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Ex-CBS Reporter Claims Government Agency Bugged Her Computer

RoccamOccam writes A former CBS News reporter who quit the network over claims it kills stories that put President Obama in a bad light says she was spied on by a "government-related entity" that planted classified documents on her computer. In her new memoir, Sharyl Attkisson says a source who arranged to have her laptop checked for spyware in 2013 was "shocked" and "flabbergasted" at what the analysis revealed. "This is outrageous. Worse than anything Nixon ever did. I wouldn't have believed something like this could happen in the United States of America," Attkisson quotes the source saying.

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  1. Journalist Runs Malwarebytes - Slashdot Front Page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It says SPYware right there in the search results. Obviously made by spies.

  2. Honestly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "And as I was typing and working on questions for a Benghazi-related story, the data started wiping kind of at hyperspeed"

    Look, this isn't what hacking looks like, unless it's being done by a 14yo who installed VNC on your machine and is just fucking with you. Why would a super seekrit Obummer conspiracy go to the effort to plant spyware on her computer and then use it by PRESSING BACKSPACE? While she was editing? That's beyond nutty.

    1. Re:Honestly. by jbmartin6 · · Score: 4, Informative
      I was once called in for a similar-sounding incident. It turned out to be the guy at the next desk who had the same make/model of wireless keyboard. But to answer your question, the article already answered it.

      It was described to me by the computer experts I consulted with afterwards that that was purely an attempt to let me know that they could do that, that they were watching, that they were in my computer.

      But it seems like you would have to read the book to get more details on who these experts were.

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    2. Re:Honestly. by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "unless it's being done by a 14yo who installed VNC on your machine and is just fucking with you"

      Which is probably what it was. My guess is: Some 14yo didn't like her political views and decided to fuck with her, and used some social engineering tricks to make her think it was the big bad gubmint.

      Betcha the classified documents came from Wikileaks or were forgeries.

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    3. Re:Honestly. by Enry · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That seems kinda stupid. Why announce that they're 'watching you' and give you evidence that they're doing so?

      "Hey Agent P, I got a great idea. Let's h4xx0r her laptop, wipe out data, and let her know we're watching her. A member of the press would take that as a warning and not report on it, right?"
      "Cool. *type type type*"

      If you look at any person's laptop you'll find it absolutely coated with spyware. I run PC cleaning workshops for my church. Some of the stuff that comes in should really be nuked from orbit they're so bad. I'm starting to advocate people just start getting Chromebooks because there's not much of an OS to hack and 90% of what people do can be done from a web browser.

    4. Re:Honestly. by slashmydots · · Score: 2

      Actually a keylogger that detects keyword density in a string and then wails on the backspace button isn't all that unrealistic or uncreative. It's sort of dumb but sort of smart. I wouldn't rule out that her keyboard was damaged by moisture or her car walked over the keyboard though. She sounds a little paranoid.

    5. Re:Honestly. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      It's a good way to scare someone into stopping what they are doing, and appears to have worked. If they just deleted a few files now and then or edited the odd story she would soon figure it out anyway, so might as well just scare her into giving up.

      It reminds me of the goons from GCHQ/MI5 who visited the Guardian to watch them destroy some hard drives. Completely pointless, didn't do anything to stop the leaks, but it certainly made their position clear to the journalists.

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    6. Re:Honestly. by rahvin112 · · Score: 2

      Do you actually believe they couldn't simply have the police guarding their exit? That they couldn't taint some food so she would be sure to be sound asleep? The people we're talking about have unlimited resources, the ability to silence any witnesses and even the ability to have law enforcement protect them while they do it.

      She's attributing cartoonish technical prowess (a stuck key for gods sake) and ignoring the simple fact that if they actually wanted her out of the way she would be out of the way. Putting files on her laptop is the behavior or a 14 year old, a bored neighbor and poor wireless security or malware available from about half the internet. Given what Snowden has revealed, if they had actually wanted to gain access to her computer it would have been trivially easy (less than 5 minutes of access) and absolutely undetectable. Remember the security camera images (I can't recall the mans name that recorded it with a hidden camera) of the guys that used a key to open the guys door and just long enough to boot the computer, insert a USB stick then turn the computer off during the 10 minutes it took for the guy to go buy some groceries?

      That's what the NSA does, they can write malware directly into the firmware of the chips that can't be removed. And as I said if they wanted to warn her off something it would have been far more direct and far easier to deny. And if they wanted her out of the way she would have had a tragic "accident". Not one person in this country would question a car accident that appeared genuine because almost 50k people per year die in collisions. It's so common we all know someone that died in one. This doesn't even take into account something like planting cash and drugs in her car/home then calling in an anonymous tip along with supplying some "witnesses". The war on drugs has given the government almost endless ability to destroy people they don't like and the laws are written in such a way that you lose almost all ability to defend yourself.

      My entire point on this is that the government wouldn't engage in script kiddie/malware level stupidity if they were intent on shutting her up.They would be much more direct and far more dangerous. Hoover was an amateur compared to what they can do today and he was capable of shutting up the most powerful people in America.

    7. Re:Honestly. by dbIII · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do you actually believe they couldn't simply have the police guarding their exit

      Do you really think spooks want professional law enforcement to watch while they carry out extralegal operations? Many Police actually think laws are worth enforcing and don't want to see a "might makes right" system such as in China or Soviet Russian - they demand "inconvenient" things like due process.

      The truly amusing thing here is you are being critical of someone's suspicions of a conspiracy but suggesting a Pinochet style system in it's place - we're not yet anywhere near the stage of setting off car bombs in Washington to silence inconvenient people. You've accused someone of having a wild fantasy and suggested something far wilder.

  3. Lame claim to fame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Colonel Mustard: Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?
    Wadsworth: I don't know, he's on everybody else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?

  4. What are you talking about Willis? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny

    A former CBS News reporter who quit the network over claims it kills stories that put President Obama in a bad light ...

    There are News organizations that manipulate, encourage or suppress stories that may make a President look good or bad? When did this happen?

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  5. Needs better proof by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't doubt this kind of thing is happening. The government has been moving itself into ever darker shadows of secrecy to avoid oversight, while at the same time has been violating privacy rights of its citizens ever more egregiously. This is not a problem with any particular party or political viewpoint. This is just the nature of power. Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. The powerful elite will always consolidate and expand. In this country, the One Ring of Power is the law system, and the magic is provided by technology. I believe Ms. Attkisson.

    Having said that, she is going to need much better proof than she has or nothing will come of this. There has to be a smoking gun in the had of an actual federal agent. In this case that would be an actual order to spy, provably given by someone who is high enough to be responsible for their decisions. She will never have that.

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    1. Re:Needs better proof by JDAustin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course, figuring that the head of CBS News is the brother to one of the Obama admins National Security Advisors also plays into things.

  6. Re:She's.. by i+kan+reed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes.
    "And as I was typing and working on questions for a Benghazi-related story, the data started wiping kind of at hyperspeed"

    Not how someone with remote control over a computer would wipe data. Not deleting it in the fucking editor. A quick console deltree "My Documents/Bengazi" while the computer is idle is easier and less obvious to the user.

    She almost certainly held down control and backspace by accident and blamed it on the government. Classic paranoid ideation.

  7. Partisan bickering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't wait to see the partisan reactions. Fox News and the Glenn Beck empire will crow about how this is worst presidential act in history, MSNBC will dismiss it as a looney conspiracy theory, and people will approach the story with their biases.

  8. Re:She's.. by i+kan+reed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually. Better theory. She was on a laptop, didn't have the touchpad disabled, and accidentally highlighted some text while typing. Poof gone, and happens to all over us.

  9. Sure it was Obama? by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 2

    How do you know it was the US govt. bs some Romanian hackers.. or the Chinese? There doesn't seem to be a whole lot of evidence here.

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  10. Re:Both are bad but not comparable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In addition, Nixon's crimes were both for his personal gain and hit democracy at it's heart - elections. Those make it incredibly evil crime.

    Hey, it happened in New Zealand and slightly more than a third of the people lapped it up happily. Of the remainder, but bulk didn't vote because they were sick of it.

    So, in another New Zealand first, we re-elected someone who learned from Nixon, got caught, and didn't care.

  11. Re:Both are bad but not comparable. by neonv · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Whether the motive is political or personal does not justify crime. This is suppression of information for the purpose of affecting an election. Nixon was stealing information for the purpose of affecting an election. The difference is minor.

    Journalism based on political gain is propaganda, and all over in the news. It's hard to believe any one news source these days, they're all biased one direction or another. Get your news from as many sources as possible, get the facts, and make an educated assessment. It's the best way to remove the journalists' biases.

  12. Re:She's.. by seepho · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sounds like someone needs to explain to her what the "Insert" key does.

  13. Re:She's.. by neonv · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And as I was typing and working on questions for a Benghazi-related story, the data started wiping kind of at hyperspeed

    I've done that to people before. Remote log in and start keyboard presses like delete as a prank. It may not have been to delete the data so much as to drive them crazy. If she was hacked by specific people to cause problems, that's a very logical tactic.

  14. Its CBS the network that gave us Dan Rather by Crashmarik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Aka Mr. Whats the frequency kevin ?
    Aka Mr. I don't need the documents authenticated I know they are real.
    Aka Mr. Why don't I turn my news network into a complete partisan embarrassment ?

    Seeing as he was de facto running the news network there for quite a bit, it wouldn't surprise me at all if their culture had taken a turn into lala land.

    As to being shocked at the spyware on her computer, i'd suggest "Number one" (seriously ?), I am hardly shocked at anything I see in the way of malware, especially if you let kids use a computer.

    1. Re:Its CBS the network that gave us Dan Rather by porges · · Score: 4, Informative

      "What is the frequency" refers to Rather getting punched by a loon who several years later murdered an NBC stage hand. How this reflects badly on CBS, I don't know.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D...

  15. Re:Both are bad but not comparable. by rolfwind · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What are you talking about? Nixon could only have wet dreams over what the US Government can and does do now.

    The only two extenuating circumstances is that Obama certainly didn't build all this up on his own, nor was the first president to do so, but was in the building for many decades. The second being that the entire government is in on it.

    Nixon is a great big boogie man to hold up, but his crimes pale against modern day government.

    If the government was truly of the people, and concern with the 4th amendment - it would have decades ago ensured secure protocols and encryptions instead of backdoors into everything. But the concentrated shouts of law enforcement and the planners in power is typically louder than the diffused power of the majority. And instead of doing the right thing, it always choosing the lesser of 2 evils at that very moment (and there is always some "crisis), guess what? It still went bad.

    The only point of your post is to act as an apologist. Sure, in the days of Nixon, when the government had its shoes covered in shit, and Nixon ankle deep in it appeared to be the worst guy out there. But now that the government is knee high in it, that point is long moot and gone.

    And I say this all because we already experienced a guy who had the reach in his day somewhat comparable to today. Hoover. That guy had info on everyone and stayed in power so long because of it. I can't even guess at all the behind-the-scenes crimes he committed but since he wasn't a figurehead president and doesn't appear to have a party badge affixed to him, no one brings him up or attack him for shortterm gain.

    Now the NSA is in the same position. And they have way more power to affect elections or politicians than Nixon ever had. Some Senator wants to defund the agency? Slip a brown envelope under her door full of her browsing history with a note saying "No $ Already?" and she'll get the message.

    All it needs is the wrong director.

  16. Re:Both are bad but not comparable. by swb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I just read a book about Watergate and it mostly makes you think Nixon was a rank amateur. Bungled, dirt-digging expeditions that were mostly designed to dig up embassing, low-rent scandals, conducted by second-tier political operatives outside of Nixon's actual control or direction.

    It seems like just an evolution of the usual political chicanery employed up to this day.

    The rest of the Nixon mystique just seems like hysteria. You can't tell me every administration since hasn't had a poitical enemies list or attempted to obfuscate their scandals and errors and suppress leaks. Nixon just happened to be caught in the tide of poltical and social upheavel of his time. It's winner's history.

    Today's political skullduggery seems much scarier given the technology and powers the government has it didn't then, from the Patriot Act, National Security Letters to civil forfeiture.

  17. Re:Both are bad but not comparable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The first article of Impeachment against Nixon was for attempting (but failing) to use the IRS as a weapon against his powerful political enemies. Obama DID use the IRS as a political weapon, but not against the powerful who could fight back but the small and innocent, who only committed the sin of opposing a lightworker. Not plotted, not consipred, all sides admit Lois Lerner DID use the IRS against enemies of the administration, Lerner was a high Party offficial with frequent access to the White House.

  18. She's Also An Anti-Vax Hack by jratcliffe · · Score: 4, Informative

    She's well known for her anti-vax "reporting," so she's got more than a smidge of a credibility deficit.

    http://www.sciencebasedmedicin...

  19. Re:She's.. by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes.
    "And as I was typing and working on questions for a Benghazi-related story, the data started wiping kind of at hyperspeed"

    Not how someone with remote control over a computer would wipe data. Not deleting it in the fucking editor. A quick console deltree "My Documents/Bengazi" while the computer is idle is easier and less obvious to the user.

    She almost certainly held down control and backspace by accident and blamed it on the government. Classic paranoid ideation.

    Later in the same article "It was described to me by the computer experts I consulted with afterwards that that was purely an attempt to let me know that they could do that, that they were watching, that they were in my computer."

    You're right, nobody would break into a computer that way, unless, perhaps, if they were powerfully arrogant, and wanted to make a point.

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  20. Re:She's.. by Yakasha · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes. "And as I was typing and working on questions for a Benghazi-related story, the data started wiping kind of at hyperspeed"

    Not how someone with remote control over a computer would wipe data. Not deleting it in the fucking editor. A quick console deltree "My Documents/Bengazi" while the computer is idle is easier and less obvious to the user.

    She almost certainly held down control and backspace by accident and blamed it on the government. Classic paranoid ideation.

    The other option being: read the story.

    Per her source, the deletion of data while she was using it was a warning. Warnings don't work that well when they're less obvious to the user. (I think Tom Clancy actually invented that move originally).

    Knowing tech, ya, her story sounds like fiction. But then again a few years ago, so did dragnet surveillance, warrant-less/trial-less asset seizures, and drones executing US Citizens without trials With stuff like that, the known illegal spying, secret courts, secret laws, and fighting terrorism for the sake of the children, who could have predicted most of what is going on these days besides the likes of Grisham & Clancy?

  21. Re:She's.. by neilo_1701D · · Score: 2

    "And as I was typing and working on questions for a Benghazi-related story, the data started wiping kind of at hyperspeed"

    Sounds like a scene from the first episode of Torchwood. In fact, the whole story sounds like a failed pilot TV show.

    My favorite quote from the story:

    But the most shocking finding, she says, was the discovery of three classified documents that Number One told her were “buried deep in your operating system. In a place that, unless you’re a some kind of computer whiz specialist, you wouldn’t even know exists.

    "They probably planted them to be able to accuse you of having classified documents if they ever needed to do that at some point,” Number One added.

    Documents magically being deleted at hyperspeed, other documents planted "deep in the operating system"... yeah, right.

  22. If some bad Obama stories were spiked... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

    ...I can't imagine how bad it would have been if not. He's had a lot of bad press recently. When it comes to bad news, some Presidents are Teflon (Reagan), some Presidents are Velcro (Carter). Obama is more on the Velcro side than the Teflon side.

  23. Re:She's.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Even better, she was on a Lenovo Thinkpad, docking station, and lid closed. Known defect, the lid presses the delete key. It took us a while to track this one down where I work. Lots of deleted everything. Why, they even have a BIOS update for this. Apparently that was easier than fixing the manufacturing defect.

  24. Re:She's.. by barc0001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Absolutely. Remember Back Orifice? A roommate's hosebeast of a girlfriend would come over and sit on the spare computer in the living room muttering under her breath and making random sounds while chatting on ICQ (Yeah, that long ago...). I installed BO on it and then would use my laptop to send deletes, backspaces and when I got really bored, send program closes to it until she would get fed up and leave to go smoke on the deck and complain to her bf about the "possessed" computer.

  25. Hokey by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is...

    used commercial, nonattributable spyware thatâ(TM)s proprietary to a government agency

    There are just so many things that are hokey about this story.

    The spyware included programs that Attkisson says monitored her every keystroke and gave the snoops access to all her e-mails and the passwords to her financial accounts.

    Happens all the time to people that open random emails and follow unknown linkys.

    Attkisson says her source â" identified only as âoeNumber One"...

    Good grief. In other news, let's talk about "chemtrails"!

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  26. Re:She's.. by nedlohs · · Score: 2

    Or the delete key stuck down for one of numerous reasons. More than once I've had vi starts beeping like crazy because I've shifted the keyboard and the escape key has wedged under the monitor.

  27. Re:She's.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    i kan reed is a paid DNC shill that posts to /. He doesn't understand any of the actual tech stories and sounds like a complete idiot when he does post to them. However, a political story comes up between 8am and 5pm on Monday through Friday and he will post about 50 times to it citing DNC talking points to the letter. He has been called out numerous times and doesn't even deny it.

  28. Re:She's.. by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because you know via your magic psychic powers that there's nothing interesting to report when the US left men behind to die when an embassy got overrun. It's not even possible someone in the chain of command made a newsworthy mistake, says your magic psychic powers?

    This is why she quit - she was tired of being told they don't run stories that would reflect badly on the wrong people or causes, regardless of facts. This is also why "only old people" watch the broadcast news or read the newspaper for news - it's so blatantly biased these days, why bother?

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  29. Re:She's.. by AdamWill · · Score: 2

    The article continues:

    "It was described to me by the computer experts I consulted with afterwards that that was purely an attempt to let me know that they could do that, that they were watching, that they were in my computer."

    Not saying that interpretation is correct, but it does seem reasonable to point out that she does in fact have a response to your objection.

  30. Re:She's.. by steveha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A quick console deltree "My Documents/Bengazi" while the computer is idle is easier and less obvious to the user.

    From the article, quoting Ms. Attkisson:

    It was described to me by the computer experts I consulted with afterwards that that was purely an attempt to let me know that they could do that, that they were watching, that they were in my computer.

    She's not a computer expert and this part of the story I would want more proof before I buy it. I'd like to know who looked at her computer: what exactly this person's qualifications were and what exactly this person found.

    She said that the malware found on her laptop was commonly used by the government... what was it exactly? Is there any malware in the world that is effective but isn't used by anyone except U.S. government agencies? From the article:

    Attkisson says the source, who's "connected to government three-letter agencies," told her the computer was hacked into by "a sophisticated entity that used commercial, nonattributable spyware that's proprietary to a government agency: either the CIA, FBI, the Defense Intelligence Agency or the National Security Agency."

    Slashdot collectively knows a lot about computers. Has anyone heard of spyware that matches the above description?

    If I were a government spook and I was trying to crack a reporter's computer, I would use an off-the-shelf exploit, not something that pointed straight back at the government. I presume that computer spooks know where the black-hat marketplaces are, and thus where to buy new cracks as they go up for sale.

    As for the classified documents, again I want more evidence. She should have gone to the FBI immediately with those documents if they really were classified. On the one hand that seems like a far-fetched thing, but on the other hand, the current Presidential administration is the first administration ever to prosecute journalists as spies.

    P.S. Ms. Attkisson's first-hand stories about her bosses spiking stories, White House staff yelling at her for not being "reasonable", and all the rest of it are completely plausible to me (and fall within her area of expertise).

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  31. Re:She's.. by lgw · · Score: 2

    Ah, so it sounds like there would be an interesting story there then, although it's a bit late for it to be "news" I guess. I'd sure like to read a non-sensationalized report on where the ball was actually dropped, given how embarrassing the outcome was for the US.

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  32. Re:She's.. by squidflakes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "commercial, nonattributable spyware that's proprietary to a government agency"

    You can't parse that and have it make sense.

    Commercial spyware that's somehow unable to be attributed to a person or organization? That defies the whole point of a commercial software product.

    Commercial yet proprietary to a small group of government agencies? Again, that's not really the definition of commercial.

    I can believe she had some sort of breach on her machine, most likely malware. Hell, I'd even be willing to believe there was some sort of spearphishing attack against her by someone who wanted data off a well-known reporter's computer but the rest of it just reads like a bad movie about the internet.

  33. Re:She's.. by Jack9 · · Score: 2

    > "deep in the operating system"... yeah, right.

    DLLs in the system32 folder (why system32, am I one of 32 people being spied on?!?!) are seen as precisely that by the majority of people. So yeah, probably.

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  34. Re:She's.. by mbkennel · · Score: 2

    | If I were a government spook and I was trying to crack a reporter's computer, I would use an off-the-shelf exploit, not something that pointed straight back at the government. I presume that computer spooks know where the black-hat marketplaces are, and thus where to buy new cracks as they go up for sale.

    They weren't interested in exfiltrating information off her computer.

    If you were a apparatchik and wanted to Send A Message, you'd use whatever you had conveniently available and was ready to use, and not something which could be dismissed as an accidental hack.

    Why did Putin have that defector assassinated in London with polonium of all things? Why not an auto accident or a "robbery"? To make it absolutely clear who did it.

    Note that this malware may be something 'off the shelf' for certain agencies (e.g. FBI/DHS). The government is large and heterogenous, with distinctly different motives and management. The people who really get into the nitty gritty of the black hat malware and know how to use it. (e.g. NSA) could be distinct from the ones who get "weaponized" malware ready to use in a package, "For Official Use Only".

  35. Re:She's.. by khallow · · Score: 2
    While I don't disagree with what you wrote, I think there's other reasons for why things happened.

    Not deleting it in the fucking editor.

    If you're sniffing key strokes, then it's not that much additional effort to insert your own key strokes in. I'd also look at the "computer experts" and "sources" that she consulted as the potential originators of the problem.

    She almost certainly held down control and backspace by accident and blamed it on the government.

    Or a keyboard or software malfunction. It need not be an ID10T problem in order to be innocuous. I think this story would be far less frivolous if we actually were told what spyware was allegedly installed on the computer. Merely saying that experts looked at the computer and found stuff is not terribly relevant.

    All in all, this is a boxing-at-shadows story. There's nothing material here to tell us whether something actually happened or not.

  36. Re:She's.. by tibit · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's really simple. There are commercial products (both hardware and software) that are offered for sale only to government agencies. You literally can't buy them if you don't work for some government entity, or if you don't have a direct and explicit authorization from a government entity. They are nonattributable to any particular government agency, but everyone in the know knows what company makes the product. The fact that you know the manufacturer doesn't make it attributable.

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  37. Re:She's.. by DigiShaman · · Score: 2

    Now to be fair, you did "possess" it.

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