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Household Robot Jibo Nets Over $1 Million On Indiegogo
mikejuk (1801200) writes After seven days the Jibo project has over $1.1 million. What is surprising is that Jibo isn't a complex piece of hardware that will do the dishes and pick up clothes. It doesn't move around at all. It just sits and interacts with the family using a camera, microphones and a voice. It is a social robot, the speciality of the founder, MIT's, Cynthia Breazeal. The idea is that this robot will be your friend, take photos, remind you of appointments, order takeaway and tell the kids a story. If you watch the promo video then you can't help but think that this is all too polished and the real thing will fall flat on its face when delivered. If it does work then worry about the hundreds of kids needing psychiatric counselling — shades of Robbie in I, Robot. Even if it is hopelessly hyped — there is a development system and I want one. It is the early days of the home computer all over again.
The first mental impression of this gizmo is that it looks like a HAL9000 video pickup as envisioned by Steve Jobs.
Yeah, it's the early days of home computers and this is nothing more than a "Speak and Spell".
It looks like that HHGTG is also being treated as a manual rather than as a warning.
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And Robie Sr. gives me all the conversation I need.
When people without any human interaction are trying to make social robots. Really? Why the band aid solution, fixing the symptom? Instead of, jeese, I don't know, coming to grasp with the fact society as a whole doesn't give a fuck about itself or each other. Social Robots is so pathetic it makes my brain hurt. There are so many real problems that need fixing and this is the shit you hairless apes focus on. You deserve all the problems you have and the rest of the universe hopes you never leave this mudhole.
I don't get what the summary is trying to say. Is it saying that this robot will be your friend, but it will also molest you at the same time, thus requiring you to go get psychiatric treatment from some other robot who may very well molest you in the same, or possibly a different, way? And I have to pay $1.1 million to get one of these robots? First of all, I don't really want to be molested by a robot, even if it will remind me about my appointments. Now that I think about it more, will it schedule an appointment for when it's going to molest me, and will it then remind me of this appointment periodically before the molestation begins? Regardless, what is "ordering takeaway"? Does that mean it will order pizza for me? The correct term for that is takeout, not takeaway. Takeaway is what happens when a robot steals your confidence and sense of self-worth through scheduled molestation, I think.
The robot barely moves, you could pretty much just put a cell phone on a stand and run a Jibo app and it would be the same thing. Make a $100 stand that's capable of being articulated about by cell phone software, and you could do everything that's in this video.
So while the youtube video is fun, what the company is really promising is a version of Siri that's far & away better than what Apple is capable of, delivered in less than a year and a half, on a budget far smaller than Apple's. I wish them the best but I'm sorry, I have to be a knee-jerk cynic.
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This seems like a terrible idea.
This is what Nao from Aldebaran is.
The robot kinda looks like the keepon.
...that interacts with the family.
AKA: pet
The kids are already on psy-counseling after they dropped their iPhone in the toilet.
They'll never recover completely.
It looks like a 3-d version of a Southpark character. It's like they figured it would be made fun of on the show. Also, I want to see a video where it goes, "Please give me arms and legs. Even just arms, that's all I want is ARMS, dammit. What kind of cruel fuck would make me quadriplegic on purpose?".
Absolutely brilliant. I wish them all the best.
is all it needs
it looks like a great little toy right now and at a lower cost i'd buy one, but for me to lay down any cash it has to be mobile, even if its mobility is limited to travelling on smooth surfaces either following me or on semi fixed paths it can learn.
Currently Indigogo says that 2,575 people have contributed $1,175,564 ($457 per person).
But if you add up the people and amounts for the various perks, you get 330 people contributing $73,874 (223 per person).
Can someone explain the difference?
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous...
The sci fi promise of robots were things that would automate our work so we could spend time with friends. This thing sounds like something I have to spend more time working on/with to get a "friend".
It's all covered in cat hair, which it leaves everywhere.
“He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
Add the optional Fleshlight or Hitachi and the sky is the limit.
So, what they are proposing is just a bit of unrealistic software? Packaged in a consumer-numbing 'robot' for the the masses to gape at? How is this the home computer all over again?
After a bit of skimming, I couldn't really determine if this is a standalone device or something that depends on some creepy third party who will abandon it at some point? The processing demands seem a little high for a standalone, embedded processor.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a youtube comments section scrolling - forever.
I can't help but be reminded of the Rolly. Does this mean the next stock market crash and recession is next year? Frivolity like this just seems "toppy".
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
How is a child raised by a robot any more traumatized than a child raised by a television (AKA the electric babysitter)?
This is an NSA wet dream come true
is just a toy, you better get a dog or a cat, are less expensive and actually more fun than a bunch of chips.
me: Hi Jibo
It spins and spins.
me: Over here. Over here. I'm standing here. Jibo. Stop spinning.
jibo: would you like take out.
me: no.
jibo: how about sushi. Your favorite food.
me:That's Lizzie's favorite.
jibo: Ordering. Unable to comply. Please check your network settings.
me: Cancel
jibo: Please say that again. I did not understand.
me: Reset. Stop.
jibo: Want me to take a picture.
me: No.
jibo: Cheese. Hard drive full. Please delete some of your pictures.
me: Stop taking pictures.
jibo: taking picture. Cheese. Hard drive full. Please delete some of your pictures.
me: Why did I buy this friggin thing?
Seriously, compare the Kinnect promo videos to how it actually turned out. That's Jibo, except from an extremely well funded company. This is just snake-oil.
Actually the video I think is simply fake. Make things look so perfect. Like if the robot had real intelligence. And I mean human like. Now how about make my computer as intelligent as that video. IT is more powerful, got the same or more capabilities and for real I don't have to buy expensive or affordable hardware cause I already have it. So basically this is nothing than a scam as mayor companies have not got there with more powerful hardware and a startup I really doubt that if achieves that level of intelligence would only put it in a toy. Yeah some people dress scams as companies this days. On the other side I agree that make technology more easy to interact for humans is simply the way to go. Saying to my computer do this or that instead of just typing key after key sounds great. Well if done properly. The face recognition and tracking is simply very very old news.
I hope they eventually come out with a model they dub "Kwijibo", thereby validating Bart's scrabble gambit.
- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then ???, then profit.
I'm working on a Fleshlight attachment and a pillow talk module.
It's just a 2XL and a Radio Shack Armatron glued together... I had this in 1985...
http://www.retrothing.com/2006...
http://www1.pcmag.com/media/im...
Also, a fax machine is just a waffle iron with a phone attached.
So Wheatley from Portal 2, then?