California Bill Would Safeguard Consumers' Rights To Criticize Firms Online
An anonymous reader writes in with news about a California bill that aims to protect online reviewers’ rights."The proposed law appears to take aim at online licensing agreements that consumers often enter into with companies when they click through the many boilerplate terms and conditions of various online services. Buried deep in the small print of a number of these contacts are provisions stating that consumers agree not to write negative reviews about the service provider. 'If merchants think that our First Amendment free speech rights need to be curtailed, they should say so upfront and in plain language,' Pérez explained of the impetus for his bill, as reported by the Times."
The First Amendment protects us from prosecution by the government. It doesn't protect us from civil matters with private companies. This Pérez guy should know that.
"Here Lies Philip J. Fry, named for his uncle, to carry on his spirit"
You're free to do what you want, and the government won't interfere...
Except for the literally tens of thousands of inane and pointless restrictions placed upon you by the one sided contracts that you must sign to take part in modern life.
Want a job so you can pay your expenses?
Better sign over your right to intellectual properties you create.
Want to get to that job?
Better sign over numerous detailed and unnecessary rights as part of your car loan.
Want to have shelter?
Here comes Mr. Landlord or Mrs. Deed Covenant.
Want to use basic tools to communicate?
Sure, we'll add limitations to your rights to random websites too.
A better idea is to legislate that these licenses are non-binding.
Not that I'm defending people who write contracts here, but the notion of plain language is not unambiguous. What counts as plain is dependent upon the reader's level of fluency, and because not all native speakers of a language have the same level of fluency the notion of 'plain' differs from person to person. The reason clauses of a contract or often not plain is because of the use of specialist language. However, that specialist language has a specific function: reducing ambiguity. In order to make a contract more plain, more commonly understood language needs to be used, but more commonly understood language is necessarily more ambiguous, and thus open for interpretation. If there's one thing no one wants it's that their rights critically depend upon the interpretative powers of another person. This is why the words "In a 5-4 decision, the supreme court..." inspire such dread.
You know how many online ordering sites have a comment box? How about entering, "By accepting my payment, you agree to make your EULA null and void."
Because the person is getting a significant extra benefit---a substantial sum of money---as a primary, and clearly negotiated result of a contract about that very issue. I get X for Y.
It's completely different, for instance, if you take a taxi to the airport, and then find a submarine clause that your "taxi-use license" required you to pay the driver's fuel cost for the next year, and forbade you from telling anybody that the taxi company did this.
The usual is "get ride for money" or "get meal for money", not "get meal and gag order for money".
Rather than allowing EULAs written by companies, we should just have standard EULAs, for common types of products, and declare all other EULAs nonbinding.
I understand the need to have contracts that are nuanced, but for the kinds of contracts that you "agree" to simply by opening a box, should be standardized and devoid of any nefarious language.
I should not be able to send a letter to someone that says "By opening the envelope this letter arrived in, you agree to write me a check for $10,000, and failure to do so within 30 days will result in litigation" (and have it be enforceable). For the same reason, companies should not be able to have custom EULAs that are implicitly agreed to by opening a box or envelope.
Sure we can put the responsibility on the consumer to read every EULA for everything he/she buys from an OS to a bluetooth headset, but this is just a waste of everyone's time. We already invalidate stupid EULAs for being stupid. Lets just go one step further and make an implied boilerplate EULA that everyone is aware of and doesn't include anything shady.
Because the junkie never plans to overdose, right?
It's not that I think you shouldn't have the liberty to keep on plucking that chicken; my quibble is that those denying Basic Economics, like yourself, have decreed that the rest of us will go with you.
I promise I'll share some gruel with you while we're huddled for warmth below the overpass, and we review your "pretend fantasyland Austrian economics are valid" notion.
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear