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Mark Zuckerberg Speaks Mandarin At Tsinghua University In Beijing

HughPickens.com writes Abby Phillip reports at the Washington Post that that Mark Zuckerberg just posted a 30-minute Q&A at Tsinghua University in Beijing in which he answered every question exclusively in Chinese — a notoriously difficult language to learn and particularly, to speak. "It isn't just Zuckerberg's linguistic acrobatics that make this a notable moment," writes Philip. "This small gesture — although some would argue that it is a huge moment — is perhaps his strongest foray into the battle for hearts and minds in China." Zuckerberg and Facebook have been aggressively courting Chinese users for years and the potential financial upside for the business. Although Beijing has mostly banned Facebook, the company signed a contract for its first ever office in China earlier this year. A Westerner speaking Mandarin in China — at any level — tends to elicit joy from average Chinese, who seem to appreciate the effort and respect they feel learning Mandarin demonstrates. So how well did he actually do? One Mandarin speaker rates Zuckerberg's language skills at a seventh grader's speech: "It's hard not see a patronizing note in the Chinese audience's reaction to Zuckerberg's Mandarin. To borrow from Samuel Johnson's quip, he was like a dog walking on its hind legs: It wasn't done well, but it was a surprise to see it done at all."

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  1. 7 Year Old, Not Seventh Grader by jratcliffe · · Score: 5, Informative

    "One Mandarin speaker rates Zuckerberg's language skills at a seventh grader's speech:"

    The linked article is headlined "Mark Zuckerberg Speaks Mandarin Like a Seven Year Old." Significant difference between seven years old and a seventh grader.

    1. Re:7 Year Old, Not Seventh Grader by grub · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll say. I was 23 when in seventh grade.

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    2. Re:7 Year Old, Not Seventh Grader by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      to be fair, that's still bragable

      when it's said that someone is at "X year old level" in a language, they mean sentence complexity and vocabulary, not complexity of thought or level of intelligence

      YMMV, but in my experience, you only need 2 verb tenses and maybe 300 words of vocabulary to be "yourself" in another language...most human uses simple words to make complex thoughts so you don't need that much to have an identifiable "personality"

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    3. Re:7 Year Old, Not Seventh Grader by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      YMMV, but in my experience, you only need 2 verb tenses ... to be "yourself" in another language...

      That would explain why Chinese is so difficult then -- not enough tenses. How can you be yourself in a language that only has one tense?!?

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    4. Re:7 Year Old, Not Seventh Grader by gerddie · · Score: 1

      YMMV, but in my experience, you only need 2 verb tenses and maybe 300 words of vocabulary to be "yourself" in another language...most human uses simple words to make complex thoughts so you don't need that much to have an identifiable "personality"

      I have to disagree. I'm German and live in Spain since seven years now, and there are still many moments when I can not be myself because the languages are too different. Languages also expresses a mindset of a people, and when you touch a point where the mindset between your culture and that of the other language is different, then you will have difficulties to be yourself in that other language.

    5. Re:7 Year Old, Not Seventh Grader by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree.

      do you? what are you disagreeing with?

      YMMV means "your milage may vary"...it's a way to qualify your statement so pendantic people won't respond the way you have

      so are you disagreeing with me when I indicated YMMV? do you NOT think the phenomenon varies by person?

      or do you disagree that what I said was what i experienced? are you saying that I was NOT able to 'be myself' within the constraints I laid out?

      if you are sure then you should have more detail...i said "2 tenses" and so if not 2 then how many? how do you know?

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    6. Re:7 Year Old, Not Seventh Grader by slew · · Score: 1

      Given that his wife speaks Cantonese natively, and speaking Mandarin with his wife might have been the bulk of his practice, that rating might be par for the course.

      Some Mandarin speakers would rate any attempt of a Cantonese speaker at Mandarin at about 7-year old level (think of how a stuck-up French journalist might rate a person's speech who learned French from a Franco-Canadian, yeah)...

    7. Re:7 Year Old, Not Seventh Grader by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      ...Unless Chinese schooling starts at age 1. Then a seventh grader would be 7 years old.

    8. Re:7 Year Old, Not Seventh Grader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you work for El Reg by any chance?

    9. Re:7 Year Old, Not Seventh Grader by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      One of my engineers is a native of Iran. He suggests that he feels he is in many ways a different person when he speaks English as opposed to Farsi. I personally am struggling my way through learning Japanese. Though I count myself by no means competent in the language, I can see hints of this in how my thought processes must bend around the language. I don't feel this so much for Spanish, but then I also found it to be a comparative cakewalk to Japanese.

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    10. Re:7 Year Old, Not Seventh Grader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand Mandarin. I listened to his first answer, and I say 7 year old would be a more accurate description than 7th grade.

      Didn't watch the whole thing, maybe he improved in later questions as he warmed up.

    11. Re:7 Year Old, Not Seventh Grader by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Judging from your UID, I'm sure it took you that long because they first had to invent seventh grade...

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    12. Re:7 Year Old, Not Seventh Grader by flopsquad · · Score: 1

      Mod parent funny! I thought I had a spare mod point stashed somewhere, but it's nowhere to be found.

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    13. Re:7 Year Old, Not Seventh Grader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to disagree. I'm German and live in Spain since seven years now, and there are still many moments when I can not be myself because the languages are too different. Languages also expresses a mindset of a people, and when you touch a point where the mindset between your culture and that of the other language is different, then you will have difficulties to be yourself in that other language.

      I have some advice for you. Now, I'm perfectly bilingual in two totally different languages because I spoke one at home and the other in school (i.e. in either country I come across as a native) and don't have a problem being myself in either native language or other languages that I have studied and speak with a limited vocabulary and grammatical errors. Once I got an "aha moment" when a coworker asked me a question which to me seemed utterly stupid but he was fully sincere: In what language do you think? It made absolutely no sense to me since I've never thought in any particular language and didn't assume anybody else did either. Language is just for communication and if you try not to think in any language but instead just have the thought in your mind and then express it with the tools you have in the language you need to speak even if they're very limited. You're not only being yourself then but it's easier for you to speak idiomatically since you're not translating from your native language. So just stop thinking in any language and you will be better in all of them.

    14. Re:7 Year Old, Not Seventh Grader by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Degree inflation.

  2. Who the fuck cares. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's a sellout in any language.

  3. the totalitarian synergy by globaljustin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    China and it's totalitarian, authoritarian government and lack of individual rights make great synergy for facebook.com

    also: his wife is Chinese

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    1. Re:the totalitarian synergy by ihtoit · · Score: 0

      how many countries has China bombed recently?

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    2. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Lets ask Tibet.

    3. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "History tells us the law of the jungle isn’t the way of human coexistence Every nation should obey the principle of equality, mutual trust, learning from each other, cooperating and seeking joint benefits ... for the construction of a harmonious world, sustained peace, and joint prosperity." - Xi Jinping, BRICS conference 16th July 2014

      "That there shall be a Christian and Universal Peace, and a perpetual, true, and sincere Amity ... That this Peace and Amity be observ’d and cultivated with such a Sincerity and Zeal, that each Party shall endeavour to procure the Benefit, Honour and Advantage of the other; that thus on all sides they may see this Peace and Friendship ... flourish, by entertaining a good and faithful Neighbourhood." Treaty of Westphalia (1648), Clause I

      Again “shall endeavour to procure the Benefit, Honour and Advantage of the other”. Not destroy. Not conquer. Not cover with a layer of Depleted Uranium.

      Am I really suggesting that we should trust, and be inspired by, China? Isn’t China a vile communist dictatorship that runs people over with tanks?

      Well, I don’t see China playing the geopolitical game. I don’t see China bombing Iraq and Libya into the stone age. I don’t see China funding Syrian “rebels” which magically morph into the latest “terrorist” threat. I don’t see China working to depose elected governments in Ukraine, or running military exercises on the borders of sovereign nations.

      (partial credit: Mike Robinson, UKColumn)

    4. Re:the totalitarian synergy by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      also: his wife is Chinese

      I couldn't find what citizenships she holds, if any. But she is the US born child of an immigrant from Vietnam.

    5. Re:the totalitarian synergy by ihtoit · · Score: 3, Informative

      actually his wife is a US citizen born of a Chinese-Vietnamese refugee. Source: Forbes

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    6. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that China doesn't doesn't do the exact same negative things as the West doesn't inherently make them any better.

    7. Re:the totalitarian synergy by neoritter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're mistaking isolationist tendencies with benevolence. China is pathologically afraid of meddling in other countries' affairs because it's afraid that it could be used as pretense for other countries to do the same to them.

    8. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nice try, Tibet has been controlled by the Chinese Government since it was annexed in 1951 and control was officially handed over in 1965.

    9. Re:the totalitarian synergy by AqD · · Score: 1

      People always speak of equality and cooperation when they're weaker, because they don't need law of the jungle yet.

    10. Re:the totalitarian synergy by neoritter · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, I don’t see China playing the geopolitical game.

      Then either your head is in the sand or you're just blind. Just because they're not aggressively using their military abroad doesn't mean they are not playing the geopolitical game. They've been doing it pretty aggressively in the Pacific for at least the last decade. Plotting down oil platforms in other country's waters, blockading other countries' military forces at sea, claiming other countries' territory as their own, etc etc.

    11. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China and it's totalitarian, authoritarian government ...

      Let's expand the contraction you have there: "China and it is totalitarian, authoritarian government..."

      Is that what you really meant to write? I suspect you really meant "China and its ... government ..."

      Am I right?

      Let's eat grandma, and all that.

    12. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      examples and citations of sovereign regions that China has invaded, please?

    13. Re:the totalitarian synergy by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      why would they be afraid? They have the largest standing army in the world, and they have the largest amount of weaponry that could ever potentially be brought to bear by any one Government.

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    14. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's a lot easier to keep control of your own massive landmass and population if you keep yourself to yourself (and the people you've already subjugated).

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    15. Re:the totalitarian synergy by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      how many countries has China bombed recently?

      Due to the massive size of their own population, they have yet to extend much oppressive power outside of their boarders.

    16. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    17. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bombed? Nobody...and if that was the only criteria for aggressive behavior you'd be correct.

      Now who has China pissed on / threatened / made intimidating gestures to in the last couple of years...well everyone with territorial waters that are anywhere near China's for a start.Japan and Korea are the ones that I remember...just Google "Chinese ship rams" and find out for yourself. It's quite an interesting list of incidents that you get.

      Finally let's not forget that there is reasonably good evidence that China is also engaged in an aggressive electronic espionage program also poorly described as Cyber War.

    18. Re:the totalitarian synergy by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      why would they be afraid?

      Because the ruling party has loads to lose. Namely, the most populous country on the planet.

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    19. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how many countries has China bombed recently?

      India. They've also taken over territory from Vietnam and the Philippians without bombing, but shooting and taking over local fishing boats.

    20. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USA and it's totalitarian, authoritarian government and lack of individual rights make great synergy for facebook.com

      FTFY

    21. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plotting down oil platforms in other country's waters, blockading other countries' military forces at sea, claiming other countries' territory as their own, etc etc.

      I heard that the Chicoms are willing to relax their activities as soon as:

      The Americans return Hawaii.
      Britain returns the Falklands, Gibraltar, Diego Garcia.
      Japan returns Okinawa.
      etc etc.

    22. Re:the totalitarian synergy by steelfood · · Score: 2

      That's flat out wrong. Other countries have been and continue to meddle in Chinese affairs.

      China does not have a history or culture in meddling in other countries' affairs, at least not the type of meddling that's associated with Western powers over the past five centuries. This is quickly changing as China's adapting to the needs of the 21st century, but it's largely ingrained in the philosophical underpinnings of Chinese culture. The cultural tenets that reinforce this begin with not pointing out the faults of other's houses if your own house suffers the same faults, and end with the (historical) idea that the Middle Kingdom is the strongest culturally and economically. In fact, this is the very premise that led to the disastrous Great Leap Forward (though the Cultural Revolution was a result of the complete opposite). That China could've been beaten by other countries economically was simply inconceivable. This cognitive dissonance resulted in, as you'd expect, insanity.

      China's not benevolent, not by a long shot. But the Chinese have been playing this game for far longer, and are far more adept at it than most Westerners are willing to believe and able to recognize (even though they've been self-handicapped by starting at a point 50 years behind everyone else, they're catching up quickly). China understands how to acquire and retain power. If and when they do become a dominant superpower, historical European imperialism and modern American imperialism will look like a child's drawing against a da Vinci painting. This is assuming by then, people would even known where to look.

      At which point, we can only hope that the American ideals of freedom and self (which are far more interesting, even if applied imperfectly) will not be buried under Chinese pressure to conform and behave. Unfortunately, I think our ignorant and powerful within our own society are currently more dangerous to these ideals than China is and could posssibly be for the next 30 or so years

      The only hope we've got is if the Communist party collapses. That probably won't happen considering the rest of the world is basically keeping them in place by continuing to buy cheap stuff.

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    23. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, China would never meddle in the affairs of nations like Vietnam, North Korea or the Philippines. Never.

    24. Re:the totalitarian synergy by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they saw what we did to Japan in 1945.

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    25. Re:the totalitarian synergy by neoritter · · Score: 1

      They don't speak out in favor of intervening in countries with human right's crises, because they're afraid it'll happen it to them. They don't speak out against disarming countries' nuclear armaments because they don't want it done to them. You're right on many levels. I just simplified the notion.

    26. Re:the totalitarian synergy by neoritter · · Score: 1

      The last time China brought it's military to bear in a major fight (Korea), they didn't do THAT well.10,000 US troops were able to resist 40,000 Chinese troops for several days. And quite comically, 20 Canadians in sneakers were able to hold off 14,000 Chinese for three days. Granted, those Canadians were led by probably the most bad ass soldier in WW2 and the Korean War, it's still kind of sad.

    27. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last time China brought it's military to bear in a major fight (Korea), they didn't do THAT well.10,000 US troops were able to resist 40,000 Chinese troops for several days. And quite comically, 20 Canadians in sneakers were able to hold off 14,000 Chinese for three days. Granted, those Canadians were led by probably the most bad ass soldier in WW2 and the Korean War, it's still kind of sad.

      My fuzzy recollection of the history Korean war was that the UN forces/Doug MacArthur steamrolled to the Chinese border (Yalu river) which precipitated the Chinese counter attack forcing the UN back to the 38th parallel, where the stalemate lasted for the balance of the war.

      If the 10,000 Americans were successful in holding the 38th parallel against 40,000 Chinese that's fairly commendable.
      Although it seems like the kill ratio of the Chinese are superior to that of the UN (anywhere from half to an even draw...with 4x the number of combatants/targets and inferior weaponry and all).
      I wouldn't say a superior kill ratio isn't "didn't do THAT well".

      Awww you're going to leave the readers hanging and glory unclaimed without naming this "bad ass soldier"?
      Although Canada issuing troops "sneakers" (probably made in China) is a bit hard to believe.

    28. Re:the totalitarian synergy by ChoosyBeggar · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been to Tibet? Have you ever spoken to the Tibetan people? Do you really believe they "officially handed over" control to Beijing? Sounds more like rationalizing the invasion, conquering, & annexation of Tibet to me.

      Trust me, I've been there. I've seen things I wasn't supposed to see. It's a bloody, cruel, murderous, raping invasion.

    29. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever been to Tibet? Have you ever spoken to the Tibetan people? Do you really believe they "officially handed over" control to Beijing? Sounds more like rationalizing the invasion, conquering, & annexation of Tibet to me.

      Trust me, I've been there. I've seen things I wasn't supposed to see. It's a bloody, cruel, murderous, raping invasion.

      Have you ever been to America? Have you ever spoken to the Native American people? Do you really believe they "officially handed over" control to Washungton? Sounds more like rationalizing the invasion, conquering, & annexation of America to me.

      Trust me, I've been there. I've seen things I wasn't supposed to see. It's a bloody, cruel, murderous, raping invasion.

      Sounds familiar pot?

    30. Re:the totalitarian synergy by neoritter · · Score: 1

      Well first, since you seem to think I'm lying (fair enough, taunting me though is a bit over the line, but then you're an AC...):

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L...
      http://www.torontosun.com/2013...

      When you're considered the sole liberator of a Dutch town and you hold a hill against 14,000 enemies for days, plus other heroics; I'd say that fairly qualifies as bad ass. I'll admit, I'm having trouble finding the sneaker bit, but I remember reading it somewhere.

      As for inferior weapons, sorry that's a myth. The Chinese had AK-47s (the most advanced assault rifle at the time) and the brand new MiG-15 which was one of the most advanced fighter aircraft at the time. The North Koreans (and I'd assume Chinese since they were supplying them) also had T-34 tanks, which were circa 1940 tanks. The Korean war, saw some of the USSR's newest weapons brought to bear.

      As for "kill ratio" let's break down the numbers, using the link YOU provided.

      Total Strength: 972,214 (UN) vs 1,642,600 (China/N Korea); majority of forces were South Korean (602,902) and Chinese (1,350,000).

      Casualties: 178,426 dead to anywhere between 367,283-750,282

      The UN had half to 2/3s the forces that the Chinese had; yet the Chinese had double to quadruple the casualties. I'm sorry, but that's not doing very well.

    31. Re:the totalitarian synergy by neoritter · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry you have something from this century? This is a different day and age, and it's not internationally accepted that you can take whatever territory you want. And don't try the whole, the Western world got to do this, blah blah, why isn't (insert third world country) allowed to, argument. China's been taking territory and doing the same crud for thousands of years.

    32. Re:the totalitarian synergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the research dude!
      Although I'm not sure why you took four days to reply. I had given up this topic for dead. Thank you shiftless weekend!

      Well there you go, by your own presentation, the 18 Canadians were part of the 10,000 American contingent with mortar artillery... that almost hit Leo Major & company because the combatants were so close to each other.
      Your initial post had made it sound like 18 lone Canadians held off 14,000 Chinese...the truth is more like 10,018 UN troops held off 14,00 Chinese.
      Doesn't sound too bad ass to be honest...nothing against Canadians (backed by 10,000 Americans with mortars...).

      Again nothing against Leo Majors, but I think much of his supposed exploits are Allies propaganda fairy tales.
      Single handedly captured 93 Germans? With "citations needed" plastered all over the relevant passage in wikipedia?
      If Hollywood actually thought this Leo Major guy was half of the supposed fairy tale, Leo Majors would be a household name...but alas nobody knows this guy except for a few history revisionists such as yourself.

      As for kill ratio, I just threw some numbers out as I was laughing so hard about some supposed "bad ass soldier".
      Although, a closer scrutiny perhaps indicate Chinese superiority, given that the north casualty figures includes large numbers of North Koreans.

      The AK-47 were not introduced in Korea.
      They were newly introduced to the Russians forces about that time, and unless Russians participated on the ground in Korea...no.

      UN had superior tanks, and in greater numbers than the "1940 T-34".

      F-86 and MIG-15 were closely matched however.

  4. /. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... a notoriously difficult language to learn and particularly, to speak

    If the Chinese language is really such a notoriously difficult language to learn (and to speak) there ought to be no one using it anymore, right?

    I dunno about you, but I do think /. has gone way too hyperbole !!

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    1. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by chubs · · Score: 5, Informative

      ... a notoriously difficult language to learn and particularly, to speak

      If the Chinese language is really such a notoriously difficult language to learn (and to speak) there ought to be no one using it anymore, right?

      I dunno about you, but I do think /. has gone way too hyperbole !!

      Actually, it is considered a notoriously difficult language for westerners to learn. I don't think that is hyperbole. "The hardest language and nearly impossible to learn" would be hyperbole. As someone who did learn Mandarin and spent a couple years in Asia speaking Mandarin with people on the streets pretty much all day every day, I can tell you it's about as different from English as you can get. Having also studied French, I can tell you it's much more difficult than picking up a Romance language. If you wanted to pick apart a section of the quoted text as inaccurate, it would be "particularly, to speak". You could pick apart the fact misplaced comma, or you could just look directly at his meaning. That implies that of the parts of learning the language, speaking is the most difficult. This couldn't be more wrong for Chinese. If you break language into four tasks: speaking, listening, reading and writing, then speaking is by far the easiest. Reading an writing in Chinese is something that most foreigners I met in Asia never even attempted.

    2. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by misosoup7 · · Score: 5, Informative

      ... a notoriously difficult language to learn and particularly, to speak

      If the Chinese language is really such a notoriously difficult language to learn (and to speak) there ought to be no one using it anymore, right?

      I dunno about you, but I do think /. has gone way too hyperbole !!

      Actually, it is considered a notoriously difficult language for westerners to learn. I don't think that is hyperbole. "The hardest language and nearly impossible to learn" would be hyperbole. As someone who did learn Mandarin and spent a couple years in Asia speaking Mandarin with people on the streets pretty much all day every day, I can tell you it's about as different from English as you can get. Having also studied French, I can tell you it's much more difficult than picking up a Romance language. If you wanted to pick apart a section of the quoted text as inaccurate, it would be "particularly, to speak". You could pick apart the fact misplaced comma, or you could just look directly at his meaning. That implies that of the parts of learning the language, speaking is the most difficult. This couldn't be more wrong for Chinese. If you break language into four tasks: speaking, listening, reading and writing, then speaking is by far the easiest. Reading an writing in Chinese is something that most foreigners I met in Asia never even attempted.

      Totally agree. It's the same in reverse too. If you started with Chinese as your native tongue, then romance languages are very difficult too. This is due to the way sentences are constructed. I was doing some translation the other day and found that I often had to reverse the order of different phrases in the sentence to get the sentence to flow. There is one upside of starting with Chinese first and that is understanding the different tones within Chinese. Most of the westerners that I know who is learning or trying to learn Chinese struggle with tones. The words for mother, numb, horse, and to insult have very similar sounds as they are simply the 4 different tones for the same pinyin combination. Most of the time, if a native mandarin speaker says those for words (in mandarin) in quick succession, most westerners wouldn't be able to tell which is which. I know someone will now point out that a lot of Chinese can't distinguish between r and l, so learning Chinese first is not any better. But I want to point out that's because they were taught incorrectly and they think it's the correct pronunciation. Both the r and l sounds exist in mandarin so there is really no reason to get them wrong except if they weren't taught correctly.

      Of course, if you learn both languages young enough then both languages are "easy". It's all perspective and when you are trying to learn each of the languages. Therefore, the statement aimed at the western audience is correct, it is notoriously difficult. But if the same statement were aimed at the Chinese, they will laugh mercilessly at you because it's pretty darn easy.

    3. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you started with Chinese as your native tongue, then romance languages are very difficult too

      I am a Chinese. Mandarin is my mother tongue

      I do not know what you mean by "Romance Language" but the western languages, starting from the Latin to its derivatives (Spanish, Italians, Portugese, and French, and in some way in English also) at least, to me, are not difficult to learn

      I would agree that any language would be difficult to master (For example: I haven't yet master my own mother tongue, the Mandarin Language, as it is a language with thousands of years of history and the ancient texts were written in a more condensed form) but it shouldn't be difficult to learn any language to the point that one can read, speak and write in that language

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    4. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by weilawei · · Score: 5, Informative

      Google is your friend. The Romance languages are those that came from common (everyday/"Vulgar") Latin.

      From Wiki:

      The five most widely spoken Romance languages by number of native speakers are Spanish (386 million), Portuguese (216 million), French (75 million), Italian (60 million), and Romanian (25 million)

      English is not a Romance language (it's derived from Old Low German), but due to many accidents of history, it has accumulated an incredible number of words directly from Romance languages or derived from words in Romance languages (as well as other families of languages).

      Hope that helps. You seem to be doing quite well with English! Keep it up. :)

    5. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by SJester · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm chiming in with some more agreement here. I speak and read in a couple of languages, although I think even seventh graders would be unimpressed. But I'm learning Mandarin now and holy crap. Pitch, inflection, and intonation matter so very much; it's like learning a language and an instrument at the same time. Yes, some hyperbole and of course the OP could have qualified it with "westerners" or some such. But assuming that someone is not a pedant, the statement makes sense. Mandarin is difficult for an English speaker to learn. Of course, assuming someone on /. is not a pedant is kind of stupid.

    6. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Children of six can speak it - can't be too hard.

    7. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Noble713 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I haven't used Mandarin since I studied it for two years....5 years ago. However, I've been living in Japan for 3+ years now, and I find Japanese *FAR* worse to learn than Mandarin. Yes, the katakana/hiragana makes reading easier, and yes the range of phonetics is simple for a Westerner. However.... the grammar is just totally bonkers IMO. Chinese and English are at least both Subject-Verb-Object languages, and Mandarin's lack of verb conjugation is a godsend. You can build simplistic English sentences in your mind and translate them piece-by-piece (like shifting data into a memory buffer and multiplexing it ....with Mandarin). The result will usually be "close enough". You can't do this with Japanese. I think the best Asian language solution would employ the Korean alphabet, Japanese phonetics, and Mandarin grammar. Too bad they all hate each other and would never agree to it. :-/

    8. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by toejam13 · · Score: 5, Informative

      English is not a Romance language (it's derived from Old Low German), but due to many accidents of history, it has accumulated an incredible number of words directly from Romance languages or derived from words in Romance languages

      After the Norman invasion, English barely hung onto its Germanic roots. So many English words have a Latin heritage, it has become something of a hybrid.

      For non-native English speakers reading this who aren't familiar with its history, English is a blend of about five different languages: Old Celtic, Roman Latin, Old Low-German, Old Norse and Norman French, along with a sizable number of Greek, Arabic and [recently] Spanish loanwords.

      Old English is the name for English after the infusion of Old Low-German. Middle English is the name for English after the infusion of Norman French. Modern English is what developed after the Renaissance.

      The closest living language to Old English is Frisian, which is still spoken in small parts of the Netherlands, Germany and Denmark. Here is an example of it.

    9. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know someone will now point out that a lot of Chinese can't distinguish between r and l, so learning Chinese first is not any better. But I want to point out that's because they were taught incorrectly and they think it's the correct pronunciation. Both the r and l sounds exist in mandarin so there is really no reason to get them wrong except if they weren't taught correctly.

      Thank you. Someone who actually knows. I've always been extremely annoyed and insulted when people use the tired old joke of "Herro. I rike you velly much." in performing a caricature of a Chinese person, entirely ignorant of the fact that Chinese has a clear distinction between the r and l sounds.

      Factoid: It is the Japanese whose language cannot properly distinguish between r's and l's.

    10. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

      Writing is a royal pain in the ass but the spoken language is pretty easy.

      --
      "The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
    11. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The words for mother, numb, horse, and to insult have very similar sounds as they are simply the 4 different tones for the same pinyin combination.

      I found this Wikipedia page with an audio clip of someone pronouncing "ma" using those four tones. Is he pronouncing mother, numb, horse and insult in that order?

    12. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The lack of an r/l distinction is a feature of southern Chinese dialects, including Cantonese which is the most common dialect in English-speaking countries.

    13. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by toonces33 · · Score: 1

      You can divide learning Chinese into two parts, really. Learning to speak is one thing. Learning to read and write the characters is quite another.

      Personally I didn't find the spoken language all that difficult - I found the sentence structure and the grammar fairly straightforward. Some westerners have difficulty with the tonality - I guess I think of it as being that there are just certain ways you pronounce things. In English you can screw up pronunciation by putting the emphasis on the wrong syllable - using the wrong tone in Chinese is sort of similar.

      The written language introduces all sorts of interesting issues, and you have to learn how the characters are classified in order to properly use a Chinese dictionary. All characters have a radical (oftentimes suggestive of meaning) and a phonetic component. Once you learn how to classify the characters, you can sometimes "sound out" a word - sometimes to discover that it is one that you already know but had forgotten what the characters were.

    14. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by quenda · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is considered a notoriously difficult language for westerners to learn. I don't think that is hyperbole.

      Not just Westerners! Chinese is just as hard for Tanzanians or Indonesians. Chinese an awful language, not just the tones but full of homophones and other pitfalls. The only worse language I know is Cantonese. Maybe Khoisan?

      In comparison, Swahili or SE Asian languages are a piece of cake, at least at the beginner level.

    15. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The closest living language to Old English is Frisian

      More like Icelandic. Frisian diverged much more from Old Germanic than Icelandic from Norse. So while it started from a closer relative of Old English, it went further off.

    16. Re: /. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I really wouldn't mind if we changed to a simple phonically written system for English. Back when the modern spelling of English was being formalized there was far too much importation of faux etymologies for words that make the entire language a nightmare for non-native speakers to learn. You know why aisle has an 's' in it? It's because isle has an 's' despite being derived from the old English ile because the Latin word isula also means island and it has an 's' in it so ours might as well have one too. So yeah, change all the languages in the world so they're easier for non-natives to learn.

      In other news, this isn't really news. Cool, Zuckerberg didn't strut around like the big American that just expects everyone to know English, that's nice, but the fact that he can't actually speak Mandarin that well isn't all that surprising. Also not news, it's because learning another language is hard...

    17. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Random tidbit, though I didn't think of this when I was posting: my username is from Old English (the modern English would be 'wellaway', though it's archaic at best). I found it in the OED during an etymology course years ago and it's stuck around. I often have people ask me if it's Chinese or something. Ah, well...

    18. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Dahan · · Score: 2

      If you break language into four tasks: speaking, listening, reading and writing, then speaking is by far the easiest.

      I'd say that depends on what you consider "reading and writing". For Westerners, Mandarin is difficult to speak and listen to because of the tones--it takes a lot of practice for them to pronounce the tones properly, and also a lot of practice to distinguish the tones. Reading and writing is difficult because of the large number of characters that need to be memorized. However, if you're allowed to have computer assistance, reading and writing becomes much easier; I'd say easier than speaking and listening. You can easily look up a word in an online dictionary, and when typing, the IME will present you a list of possible characters, and you choose the one you want. The latter is a huge simplification, since you don't have to remember exactly how to write a character; you just need to have a general idea of what it looks like, and the IME will take care of the details. This is even affecting the current generation of Chinese people... it's not uncommon for even a college-educated person to draw a blank on how to hand-write a character: "Character Amnesia"

    19. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Dahan · · Score: 1

      I found this Wikipedia page with an audio clip of someone pronouncing "ma" using those four tones. Is he pronouncing mother, numb, horse and insult in that order?

      Yes

    20. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Google is your friend. The Romance languages are those that came from common (everyday/"Vulgar") Latin.

      Id est, the Romans.

    21. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Mandarin is not hard to learn though. That's a dumb statement.

      Most people want to learn a language by learning vocabulary. That's why we mock Asians for their stupid accents, and why everyone in Europe mocks the American tourist for talking like a retarded kid with a hatchet stuck in his skull: people just learn words, and try to force them into grammar structures that are familiar to them, and just remember sentences.

      Languages are about sounds. I find all languages equally easy to learn--the more different, like Japanese and Mandarin, arguably easier--because there is just so much interesting to do. Learning to a high degree of skill requires focus on technique, recognized goals, and constant and immediate feedback; I am listening to the tonal inflections in a language, trying to determine if there are sounds my brain hasn't figured out yet (your brain will hear recognizable sounds and thus misinterpret them as other sounds), and trying to mimic them, and so I am applying this type of deliberate practice whenever I mimic any word in any language. As a result, I quickly learn to pronounce any language fluently--before I have a vocabulary much over 50 words or so.

      Anyone else can do this. The first few times, you'll screw it up. It'll be hard to roll Rs, it'll be hard to follow Chinese tonal dialect, and you'll even completely fail to hear sounds in Russian that simply don't exist in English. After 20 or 30 hours, with no more than attentive listening to both a speaker and your own recital, you'll have adjusted a near-perfect diction. It's pretty much that easy, but it does require intentional focus.

      This is why I always start with Pimsleur. There may be more effective ways to learn a language, but there are scant few ways to immerse yourself in the simple toil of speaking fluidly. Even the $10 sets with a few hours--some 5 CDs and 10 hours of lessons--is enough to set good pronunciation for most European languages, definitely for Japanese, and perhaps not for Mandarin or English. Japanese requires 108 sounds to produce properly; English requires over 8000, and it's not exactly known how many.

      After a short while, Pimsleur becomes tedious. I like it, and continue to use it, but other methods of loading raw vocabulary and grammar are faster once you've grasped the language. I find I learn to speak a language *quickly*, because conversational grammar is small and attainable in a scant few hundred words; expanding that to 2000 words can be done readily by loading new vocabulary into your well-learned language.

    22. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It is Anglo-Saxon. Every school child knows this.

    23. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The Japanese don't have an R or L sound. There's a sound which is inflective on the hard palate, which is commonly thought of as an R or L or a combination. Most English speakers even hear it as a distorted R, because their brain wants familiarity. It is, in fact, a distinct sound.

    24. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      What?

      Japanese is Subject-(wa)-object-(predicate), with verb terminator. You have wo and ga following direct and indirect objects; vocalized punctuation from ka and ne; and context-implied elements ("Run!" instead of "You run!" because no shit I mean you).

      German is S-V-O until you get to questions, then it's V-S-DO-V instead of S-V-DO-V.

    25. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Uh... what?

      "Old English" is just as accepted as "Anglo-Saxon". In fact, many prefer the former, since it refers exclusively to the language, while the latter also refers to people.

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    26. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      English is basically West Germanic with a Romance verb system tacked onto it. And heaps of vocabulary from all over mixed in. If the Normans hadn't invaded, modern English would likely look and sound a lot like Dutch.

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    27. Re: /. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      You know why aisle has an 's' in it? It's because isle has an 's' despite being derived from the old English ile because the Latin word isula also means island and it has an 's' in it so ours might as well have one too.

      Um, no. The Old English word came from Old French, OF île > Vulgar Latin isle > Latin insula. The circumflex often denotes where an s used to follow the vowel, but later became silent. As in hôtel > hostel, côte > coste ("coast"), château > chastel ("castle"), même > mesme ("same"; cf. Portuguese mesmo, Spanish mismo). The s got added back in the 16th Century in French (which at that time was both becoming standardised in its modern form and was also becoming *the* language of international communication), and due to this as well as confusion with "aisle", the English followed suit.

      Accurate info on such matters is as close your friendly neighbourhood etymological dictionary. Now you too can amaze your friends, and be the life of any party. :)

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    28. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      German is actually SVO[V] for indicatives, VSO[V] for interrogatives, and SO[V]V for subordinate clauses.

      Ich möchte in die Bibliotek gehen.

      Darf ich in die Bibliotek gehen?

      Ich glaube, daß meine Freunde in die Bibliotek gegangen sind. / Ich glaube, daß meine Freunde in die Bibliotek gingen.

      And leading off with a predicate forces a switch from SV to VS: Gestern bin ich in die Bibliotek gegangen. / Gestern ging ich in die Bibliotek.

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      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    29. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      German and Latin are both derived from Greek. The split is evident in many English words.

      Go look up the roots for the English word "pound" (meaning a specific weight measurement, not hitting something). Now go look up the etymology of the French word "poids" (English translation: "weight").

      At first glance, "pound" comes from a German root that is itself rooted in Greek, so it's not related. And yet, if you trace "poids" back through Latin, the Latin root derives from that same Greek word. The meanings of "pound" and "poids" are slightly different, but not by much. Their direct roots are very different. But those roots themselves share deeper roots in common.

      English doesn't just inherit "hybrid" words from Latin-based languages, it also inherits words from languages that Latin was based on, but that Latin also inherited.

    30. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      Protip: Any time you want to pronounce something with either an L or an R sound, substitute with a D sound. (not perfect, but close enough)

      --
      "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
    31. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Anglo-Saxon refers to the blending of Germanic and French roots. English is an Anglo-Saxon language because it is a mixture of Germanic- and Latin-root languages.

    32. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It's just grammar.

    33. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      Just go home with your Roman.

      --
      Hoist Number One and Number Six.
    34. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      ... a notoriously difficult language to learn and particularly, to speak

      If the Chinese language is really such a notoriously difficult language to learn (and to speak) there ought to be no one using it anymore, right?

      I believe it meant difficult for westerners like Zuckerberg.
      I don't know Mandarin but I did a bit of Japanese and while the language itself isn't that difficult, the differences are what makes the learning hard. If, for example, English and French have 60% in common and English and Mandarin have only 20% in common, it will make learning Mandarin much harder for an English speaker, even if, in absolute terms, French may be harder than Mandarin.

    35. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by toejam13 · · Score: 1

      Most scholars in the linguistic world seem to disagree with you. While the three remaining Frisian dialects have moderately drifted from Old Frisian, there seem to be enough fundamental differences between the Anglo-Frisian family and the Old Norse family to disqualify Modern Icelandic from being the most closely related living language to Old English.

      Having said that, that assumes that you are talking about Old English that was spoken in London. As you traveled into Northumbria (modern Yorkshire), Old English had significantly more influence from Old Norse due to the conquering Danes (see: Kingdom of Jórvík). So, your statement may be true, but only for what was spoken in York in the tenth century.

    36. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by toejam13 · · Score: 1

      Anglo-Saxon refers to the blending of Germanic and French roots. English is an Anglo-Saxon language because it is a mixture of Germanic- and Latin-root languages.

      Not really. Anglo-Saxon is less recognized as a language family as it is a synonym for Old English. It is also an ethnic term for describing western Germanic tribes (Angles, Danes, Franks, Frisians, Jutes and Saxons) who came to colonize post-Roman southern Britain and people of their decent.

      You are spot on about the Germanic and Latin roots. Back in the fifth century during the Anglo-Saxon migration, the intellectuals in southern Britain (and much of post-Roman Europe) spoke Latin. The spread of the Bible kept Latin as a influential language.

      But Old English had only limited "French" influence. The Germanic Franks who lived in Gaul were never a major conquering force in Britain. There are some Old Frankish loanwords that influenced Old Saxon and Anglo-Frisian languages, but it wasn't much. The predominate French influence didn't come for centuries later via the Norman conquests. That resulted in Middle English, which is not synonymous for Anglo-Saxon.

      According to the language experts, the classification is: English -> Anglic languages -> Anglo-Frisian languages -> Ingvaeonic languages -> West Germanic languages -> Germanic family. Ingvaeonic includes Old Saxon, but Anglo-Frisian does not. Likewise, West Germanic includes Old Frankish, but Ingvaeonic does not.

    37. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      I know someone will now point out that a lot of Chinese can't distinguish between r and l, so learning Chinese first is not any better. But I want to point out that's because they were taught incorrectly and they think it's the correct pronunciation. Both the r and l sounds exist in mandarin so there is really no reason to get them wrong except if they weren't taught correctly.

      I work with several Chinese people, each of whom have lived in the US for over a decade. None of them can even approximate pronouncing their Rs and Ls correctly. About half of them have earned PhDs, so I don't think that there's an education gap, and even if there were an education gap, their many years spent in the US speaking with English speakers and watching Western media should have long-since done the job.

      But it hasn't. Either they can't hear it, or they can't say it, but anyway, the issue persists. When they speak, the letters R and L come out as the exact same sound, and it's somewhere in the middle of an R and an L. I still remember trying to assist one of my Chinese coworkers in learning to pronounce the word "electricity". He eventually had to cry uncle because it just wasn't gonna happen.

      --
      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    38. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The funny part is, speaking is relatively easy. Once you get the hang of tones, the grammar is fairly simple.

      The writing system IS particularly difficult though. At a minimum it doubles the number of things you have to learn (from ~3000 words for just speaking, to ~3000 words + ~3000 characters).

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    39. Re:/. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      After a short while, Pimsleur becomes tedious.

      Seriously true. The first volume is great, the second volume is meh, the third volume will make you never want to think about the language again.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  5. analogies. by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

    To borrow from Samuel Johnson's quip, he was like a dog walking on its hind legs: It wasn't done well, but it was a surprise to see it done at all.

    Maybe his language ability is like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.

    1. Re:analogies. by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      To borrow from Samuel Jackson's quip: "English motherfucker, do you speak it?"

  6. He'll Need Those Skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not surprising he's been learning Mandarin. He'll need it to speak to all of his new off-shore employees when he replaces all of his expensive labor in the U.S.

  7. Zhnshi gè báich! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get back to work on the universal translator motherfucker!

  8. All mighty Yuan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Respect? I call it pandering for coin.

  9. News for Nerds eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who gives a shit? Seriously? Mark Zuckerberg did a thing that has nothing to do with tech or anything important, are we going to get reports of him hang gliding or surfing next? Oh boy, a person in the tech world has a reasonably impressive but totally uninteresting life skill, lets make a big deal about it for no reason.

    1. Re:News for Nerds eh? by neoritter · · Score: 1

      Well I for one want my name in the news for being able to speak grade schooler French!

    2. Re:News for Nerds eh? by SJester · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that you'll have your name in the news if you keep speaking to grade schoolers.

    3. Re:News for Nerds eh? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      Next in the news! Mark Zuckerberg takes a shit. News at 11 !!

    4. Re:News for Nerds eh? by neoritter · · Score: 1

      *Ba dum dish*

  10. Seriously? by MugenEJ8 · · Score: 1

    His wife is Chinese.

    1. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His wife is Chinese.

      His Chinese wife doesn't speak Chinese. FYI.

  11. Impressive by Mantle · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am a Mandarin speaker. Yes, his accent was horrible. However, this is what impressed me: He understood everything the interviewer asked in one pass. His response was a genuine expression of his thoughts rather than a textbook answer. He did not have to rely on inserting English words. His grammar was basically correct.

    1. Re:Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His wife is Chinese. One would expect him to be better by now.

    2. Re:Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's impressive that he spent some time learning a new language?

      People do this all the farking time. Where are the news articles about that?

    3. Re:Impressive by slew · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Mark's wife speaks Cantonese, not mandarin.

      My wife speaks Mandarin, I speak a little Cantonese. We generally have to communicate in English...

    4. Re:Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Billionaire learns language that he doesn't have to learn

    5. Re:Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I am a Mandarin speaker.

      Yes, his accent was horrible. However, this is what impressed me:

      He understood everything the interviewer asked in one pass.
      His response was a genuine expression of his thoughts rather than a textbook answer.
      He did not have to rely on inserting English words.
      His grammar was basically correct.

      then why did he have so much trouble with questions from the audience? perhaps he knew the interviewer questions in advance?

    6. Re:Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think previous knowledge is needed. I can perfectly understand questions and most spoken French, but can only answer them only at a five or six year old level. So when I give a talk I reply in English, but I don't have to wait for the question to be translated. Mark was brave enough to try his Mandarin, and given how difficult the language is known to be he gets full credit for it.

    7. Re:Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mark's wife speaks Cantonese, not mandarin.

      My wife speaks Mandarin, I speak a little Cantonese. We generally have to communicate in English...

      Most Cantonese speakers I've met, especially ones who came directly from HK (and not born in N.America) have some knowledge of Mandarin. I'm not saying it's easy to pick up another spoken language, but it's not a far jump.

      It probably helps that he has more than enough money to pay for private tutors if he wanted to as well.

    8. Re:Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a foreigner speaking quite decent Chinese I can say that this is wrong. He spoke roughly on the level one can reach after half a year of language study in China, or several years of sloppy study outside it. All in all a thoroughly unremarkable achievement, especially since he has enough money to actually hire private teachers, conversation partners, etc. if he wants to.

    9. Re:Impressive by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >Yes, his accent was horrible.

      Yeah. I flinched at it. And his sentences were pretty basic. (Wo tai tai shi zhong guo ren, for example.)

      That said, it's a nice gesture. When I went to China, people were constantly surprised at seeing a foreigner speak their language. It's a really diplomatic move on his part.

    10. Re:Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most Cantonese speakers I've met, especially ones who came directly from HK (and not born in N.America) have some knowledge of Mandarin.

      Back when I was in HK's elementary school (not HKSAR yet), their curriculum does include Mandarin studies, although the school I attended was a prestigious one. However, I would not be surprised if Mandarin is a mandatory course in other schools as well.

    11. Re:Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mandarin is becoming more prevalent, although the locals will still prefer Cantonese. It's mostly that people in Hong Kong and Guangdong over the years have to deal with travelers from all over China (students, businessmen, engineers running factories from other parts of China, etc.), so rather than let all the dialects create a problem, everyone simply learned enough Mandarin to get by. After all, Mandarin is called "Putonghua," which translates to "ordinary language"

  12. Did he have a mysterious hump on his shoulder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Like the one W had?

    http://www.salon.com/2004/10/09/bulge/

  13. civil rights + history by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    how many countries has China bombed recently?

    what is the point of this question?

    are you saying that we should compare China and the US on issues like human rights, pollution, civil rights, democracy, and compare the military actions of the countries throughout history? How far back do we go?

    is that what you're implying here? that if we did some sort of "side by side" comparison that China would ***NOT*** be a totalitarian, authoritarian state?

    China is a teeming, polluted, authoritarian clusterfsk of humanity...good synergy for facebook.com

    --
    Thank you Dave Raggett
    1. Re:civil rights + history by jelizondo · · Score: 1

      How far back do we go?

      Well, the U.S. only goes back to about 200 years, so we don't have to go back very far...

      Read some History and get some perspective.

      --
      Be very, very careful what you put into that head, because you will never, ever get it out. - Cardinal Wolsey
  14. nationality/race of wife by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    i read she was Chinese somewhere...hmm...

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    Thank you Dave Raggett
    1. Re:nationality/race of wife by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      i read she was Chinese somewhere...hmm...

      She is a native born American citizen. Her parents came to America from Vietnam. She is ethnically Chinese. Calling her "Chinese" makes as much sense as calling Barack Obama "Kenyan".

    2. Re:nationality/race of wife by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I think one of her Vietnamese parents were of Chinese ethnicity, but anyone can play up (or down) those types of things.

    3. Re:nationality/race of wife by slew · · Score: 2

      Actually many ethnically Chinese people from Vietnam prefer to call themselves Chinese or Chinese-Vietnamese or Hoa... They often speak Chinese (often Cantonese) and sometime speak Vietnamese poorly if at all and refuse to fully integrate with the local Vietnamese population. Many of them were came to the united states during/after the Vietnam war as they were often the local "capitalists" in the Vietnamese economy (by some measures controlling 70% of the GDP prior to the Vietnam war) and thus were quite unwelcome in the new communist government. Many don't really like to consider themselves Vietnamese at all.

      Think of it like people in Quebec holding on to their French heritage. A large percentage of them will call themselves Franco-Canadian or even Québécois rather than be associated with something pan-Canadian associated with the British Crown (and might have even supported the recent succession vote). If you accidentally refer to them as Canadian they will immediately correct you (after apologizing, of course, they are still Canadian after all ;^)

    4. Re:nationality/race of wife by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      calling her "Chinese" makes as much sense as calling Barack Obama "Kenyan"

      so you're criticizing the dumb Time article or w/e it was that I read?

      are you saying I'm wrong somehow for saying "i read she was Chinese"?

      i demand an explanation

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      Thank you Dave Raggett
    5. Re:nationality/race of wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She is ethnically Chinese. Calling her "Chinese" makes as much sense as calling Barack Obama "Kenyan".

      Not quite. I'd wager she speaks Mandarin and was educated by her parents about her Chinese heritage. Obama, was raised by his white, waspy mom and granny. Although for some reason I believe Obama strongly identifies himself as an African American.

    6. Re:nationality/race of wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post suggested that she might be Chinese; ShanghaiBill explained why that isn't correct and used an analogy to make his/her point. It was nothing personal. What more of an explanation do you need?

    7. Re:nationality/race of wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you meant secession, which comes from the Latin "secedere", meaning "to go apart". Perhaps ironically it's the same in French as in English.

    8. Re:nationality/race of wife by Kartu · · Score: 1

      She speaks Cantonese.
      She has close relatives who speak only Mandarin (and Zuckerberg wanted to communicate with them).

      So it makes perfect sense to call her Chinese in this context.
        http://money.cnn.com/2014/10/2...

  15. easier to speak, harder to read by peter303 · · Score: 1

    It has a simpler sound system than English and fewer grammar rules. Being around a long time it has a ton of idioms you have to individually memorize.

  16. How you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you Zoidberg

  17. remember Mark was Harvard material by peter303 · · Score: 2

    They usually dont admit people unless thay have multiple talents. Mark was good an computers, learning languages, and probably a few other things.

    1. Re:remember Mark was Harvard material by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His wife is chinese. He would have to learn chinese whether he was a harvard of boston univ graduate.

    2. Re:remember Mark was Harvard material by slew · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wife speaks Cantonese, not Mandarin.

    3. Re:remember Mark was Harvard material by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Mark was good an computers

      Well, if he was good an computer, then hell, Mandarin away! I mean good an Mandarin!

  18. Translation needed by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    How do you say "Dumb fucks" in mandarin?

    1. Re:Translation needed by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 2

      "mei guo ren"

      --
      "The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
    2. Re:Translation needed by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      I see what you did there.

      --
      Two of my imaginary friends reproduced once ... with negative results.
    3. Re:Translation needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truly. I *AM Chinese. But today, I had the hilarious experience of a random WASP lady mistaking me for Japanese as we were leaving a hotel. I was at the SFO Haytt for a Job Fair. She appeared to be going home back East or wherever. As I waited my turn to ask the receptionist where the shuttle picked up, she turned around to leave after having her inquiry met. Her gentleman friend nudged her out of my direction and cautioned her to not get in others way as she step toward me without looking. After taking one glance, she muttered "Sumimasen!" before walking off. Having watched my share of anime in days gone by, I was left bemused and wondering, "Why specifically Japanese?". The BioSpace job fair hosted biotech/biomedical/pharma employers/recruiters - nothing particularly Japanesey. I wore my old Genetech sweats over dress shirt and was carrying a Genentech messanger bag - again nothing Japanesey. Presumptuous Dumb Fuck.

    4. Re:Translation needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or maybe just being friendly, even if she made a mistake, and you're the dumb fuck.

    5. Re:Translation needed by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      People here who don't know us assume that I'm a Swede and that my wife is Thai. (I'm originally from the US, and Mme Zontar is originally from China.)

      What's hilarious is when they try to greet her in Thai, and I'm the one who responds in that language. :)

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    6. Re:Translation needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're her, aren't you? We forgive you.

  19. "he was like a dog" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Listen, just because he's learning the language doesn't make him Chinese.

  20. Bloomberg's Spansih by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember this? Hilarious.

  21. His partners, the Chicoms by amightywind · · Score: 0

    Facebook office in China? Should be a rousing success with his friends the Chicoms. I wonder how many people will be put in jail or executed because of Facebook by the time the office closes?

    --
    an ill wind that blows no good
  22. 7th grader...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about 7th Graders in China, but 7th Graders in North America are barely past the nose-picking stage.

    Even the most articulate 7th grader in North America is smart enough to not do dangerous things like fingers in the electrical socket.

  23. In other news by s.petry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A guy worth many billions of dollars can pay for someone to teach them a language, and has time to learn the language. Who'da thunk it possible? What a grand and glorious day for all of the people of the world.. er wait a minute...

    The proceeding message was brought to you by a cynical old guy who learned to read/write and speak 2 1/4th additional languages (German, Spanish *and currently working on Russian*) on his own time without billions of dollars to do so. All while raising a kid as a single parent and working full time. Sorry, he's nothing special in terms of intelligence and definitely lacking in morals. Being high on his ego does nothing for me.. Next!

    --

    -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    1. Re:In other news by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      The fact that you took an interest in learning languages whilst baby sitting, does not make the fact that he bothered to learn Mandarin while running a multi billion dollar company any less. In fact it seems (from me at least) to make you somewhat petty. I agree that he could have a person trailing behind him all the time repeating the Mandarin words for things and phrases like an intelligent tape recorder, and that would make the entire process a lot easier. I still think that it was a job well done on his part, at least give him that. I would also like to ask if you have German or Spanish relatives or friends, because nothing aids in learning a language than being able to actually practice it. I am working on French at the moment, not doing too well though. Have got English, Afrikaans, Dutch and German down to a large degree, but the last three share so much that it's easier to say I only know 2 languages.

      --
      There are three kinds of falsehood: the first is a 'fib,' the second is a downright lie, and the third is statistics.
    2. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really are quite pompous.

    3. Re:In other news by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      wtf. Said he was running it not writing it, don't like him or his business model or his fuvcking software. All I said was that kudos for him in trying to learn another language in an attempt to break into another market, it's more than most do. The vitriol spouted at the mere mention of certain people in /. is remarkable. If shuttleworth had learnt zulu everyone would be clapping. I don't even like linux, I am an MS programmer, so no, I don't want to pander for a job. Also the way you tag each post with "Senior System Engineer/Architect" seems to be a desperate call for recognition, is your real title of "Desktop Technician" after 30 years of service a bit grating?

      --
      There are three kinds of falsehood: the first is a 'fib,' the second is a downright lie, and the third is statistics.
    4. Re:In other news by s.petry · · Score: 0

      wtf. I wrote a _short_ paragraph and you really had trouble reading the first sentence? I'll quote the sentence in bold so that you can't miss it. Really, the guy runs the whole business by himself without any help at all?

      Need me to be more clear than that even? He does not do much to "run" that company because he has experts on the payroll to do that for him! This is why he could take a very long honeymoon, can hang out in DC with politicians, and can do all sorts of other things other than "run a company".

      You are trying to make it sound like the guy works his dick off, and that is the complete opposite of reality. His main job is to A) Have money. and B) Hire people to make him more money. and finally C) Fire anyone that fails at B..

      That is not to say that he didn't put in hours before facebook went public, but working hard is something that the majority of people do every day and they are not treated as special celebrities for doing so. This particular person happened to be on the better end of an IPO deal that most people don't get, and that's not talent or smarts.. it's luck and connections.

      Back to my original point, when you don't have to work 40-60 hours a week and you can hire tutors, it is not surprising that this person can learn a 2nd language. It does not indicate in any way that a person is special or smart. I work with people that are fluent in 4-5 languages while working 40-60 hour weeks, and those people are special in my opinion (which is why I started learning Russian, I'm jealous of their linguistic abilities!).

      --

      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    5. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      youse two are both schmucks! both a` ya!

    6. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To add to this, he started a while ago because his wife is of Chinese descent. Still impressive, although definitely nothing a normal person couldn't do.

  24. As my Chinese teacher said by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The best classroom is the bedroom."

    --
    "The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
    1. Re:As my Chinese teacher said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slight correction:

      Duh best classloom is duh bedloom.

    2. Re:As my Chinese teacher said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you'll never forget how to say "Oh God!" in Mandarin.

  25. That's your measure? by s.petry · · Score: 1

    Really, you have to come up with something better than that, because that is a horrible way of trying to measure a country. DPRK has not bombed anyone since the 1950s, but in your book they are okay right?

    --

    -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    1. Re:That's your measure? by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Actually they shell South Korea on a regular basis.

      --
      Two of my imaginary friends reproduced once ... with negative results.
    2. Re:That's your measure? by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Shelling != bombing, so your pedant-ism has be returned. Your play! :)

      --

      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

  26. Hmm by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To borrow from Samuel Johnson's quip, he was like a dog walking on its hind legs: It wasn't done well, but it was a surprise to see it done at all

    Hmm. Well, few Chinese speakers ever learn to speak English very well either. Not without intensive, lengthy immersion, anyway. But it's no longer socially acceptable to make fun of them for it, nor very logical, for that matter.

    1. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think that? Other than the accent, do they have severe English grammar and usage problems?

      Do you realize that pretty much all college graduates know at least high school level English? It's part of the graduation requirements there.

  27. I Don't Like by fullback · · Score: 1

    Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg has a face that looks like it needs to be slapped, but damn this is a tough crowd.

    Good for him for putting effort into that.

  28. News With a Bullet by Zanadou · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow. [White] Anglo guy come to China and speaks Mandarin ("Holly Shit! Look, THE DOG'S DOING CALCULUS!!11"), but a Chinese tech CEO (Jack Ma? Charles Chao? Robin Li? pick one) coming to The USA and speaking English in a meeting... well, obviously that's not news-report worthy. Hell, everyone important in the world speaks English without question, right? And, if not - what's their excuse??

    Holly crap Anglo world, get over yourselves, will you? Of course Mark Zuckerburg speaks Chinese... in China. What would we expect him to speak, French?? Notice how everybody focusing on how he spoke, rather than what he said.

    1. Re:News With a Bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...everybody focusing on how he spoke, rather than what he said.

      Yes, he spoke a great truth... that there are 11 facebook users.

    2. Re:News With a Bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holly crap Anglo world, get over yourselves, will you? Of course Mark Zuckerburg speaks Chinese... in China. What would we expect him to speak, French?? Notice how everybody focusing on how he spoke, rather than what he said.

      We would expect him to speak English and hire a translator like a normal person.

      This is hardly exclusive to English speakers either, plenty of other people speak their native language and have a translator repeat it in English.

    3. Re:News With a Bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll get over ourselves as soon as you stop needing help.

    4. Re:News With a Bullet by silfen · · Score: 2

      Well, basically, yes. English is the lingua franca of the world, and if you don't speak it, you're cut off from global culture. Mandarin is neither culturally nor commercially very important; having traveled to China many times, I can't think of anything I'd have missed out not speaking Chinese. In part that's because of a long history of self-imposed isolation, stagnancy, and xenophobia in China, in part because China destroyed much of its remaining culture and fell into poverty when it adopted communism.

      But Mandarin Chinese also not that hard to learn. Anybody of average intelligence can learn to speak most languages decently in half a year with moderately good tutoring and intensive training. Zuckerberg is learning Chinese because of personal connections and to cater to Chinese nationalist impulses in order to help his business. Good for him. Irrelevant to the rest of us.

    5. Re:News With a Bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/ [White] Anglo/Jewish/

      FTFY.

    6. Re:News With a Bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...everybody focusing on how he spoke, rather than what he said.

      Yes, he spoke a great truth... that there are 11 facebook users, and 900 million APK sockpuppets.

      TFTFY.

  29. Re:Also notoriously difficult for westerners: by morethanapapercert · · Score: 3, Interesting
    An amusing quote I read once:

    English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over, and rummages through their pockets for loose grammar. - Paraphrase of a quote by James Davis Nicoll

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  30. Africa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you should learn what they are doing in Africa

  31. Africa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you should learn what they are doing in Africa.

  32. To speak Chinese is not to know China by enter+to+exit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The former PM of Australian Kevin Rudd could also speak Mandarin. During one diplomatic spat, the Chinese embassy reminded him that:

    "To speak Chinese is not to know China. Many examples can be found of people who speak Mandarin to a high level but who do not understand how China works. They may have learned their Chinese shut up in their study reading the Analects."

    I think the Chinese regard this as an irreverent amusement more than anything meaningful

    1. Re: To speak Chinese is not to know China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a quote from the AUSTRALIAN Ambaddador to China, not from the Chinese. Props for providing the source however.

    2. Re:To speak Chinese is not to know China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same goes for any chinese and particularly their commie mandarins for understanding the rest of the world.

    3. Re:To speak Chinese is not to know China by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      "They may have learned their Chinese shut up in their study reading the Analects."

      I had a professor who literally did learn his Chinese reading the Analects. He couldn't speak a word of the language. When he took a taxi in China, he had to write on paper to communicate with the driver.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    4. Re:To speak Chinese is not to know China by diakka · · Score: 1

      It's common for foreigners to go on game shows and speak a little Chinese. For some reason, this is very entertaining to some of the locals, but I never opted to do anything like this during my stay in China as I felt it was like being a performing monkey, and somewhat degrading.

      However, in this case, I think that in the case of Mark Zuckerberg, it's more than just being a performing monkey. I think this effort might serve to increase awareness of our attempts to show that Americans and other western nations are very willing to expand their horizons and venture into other cultures. His Chinese might be intermediate level at best, but I hope he continues to make progress, as it's a long and arduous path, and given that he's the CEO of Facebook, it's amazing that he's making progress at all.

      And one day when his Chinese is truly fluent and Facebook is still blocked in China, then the take of the way at the end of the day from all this effort might simply be that coopreration with mainland Chinese is not worth the effort. China needs to go a long way to prove to the world that it's not a zero-sum culture.

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      -- Knowledge shared is power lost. -- Aleister Crowley
    5. Re:To speak Chinese is not to know China by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      To speak Chinese is not to know China. Many examples can be found of people who speak Mandarin to a high level but who do not understand how China works.

      So? That sounds like a pointless thing to say either to make the Chinese seem somehow more mysterious or because the target is a complete idiot.

      In other news:

      USA is not England
      Brazil is not Portugal
      Mexico is not Spain
      Canads isn't England or France.
      The DRC REALLY isn't France.

      From this it ought to be blindingly obvious that merely knowing a language gives you no insight into culture. The fact that different cultures which happen to share the same language exist ought to be an indication that knowing a language is not equivalent to knowing a particular culture.

      --
      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    6. Re:To speak Chinese is not to know China by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      This is what I do when my pronunciation fails.

      It still impresses the hell out of the locals.

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    7. Re:To speak Chinese is not to know China by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Point missed by you != pointlessness.

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    8. Re:To speak Chinese is not to know China by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Do you speak Cantonese or something?

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  33. Not so easy by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    If the Chinese language is really such a notoriously difficult language to learn (and to speak) there ought to be no one using it anymore, right?

    Wrong.

    When we're young, we benefit from massive plasticity in our language learning skills, and of course any child who learns Mandarin (and sometimes Cantonese as well) is going to make a much better native speaker than I am ever going to make, despite the fact that I've devoted years to it and am highly motivated.

    It's not just learning words. It is how things are said, references to metaphors and myths and such, and the fact that it is not a "spelled" language; the characters you're familiar with each represent a word part or a word that means one thing on its own, often something else in combination, and very few of them are used the way we use them in western speech. About 2000 of them constitute (approximately) high school literacy. But there are about 50 thousand of them. Bad enough? Oh no. A while back, Those In Power decided they were to o hard, so they "simplified" a bunch of them. Great, right? So you only have to learn the simplified ones, right? Wrong. The traditional ones are everywhere, and plus, some places in asia use the old ones, not the new ones. And then...

    (Very) simple example. In English, I I ask you if you want soup, you might say "No." Easy, right? So you how to say no, (Bu Shi) Now you know what to say if I ask you about the soup and you don't want it, right? Wrong. In Mandarin, the question of if you want it is composed, literally, "want not want", (yao bu yao) to which you are expected to answer either "not want" or "want." (Bu yao) or (yao). And down the rabbit hole we go. :)

    Trust me. As an adult English speaker, you go into learning Mandarin thinking it's easy, you're in for a serious encounter with your limitations.

    --
    I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    1. Re:Not so easy by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

      You're kind of exaggerating here. There are 50,000 characters estimated to have been used in all of history - this has nothing to do with learning Chinese anymore than learning that yegg, thorn and ash were once English characters. You can be fully literate in Chinese without knowing the vast majority of extant characters. My language coaches are native speakers and while I can recognize/write characters they've never seen. Like the old form of "da2/ta4" not to mention HKCS and a few Japanese characters which use forms which are no longer used in China (like "dragon") ...orthographic variations like in seal script...etc.. They are still much more proficient than myself.

      Other than a few popular traditional characters I find that most Chinese can read perfectly well with just simplified. Again my teachers can read just fine but they often struggle to remember the traditional form of every character. University graduates like some of my co-workers can function perfectly well in Chinese but can't remember the traditional form of "cong'. As someone who studied traditional characters first I found reading simplified characters pretty easy. There are thousands of modified characters but a few simple rules will often get you through the majority you see every day.

      I also don't see how the verb/negation/verb structure illustrates anything about the difficulty of Chinese. Not to mention that if someone asked you say: "Hui bu hui?" (Are you coming back or not?) and you said "bu shi" people would probably know what you meant. Saying "hao" instead of "hui" is probably more ambiguous.

      Is Chinese simple? No but I don't think you're doing it justice. For example a real problem with reading is recognizing when what you're reading is a foreign word that has been transliterated into Chinese. Unlike Japanese where you have katakana to indicate the use of a loanword. Chinese just expects you to know that qiaonasen is an English name. If you're reading a book with a lot of foreign names sometimes they will underline them but I find this as the exception rather than the rule. Even some of my Chinese relatives complain about this.

    2. Re:Not so easy by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      I didn't say you had to learn them. I said they were there. The implication -- true -- that there are many more to learn to get to higher levels of literacy. I also pointed out that 2000 was a specific level of literacy.

      Try not to get too carried away with your imagination. Just read what I said. Not what you think I said.

      As for a simplified character vocabulary, take a trip to Taiwan, why don't you. See how that works out for you.

      Your experience is only your experience.

      Anyway, whatever.

      --
      I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    3. Re:Not so easy by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

      I didn't say you had to learn them. I said they were there.

      Sorry the likely case is you are backpedaling. The whole post, in fact the whole portion of this thread is about learning Chinese and you thought adding something that has zero to do with it was a good idea to throw in. That's what you want readers to believe? Let's look at your quote shall we?

      About 2000 of them constitute (approximately) high school literacy. But there are about 50 thousand of them. Bad enough?

      In order for your "they are just there" be what you really meant you would have had to switch from talking about words you need to learn for literacy to words that have no impact on literacy whatsoever in the space between the period and the word "but". Not to mention you are telling the reader that those two sentences are related by using a conjunction. Albeit one used with a period.

      If your defense is really that you inserted a non-sequitor then perhaps there are some large gaps in your English education too? The more likely case is that you were trying to convince the reader that there are lots of characters to learn. Big numbers make your case better. Even though when it comes to talking about literacy (and I question that character counts are a very good way to talk about this) your big numbers are off by a fucking order of magnitude.

      As for a simplified character vocabulary, take a trip to Taiwan, why don't you. See how that works out for you.

      ...and what? Taiwan officially uses traditional and colloquially uses simplified. Toronto, where I live is likely even more mixed. Unlike Taiwan there is no regulation on character usage (since Chinese is not an official language here). Original immigrants were mostly HK Cantonese speakers. To the point that many of my friends who speak Cantonese actually had to *learn* it because nobody spoke their native dialect. Today I see far more Taiwanese and Mandarin speakers. Lots of storefronts sport traditional signs but the goods inside are often marked with simplified charcters. Sing Tao Daily writes in Traditional BUT the advertisement inserts often have simplified and the entertainment sections will often have quotes from people using HKCS. Actually some of the things I've seen from Canton province are probably more interesting than Taiwanese stuff. Where people are using simplified characters but with HKCS. Taiwan does use variants that are rarely seen in the mainland (I mentioned da2 which I've seen in Taiwan and Japan but never in simplified - even though it's technically part of modern Chinese but ironically it contains two copies of the same radical which ARE simplified) - Anyway Taiwan probably has more spoken variants than orthographical ones.

      Your experience is only your experience

      While true, it ironically doesn't exclude that my experience probably exceeds your own in every way. :-)

    4. Re:Not so easy by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      You've no real need for Trad characters on the mainland unless you're doing historical research, or you want to write in Cantonese (and many Cantonese speakers can't actually write it); otherwise, they are used in only in Taiwan/Macau/HK and by some overseas Chinese communities. Singapore and Malaysia both mandate Simplified for their Chinese speakers as well.

      Many of the Simplified characters are derived by regular rules from the Traditional characters, which helps if you're interested in learning both as I am, since on my trips there, I usually spend in both Guangzhou and HK.

      You might also gain some perspective by considering the fact that 800900 million people write using Simplified, and maybe 1/10 of that number use Traditional.

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    5. Re:Not so easy by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      For some reason, /. ate my —. That was supposed to be "800-900 million"

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
  34. Secret Executive Order Bans Foreign Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    President Obama is drafting a new Secret Executive Order banning the teaching of all languages other than 'American' i.e. U.S.A. style usage of "English" in all pre-elementary, elementary, secondary, post secondary and graduate schools in U.S.A.

    Communications in a foreign language, any foreign language subjugates National Security and will NOT be tolerated.

    "Either speak 'English' or 'shut the fuck up'", Obama shouted to admonishes his diminutive supplicants of the Cabinet.

  35. many have no respect for a tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The PLA power wonks in the audience have the same respect for the people in their own country, use them (kill them), then discard them when they are of no further use. Zucker the Sucker will get the same from them in the end.

  36. Is Sugarhill the new Jobs? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    And every time he farts we get to hear it as news?

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    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  37. Firefly by FPhlyer · · Score: 1

    The best part of this story is that it gets a "Firefly" tag.

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  38. Universal translator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and there I was, hoping the news was that he was showcasing some very advanced speech to speech translator...

  39. 'Notoriously difficult' - really? by jandersen · · Score: 1

    ... notoriously difficult language to learn and particularly, to speak.

    Is that so? I would be interested to hear what that assessment is based on - having learned the languages myself, I didn't find it hard, on the contrary.

    Chinese is notable for having probably the simplest syntax of any language, pronunciation, this is no harder than are other languages, and the national transcription system, pinyin, is very consistent and accurately represents the pronunciation of the words, unlike for example English - for an illustration, see Mark Twain's famous satire on a similar subject:

    http://www.mantex.co.uk/2009/1...

    Even Chinese characters aren't all that difficult - they are highly structured, and you only need to learn about 1000 to understand most texts; the average desktop user probably already recognises more than that number of icons without even sweating. I think the idea that Chinese is incredibly hard to learn is simply based on ignorance, and perhaps also some sort of fear that one might sound silly if one were to pronounce foreign languages correctly; English speakers seem to go out of their way to mispronounce ALL other languages, including German and French.

    Compare Chinese with English:

    Chinese: There are no grammatical tenses (past -, present -, future - ...)
    English: Verbs have a different form depending on whether it talks about the past, present, etc.

    Chinese: Nouns have the same form always. Really always: no singular/plural, nominative/accusative/genitive/dative/...
    English: ...

    Chinese: Spelled as it is pronounced
    English: Need I elaborate?

    And in English, the fact that it is a bastard language, with imported features from a large number of other languages, means that the same grammatical structures are governed by several basically unrelated rules: one house, several houses, but on the other hand, one forum, several fora - or should that be forums? And how about 'one virus'? If English were like Chinese, the question simply wouldn't arise. Chinese is easy to learn, far easier than English.

    And it isn't that I don't like English - I love the language, but that is exactly because it is so convoluted and almost creatively messy.

    1. Re:'Notoriously difficult' - really? by Shados · · Score: 1

      English is not my native language (French is), but as virtually anyone in engineering has to, i learnt it. It didn't take that long or much effort, no real format training...just guessing at the word's meanings when playing video games and watching TV and eventually I picked it up... now I live in the US and most people can't tell I'm not a native speaker unless they see my first name. My writing could be better, as you probably can see, but I'm even worse in French, so its more that I suck at writing in general.

      I tried learning Chinese (my wife is Chinese, so I'm immersed in it a lot). Unless you know a lot already, guessing the meaning of a written word is almost impossible, since its pretty binary: either you know that character, either you don't. People who know a lot can somewhat guess from comparing against all the words they know, there's some patterns, but still. It obviously also affects writing, though you can use input systems that use latin characters...you should won't know if you made a mistake.

      Talking though, you don't have that issue, and the grammar is easy, but the tone system is very foreign to someone only used to western languages. Thus what happened as per the summary. He was able to speak, but sounded like a kid. Learning how to speak it is easy, but not sounding like a westerner is very difficult. At least it wasn't Cantonese :)

      Thats probably what they meant.

    2. Re:'Notoriously difficult' - really? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      The characters don't take their meaning or pronunciation in isolation. Once you know a decent number of characters/radicals, you can often work out the meanings of other characters that incorporate them. Sometimes even the pronunciation.

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    3. Re:'Notoriously difficult' - really? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      It depends on if you're trying to learn the language well enough to get by or if you're trying to master the language.

      Obtaining basic functional English is very easy, and English speakers are accustomed to understanding non-native speakers. If someone messes up on one of the finer points of English grammar, he'll obviously reveal himself as a non-native speaker, but the listener will still easily understand him. I feel like this is not the case in Mandarin, nor in any of the other tonal languages. It is just too easy to flub a tone and completely alter the meaning of the sentence.

      Of course, attaining the English language proficiency of, say, a high school graduate, is very difficult for a non-native speaker. Maybe it's easier in Mandarin. I have no idea. But it's a huge undertaking in English, and most people don't even bother. Hell, most Americans don't even bother!

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    4. Re:'Notoriously difficult' - really? by jandersen · · Score: 1

      Obtaining basic functional English is very easy, and English speakers are accustomed to understanding non-native speakers.

      Well, it is, and then again, not really. The difference between how it is written and how it sounds can be quite startling, especially in the UK. I suppose American is much a more uniform language, but the difference between regions in UK is quite stark - to the extent that Londoners find it very difficult to understand Northeners or Scots; ironically, coming from Denmark, I have no such difficulties, since it sounds rather like the dialect I grew up with in Jutland.

      If someone messes up on one of the finer points of English grammar, he'll obviously reveal himself as a non-native speaker, but the listener will still easily understand him. I feel like this is not the case in Mandarin, nor in any of the other tonal languages. It is just too easy to flub a tone and completely alter the meaning of the sentence.

      The tones are the only really important thing to learn - the classical example is 'laoshi' which can, among other things mean either 'teacher' or 'old shit'. But the tones are not all that difficult - I remember them by thinking of them as sounding like different 'moods': 1st tone (high, level) = 'indifferent, whatever', 2nd tone (rising) = 'questioning', 3rd tone (falling, rising) = 'hesitant, I don't know about that' and 4th (falling) = 'rejecting, no!'. I don't think it maps to real meaning, but it helps me remember.

      I think the really big difficulty people have with Chinese is that they try to map sentences directly from one language to another; Chinese does not use subordinate sentences like English does, so one has to break the sentences up and reassemble them, unlike when you go from English to French.

  40. Re:Also notoriously difficult for westerners: by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

    An amusing quote I read once:

    English doesn't borrow from other languages.
    English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over, and rummages through their pockets for loose grammar.
    - Paraphrase of a quote by James Davis Nicoll

    AND their words.

  41. Re:Also notoriously difficult for westerners: by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

    I've posted two lengthy responses in this thread already, so this one will be brief: You're an idiot. No, really. :)

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  42. Who the fuck cares. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "They trust me. Dumb fucks." --Zuckerberg

  43. United Borg of America by jd.schmidt · · Score: 1

    LoL, I love that quote. I have often said America is basically the Borg, we will take the uniqueness of other cultures and assimilate them in to our collective to benefit ourselves. We borrow (steal?) cultural ideas freely from other countries with no real concern for "authenticity", either theirs or ours. To an extent that is the thing I love most about English and the U.S., I wouldn't change either. You will never hear me complain about corruption of the Queen's English, and based on history the Queen shouldn't either.

  44. News With a Bullet by jd.schmidt · · Score: 1

    People in the U.S. are factually at a disadvantage here. English, like it or not, sure has seem to become the international language. MOST counties have very developed programs for teaching English and there is often a tangible benefit to leaning it. For English speakers in the U.S., it is simply very rare for them to need, benefit from or really have the opportunity to practice other languages. It is simply nice when someone makes the attempt.

  45. You're exactly right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree. You should try living here. You can't understand anybody anymore. Whether I am buying "gash-a-reen", "a-pizza-da-pie-a", getting my shirts "creened", I have to ask that they repeat themselves, because I couldn't understand what the fuck they said. Chinese restaurants, Japanese restaurants, the lawn care service . . . I can't take it anymore. God forbid you live in Newark and actually pronounce "cavatelli" the way it is spelled, instead of that God-awful mutant pseudo-Italian.

    How many fucking languages am I supposed to learn? We border Mexcio, and nearly Cuba, but I am still more that 1,000 miles away from needing to speak Mexican. Buried inside Canada there is a French population, but . . . well, they're French, so they can go fuck themselves, because they're better than me.

    So yeah, it should be news-worthy when someone actually tries to learn it, even if it is the international business language.

    Thanks for bringing it up. You one honorable Chinaman.

  46. So... by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

    Mark Zuckerberg is a 7th grade dog. Sounds about right.

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  47. Japanese is a bit odder than that, grammar-wise by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    Japanese is Subject-(wa)-object-(predicate), with verb terminator. You have wo and ga following direct and indirect objects; vocalized punctuation from ka and ne; and context-implied elements ("Run!" instead of "You run!" because no shit I mean you).

    Japanese particles have no strong correlation to anything much in English. They are grammatically important words, vaguely similar in function to English prepositions. Sometimes particles might be like conjunctions (to is kinda like "and"), sometimes they might be like punctuation (ka on the end is a verbal question mark), sometimes they have no good translation (wa marks topic, or contrastive subject).

    FWIW, wa is more often considered a topic marker than a subject marker. Samples:

    Watashi wa gakk ni ikimasu.

    I [topic] school to go. > I go to school. -- basic topic is "I", which fits as subject in the English.

    Watashi wa unagi desu.

    I [topic] eel is/am/are. > I am an eel. -- basic topic is "I", which definitely doesn't fit as subject in the English here. A proper translation would be more like:

    As for me, it'll be the eel. > I'll have the eel. -- such as when asked for one's order at a restaurant.

    The particle ga is closer to a subject marker in function. For instance, Watashi ga unagi desu could only be interpreted to mean "I am an eel." Meanwhile, ni is vaguely like indirect object.

    And, as you note, Japanese is incredibly more context-dependent than English. Oftentimes, anything that can be omitted from a sentence will be omitted, particularly anything that is clear from context, that has been previously established in the text or conversation or what-have-you. This makes Japanese into English interpretation a real bitch -- your example of "no shit I mean XXX" can get really tricky. If you miss the first part of what someone says, and you've lost the thread, you're absolutely hosed. English grammatically demands a lot more context-providing words, even when we think we're omitting detail. He's going to the store could be rendered in Japanese as just Ikimasu (go/goes/going/will go), if the context allows -- we don't even have the gender of the subject here in Japanese, making it much harder to try to guess.

    More on topic to the greater thread, I've studied both Mandarin and Japanese, and I found Mandarin *much* easier to wrap my head around. Mandarin is a kind of language called an analytic language -- words are pretty broken down, even more than English, with no inflectional endings like "-ing" or "-s" or "-ed" etc. for tense, and no differences in a single word for singular or plural, that kind of thing. It's very streamlined in some ways. The Mandarin word mi can mean "buy", or "bought", or "will buy", without the need for different tenses -- tense is supplied by context, such as adding in the word for "today" or "tomorrow".

    Japanese, meanwhile, is a very synthetic language -- words are glommed together with other elements to express different things like active/passive and adjectives, or even basics like tense or social context. One fun example is highly infected verb-based forms in Japanese, like saserareyasukattanda, which means "it's the case that he/she/it/they was/were easily made to do [something]".

    Social context in Japanese is very important, kinda like Spanish vs. usted or French tu vs. vous, only on steroids and totally whacked out. Just looking at tense and social context in Japanese, the English terms "go" or "will go" can be variously expressed by the Japanese iku ("go" when talking to friends or familiars; present and future tense in Japanese are generally the same),

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    "A four-foot prune."
    1. Re:Japanese is a bit odder than that, grammar-wise by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      And, as you note, Japanese is incredibly more context-dependent than English. Oftentimes, anything that can be omitted from a sentence will be omitted, particularly anything that is clear from context, that has been previously established in the text or conversation or what-have-you.

      I have noticed much in English that I must remind my conversation partners of the sentence, or explicitly hint the conversation. Even extremely intelligent people will, after several turns of sentence, ask me what I'm talking about when I continue to comment on the same subject we hold dialogue on; and, often, the subject flows out and, after a single exchange on this, they immediately assume I am talking about the *original* subject rather than the *new* subject.

      For example:

      Me: "Dogs wag their tails when they're happy."

      Him: "Bears don't wag though, they just kill things."

      Me: "Black bears actually hardly ever attack humans. They're also too noisy to sneak up on you."

      Him: "What? My dog doesn't sneak up on me."

      Me: "I was talking about black bears."

      Him: "We were talking about dogs!"

      Discussions of the form above happen often to me. English speakers--at least Americans--apparently need repeated cues to remember about what they were discussing.

  48. Stupid blatzing slashcode by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    Note: "school" in Japanese should have been rendered as gakk, not just gakk. Even better, it should be rendered with a macron (overbar) on the "o" instead, to indicate a long "o". For those interested about what long vowels are in Japanese, see the Wikipedia article on the "mora" in linguistics.

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    "What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
    "A four-foot prune."
    1. Re:Stupid blatzing slashcode by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

      ... and I get schnockered again. How about gakkô, or even gakkou, then -- surely slashcode won't eat a regular old ASCII rendering?

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      "What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
      "A four-foot prune."
  49. No, you've got it all wrong by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    YMMV, but in my experience, you only need 2 verb tenses ... to be "yourself" in another language...

    That would explain why Chinese is so difficult then -- not enough tenses. How can you be yourself in a language that only has one tense?!?

    No, you've got it all wrong -- Chinese with its simplified verbs is much more relaxing to speak. How can you be yourself when speaking any language that is two-tense, or even more?

    :-P

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    "What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
    "A four-foot prune."
  50. /. is getting more and more unbelievable !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your first language is a hereditary trait. You pick it up largely by accident from mimicking adults when you're an infant.

    You don't really get to choose what language you speek unless you go to extra effort to learn additional languages as a child or adult. As such the extinction threshold for a language based on how hard it is for adults to learn is very high.

  51. Old joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She was screaming "Wrong hole!" Maybe try it with the lights on next time...

    - T

  52. no defense for China by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    those questions are to point out the absurdity of OP's (and your) defense of China

    obviously China is older than the US...you know that's not the point

    the point is, you and OP are irrational in your defense of China

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  53. deflecting criticism by trolling by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    except it was total trolling...as other's on this thread have pointed out, it is completely accurate to describe her as Chinese

    you and OP are just trolling to deflect the accurate criticism of both facebook and China

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  54. good linguistic strategy by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    but instead just have the thought in your mind and then express it with the tools you have in the language you need to speak even if they're very limited

    well said...this is excellent advice...and phrased succinctly

    we can 'force' ourselves to think in language, but our thoughts are deeper than language...it's taking the step to see that all language is a tool for communication, not inherent to our brain

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  55. most freedom by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    except Americans have more personal freedom than any other citizen in the known universe

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