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Grand Ayatollah Says High Speed Internet Is "Against Moral Standards"

An anonymous reader writes A Grand Ayatollah in Iran has determined that access to high-speed and 3G Internet is "against Sharia" and "against moral standards." However, Iran's President, Hassan Rouhani, plans to renew licenses and expand the country’s 3G cellular phone network. A radical MP associated with the conservative Resistance Front, warned: “If the minister continues to go ahead with increasing bandwidth and Internet speed, then we will push for his impeachment and removal from the cabinet.” “We will vigorously prevent all attempts by the [communication] minister to expand 3G technology, and if our warnings are not heeded, then the necessary course of action will be taken,” he added.

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  1. If the Grand Ayatollah's against it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...then there's got to be something to it.

    1. Re:If the Grand Ayatollah's against it.... by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Religion isn't always right... they don't teach facts, they teach opinions.

    2. Re:If the Grand Ayatollah's against it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Stupid opinions based on violent fairy tale books, at that.

    3. Re:If the Grand Ayatollah's against it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      fake illegal downloads

      I'll have you know all my illegal downloads are real and the NSA will back me up on this.

    4. Re:If the Grand Ayatollah's against it.... by Chas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      HERETIC!

      *Chops of "The New Guy's" head*

      Respect my peaceful religion! OR ELSE!

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    5. Re:If the Grand Ayatollah's against it.... by sumdumass · · Score: 5, Interesting

      About as well as it did the last time..

      You see, letters in the hebrew language are also numbers. There is no W so V is used in it's place or in other words, V and W are interchangeable. It so happens that V is also 6 so when you type www, you are typing 666. That's right, every time to go on the World Wide Web, you are paying homage to the beast.

      That was the early rallying cry to why the internet was evil and should be removed. Of course some people who actually knew better checked up on those facts and it turns out a little different.

    6. Re:If the Grand Ayatollah's against it.... by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When has "fact" had anything to do with religious outrage?

    7. Re:If the Grand Ayatollah's against it.... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait, you're saying nerds used to have lives, it's just high speed internet that killed it? That alt.sex.pictures.oddly.specific.weirdo.porn was a relatively recent invention?

      I'll have you know that TRUE nerds used to have to jerk it to 320x200x256 palletized images. Nipples would be fucking CYAN half the time, but it was that or play wing commander. SuperVGA made the situation oh so much better, we could get 640x480x16bit in 200-300kB files that would take 2 hours to download, but hey, pink nipples! Assuming some family member didn't pick up the phone right before that line was downloaded and ready to rasterize. The cure for THAT were progressive jpeg's, we could jerk it staring at what either was snatch, or a golden retriever, the connection would probably drop before we could find out.

      No the only thing that has changed is the quality of porn and the number of viewers.

      Or so I'm told, I think I read about all this in a book.

    8. Re:If the Grand Ayatollah's against it.... by cold+fjord · · Score: 5, Informative

      The pope essentially said the same thing recently when he said that young people spend too much time on the Internet.

      Did he? It looks like you don't quite have that right.

      Pope Francis says the Internet is a 'gift from God'
      Pope Francis: Internet is a blessing

      The Pope's view is a bit more insightful and nuanced than you state.

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    9. Re:If the Grand Ayatollah's against it.... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pope Francis says the Internet is a 'gift from God'

      That guy will take credit for anything.

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    10. Re:If the Grand Ayatollah's against it.... by kamapuaa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except no...a little Googling shows that first mention of the number is in a widely distributed book from 2nd century Christian author Irenaeus, who affirms that the number is 666, and mentions some texts with the wrong number. The only evidence for 616 is an old papyrus from the 3rd century. It may be the oldest known copy of the book of Revelations, but it wasn't the original copy, the text was written 150 years earlier. Furthermore, papyrus was valuable and was often re-used, so it may not even be the oldest known version of Revelations.

      In order to prove that the original number was 616, one would have to find either the original version of the text, or a large number of texts (from various locales) which wrote 616, or perhaps have a well-regarded and well-preserved early Christian author like Irenaeus or Augustine say that the actual number was 616.

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  2. Anything that wrests away control by Khyber · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You already know they don't like this because it takes away their control over a population.

    Of course they count it against their religion of control and abuse.

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  3. The key bit by cold+fjord · · Score: 5, Informative

    The key bit FTA is here:

    “All third generation [3G] and high-speed internet services, prior to realization of the required conditions for the National Information Network [Iran’s government-controlled and censored Internet which is under development], is against Sharia [and] against moral and human standards.”

    In short the position is that if you have freedom you will abuse it. That's overall pretty similar to the thinking of al Qaida and ISIS. Strike up the banjos and play "Dueling Theocracy!" Oops, sorry, no music allowed. Or kite flying.

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  4. Maybe it would be good if the Ayatollah wins? by ikedasquid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Imagine if 3G (and "4G") was found to somehow be illegal in the US - I think there'd be a revolt. A good enough chunk of the nation expects to get FB updates and cat vids on demand anywhere they go. Maybe Iran is the same? It seems backwards, but I think this is the kind of thing that gets the average person to actually care about something. No cat vids = Arab spring in Iran? Maybe?

    1. Re:Maybe it would be good if the Ayatollah wins? by rossdee · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Arab spring in Iran? Maybe?"

      Very unlikely since the Iranians are not Arabs - they're Persians

  5. This will be hugely popular. by mikeabbott420 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Young and old we all hate fast internet connections the way seals hate fish.

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  6. You have to define your premise... by Karmashock · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First... moral standards are "his" moral standards.

    Second, internet in general connects his people to the world... exposing them to other view points that might distort their indoctrination to his world view.

    So what he is saying is "the people of my country might not believe in my values if exposed to alternative view points."

    Which is rational. They probably won't. His world view is pretty weak on logic, argument, or supporting evidence. Its just do what I say or the sharp knives come out.

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  7. UNCENSORED high-speed internet by Namarrgon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I accidentally RTFA'd and realised the fatwa is actually against high-speed internet that isn't government controlled and censored:

    All third generation [3G] and high-speed internet services, prior to realization of the required conditions for the National Information Network [Iran’s government-controlled and censored Internet which is under development], is against Sharia [and] against moral and human standards.

    Thus I conclude that internet porn is just fine, so long as it's consumed slowly, scanline by scanline. He clearly wants you to enjoy the anticipation.

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  8. Wait a minute by viperidaenz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Where in the Koran does it mention bandwidth? or the speed in which information is made available, since it has nothing to do with what information is available, just the connection speed?

  9. Re:I can't believe we're afraid of these assholes by bloodhawk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They aren't the only country wanting to remain in the 8th century, their are still supposedly modern countries that ban teaching or evolution and insist on teaching their kids at school creationism.