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  1. Expectations game on SpaceX's Latest Launch Successful, But Ends With a "Hard Landing" (theverge.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    SpaceX and Marco Rubio are duking it out to see who wins "best management of the expectations game." Personally, I'm gonna give "third place win" the edge over "successful failure," but that's just me. Good hustle all around guys!

  2. Re:Did a paid shill write this summary? on NASA Gets Its Marching Orders: Look Up! Look Out! · · Score: 2

    Still, it's nice to see John Boehner's office embracing Slashdot as a campaign tool. Other politicians can waste their money on Facebook and Twitter and Instagram; House Republicans will stick with what moves to masses.

  3. It's not "even better than gummi bears" on Chaos Computer Club Claims It Can Reproduce Fingerprints From People's Photos · · Score: 0

    Gummi bears are a medium to reproduce fingerprints (and a delicious snack). This is a method to capture fingerprint images. Two completely different things.

  4. Re:Every few months.... on IBM Discovers New Class of Polymers · · Score: 2

    Copper interconnect? I barely even know 'er interconnect!

  5. Re:Every few months.... on IBM Discovers New Class of Polymers · · Score: 2

    Stop being so cynical, this is going to revolutionize the field of water soluble nail polish.

  6. Re:HEY SLASHDOT, THE FIRST LINK IS BROKEN on "Nearly Unbreakable" Encryption Scheme Inspired By Human Biology · · Score: 5, Funny

    But the link is nearly unbreakable!

  7. Re:It IS FLAC on Neil Young's "Righteous" Pono Music Startup Raises $1 Million With Kickstarter · · Score: 3, Funny

    The problem with FLAC is how does one get FLAC?

    Shit, I get FLAC all the time for my music. Especially if I play it really loud.

  8. Re:Ya but on Ask Slashdot: Why Do Firms Leak Personal Details In Plain Text? · · Score: 1

    "I have all the expensive and complicated tools I need to make a counterfeit passport, but I lack some random dude's name and passport number to put on it! Curses, foiled again!"

  9. Yeah! on Are Windows XP/7 Users Smarter Than a 3-Year-Old? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Millions of children in China learn Chinese every year, without even really trying! And you think it's so difficult ... it must be because Chinese is incredibly easy to learn and you're just stupider than a baby.

  10. Re:Current Dramatization of Only Known Lead on Police Probing Theft of Millions of Pounds of Maple Syrup From Strategic Reserve · · Score: 2

    Plausible, but I think the evidence suggests that Auric Maplefinger might be involved.

  11. Re:Not surprised on Kids Still Playing Pokemon Like It's 1999 · · Score: 1

    Collecting was never fun for me. I never saw the point. When I was a kid, my dad tried to get me interested in coin collecting. He saw it as good "father and son time", but I hated it. We could have gone hiking or fishing, he could have taught me something useful. He was an electrical engineer, but he never taught me anything about electronics (I learned it all on my own). But instead of any of that, we spend our time going through bags of pennies looking for a rare 1939D. Bleh.

    Now that I have kids of my own, we do active outdoor stuff, we build things, we do science experiments. My daughter has a great collection of Barbie shoes, but I was not involved in that (other than as a source of funding).

    30 years from, your kids will be posting on slashdot (via direct neural interface) about how their father always dragged them out for stupid fishing trips (what was the point? Anyone could have foreseen that trout would extinct by 2017) instead of doing something useful with them like collecting valuable items.

  12. Re:Kleptomania is a mental disease on SAP VP Arrested In False Barcode Scheme · · Score: 3, Informative

    As this article illustrates, the root of kleptomania is a desire for revenge upon a world that the person feels has treated them unfairly.

    The article you linked to says absolutely nothing of the sort. In fact, citing the DSM, it says the following about diagnosing kleptomania: "The theft is not due to anger, revenge, delusions, hallucinations or impaired judgment (dementia, mental retardation, alcohol intoxication, drug intoxication)."

    So I'm not sure what you were reading.

  13. Screw the math stuff... on The Physical Travelling Salesman Challenge · · Score: 1

    ...I want a car that doesn't have friction or inertia. 0 to 60 in 0.0 seconds!

  14. Re:The old days are gone on Online Services: The Internet Before the Internet · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the problem with the Internet is that there aren't enough libertarians making sarcastic comments. Also, why can't I find a good cat photo anywhere?!

  15. Re:Soviet Russia jokes overload on New Samsung TV Watches You Watching It · · Score: 1

    The hard part is making the Nietzsche jokes.

  16. Re:Einstein replied "Check your measurements, son" on CERN Experiment Indicates Faster-Than-Light Neutrinos · · Score: 1

    I got 99 problems, but faster than light travel ain't one
    If you're going faster than 299,792,458 m / s, check your measurements, son.

  17. Retailers are shaking in their boots on Augmented Reality's Disruptive Potential · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... Because I know when I walk down the Champs-Elysees in Paris, what I really want to be doing is looking at the world through the screen of my smartphone! Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

    Even better: sell t-shirts that appear blank but display hipster slogans when viewed through an AR app.

  18. Re:Crappy, crappy film on Review: Cowboys & Aliens · · Score: 1

    I get your point, but there really aren't any huge OMG special effects in Star Wars related to the force. Stuff moving without being touched? A dude grabbing his neck and pretending like he's getting choked? The most famous force moment is done completely through dialogue ("These aren't the droids you're looking for").

    Star Wars special effects were all things like space ships and planets blowing up.

  19. Re:I'm going to issue my own Fiat currrency on Bitcoin Mining Tests On 16 NVIDIA and AMD GPUs · · Score: 1

    BTW, I'm not even sure if Fiat is still making cars ....

    Yeah, but they're called Chryslers now.

  20. Re:Google thinks people shoud use their os, shocke on Sergey Brin: Windows Is "Torturing Users" · · Score: 0

    You're being tortured, you just don't know it.

    Actually, Sergey is a bit behind the times, linguistically. He should have said that Windows is conducting enhanced interrogations on users.

  21. Unwillingness? on Do Geeks Make Better Adults? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was unpopular in High School, but I question whether that was because I was unwilling to conform, or because I had absolutely no idea how to do so.

    Spielberg, I imagine, was in a similar position, unless he discovered a method of magically becoming a goy.

  22. Re:$130mil? Wowzers~ on US Funding Five Game-Changing Energy Projects · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not sure I understand you. Are you advocating a targeted $10 per barrel tax only on oil drilled from ANWR? That seems silly, plus you must be aware that taxes on oil production are a political non-starter. It would be easier to get environmentalists to agree to drilling than to get the GOP to agree to taxes. And I don't even want to think about the economic distortions that would accompany taxing one area of production but not others...

    On the other hand, it kinda sounds like you're calling for the Federal government to get into the oil drilling & selling business.

  23. Re:Right Now It's a 7 on Japan Raises Nuclear Plant Crisis Severity To 7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    My nuclear meltdown scale goes to 11.

    It's one worse.

  24. Re:Can someone please... on RSA's Servers Hacked · · Score: 1

    McEliese isn't "immune to attack even by quantum computers," it's immune to one specific form of quantum cryptanalysis.

  25. Re:There are no laws... on Russian Firm Plans Commercial Space Station · · Score: 1

    That's no moon!