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Getting IT Talent In Government Will Take Culture Change, Says Google Engineer

dcblogs writes: Mikey Dickerson, a site reliability engineer at Google, who was appointed Monday by the White House as the deputy federal CIO, will lead efforts to improve U.S. Websites. Dickerson, who worked on the Healthcare.gov rescue last year, said that one issue the government needs to fix is its culture. In describing his experience on the Healthcare.gov effort, he said the workplace was "not one that is optimized to get good work out of engineers." It was a shirt-and-tie environment, and while Dickerson said cultural issues may sound superficial, they are still real. "You don't have to think that the engineers are the creative snowflakes and rock stars that they think they are, you don't have to agree with any of that," Dickerson said in a recent conference presentation posted online. "I'm just telling you that's how they think of themselves, and if you want access to more of them, finding a way to deal with that helps a lot." Engineers want to make a difference, Dickerson said, and he has collected the names of more than 140 engineers who would be willing to take unpaid leave from their jobs to work on a meaningful project.

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  1. It's more than the tie by MpVpRb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's the rules, the bureaucracy and the paperwork

    1. Re:It's more than the tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget arbitrary crap that doesn't make any logical sense.

    2. Re:It's more than the tie by geekd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. If a workplace has "must wear tie" rule, then I assume they have a whole bunch of other stupid rules.

    3. Re:It's more than the tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't forget Politics and protection of turf. Air Force doesn't want to reuse what the Army built, Navy has their own ideas, and somebody is always trying to mystify a product or solution to essentially perform a hostile takeover by getting a competing products funding.

    4. Re:It's more than the tie by Tailhook · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's the rules, the bureaucracy and the paperwork

      Don't forget the corruption.

      As we've learned from multiple agencies that flaunt records keeping laws by deliberately employing systems that are incapable of meeting statutory requirements, the motives of these people are criminal. As an IT person you `will' or `will not' based on their perogatives, legal or otherwise. If they want a twenty year old email system maintained because an upgrade would mean their traffic is recoverable after six months, you're going to find yourself maintaining an ancient POS and ignored (at best) anytime you point it out.

      If they want a massive, possibly illegally obtained or misused database analyzed for extra scrutiny of political opponents you get to help them abuse power. And you'll keep your mouth shut about it too, or they'll put you and your stapler in the basement.

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    5. Re:It's more than the tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything that happens in the Federal Government is due to an act of Congress. Do I need to say more?

    6. Re:It's more than the tie by ksheff · · Score: 4, Informative

      and in some cases it's the salary. I had a .gov job during and after college. The pay was much lower than private sector jobs available at the time. However, they had interesting problems, I got to use real Unix workstations at a time when Linux hadn't reached a 1.0 release yet, and it was close to home.

      Also, it is worth noting that the bulk of the employees at this and other civilian govt installations are contractors. The actual government employees were usually managers or interns. When the contracts for the facility were awarded to a different company, the workers were let go by the old contractor and then hired by the new contractor. Same job, usually the same pay, just a different company name on the check and different benefits package. Usually only the main contractor management changed. It wasn't hard to find someone who had worked at the place 15+ years who also had been employed by 3-4 different contractors over that time span.

      The attitude towards work can be different too. Ever hear the phrase "it's good enough for Government work"? A good friend and mentor at the facility had once mentioned to me: "We both grew up on farms, so we know that this is a slack job....any office job with A/C is when you think about it...but we work our asses off compared to those in Reston". I would not be out of the ordinary for me to work late into the night or on weekends to find bugs, experiment with new things, wrap of projects, etc.....the sort of things that most software developers do, especially if they're not married. I would have gotten in trouble if I did that at the offices in VA.

      The dress code wasn't too bad really. It was just the "business casual" standard that lots of places. The only times I remember having to wear a tie was when the bigwigs and/or some Congress-critters from DC was going to visit or when on travel. However, that was a stark difference between what passed as "ok" in Silicon Valley. In 1990 or so, another guy and I had to visit Pixar's offices in San Rafael to discuss some software of theirs that we were using. The lead engineer was to meet us at the office and we stood around in the parking lot for a while waiting for him (the building lobby wasn't open yet). We saw what appeared to be a homeless guy walking around in the parking lot in a daze. He stopped, looked at us, and asked who we were waiting for. We said the engineer's name and he replied..."oh, that's me...come on inside". There was only one or two developers per office and they had beaded curtains for doorways. Very different than our 70's era govt office decor. :D

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    7. Re:It's more than the tie by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      ties are essentially convenient nooses for someone to grab.

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    8. Re:It's more than the tie by s.petry · · Score: 2

      Let me guess... Reading and Comprehension are not your forte right? "When Linux was not even 1.0 yet" refers to a time frame. Many of us that have been in the business a while use that as a reference and will fully admit it's not an accurate measurement. I started working with SunOS when version 4.0 came out, and was still supporting it when I left the DOD in 2010. I can remember the versions of software I was supporting (HP-UX 8.x, IRIX 3.x, AIX 2.x) easier than I can remember all of the dates they came out.

      You can Google/Wiki search the dates these things were released just as easily as I can. If you care to find it, the data is there.

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    9. Re:It's more than the tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this informative? It's just a basic rant based on no substantiating evidence.

      Yes, it is an appealing rant, but where is the information?

    10. Re:It's more than the tie by Whorhay · · Score: 2

      The salary even really depends on where you are at and how many jobs you've had. For me going from my first contract gig to GS was a very large pay increase. The pay raises were also significantly better and bonuses actually existed. Benefits were also all around better, and the vacation and sick time was impossibly better. Where I live as the sole bread winner in the family I bring in 50% more than the median household income. Of course I have friends who live in other parts of the country and I'd have to be 3 grades higher to come close to what they earn. Which is better really depends on what you want and where you decide to live.

    11. Re:It's more than the tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, true except for all the un-elected bureaucratic agency rule-making like Obamacare, Dodd-Frank, SEC, NLRB, CFPB and the EPA. Other than that stuff that happens in the Federal Government you don't need to say more. Now go back and tell your politically appointed boss whose dick you suck or ass you kiss you tried to troll on /. and failed like the douchelord asshat you are...

    12. Re:It's more than the tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the take-away from all this is DON'T WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT. Stay in the public sector unless you enjoy making deals with the devil.

    13. Re:It's more than the tie by sg_oneill · · Score: 5, Informative

      Its more than just the ties. I work in a government science department that does really amazing and meaningful work tracking animal populations, building climate and weather models to assist firefighters and policy makers (protip: We're in trouble, regardless of what the crusading economists seem to think ) , and coordinating a vast network of parks and wildlife reserves. This is *really* enjoyable work and 1000 times more rewarding than "Yet another corporate intranet for 'sell-cyanide-to-kids-dot-com".

      But hand in hand with that is an insane bureacracy. Recently I was asked to make some changes to software to throttle back satelite data rates from remote weather stations in the australian outback from every 2 minutes to every 15 minutes. The satelite data was insanely expensive and the modelling isn't fine tuned enough to warrant data points every 2 minutes (This is for predicting fire behavior during fire-season bushfires) even if we wanted it to be. So we set up the changes and tested it, and waited for the new firmware to be pushed out to the new sites. But no, its a government, anything "simple" is suspicious, so instead it must go through user acceptance testing , a layer of consultants , various committees and of course the various sub-departments must engage in their customary fight over who pays for it. It was 2 hours work and it will save $10K a month easily. But six months later its STILL not even at user acceptance testing whilst the beancounters fight over budget.

      Its amazingly demoralizing.

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    14. Re:It's more than the tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Exactly. If a workplace has "must wear tie" rule, then I assume they have a whole bunch of other stupid rules.

      When I worked at a big, big defense contractor, the government oversight people (who were themselves contractors, but that's another story) were smart enough to require that any technical questions they had for my employer were answered by someone not wearing a suit. I mean they joked about it in meetings, but it was funny because it was true.

    15. Re:It's more than the tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's just a basic rant based on no substantiating evidence.

      I completely agree.

      Furthermore, it is a direct contradiction of hanlon's razor:
      Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

      If you are going to go up against hanlon's razor you need more than just a fox-news quality rant.

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    16. Re:It's more than the tie by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3

      Just so you know... SOX increased publicly head corporation projects from 1 day to 47 days at one company i worked at so the issue isn't isolated to government.

      Basically- even a one *character* change had to be brought to the CEO's awareness.

      So the programmer told their lead who told their manager who told their director who told their senior director who told the vps, cio, who told the ceo.

      The end result wasn't that the ceo actually knew-- he basically signed off on the fact that everyone below him had discussed it and said it was going to be okay.

      It was supposed to reduce risk but in my experience- the rate and duration of outages and bugs didn't really change.

      When the ceo or a vp really wanted a project done quickly, various procedures and standards were set aside and it was bum rushed in.

      Combine that with a testing environment that was 5% the capacity of production with outdated, non-representative test data and you had a lot of production issues that were not caught in test.

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    17. Re:It's more than the tie by Skylinux · · Score: 2

      so the issue isn't isolated to government.

      True but these people in government are directly responsible for wasting the taxpayers money. Their incompetence costs any of us dearly.

      I recently quit my cushy government job because I don't want to be part of the problem anymore. These people are so stuck in their ways that they are not interested in saving money or improving things.
      "This is how we have been doing things for years, so this is how we keep on sailing."

      I have had a few government jobs in the USA and Germany and the one thing I noticed is that the same lazy people hold the same positions. Only the name of the country changes.....

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    18. Re:It's more than the tie by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      The difference between corporations and the government, is that the government has 319,000,000 middle managers. Everyone has their own ideas of what is or isn't fair, how much value a project has and how it should be done. So we end up with layer after layer of bureaucracy and paperwork and second guessing.

    19. Re:It's more than the tie by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      A startup is a hectic place to be and can be very demanding, but one of the things I enjoy most about startups is that you can get from idea to implementation to testing to production within an hour.

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    20. Re:It's more than the tie by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      At my workplace (a private company) it feels like we're still stuck in a 1970s IT mindset. Everything is waterfall with a veneer of Agile. Then there is all the finger-pointing when it turns out that there was a mistake in the requirements, and if all goes well we deploy a solution to the problems of two years before.

      When you look at successful technologies these days, almost none of them follow a classical requirements methodology. Sure, they involve requirements, but they rarely involve huge documents of specifications that encompass a year's worth of project that the vendors live (or more likely die) by, which are meticulously curated over time so as to always represent an as-built documentation set.

      Combine this with a more-with-less mentality, and it feels like success is impossible...

    21. Re:It's more than the tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bob is that you?

      In all seriousness that is in all parts of the military. Drives me nuts. Dont even want to share IT infrastructure for common mission goals.

      In my case there is a joint foce that cant get funding from anyone because "Airforce/Navy/Army etc..." wont provide money unless they set all requirements...

      Dumb.

      There is hope in my case, I hope there is some in yours.

    22. Re:It's more than the tie by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no kidding.

      I worked on a government contract once. Getting anything done required extensive amounts of fighting the process, and sometimes fighting the people -- they had their process, there was nothing in the world which could streamline it, and everybody was so incredibly territorial about their own stuff it was absurd. To the point that an Oracle DBA went in and removed permissions from an Oracle product -- the Oracle product explicitly said "need these permissions", the departmental policies said "no you can't" -- and then we spent 3 days understanding why something broke until the DBA said "oh, I removed those".

      And then as the pilot project was coming on line (and it was purely a pilot project), the government employees started demanding the training course, the manuals, the support callflow, and a dozen other things which didn't exist yet.

      It was maddening, the Director (or whatever he was called) would say "this must be done today", and we'd start doing our part ... and then the government people would throw up dozens of roadblocks to make it impossible. Even when directly told by him to do it this way, they just simply didn't.

      There were some smart people, but everybody had been so beaten down by the bureaucracy that it was impossible to get anything done.

      I sure as heck wouldn't want to be doing tech in the government, because getting anything done was nigh on impossible, and there were usually 3-4 layers of CYA going on as everyone tried to ensure that if anything ever went wrong they could say "well, I followed all appropriate processes".

      The tie, I could live with since I don't find them to be that bad. I actually like the tie.

      The processes and pointless procedures ... that was just crazy.

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    23. Re:It's more than the tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      so the issue isn't isolated to government.

      True but these people in government are directly responsible for wasting the taxpayers money. Their incompetence costs any of us dearly.

      I recently quit my cushy government job because I don't want to be part of the problem anymore. These people are so stuck in their ways that they are not interested in saving money or improving things.
      "This is how we have been doing things for years, so this is how we keep on sailing."

      I have had a few government jobs in the USA and Germany and the one thing I noticed is that the same lazy people hold the same positions. Only the name of the country changes.....

      The problem with all the extra overhead in government is that it's supposed to answer taxpayer complaints about government waste. By ensuring that the Army doesn't have a crate of hammers whose handles will break under first use in a combat zone far from the nearest Home Depot because some supplier's patriotism didn't extend to putting the nation's security over a fast easy buck. By making sure that contractors don't simply take the money and run. And to keep meddling politicians from coming in and screwing up vital infrastructure projects.

      Unfortunately, like any Procrustean policy, anything that doesn't fit is at risk, and the safeguards themselves can be a bigger hazard that what they're intended to guard against. Not to mention that it provides a whole subculture of people whose specialty is gaming the system. Or, how the overhead of working within the system is sufficient to deter a lot of qualified people from even trying.

    24. Re:It's more than the tie by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Actually, many of the most successful products I know of were slapped out in a hurry by 1 or 2 people who just needed to get something running. Often these products will then run in production for years, warts and all. And any attempt to replace them with something cleaner is likely to collapse from Fred Brook's "Second System Effect".

      Of course, Brooks wrote that before there were quite as many faddish ways to screw up management of a project. Although the one he espoused - Chief Programmer Team - has basically dropped off the face of the Earth.

    25. Re:It's more than the tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Said the left wingnuts who are so entrenched in their bias they actually believe Lois Lerner's emails were destroyed/lost by mistake. Get real. Oh, and the obligatory swipe at fox news no longer automatically wins you a point with your peers, you just sound desperate and willfully ignorant.

    26. Re:It's more than the tie by nbauman · · Score: 1

      Humans evolved in small democratic groups.

      With the invention of agriculture, we got a secure, efficient food supply, but we also developed hierarchical societies.

      With the industrial age, factories, research, and financing, our society got really complicated. We have ways of distributing power, feedback mechanisms to control that power, and parasites who exploit that system to gain more power.

      It reminds me of the immune system, where we have very efficient mechanisms to destroy parasites, but we also need increasingly complicated feedback mechanisms to control those destructive mechanisms, and we're in an endless war with clever parasites who keep learning how to subvert our system.

      In the air force during WWII they used to say that we need 1,000 men on the ground to keep 1 man in the air. Maybe it's like that in technological societies. We need 1,000 bureaucrats to keep 1 scientist working in the laboratory.

      And it's not that different in private business. Managers move back and forth between government and private industry, so they know how to do things.

      That's why a lot of corporations effectively outsource their R&D to startups, and acquire the startups if the project is successful. But then the corporation need an acquisitions bureaucracy, and the startups need a venture financing bureaucracy. Once you go beyond two guys in a garage, management gets complicated.

      It's easy to manage a group of people about the size of the original hunter-gatherers. Once you get bigger than that, it's complicated to manage people.

    27. Re:It's more than the tie by Metabolife · · Score: 1

      I don't think you realize how much it costs to put a satellite into space. 2 hours of quick coding probably should be validated by a few different eyes.

    28. Re:It's more than the tie by nbauman · · Score: 1

      so the issue isn't isolated to government.

      True but these people in government are directly responsible for wasting the taxpayers money.

      That's a distinction without a difference. The people in the private sector are wasting the investors / suppliers / customers money.

      For example, when I pay my health insurance bill, I know that in the private health insurance bureaucracy consumes about 30% to 40% of my bill.

      To put it another way, if there are 5 people delivering health care (doctors, nurses, office managers), there's 1 person in the insurance company generating paperwork and 1 person in the doctor's office dealing with insurance company paperwork.

      I would like to see a simplification and reduction of administration in the government, but when you try to eliminate something specific, it usually turns out that it was there for a reason. For example, during the Clinton Administration, a bipartisan Congress thought it would be a good idea to cut out some of the FDA red tape, and require them to approve drugs faster. I'm reading articles in medical magazines about how the drugs that were approved faster were more likely to have safety problems and be recalled.

      Sometimes government is more efficient than private industry. In Canada, health care costs about half as much (in taxes) as it costs in the U.S. (in insurance premiums). Medicare is more efficient than Medicare Advantage. The VA hospital system, despite what you may have heard about scheduling problems, actually has better outcomes than the private systems, and they're cheaper.

    29. Re:It's more than the tie by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      For me, the only really good things about a gov't job (in my case, at the state level, not fed) are the hours and holidays. My title entails a 35 hour work week, and OT is not common (though we rotate "on call" every 4 weeks). For those of you working 70 hour weeks, that probably sounds like heaven. And it nice to be able to go home and spend time with my family in my home. We also get vacation, holiday, and sick time in buckets.

      However, the salary for most of us in IT here is definitely below public sector norms, even for those workers with 40 hour work weeks (not all state positions are 35 hr work weeks). To get a reasonable promotion is all but impossible and involves years of resubmitting forms that HR mysteriously loses. Add to that the issue where (as I mentioned in a different thread a few days ago) the problem of under-qualified nepotism in state gov't, and you wind up with a few good people (a minority, really) who do the work of 2 or 3, because the rest of the workers are clueless and choose to remain so. Their attitude is, "I got a state job, I'm on easy street and they can't fire me". Increased workload is endemic everywhere, but really bad at our place of work.

      So there are serious pros and cons, but enough pros that I've chosen to stay, although probably no less than half of my close coworkers over the past decade have quit for public sector jobs. In this economy, that says something.

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    30. Re:It's more than the tie by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      It is facile to blame civil service employees for corruption, noting the reduced pay they get as compared with equivalent private sector jobs, and to blame their management for not being current on technology and more current on agency politics, but remember, please, that Congress holds the purse strings. That was thought to be a prudent way to balance the self-interests of the civil servants and the executive branch in 1789, but what results is that the Congress is technically incompetent and also in other ways too. They are often babes in the woods about how to spend on programs and partly to protect their flawed judgement they have made the procurement process for technology a daunting and obstructive task. What this means that if you go to work in a government agency you are often dealing with yesterday's technology today, as if you stepped into a time machine. What engineer would want to work with unit record equipment from the 1960's except under duress or public service?

      I payed Hell in 1977 while doing scientific programming at U.S. Geological Survey that they should adopt UNIX systems both for the productivity and the cost when the management had invested in a Honeywell MULTICS (!) system whose main compiled language was PL/1. They did begin to adopt UNIX late in my career there. I left in 1983 to work in the private sector.

    31. Re:It's more than the tie by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I like that. Conspiracy theorists often fail by assuming that people are too powerful or too smart. That is because they have a teleological assumption that it is intention that causes things to happen, not that we just bungle into things. This spills over into politics, too, we blame the President for things because the reality is just too hard to accept, that leaders often don't lead, that they are driven by events just like the rest of us. Consider that a main role of Christian moral belief is to fix blame, the assumption is that God told you the Right Way and you fail by not choosing that, the world becomes conveiently too simple. This is the same error as laying blame and thinking that intention is the cause of things. It is indeed dangerous that humans are not smart enough to see what is unintended consequence of their actions. It will probably lead to our extinction sooner or later, maybe sooner. Until then regard human affairs as a comedy of errors.

    32. Re:It's more than the tie by juicegg · · Score: 1

      Selfish question: how do you get a gig like this? I'm absolutely sick of working for corporations and startups!

    33. Re:It's more than the tie by markhb · · Score: 1

      That's a distinction without a difference. The people in the private sector are wasting the investors / suppliers / customers money.

      The difference is that the investors / suppliers / customers have a choice when dealing with a particular private company. We have no real choice regarding paying our taxes (assuming one doesn't want to wind up in a courtroom over it).

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    34. Re:It's more than the tie by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      I don't think you realize how much it costs to put a satellite into space. 2 hours of quick coding probably should be validated by a few different eyes.

      Oh shit we're not talking about satelite firmware lol. Thats waaaay above my paygrade. We're talking about firmware on a little piece of hardware that shits weather measurements out a satelite dish to a satelite. Its expensive because bandwidth is ridiculously expensive for remote serial over satelite type guff.

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    35. Re:It's more than the tie by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      Selfish question: how do you get a gig like this? I'm absolutely sick of working for corporations and startups!

      It was offered to me by a recruiting company. I thought it was a pretty sweet score especially since I was bones of my arse poor after the previous startup I was at had collapsed leaving me ridiculously in debt.

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    36. Re:It's more than the tie by nbauman · · Score: 1

      That's a distinction without a difference. The people in the private sector are wasting the investors / suppliers / customers money.

      The difference is that the investors / suppliers / customers have a choice when dealing with a particular private company. We have no real choice regarding paying our taxes (assuming one doesn't want to wind up in a courtroom over it).

      I don't have a choice when I buy health care. It's an oligopoly. I can choose among several different insurance companies, most of whom offer the equivalent unsatisfactory product.

      I'd like to buy health care with the price, quality and service of the Canadian system, but I can't. The Canadian system costs half as much, the outcomes are just as good, and the wait times are exaggerated.

    37. Re:It's more than the tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work for a major Govt Dept. Spent 12 months there at $1000/day and didn't do a single thing. Everyone spent the whole day working out ways to avoid work or covering there arse from the spotlight. The problem with govt is that you can't sack poor performance and you can't reward the achievers. The end result is anyone with even a sniff of talent leaves, and all the dead wood do everything in their power to stick around and bludge until retirement.

    38. Re:It's more than the tie by ksheff · · Score: 1

      Linux is certainly a hell of a lot better than using Windows and a terminal emulator to sign into some server. At the next job, everyone used Windows 3.1 with Procomm to sign into an overloaded SCO Unix machine. That was certainly a change from having an SGI Indy on my desk. But they paid better.

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  2. Creative snowflakes and rock stars...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I dunno, doesn't fit the engineers I know. Maybe he's been at Google too long...

  3. Re: what a douche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Finding a way to deal"...how do you feel coders? Does being labled a delicate "snowflake" make you even want to bother with reading the rest of what he has to day? And who are these masochists that would work for nothing? Let me guess...
      yep he is a douche.

  4. Engineers do dress well by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd note that most software engineers aren't philosophically opposed to dressing well, or to reasonable dress codes. They're mostly opposed to stupid dress codes that make them uncomfortable while working for no good reason. Reasonable dress for a meeting with outside customers is different from that for a group of engineers banging out a solution to a code problem, and what's reasonable when you've hauled someone in on their day off to deal with an emergency isn't the same as what they'd wear during a normal workday. Management tends to lose sight of all this because they've got much different jobs from the engineers and the dress norms for them are going to be different from those for engineers because the routine situations are going to be different.

    1. Re:Engineers do dress well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd note that most software engineers aren't philosophically opposed to dressing well, or to reasonable dress codes. They're mostly opposed to stupid dress codes that make them uncomfortable while working for no good reason. Reasonable dress for a meeting with outside customers is different from that for a group of engineers banging out a solution to a code problem, and what's reasonable when you've hauled someone in on their day off to deal with an emergency isn't the same as what they'd wear during a normal workday. Management tends to lose sight of all this because they've got much different jobs from the engineers and the dress norms for them are going to be different from those for engineers because the routine situations are going to be different.

      I'd point out that in the case of web applications for the government, engineers have very little reason to ever meet customers. In that case, the minor arguments for even a business casual dress code fade away.

      Government has to think about why IT people might work for them. Higher pay? Not going to happen--government will never match private sector stock gifts. If I'd stayed another six months at Amazon, I would have received stock worth $100,000 if sold at the right time (and still worth $75,000+ if sold today). Taken out to a year, my compensation would have been roughly $280,000. Government isn't matching that.

      Better benefits? My benefits were good. I doubt that the government is offering better. The pension perhaps, but what happens when the government goes bankrupt? Hey, it happened in Detroit. The federal government's debt has increased every year since 1958 (this includes the debt owed to Social Security and Medicare). My 401k might be smaller, but it's money under my control. Amazon could go under tomorrow and I'd have everything but the portion in Amazon stock (which I could sell but it's been outperforming the rest of my portfolio).

      The only thing that the government has going for it is the possibility of doing good. How well is that going to stack up against lower pay, unreasonable dress code requirements, and exceptionally clueless bosses (neither Obama nor almost any member of Congress has a clue about what is involved in software development)?

    2. Re:Engineers do dress well by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The only thing that the government has going for it is the possibility of doing good.

      Agreed. And the NSA, CIA, DHS, and President are doing their best to eliminate that reason.

      Plus, having worked for the DoD for a number of years, I must add that working for Congress is like working for a schizophrenic two year old who has a temper tantrum in between each bowl movement.

    3. Re:Engineers do dress well by jxander · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you're definitely on the right track: It's much less an opposition to dressing nicely. Rather, engineers tend to oppose things for which the only rationale is "because that's just the way we do it."

      Professional business attire is acceptable when dealing with clients/customers. Makes logical sense. No opposition.
      Suit and tie, to sit in a cube and churn through code all day ... makes no sense. So you'll get push back.

      Anecdotally, I've noticed that this tends to be more common back east. DC to Boston, random working stiffs rocking the jacket and tie every day for no adequate reason. I worked for Intuit out in San Diego for a few years though, and engineers would quite often come to work in flip flops and board shorts (we were 10-15 min from the beach, so a long lunch of surfing was fairly common). You might be khakis and a polo shirt for important meetings. Maybe.

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    4. Re:Engineers do dress well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      a schizophrenic two year old who has a temper tantrum in between each bowl movement.
       
      So it'd be like working with Linus Torvalds?

    5. Re:Engineers do dress well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So it'd be like working with Linus Torvalds?

      Actually, no. Linus has given us Linux and git. Whereas Congress has given us debt slavery, corruption, economic stagnation and Forever War.

    6. Re:Engineers do dress well by tlambert · · Score: 1

      So it'd be like working with Linus Torvalds?

      Actually, no. Linus has given us Linux and git. Whereas Congress has given us debt slavery, corruption, economic stagnation and Forever War.

      I suppose we'll have to take the bad with the good.

    7. Re:Engineers do dress well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you joking? They refuse to give out the money? Estimates range from 70 million to 634 million for the web site. "Reasonable" estimates seem to be in the 150 million dollar range.

      You really think you can't build a "website like Healthcare.gov" on that sort of budget? If you don't think so, you have no business earning a salary in tech.

    8. Re:Engineers do dress well by s.petry · · Score: 2

      The pension perhaps, but what happens when the government goes bankrupt?

      If the Government goes bankrupt you won't have a pension, money becomes toilet paper. A bit of history can be found here and there are many other historical references to find (I picked an easy target).

      Precious metals, gems, art, etc.. can survive a Federal bankruptcy but your saved cash won't. Even if it's in a "guaranteed" savings, what happens is due to massive inflation your hundred grand may purchase a loaf of bread (historically accurate by the way).

      The only people that would benefit in the case of the US Government going bankrupt are the global bankers who would seize all assets of every person living in said USA both foreign and domestic.

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    9. Re:Engineers do dress well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's a bowl movement? Is that like two girls and one cup?

    10. Re:Engineers do dress well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The stupidity of dress codes distilled into a simple phrase: Washington DC summers. If you want to know how stupid dress codes are, wear "normal business attire" around Washington DC during the months of July/August. Either ungodly heat and humidity leaving you drenched in sweat, or overly air-conditioned offices that make your hands turn blue while coding. Neither of which is especially conducive to doing "business".

      But I have the good fortune of working/having worked for sensible employers whose requirement was "just be neat". Nothing ratty, no fuzzy slippers, shave once in a while, OK? The result: pleasant, comfortable, happy, highly productive work environments.

    11. Re:Engineers do dress well by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      You want stupid dress codes. Come to Florida. The executives wear suits so the building A/C is set for Chicago. Although at least they got rid of the vests.

    12. Re:Engineers do dress well by quintessentialk · · Score: 1

      Don't know if I agree with the characterization of engineers; we're a pretty diverse bunch. I do agree with your East coast / West coast anecdote, though, and also point out the difference between industries. Our software engineers (large, east coast defense company) don't wear ties or jackets, but slacks and a button-up collared shirt is the minimally socially accepted dress; even a polo shirt will mark you as a little bit young or casual (not an advantage in this industry). Our subcontractors on the west coast will sometimes even wear shorts to work, which from the perspective of someone who has only lived and worked in the North East US is unthinkable (in the sense that it would not occur to me that it could ever ok, but I think that it is ok now that I've stopped to think about it).

    13. Re:Engineers do dress well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fixing" the culture really isn't going to do you a whole a a lot of good when you have debouched security. And the employees themselves have no motivation to do a good job their just there to more or less collect a pay check, that's not all of them, but this is government and it seems 80% of their employees are village-idiots to begin with.

      You're contradicting yourself here. You say fixing the culture isn't going to do anything, yet you go on to complain about the culture being the problem....

      Don't be confused here, "culture" comprises the people, environment, and bureaucracy in addition to simple dress code. All of these things fall under "culture" and are all individually contributing factors.

    14. Re:Engineers do dress well by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1

      Weimar Republic was a special case. Punitive measures put on Germany (reparations) gave the Weimar Republic fewer options than the US would have. The US has the options of the following:

      1. Telling foreign creditors to get stuffed.
      2. Declaring all bond debt null and void.
      3. Declaring SOME bond debt (say, those bonds held by rich people -- not saying I support this, just that it's an option) null and void.
      4. Many other "creative" options I haven't even thought of.

      The Weimar Republic could do none of this. It was a weak, unpopular, unstable government that was also under the boot of foreign oppressors. A US federal government bankruptcy would look much different.

      And you don't have to go to precious metals anyway. Corporate stocks, real estate, and inflation-adjusted bonds also track inflation.

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    15. Re:Engineers do dress well by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The Weimar Republic also had an interest in advertising problems to the world, particularly with the French occupation of the Rhineland.

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    16. Re:Engineers do dress well by s.petry · · Score: 1

      The Weimar Republic was not that different from other countries, but I will give you that it's an extreme example.

      Where you are wrong however, is that the US does not control US money, the Federal Reserve controls their money. The Federal reserve is not a Government agency, not accountable to the Government, and does not give a shit about you or your money as much as they care about "their" money.

      The Federal reserve has "lost" over a trillion dollars and during the 2008 financial crisis somehow saw fit to give 800 Billion dollars "loaned" to the US government to other countries. This money has not been recovered, and nobody has been sent to jail for fraud. We can't even get an audit of them, despite people in the House and Senate telling us we should be for decades. To the public, they are easily fooled by the name of the cartel and believe this is part of the US Government.

      Now you could try to claim that the US Government would back citizens and their property, which they could do to some extent. That may let you keep a house, but your investment into the house would vanish. Other vanishing wealth would be any non-physical assets you or the US government has accumulated.

      I really don't see how you believe a US Federal Bankruptcy would be different. We are close to 18Trillion dollars in cash debt and climbing. If you look at real debt (including pensions, social security, etc..) the numbers are closer to 70Trillion in debt and climbing. We have never seen a Government with that massive amount of debt go bankrupt. Our debt is extreme, why would the impact of a bankruptcy not be extreme also? We don't own enough materials to pay for it, period.

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    17. Re:Engineers do dress well by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1

      Of course the Federal Reserve is a government agency. Congress created it. Congress can shut it down if it wants. It's not "accountable" because being accountable means, "politicians can fuck with it". And whoever the current President is would have a strong temptation to force the Federal Reserve to enact an inflationary monetary policy just before an election, because such a policy would cause a temporary increase in economic growth, and the negative effects of the inflation would not be felt until some time later. So, it's done exactly like the Supreme Court*: the President appoints the Board of the Federal Reserve System, the Senate confirms the appointments, and, afterwards, the President can't fire or control the appointed official. Are you going to claim the Supreme Court isn't part of our government?

      *Except that Congress can't fire a Supreme Court justice but could completely rewrite the Federal Reserve Act and fire whoever they wanted at any time.

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    18. Re:Engineers do dress well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      engineers tend to oppose things for which the only rationale is "because that's just the way we do it."

      What you're saying sounds right, but so does the opposite: wearing suits is not how WE do it, unless it is a Victorian steampunk suit. It's how THEY do it, these MBAs that exist only to justify themselves and get in the way, strangling people doing real work with demoralizing political nonsense and throwing the sand of smarm into any well-intentioned discussion about what's best for the company, the users, the world, whatever. There is even a word for it: necktie damage. No, I don't want to wear a necktie. I hate necktie damage. Your tribal markings are associated with bullying dangerous incompetence, and I don't want to adopt them.

    19. Re: Engineers do dress well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My first job out of college was coding loan processing systems for Fannie Mae. They had the full suit dress code requirement. It was July. I passed out on Columbia Pike (right across from the Air Force memorial) while walking from my apartment to the Crystal City metro during my second week. Decided to quit then and there, and have never had a job with a dress code again. Ended up at Google, where jeans and a t-shirt are standard. The cultural difference is astounding.

  5. No culture change is needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but a salary change.

  6. I work for government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have long hair, a beard, wear t-shirt and shorts to work, come and go as I please (for the most part), etc. Of course I make 2/3 of what corporate sysadmins make. But considering I get more than a month of vacation, it's an adequate tradeoff for all the perks. Government has IT talent, although not in the IRS' desktop support division.

    1. Re:I work for government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get 6 weeks and I'm not even a proper admin! LOLzzz!!! Private sector, muthafucka!

    2. Re:I work for government by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Government has IT talent, although not in the IRS' desktop support division.

      To be fair, long-term archiving is not the job of desktop computers. A true archive system costs money, i.e. tax money. There was a push around the time at issue to shrink gov't cost. Now they are bitching about not having sufficient equipment. You cannot have it both ways.

  7. Summary misplaces emphasis on one point by MattskEE · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually Mikey gives four reasons for the healthcare.gov problems, but the summary just focuses on the last one, probably because it sounds funny:

    The original points (as summed up by me in a few words) were (1) Fragmentation of implementation, (2) Lack of monitoring of system, (3) Lack of experience by the companies building it, and (4) workplace culture clash.

    1. Re:Summary misplaces emphasis on one point by Daemonik · · Score: 2

      Don't forget: Absolutely no support from a hostile Congress to the basic existence of the project.

    2. Re:Summary misplaces emphasis on one point by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      Well, technically there was a ton of support from Congress, considering Congress passed the actual law in the first place, and therefore provided funding for the entire thing.

      It's more like there was one part of congress very much in favor of Obamacare, and one part very much against, and the in-favor group carried the day.

    3. Re:Summary misplaces emphasis on one point by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It was also a really big project (arguably one of the problems). For a project of that size, it was unusually successful, in that what was delivered could be modified to actually work. There are a surprising number of big projects that just fail, leaving nothing useful.

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  8. I have to ask.... by bobbied · · Score: 1

    Which culture?

    Are we talking in macro terms, as in our overall culture, the culture of the United States?

    OR

    The again macro culture of government workers? Where performance doesn't matter all that much and you are at the mercy of a rarely talented middle management layer that swallows 90% of the work force?

    OR

    The culture of the average IT worker used to working from the basement in Mom's house?

    Good luck on changing any of them..

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  9. Need to cut down on contractors and subcontractors by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Need to cut down on the contractors and subcontractors in GOV IT.

    They add lot's of over head and can make it hard to get work done as people need to work though layers and layers of contractors and subcontractors to get info from one team to an other team.

  10. simple! all it takes is... by supernova87a · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sure, no problem!

    All you have to do to create the environment for IT talent to want to work in government is to get rid of a culture of more importance on process than outcome, a culture of not getting fired even if you don't do any useful work, and power and advancement based more on perception and political maneuvering in front of people who don't know talent when they see it, instead of results. Oh, and constant interference by politicians who can't be bothered to appreciate what your work required, but are happy to use it as a tool for their own means.

    I'm sure all that will be easy!

  11. Nope. by sshir · · Score: 1

    Moron does not know what's he talking about. There are plenty of places in government where proper geeks work. Examples: NSA and NIH. All what it takes is the ability of the agency in question to pay market rates, e.g. "title 42" and such (both big Ns can do that).

    1. Re:Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In addition to being a "proper" geek, maybe they also might want to hire some people with morals.

    2. Re:Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok. Whose morals? Yours? Or some elses?

      Show me an official one-size-fits-all handbook of morals and I'll direct you to the fictional section of the bookstore where such a handbook allegedly exists.

      Cry me a fucking river with your sanctimonious morality crusade!

    3. Re:Nope. by redeIm · · Score: 1

      Ok. Whose morals? Yours? Or some elses?

      At the very least, they should know not to work for an organization like the NSA that violates the highest law of the land and almost everyone's privacy rights. You should have no problem agreeing with that statement, just like you should have no problem agreeing that murdering innocent people is wrong; there's simply no room for disagreement.

  12. Try paying them..... by who_stole_my_kidneys · · Score: 1

    In my experience the pay rate was well under what private companies pay, and for some one who is worth their salt they would jump at a private company that is going to pay them 30% more + stocks and better medical benefits. Hiring some one for a position takes 2-3 times as long to process paperwork, and if they have not been offered another position with a private company, the laugh at the offered salary.

  13. Re:Maybe the Prez by Dzimas · · Score: 2

    Here's a photo taken today of the President at Martha's Vineyard. It's not exactly a job you can walk away from: http://bit.ly/1oJyAfo

  14. Engineers do dress well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That really has nothing to do with it..

    The problem becomes you have politicians and others in government that shoot for a website like Healthcare.com but those morons are not tech savvy, and they refuse to give the money out that's needed to make sure the site is built right the first time, add a complete lack of keeping up-to-date with the times, again because its costs money.

    The one thing I didn't see or read over Dickersons speech/comments was the lack of security surrounding the governments websites! "Fixing" the culture really isn't going to do you a whole a a lot of good when you have debouched security. And the employees themselves have no motivation to do a good job their just there to more or less collect a pay check, that's not all of them, but this is government and it seems 80% of their employees are village-idiots to begin with.

  15. Re:Maybe the Prez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe the Prez could take some time off from his busy vacation schedule and work on some meaningful projects as well.

    Nah, he's too busy backpedaling on his earlier taking credit for removing all US troops from Iraq and calling ISIS "the jayvee". Now it's all Maliki's fault.

    Great how that reset with Russia worked out, too.

    And NOW we find out, "Don't do stupid shit" is really nothing more than an empty soundbite.

    Yay HOPENCHANGE!!!

  16. Typical PHB speak by nyet · · Score: 1

    You don't have to be intelligent/reasonable to control intelligent/reasonable people, you just have to convince them that you are. You can go on being a clueless dipshit in all other respects.

  17. Re:Maybe the Prez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Jeez, you'd think that the President of the US would have a staff member who coukld order his pizzas for him.

  18. IT or Engineers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They're not the same thing.

  19. Strip out the insulting language... by Karmashock · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... And process this literally. What he is suggesting is that engineers need to have more control over projects and feel that their contributions make a difference.

    The insulting language I believe was put in to get the arrogant incompetent government drones to pay attention to it. See, we can do insulting too.

    But strip out the insulting back and forth and see the literal message. He's suggesting that engineers be given some control and leeway to manage projects. He's also suggesting that those projects will be more successful if the engineers are allowed to control the direction of them to some extent.

    Now, who here disagrees that that would be a bad idea? It is precisely the lack of that that makes those sorts of jobs intolerable. You're often dealing with a badly designed system that wants to be upgraded into an even more badly designed system and you're being judged on how well this badly designed system works.

    On top of that, the system whether well or poorly designed isn't doing anything interesting or often even useful.

    So yeah, I think the stuffed shirts have every reason to express their needs in a vague sense. Because they don't actually know what they want specifically. But the actual implementation and specific design should be handled by the engineers with a great deal of flexibility.

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    1. Re:Strip out the insulting language... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, who here disagrees that that would be a bad idea?

      Define "bad idea."

      Our minders are clearly opposed to deploying systems from which they can't purge inconvenient information in case they get investigated. To them, a well designed system that secures data in a difficult-to-purge form is a "bad idea."

      See the problem?

    2. Re:Strip out the insulting language... by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      If your goal is to just scapegoat the tech department every time you want to do something illegal then its not in the interest of any competent professional programmer or IT admin to deal with you.

      The best you can get are low wage contractors from india or other assorted flunkies that will doubtless cock up anything complicated and deliver consistent failure. at inflated prices.

      So really in your example it just sounds like the people making choices need to be given fewer or perhaps no responsibilities.

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  20. Re:Need to cut down on contractors and subcontract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you think they are there? Some of it is simple graft, but plenty is because the government can't actually hire people to do the job at the rates they're paying.

  21. Re: what a douche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's great. I wouldn't call him a douche, at least a douche serves a purpose. Exactly who the fuck thinks of themselves a creative snowflake or a rockstar? It sure as fuck isn't any engineer worth their chops that I've known. It's usually some middle-managing do-nothing gladhanding their way to the top on the backs of good designers, engineers and architects that they label "creative snowflakes" and "rockstars" (usually preceded by the word "my").

    Would anybody want a handful of these so-called "rock stars" on their team? Imagine a thousand people who all think they're the best at what they do, all working on the same project. Each one unique and just a certain that their way of doing things is the best and only way!

  22. Re:Maybe the Prez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, he should go help ex-Prez Bush clear some of that brush that took up most of his 8 years in the WH!

    I think he should spend the rest of his presidency building a time machine to stop God from telling Bush Jr to invade Iraq.

  23. How much was done in-house? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thing is, the government does things by contracting out, not in-house, and because of reasons of fiscal economy, must go with cheaper bidders. And even when they put it in their contracts that they get the lowest price, they get despised for such contracts being enforced.

    Let's face it, there's too many people in the Corporate World who think cheating the government and taxpayers is the way to go.

    There's a reason bureaucracy has become a dirty word. Because those who shape the way we think want us to believe that way.

    1. Re:How much was done in-house? by Stumbles · · Score: 1

      Bureaucracy is a dirty word, the more there is the less efficient. It has been discussed endlessly citing many examples from businesses and government. Though I do agree there are those and it is not limited to the corporate world that think cheating the taxpayers is the way to go.

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  24. Re:Need to cut down on contractors and subcontract by ksheff · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well, in many cases if you got rid of contractors, all that would be left would be managers and interns. Depending on the location, the pay may not be great as a contractor, but it's probably a little better than the equivalent position if you were a govt employee. On the other hand, it's easier for the contract company/govt managers to fire you than it would if the person was a govt employee.

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  25. Re:Maybe the Prez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you lose.

    Sorry, but any time a statement is made about the current president being evil/lazy/bad or whatever, if you bring up Bush at this point, you lose. Yes, Bush was a terrible president, that doesn't justify it for Obama.

  26. Re:simple! all it takes is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nice. I can see you have about zero useful experience in working for government. Good move with the stereotypes and right-wing propaganda though. I'm surprised you didn't mention unions in there somewhere. You missed that one on the checklist.

    The whole process over outcome thing is probably your closest point. That happens because if you DON'T do that and anything news-worthy happens then you and everybody anywhere near you will be roasted in the media for being secretive and not "accountable" (whatever that means to people who don't understand what you do anyway). The public wants lots of records so they can come in and find the waste and abuse that they just KNOW all these un-elected people are committing every second of every day (when it's actually the elected ones that they put in office who are the problem.)

    Oh, and while you're worried about outcomes, how about this: we need a public that stops demanding 100% success at absolutely everything. See, in actual government jobs for the most part innovation is hard because it doesn't carry any rewards but carries loads of potential badness. Some states have passed laws to provide financial and non-financial rewards for people who do useful things, but any time anybody actually gives one out it gets blasted in the media, so for the most part nobody bothers. On the other hand, if you try something innovative and it doesn't work you'll hear all about THAT too, complete with a hyperactive accounting of how much money you spent doing it, so once again the people are getting exactly what they demand. Maybe they don't know they're demanding it, but that's what they're doing. I'm not talking about healthcare.gov type failures, which were mostly private sector at it's best as usual because outsourcing, I'm just talking about regular "hey, I have an idea of something we should try" kind of stuff. If that "something" doesn't come with an almost 100% success guarantee you're going to have trouble because the price of failure in government is actually pretty high for most un-elected types and the reward for success is nonexistent.

    So yeah, culture has to change. Specifically, the culture of the public who demands the impossible. In the private sector your every last move isn't subject to some public inquiry and guess what? Sometimes you try stuff that doesn't work and it's OK because others of those things are out of the park successes.

  27. Binder of Engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "You don't have to think that the engineers are [...] creative snowflakes [... but] that's how they think of themselves."

    and

    "Dickerson [...] has collected the names of more than 140 engineers."

    Are the names in a binder?

    1. Re:Binder of Engineers by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I have a binder full of Mitt jokes.

  28. Re:simple! all it takes is... by k6mfw · · Score: 1

    failure in government is actually pretty high for most un-elected types and the reward for success is nonexistent.

    kind of like those who sit in ATC rooms and make sure the airliners don't collide?

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  29. Working as intended by s.petry · · Score: 1

    There is a reason for a separation of powers and a separation of technologies in the Military. In order for the Army and Air Force to work together, they do not need complete and full access to each others information and systems. They only need enough information shared to get the job done.

    The same reasoning is true with how the Federal Government was defined, with separate branches and separate powers. This separation is to protect from a single power having the ability to take over Government.

    Where you may not see the connection is that full control over all military could result in a coup, so rules are in place to prevent that. Including restricting the President from having total control.

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    1. Re:Working as intended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Where you may not see the connection is that full control over all military could result in a coup

      Well, that and monoculture problems for weapons systems - even going back before they were computerized. Different tools for different jobs.

    2. Re:Working as intended by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      > Where you may not see the connection is that full control over all military could result in a coup

      Well, that and monoculture problems for weapons systems - even going back before they were computerized. Different tools for different jobs.

      I think it's more like different weapons systems for different congresscritter pork projects.

    3. Re:Working as intended by chainsaw1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, there can be good reasons, which involve detailed requirements. For instance:

      -Army develops armored vehicle
      -Marines need armored vehicle, get Army vehicle
      -Army vehicle doesn't meet Navy safety requirements
          +Army stores HE shells in bunkers waaay far away for everything else on their bases
          +Navy ships not that big (and "sunk due to magazine explosion" is a common theme in naval warfare), so safety is bigger deal
          +Marines must use Navy ships for amphibious capability
      -Marines make different armored vehicle (add ability to float as well)
      -Congress / people claim waste because two different vehicles built for large $$$ that look / appear to do the same job.

      This definitely isn't always true, but it's probably true more often than the layperson expects.
      This argument can be done vice versa if you include that the Army doesn't want to pay for Marine-specific features or needs something that can be procured and logistically supplied / maintained in much larger numbers.

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    4. Re:Working as intended by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      They only need enough information shared to get the job done.

      And that has always been the issue. Where do you draw the line of "enough"? There is no simple solution for this because the information could be too much under one circumstance but is too little in others (and vice versa). The issue involves more than just information, because it also involves people, politics, etc. Yes ideally, we could say and want that, but in practice is very difficult to achieve....

    5. Re:Working as intended by darnkitten · · Score: 1

      Agreed-- What would be a redundant engine on an Air Force or Army aircraft could save a Marine or Navy crew's life over water.

    6. Re:Working as intended by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Fair points, but not relevant to what I stated. The Marines and Army can both have the M1 Abrams tank without sharing Command and Control infrastructure, targeting systems, transponders, etc... The C&C infrastructure is what people tend to claim should be shared and wasteful to duplicate without understanding how important the separation of powers is.

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  30. Not creative rock stars? by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Can you do what they can do? No? So then, how about a nice plate of shut the fuck up, then?

    Government doesn't get good techies because they don't pay enough, have a lousy working environment, and don't have ANY of the perks of the private sector that techies prize, like working from home (HA!) flex-time, or flex-spending accounts. Workplaces are static (you can fight for the "best office" after 10-15 years of seniority, but will toil in an ill-lit cube farm until the,) schedules are inflexible, and benefits are one-size fits all.

    I saw an advertisement for my job (basically to the letter) working for a "state" organization here... The Teachers retirement fund (it's a pension fund for the teacher's union, operated by the state under state employment rules.) What I make is irrelevant, but suffice it to say, their "max" was 40% less than I make today, and just over 50% less than what "the market will bear."

    That's your ballgame.

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    1. Re:Not creative rock stars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      don't have ANY of the perks of the private sector that techies prize, like working from home (HA!) flex-time, or flex-spending accounts.

      (1) They do have work-from home. Didn't you read the story from yesterday about all the patent examiners working from home?

      (2) Flex-time is not a benefit, it is a way to screw over employees. Combining sick-leave with vacation they've reduced the total number of days off. Government jobs have much more generous vacation and sick-leave policies. Llike all the days in your flex-time balance are still less than the typical number of vacation-only days in the public sector.

      (3) Flex-spending accounts - yet another way to screw over employees. Government healthcare coverage is some of the best out there, you don't need a flex-spending account because you have very little out-of-pocket expenses in the first place.

    2. Re:Not creative rock stars? by trout007 · · Score: 2

      I work for the federal government.

      I have all of the benefits you mentioned.

      I telework over VPN so I can access all of the internal servers.
      I get a flexible schedule and FSA.

      I also can actually get paid OT. At my salary it's just straight time but still that's better than many in the private sector.

      The big downside is congresses messing up the projects every year or so. This is not helpful when 3 months of a year are spent on budget fights when projects should be budgeted for 10 years.

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    3. Re:Not creative rock stars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, I work in IT for the fed govt too, and I can agree with pretty much all your points. We actually DO get those perks. And budget fights in Congress affect us in a way most people can't even imagine.

    4. Re:Not creative rock stars? by microTodd · · Score: 1

      Well...

      When I was Civil Service IT, I had frickin' awesome benefits (sick leave AND annual leave?? And sick leave doesn't have max carryover?!? And I can use sick leave as paternity leave?!?!?!?!?), I got 3 hours a week PAID to go to the gym (link), and I got to work a 9/80 schedule.

      In the private sector job I'm at now, where you have to, you know, actually produce results on time and under budget, I'm frequently working nights and long hours because if I don't get our release done by a certain date, our customer won't pay us and I won't have a job.

      But yeah, despite the awesomeness of the benefits and work life of civil service, it can be pretty soul-crushing to not actually do anything relevant and important. I spent most of my time making powerpoint slides of our enterprise architecture. And I probably got between 80-120 emails a day. And usually had at least 3-5 meetings.

      Contrast that with my current commercial corporate job, I am directly responsible for delivery and revenue so I'm usually left alone so I can actually deliver.

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    5. Re:Not creative rock stars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here. I'm an independent developer who subs to the prime on a large IT contract (60+ developers, dedicated integration testers, business analysts, etc.). The government just manages the projects, but the contractors do the IT work on site (in the DC area).

      We have a LOT of smart folks in our shop, because we have good working conditions AND meaningful work AND an up-to-date technology stack. And we do good work -- no headline-making fiascos here.

      I work 8 hour days and 5 day weeks, I can telework on occasion if needed, and I get paid OT if I ask for it ahead of time.

      People talk about "government IT" as if it's all the same everywhere; that's totally wrong. It's like everywhere else in industry -- there are good shops and bad shops. Yeah, we get hit by budget cuts sometimes, but it's no different than any other company having lean years and downsizing.

    6. Re:Not creative rock stars? by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

      don't have ANY of the perks of the private sector that techies prize, like working from home (HA!) flex-time, or flex-spending accounts.

      (1) They do have work-from home. Didn't you read the story from yesterday about all the patent examiners working from home?

      No, but most of the government jobs int his country aren't with the patent examiners, or the Feds in general. None of the government jobs I've looked at had this benefit because I live in a "red" state, so "government equals bad always."

      (2) Flex-time is not a benefit, it is a way to screw over employees. Combining sick-leave with vacation they've reduced the total number of days off. Government jobs have much more generous vacation and sick-leave policies.

      Ahhh... Youv'e confused "Paid Time Off" encompassing sick and vacation time with "flex-time." What it means where I've worked is your schedule is flexible to meet your needs. So if you need to come in at 6:30am so can get your kids off the bus at 3:30pm we'll do what it takes to accommodate you assuming it doesn't compromise our overall mission. Or you're a "night owl" who prefers to come in at Noon and work until 9-10pm. Again, not a problem as long as your work is handled.

      (3) Flex-spending accounts - yet another way to screw over employees. Government healthcare coverage is some of the best out there, you don't need a flex-spending account because you have very little out-of-pocket expenses in the first place.

      Not necessarily. Again, red state. Government = bad. So government employees are the scum of the earth. So around here, having the ability to put some of your own money aside pre-tax to cover the gaps is very useful. And yes, if you work for the feds, you don't need this.

      But even still, let's just say I agree with everything you said--so what? It's still a soul-crushing graveyard for creativity.

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    7. Re:Not creative rock stars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends where you are. I work for a state government. We have "flex time". Once a year, I can change my work hours. These need to be signed by my boss, his boss, and someone higher up. I can work from home, but I need to file paperwork for that as well. Once per year, setting the exact hours I'll be working for that year. Oh, and it needs a map of my office with the outlets marked.

  31. Re:Maybe the Prez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wipe the jizz off your chin please.

  32. Re:Need to cut down on contractors and subcontract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to pick in the government worker, but:

    They add lot's of over head

    Say you got an an L-O-T,
    followed by apostrophe-S -
    now, what does that mean?
    You would not use "lot's" in this case,
    as a plural -
    it's a possessive.
    What's a possessive?
    Well, it's the adding of an apostrophe-S to a
    word to show possession or ownership.

  33. Re: what a douche by tlambert · · Score: 0

    I've known "rock star" coders. If you don't want someone like Vint Cerf or W. Richard Stevens or Kirk McKusick or Eric Allman or Mike Karels or Dennis Ritchie or Sam Leffler on your team, then you are a freaking idiot.

    And if you haven't heard it before, then you've probably never done a startup in Silicon Valley: Talent attracts talent.

  34. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mediocrity helps to keep governments stable. Why ruin a good thing?

  35. Re:Maybe the Prez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we need a mod to Godwin's law about the obama cum-lappers who "blame Bush". It's getting really lame...

  36. Re:Maybe the Prez by DigiShaman · · Score: 0

    I wish he would take a permanent vacation away from the office. This way he can't do anymore harm to the nation.

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  37. Re:Need to cut down on contractors and subcontract by hsmith · · Score: 1

    Yes, great solution. Seeing as agencies take a year+ to hire a new gov hire, it will really help to get things rolling. Instead of a contractor that can be brought in that day and fired at an instant.

  38. Re:Need to cut down on contractors and subcontract by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Why don't you just tell slashdot to do the spelling check for you. Chrome does hi-light errors though.

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  39. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The soft bigotry of low expectations" for the win!

  40. ... when they want to by oneiros27 · · Score: 1

    ... and I've known some who just didn't want to.

    Personally, when I worked at a university, I kept a shirt and tie hanging in my cubicle for when I had meetings. As I never wore jeans in, when given 5 min warning, I was prepared.

    Unfortunately, one day, I was dealing with server problems with our team lead, and my (new) manager came in and insisted we had to go to a meeting. I said I needed to grab my shirt & tie, but he insisted we were already late.

    It seems that the executive director (3 levels above my boss) had decided that we were going to have an 'introduce the different groups within the IT department to each other', and the chairs were set up as rings of concentric circles ... and all of the free chairs were in the middle ... so I'm wearing a t-shirt that says "some people are alive simply because it's illegal to kill them".

    Then they started cracking down on the dress code. Of course, the memo from the executive director on this "interpretation of the dress code" included no logos, so the staff shirts were actually not compliant with his interpretation. It also said "shirt with a collar", without qualifying "dress collar" (so therefore, my crew-necked t-shirt was compliant). They also insisted on 'no large text', without defining a specific letter height. (I hung up my White Zombie "More Human than Human" shirt to show that the "some people..." shirt had medium-sized letters.)

    I was later fired ... it had to go before the unemployment office as they claimed I quit , but refused to make a formal statement (where I could've then sued for libel ... of course, I likely also had a case for "constructive dismissal" anyway, as my project manager had been told to harrass me 'til I quit)

    But ... as my job was all about problem solving, I found a number of ways to comply with the wording of the 'interpretation' of the dress code:

    • took the sleaves off of dress shirts. (not a good luck for me, as I'm rather hairy)
    • added 'A COLLAR' with an embroidery machine
    • borrowed a steel gorget from a friend in the SCA (along with the rest of the platemail)
    • bought a number of 'club shirts' (effectively, hawaiian shirts w/ comic book characters on 'em)
    • wore the same shirt for almost 5 weeks straight (2 weeks, 1 day gap, then almost 3 weeks without washing it, only febreeze)
    • obnoxious ties ... but that was a problem when crawling around the machine room (I was also a sysadmin)

    If I had it to do all over again ... I'd have tried to find a priest's collar. Or a dickie. I mean, hell, I worked in a locked room -- it's not like anyone saw me except for when I went to meetings, lunch, or the bathroom.

    So instead, I work at NASA ... about the only government agency (unless you're at HQ) that prefers you to *not* wear a tie (I was threatened with bodily harm by a small, 60+ year old woman if I continued wearing one to work). Unfortunately, a while back my employer got bought out by a military contractor, and they started pushing down dress codes on us ... so I've been trying to get a definition of exactly what a "graphical t-shirt" is. My co-workers all just ignore it, but I'm doing my best to point out what a pointless, stupid rule it is w/ ASCII art and stylized text.

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    1. Re:... when they want to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are you familiar with the phrase "choose your battles"?

    2. Re:... when they want to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so I'm wearing a t-shirt that says "some people are alive simply because it's illegal to kill them".

      I think I've pinpointed your problem. Had this been a plain tee, you'd still have your ordinary dress code.

    3. Re:... when they want to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He seems to be choosing ones he actually likes fighting. I might do the same myself if we had any dress code at all. Haven't tried swimwear yet, but anything else seems to be ok. What's more fun that showing the obvious stupidity of too stricktly defined dress code, when said dress code is utterly useless anyway. After about 10 years of age everyone should be allowed to dress themselves, before that mommy is needed. If corporate tries to act like a mommy you better expect the workers will act like kids.

    4. Re:... when they want to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if you had chosen to dress like an adult instead of a kid at college. The old adage "the clothes make the man" is still true. YeahI know there are guys like Zuck who run around in a hoodie, but those are the exception and not the rule.

  41. Re:Need to cut down on contractors and subcontract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > Well, in many cases if you got rid of contractors, all that would be left would be managers and interns.

    Duh. That's his point - hire developers as permanent employees. The whole outsourcing of government work (not just IT, but all departments) since Clinton left office has just been a hand-over of cash to the owners of contracting companies. Once they get entrenched the contractors are just as permanent as regular employees because they've got institutional knowledge but now with the additional costs of contractor management. You get the worst of both worlds - low-paid employees but high costs.

  42. Re: what a douche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The precious snowflakes aren't the good engineers; they're the ones that HR schedules to interview. Oh my god are there a lot of them.

  43. My experience: that stuff is done by contractors by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I was working, in IT, for the federal government until about a year ago.

    From what I saw: any special project, like that website, is going to be done by contractors, not staff employees.

    IMO: there is a lot of corrupt politics involved in getting those contracts.

  44. Re: what a douche by davester666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I believe the primary obstacle is that the gov't [particularly the federal gov't] loathes actually hiring people. they want to outsource everything, because of the mantra "private industry steals the best". and then to make sure only the crappiest companies bid on the project, make everyone submit hundreds of pages of mostly useless paperwork, and then pick the lowest bidder, regardless of ability to actually perform the work. Then, when the lowest bidder fails, award the contract to a close friend's company, and whatever price they suggest, because "it has to get done by yesterday".

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  45. not the clothes by Goldsmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've worked for the government in a scientific job, with a lot of IT folks. It was probably the most relaxed atmosphere I've worked in. No expectation to dress better than business casual. No expectation to work overtime. No expectation to really get anything done.

    It's that last one that's really the killer. If you're not focused on getting projects done, first and foremost, then you're not going to attract good people.

    A good engineer isn't necessary when the jobs at a government office survive only by making the right political and budgetary statements at precisely the right times. With very few exceptions, technical success or failure just doesn't have much influence on your career in the government.

    Lastly, 140 engineers will make no difference. The federal government is huge. The office I worked in was a backwater, nearly forgotten location. We had a staff of 5000 people, about half of them engineers and scientists. There are thousands of engineers in the government right now who would love to work on meaningful projects. It's not a lack of talent or manpower that keeps those projects from happening.

  46. Re: what a douche by CBravo · · Score: 1

    That is because they can't manage it properly. Only to be replaced by a problem that needs to be managed even better.

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  47. I've worked in a shirt/tie straightjacket... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked in a shirt/tie straightjacket workplace. Remember the movie 'Office Space' where they use a cubicle as a storage locker? That was there too. And I had a boss dumber than a sack of bricks. And very little development work was going on. And after I left they tried to hire me back.

  48. Perpetual cycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    30 years ago the A student graduates went into private industry and the B students went into government.

    What has evolved is that the B students hire companies that employ the A students for consulting and doing any real work.

    If any project fails the B students always have a scapegoat in the companies they hire.

    Cost overruns and failed projects do nothing to harm the B students careers. And the bigger a mess any project turns into the more money the companies employing the A students make.

  49. Re:simple! all it takes is... by Nethead · · Score: 1

    That too. and the NRC or folks that design Interstate bridges. But I think he might be talking about local gov. I know in my area there is a local radio wingbat that loves to rake any minor mistake that the local governments make over his personal coal BBQ just to flame the outrage (the outrage, I say!) of underpaid professionals working in a very aggravating environment for not getting everything exactly right each time. FSM knows we don't in the commercial world.

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  50. Re:My experience: that stuff is done by contractor by ruir · · Score: 1

    Dont care about others doing some projects. If they fuck up, there is already someone to blame.

  51. Problems in government by ruir · · Score: 1

    Are the slacking of the old timers, the dick measuring contests, and the senseless games of power. You got to live with that, and you enjoy the perks.

  52. Re: what a douche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol you're a retard

  53. Re: what a douche by nightsky30 · · Score: 1

    I believe the primary obstacle is that the gov't [particularly the federal gov't] loathes actually hiring people. they want to outsource everything, because of the mantra "private industry steals the best". and then to make sure only the crappiest companies bid on the project, make everyone submit hundreds of pages of mostly useless paperwork, and then pick the lowest bidder, regardless of ability to actually perform the work. Then, when the lowest bidder fails, award the contract to a close friend's company, and whatever price they suggest, because "it has to get done by yesterday".

    THIS! This IS exactly what happens, and the laws, processes, and people that are in place are so broken it is impossible to get anything meaningful accomplished. It's ALL WASTED. The Time, Money, and Talent are spent on chasing down paperwork that was submitted properly 2 months ago that one bottle-necked individual couldn't bother to take 5 seconds to sign because they had to take a 2 week long vacation with nobody as an alternate point of contact or delegate of responsibility. Now you have to resubmit all that paperwork AGAIN because since the first submission the form has changed. They added a box to account for pink slippers instead of "light red" slippers, but that's only after not being told by anyone the form changed. If you're lucky, you might get that stuff in before you run into other issues that prevent even more actual work, but somehow create even greater paperwork. Often you end up putting in a year and a half effort into getting granted extensions for 6 months.

  54. Re: what a douche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's great. I wouldn't call him a douche, at least a douche serves a purpose. Exactly who the fuck thinks of themselves a creative snowflake or a rockstar? It sure as fuck isn't any engineer worth their chops that I've known. It's usually some middle-managing do-nothing gladhanding their way to the top on the backs of good designers, engineers and architects that they label "creative snowflakes" and "rockstars" (usually preceded by the word "my").

    Would anybody want a handful of these so-called "rock stars" on their team? Imagine a thousand people who all think they're the best at what they do, all working on the same project. Each one unique and just a certain that their way of doing things is the best and only way!

    You don't get it. This is how other non-IT people view *you*. You're post exemplifies what he is trying to communicate.

  55. Re: Maybe the Prez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're still dealing with shit bush set in motion so while he is enjoying his retirement and not being tried for war crimes, bringing him up is legit.

    At least ww2 actually ended with a surrender and Hitler committed suicide.

  56. Re: what a douche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been in the industry for 12 years and I have never had anyone on any of my teams that thought of themselves as "rockstars" or "creative snowflakes." I don't know what the guy in the article is talking about. Seems like he is focusing on the wrong problem.

  57. No shit Sherlock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insightful "Google Engineer" is insightful.

  58. Another White House Mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because someone worked at Google doesn't mean they're qualified to be in leadership in the Federal gov't. In fact, it makes them less qualified as they're still beholden to their previous employer. Getting good work out of engineers is not about letting them t-shirts and flip-flops to work, nor is it about calling them "snowflakes" or any of that nonsense. It's about paying them well and treating them like professionals and not spoiled man-children who will work for free soda and pizza.

  59. Re: experts in government contracting by quintessentialk · · Score: 1

    I was going to state this in a slightly less cynical way (the lowest bidder doesn't always win) but it is true that if you hire a government contractor, you get an expert in government contracting, which is different than being an industry leader or a subject matter expert. There is a lot of paperwork, regulatory compliance, and face-to-face networking involved in working successfully with the Government, and navigating it requires a certain amount of expertise and overhead in itself. I say that as a (mostly content) employee of a large defense company.That said, I don't think that is a unique problem. Lots of industries (healthcare, civil engineering, maybe finance) have to spend a lot of time and money on regulatory compliance. Maybe not web development, though.

  60. Really... the shirt and tie quote by scamper_22 · · Score: 1

    Yes, there is probably some tie in with the need for a dress code like shirt and tie and over bureaucracy.

    However, this article is full of real and very practical issues. Yet, what gets touted in the headline? Engineers don't want to dress up. Yep, that is why healthcare.gov flopped. Engineers wanted to wear shorts to work. Do you have any idea how ridiculous that makes us look?

    How about point 3. The biggest point of all. The companies hired to do it had no experience in it. You know, like how business people think you know Java.... therefore you can build anything as long as it has the word Java in it as opposed to recognizing the immense industry specific knowledge and general talent. How about highlighting that part.

    Or how about point 1. The dozens of different vendors and products. There's a discussion there on standards, training on each product, specialization, staff levels...

    Yep, all good points that would really get the most out of engineers. But hey, why emphasize those important things, when we can worry about shirt and ties.

    It does make me wonder if the reason IT is so poorly managed has more to do with how IT people and engineers represent themselves.

    If what management hears is we don't want a dress code instead of all the other valid points... real issues are not going to be addressed.

  61. Hiring based on Politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the agency I work, the current manager of my department hired several employees that aren't actually qualified to do their jobs. In some of those cases, the job requirements were altered slightly to get them past HR. So now we have these inexperienced, unqualified, entry-level employees trying to do complicated non-entry-level jobs. These are jobs that people usually have to work their way up to and were just handed to these people because of the leanings of the manager's politics.

  62. Re: what a douche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To paraphrase an old joke - there is a rock star/precious snowflake on every development team, and if you dont know who it is, that means its you.

  63. Re:Maybe the Prez by nbauman · · Score: 1

    And you lose.

    Sorry, but any time a statement is made about the current president being evil/lazy/bad or whatever, if you bring up Bush at this point, you lose. Yes, Bush was a terrible president, that doesn't justify it for Obama.

    You would like to create a new Godwin's law for GWB? Pardon me while I ignore you. You would like to put Bush's entire career down the memory hole, wouldn't you? That would conveniently help you avoid the difficult problem of dealing with facts, like his "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq.

    Bush got us in to the Iraq war, the worst American policy disaster in the 21st century. We lost $3 trillion (according to Nobel laureate economist George Stiglitz), 4,000 American lives, between 150,000 and 650,000 Iraqi lives (which you don't care about), destroyed the economy, and turned the country over to an Islamic movement which is even worse than Saddam Hussein.

    GWB signed off on a policy of torturing prisoners, even if they turned out to be innocent cab drivers. His interrogators literally used the same interrogation methods that the North Korean Communists used on American prisoners, according to testimony by the interrogation instructors before Congress. So GWB was actually using Communist torture. I knew Communists who turned against Stalin when they had to face the facts. They had more integrity than the Bushies.

    GWB became dictator of Iraq, able to set up the military and economy any way he wanted. We saw what the world is like when we give the Republicans a free hand. The first thing they did was turn over the management to Republican party hacks, who took a well-running economy and couldn't keep the electricity running. The second thing GWB did was reach out to the thugs and murderers in each minority, arm them, and let them kill everybody else. Under Republican rule, we can have that here too.

    Remind me again why we went to Iraq in the first place. After Bush's intelligence sources told him exactly where Saddam was hiding his WMDs, and Saddam let the UN inspectors inspect whatever they wanted, and the inspectors reported that they weren't there.

    And of course there is GWB's stellar record of military service. When the other stupid right-wing American patriots were rushing to Vietnam to fight (and lose) last century's policy disaster, GWB was rushing in the opposite direction, using his dad's connections to land a safe berth in the Champagne brigade of National Guard (until other priorities came up and he went AWOL).

    Obama is another disaster and sellout, but not of GWB's magnitude. At least Obama got through Princeton and Harvard law with his own hard work, not with his father's alumni contributions. At least Obama could speak in full sentences. At least Obama held a job in the private sector for a while, and demonstrated his competence, unlike GWB who never made a living until his dad's friends cut him into a multi-million dollar stadium deal built with taxpayer's money. Unlike GWB, Obama was not an alcoholic until the age of 40 when he found religion and an arranged marriage to a wife who could keep him out of trouble. Unlike GWB, Obama doesn't believe that God speaks to him.

    The Iraq war is an impossible mess. Obama is going to come up with a bad solution, whatever he does, because GWB left us with nothing but bad solutions. Tell me again, whey did we go in?

  64. Its the rules and the low pay and the moving. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love the idea of working in government where I can make a big difference but the pay is too low, there are too many rules that go against common sense, and they would expect me to move out East. I have no intention of taking a job that pays me less than i could be making and I don't want to move to an area I despise just so I can lose it all over a technicality or a rule i didn't know existed while I'm surrounded by ineffective people I can't learn anything from in the mean while.

  65. Re: Maybe the Prez by nbauman · · Score: 1

    We're still dealing with shit bush set in motion so while he is enjoying his retirement and not being tried for war crimes, bringing him up is legit.

    At least ww2 actually ended with a surrender and Hitler committed suicide.

    GWB wanted to be the Republican Truman. You know, create democracy in our conquered enemies.

    It turned out to be harder than GWB (and his handlers) thought it would be.

    The irony is that he went to Yale, which has one of the best political science departments in the country, where they teach you how governments are run, and GWB spent it getting drunk with the frat boys instead.

    Then he went to Harvard Business School, where they teach you how to manage things, and he spent that getting drunk with the frat boys instead too.

    There were very few professors who would flunk George H.W. Bush's son.

  66. Re:My experience: that stuff is done by contractor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correct. That's by design . . . you can hold a contractor's feet to the fire if they don't produce good results, and "fire" them when the contract comes up for renewal. And contractors are for-profit businesses, just like the rest of the IT sphere, so working in govt IT is not much different than working in IT for a car company or an insurance firm. You build websites (internal and external), you work on enterprise systems, and sometimes you produce cool custom code to solve unique problems.

    It's not like working for Microsoft, but I've heard miserable stories from ex-MS employees, so I count myself lucky. Whether you're working for the US Army or the FBI or Health and Human Services, odds are you're doing important work that will affect people you know (or you yourself).

    As for corruption: I can't speak for other parts of the US Government, but I've been in the government contracting sphere for decades, I've worked on a number of proposals/recompetes, and I don't see any more "corruption" in winning multi-million-dollar government IT contracts than in any other business arrangements in the "free market". Work generally goes to the lowest reliable bidder with a known track record of producing relevant results. Fly-by-night lowest bidders don't make the cut. "Friends of the civil servants" don't make the cut either because the decisions aren't made by one person, they're made by several people.

  67. and the flip side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Getting governance talent in Google will take a lot more than cultural change

  68. Re:Maybe the Prez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marionette dances, sings, and lies to the puppet master's desired jigs, songs, and theatre.

  69. Redtape by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Govt needs e-Redtape

  70. Re:Need to cut down on contractors and subcontract by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    Must vary by situation. In the two agencies in which I've contracted, the bottleneck wasn't contractors, it was the federal management. Layers upon layers upon ungodly layers of ignorant, micromanaging Federal 'management'.

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    Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  71. Re: what a douche by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    That, plus when they do actually hire people, it's at 2/3 the going pay. I looked at government jobs during my last search, the pay was pathetic.

  72. It's more than the tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the lack of any feed back up stairs and who wants to say I work for the IRS. They come out with a plan that doesn't address the problem and their deaf to what the problem really is.

    I remember the disaster the last time the FAA up dated their radar stations. I wonder if the flight controller in Miami that kept the whole Eastern Atlantic Ocean in head at night rather than mess with the computer is still there. His buddies got twitchy when he went to the john and they had to pick up for him. It's a good thing its a big sky.

    The Health care mess was lack of specifications and standards for inter change of information. The constant changes almost assured that the Alpha test version 0.0.1 wouldn't work.

    My hat's off to Mikey for getting the Health Care mess to work at all.

  73. Nope. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    It is the fact that when you contract out to consultants for everything, you are left with no one in house that has any experience, and the few that are, are too busy to do anything but trying to keep the lights on. Also the technical positions are not valued the same way as say policy, in terms of salary, so what is the incentive really.

  74. Yup by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I would agree with both your statements.

    We have fixed 3 applications a year ago, and none of them are yet deployed.

    I would also add that technical compensation is not really valued in government, so unless you are really stoked about doing good civil service, there isn't much incentive except maybe a better than average pension that they might take away before you are anywhere close to retirement anyway. On top of that there is a lack of in house talent because everything is done though over priced consultants in a lame attempt to make the government foot print smaller. So it looks like there are only X number of employees, even though the IT budgets are through the roof because of external consultants. The few folks that are left in house don't always get a chance to do very innovative things, because they are too busy doing risk management, keeping the lights on, and the maintaining the status quo...

  75. Talent and Commitment by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    This is one thing that kind of bugs me about public perception of government staff, particularly technical staff. Every org will have some duds, but most of those I know are highly trained, talented, dedicated and motivated (for the most part, it is hard not to get beaten down), and would like nothing better to work on interesting innovative projects doing good work. However management, money, and politics (not just office) often times interfere with that goal.

  76. Re: what a douche by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Lol, yes.

    Add to this a lack of accountability. That exact thing happened a few years ago, they got busted, it was a HUGE scandal. However rather than actually punishing the people responsible (very high up), they change the procurement rules to make them even more difficult and onerous so that "this will never happen again", when all you are doing is making it even more difficult and expensive for those that actually follow the rules... rinse and repeat every few years...