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Theo De Raadt's Small Rant On OpenSSL
New submitter raides (881987) writes "Theo De Raadt has been on a better roll as of late. Since his rant about FreeBSD playing catch up, he has something to say about OpenSSL. It is worth the 5 second read because it is how a few thousand of us feel about the whole thing and the stupidity that caused this panic."
Update: 04/10 15:20 GMT by U L : Reader badger.foo pointed out Ted Unangst (the Ted in the mailing list post) wrote two posts on the issue: "heartbleed vs malloc.conf and "analysis of openssl freelist reuse" for those seeking more detail.
The trick is not to read TFA in the first place. Also, you must be new here.
May the Maths Be with you!
Don't worry. I've more than made up for Theo's unusual calmness this morning, and have called them names that would make the gods blanch.
The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
Theo De Raadt makes comments about Linux being for losers. Linus Torvalds makes comments about OpenBSD users being masturbating monkeys. You usually have to take some of their comments with a grain of salt.
He said, prophesying a future Ubuntu release name.
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .