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Paul server guy writes "I am building a limousine bus, and the owners want to prevent occupants from using cameras on board. (But they would like the cameras mounted on the bus to continue to operate; I think they would consider this optional.) They would also like to do it without having to wear any 'anti-paparazzi' clothing (because they also want to protect the other guests on board), and without destroying the cameras. (So no EMP generators, please). We've done some testing with high-power IR, but that proved ineffective. Does anyone have any ideas that they are willing to share?"

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  1. Confiscate cameras by oodaloop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just confiscate cameras before they get on the Girls Gone Wild bus. Rich People/First World Problems.

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    1. Re:Confiscate cameras by Omega+Hacker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you misunderstand. This has nothing to do with the passengers not wanting their picture taken. This has *everything* to do with the jackass owner trying to ensure that nobody can take their own pictures, because I guarantee he's got a photographer onboard who's taking "professional" pictures which are sold at ludicrous prices. Have you *been* to a themepark?

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    2. Re:Confiscate cameras by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just drop the "professional" photog bullshit already. No one needs to pay to have their picture taken. Do you know why? Because it's not 1964 anymore, and every fucking person walks around with some kind of camera on them.

      Well, anyone can push a button to take a picture.

      I find very few people know how to set up lighting, posing, get the white balance right, have the proper aperture and/or shutter speed (if they have cameras that can control all these features) to take a properly exposed image for a pro look.

      Once that is done, how many avg. folks know how to or would even bother to learn the software out there needed to post process the images to get what would generally be considered a professional image?

      Sure, everyone on earth has cameras with them leaps ahead of what used to be available only to pros, however....they still don't know how to use them to get the images that are of quality that is on the level that people make a living taking and selling.

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  2. Some requests should be ignored by janeuner · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can anyone come up with a sensible reason to implement such a thing?

    1. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some people are just control freaks. Did you ever have a teacher like that in grade school?

      No, when my gradeschool teacher put us onto the Fuck Bus we were allowed to video tape it ourselves.

    2. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Suspect it is likely some sort of stripper bus / limo. They have them in some areas as a dodge for monitoring and rules in the private dance areas. Likely the owner wants to prevent having the patrons take pictures of the talent, but would like to have evidence in case a drunk fool takes things too far.

  3. Advice? give up. by green1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You want to have your own cameras capturing everything on board, but you want to prevent your guests from doing the same.
    Best advice is to stop being a dick.

    People use limousine buses for special events and parties. These are the times people most want to remember and are likely to want to take their own pictures. Preventing them from doing so (even if it were possible, which in your stated scenario seems dubious) would be a pretty dick move.

  4. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Trunk Monkey!

  5. Slashdot continues to get worse by cide1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This article is yet another confirmation that Slashdot just gets worse and worse. I hate to troll, but come on guys, up the quality some.

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  6. you mean behavior control device? by AndroSyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Really, what you want is a behavior control device, not a anti-camera device. Seriously, what the fuck? Why shouldn't people be allowed to take photos on the bus? What do they have to hide? If people want to take photos of each other on the bus, why shouldn't they?

    I reject your fascist attempts at controlling others, as should others as well. In short fuck you and fuck beta.

  7. Black hole by Dan+East · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best solution that comes to mind is to create a small black hole in the center of the bus. If it is of sufficient mass it will draw in all the light gravitationally, thus preventing the cameras from capturing said light.

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  8. Re:Makes no sense. by BasilBrush · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To do so whilst reserving the ability of the limo owners cameras to work is unreasonable, and doesn't deserve any suggestions.

  9. Re:Makes no sense. by msauve · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's some rock stars who want to be able to tape the orgies for their own viewing, but don't want pictures of themselves showing up on the Internet.

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  10. Treat em like dirt by wiredlogic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So basically you want to treat your customers like dirt. I'm sure your business will find all the success it deserves.

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  11. Not UV [Re:Sure it makes sense] by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Informative

    Limo owner wants a defense in case something illegal happens or damage occurs.

    Partiers want protection from each other - that no one will publish pictures so they can party freely.

    Diffuse but relatively bright UV, implemented with either UV fluorescent tubes or UV LEDs should do the trick. Fit your own cameras with UV filters. Regular cameras will work, but will be affected by a strong 'white haze'.
    The bright but diffuse UV should not be harmful to eyes for shorter intervals. Be careful about that, however.

    UV??? wouldn't be my first choice. If it's bright enough to haze the image in a camera, it's bright enough to be dangerous if you look into the source-- and if you're doing this without clear warming, you can expect at random some people will be looking at the source.

    The problem with UV is that, in any wavelength that's not absorbed by air, you're still only getting one electron per photon on the CCD detectors. So, since the photons are so energetic, it is terribly energy inefficient as a way to overexpose a CCD. You have to pump out a lot of UV to overload a CCD, and that's dangerous.

    IR is much better choice-- the photons are low energy, so you're in the opposite regime. Use a wavelength of about 1 micrometer, and you can't see it, but the CCDs can.

    Other than that solution, I think you're out of luck.

    Beware of nicer cameras which might be fitted with a UV filter. They are common.

    Yes, that's another flaw. Most professional-level photographers keep UV filters on their cameras just as a matter of course.

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  12. Beware the client with a solution by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First off, as the subject says: beware of a customer/client who comes to you with "I've come up with this great solution that I'd like you to apply to this problem." Because, for one thing, they've already taken you out of the brainstorming, refining ideas and feasibility phases -- and since they've come to you, it's out of their area of expertise, so those steps probably weren't exactly done in an expert manner. There's a good chance that you won't get such a thing to work, then you're gonna have a problem getting paid for basically proving that it was a bad idea. Because workable or not, you're still gonna have spent your time and resources on it.

    Secondly, this sounds like something way outside the core business of a party-bus sort of service. Because really, a selective photography-denial device would have a considerably bigger market than just protecting the interests of the owners of a rolling disco/bar/whorehouse/whatever. Who wouldn't want what is essentially a cloaking device? That business would dwarf whatever racket they're in now.

    I'd tell them no, or direct them to a security device vendor instead. But if you really want to try anyway, maybe get them to pay for a "feasibility study" or something like that. It won't cost them nearly as much as a failed project, but you won't have to turn away business that you might need.

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  13. Re:Depends on Motive by ThatAblaze · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Imagine if this sort of technology was within reason to implement. Police of all kinds would jump on the chance to forbid others from taking pictures and allowing their own pictures. Riot squads would love it. There would be one of these devices on the front of every cop car.

  14. Re:Makes no sense. by bughunter · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd be willing to bet they didn't do it right. It needs to be strobed at a high rate. But it will affect the vehicle cameras as much as others, unless they have good IR filters.

    Strobed high intensity NIR is the right track. Sync the vehicle camera shutters with the strobe dead time. Use a shuttered camera so the IR doesn't leave lingering effects on the focal plane. Heck, you can even use the NIR for camera illumination and use very fast shutter speeds.

    I'd be willing to bet they explored this and found that either a) the necessary intensity of the NIR was beyond safe limits, or 2) the cameras necessary to work in this scheme would be prohibitively expensive. Or both.

    My solution: confiscate the passengers' cameras and enforce the no photos policy strictly.

    Alternately, make them ride in the dark. Naked.

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  15. Re:Makes no sense. by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    it sounds like they want to make a bangbus style porno and invite people for the ride, so they can film it but the guests cannot.