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Another Possible Voynich Breakthrough

bmearns writes "Over the past few weeks we've been hearing a lot about a possible breakthrough in decoding the infamous Voynich manuscript, made by a team of botanists who suggested that the plants depicted in the manuscript may have been from the New World and the mysterious writing could be a form of an Aztec language. But the latest development comes from linguist Stephen Bax, of Bedfordshire University, who believes he has identified some proper names (including of the constellation 'Taurus') in the manuscript and is using these as a crib to begin deciphering the rest of the text, which he believes comes from the near east or Asia."

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  1. EUREKA!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It says "Be Sure to Drink Your Ovaltine"...

    1. Re:EUREKA!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaa, I was just about to propose it being a MacDonald' ad from the future that is time traveling, hamburger eating and fat. Encrypted Marketing (tm), it is.

    2. Re:EUREKA!!! by bmearns · · Score: 1

      Lame. femtobyte made a more clever variant of the same joke last month.

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    3. Re:EUREKA!!! by stud9920 · · Score: 1

      OVOmaltine!

    4. Re:EUREKA!!! by mitzoe · · Score: 1

      A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!

  2. in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...yet another researcher reports their findings that one of the Rorschach inkblots may definitely be a picture of a face...

    1. Re:in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...yet another researcher reports their findings that one of the Rorschach inkblots may definitely be a picture of a face...

      Boobs. Rorschach inkblots are boobs.

      Water stains, burn patterns, clouds; those are all faces. But Rorschach blots are boobs.

    2. Re:in other news... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      ...yet another researcher reports their findings that one of the Rorschach inkblots may definitely be a picture of a face...

      While this has been modded "funny," it really should be marked "insightful."

      For a century now, there have been numerous people -- including serious researchers -- who have chased after crazy theories regarding this manuscript. This particular study seems to involve some people who see a few blotches of ink on a couple of the illustrations of plants (among many weird drawings in the manuscript, it must be said), and decide that these must be New World plants.

      This follows in the general pattern of Voynich research theories: (1) Fixate on a couple weird features, (2) find some odd connection to something you think you recognize, and most crucially, (3) ignore all evidence that contradicts your theory.

      There are numerous elements of this manuscript that date it to the early 1400s, i.e., before Columbus visited the New World -- it's not just radiocarbon dating. It's the types of calligraphy used, the style of pen usage, the artistic qualities of the drawings, etc. They all are consistent with a date before significant numbers of Europeans happened to be in Mexico. And it's really not enough to say, "Well, it could have been someone attempting to recreate an older style of writing and drawing." I can explain this further with what we know about history, but let's just say for now that this kind of level of detail to try to "fake" a 15th century style would be unheard of... it's far beyond just throwing in something a little anachronistic.

      I'd be happy to read something new and interesting about this manuscript. But this is just yet another of the hundreds of wacko theories that have come out over the decades.

      It's much, much more likely that these researchers are just "seeing what they want to see" in a handful of drawings, and ignoring detailed evidence from hundreds of other pages of the manuscript.

  3. Get cheap publicity fast, spout of a theory!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's then have a look at all the plants pictured in the manuscript where the theory does not hold up. What a dumb theory but here's the way to prove it then and that is if that grand theorizer can decode the text to render semantically sound meaning ... and we haven't seen that just yet ...but just another dumb theory and I got plenty of those myself, thank you.

    1. Re:Get cheap publicity fast, spout of a theory!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you have a theory, right, and it has a spout? And all you need to do is show the spout of a theory, and this gets you cheap publicity fast? Better not let real estate agents know about this spout thing.

    2. Re:Get cheap publicity fast, spout of a theory!! by Guy+Harris · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, you have a theory, right, and it has a spout?

      I'm a little theory Short and stout Here's my handle Here's my spout.

  4. finally by slashmydots · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone else get the feeling that this is pretty much the only ongoing legendary Discovery Channel special mystery that actually got solved. Atlantis? Who knows? Stone henge? Not really solved. Nostradamus? Super debatable. But finally, what seems like yet another impossible eternal mystery is FINALLY being solved! And in my lifetime! I can't even think of any other comparison similar to this.

    1. Re:finally by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      SHUT UP!

      BIG FOOT AND GHOSTS ARE *REAL*!

      (I don't care how many caps I use, it's all REAL!)

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    2. Re:finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps its Etruscan, at long last?

    3. Re:finally by Baloroth · · Score: 5, Informative

      Atlantis was solved over 2000 years ago: Plato made the story up. He says as much. It was never intended to be taken as an actual real place, it was just a story told by a fictional character in one of his dialogs (the Timaeus, to be specific) to make a point.

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    4. Re:finally by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Landing on the moon, splitting the atom, discovery of the Higgs boson, neutrino detectors, and of course "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus".

    5. Re:finally by OptimalCynic · · Score: 2

      I can't even think of any other comparison similar to this.

      How about Piltdown Man?

    6. Re:finally by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      'Atlantis' is Crete. Minoan culture.

    7. Re:finally by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      What, again?

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    8. Re:finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Akrotiri actually, which was on Thera,

    9. Re:finally by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      Landing on the moon wasn't a mystery. Splitting the atom was predicted. The Higgs Boson was solved, just not proven and proving theories is quite boring compared to creating them, neutrinos were already theorized to exist, they merely proved it, and "men and women are different" is not new.

    10. Re:finally by Sique · · Score: 1

      Rather not. It's one of the pet hypotheses, but according to Platon (who first told about Atlantis), it was one of his myths to explain something. Even the person who talks about the fictional Atlantis (Timaios) is probably fictional. Planton told several myths (like the one about the spheric humans), and all have the same character: They are introduced in his dialogs as a monolog of the older of both persons, and the person always claims oral tradition as source. Why Atlantis should have been real, while the spheric humans are not, is left as exercise to the reader.

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    11. Re:finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spheric humans exist.

    12. Re:finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      usually referred to as "hamplanets"

    13. Re:finally by Noughmad · · Score: 2

      or, in the rest of the world, "Americans"

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    14. Re:finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atlantis was solved over 2000 years ago: Plato made the story up. He says as much. It was never intended to be taken as an actual real place, it was just a story told by a fictional character in one of his dialogs (the Timaeus, to be specific) to make a point.

      Whoa. All of a sudden, we find 2000 year old writings believable? What is Slashdot coming to?

      Why yes, it was supposed to be ironic.

    15. Re:finally by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      Indeed, what's new in recent research is that "men and women are the same", and that most psychological differences aren't caused by genes and hormones, but cultural differences.

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    16. Re: finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The manuscript is also fake, created with a singular purpose to extract money from Rudolf II, it is really funny to watch people even now, after so many years trying to 'decode' it.

    17. Re:finally by gsslay · · Score: 1

      Nostradamus? Super debatable.

      Really? Not much to debate here.

      1/ Write a whole lot of vague waffle that could mean anything.
      2/ Wait five hundred years.
      3/ Pretend waffle contains predictions about things that have happened, after the fact. Don't worry, you've 500 years of stuff to pick from, something is bound to fit somewhere if you're not too fussy about accuracy.
      5/ Solved.

    18. Re: finally by afeeney · · Score: 1

      But there are some linguistic patterns in it. It also makes sense that the text isn't entirely random, since it would be easier to write something coherent than to come up with something entirely random. It might be the equivalent of Lorem ipsum, but the odds are that it's not entirely random.

    19. Re:finally by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      I think the hard part is staying alive for 500 years...

      (The implied 'you' makes it sound like you're talking about a singular entity :)

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    20. Re:finally by Bugamn · · Score: 1

      I assume 4/ was ???

    21. Re:finally by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      That's ridiculous and incorrect.

    22. Re:finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not paying attention to very good research. When social/psychological differences appear pan-culturally, it's considered "not cultural."

      So anyone that subscribes to the "new research" that you're talking about is completely full of shit.

      In fact, to prove they're full of shit, all you have to do is ask them: "What do hormones have to do with human psychological development?" or "How do hormone levels affect your emotional state?" and then no matter how they answer, "OK, so you're a complete, fucking idiot." because either they have no grasp of 7th-grade biology or they think psychology is 100% cognitive.

    23. Re:finally by Nephandus · · Score: 1

      It helps when there's no blantant historical and physical contradictions that prove the writer was both psychotic and stupid.

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    24. Re:finally by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Thankfully "you" is plural, and could apply to thee, and millions of others not yet born.

    25. Re:finally by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      Stonehenge has been at least partialy solved - the rocks are bell stones, when struck with metal they each make unique sounds. This would explain why they were hauled such a distance, and we can pretty safely assume their purpose was musical, although whether that was for entertainment, religion, or what is still unknown.

    26. Re:finally by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      That's not research, that's 80s-90's PC talk which NO research upholds.

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    27. Re:finally by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      USians. Don't insult all the americans!

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    28. Re:finally by sjheiss · · Score: 1

      Perhaps its Etruscan, at long last?

      That would be awesome. I would love to learn Etruscan, if only we knew enough about it to be able to. :(

    29. Re:finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Amerigo Vespucci hadn't been such a narcissist we might be living in a world where the continents in the New World were called Atlantis instead of America.

    30. Re:finally by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      proving theories is left as an exercise for the reader

    31. Re:finally by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Stonehenge has been at least partialy solved - the rocks are bell stones,

      Citation required.

      Considering that the stones have been significantly eroded (not just by weather ; humans including generations of souvenir hunters have taken their chip, and many of the stones were significantly re-shaped multiple times during the site's 1500-odd years of use, including at least two major rebuilding and re-arrangement episodes.

      But don't let facts and evidence get in the way of telling a nice story.

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    32. Re:finally by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      It's not the shape of the rocks that give them musical properties, it's the material of the rocks:

      English Heritage allowed archaeologists from Bournemouth and Bristol universities to acoustically test the bluestones at Stonehenge, effectively playing them like a huge xylophone.

      To the researchers’ surprise, several were found to make distinctive if muted sounds, with several of the rocks showing evidence of having already been struck.

      The stones make different pitched noises in different places and different stones make different noises - ranging from a metallic to a wooden sound.

      The investigators believe that this could have been the prime reason behind the otherwise inexplicable transport of these stones nearly 200 miles from Preseli to Salisbury Plain.

      There were plentiful local rocks from which Stonehenge could have been built, yet the bluestones were considered special.

      The principal investigators for the Landscape & Perception project are Jon Wozencroft and Paul Devereux. Wozencroft is a senior lecturer at the RCA and the founding director of the musical publishing company, Touch.

      Jon Wozencroft told MailOnline it was 'amazing' to find that the stones used in the monument make the noises that the researchers hoped for.

      'It was a really magical discovery and refreshing to come across a phenomenon you can't explain,' he said.

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sci...
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R...

      You are absolutely right to question but less snark would make you look less silly should you turn out to be wrong.

    33. Re:finally by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      [Shrug] The Daily Flail and the Royal College of Arts aren't very high on my list of reliable sources ; though I'd expect one of the Royal Colleges to hold to reasonable standards of scholarship, but I wouldn't expect the Flail to honour that. . But more importantly, you've carefully (or accidentally ; I don't know how much you actually know about Stonehenge) shifted from referring to "the stones" being "bell stones", to citing information about the bluestones.

      While the bluestones are a part of Stonehenge, they're far from the dominant structures. They may be the second or third oldest structures on the site though. Most of the bluestones (which originally (probably) formed an outer ring around the site, before the Sarsen trilithons were excavated, hauled to the site, hammered to shape, and erected) are under a metre high, and some of them are completely buried and were only discovered by excavation in the 1920s. Also, the bluestones have been moved at least twice - each time having their keels re-shaped (hammered and chipped) to fit into the sockets cut into the Chalk for them (the chips are still found in the sockets when excavated, often along with hammer stones). They also had some centuries residing in a stone store away from the main site, before being substantially re-shaped at this "dump" (or store-room ; look at a church which was being re-built after the War and see if you can tell the difference from a dump) and moved back to the Stonehenge site.

      Whatever the original purpose of the bluestones was, they've had multiple uses, and multiple re-shapings over the millennium-plus of their major use. Regardless of the opinions of the RCA guy, re-shaping a brittle object is going to change it's acoustic properties nearly as much as burying it (partly) in a compliant medium is going to change it's properties. But I'm sure the music producer could put him straight on that.

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    34. Re:finally by eriqk · · Score: 1

      Replying to undo moderation. Nothing to see here etc.

    35. Re:finally by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      [Shrug] The Daily Flail and the Royal College of Arts aren't very high on my list of reliable sources ; though I'd expect one of the Royal Colleges to hold to reasonable standards of scholarship, but I wouldn't expect the Flail to honour that.

      Ah I can see this is going to be a genuine and rational argument when your first salvo is attacking the messenger.

      But more importantly, you've carefully (or accidentally ; I don't know how much you actually know about Stonehenge) shifted from referring to "the stones" being "bell stones", to citing information about the bluestones.

      This doesn't even make any sense. The bluestones are bellstones or ringing rocks. There is a video where a guy hits them with a hammer and makes all sorts of musical notes. Initially they went back to the quarry where the stones originated and did the same thing, finding the same property. There are many other videos of people doing the same thing with other such rocks. Are you trying to say that this and all other such videos, some made by professional geologists, are fraudulent?

      While the bluestones are a part of Stonehenge, they're far from the dominant structures. They may be the second or third oldest structures on the site though. Most of the bluestones (which originally (probably) formed an outer ring around the site, before the Sarsen trilithons were excavated, hauled to the site, hammered to shape, and erected) are under a metre high, and some of them are completely buried and were only discovered by excavation in the 1920s. Also, the bluestones have been moved at least twice - each time having their keels re-shaped (hammered and chipped) to fit into the sockets cut into the Chalk for them (the chips are still found in the sockets when excavated, often along with hammer stones). They also had some centuries residing in a stone store away from the main site, before being substantially re-shaped at this "dump" (or store-room ; look at a church which was being re-built after the War and see if you can tell the difference from a dump) and moved back to the Stonehenge site.

      All that this this citationless grab bag of what may or may not have any connection to reality does is tell us that you're trying to insinuate the rocks have somehow picked up their acoustic properties in the process of being stored and re-shaped, yet again completely ignoring the links showing other such natural rock formations which produce musical notes regardless of their shape. This phenomenon, as the links indicate, is not really understood, mostly because it hasn't been studied much by scientists.

      Whatever the original purpose of the bluestones was, they've had multiple uses, and multiple re-shapings over the millennium-plus of their major use. Regardless of the opinions of the RCA guy, re-shaping a brittle object is going to change it's acoustic properties nearly as much as burying it (partly) in a compliant medium is going to change it's properties. But I'm sure the music producer could put him straight on that.

      Maybe you didn't read... anything I've posted or linked to. Or watched the video where the guy actually makes the sounds, including by hitting stones set in concrete and in soil. The fact that the rocks produce musical sounds aren't features of their shape. That the sounds may have changed a bit doesn't alter their basic ability to produce a note of some sort, which seems very likely the reason they were moved so far originally.

      Now as to what cultural purpose the sounds may have served, that's a different question entirely. Maybe they just liked to party.

      Anyway, you're not starting from a position of skepticism and potential interest, you're starting like most pseudoscientific types from a position of "lololol invisible pink unicorns". Needless to say this is about as far from a scientific mindset as any

  5. Is this the book... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where if you read it you die seven days later or something?

  6. No progress at all... by evilviper · · Score: 4, Funny

    This guy just looked at the pictures, found a few he thinks he knows, and assumed the text with some similarity MUST BE IT.

    "He said he had managed to find the word for Taurus, alongside a picture of seven stars (seen as part of the zodiac constellation of Taurus)"

    Up next he'll find the word "leaf" next to a picture of a leaf, and the word "copyright" on the last page...

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    1. Re:No progress at all... by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Looking at a random page from the book, the manuscript is clearly nonsensical, perhaps someone's attempt to leave a coded riddle, but certainly no ancient record of exotic flora or other scientific knowledge. The same "word" is repeated four or five times on each line, with only one different word appearing on the line, often differing from the repeated word by only one "letter", at other times looking like it could be an English word in barely legible script.

    2. Re:No progress at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Up next he'll find the word "leaf" next to a picture of a leaf, and the word "copyright" on the first page...

      There. FTFY.

    3. Re:No progress at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Looking at a random page from the book, the manuscript is clearly nonsensical, perhaps someone's attempt to leave a coded riddle, but certainly no ancient record of exotic flora or other scientific knowledge. The same "word" is repeated four or five times on each line, with only one different word appearing on the line, often differing from the repeated word by only one "letter", at other times looking like it could be an English word in barely legible script.

      So if I understand you right, you're trying to tell us this is some ancient person's version of the lyrics to badger badger badger.

    4. Re:No progress at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fool! It's a stargate code. Don't engage that last chevon. It's a portal to hell!

    5. Re:No progress at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You make it sound as though that would make it any less cool.

      Also, you make it sound as though that wouldn't be an appropriate thing to see... One of the theories about it is that it's a grimoire of sorts. Word/letter repetitions may seem odd, but the word "abracadabra" dates back at least as far as the third century, where it was used as talisman, by writing it multiple times, but subtracting letters each time, as follows (but center-justified):
      A - B - R - A - C - A - D - A - B - R - A
      A - B - R - A - C - A - D - A - B - R
      A - B - R - A - C - A - D - A - B
      A - B - R - A - C - A - D - A
      A - B - R - A - C - A - D
      A - B - R - A - C - A
      A - B - R - A - C
      A - B - R - A
      A - B - R
      A - B
      A

    6. Re:No progress at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      You do realise that in the languages families this is puported to be from, that's normal patterning of a aggulnative language; heavy on prefixes, and repetition (both word and morpheme level) This is compounded by the fact many of the languages are few on morphemes.

      "fachys.ykal.ar.ataiin.Shol.Shory.cThres.y,kor.Sholdysory.cKhar.or,y.kair.chtaiin.Shar.are.cThar.cThar,dansyaiir.Sheky.or.ykaiin.Shod.cThoary.cThes.daraiin.sa o'oiin.oteey.oteos,roloty" -- Beginning of First page of the voynich transcript using latin characters. -- Looks like a language to me.

      I personally love http://my.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E1%80%A1%E1%80%9B%E1%80%B1%E1%80%AC%E1%80%84%E1%80%BA This example for a language that is nothing but repeated circles.

      "A koi aku la lakou ia ia a hilahila oia, i mai la ia, E hoouna aku oukou. A hoouna aku la lakou i kanalima kanaka; a imi lakou ia ia i na la ekolu, aole i loaa. A hoi hou mai la lakou ia ia, (no ka mea, e noho ana no ia ma Ieriko,) i aku la ia ia lakou, Aole anei au i olelo aku ia oukou, Mai hele oukou?" (Old Testament)

      "oka maeuhane e nana ana oe maloko oka abenana ma kahi mamao he hoailona laki ia no ka hoomahuahua ana aku i kona ma pomaikai.
      ina he kanaka mahiai e holopono ana kana mau mea kanu ina he kanaka ma ka oihana e pii ana kana ma hana ina he kanaka ilihune mahuahua ana kana mau keiki a pelaaku." (Newspaper)

      "Aymar aruxa arsuta aru, qillqata aruwa. Jichhurunakanxa waranqh waranqh aymaranakarakiw uraqpachan mirantatasipki, janiw Los Andes ukawjanakt utjki aymaranakaxa."

      Or look at http://dv.wikipedia.org/wiki/%DE%89%DE%A6%DE%87%DE%A8_%DE%9E%DE%A6%DE%8A%DE%B0%DE%99%DE%A7 For an example of repeated glyphs over, and over again.

      Or even inuktitut article for the eye: http://iu.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E1%90%83%E1%94%A8
      Seeng repeated glyphs over and over, looks like complete gibberish, or variants that aren't significant, actually are. dot over the i or no? significant in Turkish. i, j, originally just a cursive swish to differentiate i at end of word from a trailing tail.

    7. Re:No progress at all... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      I'd go another way: http://xkcd.com/851/

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    8. Re:No progress at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      But, taking the modern transcription of the text,
      f2v.P.1;H> kooiin.cheo.pchor.otaiin.o.dain.chor-dair.shty-
      f2v.P.2;H> kcho.kchy.sho.shol.qotcho.loeees.qoty-chor.daiin-
      f2v.P.3;H> otchy.chor.lshy.chol.chody.chodain-chcthy.daiin-
      f2v.P.4;H> sho.cholo.cheor.chodaiin=
      f2v.P.5;H> kchor.shy.daiiin.chckhoy-s.shey.dor.chol.daiin-
      f2v.P.6;H> dor.chol.chor.chol.keol.chy.chty-daiin.otchor.chan-
      f2v.P.7;H> daiin.chotchey.qoteeey.chokeos-chees.chr.cheaiin-
      f2v.P.8;H> chokoishe.chor.cheol.chol.dolody=

      It does look like a natuar langague, with prefixed grammatical cases/subject marking;
      heavy word and syllable Repitition (like vietnamese, or african languages)
      And grammatical agreement created by infixes or outfixes (wrapping word with both pre- and postfix)

      That and the fact there were more than 3 distinct consistant handwriting styles in there, means that at least three people could write this fluently with ink without thinking about the letter-shapes.

    9. Re:No progress at all... by eggstasy · · Score: 2

      Bacon-wrapped back bacon is still bacon-wrapped bacon. Does this mean that by repeating "bacon" too many times I have rendered the sentence invalid? Please. You can never have too much bacon.

    10. Re:No progress at all... by sandertje · · Score: 1

      So? Could be some sort of linguistic joke. Something like Dutch "de vliegen vliegen vliegende vliegen achterna" (the flies fly after flying flies).

    11. Re:No progress at all... by sandertje · · Score: 1

      So? Could be some sort of linguistic joke. Something like Dutch "de vliegen vliegen vliegende vliegen achterna" (the flies fly after flying flies).

    12. Re:No progress at all... by RDW · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that's just Double Dutch to me.

    13. Re:No progress at all... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      The same "word" is repeated four or five times on each line, with only one different word appearing on the line, often differing from the repeated word by only one "letter",

      1) Da na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!

      2) Fuck the fucking fuckers...

      3) Random opinionated people on /. are always more knowledgeable than experts in the subject.

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    14. Re:No progress at all... by jrumney · · Score: 1

      The page I was looking at was more like "Bacon bacon bacon beacon bacon pork. Beacon bacon pork bacon bacon beacon. ... ad nauseum, the lines morphing over time but the repitition being constant. It was illustrated with a half dozen naked cherubs, but I can't seem to find it now (was on the first page of a Google image search this morning). Looking at other pages, there seem to be many pages with patterns in the text (same word not quite lining up vertically the entire way up the page), which make it look like it is not natural prose. As for the script, it has more in common with cursive Latin script than Burmese or other Asian scripts.

    15. Re:No progress at all... by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that's just Double Dutch to me.

      Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

      It's a genuine sentence. A VERY typical one, but a correct one.

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    16. Re:No progress at all... by bmearns · · Score: 1

      Looking at a random page from the book, the manuscript is clearly nonsensical

      Yeh, you're right. The world's greatest linguists, historians, and cryptographers have been studying this for a century and are still undecided about the nature of the work, but you "looked at a random page" and have a pretty solid grasp on it.

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    17. Re:No progress at all... by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      "Spam spam spam beans and spam hasn't got *much* spam in it..."

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    18. Re:No progress at all... by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      So you're saying it's in some sort of 'code' that you can't understand...

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    19. Re:No progress at all... by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 1

      Works in German, too: Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen hinter Fliegen.

    20. Re:No progress at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bird's the word, more like.

  7. full/original poublicaiton: by bammmmm · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:full/original poublicaiton: by bammmmm · · Score: 1

      sorry for the typo :) is there an edit function on slashdot?

    2. Re:full/original poublicaiton: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is the an edit fucktion on slashdot? No, sorry, there i snot.

  8. Schizophrenia by sg_oneill · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I was younger, early 20s back in the 1990s , once of my best friends started to slip into schizophrenia (it ran in his family). He constantly jotted drawings and writings on paper, which grew increasingly more bizare. Started with pictures of aliens and UFOs (Which he'd say where just him having fun) but over time turned into numerological type things (My first letter is T my second is C, I am top cat, my age adds up to 9 which upside down is a third of 666 etc etc etc) and increasingly more paranoid mystery theories. He'd draw charts explaining the relationships between things.

    And since he was a biology student, he drew lots of plants. Particularly his favorite, marihuana.

    Whats to say this isn't the mad scrawlings of a schizophrenic mad man, 500 years ago? It'd certainly fit the pattern.

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    1. Re:Schizophrenia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could have been. But it would have been a fairly well-educated individual, given the breadth of subjects appearing in the text.

    2. Re:Schizophrenia by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      Whats to say this isn't the mad scrawlings of a schizophrenic mad man, 500 years ago? It'd certainly fit the pattern.

      While not impossible, the text that remains is 240 pages (each page roughly 6.3 x 9 inches). Being as it seems to have some coherent themes across sections, it seems rather unlikely that a disturbed person could have written it on a whim.

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    3. Re:Schizophrenia by chihowa · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Length and coherency don't preclude madness. One of my father's patients claimed to visit another world frequently and wrote a very long book detailing the world and its inhabitants. I have a huge map he drew of the place with detail so fine you need a magnifying glass to read it all and plates of the (not surprisingly) bizarre animals that lived there. The whole thing is incredibly detailed and quite internally consistent. Schizophrenia is not orthogonal to intelligence.

      There's also work like Henry Darger's, which is extremely lengthy and follows a coherent theme.

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    4. Re:Schizophrenia by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Hmm, sanity is apparently orthogonal to proofreading ability.

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    5. Re:Schizophrenia by infogulch · · Score: 3, Informative

      Schizophrenia is not orthogonal to intelligence.

      Surely you meant "schizophrenia is orthogonal to intelligence", otherwise you're saying that all schizophrenics are geniuses.

    6. Re:Schizophrenia by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      The whole thing is incredibly detailed and quite internally consistent.

      I guess the obvious question is if he can locate the planet in the sky and describe the planetary system.

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    7. Re:Schizophrenia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Did he ever publish the book? Not only are there people who believe in Astral Travel and such (and would actually believe the book describes a real place), but with a bit of editing there are authors and storytellers who like highly creative places- and while such things are the result of a miswired mind, that is by definition a type of creativity- even if involuntary.

    8. Re:Schizophrenia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just had to Kevin Spacey it up now didn't you.

    9. Re:Schizophrenia by durin · · Score: 1

      Huh? The statement "Schizophrenia is not orthogonal to intelligence" does not say that schizophrenia == intelligence (while your own statement says that schizophrenia != intelligence), it says that just because someone is schizophrenic it does not mean that they're not intelligent.

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    10. Re:Schizophrenia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should probably look up the meaning of the word "orthogonal." If you want to imply that they are independent of each other, you probably want to say that they are orthogonal, not that they are not.

    11. Re:Schizophrenia by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Did he ever publish it? Not only would it be an interesting read, it would most certainly make a lot of GMs and Storytellers happy to have a complete world at hand that isn't split out over 1000 source books that cost something bordering a new car to get all of them...

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    12. Re: Schizophrenia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That exists already - it's called Pathfinder.

    13. Re:Schizophrenia by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      In fact, it would appear the two aren't independent.

      There has been research showing that the same genes are present and active in both geniuses and schizophrenics. There does appear to be some relationship between the two "conditions".

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    14. Re:Schizophrenia by burisch_research · · Score: 1

      One of my father's patients claimed to visit another world frequently and wrote a very long book detailing the world and its inhabitants

      I would be interested to see this book -- is there any way to get a copy?

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    15. Re:Schizophrenia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't have to blame his genes, the schizophrenia was quite evidently caused by being a raging pothead.

    16. Re:Schizophrenia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Did you ever ask him about their perspective on our world?

    17. Re:Schizophrenia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the work of this patient was crafted, presumably, in his native language, or at least an existing language in which he was fluent. The primary mystery of the Voynich manuscript continues to be the language, which is wholly identified and written in an unidentified script, but which exhibits statistical patterns consistent with human language. Not to say that someone with a psychological disorder could not or would not create such a work, but if the language is an authentic invented language, then it's something rather different than just creating an elaborate fantasy.

    18. Re:Schizophrenia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to see that map and journal. Do you have any of it?

    19. Re:Schizophrenia by chihowa · · Score: 1

      There's a copy of it at the New York Public Library and one of his relatives has a site with a scan of the book (I can't believe they let me photocopy the whole book!) and pictures of the plates.

      Unfortunately, it's mostly not that interesting of a read.

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    20. Re:Schizophrenia by burisch_research · · Score: 1

      Thanks -- I didn't really expect to be able to look at it!

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    21. Re:Schizophrenia by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      While not impossible, the text that remains is 240 pages (each page roughly 6.3 x 9 inches). Being as it seems to have some coherent themes across sections, it seems rather unlikely that a disturbed person could have written it on a whim.

      Never underestimate outsider art, especially if crazy outsider art. Look at the works of Henry Darger and his book The Story of the Vivian Girls, in What is Known as the Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion which is over 15,000 typed pages. Along with that he has countless artworks associated with it, a 10,000 page handwritten sequel, and some other books including The Story of my Life which after 200 pages of talking about his life goes into almost 5000 more in a fiction story about a tornado he probably saw. Nobody even knew this otherwise unremarkable guy was doing this till he died and they found all this stuff in his apartment. It probably isn't too far that somebody could have done something similar but in their own secret code that only made sense to themselves.

    22. Re:Schizophrenia by braindrainbahrain · · Score: 1

      It was never published AFAIK, but there was a documentary film made about Darger and his book which mostly summarized the plot, including animations of many of the illustrations. Worth seeking out IMHO.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt03...

    23. Re:Schizophrenia by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      If I understand correctly, there are at least three distinct sets of handwriting.

      Individual may not be correct.

      ...although I suppose an individual may have commissioned three guys with pens to clean up his original manuscript.

    24. Re:Schizophrenia by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that your friend was close to discovering the secret of reality until THEY intervened, concocted the usual schizophrenia 'diagnosis' and then gave him a life time supply of anti-thinking pills?

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    25. Re:Schizophrenia by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      You might have point, then again, your father's 'patient' might not actually be mad.

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  9. experts seem critical by bammmmm · · Score: 2

    cant tell if expert or 'expert', but look: http://www.ciphermysteries.com... found some more german critics http://scienceblogs.de/klausis...

    1. Re:experts seem critical by bammmmm · · Score: 2

      also: if it wasn't encoded / plain text and even borrowing from known or even latin languages, I'd guess you could identify words with heuristics...

  10. Simpler answer: It was a con by Calavar · · Score: 3, Funny

    I remember reading an article long ago that said that the Voynich manuscript was made by a con man that wanted to make some quick cash by writing down some gibberish in a book, claiming that it had mystical origins, and selling it off to someone with more money than common sense. (In this case, that person would be Emperor Rudolf II.) Some linguists have said that the statistical patterns of the text match what would be expected of a natural language, but the article that I read suggested that it is possible to create a random text that looks like a natural language by randomly choosing syllables with a special table. This table of syllables is constructed in such a way that the probability of a certain syllable occurring depends on the syllable that precedes it. To me, this seems like a much more reasonable explanation than the idea that New World lanuages somehow made it into a book that was (according to Wikipedia) was written in Europe between 1404 and 1438.

    1. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by plasticsquirrel · · Score: 4, Informative

      You may want to read the article before jumping to conclusions. The authors have identified many of the plants and animals as those of the New World, including specific breeds of cattle introduced from Spain, animals like the Ocelot, and others. Their study is very thorough, and it includes study of texts they have found with similar scripts and languages. Their conclusion is that it came from 16th century Spain, and was written in an Aztec language by natives who had been educated by the Spanish (and their evidence for this is quite convincing). From the conclusion of the research:

      We note that the style of the drawings in the Voynich Ms. is similar to 16th century codices from Mexico (e.g., Codex Cruz-Badianus). With this prompt, we have identified a total of 37 of the 303 plants illustrated in the Voynich Ms. (roughly 12.5% of the total), the six principal animals, and the single illustrated mineral. The primary geographical distribution of these materials, identified so far, is from Texas, west to California, south to Nicaragua, pointing to a botanic garden in central Mexico, quite possibly Huaztepec (Morelos). A search of surviving codices and manuscripts from Nueva España in the 16th century, reveals the calligraphy of the Voynich Ms. to be similar to the Codex Osuna (1563-1566, Mexico City). Loan-words for the plant and animal names have been identified from Classical Nahuatl, Spanish, Taino, and Mixtec. The main text, however, seems to be in an extinct dialect of Nahuatl from central Mexico, possibly Morelos or Puebla.

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    2. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by mbone · · Score: 1

      I remember reading an article long ago that said that the Voynich manuscript was made by a con man that wanted to make some quick cash by writing down some gibberish in a book, claiming that it had mystical origins, and selling it off to someone with more money than common sense. (In this case, that person would be Emperor Rudolf II.) Some linguists have said that the statistical patterns of the text match what would be expected of a natural language, but the article that I read suggested that it is possible to create a random text that looks like a natural language by randomly choosing syllables with a special table. This table of syllables is constructed in such a way that the probability of a certain syllable occurring depends on the syllable that precedes it.

      His name was John Dee, or maybe his buddy Edward Kelley, both pretty interesting characters.

      I also believe that you are referring to the hoax theory of Gordon Rugg, but I found that unconvincing (such ciphers were popular 100 to 150 years after the creation of Voynich, and even if someone independently invented it earlier, manually it is a lot of work for a 240 page hoax).

    3. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by mbone · · Score: 3, Informative

      You may want to read the article before jumping to conclusions. The authors have identified many of the plants and animals as those of the New World, including specific breeds of cattle introduced from Spain, animals like the Ocelot, and others. Their study is very thorough, and it includes study of texts they have found with similar scripts and languages. Their conclusion is that it came from 16th century Spain, and was written in an Aztec language by natives who had been educated by the Spanish (and their evidence for this is quite convincing).

      Read this for a contrary (and, I think, better informed) view.

    4. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by denzacar · · Score: 2

      Except carbon dating puts the book at the beginning of 15th century.

      Which would mean, that for it to fit into those New World stories it would have to have been made a century BEFORE it was filled out, AND then someone gave the empty book to the natives to fill it out with drawings and text.

      On the other hand... someone finding couple of piles of old unwritten material, binding it together, filling it out with plausible nonsense and selling it to some rich amateur alchemist... that sounds a lot more plausible.

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    5. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      What you're referring to is called a Markov chain. You can generate some very interesting text with two-deep chains, to the extent that a speaker of the language used to generate the probabilities could read it naturally and it'd feel like it's actually in that language, even though it's complete nonsense. I guess my only question would be whether someone could've figured that out back in the 15th century when Markov chains only appeared centuries later (and also had the dedication to compile those statistics manually, which is quite a bit of work in order to faithfully reproduce the statistics of a language).

    6. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Some linguists have said that the statistical patterns of the text match what would be expected of a natural language, but the article that I read suggested that it is possible to create a random text that looks like a natural language by randomly choosing syllables with a special table. This table of syllables is constructed in such a way that the probability of a certain syllable occurring depends on the syllable that precedes it. To me, this seems like a much more reasonable explanation

      It seems reasonable to you that a con man would go to the trouble of doing all that mathematical analysis (to find the statistical patterns of a natural language) and constructing the special table - to defeat attempts to crack his manuscript that won't be likely to be attempted for centuries? (Needing not only the invention of the appropriate math, but also the idea of applying it to the study of language.)

      The mind boggles at what else you must believe.

    7. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by supercrisp · · Score: 1

      I wish the author of that article provided links to the information about letter forms. I'd like to read about that. The age of the vellum doesn't help much, as vellum was often re-used. Of course, there may be evidence that this text was the first use of the vellum, though the article does mention finding previous text with a blacklight. Maybe I should be glad there aren't links to this other research. I might lose half my morning.

    8. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by supercrisp · · Score: 2

      With respect to your low uid# and the awesome bit of Schiller in your sig, I have to point that the age of the vellum does little to prove that the text originates earlier than some assumptions. Vellum was used over and over. So, unless we have some clear evidence that it has not been reused, the manuscript text may well be written on vellum significantly older than itself.

    9. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a picture of the script from the Codex Osuna:

      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Codex_Osuna_Triple_Alliance.JPG

      Notice that the letters are the regular old Latin alphabet. Yes, the language is Nahuatl, but it has been transliterated into latin characters by Spanish hands.

      The letters in the Voynich Manuscript are /not/ the Latin alphabet.

      Saying that the flourishes are similar means absolutely nada.

    10. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by jafac · · Score: 1

      iI remember reading an article long ago that said that the Voynich manuscript was made by a con man that wanted to make some quick cash by writing down some gibberish in a book, claiming that it had mystical origins, and selling it off to someone with more money than common sense. \\

      much more creativity than Joseph Smith. . .

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    11. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Vellum was used over and over.

      Umm, no. Vellum was sometimes reused once, and it was common enough to scrape off, wash, and reuse stuff that there is a term for it, palimpsest. While there are quite rare examples of a "double palimpsest" (reused twice), it certainly was not at all the norm to use vellum "over and over."

      So, unless we have some clear evidence that it has not been reused, the manuscript text may well be written on vellum significantly older than itself.

      No, I don't really buy that theory either. As someone who has actually spent quite a bit of time working with early manuscripts and has even played a hand at deciphering previous "scraped off" texts in palimpsests, I can tell you that the vast majority of palimpsests have lots of tell-tale signs, most notably places where the previous writing is actually visible. It's in fact so common for previous writing to be visible (particularly as the manuscript ages further), that many writings are now only known to survive in copies that were actually scraped off, but which are still visible today, with or without technological intervention. (There were also standard practices, which weren't followed in all manuscripts, like reusing leaves in a perpendicular fashion to their original orientation, also generally evidence of heavy scraping and/or chemicals used to wash it, etc.)

      For an entire manuscript to be scraped off and reused without some obvious clues that the vellum had all been repurposed would be quite extraordinary... and would have required a great deal of effort to hide any imperfections. And since this manuscript has been examined by so many scholars over the years, and I don't think anyone has found significant evidence of such reuse, I think the burden of proof is on your theory to prove that it was reused.

    12. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Two things don't fit into that.

      One... we know of the practice of scraping and reusing parchment cause it tends to be visible, often with naked eye.

      Two... Traces of scraping tend to be noticeable. And there are some. Well... One.
      And it kinda points in the scam direction, rather than in the direction of Aztecs writing on scrapped parchment given to them by monks who taught them to read and write and draw in European style and fashion but not in European alphabet or language.

      As for the UID and Schiller... It's not that low a number, not even a 5-digit. But I kinda like the sequence.
      And I've put Schiller there to remind me not to get upset with perceived stupidity, my own and otherwise.
      Which is something I keep forgetting. :)

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    13. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      ...

      Which would mean, that for it to fit into those New World stories it would have to have been made a century BEFORE it was filled out, AND then someone gave the empty book to the natives to fill it out with drawings and text.

      ...

      Umm.. did you know that the production of blank books was a common practice, and in fact still is? They were, and are, used for diaries, ledgers, log books, sketch books, etc., etc. At the beginning of the 1500s, when a book about the New World could be produced, a blank book made 80 or so years earlier was hardly unimaginable.

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    14. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by bammmmm · · Score: 1

      The manuscript has a lot of unique properties consistent throughout the text. Properties that don't happen by accident while writing gibberish. If anyone can build a bogus-generator putting out voynich like text, it might be accepted as a 'solution' to this puzzle.

    15. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      At the beginning of the 1500s, when a book about the New World could be produced, a blank book made 80 or so years earlier was hardly unimaginable.

      "Unimaginable"? No. Very unlikely? Yes.

      The production of blank paper books for various purposes in recent centuries is common enough, but producing a blank vellum book only to sit on a shelf for nearly a century without being used would be quite unusual. Do you realize how many animals had to be killed to make this book, not to mention effort gone into scraping, stretching, treating, and otherwise processing each page of skin? This was a very expensive and wasteful endeavor... making such a book to sit on a shelf for 80 years in the 1400s would be quite unusual.

    16. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by chad_r · · Score: 1

      Gordon Rugg's theory used a modified kind of Cardan grille, not a Markov chain.

    17. Re:Simpler answer: It was a con by denzacar · · Score: 1

      What he said.

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  11. The Mole People wrote it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    You have nothing to fear from them. They want to be our friends.

  12. Way too much thinking..... by meglon · · Score: 1

    There's going to be a lot of embarrassed "experts" when some one finally gives pig-latin a try.

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  13. Is there an illustration of the Colly herb? by oscrivellodds · · Score: 1

    It's da healin' of da nation for sure man!

  14. Perhaps they should look for the Mayan word for by CaptainStumpy · · Score: 1

    Iguanas. Thing on the bottom of page 145 with the women bathing really looks like an iguana.

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  15. Entropy by mbone · · Score: 2

    The entropy and other statistical measures of the Voynich language is different from Indo-European languages. Zandbergen goes through this in some detail. To quote

    Voynichese is nearly as information-rich as Julius Caesar's Latin, and significantly more so than the Vulgate version of Genesis.

    Voynichese is less information-rich than Latin in the first two characters of each word, but compensates by greater variability in the trailer.

    and

    The statistics of Voynichese and a Mandarin text written in the Pinyin script (using a trailing numerical character to indicate tone) are very different.

    There is actually a lot more of this in this and other papers. The Voynich language, for another example, has a lot more repeated words than (say) English. I seem to remember that the closest match in terms of word repetitions was with Vietnamese, and there was some speculation that it might be an invented script for that language, but that didn't pan out in detailed examination. The upshot is that it is just not realistic to just assume that Voynich is a common language written in some weird script (and, also, that these substitution games have been played before).

  16. RTFM by FullBandwidth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone who's ever read documentation written by an engineer should immediately realize that the Voynich Manuscript is the user's guide for the Antikythera Mechansim.

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  17. I've got it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...based on the illustrations (plants, herbs, astrological symbols, and MANY butt-ugly naked women), this was the medieval version of "How to Seduce Women and Add Inches to Your Penis"

    1. Re:I've got it... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

      Since it was medieval times, I think a typo slipped in:

      "How to Seduce Women and Add Itches to Your Penis"

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  18. Re:"Columbus sailed the ocean blue..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's nihilistic to pretend that Columbia's voyage wasn't an inflection point in history. Even if you disregard everything else, the millions of dead North American aboriginal people are evidence.

    Yeah, I don't even like Columbus (read the piece about him on The Oatmeal if you haven't already), but I'm sick of this revisionist history. Europeans didn't invade until after Columbus, and all your other examples are statistically irrelevant. The impact of Vikings in Minnesota in AD 1000 was nonexistent, just like your examples of Incas in Europe or landing on the moon first or whatever you were alleging.

    Along comes Columbus, and it's all "O hai, can has enslavement of your people and give you smallpox?", and in response it's, "Kthx for all the dirty blankets, in return have some free syphilis!"

  19. Re:"Columbus sailed the ocean blue..." by Nemyst · · Score: 2

    It's pretty well known by now that at the very least Eriksson reached North American centuries before Columbus, but that doesn't change the fact that Columbus' voyage and success ushered in a new era of colonization, which none of the previous encounters had. The Vikings may have reached Minnesota, but Americans don't descend from them now do they?

  20. Re:Lazy Aztec Killed the Phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at the bright side... you will be able to use hacking skills to get your girlfriend's phone bricked. You might actually manage to actually talk face to face with a real live female, just like we used to do in the sixties!

  21. We can't compare it to Indian history can we? by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    We only have one side of the native American genocide. Actually less than that, we have a historical narrative from the Catholic Church which has proven to be falsified in places...one version of one side of the story. I get what you're saying, but really, there's alot that you might not know.

    Ex: The Portugese and Dutch Monarch, and very soon after VOC, the Dutch East India company, starting in the early 1500s had regular contact with Japan, and was even given an official 'trading pass' allowing Dutch traders access to ports that **no other country in the world** had access to..

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N...

    It's not one document or theory. Of course around the 1500s-1700s there is evidence of an uptick in biological contact...that doesn't mean it is statistically significant or proves the Catholic Church narrative to be true.

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  22. Re:"Columbus sailed the ocean blue..." by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the African settlers. But discoveries, like inventions, don't really mean anything on their own until someone popularizes them.

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  23. It's on Vellum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the material it's written on is evidence against it being a hoax. Vellum was and remains an exquisitely expensive writing material, designed to last. Combine this with the fact that the writer would have had to have an understanding of statistical analysis of written text (used to suggest whether written characters have meaning or are gibberish) and it adds up to an expensive, laborious hoax by a person with an understanding of both plant biology and statistical cryptanalysis. It just doesn't sit right with me.

  24. Really? Nobody posted that? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    C'mon, I'm disappointed. It's been solved ages ago.

    https://xkcd.com/593/

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  25. You read it first on Soylent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=14/02/19/2059247

  26. Obligatory Battlestar Galactica post by wolverine1999 · · Score: 2

    Well it was Lee Adama who wrote it originally. It was copied so many times until the 15th century when the Galactica was changed into a wooden ark because the copiers thought the galactica was a boat.
    And the CAG kept getting mentioned. (eg gollcag). So it must be their legacy after all and we are the cylons.

  27. Re:"Columbus sailed the ocean blue..." by Alomex · · Score: 1

    there was no one event of discovery...just Catholic Church bullshit

    This has nothing to do with Catholicism. You can equally read about Cook's "discovery" of Hawaii, and last time I checked he was Anglican at the service of an Anglican country.

    Discovery of America, it's all about European etnocentrism: it didn't exist until we knew about it.

    People who keep pointing that Leif Eriksson got there first are usually only driven by the fact that they don't find Columbus white enough, because if one is to be that pedantic about who got to America first, it is clearly someone from Asia/Polynesia somewhere between 10-30K years ago.

  28. Possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I possibly cracked it during Absinthe experimentation.

  29. connection towards Muziris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check connection towards Muziris and something will come up. The top side of scripts used have resemblance with local scripts in that area. Hortus Malabaricus is one of the most interesting books around.

  30. So english is made up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that you mention this I am convinced that any language where such a repetition is possible has to be made up. I always knew there was something wrong with English, all these inconsistent spelling rules and the weird grammar, no way could a language where the following is a real sentence be anything but fiction:

    "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"

    and even worse

    "James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher"

    English has to be the worst prank the Brits every played, all the accumulated time of learning a clearly fictional piece of language or maybe we should not assume that the perceived weirdness automatically disqualifies a language.

  31. Fuck beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm using Classic and when I click through to this article it's forcing beta, so: Fuck beta.

  32. Nostradamus Not Super Debatable, Giant Squid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no debate about Nostradamus, all of his "predictions" are vague and subject to interpretation, just like every other psychic/soothsayer/charlatan.

    Don't forget about the giant squid, which they finally did capture on video.

  33. Maybe the <code> tag will help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the <code> tag will help...

    A - B - R - A - C - A - D - A - B - R - A
      A - B - R - A - C - A - D - A - B - R
        A - B - R - A - C - A - D - A - B
          A - B - R - A - C - A - D - A
            A - B - R - A - C - A - D
              A - B - R - A - C - A
                A - B - R - A - C
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                    A - B - R
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    Nope, still doesn't seem overly magical.

  34. Re:"Columbus sailed the ocean blue..." by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the African settlers.

    Right. Olmecs. That's what I meant, not Inca.

    Here's why the Olmec face stones & recent genetic studies point to pre-Columbian African colonies in the Americas: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O...

    Or just google image "trade winds" and see for yourself how they got there.

    But discoveries, like inventions, don't really mean anything on their own until someone popularizes them.

    Accurate history is important. If we know that history is innacurate, it should be corrected. That's what I'm saying...correct the mistakes.

    Are you saying we shouldn't correct mistakes in our history?

    'discoveries' and 'inventions' are too nebulous of concepts anyway...first, the explorers we're talking about didn't 'discover' anything...the continents were populated by humans for millenia...they were the first to explore and map..its not a creative process like making a radio. Also, it's wrong to equate the two concepts because 'invention' as commonly used implies an economic motivation of some type, or at least a patent.

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  35. You must be new here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever read the front page? The complete lack of editing isn't a competency problem, it's a technical one.

  36. New world plants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The botanists are wrong? I should read the article first...

  37. Re:"Columbus sailed the ocean blue..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You seem to be slow:

    The invasion by the Europeans and the apocalypse for the native peoples happened after (thanks to) Columbus's voyage in 1492. None of that insignificant shit you mentioned is relevant to this, nor is your apparent belief in some sort of Catholic church conspiracy theory.

    What? Do you believe *some other voyage* around 1500 kicked off the land rush and colonization of North America and the holocaust for natives?

    Because, you know, none of that earlier shit did this. Your Vikings in MN didn't. Your Incas in Russia (or whatever your unexplained rantings were about) didn't. None of that served as an inflection point in history, unlike the Columbus voyage.

    ...or are you some truly batshit crazy person? You seem to have paranoid delusions about the Catholics. Do you believe North American settlement by Europeans was coordinated by the Illuminati from Atlantis and the Mayans fled to their alternate settlement on Mars via a dimensional portal or something?

  38. Re:"Columbus sailed the ocean blue..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again I really don't see what this has to do with Catholicism. The claim of "discovery" of things that are already known by many people except Europeans has been done by people of all religions.

  39. Indeed, what's new in recent research is that "men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever

  40. Re:"Columbus sailed the ocean blue..." by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    Again I really don't see what this has to do with Catholicism. The claim of "discovery" of things that are already known by many people except Europeans has been done by people of all religions.

    Indeed... in 1492, every Christian in Europe was Catholic... at least formally, so it's somewhat disingenuous to make this a "Catholic" thing. "Gold, glory and God" were the reasons for exploring the New World. I doubt evangelization was always a priority for the explorers, but it certainly was for the missionaries who accompanied them. However, the Spanish Crown were really the ones driving all this and their interests were definitely more political and financial than religious.

    Furthermore, the Spanish monarchy wasn't particularly representative of the Church's interests. Among other things, they were responsible for the Spanish Inquisition (whom no one expects!), whose excesses were as much a result of politics as anything else, and were actually no worse than civil governments at the time (and in many cases, much less severe). While the Spanish Inquisition a lot of mindshare in the "evil" category, Queen Elizabeth gets a pass despite executing more people per capita over religion.

    Anyhow, the actual missionaries on the ground in the New World were struggling to help keep the explorers/conquistadors from mistreating the natives, but their pleas back home to the Monarchy weren't always given much attention. The priests and religious on the ground were definitely not there to exploit the locals but to spread the Gospel. The conversion (not forced!) of millions in the new World through the 16th century is a testament to the fact that the Catholic efforts were a net positive despite what a lot of the Spanish did, which was truly greedy, inhumane and even genocidal.

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