Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Buys the LA Clippers For $2 Billion
DroidJason1 (3589319) writes "Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer has purchased the LA Clippers for a whopping $2 billion, also setting a new record price for an NBA team. This deal is apparently tentative until Donald Sterling gives his blessing. Twenty-nine other NBA owners need to offer their approval as well, but that shouldn't be a problem as long as Ballmer reaffirms his commitment of keeping the Clippers in Los Angeles. Interestingly, Donald Sterling had purchased the team back in June of 1981 for $12.5 million." We talked about this earlier in the week when rumors of the purchase started circulating.
Poor racist bastard. We showed him!
Ballmer will be throwing chairs from the courtside now.
Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
I like how one of the worst CEO's of all time still makes enough money to go on a $2 billion shopping spree.
At my job, I only get a bonus when I perform above expectations...
One has to wonder if Donald Sterling would have received this much money for his team without a scandal? It appears to me that he greatly profited from the scandal.
Outsource players to Indian H1B visa holders.
Force cross licensing with beer and food vendors.
Require ticket upgrades before you are admitted, no matter how much you paid.
Seasons will only be good in odd years.
Any televised games will require DirectX support.
Their hang time should increase dramatically...
Go to the first team meeting and start yelling: "Defenders, defenders, defenders!"
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