Oracle Offers Custom Intel Chips and Unanticipated Costs
jfruh (300774) writes "For some time, Intel has been offering custom-tweaked chips to big customers. While most of the companies that have taken them up on this offer, like Facebook and eBay, put the chips into servers meant for internal use, Oracle will now be selling systems running on custom Xeons directly to end users. Those customers need to be careful about how they configure those systems, though: in the new Oracle 12c, the in-memory database option, which costs $23,000 per processor, is turned on by default."
Here is a flow chart to decide whether to buy Oracle products:
<Do you enjoy being utterly fucked over?> Yes--> Buy Oracle. No--> Run for the hills.
I've been at two places which have been Oracle'd. It's like being pwn3d except you end up $10,000,000 poorer. You also end up with less dignity than the inevitable tebagging you might get in Halo.
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If they really did mind about a $23k option enabled by default on each CPU, they would not be Oracle customers, would they?
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This being slashdot, it would be nice to have the article on "gotcha" licensing accompanied by at least as much information what it actually is, and when it would be worth paying for. (And not just some snarky comments about how cheaper databases already have in-memory tables, unless that's really all it is!)
I was really surprised that Oracle did not build database optimization right into the M series SPARC chipset like SUN did for the T series and Java.
DB/2 on IBM hardware definitely gets a boost from software/hardware integration.
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