. Re:Doberhuahua by glavenoid · · Score: 2

      "Man, that Slashdot beta was a real Doberhuahua"

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  14. Re:Slashdot : Worth the Price Or Waste of Time? by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > Those of us who've suffered Slashdot for more than the last decade should be 100% embarrassed that we still come here with shit like this being posted.

    As someone who has actually been on here for more than a decade I find your pretense mildly amusing.

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  15. Re:Waste by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Remember: the primary job of advertisers is selling advertising, not selling the stuff that's being advertised. They put a lot of effort into convincing people that advertising is effective.

  16. I Think the Super Bowl is A Waste of Time by ilikenwf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...it and football as a whole, honestly. IMO a big majority of football culture is that of ignorant and/or dumb, brutish people.

  17. Worth it? by MasseKid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Absolutely. It's the ONLY time of the year you can buy a commercial and if it's moderately funny have people actually go out and LOOK for your commercial to see it again. Where else can you get your commercial to be talk around the water cooler? We're still talking about 1984 30 years later....

    1. Re:Worth it? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      You know what? You don't need to blow 4 mil on it. We even have shows dedicated to funny, entertaining commercials, and I'm pretty sure so do a lot of other countries. Yes, believe it or not, a whole show where they show NOTHING but ads and yes, they have rather good ratings, even. Why? Because these ads are actually entertaining!

      I know it's a completely outlandish concept for most advertisers, even some companies, but if you give people what they WANT they will more readily accept getting it. If you cram down my throat a commercial that looks like shit and is annoying at best, is it too surprising that I'll take that time you spend to show it to me to take a dump?

      To give you an example of what I mean, a local maker of alcoholic beverages ran a commercial campaign where they would spin a story around a murder mystery that revolved around their drink. But they actually had a pretty good set of writers, actors, etc, the whole deal was done with quite some effort. Every couple weeks they'd rotate in the next 30 seconds of their "series", and they'd hide some "clues" in the spots so people would want to watch them again and again to find those clues so they could guess the culprit, and of course win the prize.

      Believe it or not, people tuned in to shows they didn't give a shit about because they knew that the next 30 seconds spot would be in there somewhere.

      And IMO, that's the pinnacle, the holy grail of advertising: People tuning in to a show because they WANT to see YOUR ad, not the show!

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  18. Re:Shitty content. Shitty beta site. Stagnant traf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's completely irrelevant. Dice was completely clueless when they acquired slashdot. They've turned it into a corporate-loving, irrelevant, average, mediocre, wannabe-like-everyone-else site. Slashdot has a unique audience and which Dice has completely ignored, and they've directed this place like every other millenial-driven ADHD twitter clone.

    Money kills good things. Dice are fucking idiots. Thanks for fucking this one up guys.

  19. Re:Shitty content. Shitty beta site. Stagnant traf by Dan+East · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah, because it's not like Slashdot had stories about the Superbowl during its heyday.

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  20. CPM -- cost per thousand by satch89450 · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R... Look up "M" in the table. In the dim dark past, probably before you were born, printers were using "M" to mean "thousand". And I too have been on Slashdot for a fair amount of time, for what it's worth.

  21. Re:Shitty content. Shitty beta site. Stagnant traf by stoborrobots · · Score: 2

    It's no secret that Slashdot's traffic has been stagnant at best, if not decreasing. Alexa's and Compete's numbers don't paint a rosy picture...

    Sure, but does Netcraft confirm it???

  22. Re: Shitty content. Shitty beta site. Stagnant tra by glavenoid · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yep, and they seem to be banking on this SlashCloud and SlashBI, etc. SlashBullShit as of late so I bet they're going in the "original content" with minimal user interaction/minimal community direction. I bet the slashdot.org domain will be up for cheap in a couple years when DICE has finished looting the last corpse here so if someone still has an installation of SlashCode laying around we could probably get the site back up to speed pretty quickly in that eventuality.

    It must suck to be Malda and see your website baby all grown up to be a junkie whore like this.

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  23. Re:1984 by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You remind me of the people who complain there ain't enough sports on TV when there are whole networks dedicated to it.

    If you want more references to 1984, watch C-SPAN.

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  24. Superbowl ads help you decide for products by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    Or rather, against them.

    With ads being so expensive, it tells me that the product they are trying to advertise are overpriced since they can afford those ads.

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  25. Re:AdBlock by Solandri · · Score: 3, Funny

    Funny. I download the Super Bowl ads from the Pirate Bay so I don't have to watch the game.

  26. Re:Shitty content. Shitty beta site. Stagnant traf by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

    I suppose the key difference was that back then that wasn't the only content. These days about half the stories are just some regurgitated press release or clickbait bullshit. I do try to vote it down, but you can't vote up non-existent stories.

    Maybe the internet itself has changed. There is still good technical info out there, but somehow it seems harder to find. You would think that search engines would make it easier now, but a lot of it has migrated to forums and social networking where it is lost in a sea of floaters and used condoms that spew out of effluent pipes labelled "content". Everything on the internet used to be relevant to nerds, now most of it isn't.

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  27. GoldieBlox Scores Big by GTRacer · · Score: 2

    How is it a legendary nerd news site missed this? I practically *squeed* when a new ad for GoldieBlox came on (complete with another great song parody). I know they won their ticket into the big Superb Owl ad frenzy courtesy of Intuit, but it was so awesome to see them get this level of exposure.

    Also, their spot was spot-on and very well done!

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  28. Re:1984 by Forbo · · Score: 4, Informative

    I honestly don't understand why Apple is on this list. They're pretty much the final computer company that will just sell you a computer, and not tie it into a million services that track your identity, and try to spam you/sell you.

    Setting up Mavericks:
    - "Oh, hey, sign in with your AppleID for everything iCloud!" No, shut up, I don't need your crap.
    - "You really should turn on location services so we know where you are at any given time!" No, shut up, you don't need that.
    - "Hey, in order to update the applications that come with the OS by default, you're going to need an AppleID with a credit card attached." No, shut up.

    Please, tell me again how Apple isn't trying to tie me into a million services that track me.