Oracle Offers Custom Intel Chips and Unanticipated Costs
jfruh (300774) writes "For some time, Intel has been offering custom-tweaked chips to big customers. While most of the companies that have taken them up on this offer, like Facebook and eBay, put the chips into servers meant for internal use, Oracle will now be selling systems running on custom Xeons directly to end users. Those customers need to be careful about how they configure those systems, though: in the new Oracle 12c, the in-memory database option, which costs $23,000 per processor, is turned on by default."
Here is a flow chart to decide whether to buy Oracle products:
<Do you enjoy being utterly fucked over?> Yes--> Buy Oracle. No--> Run for the hills.
I've been at two places which have been Oracle'd. It's like being pwn3d except you end up $10,000,000 poorer. You also end up with less dignity than the inevitable tebagging you might get in Halo.
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If they really did mind about a $23k option enabled by default on each CPU, they would not be Oracle customers, would they?
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This being slashdot, it would be nice to have the article on "gotcha" licensing accompanied by at least as much information what it actually is, and when it would be worth paying for. (And not just some snarky comments about how cheaper databases already have in-memory tables, unless that's really all it is!)
This is like pennies to someone that can afford to run Oracle on custom hardware. Why is this even newsworthy?
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Seriously, does anyone check their facts any more? By default it is turned off. You have to allocate some memory to the In-Memory Column Store by setting the INMEMORY_SIZE parameter and restarting the database. This is not going to happen by accident.
The parameter that is being discussed (INMEMORY_QUERY) which is enabled by default does nothing if no memory is allocated. You only get charged for the option if you turn it on by allocating the memory. This INMEMORY_QUERY parameter is not part of that issue.
Someone has taken something out of context and run with it. Now it has taken on a life of its own. Quality journalism!
It wasn't so much a kickback, as an offer of a highly paid, no show job at Oracle after the contract closes.
At least that's what I've personally witnessed.
The company involved was under rate base, so they added 15% and passed it on to the electric ratepayers.
That said, Oracle financials? At least in the case above it was the DB. Everything else Oracle sells has _negative_ utility. You could get it done faster and more accurately with a yellow pad and slide rule.
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