IBM Discovers New Class of Polymers
Charliemopps (1157495) writes "IBM Research has published a new paper to the journal Science which describes a newly discovered class of Industrial Polymers that promise to revolutionize the fields of transportation, aerospace, and microelectronics. These materials resist cracking, have strength higher than that of bone, the ability to self-heal, and are completely recyclable. 'Codenamed Titan and Hydro, both of which came from the same reaction. One is rigid; it could become part of the next generation of computers. The other is a gel, so it it could be included in water-soluble nail polish.'"
Other metals do OK because we can melt them down and scrape off the slagg, effectively 'distilling' them.
All other recyclables are far less valuable because of the ton of work we need to do sorting garbage to get them back.
Plastics and organics on the other hand tend to be very hard to recycle because if you try to melt them, they burn.
One more 'recylcable' that requires a lot of sorting is pretty worthless, unless it has a quality like magnetic or distillable
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An humongous corp patenting a lot of thing on fields such as robotics, ia, materials..
Slashdot ya no es que lo era!
... you hear about a new revolutionary breakthrough in such-and-such a field, but nothing ever comes of it. </jaded>
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
Lemme guess, Titan is the water-soluble one and Hydro is the super-strong one?
This stuff breaks down when exposed to acidic water.
So it certainly won't be very durable outside anywhere on the east coast of the US thanks to the acid rain.
And indoors, well just watch out for the Pepsi Syndrome!
Starting off with ... "fields of transportation, aerospace, and microelectronics"
But the real application is ... "water-soluble nail polish.'"
I'm not exactly the heaviest user of nail polish in the world, but I have to think that making it water-soluble is a terrible, terrible idea.
And the mechanical properties, like yield strength, and modulus in some useful units like psi or Pascalls or something, not comparing it to "bone". At one point they say 1/3 the strength of steel, but steel varies by huge amounts depending on the alloy. And was that number with reinforcement or not??
Otherwise its:
we have a new plastic. We won't tell you what it is or what its properties are, except that its thermosetting (like a million other plastics) and it doesn't survive mildly acidic water.
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Geology - it's not rocket science; it's rock science
Yes. Even better, condoms which dissolve practically in no time so there is no need to dispose of the used ones!
Why does this feel like some long lost intro text to Portal 2?
Seriously disapointed this was not addressed in the brief.
It will be addressed in the briefs.
I am Audience.
you mean this? Here's some more info, dated from 2009. It's 4x stronger than normal glass, it's basically a type of see-though sapphire...but it's been around for awhile, it's "big use" is armored windows.
Re: IBM Memo 92148 (Anonymous Coward/Slashdot) Can you make condoms with it?
Hmm, intriguing idea. Almost certainly, but out of which polymer? A rigid "Titan" condom could certainly cover more than one situation (and the idea had considerable appeal when we ran it over the flagpole among our senior execs to see who saluted it and who turned away blushing) but the boys here in R&D said there might be trouble fitting it into a wallet. However, the marketing boys said that we wouldn't even have to change the name -- Titan Condoms (made by IBM!) would sell like hot cakes even if one did have to keep them standing on a shelf or nightstand next to the bed. Besides, if they don't sell to the general population, a bit of retooling and they'll make gangbusters self-propelled grenade casings (especially in the larger sizes) -- although legal says that calling them "Titan missiles" might infringe some trademark or other.
R&D was, however, quite excited at the prospect of a brush-on "Hydro" condom -- one would never need to take it off. We had a number of volunteers for a pilot project, and it turns out that in fact, one might never be able to take it off. Apparently "Hydro" is also being considered as a nearly indestructible super glue because of all of its dangling, um, "bonds" but this was being investigated by another team. There were, unfortunately, a few drawbacks pointed out by those party-poopers over in legal and their paid shills from the medical profession, so the idea was tabled for the time being, which basically means that we're still going ahead with the project but looking for just the right test population -- males on dialysis or willing to undergo a critical surgical alteration of the liquid waste elimination pathway, for example. However, we're a lot more interested in large federal or state contracts; this is (for example) an intriguing idea for our prison systems, if we can get it past Engineering.
Keep up the good work, AC, and we are gratified that you are making this valuable suggestion anonymously, as it saves us from the tedious process of running you down and making you sign release forms or having you assassinated so that we can cleanly patent the idea as our own. Now you'll have to excuse me -- I have to go empty my cloaca.
Irving Bentabit
IBM (R&D)
Even when the experts all agree, they may well be mistaken. --- Bertrand Russell.