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Doctor Who To Teach Kids To Code

DCFC writes: The BBC is releasing a game to help 8- to 11-year-old kids get into coding. Based on Doctor Who, it alternates between a standard platform game and programming puzzles that introduce the ideas of sequence, loops, if..then, variables and a touch of event-driven programming. Kids will get to program a Dalek to make him more powerful. (Apparently the BBC thinks upgrading psychopathic, racist death machines is a good idea!)

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  1. It's not every day you get to... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apparently the BBC thinks upgrading psychopathic, racist death machines is a good idea!

    Doesn't everybody?

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    1. Re:It's not every day you get to... by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      In the USA we call them "drones"

    2. Re:It's not every day you get to... by KinkyClown · · Score: 1, Funny

      I for one welcome our new overlords...

    3. Re:It's not every day you get to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Upgrading a Dalek involves some wet-work with brains, and a selection of flying brain extracting instruments like circular saws. I'm not sure the kids have the stomach for it.

    4. Re:It's not every day you get to... by N!k0N · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure you're thinking of the Cybermen there. Daleks don't upgrade anyone ... they just exterminate.

    5. Re:It's not every day you get to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Daleks themselves aren't pure machine, there is a (previously) weak defenceless creature in there somewhere.

    6. Re:It's not every day you get to... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      10 wave magic screwdriver at it
      20 RUN!

      freakin' /. has devolved so far with it's html tag handling that I had to resort to MS-basic to get this to post.

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    7. Re:It's not every day you get to... by tepples · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember Daleks having to upgrade their tanks to add hover so that they can exterminate even if the target is behind stairs.

    8. Re:It's not every day you get to... by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      And hey, the US drones don't have a problem with stairs. They just level the building.

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    9. Re:It's not every day you get to... by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Though in fairness it's only defenseless because it's humanoid body was engineered away as superflous when Davros decided his entire race should be permanently interred in personal battle tanks.

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    10. Re:It's not every day you get to... by weszz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Daleks aren't machines though... Those are the cybermen.

      A Dalek is a living being inside the armor.

      not sure which would be better to meet, but I would pick the Dalek if I had the choice. Cybermen either upgrade you to a cyberman, or they delete you. There isn't middle ground, while ad Dalek doesn't ALWAYS destroy and kill, they will use people as leverage too.

    11. Re:It's not every day you get to... by weszz · · Score: 1

      True, they did do some power upgrades and features, so a non conductive floor or stairs couldn't stop them. Dalek Sec was different than most and did turn a human into a dalek/human mutant as part of the final experiment... so they did try stuff out

      modern Dr Who creatures are some scary stuff for kids though... Between the Daleks, Cybermen, Angels, the stuff in the library (can't think of their name), the moon spiders recently, and everything else, My kids have to wait till they are older, then I will go back and watch modern Dr Who with them. I don't want to deal with the nightmares just yet.

    12. Re:It's not every day you get to... by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      Daleks aren't machines though... Those are the cybermen.
      A Dalek is a living being inside the armor.

      The cybermen aren't that different—despite the suppressed emotions, they're not purely mechanical. They have living brains inside their mechanical bodies. The difference is that the cybermen are set on "upgrading" people; they think of it as a service. They consider themselves advanced life-forms and want others to have the same experience. Failure to comprehend the benefits of what they're offering is taken as further evidence that you're in need of an "upgrade". They're constantly looking for ways to incorporate improvements into their design—the ultimate "progressives", in a sense.

      The Daleks, on the other hand, are all about "racial purity"; their driving interest is the elimination of any form of life other than their own. They aren't interested in turning anyone into a Dalek. In contrast to the cybermen's drive for constant improvement, the Daleks are striving to restore an idealized version of themselves from their past—the ultimate "conservatives".

      And while I'd rather avoid both if possible, if it came to a choice then I'd also prefer to deal with the Daleks. At least they'll acknowledge that they're out to kill you, as opposed to claiming that they're acting for your own good.

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    13. Re:It's not every day you get to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to remember Daleks having to upgrade their tanks to add hover so that they can exterminate even if the target is behind stairs.

      I've recently finished a binge of watching almost all of classic Who, and it seems to me that the first time we saw a Dalek hovering the clear implication was that this was an ability they'd always had, and weren't those people stupid for thinking mere stairs would stop the universe's supreme beings?

    14. Re:It's not every day you get to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, they did do some power upgrades and features, so a non conductive floor or stairs couldn't stop them. Dalek Sec was different than most and did turn a human into a dalek/human mutant as part of the final experiment

      Classic Who Daleks could hover too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1J3InFpGtQ

  2. Exteeerrminate Child by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Kids will get to program a Dalek to make him more powerful.

    "Look, my Dalek is now so powerful it writes my code for me!"

    Wait, how do you know a Dalek is a "him"?

    1. Re:Exteeerrminate Child by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, how do you know a Dalek is a "him"?

      The eye-cock, the raygun-cock, the plunger-cock, the scrotum bumps, ...

  3. psychopathic, racist death machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever happened to the peaceful, gluttonous number munchers?

  4. In time by hooiberg · · Score: 1

    Hopefully that will be in time. Here we have to teach 3rd year science students who struggle with for loops and who cannot come to grasp with allocatable arrays. It is despairing.

    1. Re:In time by idji · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Make them watch the 1982 Doctor Who story Castrovalva to learn about loops http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C...

    2. Re:In time by geantvert · · Score: 1

      And this one
      * "You don't have to write your Fortan codes in UPPERCASE ONLY"

    3. Re:In time by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      My ability to put 'latex manuscript.tex' and 'dvi2pdf manuscript.dvi' into a makefile is not magic, it is basic automation

      It's also redundant and likely not to do the right thing (ironic, given previous comments about libraries). Look for latexmk, which is part of the standard LeXLive distribution. Oh, and since this is not 1970 anymore, let's skip the DVI step and go straight to PDF with pdflatex (latexmk -pdf manuscript.tex is probably what you actually want).

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    4. Re:In time by jratcliffe · · Score: 1

      Or, they could just look them up in the Index File...if they had an Index File.

    5. Re:In time by geantvert · · Score: 1

      on Debian/Ubuntu that is pdflatex

    6. Re:In time by geantvert · · Score: 1

      But seriously: Friends do not let friends write fortran.

      I do not really agree with that. Fortran 90 and above is a nice language. The problem is people still using old and obsolete F77 features.

      Of course, I would not recommand using Fortran 90 for anything else than numerical codes. If you have to manipulate multi-dimensionnal arrays, Fortran is the right language. This is where C/C++ clearly sucks.

    7. Re:In time by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Debian makes renames latexmk to pdflatex? I sincerely hope not...

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    8. Re:In time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding is that pdflatex does not like to include eps graphics, while nearly all our papers' data is presented in that form. Normally I also prefer simply 'pdflatex'... Thanks for the latexmk though, I've gone through several how-to sites without seeing it. Also not quite sure how pdflatex handles bibliographies. Usually there's a latex/bibtex/latex sequence to get that to happen...

      Hmm, new rant point that's not the fault of anyone I work with:
      * "Why the hell does this journal want us to use a style package from 1996? WHY?"

  5. Branching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that introduce the ideas of sequence, loops, if..then, variables

    The "if...then" is more professionally called "branching".

    1. Re:Branching by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Then kids may mistake Daleks for Ents.

    2. Re:Branching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, on machine language level loops are implemented by branching. On programming language level, it is perfectly fine to talk about "loops".

    3. Re:Branching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 3 fundamental building blocks of programming are called, sequence, repetition and selection.

    4. Re:Branching by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Once you dig deep enough, everything is a GOTO.

      Suck it, "Goto considered harmful."

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  6. Re:ps Good luck teaching AFRICANS to code... by Noir+Angellus · · Score: 1

    Nick of back to Durka-durkkistahn/1930s Germany or wherever you came from, jerkwad. People like you give primates a bad name.

  7. Re:ps Good luck teaching AFRICANS to code... by Tablizer · · Score: 0

    I'm curious, in UK, do you Tea Partiers actually drink tea?

  8. Can I put a boner array in my butt loop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  9. Daleks aren't racist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Daleks aren't racist, they want to kill EVERYONE!

    1. Re:Daleks aren't racist by Z80a · · Score: 1

      Except other daleks.

    2. Re:Daleks aren't racist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Daleks say Daleks are racist: "Behold, the restoration of the Daleks. The resurrection of the master race. All hail the new Daleks. All hail the new Daleks."

    3. Re:Daleks aren't racist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Daleks aren't racist, they want to kill EVERYONE!

      Now, that's just plain untrue. What we want is to EXTERMINATE everyone. Killing is not necessarily the only option.

    4. Re:Daleks aren't racist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Daleks EXTERMINATE each other all the time. Only the purest most superior Daleks survive.

  10. Re:ps Good luck teaching AFRICANS to code... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Tea is soon going to be banned in the UK because it violates Sharia law and offends Muslims. Drinking tea in front of a Muslim is now considered a hate crime. You leftists thought that blasphemy laws weren't a slippery slope!

  11. Re:"racist" - LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How very 'politically correct' of you, to claim Daleks are 'racist'!

    Yes, every 'baddie' in a TV programme is also a 'racist', apparently.

    By 'racist', I take it you mean "Simply wants to live around his own race, and decide for himself who he lives around"?

    So, apparently you believe that non-whites BENEFIT from living around white people, and that it would be just AWFUL to send them back to live with their own races. Why is that? Do you believe white people are superior to non-whites or something? You must be a 'white supremacist'...

    You fucking idiot. You don't even know WHY you believe what you believe...

    A lifetime of Jewish brainwashing, through the media, and you're terrified of thinking - as are most of the Slashdot crowd...

    Actually, the Daleks really are quite racist. From the linked page:

    The Daleks soon came to view themselves as the supreme race in the universe and began a conquest of universal domination and extermination.

    As a person of Jewish extraction, I'd like to thank you personally for all the wonderful perquisites me and my kind manipulate you to give us. I'm especially appreciative of the endless supply of gentile babies for our blood drinking ceremonies. You guys rock! -- Your friend at the International Jewish Conspiracy

  12. consistent with goverment approaches by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

    Apparently the BBC thinks upgrading psychopathic, racist death machines is a good idea!

    The US government have been doing that around the world for decades, so surely it must be a good idea.

  13. What for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why teach kids to be unemployed? Why delude them, giving them illusions about coding being the key to a successful future? We're not in the '80s anymore. Back then, everybody thought computers were the key to a great career or, rather, that was the trend. By the early '90s with the Web exploding, everybody was pretty certain of that. And what now? IT workers are low-wage blue-collar workers with no vacations, no off hours, no overtime compensation and their jobs are being or have already been outsourced. Computers are for chumps. The money is in Management.

    1. Re:What for? by hodet · · Score: 1

      Hopefully they will use those skills in other vocations. You don't have to be a full time coder humping a cublicle to benefit from programming skills.

    2. Re:What for? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      IT workers are low-wage blue-collar workers with no vacations, no off hours, no overtime compensation and their jobs are being or have already been outsourced.

      In the UK we get a minimum of 4 weeks paid vacation, a set time for working hours, and even salaried workers are due compensation for working over their contractual hours.

      Been in IT in the UK for 20 years now, never experienced what you are talking about.

      Yup, we actually have decent employment law here in the UK. Sucks to be you, wherever you come from...

    3. Re:What for? by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Yes, you can also be:
      - a full time MBA humping a cube
      - a full time HR drone humping a cubicle
      - a full time financial analyst humping a cubicle
      - a full time scientist being humped by a cubicle
      - a full time engineer being humped by a soldering iron

      All paths to which coding is the solution involves being on the wrong end of a bizarre sexual act.

    4. Re:What for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not sure where you work, but in the US I get 5 weeks + $160k as a software engineer.

  14. UK Only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    At the moment it appears that this is only accessible in the UK. Are there any plans for it to be released elsewhere (without having to circumvent location blocking)?

    1. Re:UK Only? by danknight48 · · Score: 2

      At the moment it appears that this is only accessible in the UK. Are there any plans for it to be released elsewhere (without having to circumvent location blocking)?

      British Broadcasting Commission.
      And yes, they block all non-UK IP addresses from accessing the BBC websites. Anyone in the UK who watches live TV must pay a TV license, which all goes to the BBC. So in effect, only we (the UK) pay for the service, and, are given access to it.

      You'll either have to wait for BBC worldwide to take it on, or, get yourself a VPN in the UK.

    2. Re:UK Only? by danknight48 · · Score: 1

      British Broadcasting Corporation.

  15. At least by El+Puerco+Loco · · Score: 2

    they aren't trying to teach kids screenwriting.

    1. Re:At least by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      I also question their programming chops, remembering that one horrid episode where the WiFi was killing people.

      You know it's going to be a good episode when you're literally 10 seconds in and you're already cringing in horror.

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  16. Branching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > The "if...then" is more professionally called "branching".

    Well.. if you want to get technical about it, loops and if..then are both called "branching".

  17. What doctor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not say in the summary which doctor?

    1. Re:What doctor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shhh, the Doctor is a grumpy old man again. Do as you're told and don't ask questions. Now get off the lawn he parked his house upon!

    2. Re:What doctor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which doctor

      You probably wanted to ask, doctor Who?

    3. Re:What doctor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm confused. I thought I did ask which doctor.

    4. Re: What doctor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Witch doctor?

    5. Re:What doctor? by CamelTrader · · Score: 1

      Why not say in the summary that its only available to UK residents (or those with a UK VPN...)

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    6. Re: What doctor? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      nah, the witch doctor teaches "Cargo Cult Programming 101 - writing code with Google and Expert sExchange"

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    7. Re:What doctor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, so it's an NHS thing. That's why the summary doesn't explain. It was written for an audience in England.

  18. Before replying with venom read this by dbIII · · Score: 1

    The above is an answer to a question along the lines of "what do people outside of the USA think about the Tea Partiers".
    It's an opinion derived from what has been filtered through the international media and should not be considered as reality.
    It's how the group is presented to people who are too far away to distinguish the reality through the noise.

    Either way it's not important since I don't know any more about them than what the media has decided is amusing enough to pass on and the topic should be getting kids interested in stuff via tie-ins. I'm all for it. Maths, politics whatever (since the original Dalek stuff was blatantly about fascism), if it gets the kids learning via activity that can stick more than other ways.
    Maybe Dr Who could be used to show me WTF is really going on in US politics :)

    1. Re:Before replying with venom read this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The above is an answer to a question along the lines of "what do people outside of the USA think about the Tea Partiers".

      I thought the question was along the lines of "in UK, do you Tea Partiers actually drink tea?".

      I'm sorry if you can't find a diversity of point of views and verifiable data on events occuring in a verbose country like the USA. Maybe you should find some sources that aren't verbatim Reuters?

  19. Re: They are teaching kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you could be a Dalek, you racist douchebag.

  20. Britain only by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sorry, CBBC games and videos can only be played if you're in the UK.

    Commonwealth citizenship apparently grants no privileges.

    1. Re:Britain only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily there is always Scratch :) http://scratch.mit.edu/

    2. Re:Britain only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would it? Only people in the UK pay a TV license fee.

    3. Re:Britain only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bloody right! Abandon the Empire would you? Well, you can't have the beeb then!

    4. Re:Britain only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Interestingly apparently the BBC can't give it away particularly in the EU for instance though I suspect the same issue is world wide too. Basically the BBC is part state funded and dumping free stuff into other markets regarded as anti competitive though the world service ...

    5. Re:Britain only by Tomsk70 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I got that response when trying to install an older Doctor Who game from the site last night.

      From the UK. On a UK ISP. And no, I wasn't running VPN....

    6. Re:Britain only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you pay the TV License? That's the requirement. Other than that, you can get World Service and buy DVD content not licensed in the UK (Which is really annoying).

    7. Re:Britain only by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Commonwealth != British. You gave those rights up when you split from the British Empire :)

    8. Re:Britain only by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      We still have the queen - maybe I'll write an angry email to prince william!

    9. Re:Britain only by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      You have the queen as *your* head of state however ;) Same person, different crown.

    10. Re:Britain only by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      My government licenses Doctor Who through the ABC, the federally funded national broadcaster

      Why addict hundreds of thousands of Australian schoolchildren to Doctor Who, such as my 13yo nephew, and then deny them access? :(

    11. Re:Britain only by Puff_Of_Hot_Air · · Score: 1

      Not true. I live in the UK and do not pay the TV license as I don't watch broadcast television. Without the license you can still play this game (and listen to the radio, and watch programs on the BBC site that are not live).

    12. Re:Britain only by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Sorry, CBBC games and videos can only be played if you're in the UK.

      Commonwealth citizenship apparently grants no privileges.

      Do Commonwealth citizens pay the BBC license fee?

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  21. Doctor Who got me into coding as a kid in 1982 by idji · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The 5th Doctor story Castrovalva was based on "recursive occlusion" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C... and taught me the basics to loops and recursion.

    1. Re:Doctor Who got me into coding as a kid in 1982 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those were the good old days when Doctor Who tried to teach science and history. This year has been nothing more than one monster-of-the-week after another.

    2. Re:Doctor Who got me into coding as a kid in 1982 by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The idea of trying to teach fell by the way side basically at the beginning of the show intge 1960s. The older shows have more dialog with period tech talk. Sure you had the same bad guy over a course of weeks. But the shows were 1/2 hour long. Today's the story is more compresses and a little less on the story of the bad guy.
      In some ways that is good as the show doesn't feel like it is dragging and others I feel I am missing the story.

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    3. Re:Doctor Who got me into coding as a kid in 1982 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first seasons were painful to the extreme. I like stories, but when you have five minutes of footage as six people make it over an three meter gap in the dark and you felt the need to show us every second of it without filling in the dead time with dialogue that matters, it';s just boring as shit.

  22. They did so! by idji · · Score: 2

    The BBC most certainly did teach kids screen writing with Doctor Who!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D...

  23. Oh God the BBC teaching people how to code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you seen the shit they keep coming up with? Surely this is a bad thing.

  24. BBC? Professional??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that introduce the ideas of sequence, loops, if..then, variables

    The "if...then" is more professionally called "branching"

    "BBC" and "Professional" are mutually exclusive

    1. Re:BBC? Professional??? by Livius · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they think 11-year-old kids can raise their standards.

      Just kidding - the BBC is pretty close to the top of English language programming. Which doesn't actually say very much.

    2. Re:BBC? Professional??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overall they're at the top. Can't think of any other broadcaster with the raqnge and quality.

  25. Dr Who has come full circle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It was originally conceived to get kids into history. That's why he's a time traveller.

    Now the flavour du jour is programming. I can't help but feel we've lowered our sights.

  26. Re:ps Good luck teaching AFRICANS to code... by righteousness · · Score: 1

    The original Tea Party wore Dhotis?

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  27. Re:They are teaching kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you are unintentionally proving his point. Not that I believe it.

  28. Re:They are teaching kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are one utterly dumb piece of shit.

  29. Re:They are teaching kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are just as bad you stupid cunt.

  30. Already done in 1985 by james_gnz · · Score: 1

    Doctor Who and the Mines of Terror

    ... The game's play centers on the player's character of the Doctor (specifically his sixth incarnation), and his robotic programmable cat Splinx. ...

  31. Alien Space Amazons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait, how do you know a Dalek is a "him"?

    The eye-cock, the raygun-cock, the plunger-cock, the scrotum bumps, ...

    Actually, makes more sense that it's a woman then. They are essentially female beings with extreme cases of penis-envy who have given up their original bodies and put their brains into "strap-on" suits (armor) that give them the Alpha power and have all the "alpha male" symbols protruding from them in the extreme in order to create the emotional impact they desire.

    These alien Space Amazon Feminists have had it and are now going to out do the males they so envy by destroying everyone that is male and all females that "co-conspire" with the males (by allowing them to exist). Which means they are trying to exterminate everyone but themselves.

    And here comes the "Doctor", the arguably most ALPHA of the ALPHA Males in the entire universe.. Of course they would be obsessed with HIM and with destroying him.

    -- My god.. I started writing this as a joke.. but now it actually makes sense. It fits everything perfectly.. The series needs only to reveal that Davros was actually a woman, a woman who hid the fact that she was a woman in order to attain the access and power necessary in her society to create her augmented Superior Female Race..

    I wish I could post this under my account instead of as A.C. but this is too hot.

    1. Re:Alien Space Amazons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wait, how do you know a Dalek is a "him"?

      The eye-cock, the raygun-cock, the plunger-cock, the scrotum bumps, ...

      Actually, makes more sense that it's a woman then. They are essentially female beings with extreme cases of penis-envy who have given up their original bodies and put their brains into "strap-on" suits (armor) that give them the Alpha power and have all the "alpha male" symbols protruding from them in the extreme in order to create the emotional impact they desire.

      These alien Space Amazon Feminists have had it and are now going to out do the males they so envy by destroying everyone that is male and all females that "co-conspire" with the males (by allowing them to exist). Which means they are trying to exterminate everyone but themselves.

      And here comes the "Doctor", the arguably most ALPHA of the ALPHA Males in the entire universe.. Of course they would be obsessed with HIM and with destroying him.

      -- My god.. I started writing this as a joke.. but now it actually makes sense. It fits everything perfectly.. The series needs only to reveal that Davros was actually a woman, a woman who hid the fact that she was a woman in order to attain the access and power necessary in her society to create her augmented Superior Female Race..

      I wish I could post this under my account instead of as A.C. but this is too hot.

      Addendum (same poster as post above): Going even further back in history to before the creation of the Daleks we find that Davros was secretly in love with the early Doctor, to the point where she ended up revealing her secret gender identity to him, in hopes of finally finding the love and acceptance always forbidden to her. Unfortunately; her love ended up being unrequited. The Emotional trauma that this caused her when she was already at the tipping point of an emotional break anyway pushed her over the edge.

      We find that the creation of a Superior Female Race had only been a non-serious daydream for her before this, all she had really wanted before this was access to the tech and industry she was talented at and societal acceptance. But now... now that other silly daydream blossomed into a full-blown obsession. Every waking moment, every thought was then spent on the fulfillment of this singular purpose, this ultimate expression of her unhappiness. Her hurried experiments resulted in all sorts of damage and mutations to her own body, resulting in the broken and hideous creature called Davros that we saw in the early series. And of course she used an imprint of aspects of her own mind as a template for the Dalek conditioning.

      Her cracked emotions, especially regarding the Doctor, made it into the master Dalek Template...

    2. Re:Alien Space Amazons by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      The Dalek suits were originally inspired by female dancers gliding along the ground in long skirts, so there may be even more to it than you think...

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    3. Re:Alien Space Amazons by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Thanks for reminding me why nobody goes to lunch with nerds :-)

    4. Re:Alien Space Amazons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for reminding me why nobody goes to lunch with nerds :-)

      And why I never go to lunch with "Norms". :)

    5. Re:Alien Space Amazons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fits the bill. Never thought about it that way.

  32. Code.org by DrXym · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The code.org site is a great resource for teaching kids to program. Personally I'd have liked to see the BBC contribute their project to that where it would likely enjoy a lot more popularity.

  33. Science! by geantvert · · Score: 1

    Use Dr Who to teach science ... yeahhhh... what could go wrong?

  34. So what's the man's (woman's) name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The doctor who teaches kids to code. Where does s/he practice medicine?

  35. Re:"racist" - LOL by nedlohs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're an idiot.

    Though Daleks are more speciest than racist, given their goal is to exterminate all non-Dalek life from the universe, the racist is the equivalent term for their beliefs from our current perspective.

  36. Re:"racist" - LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're an idiot.

    Though Daleks are more speciest than racist, given their goal is to exterminate all non-Dalek life from the universe, the racist is the equivalent term for their beliefs from our current perspective.

    So, I suppose Hitler wasn't a racist, right?

    To be honest, you're splitting hairs here. Certain belief systems are extremely racist. I can't help it if yours happens to be included in that lot. Perhaps this will help shed some light as to the pitfalls of belief systems and religion in general.

    Mankind has waged war for centuries because of varied belief systems (a.k.a. religious ideals). Ironically while you pray for peace, that same vehicle perpetuates violence.

  37. Can't get to it outside of the UK by laird · · Score: 2

    Like many BBC products, this game appears only to be accessible within the UK. I'm in the US, and i'd happy buy a copy / access - this game would be a huge hit with my family! When I tried to go there, they directed me to the BBC Store site, which only sells physical goods. Come on, BBC!

  38. Those Poor Parents by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

    I feel bad for the parents. My wife and I are young, and we already can't stand the Daleks. Imagine those parents out there, who have likely been putting up with "EXTERMINATE" for more years than we have, and now it's not only those surprise Dalek episodes to contend with, but also kids running around thinking that Daleks are so cool and "Look mum! I programmed it to talk!"

  39. the latest in a fine tradition of programming game by SABME · · Score: 2

    I will definitely get this for my kids, especially since we are Dr. Who fans. I have great memories of playing Robot Odyssey, which had logic gates that you could "solder" together. Later on, I played RoboSport by Maxis, which wasn't as sophisticated but was still fun. Any others that people out there remember?

  40. Re:the latest in a fine tradition of programming g by SABME · · Score: 1

    OK, I *would* definitely get this for my kids, except that I'm in the US and can't get it. Ah well ...

  41. Re:"racist" - LOL by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    Of course Hitler was racist.

    What hairs am I splitting? What specifically is my racist belief system?

    I don't pray for peace.

  42. Re:"racist" - LOL by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    Actually, closer examination reveals a parallel agenda. Mankind has never, ever, waged war because of varied belief systems.

    The warfare was motivated by mundane greed and survival while fighting over limited resources.

    The "belief" bullshit was just a rallying flag to pimp up a bunch of cutthroats.

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  43. Sigh by StripedCow · · Score: 1

    Just as we had a little hope of losing some of that "geeky" image that goes with coding... Dr. WHO starts teaching to code.
    Sigh.

    Will this appeal to, e.g., girls?

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    1. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will this appeal to, e.g., girls?

      If they get the Tenth or Eleventh Doctors to do it, yes.

    2. Re:Sigh by plopez · · Score: 1

      Actually no. I think Romana, Nyssa, Sara Jane, and Susan all held their own. In fact Romana graduated first in her class on Galifrey and often "took him to school" on a number of matters.

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    3. Re:Sigh by LainTouko · · Score: 1

      Doctor Who actually has equal numbers of male and female viewers, or at least it did the last time I checked.

  44. What's with this fashion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lately one hears a lot about initiatives to teach kids to code. Why? What's the big deal? Is there a shortage of coders worldwide? I understand that the likes of Microsoft and Facebook want to do so, so that they can develop an abundant market which will allow them to bring down salaries. But, otherwise? Kids will be better off learning basic skills through mathematics, rather than becoming the mindless code monkeys that those companies are pushing for.

  45. if anyone can teach loops.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's the good doctor..

    well, endless ones anyway....

  46. Apache were calling themselves Indians by tepples · · Score: 1

    Indians (or "Inde") is what the Apache nation were calling themselves before European explorers arrived.

    1. Re:Apache were calling themselves Indians by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Indians (or "Inde") is what the Apache nation were calling themselves before European explorers arrived.

      I'd have thought they called themselves Apaches.

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  47. Dr. Who And Prime Computers by altembedded · · Score: 1

    Tom Baker was hawking Prime Computers. Must have picked up Fortran back then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  48. Oo, ee, oo ahh ahh, ting tang... by tepples · · Score: 1

    Why not say in the summary which doctor?

    Because it wasn't David Seville. "Ting tang walla walla bing bang!"

  49. Screw you, BBC by satan666 · · Score: 2

    Screw you, BBC. My little girl is in tears you idiots. I live in NYC and I am the proud Dad of a 7 year old Dr. Who fanatic. As soon as I saw this I told my little girl and we were both so excited to play this game. Then, we got the stupid "you must be in the UK" message.

    Really BBC? I am so disappointed. There are hard core Dr. Who fans who live outside the UK.
    Don't do this to your fans!

    1. Re:Screw you, BBC by Richy_T · · Score: 2

      Now she gets to learn about networks and VPNs

    2. Re:Screw you, BBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw you, BBC. My little girl is in tears you idiots. I live in NYC and I am the proud Dad of a 7 year old Dr. Who fanatic. As soon as I saw this I told my little girl and we were both so excited to play this game.

      It's not the BBC's fault you were an idiot and promised your special little snowflake something you hadn't ensured you could deliver.

    3. Re:Screw you, BBC by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Screw you, BBC. My little girl is in tears you idiots. I live in NYC and I am the proud Dad of a 7 year old Dr. Who fanatic. As soon as I saw this I told my little girl and we were both so excited to play this game. Then, we got the stupid "you must be in the UK" message.

      Really BBC? I am so disappointed. There are hard core Dr. Who fans who live outside the UK.
      Don't do this to your fans!

      The simple solution is to move your family here to the UK.

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    4. Re:Screw you, BBC by satan666 · · Score: 1

      Thank you! You are very nice, just like most
      Brits that I know.

      I would love to move there. I have spent time in the UK with friends
      and also work. I love London and I love Scotland.

      You guys have a beautiful country.

      Cheers!

  50. The Doctor by Ottibus · · Score: 1

    That should be "The Doctor to teach kids to code".

    The programme is "Doctor Who", the lead character is "The Doctor".

    1. Re:The Doctor by neminem · · Score: 2

      The show is called Doctor Who. This game is an extension of the show. You are being correctly pedantic about the name of The Doctor, but you're overcorrecting. Let's replace "code" with "count", and "Doctor Who" with "Sesame Street": "Sesame Street teaches kids to count". Would you complain because there isn't a character on the show (or associated computer game) named "Sesame Street" teaching kids to count? No, because that would be dumb.

    2. Re:The Doctor by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      As is Doctor Who teaching children how to code...since the show is the farthest thing from science fiction, more like fantasy, so maybe teaching kids about alchemy...

    3. Re:The Doctor by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, other than trappings (laser rifle versus wand of lightning, say,) how would you differentiate 'Science Fiction' from 'Fantasy Fiction?'

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    4. Re:The Doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Out of curiosity, other than trappings (laser rifle versus wand of lightning, say,) how would you differentiate 'Science Fiction' from 'Fantasy Fiction?'

      The usual answer to this question is that science fiction is supposed to create a universe that differs from our own in one or a few (at least vaguely) plausible ways and show us what the end result of those changes might be. Fantasy generally requires the divergence to be less plausible and usually larger, and is less intent on finding the consequences of the divergence and more on having a good story. That said, a lot of science fiction fails to live up to that standard, and at least some fantasy achieves it, so it's not a hard and fast rule...

  51. The word "racist" has no meaning by hessian · · Score: 1

    It is a political term, and nothing more.

    Generally it is used for those who resist the idea that the third world must be imported into the first world, reducing the first world population to a third world hybrid, thus destroying culture, heritage and values and making it more tractable by the twin parasites of government and industry.

    1. Re:The word "racist" has no meaning by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It is a political term, and nothing more.

      Generally it is used for those who resist the idea that the third world must be imported into the first world, reducing the first world population to a third world hybrid, thus destroying culture, heritage and values and making it more tractable by the twin parasites of government and industry.

      No, "racist" is a term correctly used to describe halfwits who think that the colour of a person's skin defines their whole personal and cultural identity.

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  52. Scrap te BBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another waste of licence payers money. It's about time the BBC was privatised and the license fee abolished. The government doen't force you to buy a Sky TV subscription nor should it force you to subsidise the BBC.

    1. Re:Scrap te BBC by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Wow, Rupert Murdoch is posting on slashdot.

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  53. Upgrading Daleks? by Chas · · Score: 1

    Apparently the BBC thinks upgrading psychopathic, racist death machines is a good idea!

    What could possibly go wrong?

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  54. You just know what this is going to lead to.. by levork · · Score: 4, Funny

    10 EXTERMINATE
    20 GOTO 10

  55. Hi, I'm the Doctor. Run for your life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could also use Dr Who to get kids to exercise.

    They could have merit badges like.
    Level 1 Can you outrun a cyberman.
    Level 2 Can you outrun a dalek.
    Level 3 Can you outrun a weeping angel.

    1. Re:Hi, I'm the Doctor. Run for your life. by plopez · · Score: 1

      Or how about:
      1) control TARDIS
      2) move TARDIS to pick up companion
      3) lure companion into TARDIS (yes I know, this is the creepy part)
      4) program fabrication machine to assemble K9
      5) program K9 to pilot TARDIS to adventure location
      6) Send k9 on exploration trip to determine the nature of the problem

      etc.

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    2. Re:Hi, I'm the Doctor. Run for your life. by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Until recently nobody other than a Time Lord could manage to fly the TARDIS at all. Now I'm pretty sure the writers will say Clara could sit on the console and accidentally fly it better than the Doctor himself.

      I suppose it's my own fault for thinking, "They couldn't possibly have a more annoying companion than Donna." CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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    3. Re:Hi, I'm the Doctor. Run for your life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until recently nobody other than a Time Lord could manage to fly the TARDIS at all.

      Other non-time lords have flown the TARDIS. Adric and Nyssa were both apparently able to fly it, as was River (although of course she's a special case), and Donna and Clara both had lessons in flying it.

    4. Re:Hi, I'm the Doctor. Run for your life. by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Drawing a distinction between "shown trying to fly it" and "successfully flying it." I'm not familiar with Adric or Nyssa (classic Who) but I would bet that even if Donna was "given pointers" she couldn't actually do it until the whole metacrisis thing.

      Metacrisis Donna and River both being "half-Time Lord" sort of reinforces my point.

      And Clara is just a twat. I swear the writers are just trying to see how badly they can abuse canon at this point.

      P.S: Hmm...although they did have that scene at the end of the fourth season where the extended companion family flew it collectively.

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    5. Re:Hi, I'm the Doctor. Run for your life. by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Level 3 Can you outrun a weeping angel.

      The joke being that getting away from a WA has nothing to do with the running.

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  56. "upgrading psychopathic, racist death machines" by plopez · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the typical online gamer profile to me. Wanna gods, warriors, psychopathic killers etc.

    (of course I am joking..... sort of....)

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  57. Re:"racist" - LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, I suppose Hitler wasn't a racist, right?

    I'd say Daleks are best described as xenophobic; if they were merely racist, their hatred would have stopped with the elimination of the Thals. Given the chance, Hitler almost certainly would have been xenophobic as well, but the only recognizably sentient beings his reich encountered were humans, thus racist is more correct for him.

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  58. Nerfed by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    No doubt this will be some sandboxed, fluffy, guided deal, completely missing many of the genuine problem solving skills which lead to a true understanding of what it is to code to create solutions.

    Remember kids, #00FF00 is not a creative color.

    1. Re:Nerfed by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It's an attempt to get kids interested in programming, not provide an online PhD in Computer Science.

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  59. Why not teach kids medicine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If everybody wants to fix a shortage, start with one that matters. Of course that won't happen, because lowering technology and engineering salaries is the path to big profits for businesses, who cares about lowering the cost of healthcare and possibly improving care?

  60. Re:the latest in a fine tradition of programming g by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, when reading the summary Robot Odyssey was the first thing that came to mind. Apparently there is a Java reimplementation here (wonder how long until that is ported to Android).

  61. Racist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, I *would* definitely get this for my kids, except that I'm in the US and can't get it. Ah well ...

    The good points gained by them for creating this software are immediately negated by their deliberate and willful withholding of it from the rest of the world. Almost makes them look racist/nationalist for only wanting "their own" to benefit from this educational software... I mean, why not at least make it available for sale outside of Britain?

    1. Re:Racist? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      OK, I *would* definitely get this for my kids, except that I'm in the US and can't get it. Ah well ...

      The good points gained by them for creating this software are immediately negated by their deliberate and willful withholding of it from the rest of the world. Almost makes them look racist/nationalist for only wanting "their own" to benefit from this educational software... I mean, why not at least make it available for sale outside of Britain?

      1. The BBC is funded by UK taxpayers, which is why UK taxpayers get free access.

      2. The BBC is under no obligation either to educate or trade with the rest of the world, although it does seem odd that they are not taking commercial advantage of the popularity of the Dr Who brand abroad.

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  62. Re:ps Good luck teaching AFRICANS to code... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    The UK equivalent of the Tea Party is UKIP. Most of their members are presumably long term meths/drain cleaner drinkers judging by their level of intellect.

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  63. Exonym by tepples · · Score: 1

    "Apachu" was the name used by the Zuni people for the Apache and Navajo people. The Apache themselves didn't adopt that name for themselves until after the US Government had.

  64. Re:ps Good luck teaching AFRICANS to code... by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

    Nah the Tea Part is the PERFECT name for these people. The original tea party was a astroturf protest instigated by wealthy tea importers who looked to lose business thanks to their businesses being made obsolete by a direct sales model combined with a *lower tax*.

    England thought they had found the perfect solution: their too-big-to-fail tea company would see increased profits thanks to direct sales and the Americans would get lower prices and reduced taxes.

    Instead a bunch of self interested 1%'ers spun something ostensibly *good* for the people into an "evil plot to take your money!" to distract from the fact that they were actually better off with the tea tax.

    The fact that they blamed a disadvantaged minority group for their own actions is just icing on the cake.

    The parallels are eerie.

  65. Re:the latest in a fine tradition of programming g by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

    I've wanted a modern version of Omega for quite while now.

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  66. Re:the latest in a fine tradition of programming g by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Robot Odyssey, there should be a classic remake of that game by now. RoboSport was fun, but limited programming of the robots to shoot at visible targets and move. (I keep a W9X virtual machine just for RoboSport.) Again, should be a remake of that by now. And remember Rocky's Boots, before Robot Odyssey.

  67. Re:"racist" - LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Though Daleks are more speciest than racist, given their goal is to exterminate all non-Dalek life from the universe

    There have been several episodes in which two different races of daleks fight each other over which is the superior form of dalek. See, for example, Remembrance of the Daleks. (Scarily, that's the 4th result on google's autocomplete if I type "remembrance"...!)

  68. Doctor Who got me into coding as a kid in 1982 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes but the real question is do you know the basics to loops and recursion?