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Shunting the FCC To the Slow Lane

An anonymous reader writes "Following the FCC's proposal a couple weeks ago to allow an internet fast lane, a group of activists has come up with a fun counterproposal: force the FCC itself into the slow lane and see how they like it. They write, 'Since the FCC seems to have no problem with this idea, I've (through correspondence) gotten access to the FCC's internal IP block, and throttled all connections from the FCC to 28.8kbps modem speeds on the Neocities.org front site, and I'm not removing it until the FCC pays us for the bandwidth they've been wasting instead of doing their jobs protecting us from the "keep America's internet slow and expensive forever" lobby.' The group has published the code snippet that throttles FCC IP addresses, and they encourage other web admins to implement it."

194 comments

  1. Bwaaaahahahahah! by whistlingtony · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love it. :D

    1. Re:Bwaaaahahahahah! by Yakasha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I love it. :D

      If ever there was a case of "+1 agree" modding, here it is.

      There is absolutely nothing funny about "I love it." unless you're watching Naked Gun... which this is not. Don't mod the story.

      That would be me.
      I've been swimming in raw sewage.

      I love it.

    2. Re:Bwaaaahahahahah! by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      You've been swimming in raw sewage?

    3. Re:Bwaaaahahahahah! by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      Damn, I should have read your comment before posting mine.

      I mean, not this comment that I just made, but the one before that.

    4. Re:Bwaaaahahahahah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do too. I just have one question.

      WTF is neocities.org, and why would the FCC care that their access to that site has slowed to a crawl?

      "Just go to it and find out for yourself" you say? I'm at work you insensitive clod! For all I know, it's another goatse. :P

    5. Re:Bwaaaahahahahah! by 228e2 · · Score: 1

      I work for the FCC, and my opinions and statements are that of my own.

      This is a waste of time.
      The people you are throttling that will be effected have 0 say in what goes on here, we work the same job many engineers developers and BA's and testers do across the nation.
      Also, most of our work is for services we provide to the public. Most outwards traffic is to look up commands or to mess around on facebook/reddit/slashdot.
      And to be honest, im sure over 95% of the people reading this have never heard of neocities.org. Sorry.

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    6. Re:Bwaaaahahahahah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. The vast majority of the people that the FCC is restricting have 0 say in how the FCC decides to control and restrict the internet.

      I guess the answer of, "It sucks, deal with it" will just have to apply to the FCC employees as well.

    7. Re:Bwaaaahahahahah! by 228e2 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for missing the point.
      We can deal with it, but your measures does nothing to further your cause.
      And I'm not even mentioning how easy it would be to bypass these filters on a corporate scale. Maybe 3 lines of code, tops?

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  2. Take it a step further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do this for all goverment ip adresses

    1. Re:Take it a step further by PPH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Political party IP addresses. Just before campain donation season.

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    2. Re:Take it a step further by ganjadude · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Id go further, Find out the residential lists of all congressmen and limit their home bandwidth. I can bet you things would change if obamas kids cant watch netflix

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    3. Re:Take it a step further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why just government ip addresses? I think it'd be much more effective to throttle all of Comcast's address space and add a banner making it clear that Comcast is trying to double dip and get paid twice for internet they have already sold you and to be extra nice and helpful Comcast's 1-800 # for support.

    4. Re:Take it a step further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama's not a congressman, and we know where he lives. But I wouldn't mess with White House IP addresses if I were you.

    5. Re:Take it a step further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Implying Obama has any power to do anything about this when it's actually Congress. At best all Obama could do it Veto it a couple times.

    6. Re:Take it a step further by lilrobbie · · Score: 3, Funny

      But... how would the Comcast user notice the difference? :P

    7. Re:Take it a step further by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      he seems to sign executive orders all the time, why not here? as I said if we fucked up his personal internet life (slowing down his personal internet so he and his family are screwed and asking why they cant watch netflix) im sure that pen would come out real fast

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  3. Pron by Tokolosh · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will only have its intended effect if adopted by all porn sites.

    So now you know what porn is good for.

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    1. Re:Pron by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They really need to implement the banner injection mentioned. Make it CRYSTAL clear to these dipshits why their connection is slow.

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    2. Re:Pron by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How about doing it to all campaign sites for anyone who supports it?

    3. Re:Pron by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You do realize that the FCC has thousands of employees. And that you just called them all dipshits, over the rules created by the FCC leadership, which was appointed and installed by various politicians...

      That makes you a asshole. How about you tone down on the generalizations. I'm all for throttling the FCC, but direct the anger where it is due

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    4. Re:Pron by anagama · · Score: 1

      It is appropriate to criticize the lowest janitor of any organization that does evil. What would the CEOs/Directors/Generals/Honchos do if they had nobody to boss? They'd shrivel up and die. Every person who works at the FCC is culpable -- same rules apply to any organized evil.

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    5. Re:Pron by Tokolosh · · Score: 2

      Indeed, all the employees "just following orders."

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    6. Re:Pron by davydagger · · Score: 1

      what if central internel providers and hosting companies started doing this.

      we could block them off the net

    7. Re:Pron by whistlingtony · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ha! Where do YOU work? Don't be so quick to throw that stone..... It's a rare company these days that can be called anything but parasitic.

    8. Re:Pron by pla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You do realize that the FCC has thousands of employees. And that you just called them all dipshits, over the rules created by the FCC leadership, which was appointed and installed by various politicians...

      Did you choose where you currently work, or did someone pull you out of your home at gunpoint and command you to do job X?

      When someone choses to work for incompetent dipshits, it doesn't really reflect well on their own level of genius.

    9. Re:Pron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relax. All he said was "these dipshits" which in my mind refers to the collection of dipshits that are involved in the ruling, not necessarily all employees of the FCC.

    10. Re:Pron by meerling · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In this current economy with crap for job prospects, as long as they aren't breaking the law, the clear and real threat of starvation and homelessness is a pretty damn effective 'gun' to your head.

    11. Re:Pron by Gryle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dear God in Heaven, my kingdom for mod points. In a world with so many conflicting moral paradigms, any person on the planet has probably done evil in the sight of some other person on the planet. I'll re-state GPs logic with a few changes. "It is appropriate to criticize the lowest citizen of any country that does evil. What would the Presidents/Prime Minister's/Dictators/Generals/ do if they had nobody to boss? They'd shrivel up and die. Every person who lives in [America / The British Empire / The Roman Empire / The Soviet Union / Iran / Saudia Arabia] is culpable -- same rules apply to any organized evil."

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    12. Re:Pron by Gryle · · Score: 1

      Alright genius, where do you work for? Better yet, where do you live? Has your government done anything you're not proud of? Comitted any acts you call evil? You chose to pay taxes didn't you? Obviously choosing to give financial support to a government that does things you don't agree with makes you an evil person.

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    13. Re:Pron by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the FCC has thousands of employees. And that you just called them all dipshits, over the rules created by the FCC leadership, which was appointed and installed by various politicians...

      That makes you a asshole. How about you tone down on the generalizations. I'm all for throttling the FCC, but direct the anger where it is due

      Given that they're a government body, I'd say that's a fair assessment.

    14. Re:Pron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would it Godwin this thread to say you could say the same thing about Nazis?

      Sorry but "I was following orders" doesn't mean you get a pass.

    15. Re:Pron by Yakasha · · Score: 5, Informative

      over the rules created by the FCC leadership, which was appointed and installed by various politicians...

      No. They were all appointed by Obama.

      Tom Wheeler, Chairman, appointed by: Obama; November 2013
      Mignon Clyburn, Commissioner, appointed by: Obama; May 2013 and June 2009
      Jessica Rosenworcel, Commissioner, appointed by: Obama; May 2012
      Ajit Pai, Commissioner, appointed by: Obama; May 2012
      Michael O'Reilly, Commissioner, appointed by: Obama; August 2013

    16. Re:Pron by pla · · Score: 1

      Alright genius, where do you work for?

      For a privately owned company that helps keep people warm in the winter. My conscience can live with that.


      Has your government done anything you're not proud of? Comitted any acts you call evil? You chose to pay taxes didn't you?

      No, actually, I don't. I submit to taxation only under duress, the threat of Government Guns appearing on my doorstep. I actively oppose the majority of US foreign policy, and consider the government in its current form as little more than an occupying entity entirely hostile to both the constitution and the founding principles of my country.


      Any more questions?

    17. Re:Pron by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      So when the bosses of your company do something assholish, you immediately quit?

    18. Re:Pron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey dickwad.That excuse didn't work for the NAZI's, and it ain't gonna fly here either. Most Americans believe in personal responsibility. Except for Hillary and you.

    19. Re:Pron by HiThere · · Score: 2

      Yeah. And they *ARE* worse than the previous bunch of bastards.

      Remember, the MPAA, RIAA, etc. tend to give more money to Democrats than to Republicans. Republicans prefer other souces for their graft.

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    20. Re:Pron by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I work for a not-for-profit hospital, you insensitive clod!

      (Really, I do, and I sleep soundly knowing I contribute to good and not evil).

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    21. Re:Pron by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Every person who works at the FCC is culpable -- same rules apply to any organized evil.

      I forget... Who do you pay taxes to again?

    22. Re:Pron by ewieling · · Score: 1

      Voicing your dissent by throttling FCC's access to networks you control is unlikely to get you in trouble. Trying to interfere with an election is an entirely different matter.

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    23. Re:Pron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will only have its intended effect if adopted by all porn sites.

      This isn't for their personal connection, this is their work connection. If employees of the FCC are looking at porn all day, they should be fired.

      Unless Google was doing this, I don't see anyone giving a damn. Oh, wait, Google doesn't require a ton of bandwidth. So, um, yea, this is just advertising for some unknown site.

    24. Re:Pron by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      And what country is that not-for-profit hospital in?

      We can even call your state evil for the things it did to the environment, whole eco-systems wiped out.

      Face it, you pour energy into evil systems all the time.

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    25. Re:Pron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a privately owned company that helps keep people warm in the winter.

      So fossil fuels. Thanks so much for the climate change, and the attacks on anyone who tries to fix it!

    26. Re:Pron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that the FCC has thousands of employees. And that you just called them all dipshits...
      He's probably right. After all, Government employment is just welfare for educated lazy people.

    27. Re:Pron by dnavid · · Score: 1

      Has your government done anything you're not proud of? Comitted any acts you call evil? You chose to pay taxes didn't you? No, actually, I don't. I submit to taxation only under duress, the threat of Government Guns appearing on my doorstep. I actively oppose the majority of US foreign policy, and consider the government in its current form as little more than an occupying entity entirely hostile to both the constitution and the founding principles of my country.

      No one is going to shoot you for not paying taxes. They may imprison you, but that's a conscious choice. Conscientious objectors have gone to prison for far less motivation than opposing an "occupying entity entirely hostile to both the constitution and the founding principles of my country."

      If you genuinely believe that to be the case, financially supporting such an entity and willingly living under its rule is a far more serious act than working within the bureaucracy of the FCC.

    28. Re: Pron by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Google owns YouTube, they absolutly have an interest in this, and I bet using Google at 28k speeds would suck.

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    29. Re:Pron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use the stock market to tell what company is ripping off its customers the most.

    30. Re:Pron by pla · · Score: 1

      No one is going to shoot you for not paying taxes.

      And what do you suppose they do when someone refuses to peacefully submit to arrest for failure to pay their official annual extortion fee, through a barred and reinforced door?

      Hint: They don't challenge you to a debate.


      They may imprison you, but that's a conscious choice.

      A choice between prison and? Again, we go back to "Government Guns". We always go back to that, because the government really has no other power except the power to kill us if we don't oblige them. The Bill of Rights doesn't grant us our rights, it merely carves out a niche of special subjects We The People outright ban the government from regulating. Try reminding them of that next time you stand in a designated Free Speech Zone(tm).


      / Fact of the day: The US made it through over half of its existence with no income tax in place except for extremely limited wartime assessments.

    31. Re:Pron by dnavid · · Score: 1

      No one is going to shoot you for not paying taxes. And what do you suppose they do when someone refuses to peacefully submit to arrest for failure to pay their official annual extortion fee, through a barred and reinforced door? Hint: They don't challenge you to a debate..

      Sure, if you take it far enough, you could force the government to shoot you. Given the right forced circumstances could also force me to shoot you. That same power you think is the only power the government has, is ultimately the only power you have also. Taken to the ludicrous extreme, the only power you really have ultimately is the power to kill people who oppose you.

      / Fact of the day: The US made it through over half of its existence with no income tax in place except for extremely limited wartime assessments.

      Also, electricity and reliable indoor plumbing. The historical circumstances of the country have no direct bearing on its current functional requirements and goals. Whether the government levies too much taxes or not, the fact that it did not levy a general income tax in the past is not particularly relevant. For most of US history women could be denied the right to vote because the US Constitution granted almost unlimited power to the states to decide more or less arbitrarily who could and could not vote. The fact that the country apparently functioned reasonably well without granting women the right to vote on the federal level does not mean it was not a beneficial change.

    32. Re:Pron by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      The people could practice non-violent noncooperation. Worked for Gandhi.

    33. Re:Pron by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Why should there be starvation, when we produce a huge food surplus? Why should there be homelessness, when there are something like 10 million empty houses? The reason starvation and homelessness exist is precisely so House Republicans can boss the poor around, imposing artificial scarcity to satisfy their control-freak urges.

    34. Re: Pron by Z80a · · Score: 1

      It would not.
      But nothing stops google to going even lower, like let's say 300BPS.

    35. Re:Pron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but it's a matter of what people can feasibly deal with as well. Start somewhere, doesn't really matter where you start, but for fucks sake: START. I have left multiple jobs due to moral and ethical considerations...nobody else is any different. They stay (with the FCC or whatever) because they choose to.

    36. Re:Pron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we pay our extortion money every year. What's your point? "Pay or prison" isn't a choice, and we certainly don't have the option of only paying for services that we feel are important.

    37. Re:Pron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally not immediately, but usually within 2-3 months.

    38. Re:Pron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true 12 year old. You must have bought that id, cause you haven't been alive long enough to have gotten it yourself.

    39. Re:Pron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that the country apparently functioned reasonably well without granting women the right to vote on the federal level does not mean it was not a beneficial change.

      Actually the overly large government and the police state was facilitated by the female vote. Women overwhelmingly vote for politicians who promise to protect them from various threats, real or imaginary. We have seen what the government's brand of protection looks like. Seriously this is well documented, look it up.

  4. NeoCities? by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who the heck is that?

    IOW: Some group nobody has heard of, throttled the FCCs connection speed to a site they'll never visit.

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    1. Re:NeoCities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think the point is, they are are showing other folks how to do this, and that they should all implement this.

    2. Re:NeoCities? by digitalPhant0m · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the site that getting free advertising via Slashdot.

    3. Re:NeoCities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You've missed the point. The idea is that others should follow suit.

    4. Re:NeoCities? by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Some group nobody has heard of, throttled the FCCs connection speed to a site they'll never visit.

      We've heard of 'em now, haven't we?? (Nice attempt to focus on the messenger instead of the message, by the way...)

    5. Re:NeoCities? by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      Who the heck is that?

      It's the GEOCITIES for the trench coat mafia stuck in 1998 who can't wait for The Matrix to come out.

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    6. Re:NeoCities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo, have you played fuckin' DOOM!?

    7. Re:NeoCities? by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Some group nobody has heard of, throttled the FCCs connection speed to a site they'll never visit.

      We've heard of 'em now, haven't we?? (Nice attempt to focus on the messenger instead of the message, by the way...)

      It's relevant. "Type44Q's Blog Throttles FCC" is rather different from "Google Throttles FCC".

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  5. Slashdot needs to do the same by sinij · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Slashdot needs to do the same!

    1. Re:Slashdot needs to do the same by gQuigs · · Score: 1

      That's one way to increase the FCC's productivity..

    2. Re:Slashdot needs to do the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Naw, just make them use beta all the time.

    3. Re:Slashdot needs to do the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot needs to shunt the Beta.

    4. Re:Slashdot needs to do the same by sinij · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is just too cruel.

    5. Re:Slashdot needs to do the same by Dishwasha · · Score: 1

      I think more importantly we need to investigate what IP blocks the FCC chairman and other VIPs in the FCC use at their houses and tarpit those as well. You know, make sure the point really hits home.

  6. Finally, Someone With Some Gonads. by zenlessyank · · Score: 0

    Make them use those old telegraph wires for calls too!!!

  7. CloudFlare could make this actually hurt. by fsterman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think CloudFlare and some of the other big CDN's would need to add this as an optional feature before it got big enough to matter. I just don't see Google adopting this.

    Wikipedia OTOH....

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  8. Do it to Congress instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Maybe something will actually get done about the issue.

    1. Re:Do it to Congress instead by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Oh my... yes, this! It's too bad my mod points expired.

    2. Re:Do it to Congress instead by omems · · Score: 1

      Do those old gasbags use the internet? See: a series of tubes.

    3. Re:Do it to Congress instead by borcharc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This should be done to the entire US goverment, not just the FCC or congress.

    4. Re:Do it to Congress instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to actual footage in there, they very much does likes to streamings all the pornos.

  9. Perfectly Splendid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I love this idea. It's a great demonstration. Unfortunately, I can see the police getting involved but what are they going to do, pull a gun on you and tell you to change it?

    1. Re:Perfectly Splendid by Krojack · · Score: 2

      Or be added to the list of domestic terrorist groups.

    2. Re:Perfectly Splendid by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      I can see the police getting involved

      The "police", or the FTC in this case, can't do anything because no laws are being broken.

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    3. Re:Perfectly Splendid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The "police", or the FTC in this case, can't do anything because no laws are being broken.

      When's that ever stopped them?

  10. limit_rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I never knew nginx had a "limit_rate" config command. Finally learned something useful on Slashdot! :-)

    1. Re:limit_rate by psyclone · · Score: 1

      But does the syntax even work? ~* seems to be a string operator matching the $remote_addr to a CIDR notation subnet. Will nginx match that properly?

  11. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by MightyYar · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Head voices. Surprisingly common. Lots of functional people with head voices.

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  12. Nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now if google, netflix, and a few other big players would also implement this, I think we'd see some real entertainment.

    1. Re:Nice! by Tom · · Score: 1

      This. A hundred blogs and random websites don't matter, you'll affect maybe 3 people.

      But if Google, Facebook and another 2-3 big players do it, it'll hurt.

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  13. This gets an official by azav · · Score: 1, Redundant

    "Holy crap" comment from me.

    Jeebus.

    That's amazing.

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  14. "Internet Terrorism" by leftism11 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I expect that The Government will brand such actions as "domestic Internet terrorism". Off to Gitmo!

    1. Re:"Internet Terrorism" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Cyberterrorism"... sounds scarier.

    2. Re:"Internet Terrorism" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Cyberterrorism"... sounds scarier.

      Considering that "cyber" has been taken over to be a sexual term, they might think it is some sort of BDSM play.

    3. Re:"Internet Terrorism" by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      "Cyberterrorism"... sounds scarier.

      Considering that "cyber" has been taken over to be a sexual term, they might think it is some sort of BDSM play.

      Think you've got that backwards, mate. I haven't heard/seen someone use "cyber" as a sexual reference in a solid decade, whereas it seems to be the government's new favorite militaristic buzzword (cyberterrorism, cyberdefenses, cyberoffenses, cyberborders, et.al.)

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    4. Re:"Internet Terrorism" by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Good point. I suspect that when people hear the term "cyber-terrorism", somewhere in their subconscious or unconscious, they imagine terminator-like cyborgs with bombs strapped to their chests. Or something like that.

    5. Re:"Internet Terrorism" by greg1104 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The FCC is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, unless you slow it to modem speeds.

    6. Re:"Internet Terrorism" by PPH · · Score: 1, Funny

      Cyberterrorism

      Well, it has my PC shaking with fear.

      No, wait. That's just a bad power supply fan. Never mind.

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  15. We all need to do the same by davecb · · Score: 5, Funny

    If ip in set(FCC) {
    ... permanently overprint "Welcome to your new, non-neutral, net"
    ... speed = slow
    }
    else {
    ... for 10 seconds overprint "We're slowing the FCC, you should too"
    ... speed = fast
    }

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  16. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by blue+trane · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The one that challenges the Republican views that:money is speech, and since the rich have more money they should get to decide what speech I should listen to.

  17. Because the FCC cares about his shitty little page by Chas · · Score: 0, Redundant

    As pointless as a pencil after stabbing a belt sander.

    The only thing that's going to make these bastards stop is hitting them in the money, or hitting them. Period.

    Outside of that, they don't give a fuck.

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  18. Remember the SOPA/PIPA protests? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

     
    Remember the SOPA/PIPA protests - Google actually participated in that one.
    I could see someone like NYtimes, Washington Post, CNN.com or other media sites briefly doing this kind of stunt. Grandpa wouldn't be affected, unless he visited their sites from FCC HQ.

  19. Brilliant! by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    This is absolutely brilliant! It would be even cooler if this could be done surreptitiously to FCC public servers.

  20. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The one that challenges the Republican views that:money is speech, and since the rich have more money they should get to decide what speech I should listen to.

    As opposed to the Dems who decide that since they have money, the white house, and media they get to decide what speech I should listen to?

  21. Re:Because the FCC cares about his shitty little p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think the goal is to only throttle the one site, but to start a movement where websites all over the internet, including ones that those on the FCC do frequent, all do this.. so that they feel the effect.

  22. FCC Executives? by HaeMaker · · Score: 1

    Really? Dealing with some geniuses here.

  23. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The one that challenges the Republican views that:money is speech, and since the rich have more money they should get to decide what speech I should listen to.

    You think the view is exclusive to Republicans? Then you either don't pay enough attention, or you need your head examined.

    Remember during the sequester, the Democrat President shut down public access to the White House, but sold access to "donors" at half-a-million a pop.

    Not to mention, >8 of the 10 richest Congressional districts are represented by Democrats, not to mention the fact that7 of the 10 richest Congresscritters are also Democrats.

    With apologies to Charles Baudelaire - "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Republicans are the party of the rich."

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  24. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Yeah, it's hard to find good Republican biased news these days. Haven't heard a thing about Benghazi or the IRS scandal or how much Obama hates America in at least 3 seconds. FUcking dems.

  25. IPV4 Address Blocks by mt1104 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The FCC appears to have quite a large allocation there. One of those blocks give them 2^16 addresses.

    1. Re:IPV4 Address Blocks by mysidia · · Score: 2

      Yeah.... welll... I decided the nginx lines were too complicated an extra config addition... I preferred the iptables -I INPUT -s xxx.../16 -j DROP instead.

  26. real bias of the media by whistlingtony · · Score: 4, Informative

    Eh. I have to say, yes, the Ds are just as bought as the Rs. But lets get back on track here... There's a perception that the media is biased towards liberals. Ok, and I stretch to call the Ds liberals. But really. Benghazi. Over and Over and Over. Four people lost their lives, it was a tragedy, and it was a mistake... but it's NOT the story it's made out to be. The media is all in when we're talking about Benghazi though, and where's the real reporting instead of just parroting talking points?

    Where were the congressional hearings when we started a war in Iraq on faulty intelligence? Four people lost their lives? Try thousands of our troops and hundreds of thousands of civilians. Where's the outcry in the media?

    Our media is NOT liberal. They are corporate conglomerates, who parrot what they are told.

    Snowden? Benghazi? Troops coming home in caskets? Oil spills? mines collapsing? Our media are tools, and they say what they're told to say. Liberal bias my ass. They have a corporate bias.

    1. Re:real bias of the media by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Can't honestly say I disagree with anything you've said here. Any apparent bias between the different 'news' agencies seems to be purely for show, and achieves nothing but furthering divisions among us.

      Just like Lincoln warned us about.

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    2. Re:real bias of the media by RollingThunder · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't say "the media is all in... about Benghazi". _FOX NEWS_ is all in. The other media outlets don't seem to care about Benghazi anymore.

    3. Re:real bias of the media by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Quick sanity test: is the New York Times a liberal newspaper?

      If you don't know, then you are dangerously uninformed. The Grey Lady itself answered in the affirmative. Anyone who thinks the NYT is objective is a freaking idiot.

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    4. Re:real bias of the media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where were the congressional hearings when we started a war in Iraq on faulty intelligence? Four people lost their lives? Try thousands of our troops and hundreds of thousands of civilians. Where's the outcry in the media?
       
      You know, you'll never have justice as long as you use finger pointing as a justification for failures in your own camp.
       
      Just sayin'

    5. Re:real bias of the media by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Quick sanity test: is the New York Times a liberal newspaper?

      I don't :)

      If you don't know, then you are dangerously uninformed.

      Dangerously uninformed, or just don't read the NYT?

      The Grey Lady itself answered in the affirmative.

      Which proves...?

      Anyone who thinks the NYT is objective is a freaking idiot.

      Anyone who thinks news reporting is objective needs to study history a bit.

      Plus, objectivity = liberal like holding your breath = conservative.

      Pretty much everything mainstream in the US is way right of center.

    6. Re:real bias of the media by rezme · · Score: 1

      Mostly because it's a non-issue in the grand scheme of things. A schoolhouse shooter usually bags more kills than were generated at Benghazi, yet we've been beat over the head with that stupid word for a year and a half now. The only news channel making a stink about it is Fox, and that's only because they're trying to hang an albatross around Obama's neck.

    7. Re:real bias of the media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama let 4 Americans be tortured to death to prevent any potential friction for his 6-weeks-to-go campaign, and while they stiffened up in pools of blood he flew off to a fund-raiser in Air Force One, after talking with Clinton at 10:00 to cook up their cover lie about the video and leaving her to announce it at 10:30 that night. He is a cold, calculating, ruthless bastard. If he can't keep a lid on it - and now he might not - then even you will be faced with irrefutable evidence of what kind of monster you helped elect and the media who shielded him every step of the way. Krauthammer is correct, this is worse than Watergate. When Nixon was tied to that, Republicans stood with Democrats to call for him to resign. Now with Obama, the Republicans stand alone because the liberals don't care what kind of creature Obama is so long as they can worship at his feet.

  27. lets do this on border gateways by davydagger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Look, this is /. I know a few of you work at ISPs that work on Tier1/2 networks. I say take this to the hole.

    put these rules where they belong, on routers in the center of the internet. make some for Time Warner too, because its their idiot lacky who made them(tom wheeler).

    At least a few of you have to work for the internet in some capacity.

    1. Re:lets do this on border gateways by robot256 · · Score: 1

      At least a few of you have to work for the internet in some capacity.

      Unfortunately, most of those that do would like to continue doing so. But nice try!

    2. Re:lets do this on border gateways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'll run this past my boss... Or maybe you would like me to start messing with my FW rules on the night shift.

    3. Re:lets do this on border gateways by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Oh man, I wonder which ISP will be the first to block access to a competitor's website.

      On comcast? Go to Verizon.com = 28.8kbps.

    4. Re:lets do this on border gateways by davydagger · · Score: 1

      if google and wikipedia as per company policy can blackout their sites to protest SOPA/PIPA.

      Then what is so far fetched from the heavy hitters of the internet doing the same?

      We, not just indivudals, but companies, and the entire IT community needs to make a stand.

    5. Re:lets do this on border gateways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'll run this past my boss... Or maybe you would like me to start messing with my FW rules on the night shift.

      Hmm...

      The second one.

  28. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by ganjadude · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    you must be watching MSNBC or CNN if you havent heard about those things....

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  29. Re:Because the FCC cares about his shitty little p by Dishwasha · · Score: 1

    I'm going to use your simile as my #2 rule on posting to /.

  30. if you really want their attention... by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    throttle the family of fcc top dogs. that'll get them to change their tune real fast.

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  31. Wake up and smell the ducats, peons.... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The whole Red vs Blue thing is missing the boat completely. You can bitch about Republicans all you want, but the problem is the Rich vs. Poor and both deomocons and republicrats are pandering to the wealthy. The only real difference I see is that Republicans are a touch racist on top of everything else. Doesn't matter what side of the ticket you punch in November, we are living in a plutocracy.

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    1. Re:Wake up and smell the ducats, peons.... by JohnNemesh · · Score: 0

      When an individual, or small group, control the government, it's called "Fascism". You can label it "plutocracy" or "oligarchy" if you want, but it's fascism, straight up.

    2. Re:Wake up and smell the ducats, peons.... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Outward racism seems to be the bailiwick of the Repubs, but that's not to say the Dems are innocent in that regard - Al Sharpton being a prime example, and I seem to recall a certain former Presidential candidate who was caught making disparaging remarks about Midwestern white folks, and how we 'cling to [our] guns and religion.'

      Same deal with the poor - rhetoric-wise, it appears that Repubs don't care about uplifting people out of poverty, but one has to wonder; if the ultra-wealthy Democrats really cared about helping the poor, why don't they ever reach into their own deep pockets? Claiming to donate to some organization that spends 80% on 'administrative costs' might be good election year politics, but it achieves fuck-all in regards to helping America's impoverished.

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    3. Re:Wake up and smell the ducats, peons.... by RollingThunder · · Score: 0

      No, in common parlance the fascism refers to how the government controls the populace - by force. Plutocracy or Oligarchy refers to who holds the levers to control the government, regardless of how the government then executes things.

    4. Re:Wake up and smell the ducats, peons.... by triffid_98 · · Score: 2

      I'll see your Plutocracy and raise you one Corporatocracy

    5. Re:Wake up and smell the ducats, peons.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All Americans cling to their guns and religion, it's what your country is all about.
      Also screwing over poor people is a kind of hobby, strange that the poor religious gun toting nuts dont seem to care though.

    6. Re:Wake up and smell the ducats, peons.... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Hmm, a perfectly relevant post that calls out large numbers of powerful, wealthy, self-proclaimed "liberals" for not putting their money where there mouths are is modded "Offtopic," and thus hidden for a majority of visitors....

      Nothing suspicious about that, surely it's just a local groupthink effect.

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  32. Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles..... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 0

    ...waiting for the 'Good Germans' line so we can just Goodwin this tread and all go home...

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  33. Throttling? by PeterL.Berghold · · Score: 1

    Now I have to figure out a way to do this in IPTables. :-D

  34. What a great ad for a site I've never heard of. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This smells of an advertising campaign. I've never heard of the site and I bet FCC hasn't either.

    Free advertising.

  35. Priceless by WaffleMonster · · Score: 2

    Pure brilliance I love it. Never occurred to me .. even if it only has sentimental effect.

    1. Re:Priceless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no "if" about it. It's a feel good measure and nothing more. Maybe 10000 will read about this. 1000 of those will have their own sites. 100 may actually even do it. None of those sites ever get more hits from outside sources than the hits it gets from the admin just checking to make sure the site is still there.
       
      Do you really think Dice would let Slashdot do this? No one of note is actually going to be bothered into doing this.
       
      Just another Slashdot fantasy of how we're fighting the power as we continue to feed real money to the same entities that we claim we hate.... and feed money to entities we should hate but our fanboism blinds us to the reality of it all.

  36. Re:"There ought to be a law"... Really?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

  37. Re:Because the FCC cares about his shitty little p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    exactly how many websites do you believe the FCC needs to access to do their job (not for leisure) that would implement this?

  38. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by Nyder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The one that challenges the Republican views that:money is speech, and since the rich have more money they should get to decide what speech I should listen to.

    You think the view is exclusive to Republicans? Then you either don't pay enough attention, or you need your head examined.

    Remember during the sequester, the Democrat President shut down public access to the White House, but sold access to "donors" at half-a-million a pop.

    Not to mention, >8 of the 10 richest Congressional districts are represented by Democrats, not to mention the fact that7 of the 10 richest Congresscritters are also Democrats.

    With apologies to Charles Baudelaire - "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Republicans are the party of the rich."

    What does it matter? Both parties serve the corporations.

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  39. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by jmkaza · · Score: 1

    With apologies to Charles Baudelaire - "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Democrats are a party of lazy leaches."

  40. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by Yakasha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The one that challenges the Republican views that:money is speech, and since the rich have more money they should get to decide what speech I should listen to.

    Republican view? I'm confused.

    Obama, a Democrat, said, “I am in this race to tell the corporate lobbyists in Washington that their days of setting the agenda are over”.
    Obama, a Democrat, appointed Tom Wheeler, former cable & wireless lobbyist, to chair the FCC.
    A democrat controlled Senate confirmed Tom Wheeler as the FCC chairman.
    Tom Wheeler proposes the fast lane.

    If you're going to spew partisan demagoguery, at least post it on a story it applies to.

  41. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

    What does it matter? Both parties serve the corporations.

    True, but it matters because not everyone knows or believes that; even here on Slashdot, there's a fair amount of folks living in denial, who insist that one half of the One Party is somehow less evil/avaricious/etc than the other, by virtue of what members of that half have said. Thus, I feel it's important to point out when their actions counter their words, so maybe a fraction of the delusional who read this will realize their mistake, and stop making it.

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  42. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    I fail to see the relevance of that comment, care to expound?

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  43. Re:Because the FCC cares about his shitty little p by mythosaz · · Score: 1

    Exactly one, as long as it's the one that someone important over there surfs.

  44. Ummm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This assumes that those in the FCC know how to use the internet.

  45. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

    What does it matter? Both parties serve the corporations.

    They serve different corporations, and that is why they fight against each other. Republicans are oil and military. Democrats are internet and entertainment. Of course there is overlap, but if I had to choose, Republican would lose every time.

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  46. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly! I expect someone at NeoCities to die very soon. The Republicans kill for money just as they kill for food. They are horrific people that murder constantly. My Republican father-in-law makes sure something or someone dies for every meal he eats. He will not eat a meal unless an animal dies. They are disgusting.

  47. /. should do their part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and just force the FCC to beta.slashdot.org. Do it for an open internet.

  48. EPA please! by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

    Please, PLEASE do the same to the EPA. If you read the recent news, one of the staff who just got a bonus was spending most of his taxpayer-funded work hours downloading p0rn. This is a wonderful solution to that problem.

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  49. So let's buy the country back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://mayone.us/

  50. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People just don't want to hear what they don't want to hear.

    So far I've talked to two very close friends and one wife who both argued against believing Obama is 100% responsible for this. Then when the evidence presented was too much they shrugged and said "better than the other guys".

    Not when it comes to privacy, security, freedom of the press, freedom of internet, lobbying, taxes, or really anything I can think of except for a health plan that, as a Massachusetts resident, I already had (Thanks to a Republican governor no less). And then these people tell me I throw away my vote when I vote for a third party. Unbelievable.

  51. Re: Wow, the Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, no... it's bitch. The Republicans are the party of the bitch. It's all they do, except whine, moan and advocate for more tax breaks for the rich, under the guise that greater concentrated wealth somehow incentivizes buzzillionaires to create more jobs rather than investing in efficiency, which by its very definition, results in the need for fewer employees per unit output.

  52. Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a bit confused. Didn't net neutrality get shot down in the courts? Isn't this the FCC reacting to that decision? Shouldn't the pressure be on lawmakers?

  53. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by michrech · · Score: 1

    Did you hear that sound, ganjadude? It was AC's joke going right over your thick skull...

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  54. It's America, be a good consumer! by Atl+Rob · · Score: 1

    Don't hate the fact that we are capitalists! The point of which is to take every last dollar you have while giving as little in return as possible! Now that government is also more involved in playing the for profit game than ever, just makes us more capitalist. It's a good thing to have laws and people with guns force you to do business with them; or else! Vehicle and health insurance government rent ( property TAX ) are only the beginning. Big-Data (spy corp), Big-Oil, Big-Agra, Big-MegaCorp, Too-Big-To-Fail-Bank, Big-GOVT and so on... All great things! We are blessed to have such an insanely doomed future in store! Figting it only slows the eventual end game; global revolution via 7 thousand million really pissed-off people will be the outcome though... That will be a fairly bad day to be an elite member of the planet, but like I said there's no explaining it to the powers that be, their much too smart and prepared for that, history is an MFer...

  55. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

    What does it matter? Both parties serve the corporations.

    They serve different corporations, and that is why they fight against each other. Republicans are oil and military. Democrats are internet and entertainment. Of course there is overlap, but if I had to choose, Republican would lose every time.

    Hmm... so Republicans = the rich who control the physical, and Democrats = the rich who control the ephemeral.

    Actually, looking at it that way, giving Democrats absolute control seems more scary; if you're with the Republicans, they'll back you up, but if you're with the Dems, they'll just change your mind.

    That's about the only benefit to the two-party system, that those two power bases have to spend time combatting each other for power so they can't fully bring it to bear on their userbase.

    How are the Green party and the Pirate party doing in the US? Have they tried kickstarter campaigns like LL?

  56. Tom = multiple /. sockpuppet using scum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Let's let TOM speak shall we:

    "I'm having great conversations on this site with one of my alias accounts" - by Tom (822) on Monday April 07, 2014 @02:29PM (#46686259) Homepage

    FROM -> http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    APK

    P.S.=> Tom *tried* to libel me & failed after I destroyed him in a technical debate on hosts files... result?

    Tom ended up "eating his words" here http://slashdot.org/comments.p... spiced with "the bitter taste of SELF-defeat" + HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH

    ... apk

  57. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by smaddox · · Score: 1

    But you do throw away your vote when you vote for a third party, especially in the presidential election. Of course, you almost certainly are throwing away your vote no matter what, unless you live in a swing county.

  58. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by artor3 · · Score: 1

    You missed the part where the House Republicans voted to end net neutrality years ago, only to be stopped by the Senate Democrats.

    You also missed the part where Obama implemented a limited net neutrality via executive order, only to have that struck down by the courts, following a lawsuit by Verizon.

    You also missed the part where Republicans cheered the court's ruling, declaring that net neutrality is "socialism".

    Look here, or just google "obama net neutrality court" for a dozen other sources.

    Here's the lede, in case you're too lazy to click:

    A federal appeals court on Tuesday struck down regulations that require Internet providers to treat all traffic the same, dealing a potentially fatal blow to President Obama’s push for “net neutrality.”

    Opponents of the rules, led by plaintiff Verizon, hailed the decision from the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals as a victory over government meddling in the marketplace.

    Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tenn.), one of the biggest opponents of the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) rules in Congress, applauded the court for striking down “socialistic regulations.”

    Do you get it yet? The Democrats have been fighting for years to try to keep net neutrality around. The Republicans have fought to destroy it. The Republicans won, because the courts were on their side. And now you blame ...the Democrats.

    This is why things will never get better. This is why you will lose everything, bit by bit. Because you don't pay attention, and you lash out at the same people who tried to fight for you. Really, you deserve to lose.

  59. There might be some confusion. by Restil · · Score: 2

    Please let me know if I'm wrong, as it's certainly possible. What the proposal allows for is that say Netflix, or Youtube, or any other content provider that would utilize a lot of bandwidth, would be allowed to purchase direct physical lines to individual large ISPs for that ISP's customers instead of sending data over the Internet backbone. The end result would be a faster connection for that provider and those end users, for ultimately less cost.

    So what we're dealing with here is a content provider that adds extra bandwidth to the Internet (albeit for a specific purpose), and pays for it, for the intended purpose of saving money for all parties involved while improving the end customer experience. Can someone please tell me why this is a problem? Or am I reading it incorrectly?

    I do agree that from a technical point of view, the provider is purchasing a higher tier connection from the ISP for an improvement in throughput, but this in no way impacts any other service. I can envision the standard net neutrality argument that would allow an ISP to possibly extort a content provider, although I can't imagine why they would ever want to do so, considering peering agreements favor the consumer of data. Even so, tweaking the rules to disallow the restriction of data would make more sense than forbidding a willing provider to selectively choose to improve the experience for a specific group of customers above and beyond what is currently possible through the Internet for the same cost.

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    1. Re:There might be some confusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      1) The problem is manufactured. The largest American ISPs are purposely congesting their networks so that it appears that the content providers are swamping them. With proper infrastructure investment they wouldn't be. See the Level 3 blog post from a few days ago:
      http://blog.level3.com/global-...

      They want their cake and eat it too. They charge the consumer for bandwidth (which the price is kept artificially high by limiting their networks, and by lack of competition). Then they want to charge for peering arrangements to pay for hardware upgrades. Not only that, they save capex costs since there's no incentive to upgrade their overall infrastructure...

      2) There is too much fuzziness in the FCC proposed regulations for pricing the fast lane. Only that the schedule is commercially reasonable. In fact, the FCC can't dictate pricing policies for entities that aren't common carriers.

      With wishy-washy terms, the startup who wants to provide a higher-bandwidth service will get screwed. There's no way a for-profit company can't take advantage of the "gift" of opaque pricing and still be fair to their shareholders. Similarly, it opens a Pandora's box for finding a million loopholes to start messing around with tolls on the slow lane too.

      Bottom line is that they need to be common carriers, end of story. To preserve an open internet, they can't extract revenue from both the transport and content sides. That's what they desperately want and what started this whole mess when the Bush administration declared the internet as an "information service". Then the Obama administration continues the charade by appointing lobbyists to the FCC.

      HTH.

    2. Re:There might be some confusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why ever upgrade then, just let the big corps take over. Everyone who is not able to pay mega $ for their own links to upload content will eventually be silenced. Just as intended by the big and powerful.

    3. Re:There might be some confusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are reading the version with koolaid spilled on it.

  60. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The word "former" is clearly inaccurate.

    "It's okay, I'm a former murderer!" *continues killing people*

  61. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about you write to your Senators and Representatives? Even if they're Republican, they might listen.

    How about we try to convince people to support some cause?

    How about we don't listen to people who recommend nationalization of everything? (Regulation/breakup isn't the same as nationalization.)

  62. Won't make a difference by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Government bureaucracies already run about the same speed as a 300 baud dot matrix printer. They won't notice.

  63. How is the different from...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is fundamentally the same as the web sites (there are many) where free access is throttled (or at least the downloads are) but if you buy a "Premier" (or equivalent term) membership you get unlimited download speed and volume. Of course, most of the ones I've seen charge much less than "Ferengi" prices, but then you're talking about real people vs. FCC staff (especially executives). Throttle on!

  64. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by blue+trane · · Score: 1

    Where are the republicans calling for an amendment to overrule Citizens United? Where are the Rebublicans calling for net neutrality? Where do the Koch brothers spend their money?

  65. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by blue+trane · · Score: 1

    I guess McCain probably doesn't think money is speech, but then he's a maverick in his own party, right?

  66. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by blue+trane · · Score: 1

    Hate to be captain obvious, but it was a response to something about dems convincing people that repubs are the party of the rich, no? Two can play at that game, is the relevance.

  67. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by blue+trane · · Score: 1

    This post says it better than I can, with plenty of evidence supplied. Repubs have fought net neutrality tooth and nail from day 1. Wheeler's just crying uncle at this point. Quitter.

  68. Sound the warhorn! by StZaint · · Score: 2

    While we're at it. A couple things you can do to help is sign the petition (yeah I know). https://petitions.whitehouse.g... And contract the FCC by calling 1-888-CALL-FCC (1-888-225-5322) voice or 1-888-TELL-FCC (1-888-835-5322) TTY; faxing 1-866-413-0232; or writing to: Federal Communications Commission Consumer and Governmental Affairs Bureau Consumer Inquiries and Complaints Division 445 12th Street, S.W. Washington, DC 20554 Let them know you want ISPs to be classified under Title II and that true Net Neutrality is important to you as a citizen.

  69. Throttle a hedge fund, establish legal presedence by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    Great idea, but I can't see it making much impact by single websites.

    Who would be an entity sympathetic to this to do this for large scale effect? ISPs? A hosting company of significant size? Actual infrastructure?

    Would bringing this forward really help?
      -or just speed up the effect of net neutrality erosion?

    Perhaps it's already in effect. Certainly you could become a millionaire off this by throttling a hedge funds connection. After you do that, the legal precedence response should hep fix the situation. If it doesn't, just enjoy your sangria in the sun... and send me some btc as an afterthought eh?

  70. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please give a few bucks to https://mayone.us

  71. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    did you hear that mich?? that was my joke going right over you and the mods heads....

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  72. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fail to see the relevance of your false claim of lack of relevance. Care to be relevant?

  73. So what's their argument exactly? by JoelKatz · · Score: 1

    Are they arguing that they should be prohibited by law from doing this? If not, what's their point? If so, they are incredible douches.

  74. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by macpacheco · · Score: 1

    Neither the GOP, Democrats, Tea Party are listening to the public.
    As long as there is only two real choices during the general election (Red or Blue) this will persist.
    The other countries with a pure district voting system without runoff elections are figuring out the importance of having a viable 3rd and 4th parties (UK and Canada). But since the USA think they know the answer to everything, they keep insisting on not learning from the other countries.
    C'mon guys, you need to implement runoff elections, so that the USA could have at least 4 viable political parties (4,5 or 6 would be the sweet spot).
    Plus, the electorade needs to stop voting for the guy with the most money and the most likable face, instead of finding out who he really is.
    You should vote for the guy with less money, which means he's more inclined to listen to you instead of listening to big money (like this net neutrality issue).
    Until you learn that it's not a GOP vs Dems battle. They are all utterly corrupt. It's about having a political party based on cheap campaign, so we are not tied to big money interests.

  75. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by Yakasha · · Score: 1

    This post says it better than I can, with plenty of evidence supplied. Repubs have fought net neutrality tooth and nail from day 1.

    So? That somehow justifies Obama's actions & lies, or Wheeler's obvious goals?

    Wheeler's just crying uncle at this point. Quitter.

    lol. He spends years as a lobbyist trying to get this kind of rule enacted, then takes a job that ostensibly should be opposed to it, and immediately "cries uncle" and gives in to his lobbying successor?

    hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha. Is that the Eastern Ukranian's plan too? Are they going to defect and then immediately surrender?

    Perhaps we could confuse them by running away more!

  76. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Hate to be captain obvious, but it was a response to something about dems convincing people that repubs are the party of the rich, no? Two can play at that game, is the relevance.

    Ah, I see, the other poster misread my comment as some sort of dig at Democrats... I guess presuming that's what I meant by "devil?"

    Not particularly - in fact, my point was that both parties are equally devilish, and this divisive, he-said-she-said, partisan rhetoric (like what I presume was his point in responding) does nothing positive for us regular folks.

    Didn't mean to start a pissing contest among the extremists who can't see past their obsessive hatred of "the other guys."

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  77. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Where are the republicans calling for an amendment to overrule Citizens United? Where are the Rebublicans calling for net neutrality? Where do the Koch brothers spend their money?

    Where are there any politicians actually doing any of those things? Well, the first two, anyway - I'd bet dollars against salmon that, were I to bother looking into it, I could find plenty of uber-wealthy people spending boo-koo bucks supporting Democrats (or rather, their corporate sponsors).

    See, you've made the classic blunder of listening to what politicians say, rather than watching what they do.

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  78. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by nobodie · · Score: 1

    When I lived in the US mostly (60-80s) I would have thought that more than 2 parties would be chaos. Then I lived:
    Holland: a gazillion parties, from greens, to commies to libertarians to pastafarians to white supremacists to religious conservatives to who knows what else. Absolutely fantastic! Love, love loved it, real republic with a complete spectrum of interests that battle it out in public. People switch sides, change sentiment, have a chance to talk about crazy ideas and think, think think.

    China: one party. The trains run on time, and fast, and the focus is on giving the people what they want: toys toys toys for kids and adults. The government knows what you want, really they do: toys and more toys and cheap toys that break but then you can just get more, all supported by western economies.

    Thailand: two parties. One party is the middle class beaurocrats, mostly in the capital city who want a strong middle class and are supported by the armed forces (and thereby America) and the King (and thereby, secretly, by some of the rich and powerful entrenched power and education elites). The other side is the poor, rural and uneducated people who fall for schemes like: "two cows in every backyard" and "$.50 per visit hospital charges" and other stupid public policy ploys to get votes from people who can't do math (and also supported by the remainder of the wealthy power elite who see the aged king as a power vacuum that they can exploit, as well as the police force and therefore the drug trade, casino and prostitution trades).

    While I am sure that there are disfunctional examples of the multiparty model (Greece, Italy and others no doubt) the thing I saw and see is the importance of an informed electorate. It is easier to control the terms of the discourse if you control the information being debated in public forums. This is why we need an open internet and why the FCC ruling is so very important to our political discourse.

    I came back to the US 3 years ago, and frankly, we are stupider than I thought possible. ALL the "news " programs are lame and single POV. From the far left to the far right there is no real room for intelligent discussion. It is probably NOT the number of parties, but that has supported a stupidification of our political discourse by making it more polar.

    We need to choose a small number of very important issues, such as net neutrality and campaign finance reform. and focus on these. Anything that pulls us away from the core will just weaken our strength. I am not saying that we need to forget about the other issues, just that if we try to make a tidy package of them we will lose the war while busily winning useless, unfocused battles.

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  79. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by macpacheco · · Score: 1

    I'm on the other side of the train. Brazilian, lived in the US for 7 years (93-01).
    On one side, I wish we had USA problems, ours are far more complex and far more serious. We have over 20 parties, the main reason our system if screwed up (trying to be polite) is we don't have district voting. We have a proportional (per state for federal / state voting, per city for city voting). But on one side I'm sure happy we don't have just two parties.
    But having just 2 parties is an invitation for those that are very powerful to be able to buy both sides.

  80. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by jmkaza · · Score: 1

    It was meant more as a validation of your comment. Neither party's constituents are what the media (or other side) portrays them as. Many of the wealthiest, business owning Americans are Democrats. 8 of the 10 poorest counties in the US (the 'entitlements' voters) went to Romney. As a radical moderate, I find irony in either of the stereotypes.