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Paul server guy writes "I am building a limousine bus, and the owners want to prevent occupants from using cameras on board. (But they would like the cameras mounted on the bus to continue to operate; I think they would consider this optional.) They would also like to do it without having to wear any 'anti-paparazzi' clothing (because they also want to protect the other guests on board), and without destroying the cameras. (So no EMP generators, please). We've done some testing with high-power IR, but that proved ineffective. Does anyone have any ideas that they are willing to share?"

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  1. Makes no sense. by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What are the paparazzi doing on-board in the first place? Paps are invariably outside the limo, i.e. off-board.

    1. Re:Makes no sense. by krisyan · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think they want to keep the passengers from taking pictures of one another.

    2. Re:Makes no sense. by BasilBrush · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To do so whilst reserving the ability of the limo owners cameras to work is unreasonable, and doesn't deserve any suggestions.

    3. Re:Makes no sense. by msauve · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's some rock stars who want to be able to tape the orgies for their own viewing, but don't want pictures of themselves showing up on the Internet.

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    4. Re:Makes no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Keeping the limo's own camera working is probably the easiest part, as just about any scheme you come up with to stop cameras from working has a way to defeat it. And it isn't that difficult to come up with schemes that, while having easy ways to keep a specially designed camera working, stop some generic cameras. The hard part is finding something that will affect a majority of cameras, especially non-cheap ones, while not impacting the passengers' eyes or other devices around they may want to use.

      Some cheap cameras can be defeated with enough IR of the right wavelengths, while not being dangerous to eyes, and it would be really easy to filter out in your own camera. But a lot of cameras are have much better IR filters than they used to, and with better light sensitivity means shorter exposures (and hence more difficult to use an IR strobe light). I've had unintentionally caused problems with various digital cameras before by having a near by spark gap firing that tends to cause a lot static to show up on sensors. But that is going to depend on the housing of the camera is built, and some cameras are fine off the shelf. Of course if the lighting inside the limo is bad, so longer exposures are needed, the cameras may become more sensitive to such issues, assuming the intended customer base sees bad lighting as a feature and not a fault.

    5. Re:Makes no sense. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      "To do so whilst reserving the ability of the limo owners cameras to work is unreasonable, and doesn't deserve any suggestions."

      This.

      AND, though they said they tried IR, I'd be willing to bet they didn't do it right. It needs to be strobed at a high rate. But it will affect the vehicle cameras as much as others, unless they have good IR filters.

      No IR, however, is going to block a camera with a good IR filter. High power UV might, but you don't want to burn or blind your passengers.

    6. Re:Makes no sense. by BobMcD · · Score: 2

      Any type of electrical interference that would hamper a camera will also likely impact cell phone use while in the limo.

    7. Re:Makes no sense. by bughunter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'd be willing to bet they didn't do it right. It needs to be strobed at a high rate. But it will affect the vehicle cameras as much as others, unless they have good IR filters.

      Strobed high intensity NIR is the right track. Sync the vehicle camera shutters with the strobe dead time. Use a shuttered camera so the IR doesn't leave lingering effects on the focal plane. Heck, you can even use the NIR for camera illumination and use very fast shutter speeds.

      I'd be willing to bet they explored this and found that either a) the necessary intensity of the NIR was beyond safe limits, or 2) the cameras necessary to work in this scheme would be prohibitively expensive. Or both.

      My solution: confiscate the passengers' cameras and enforce the no photos policy strictly.

      Alternately, make them ride in the dark. Naked.

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    8. Re:Makes no sense. by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      it sounds like they want to make a bangbus style porno and invite people for the ride, so they can film it but the guests cannot.

    9. Re:Makes no sense. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      "Strobed high intensity NIR is the right track. Sync the vehicle camera shutters with the strobe dead time. Use a shuttered camera so the IR doesn't leave lingering effects on the focal plane. Heck, you can even use the NIR for camera illumination and use very fast shutter speeds."

      Yeah, I hadn't thought of syncing. That's a good idea.

      "My solution: confiscate the passengers' cameras and enforce the no photos policy strictly."

      Well, I wouldn't use the word "confiscate". I'd just say all cell phones must be put in a repository (metal can) when they board the bus, and they get them back when they leave.

      But I agree: that would probably be the best approach. Enforce it with a decent EM detector(cheap on Ebay). That would take only a quick once-over of the bus once everybody was onboard, and maybe again halfway through the trip. Say 2 minutes total.

    10. Re:Makes no sense. by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2

      To do so whilst reserving the ability of the limo owners cameras to work is unreasonable, and doesn't deserve any suggestions.

      You could arrange several directional high-intensity gamma ray emitters into a pattern that would ruin hand-held photographs while allowing any fixed cameras outside the beams to work normally.

      Fortunately, OP didn't specify that the passengers needed to survive, so this easily meets his criteria.

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    11. Re:Makes no sense. by Paul+server+guy · · Score: 2

      I think that's why they want to prevent pictures, to encourage this kind of behaviour.

      Actually, yes. That is exactly why they want it. And yes, they only intend to use their own cameras if there is a criminal investication, and the disc cycles every four days, and the passengers know this.

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  2. Confiscate cameras by oodaloop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just confiscate cameras before they get on the Girls Gone Wild bus. Rich People/First World Problems.

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    1. Re:Confiscate cameras by sizzlinkitty · · Score: 2

      Bingo... Set up on board video cameras and monitor for people using cameras. If you catch someone, bust down the door and drag them out kicking. Dispose of the body in water 200+ ft deep.

    2. Re:Confiscate cameras by Omega+Hacker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you misunderstand. This has nothing to do with the passengers not wanting their picture taken. This has *everything* to do with the jackass owner trying to ensure that nobody can take their own pictures, because I guarantee he's got a photographer onboard who's taking "professional" pictures which are sold at ludicrous prices. Have you *been* to a themepark?

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    3. Re:Confiscate cameras by Algae_94 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Have you seen the quality of photographs most people take? Being a professional photographer is still a valuable skill.

      Having any exclusive pictures is not really a thing anymore (buggy whips as you say), as well as anything involving film, but taking a very good quality picture with a good camera is still a profession.

    4. Re:Confiscate cameras by mi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just confiscate cameras before they get on

      Most people's cameras today are in their phones. Can't confiscate those without cutting the same people from their communications. And that may not be as agreeable as giving up cameras.

      Yes, we used to live without portable phones only 20 years ago, but that's not going to convince many guests today — and next time they might pick a different limo-company.

      And in a few more years, people's eyewear will have a camera in it too... No, confiscation of the devices is not the way to go.

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    5. Re:Confiscate cameras by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just drop the "professional" photog bullshit already. No one needs to pay to have their picture taken. Do you know why? Because it's not 1964 anymore, and every fucking person walks around with some kind of camera on them.

      Well, anyone can push a button to take a picture.

      I find very few people know how to set up lighting, posing, get the white balance right, have the proper aperture and/or shutter speed (if they have cameras that can control all these features) to take a properly exposed image for a pro look.

      Once that is done, how many avg. folks know how to or would even bother to learn the software out there needed to post process the images to get what would generally be considered a professional image?

      Sure, everyone on earth has cameras with them leaps ahead of what used to be available only to pros, however....they still don't know how to use them to get the images that are of quality that is on the level that people make a living taking and selling.

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    6. Re:Confiscate cameras by mopower70 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All that effort to protect what has become a job selling buggy whips.

      Just drop the "professional" photog bullshit already. No one needs to pay to have their picture taken. Do you know why? Because it's not 1964 anymore, and every fucking person walks around with some kind of camera on them.

      Like I said, selling fucking buggy whips.

      Yes, and everyone walks around with some kind of writing tool on them and thinks they're an author too. The unreadable dreck that has turned the self-pub market into a steaming shit-pile makes it very clear that people like you are the ones doing it. Photography is art. Just because you have a tool that is capable of creating art, doesn't mean the person wielding it is, anymore than the billions of people with computers that can run a compiler are capable of writing a useful application.

    7. Re:Confiscate cameras by omnichad · · Score: 2

      And most people just want a picture to document that the day happened and have a memento. And I'm sure all the passengers are going to be drunk and not looking their best anyway. You won't get much out of professional photography at that point. There is a time and place for professional photography, but neither this nor a theme park are it. And they don't have pros at the theme parks anwyay.

    8. Re:Confiscate cameras by ttucker · · Score: 2

      All good points, but in that case you do not need to deprive people of the ability to take their own photos... the professional ones will sell themselves, or not.

    9. Re:Confiscate cameras by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      I believe the topic was whether or not there was a viable profession in photography.

      I'd say the answer is yes.

      I was watching year before last a Wedding Photog Bootcamp by Sal Cincotta, based out of St. Louis.

      This guy is first and foremost and business man.

      He said that year they billed out about $1M.

      You have to be very savvy about business and work towards the higher end of things, but if so, you can indeed make money.

      You're NOT going to make it if you're just a shoot and burn person like you see for $200 on craigslist.

      There are 3 things that will always happen on planet earth, no matter what the economy:

      1. Babies will be born.

      2. Seniors will graduate HS

      3. People will get married.

      And...there will always be folks out there with plenty of money and willing to pay GOOD money for pictures for all 3x of those events. But you gotta hustle, you need to be business savvy, and you have to be very willing to know that many people, the cheap ones...are not your customers and you do not cater to them.

      There are pro photographers out there that gross well into the middle to upper 6 figure ranges out there.

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    10. Re:Confiscate cameras by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, "average folks" can't tell the difference, so your point is moot.

      Then, those people are not your customers.

      You don't usually make good money pandering to the dregs of the land.

      You make money by selling to people with money. People with money are willing to spend it too. The more you charge, often the more they think you are worth and will seek you out to give you money.

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    11. Re:Confiscate cameras by multimediavt · · Score: 2

      You missed one very important aspect of photography that--can be argued--is more important than a good camera and proper lighting. Composition, often referred to as having an "eye" for photography. I have taken some amazing photos with crappy cameras and/or less than ideal lighting. If you don't know how to intuitively compose a scene your gear isn't going to help you. That's the skill the average mouth breather with a camera phone doesn't have and why professional photogs are going to be relevant for a long time.

  3. Some requests should be ignored by janeuner · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can anyone come up with a sensible reason to implement such a thing?

    1. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some people are just control freaks. Did you ever have a teacher like that in grade school?

      No, when my gradeschool teacher put us onto the Fuck Bus we were allowed to video tape it ourselves.

    2. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Suspect it is likely some sort of stripper bus / limo. They have them in some areas as a dodge for monitoring and rules in the private dance areas. Likely the owner wants to prevent having the patrons take pictures of the talent, but would like to have evidence in case a drunk fool takes things too far.

    3. Re:Some requests should be ignored by spacepimp · · Score: 2

      So the strippers or prostitutes don't get caught on video. This is a bachelor party fun bus it sounds like.Use a bouncer if that is the case.

    4. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 2

      Can anyone come up with a sensible reason to implement such a thing?

      A limo service catering to customers that do not want their (or their guests) picture taken by paparazzi or any other opportunists, but with security cameras that monitor what happens outside the car.

      Of course, that's just a guess/assumption. I don't pretend to actually know, but I find it amazing that a bunch of folks who don't have a clue seem to be able to conclude what features the actual owner of the business may or may not have a use for.

    5. Re:Some requests should be ignored by jafiwam · · Score: 2

      Can anyone come up with a sensible reason to implement such a thing?

      Sensibility seems to get lost when the submitter's question is rephrased in the following way: Is there a device that can selectively deactivate cameras of one's choosing? If not, can someone here invent such a method and tell me the solution?

      However, imagining some of the possibilities, one would seem to be a paradise for the authorities — something they assuredly would feel to be very sensible.

      Soooo... the CIA / NSA / military industrial complex are now crowd sourcing stuff out to Slashdot?

  4. Isn't it obvious? by Quick+Reply · · Score: 2

    Just cover your head in tinfoil, hat shapes work best, and then they can take as many photos as they want but your brain waves remain safe

    1. Re:Isn't it obvious? by Traze · · Score: 2

      Hmm, I though a tetrahedron was the proper shape.

  5. Advice? give up. by green1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You want to have your own cameras capturing everything on board, but you want to prevent your guests from doing the same.
    Best advice is to stop being a dick.

    People use limousine buses for special events and parties. These are the times people most want to remember and are likely to want to take their own pictures. Preventing them from doing so (even if it were possible, which in your stated scenario seems dubious) would be a pretty dick move.

    1. Re:Advice? give up. by dAzED1 · · Score: 2

      I don't know why you're the only poster that seems to understand why the subby wants this. He's basically trying to get slashdot to crowd-think for him, to solve a technical "problem" - allowing them to charge $10 each for crappy pictures instead of letting passengers take their own damn pictures. Just drive the damn limo and stop being a dick. If people want the photo service, offer it - but don't break their cameras just to force them to buy your pictures. And I hope the passengers of the limo are all made very well aware of the presence of your cameras is well - else you're in for some serious issues.

    2. Re:Advice? give up. by green1 · · Score: 2

      Why would the famous person want to stop themselves from taking their own pictures while allowing their driver to do so? sorry, doesn't make sense.
      This is not about preventing paparazzi, they can't get on the bus, tinted windows stop them just fine. This is about screwing over their own customers, plain and simple. Either they expect illicit behaviour on the bus and want to be the only ones with blackmail footage ("girls gone wild" or "coke snorting senator" or whatnot), or they simply want to profit by selling normal customers the only picture of their own fun times. Either way they're being dicks.

      Nobody hiring a limo tells the driver to record them, and also wants a technical solution to stop them from taking their own pictures.

    3. Re:Advice? give up. by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Other possibilikty. The guests don't want party pics of themselves getting wasted and stupid showing up on Facebook, but the limo owner wants footage for liability in case of damages.

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    4. Re:Advice? give up. by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Funny

      Anyhow, what's different between that and restricting your WIFI to yourself?

      And there's the solution: encrypt the photons so only the authorized cameras can decrypt them. Make sure you use WAP because it is too easy to collect a lot of photons and break WEP.

    5. Re:Advice? give up. by Agent0013 · · Score: 2

      Yep, that's the solution. Everybody needs to wear decryption goggles and the lights on the bus put out some frequency that the human eye and digital cameras cannot see. It could work similar to night vision cameras but instead of low light levels it would appear pitch black in the bus. The decryption goggles would be able to pick up the frequency of EM radiation that is put out and translate an image for the person to see. I guess you would need the goggles to turn off if they are taken off of the person's head, or they could take a picture through the eyepiece of the goggles.

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  6. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Trunk Monkey!

  7. Slashdot continues to get worse by cide1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This article is yet another confirmation that Slashdot just gets worse and worse. I hate to troll, but come on guys, up the quality some.

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    1. Re:Slashdot continues to get worse by cold+fjord · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Slashdot runs off from stories submitted by readers. If you don't like what you see, submit one. I notice you have a low six digit ID but appear to have never submitted a story. That makes at least 10-12 years.

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    2. Re:Slashdot continues to get worse by LWATCDR · · Score: 2

      You are already at +5 but I wish that Slashdot went to 11 just for this comments.
      1. Anti Camera device that lets other cameras work? Impossible.
      2. Anti Camera device? Pretty much impossible in the bus. Maybe a fog machine?
      3. For a rich party bus? On Slashdot? Go away.

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  8. Dark by Lorens · · Score: 4, Funny

    1) Cover all the windows
    2) Passengers on high-class limo travel in the dark
    3) Install an infrared camera
    4) Sell film to adult and/or paparazzi websites
    5) $$$PROFIT$$$

  9. Problems by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Got a couple of problems. As you found IR is ineffective, I think you will find anything that allows normal human sight to work will be ineffective or inconsistently effective. Have to assume that total darkness is not acceptable as well (though would be somewhat effective)

    I have heard that its possible to detect cameras by IR lasers that they use for autofocus. So that leaves some ideas:
    1. Detection rather than nullification. Maybe you can't prevent but you can at least know when,
    2. Maybe you can use IR to fool the autofocus to one extreme or another?

    Nothing is perfect of course, but if those could be done for the majority of smart phones, then it may still be worth doing for some purposes.

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    1. Re:Problems by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Maybe some kind of pulsing light would work, similar to how Macrovision tryies to fuck up VCRs by throwing off their tracking. It would have to be outside the visible spectrum to avoid causing epileptic fits... Maybe pulsing IR.

      I basically agree though, this is probably a lost cause. Camera manufacturers try hard to make sure you get some kind of viewable image in extreme lighting conditions.

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    2. Re:Problems by jd659 · · Score: 4, Informative

      1. Detection rather than nullification. Maybe you can't prevent but you can at least know when,

      Detection of the camera pointed in the unknown direction on the bus will be impossible.

      2. Maybe you can use IR to fool the autofocus to one extreme or another?

      Nearly all SLRs are insensitive to IR light when recording. And almost no camera today (still or video) is using IR to autofocus. Illuminating the area with a powerful IR light is damaging to the eyes -- yes it is like regular light except in the dark when the pupils are be dilated any powerful light can cause a damage. I was working on a device that had 3W IR LEDs and after a few minutes the eyes begin to hurt even when I was not looking at the lights directly.

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    3. Re:Problems by plover · · Score: 2

      I'm thinking disco ball + lasers. Have you seen the IR grid pattern projected by Kinect? Spray that same sort of pattern only with visible light, so everything is annoyingly speckled with very bright dots. Use multiple lasers. Reflect them off moving mirrors (a.k.a disco ball). Most cell phone cameras autoadjust to balance the contrast, and will end up with a scene that is simultaneously overexposed and underexposed.

      If your riders are in a party mood, this is fine. If you're giving a lift to the Epileptics' Convention, be prepared to detour to the emergency room.

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  10. you mean behavior control device? by AndroSyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Really, what you want is a behavior control device, not a anti-camera device. Seriously, what the fuck? Why shouldn't people be allowed to take photos on the bus? What do they have to hide? If people want to take photos of each other on the bus, why shouldn't they?

    I reject your fascist attempts at controlling others, as should others as well. In short fuck you and fuck beta.

    1. Re:you mean behavior control device? by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Funny

      At last, something to reject even more forcefully than beta!

    2. Re:you mean behavior control device? by psithurism · · Score: 2

      this question should indeed get fucked.

      I agree, but when you pose a problem to nerds, we can't help but propose solutions.

      I live in a touristy area and I'm pretty sure his purpose is to charge costumers for photos (this is unbelievably profitable), as well as having them available for his own purposes. Here, we use those photos for advertising, but the OP is so vague as to make me think he's doing this for blackmail, porn or preventing customers from being able prove how bad his service actually is.

      I know he wants to set up a expensive fix to bleed customers just a little bit or maybe get downright nefarious, but I still can't help but try to think of solutions:

      Customer's won't wear anti-paparazzi gear to stop their selfies, but what if you plastered the interior of the vehicle with it instead? Low-lighting + bouncy ride will force them to use flash while your own high powered cameras, statically mounted in optimal points can do longer exposures and be positioned to be least affected by anti-paparazzi coatings and devices.

      EMPs will only destroy cameras with moving parts that are very sensitive. I think you should still consider firing off small disruptive bursts of energy with every flash detected; expensive to create, but it seems your client is willing to go pretty far when it comes to screwing over his costumers, so don't discount them!

      The post also isn't clear whether we are trying to prevent costumers from taking pictures of landmarks outside the bus, or the puke stains on the floor of the bus. We've clearly assumed the latter. But if you lock all the windows up, you can clearly put coatings or lighting on them to screw with photos.

      Most of the other comenters recommended you re-look into IR. You didn't really say what failed, maybe the contractor you tested out just sucked? You might want to try that again with different methods.

      On the off chance the client is not up to no good, add a sign that says: "You'll enjoy your ride better if you let us handle the photos!" Or if he'll just fess up that he's being evil, just TSA style search customers and confiscate cameras and phones prior to the trip.

  11. Heil Hitler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Add obnoxious distractions is the best advice... Mirrors work nicely for reflecting flashes into the cameras, won't stop a cellphone camera/no flash camera shot but if you want to stop all cameras you're going to have to blind everyone or just mount a few obnoxious overpriced camera photo "charge per photo" sign showing the cost per photo for licensing purposes -- i.e. you're allowed to charge for any commercial shot "license" and distribution rights are a part of that -- make sure you have them posted on all sides of your buses and make it obnoxiously obvious that you will be charging per shot and a blanket license to shoot if a camera is seen on the person that will make anyone think twice about pulling out a camera. Depends on your clientele but something like $300 + $20 per photo or north of there should do the trick!

    1. Re:Heil Hitler by jd659 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "charge per photo" sign showing the cost per photo for licensing purposes -- i.e. you're allowed to charge for any commercial shot "license" and distribution rights are a part of that -- make sure you have them posted on all sides of your buses

      The licensing contract that was not signed by the photographer will be null and void. Puff! This suggestion is equivalent of printing a t-shirt that says "anyone who looks at it owns me $100". Right, try enforcing that in court.

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  12. Thinking Outside The Box by ComputerGeek01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You could just constantly play a movie in each corner of the vehicle. This way anyone trying to film your clients would inevitably end up making an unlawful reproduction of the film and then you just sick the MPAA on them.

    Have you done any research into "The Cone of Silence"?

  13. Black hole by Dan+East · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best solution that comes to mind is to create a small black hole in the center of the bus. If it is of sufficient mass it will draw in all the light gravitationally, thus preventing the cameras from capturing said light.

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    1. Re:Black hole by geminidomino · · Score: 2

      Why did I just have a mental image of Maxwell's Daemon playing the part of the "Breakout" paddle in front of the camera lenses?

  14. Not Possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anti camera tech that blocks the taking of images, but allows the taking of images by certain cameras, but you can't be required to do or wear anything special/different. So, basically, we need a non-existent cloaking technology that we can see through with our own cameras.

    Dude, it is clear that you work for complete fucking idiots. Unless you are also a complete fucking idiot, (which I think you might be since you posted this on Slashdot) you need to find another job with a better employer. What will you do when they demand that the limos be driven by Yetis and lead along the road by unicorns?

  15. Re:How about you just tell them not to snort Coke? by nbauman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Distribute paper bags for them to put on their heads. Punch eyeholes.

  16. Technical solution for a social problem by wired_parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're asking for a technical solution to a social/political problem. The only feasible solution is to make sure your policy is clearly explained and understood to all who board the limo-bus, and then strictly enforcing it by expelling anyone caught with a camera. Sure, you won't be able to monitor people 100% of the time, but if you're strict with enforcement people won't risk taking snapshots. It will probably be more effective than any technical solution which would be expensive and easily circumvented.

    And if the owners of the limo-bus are really that worried about photos onboard, the simplest solution would be for everyone to deposit their electronic devices into a bag, and they can then recover their devices after leaving the limo-bus.

    My guess though is that your policy is likely to lose your limo-bus company customers, so the owners better make sure whether enforcing it is worth the cost.

  17. Threats by jythie · · Score: 2

    Go buy a bunch of cheap digital cameras, or better yet, see if Goodwill has any.

    Smash them up so their circuit boards are hanging out and they look like they are generally falling apart. Post a sign on the front of the buss indicating that photos are prohibited with the penalty of having cameras confiscated and destroyed. Hang disemboweled camera under the sign.

  18. There's some ubicomp work on this... by toupsz · · Score: 2

    See below:

    http://ubicomplab.cs.washingto...

    The basic premise before was to detect a camera's CCD (it is retro-reflective), then blind it with a rapidly-changing sequence of bright light from a projector to prevent the camera from compensating. Might not work with modern cameras, and might be in-feasible in your environment, but there's the info.

  19. My owners are the same! by jd659 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And my owners want the traffic to clear in front of the limousine as the bus rolls into a congested area, but they are ok to have the traffic pile up behind the bus. We've done some testing with really loud honking but it proved ineffective. We don’t want to destroy other cars either, so no shooting torpedoes, please!

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  20. Re:How about you just tell them not to snort Coke? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shia LaBeouf, is that you?

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  21. Goatse by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Funny

    Paint goatse decor everywhere, then nobody will want to take any pictures.

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  22. Re:Nope by mandark1967 · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is an excellent idea!

    Just blind everyone so they can't find their cameras! Even if they do manage to find their camera, they can't see shit so their photographs will suck.

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  23. Radiation by Tailhook · · Score: 2

    Gamma rays will obviate most photography. Concentrated radiation will wash out the CCDs in contemporary cameras. It also ruins traditional film.

    Just be sure not to mention the Cobalt 60 paint you've used everywhere. Radiation sickness will probably not develop until after they've left the bus.

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  24. Bachelor parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously? Have none of you heard of a stag party? I'm guessing this bus has a pole in the middle, too. These things are not uncommon, and they all have the same rule/concern: no cameras.

    1. Re:Bachelor parties by hawguy · · Score: 2

      Seriously? Have none of you heard of a stag party? I'm guessing this bus has a pole in the middle, too. These things are not uncommon, and they all have the same rule/concern: no cameras.

      If the rule is "no cameras", then problem solved, just enforce the rule when people get on the bus - put a big locked bin at the front and they can drop their cameras/phones off as they enter the bus.

  25. Treat em like dirt by wiredlogic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So basically you want to treat your customers like dirt. I'm sure your business will find all the success it deserves.

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    1. Re:Treat em like dirt by rahvin112 · · Score: 2

      No, they want to treat their customers like dirt, without telling them they are treating them like dirt. Because if they tell them they might book with someone that doesn't treat them like dirt.

      See the simple way to solve this is to confiscate cameras on entry to the Bus. The problem is that by doing so and advertising that they will do so they will ensure no one books them. They want to be able to fuck their customers without telling them they've fucked them till after the ride. Much like the owners of payday loan places which are nothing more than legalized loan sharking to the poor I bet the owner is a hard core Tea party republican.

  26. Can't be done. by geekoid · · Score: 2

    We live in an age where even Casino's have given up on not letting people take pictures in a casino.

    I suspect the person wants to sell pictured from their own photographer to the patrons.

    Just take better pictures.

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  27. Duh by merdaccia · · Score: 2

    Don't let anyone into the limo. The cameras aren't just going to walk themselves in. And just like that, your cameras will be the only working cameras in the limo. Tada.

    I'm just kidding, you don't have to do anything. Nobody will want to get into your limo in a few months, and the above solution will materialise on its own.

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    1. Re:Duh by rgbatduke · · Score: 2

      or let them into the limo only if they are naked.

      That sounds like it could even be a business plan right there. The most sought after limo service in the world, as long as the people doing the hiring are rich, fat old persons who plan to be accompanied by poor, thin, young persons and as long as this isn't a service that is going to be run predominantly in Finland in the winter.

      rgb

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  28. You are on the right track just not quite there by BigSlowTarget · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You've tried ultra bright IR but you really need flickering ultra-bright IR strobing at different rates and levels. A solid IR just sets things up for a better photo. Providing the camera didn't have an IR filter and did photograph IR a flickering IR would cause differing light needs within the exposure window which the camera would be unlikely to adapt to. If you are able to link the timing of the flickering in with your own cameras you'd be able to shut it off momentarily (electronically) and grab the photo.

    1. Re:You are on the right track just not quite there by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 2

      You've tried ultra bright IR but you really need flickering ultra-bright IR strobing at different rates and levels. A solid IR just sets things up for a better photo. Providing the camera didn't have an IR filter and did photograph IR a flickering IR would cause differing light needs within the exposure window which the camera would be unlikely to adapt to.

      If you are able to link the timing of the flickering in with your own cameras you'd be able to shut it off momentarily (electronically) and grab the photo.

      If I had points I'd mod you up, simply because you actually offered a potential solution rather than just rushed to judge the OP based on the use case.

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  29. Re:Anti-personnal flash by coldsalmon · · Score: 2

    Even better, try an anti-personnel mine! Even a small one should disable all cameras onboard when triggered. You could use a directional mine like a M18 Claymore to direct the blast away from the cameras mounted on the bus.

  30. Some requests are not productively possible. by Immerman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    To allow officials to accept bribes without fear of being photographed in the act? To allow folks to get rowdy and/or affectionate without being photographed in the act? To allow... I think you're seeing the theme here: what happens on the limo-bus, stays on the limo-bus. Or as someone else mentioned, to drum up business for the officially sanctioned photographer.

    I can only think of one way to implement it safely though, and that is unlikely to be acceptable: black out the windows and remove all interior lighting so that the cameras can't see.

    The challenge is that you want to let human eyes see, while electronic eyes cannot (if we're talking film cameras then it becomes essentially impossible - those things are generally even more reliable and durable than human eyes). If you're not allowed to destroy the cameras then you're limited to a few options:

    1) Applying enough light that the sensors saturate - which is likely to damage human eyes with prolonged exposure since cameras are intentionally filtered to only be able to see roughly the same spectrum as human eyes, and high-intensity IR is known to cause eye damage due to overheating of the cornea and lens - the only part of the human body without an active cooling system.

    2) Disrupting the electronics so that a photo can't be taken - which is pretty much going to require either a camera-destroying EMP, or a sustained string of low-grade EMPs that are just strong enough to reliably disrupt all electronics in the area without actually damaging them, and frequent enough that the cameras don't have a chance to finish rebooting before the next pulse arrives. Unfortunately EMPs are not exactly gentle to living tissue either, not to mention the pulse that will reliably disrupt a piece of high quality electronics will likely do at least some damage to low-quality electronics. Multiply that by maybe a hundred pulses an hour and you're going to end up with some fried electronics (and probably damaged neurons as well). Plus passengers are unlikely to appreciate having all their electronics forcibly rebooted and their hard drives potentially scrambled. And heaven hep you if anyone has a pacemaker or other implant.

    I can think of a few ways to make the camera take really *bad* photos, but that's only relevant to the "official photographer" scenario, and I will not willingly contribute to exploitation via artificial scarcity.

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  31. Re:Rewriting the summary... by green1 · · Score: 2

    On a "sex-party" bus, the clients would explicitly NOT want the bus to have cameras, and, depending on the crowd, may or may not, want their own pictures. The OP wants the reverse, which tells me he either wants a blackmail bus, or he doesn't really expect anything that exciting to happen in the first place and just wants to play extortion with memories of a fun evening.

  32. Serious Answer: A bucket. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, a bucket. Get a little tub or a bucket, when people get in say, "For your safety we require all passengers to put their handheld electronic devices, including cameras, into the bucket. We will store it in the trunk and when you depart the vehicle we will give them back to you." When the passengers scream, "WWHYYYYY" you have a simple response: "We have had too many people lose their devices in between the seats and what not. You might not think you will, but it happens almost every night. Therefore, we have implemented this simple policy, because we can guarantee that we will give you back your phones."

    That is all you need to do. Low tech, simple solution.

  33. Re:Rewriting the summary... by coldsalmon · · Score: 2

    All true. I also proposed anti-personnel mines as an effective deterrent in another comment, but you've got me thinking that anti-tank mines might be better, because they would have the added benefit of destroying this shitty bus.

  34. Not UV [Re:Sure it makes sense] by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Informative

    Limo owner wants a defense in case something illegal happens or damage occurs.

    Partiers want protection from each other - that no one will publish pictures so they can party freely.

    Diffuse but relatively bright UV, implemented with either UV fluorescent tubes or UV LEDs should do the trick. Fit your own cameras with UV filters. Regular cameras will work, but will be affected by a strong 'white haze'.
    The bright but diffuse UV should not be harmful to eyes for shorter intervals. Be careful about that, however.

    UV??? wouldn't be my first choice. If it's bright enough to haze the image in a camera, it's bright enough to be dangerous if you look into the source-- and if you're doing this without clear warming, you can expect at random some people will be looking at the source.

    The problem with UV is that, in any wavelength that's not absorbed by air, you're still only getting one electron per photon on the CCD detectors. So, since the photons are so energetic, it is terribly energy inefficient as a way to overexpose a CCD. You have to pump out a lot of UV to overload a CCD, and that's dangerous.

    IR is much better choice-- the photons are low energy, so you're in the opposite regime. Use a wavelength of about 1 micrometer, and you can't see it, but the CCDs can.

    Other than that solution, I think you're out of luck.

    Beware of nicer cameras which might be fitted with a UV filter. They are common.

    Yes, that's another flaw. Most professional-level photographers keep UV filters on their cameras just as a matter of course.

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    1. Re:Not UV [Re:Sure it makes sense] by tigersha · · Score: 2

      > Most professional-level photographers keep UV filters on their cameras just as a matter of course.

      True. It is basically a no-brainer front-element protector. My UV filter is pretty much fused with the lens, I can't get it off anymore.

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  35. Re:Nope by camperdave · · Score: 2

    Most digital cameras will also detect infrared. You can photograph the output from a TV remote control, but you can't see it. So if you flood the region with IR, the cameras will record a glare, but people will see normal. If you pulse the IR and the bus cameras at the same rate, but out of phase, the bus cams will be able to record normal video, but other cameras would record a wash of IR.

    Pity the IR idea didn't work.

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  36. Depends on Motive by Etherwalk · · Score: 2

    To do so whilst reserving the ability of the limo owners cameras to work is unreasonable, and doesn't deserve any suggestions.

    Not necessarily--suppose the limo camera is basically there for security, and will only be examined in the event of the investigation of criminal activity, a lawsuit, or missing luggage, and otherwise it gets destroyed after, say, a year. Now the drunk pop star doing cocaine off the congressional aide is somewhat safe from photographs getting out (unless there is a criminal investigation for other reasons).

    1. Re:Depends on Motive by ThatAblaze · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Imagine if this sort of technology was within reason to implement. Police of all kinds would jump on the chance to forbid others from taking pictures and allowing their own pictures. Riot squads would love it. There would be one of these devices on the front of every cop car.

  37. Beware the client with a solution by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First off, as the subject says: beware of a customer/client who comes to you with "I've come up with this great solution that I'd like you to apply to this problem." Because, for one thing, they've already taken you out of the brainstorming, refining ideas and feasibility phases -- and since they've come to you, it's out of their area of expertise, so those steps probably weren't exactly done in an expert manner. There's a good chance that you won't get such a thing to work, then you're gonna have a problem getting paid for basically proving that it was a bad idea. Because workable or not, you're still gonna have spent your time and resources on it.

    Secondly, this sounds like something way outside the core business of a party-bus sort of service. Because really, a selective photography-denial device would have a considerably bigger market than just protecting the interests of the owners of a rolling disco/bar/whorehouse/whatever. Who wouldn't want what is essentially a cloaking device? That business would dwarf whatever racket they're in now.

    I'd tell them no, or direct them to a security device vendor instead. But if you really want to try anyway, maybe get them to pay for a "feasibility study" or something like that. It won't cost them nearly as much as a failed project, but you won't have to turn away business that you might need.

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  38. Re:Rewriting the summary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's probably for the "Bang Bus", a nasty porn site that allegedly drives around picking up women, promises them money, boinks them on camera, then kics them off the bus without their clothes. Never could tell if these were pre-arranged porn actresses or actual "civilians" being picked up and boinked, but they used to show up on free porn sites a lot.

    They even had Ron Jeremy ride the bus once, and he was very firm about actually paying the woman. It seemed to shock the jerks on the bus. (I like Ron: anyone that ugly and goofy who still manages to do porn gives hope to normal, ugly,l chubby men like me.)

  39. Reflective Material by beerdragoon · · Score: 2

    I don't think you'll win any style points for this but you could install a ton of reflective bands inside...In fact, maybe just make make the seats out of it. Keep the limo bus dark so you need to use a flash to get a decent photo. When the flash goes off, the reflective material will pretty much ruin any photo taken.

  40. Dice.com is currently building a bus by McGruber · · Score: 2

    Dice.com is currently outfitting a bus for their upcoming "Tech Trek" tour: Dice is hittin' the road!

    Maybe Paul server guy works for them? Presumably they would not want anyone taking pictures of the people responsible for Beta.

  41. Control the light spectrum by AJH16 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Your best bet would be to black out the cab and have the only lights me lacking the red, green and blue wavelengths used by the majority of cameras and then using custom filters and image processing on the cameras inside, however that means that no external light can get in without also being filtered to exclude the red green and blue spectrum used by a normal camera. This will most likely end up resulting in a weird and possibly uncomfortable color cast to the light and still won't be 100% effective.

    Rolling down any windows would defeat this though, as would opening a door.

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  42. Rolling Shutter by Anonym1ty · · Score: 2

    The answer to your problem is called the Rolling Shutter Effect.

    You can simply make ALLl the lights in the cabin strobe at a frequency close to the rolling shutter speed of the cameras most people have. Or at 2, 3, 4, or more times that speed.

    Much like old TVs digital cameras take pictures in strips. by picking the right frequency you can cause bands of lightness and darkness in the image, ruining the photo.

    You can then choose a camera which is less or not susceptible or synced with the strobe effect to mitigate its effects.

    The strobe would be rapid enough to go unnoticed by the human eye and really mess with electronic cameras.

    But there are cameras that some people have that may not be effected by it, but most cameras have some issues with it, so your mileage will vary

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_shutter