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The Odd Effects of Being Struck By Lightning

HughPickens.com writes: "Ferris Jabr reports in Outside Magazine that every year, more than 500 Americans are struck by lightning. Roughly 90 percent of them will survive, but those survivors will be instantly, fundamentally altered in ways that still leave scientists scratching their heads. For example, Michael Utley was a successful stockbroker who often went skiing and windsurfing before he was struck by lightning. Today, at 62, he lives on disability insurance. "I don't work. I can't work. My memory's fried, and I don't have energy like I used to. I aged 30 years in a second." Lightning also dramatically altered Utley's personality. "It made me a mean, ornery son of a b****." Utley created a website devoted to educating people about preventing lightning injury and started regularly speaking at schools and doing guest spots on televised weather reports.

Mary Ann Cooper, professor emerita at the University of Illinois at Chicago, is one of the few medical doctors who have attempted to investigate how lightning alters the brain's circuitry. According to Cooper, the evidence suggests lightning injuries are, for the most part, injuries to the brain, the nervous system, and the muscles. Lightning can ravage or kill cells, but it can also leave a trail of much subtler damage and Cooper and other researchers speculate that chronic issues are the result of lightning scrambling each individual survivor's unique internal circuitry (PDF). "Those who attempt to return to work often find they are unable to carry out their former functions and after a few weeks, when coworkers get weary of 'covering' for them, they either are put on disability (if they are lucky) or fired," she writes.

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  1. Who would have guessed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Having millions of volts of electricy pumped through a person's body causes nervous system damage and changes. Who would have guessed?

    1. Re:Who would have guessed by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What is interesting, though, is how relatively subtle the changes are. Death and/or ghastly electrical burns? Unpleasant; but likely enough. It's the relatively modest changes to things like personality or perceived energy level that really take some unraveling.

    2. Re:Who would have guessed by davester666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Resistance is futile.

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    3. Re:Who would have guessed by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The after effects sound like the longer term effects of a stroke. I'd guess that both kill some brain cells (or at least fry some pathways). Most of the time, a well treated stroke victim has subtle changes. It's the 80+ year old victims who already could only just barely dress themselves who have a stroke that end up massicely affected. "aged 30 years in a stroke (of lightning)" when you are already feeling like 120 years old leaves you 150 years old, and that's the traditional drooling incontinent stroke victim. That and the untreated stroke victim - the one where they had the stroke sometime in the night, and didn't get any treatment until noon the next day, so they went 16 hours with an untreated blockage or bleed.

      For me, I had a massive stroke at 35. Treated within a couple hours (at the hospital within 15 minutes of the first symptom), and the only effects are the very subtle ones. Nobody guesses that I had a stroke, let alone that was one of the biggest the stroke specialists had ever seen. But I know the difference. It does affect energy levels and patience.

      I had a 2-year MRI, and 25%+ of my brain was still "darker" than the rest. At least with a stroke, the MRI will show exactly where the damage is, years later. The lightning would affect random connections spread to where there's no identifiable damage area. We aren't smart enough to be able to see brain damage as minor and random as the effects reported here.

  2. Bummer... by MindPrison · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...The Odd Effects of Being Struck By Lightning...

    And here I was hoping for special powers like instant genius or telepathic abilities, and it turns out that the best we can hope for is instant Alzheimer?

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    1. Re:Bummer... by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

      Super powers. Check.

      But it still didn't get me out of having to do community service.

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  3. striking distance by ThorGod · · Score: 4, Informative

    I worked for a lightning research lab in college. From what I remember, lightning can strike up to 60 miles (?) from the host cloud if the internal charges of the cloud are "right" for it. My take away was if you can see bolts of lightning then you're (possibly) within range.

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    1. Re:striking distance by ThorGod · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is /. We don't read the articles. We maybe read a sentence from the summary and the title of the post then say whatever comes to mind first.

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    2. Re: striking distance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      An African or European lightning bolt?

    3. Re:striking distance by Provocateur · · Score: 4, Funny

      Doctor, he's fine. He still skims through Slashdot articles; you'd be better off checking his responses to ACs or goat.se links. Don't cut him loose on e-bay, not yet.

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    4. Re:striking distance by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Funny

      Either that, or we all read the articles but then are struck by lightning and forg....

      *ZZZZAAAAPPP!!!!*

      What was I posting about again?

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    5. Re:striking distance by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      Sorry, Karma is not listed anymore. I cannot make a diagnosis of this patient.

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  4. I wasn't fundamentally altered by it. by billstewart · · Score: 5, Informative

    The main change is that when I hear people say "You're more likely to get hit by lightning than to have X happen" I can say "I've already been hit by lightning."

    Back around 2000, I was with a group of people at an observatory up in the mountains, which we'd reached by ski-lift-gondola, after some discussion about whether the weather was turning thundery and we should cancel it because we might get stuck there for the day which would mess up our schedule. The thunderstorm decided to show up, and I was outside the observatory looking at the mountains. A few raindrops started to fall, and a bolt of lightning bounced off the building and hit me on the head. The impact wasn't very hard, maybe like dropping a pen onto a hard floor from 5 feet. My wife yelled at me to get in out of the rain. And we did in fact get stuck up there for a few hours - the gondola system shut down when the lightning struck, leaving a gondola full of kids hanging about 100 feet from the observatory for a while before they could restart it, and once they had them safely unloaded they left it stopped until the storm was over.

    The other effect was that I had to tell my wife about the previous time when the group I'd with had almost been hit by lightning, hiking at the top of Colorado mountains when the early-afternoon thunderstorm set in. We'd sat down in a low rock shelter, and some of the folks were having sparks from their fingers to the wet rocks, which were making a bit of a sizzling noise.

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    1. Re:I wasn't fundamentally altered by it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is a serious question: Did you notice any impact on your ability to obtain and maintain an erection after you were hit by lightning?

      Years back, I worked with one fellow who survived a lightning strike. He said it was actually the best thing that had ever happened to him. Before being hit, he suffered from extreme difficulties obtaining an erection, and even when he managed to get one he couldn't sustain it for more than a minute or two. But after being hit, he said those problems went away. As he described it, he was then able to get the "fattest throbbing fatties" (I think those were his words, or something along those lines) that he'd ever had, and he'd talk about how he could "screw his wife for hours" before ejaculating.

      Did you notice anything similar?

    2. Re:I wasn't fundamentally altered by it. by Provocateur · · Score: 4, Funny

      In other words, did you gain any screw-per-powers?

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    3. Re:I wasn't fundamentally altered by it. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      Son, 4Chan is thataway ....

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    4. Re:I wasn't fundamentally altered by it. by Anubis+IV · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Years ago when I was in junior high or early high school, my father was taking my younger brother and I to go shopping. I could hear a thunderstorm outside as we were shopping, but we lived in south Florida, so that was nothing out of the ordinary.

      As we were heading out to the car after our shopping was done, something occurred that never happened to me before or since: I heard a crack at the exact same time that I saw a flash of light. I didn't see a source for the flash, just the light, seemingly all around. I had been standing next to my dad, who was holding my brother's hand while we were in the parking lot, but when I turned to see what their reactions were to what I assumed was a REALLY close strike, my dad was on the asphalt on his knees with his hands gripping the top of his head. The umbrella he had been holding had fallen to the ground, my brother and I were getting soaked, and my father wasn't responding to us when we asked him if he was all right.

      After about a minute, my father was finally able to respond, and was actually rather embarrassed by the whole thing, since he could see and hear us, but was simply incapable of responding. We didn't know exactly what had happened, since none of us had actually seen the lightning strike, but we knew it had to have hit close, given that none of us had ever heard the crack of the strike happen at the exact same time that we saw the flash of light. My brother mentioned that his heart was racing oddly as well.

      When we got home, sure enough, we found a little scorch mark on the top of my father's head that was hot to the touch, and over the course of the next week or so, he discovered that his sense of smell had been damaged, with things smelling differently than they should. It ended up being about a year before he could smell things correctly again. We figure that my brother may have also gotten some of it through him, given that he was holding my dad's hand at the time that it happened.

      It was probably a good 5 years before the three of us stopped being skittish when outside in a lightning storm, and even to this day I treat them quite a bit differently than I used to, despite having grown up with them around all the time and generally having practiced good habits around them (even at the time of our strike, there were tall poles and trees (that we weren't under) all around us, so it always seemed odd to me that the strike landed where it did).

  5. The Last Sentence of the Summary by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    The last sentence of the summary explains a lot:
    "Those who attempt to return to work often find they are unable to carry out their former functions and after a few weeks, when coworkers get weary of 'covering' for them, they either are put on disability (if they are lucky) or fired or made Slashdot editors (if they are really unlucky)," she writes."

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  6. Sometimes the change is good by pjbgravely · · Score: 4, Informative

    A local doctor was struck by lighting and became a concert pianist as a result. You never know what might change your life forever.

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    1. Re:Sometimes the change is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      All of them become conductors.

    2. Re:Sometimes the change is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's because they couldn't resist.

    3. Re:Sometimes the change is good by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 5, Funny

      They should have stayed ohm that day.

    4. Re:Sometimes the change is good by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      "In 1994, when Tony Cicoria was 42 years old, he was struck by lightning near Albany, New York, while standing next to a public telephone. He had just hung up the phone and was about a foot away when a rogue bolt of lightning struck. He recalled seeing his own body on the ground surrounded by a bluish-white light. Cicoria’s heart had apparently stopped, but he was resuscitated by a woman, (coincidentally an intensive-care-unit nurse) who was waiting to use the telephone.[2][3]"

      Holy crap!.... makes me almost want to believe in some sort of higher power.

      110 or 220?

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    5. Re:Sometimes the change is good by 14erCleaner · · Score: 5, Funny

      Would have been a chance to catch up with current events.

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    6. Re:Sometimes the change is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I hear they get really amped up about the experience.

    7. Re:Sometimes the change is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know watt you're talking about -- clearly their lives weren't impeded by the event.

  7. Frontal lobe of the person in example by Champaklal · · Score: 3, Interesting
    1. Lightning partially passes through the body, because body gives a lot of resistance to the charge. Remaining charge flows through air to the ground.

    2. it looked to me as if the frontal lobe of the person in story was affected. Frontal lobe is associated with such changes in personality

  8. Dear Hot Chick from High School by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was recently struck by lightning. I am writing you to renew my request for a date per your stated conditions.

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  9. indirect strike in 1983 by ihtoit · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was part of the ground circuit when lightning struck my house and blew the ring main on its way through - I had the misfortune of happening to be plugging in the TV at the time, got thrown across the room. Only permanent effect as far as I can tell is a marked reduction in tolerance for idiots.

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    1. Re:indirect strike in 1983 by Required+Snark · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Only permanent effect as far as I can tell is a marked reduction in tolerance for idiots."

      Why do you read/post on Slashdot?

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  10. thanks for that great information by Osgeld · · Score: 4, Funny

    the brain an nervous system is a complex and fragile low voltage electrical signaling system

    lets zap it with lightning

    best we can guess is that "Mary Ann Cooper, professor emerita at the University of Illinois at Chicago" who by the way retired in 2008 says that lighting fucks shit up

    good god damn job

    1. Re:thanks for that great information by Nemyst · · Score: 4, Funny

      Does your grumpiness originate from getting struck by lightning?

  11. FIRST POSSSSSSSSSSTZZZZZZZZZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    reaction time suffers as well

  12. Pretty bad example of a radical change. by AbRASiON · · Score: 4, Funny

    Michael Utley was a successful stockbroker who often went skiing and windsurfing before he was struck by lightning. Today, at 62, he lives on disability insurance. "I don't work. I can't work. My memory's fried, and I don't have energy like I used to. I aged 30 years in a second." Lightning also dramatically altered Utley's personality. "It made me a mean, ornery son of a b****."

    Had it been an example where he became a greenpeace or PETA speaker or something, it might be more shocking but this doesn't come across as entirely surprising.

    1. Re:Pretty bad example of a radical change. by pupsocket · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are absolutely correct.

      Successful investment bankers usually have smooth manners and a gift for softspoken vagueness that makes their duplicity harder to spot.

      The mean ornery dogchild is just a midlevel henchmen for the really dangerous types.

      And I've paid with for the right to say so.

  13. But... always? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 2

    I would assume that most lightning injuries wouldn''t have any observable effects on personality, because more often than not they're not going to hit the brain. But that could be a wrong impression. Maybe a high voltage jolt to the peripheral nervous system always carries back to the brain along nerve fibers and does damage there.

  14. Lightning Rod by kcelery · · Score: 2

    Once met with a guy who install lightning rod in 80+ storeys buildings.

    He said, grounding the current from above is not enough. When lightning strikes,
    the current is ground, but then the many computers in the building would malfunction.

    Special technique is required that only few companies can get it right.

    I would suspect the current has to be shield like coaxial cable or the circuits along
    the current path will got damaged. In this case the victim's brain.

    1. Re:Lightning Rod by DigiShaman · · Score: 2

      EMP. Lightning struck a few houses down from me. Instantly I lost WiFi connectivity when the bolt stuck while everything else was fully functional except for the router which still had power. Both my computer and router are connected to a SmartUPS with a valid grounded connection. Basically, the WiFi antennas picked up the EMP and passed it down to the chipset; effectively "fried".

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  15. Extremely Unlikely by Bob9113 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Ferris Jabr reports in Outside Magazine that every year, more than 500 Americans are struck by lightning. Roughly 90 percent of them will survive, but those survivors will be instantly, fundamentally altered in ways that still leave scientists scratching their heads.

    Yes, sure, it has some unpleasant effects, but keep it in perspective. How much resources should we as a society be dedicating to lightning strike victims? Nearly ten times as many people die drowning every year as get struck by lightning (including non-fatal strikes). In fact, you're only about twice as likely to get struck by lightning as to die from a terrorist attack, which a statistical non-risk. And we don't go running around panicking about terrorism... oh, wait...

    1. Re:Extremely Unlikely by BringsApples · · Score: 2

      Conclusion: Lightning is an act of terror, and yet we don't go off and build a dome over the entire country, closing ourselves inside our new "safe" structure, opening new agencies that get endless funding, secret courts... all in the name of, maybe, preventing it from ever happening again.

      Very good point, sir.

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  16. Re:What the fuck are you talking about? by martin-boundary · · Score: 3, Insightful
    That is utter drivel unrelated to my point, which merely shows your own ignorance of the issue. Please allow yourself to be educated.

    "Professor" is a Latin masculine noun, and as such is correctly paired with the adjective "emeritus". As I said in my post, if you want to refer to a woman as a "professor", which I have zero objection to, then use the correct adjective, namely "emeritus". If you want to refer to a woman by the latinized "professora", then by all means "emerita" is correct as well. However, "professor emerita" is anglicized pig-latin bullshit which merely serves to mark those who use it as wannabes, who never studied Latin but wish to use an exotic phrase to aggrandize themselves in front of their peers.

    Now that you know, please feel free to use whatever phrase you prefer, in full knowledge of the various probable consequences.

  17. Not guaranteed memory problems by s.petry · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was struck as a kid, probably 11 or so years old, when a thunderstorm rolled in during a little league baseball game. I happened to be opening a car door, so was grounded when I was hit. My forearm turned black and blue, like a massive bruising, but I didn't feel any pain in my arm. I was blinded for a short time, my eyes were not closed when the lighting struck. Outside of a headache from the flash, I had no short or long term damage. Yes, I was extremely lucky to have been mostly grounded.

    The Guinness record holder was struck 7 times, and lived to 71. Hard to say if the long term effects led to suicide, but an interview of him I heard long ago seemed to indicate a pretty normal guy.

    TFA also indicates that not all incidents lead to permanent damage, physical or psychological. As with most events dealing with electricity, there are a massive number of factors involved making each event unique. For example, when I was in the military I saw two people guy get popped by a 550KW generator. Both guys mishandled the same coupling, both were in Texas and on similar training grounds. The primary different was weather and luck. One guy's clothing caught fire and he suffered only minor burns as they put his clothing out, the other guy died almost instantly. It was winter so rainy and wet when the first guy was popped, making its likely that his wet clothing caused a grounding effect which saved him. The second happened in the summer, extremely dry and hot.

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  18. i met a guy that had been hit by unity · · Score: 2

    I was having a safety meeting with a guy when he told me how he had been hit by lightning once on a construction site. I said, "what'd you do?" He said, "I got up and ran! The only thing I could think of was that I didn't want to get hit again!"
    He seemed like a normal enough guy, but he was adamant about not wanting to get struck again, that's for sure.

  19. Re:ProfessorA emeritA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This isn't Rome. This is America. We speak American English here. Some of that is Anglicized Latin. But it's not Latin, and doesn't have to follow the rules of Latin any more than anything else borrowed from other languages has to follow the rules of those languages.

  20. I had an close incident by future+assassin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This was 1991 I belive. I was sitting on this tire swing looking at the thunder storm coming into the valley over the city. Next to me 30 feet infront and 20 to the side was a tennis court all fenced off with a 20 foot fence.

    As I was sitting there for a bit watching lightning strikes all of a sudden everything went white for a second and when it dissapeared I heard a huge bang and while looking at the sand below my feet, I saw electricity flying around on the ground. Took me a few secs to get orientged again and all I herd was "Holly Fuck", "Holly fuck" "Did you feel that all over your body" from the two guys that were playing in the tennis court.

    Nex thing I know some panic attack hit me and I booted it home about 20 feet away. I started to get a clod sweat and when I felt my heart it must have been going 400 + beats per minute. Then it slowed down rapidly and all I could do is sit on the couch and go WTF?!!!

    So for about a few weeks after that everytime there was a thunder strom and the lightning strikes got close to home I always felt wird electric charge aroung me. Well I never stuck around and booted it home the second I got the feeling.

    Can't say it changed me but was a weird experience.

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  21. Re:ProfessorA emeritA by infinitelink · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why is this rated to 0? It's a true statement--not something to downmod. Downmoding such a comment, I'm sure, actually bespeaks ignorance or violation of the terms of modding! And while that's not new for /., it's still something to have the actual admins take a look at. It's especially problematic, though, since it's a true statement.

    While it is preferable to follow certain rules of grammar for use of Latin phrases, that is within the confines of acceptable English practice. "Profesora" has not, in fact, ever been used--as far as I am aware--in the English language, as an English term. Not, at least, enough to be conventional rather than eccentric. These days, perhaps all the more due to it being Spanish (though being in the Western US where we have a lot of Spanish speakers, perhaps I'm just reinforced given that perception; the east coast, on the other hand, tends not to know jack about Spanish from our POV). I am okay with it to the extent someone would have a Latin or Romance background, but the significations associated with "professor" vs. "profes[s]ora" aren't quite the same, so from that POV I would avoid it myself since it would seem to be a mis-communication, therefore an error.

    And "-a" isn't even a solid indication, in English, that a term is actually a feminine for Latin. ("-a" isn't even just feminine in Latin, depending on case!). It *frequently* is in Spanish, but not enough for someone without the prior knowledge. For the last three or so centuries, however, even when Latin was widely taught, been acceptable to mix Latin forms as properly understood or most likely to be, rather than force correctness based on the classical Latin forms (and I have critiques on usage dating back over a 100 years in my personal library), so I don't get the hostility: oversensitivity to "correctness", to me, bespeaks being a poseur--as is often the case in English grammar.

    It all seems like the pedantry of correct for case with "I and me" without regard for the actual use-intentions of the personal speaking English, given that the complaints are often applied to usages which antedate the oldest grammars and indicate a different mode of thinking altogether--i.e. evince a feature of English-speakers' mind that doesn't even exist in other classical languages. (Even modern, simplified English, possesses pre-classical features, and actual mixtures of features that span several language families, that ante-date the periods of major influence by Romance and Latin upon the Teutonic, e.g. altering mid-vowels to change tense, not just endings). It's the...gilded age of English armchair philology and grammatical-wishful thinking by the sophomorically over-read and over-credentialed, regarded only for being critics and clever...just not "right."

    But in general, critiques of English usage typically proceed out of posing rather than expertise. It's a long-standing tradition in Anglophonic countries, and unfortunate for all the confusion has bred. e.g. I was recently standing in line at a post office and literally stood next to two old women, one who had been warned against the horrific error in saying "dug" rather than "digged", and the other warned contrarily about the error of "digged" over "dug." Both were also pissed I wouldn't take their side...or amused that I could explain the history of that "issue" though a young man, and that the other was so stupid to prefer a "non-word" they had never encountered. I actually found myself in disbelief that either could have suffered such limited exposure.

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  22. Lightning stike victims and Multiple Sclerosis by Traf-O-Data-Hater · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I heard a news report - might have been BBC - years ago that a study had found that a high correlation between lightning strike victims and the probability of developing Multiple Sclerosis later in life.

  23. thanks for that great information by Prune · · Score: 2

    BS. The nervous system is an electrochemical system, not an electrical one; and, while it is physically fragile, it is not nearly as electrically fragile as you suggest, exactly because it is electrochemical rather than electrical in nature. This is a significant reason why 90% of lightning strike victims survive (the skin's lower resistance being another), and why execution through electrocution is nowhere close to being an instant process.

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  24. Whole House Surge Protector is not enough by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Many thinks erroneously that after they installed a Whole House Surge Protector everything else would be fine

    That Whole House Surge Protector might be able to clamp a sudden surge from the outside, but the respond time often isn't fast enough to save the delicate electronic devices connected to the wall sockets

    What you really need is a layered approach --- getting a Whole House Surge Protector to clamp a _lengthy_ surge from the outside, while still attach your delicate electronic devices to surge protectors with fast response (something like in the nano-second range) that plug into the wall sockets

    Three links that might be able to assist you:

    http://techomebuilder.com/inde...

    http://www.electronichouse.com...

    http://www.us-tech.com/RelId/1...

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    1. Re:Whole House Surge Protector is not enough by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 2

      Just install a power conditioner at your intake and call it a day if your power is that shitty. Or you live in Florida.

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  25. Found two more links by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2
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  26. Re:What the fuck are you talking about? by Your.Master · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Professor is an English word, albeit one with a Latin origin, and it has been an English word for about 700 years. Most English words do not get inflected by gender. It must be admitted that many occupation-words that can be used as pronouns are inflected (actor/actress, waiter/waitress, etc.), but professor is not among those words. Professora does not appear in any English dictionary I tried, such as dictionary.reference.com. Professor, emeritus, and emerita all appear in every dictionary I tried.

    Furthermore, "Professors Emeriti/ae" is often used as the plural. The 's' plural demonstrates that "professor" is being used in its English-language form.

    Surely if a student were to talk about their "professors", you would not lecture them on their ignorant use of plurals. Why, then, do you insist that the professor is "professor emeritus" is actually a different word in a different language and therefore subject to different inflections?

    And if that isn't convincing, there's the fact that "Professor Emerita" is an officially-conferred title, and therefore it is correct by definition:

    http://www.sfu.ca/policies/gaz... -- an example from Canada
    http://www.ucc.ie/en/academics... -- an example from Ireland
    http://www.vtnews.vt.edu/artic... -- an example from the United States

    What I find particulary fascinating though is the insecurity apparent in perhaps a large number of readers who prefer to defend and repeat a corrupt usage from someone who may not have known better, lest their own competency in English be considered.

    The pot calling the kettle black.