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Can Ello Legally Promise To Remain Ad-Free?

Bennett Haselton writes: Social networking company Ello has converted itself to a Public Benefit Corporation, bound by a charter saying that they will not now, nor in the future, make money by running advertisements or selling user data. Ello had followed these policies from the outset, but skeptics worried that venture capitalist investors might pressure Ello to change those policies, so this binding commitment was meant to assuage those fears. But is the commitment really legally binding and enforceable down the road? Read on for the rest.

In a previous article about Ello, I wrote:

There is, in short, nothing to stop Ello from doing what Facebook does whenever they make a significant change to their Terms of Service: presenting users with a dialog box next time they sign in, saying, "These are the new rules, by checking this box, you are agreeing to abide by the new contract which you're not going to read."

After the story had been filed, I had a second thought and wrote to Ello's PR department, asking:

Why not just make an irrevocable commitment in the TOS, to remain privacy-friendly, or ad-free, or whatever else it is that Ello wants to promise users? Something like, "This is a binding, irrevocable commitment that cannot be modified in future updates to the TOS." That wouldn't make the venture capitalists happy, but it might address some of the concerns of the users.

Coincidentally, just as I was sending that email, Ello was issuing a press release announcing that they had re-chartered as a Public Benefit Corporation (PBC), bound by a charter which is intended, precisely, as an irrevocable commitment not to run ads or sell user data.

However, as user WWJohnBrowningDo pointed out in the previous story's comment threads, the Delaware law defining a "Public Benefit Corporation" states that the charter can be modified, or the PBC status nullified, or the company bought out by another entity not bound by the original charter, with the approval of a 2/3 supermajority of shareholders. (Go here and scroll down about halfway to the section beginning "Notwithstanding any other provisions of this chapter." It's also called out on the site about benefit corporations that is linked in Ello's press release.)

So, my non-lawyer face-value reading of the situation is: Previously, Ello could only change its policy and run ads with the approval of 51% of shareholders, and now 67% is required. That's an improvement but hardly an eternal guarantee. Either way, the majority could be achieved if enough of the original founders and shareholders give in to temptation, or if the exit-hungry venture capitalists get enough seats on the board to outvote them. (I ran this past a few Internet privacy lawyers to ask if there was any more nuance to it than this -- in particular, whether a company could make a "binding promise" in their PBC character, then toss it out with a 2/3 supermajority vote and get away with it. They said they had no idea.)

So, even if a PBC charter is not an irrevocable promise to remain ad-free, perhaps we can give them credit for trying to make such a promise, to the maximum extent legally possible. Or did they? This is just off the top of my head, but: What if they had said, "To each user signing up, we promise that if we ever start running ads or selling user-specific data or otherwise violating this charter, we will pay $1,000 to each affected user."

Now that's no longer merely a "charter" but is now an actual obligation to an outside party. And a contractual obligation to an outside party cannot be nullified by a 2/3 majority or even a 100% majority of shareholders. (Imagine: "All shareholders in favor of canceling our agreement to pay back the money we borrowed from FooBarBank, raise your hands.") On the other hand, this depends on whether a court would find the contract to be enforceable.

Regardless, even if Ello never voted to rescind their charter, another potential loophole is that the charter contains no formal definition of what constitutes "charging for advertising". Ello's stated business model is to offer optional special features that users can pay to use. But conceivably they could add paid features which essentially amount to the ability to advertise to other users, such as the ability to send mass messages to thousands of recipients. (I doubt Ello would do anything as crass as to let you spam thousands of random strangers. However, in most social networking sites such as Facebook, you cannot even mass-message thousands of people who are in your Facebook friends list. That's the kind of feature that some Facebook users, and some Ello users, would presumably be willing to pay for.) Or Ello could charge extra to have a special "badge" appear next to your name, or your company name, in search results. Or, like CouchSurfing.org, they could offer to "verify" your identity by charging $25 to a credit card in your name. And if the paid features really do remain Ello's sole source of revenue, then their developers may find themselves under subtle pressure to degrade the experience for regular non-paying users, while offering increasingly attractive perks to the paid ones.

Aral Balkan, one critic of Ello's venture-capital cash infusion, told me pointedly: "Their original statement smacked of misdirection. 'Look, we just got over $5M in additional venture capital but don't worry about that because...' I still don't trust them, sorry. They're closed source, centralized, (currently at least) free to use, and they've just taken an order of magnitude more VC after the influx of users they experienced. It sounds like typical Silicon Valley fare to me. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck..."

I don't think it's a matter of "trust" -- I have no reason to doubt that the founders behind Ello are good people -- but when you dangle millions of dollars in front of someone, they can find rationalizations and loopholes that are consistent with their vision of themselves as a good person. And of course since hosting the Ello platform will cost money, if they don't make enough of it back from selling paid features, they will eventually make the kind of passive-aggressive announcement that is issued routinely by formerly free or ad-free services: "Look, we either have to start raising money somehow, or the service has to be shut down completely." And then regardless of how most people respond, they can say after a few days, "We have received an outpouring of support from users who said they would be willing to view ads as long as it keeps the service alive" (without saying what percentage of all user responses expressed this sentiment). Then the ads go up (I'm calling it thirty-six months in advance: some pundits will grandiosely refer to this as "destroying Ello in order to save it"), and then we're back to Facebook all over again.

153 comments

  1. Bennett "Opinions" Hassleton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Man, this guy sure does have a lot to say about a lot of things, and for some reason is allowed to use Slashdot as his personal blog.

    1. Re:Bennett "Opinions" Hassleton by i+kan+reed · · Score: 0, Troll

      I've got opinions too. Like that your opinions about people sharing their opinions are dull.

    2. Re:Bennett "Opinions" Hassleton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How dull.

    3. Re:Bennett "Opinions" Hassleton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want more Hugh Pickens dot com!!!

    4. Re:Bennett "Opinions" Hassleton by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Christ, Buddha and him with all the arms! It's enough to make you wish for the resurrection of Roland Piquepaille.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    5. Re:Bennett "Opinions" Hassleton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've got opinions too. Like that your opinions about people sharing their opinions are dull.

      Your opinion is wrong.

      How can an opinion be wrong?

      Because it assumes that I have a problem with everyone sharing their opinion, when in reality, I only have a problem with Mr Why-Use-One-Word-When-You-Can-Use-One-Million Hassleton sharing an opinion.

    6. Re:Bennett "Opinions" Hassleton by dysmal · · Score: 1

      If opinions are like ass holes and everyone's got one, Bennett must have a goatse size ass hole with all of his opinions!

    7. Re:Bennett "Opinions" Hassleton by dnebin · · Score: 0

      Because people like you post comments after his oral diarrhea and therefore slashdot has no reason to stop accepting his shit. After all, dice wants eyeballs and you posting to his blog like this means they have eyeballs.

      The only way to stop this crap is to boycott bennett postings.

    8. Re:Bennett "Opinions" Hassleton by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      I've got opinions too. Like that your opinions about people sharing their opinions are dull.

      You're saying what we're all thinking when we read your opinions.

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    9. Re:Bennett "Opinions" Hassleton by i+kan+reed · · Score: 0

      This cycle can go on forever, Mr. Mayor of borington.

    10. Re:Bennett "Opinions" Hassleton by markass530 · · Score: 1

      his favorite topic is of course, himself

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...

    11. Re:Bennett "Opinions" Hassleton by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      This cycle can go on forever

      It's certainly possible in theory.

      However it's been empirically proven that Bennet Haselton's articles actually do.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    12. Re:Bennett "Opinions" Hassleton by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be more like a colander?

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    13. Re:Bennett "Opinions" Hassleton by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1

      Whatever it is, it's really stinking up the place.

  2. what the ... by juanfgs · · Score: 1

    what the fuck is Ello? And why this is news?

    1. Re: what the ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Ello should change their name to 'Oodbye because for all intents and purposes that's where they will be going anyway.

    2. Re:what the ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ello is a social media site with 30% of Facebook's users (who still use Facebook)

      It's nowhere close to having 30% of Facebook's users. I bet less than 1% of Facebook users have even heard of Ello.

    3. Re:what the ... by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      Ello does not discuss user signup numbers. Even the most optimistic estimates are nowhere in the ballpark of Facebook.

    4. Re: what the ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah bro, they wont let anyone sign up, so everyone will want to sign up even more. Worked great for Google+!

    5. Re: what the ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No that's what didn't work for Google Wave. Google+ was the opposite, practically forcing all users even if one person has > 1 account, topping it off with a shitty (and quite shocking from them) real name policy... and then blatantly boasting "growth" from said forced "user base"

    6. Re:what the ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they won't discuss signup numbers, why should they be trusted?

  3. Shut up Bennet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    please ?

    1. Re:Shut up Bennet by dnebin · · Score: 0

      Because people like you post comments after his oral diarrhea, slashdot has no reason to stop accepting his shit. After all, dice wants eyeballs and you posting to his blog like this means they have eyeballs.

      The only way to stop this crap is to boycott bennett postings.

    2. Re:Shut up Bennet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (same AC)

      I have adblock+, noscript and ghostery. After so many years, I have never seen an ad on /. and somehow I doubt Dice has ever earned a cent out of my browsing ;-)

      I just thought I might as well use this post to show pure disagreement (even though I've just admitted that my financial leverage on Dice is absolute zero).

  4. opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    finally I can make an opinion about something again.

  5. Dear Bennett Haselton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Shut the fuck up.

    Sincerely,
    Everyone in the Known Universe

    1. Re:Dear Bennett Haselton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know I'm part of the problem, but I click on Bennett Haselton stories every time just to read the vitriol. I don't care about the subject matter at all, so I just scroll down to where literally more than half the comments are like the parent's. Hilarious.

    2. Re:Dear Bennett Haselton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the page view sucker!

  6. Stew on this. by Electrawn · · Score: 0

    Microsoft could infiltrate the FSF and issue a GPL 4. All those GPL "OR ANY LATER VERSION" are at the whim of the FSF being a benevolent organization in the future.

    Conspiracies are hard to pull off.

    1. Re:Stew on this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell would license their software in such a way as to always fall under whatever the hell the current version of the GPL is?

  7. BH is full of BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Where did this joker get his law degree from?

    1. Re:BH is full of BS by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      DeVry, like 99% of the people here.

      Did you see the one where he advised telling cops everything? Pure gold.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  8. Bennett Haselton's blog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would anyone be interested in his navel gazing blog posts?

    1. Re:Bennett Haselton's blog by dnebin · · Score: 1

      Because people like you post comments after his oral diarrhea, slashdot no reason to stop accepting his shitty blog. After all, dice wants eyeballs and you posting to his blog like this means they have eyeballs.

      The only way to stop this crap is to boycott bennett postings.

  9. Social by MouseR · · Score: 1

    A social network is only social if it lets people in.

  10. Thank you sir may I have another? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yay! Bennett's back!

  11. Force a *free* service to do something? by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
    Yeah, sorry, Bennett, but there's no way that someone can be bound to a promise when they're not getting anything in exchange. Contracts require consideration or an exchange of obligations... If Ello isn't getting anything in return - subscription fees, payments, etc. - then how can they be legally required to fulfill a promise? And if the users aren't giving up anything, what are our damages when they breach that promise? Our hurt feels? Our increased skepticism and distrust for organizations in the future?

    Now, the one thing you note is that Ello could charge extra for special features... Privacy obligations could be tied into those features, where they have a penalty if they breach. But in a system in which users pay specially so that they remain anonymous, isn't it implied that non-paying users have their demographic information sold? In which case, isn't Ello doing exactly what Ello said they wouldn't?

    Basically, all of this navel-gazing is stupid. If you want to avoid ads, don't use free services that have ads. Or, if you're going to use free services, accept that the service provider has to make back their costs somewhere, and your eyeballs are a valuable asset.

    1. Re:Force a *free* service to do something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sorry, what they're getting in return is a larger user base - the people drawn by that very promise.

      Of course, just as Ello can't be forced to keep it's promise, there's absolutely nothing that will keep users from leaving the instant Ello breaks their word. And since Ello plans on making money otherwise by withholding various options and services, people will quickly abandon them when they're not getting #1 service - and still being spied/sold out on top of that.

      Can Ello be brought to court? No, probably not. I'm sure someone will try anyway. And they might get to at least see the inside of a court room which will mean Ello will be paying profits to a lawyer, as the user can likely establish some form of damages based on "false promises" (False advertising.) Being lured away from a competitor by the promise/advertisements only to be stuck with a second rate service that doesn't even offer what it promised is worthy of at least consideration in a court room.

      But in the end, if they break their promise, it just means they'll quickly fade back into obscurity and lose it all. All for the desire for a few more bucks. Sad really. :P

    2. Re:Force a *free* service to do something? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      There's still problems there, because the information lingers.

      If a website offers certain services, it's free to offer things under certain terms, and I'm free to use them or not. No problems there. However, I may be providing the website with personal information I don't want to become public. If the site changes ToS and uses the personal information in ways it had promised it wouldn't, I have no legal way (in the US, anyway) of removing that information.

      Presumably, Ello wants to make a strong privacy guarantee in order to attract people, and some people will be attracted, so the question is how they can make it a guarantee. The founders may be people of outstanding integrity, but there's ways they can lose control of the business and its assets (bankruptcy comes to mind), and I don't know what would bind the receivers.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  12. Yes it can by nimbius · · Score: 2

    First: Can someone get Bennet a fucking livejournal. Jesus Christ.

    Second: yes. yes it can. By becoming a B corporation it can make ad-free high security social networking its mandate, but should it run aground of shareholders and explicitly the legal definition of a corporation (that it continue to provide increasing profits yearly) it can become a co-operative where the users become the owners. In business this is called a poison pill and is often coded into the sale, merger, or buyout in such a way that it cannot be avoided. If there were a takeover, this option would kick in and as owners, the users could decide they simply dont want ads anymore. as a majority minority stakeholder, the users would crush the board.
    another option is to open-source everything. Not just BSD, but GPLv3 or Affero. GPL codes forkability is a land mine that no corporation wants to step on. Ello will have to provide continually excellent service and listen to its customers, or forks of the project will begin to take root (mysql, dokeos, foswiki for examples) and bury the host company.

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    Good people go to bed earlier.
    1. Re:Yes it can by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      the legal definition of a corporation (that it continue to provide increasing profits yearly)

      That isn't the legal definition of a corporation (and good thing too, since most corporations don't continue to provide increasing profits yearly).

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  13. Nope. the likelihood of them remaining ad free is about the same as not seeing any more Bennett Haselton navel gazing posts about solutions to first world problems.

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    Time to offend someone
  14. Money works for me by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    A contractual obligation to pay $1,000 would be about as close to a real 100% permanent guarantee as I can conceive.

    Of course, we really should throw in an "adjusted for inflation"

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    excitingthingstodo.blogspot.com
    1. Re: Money works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But would that survive bankruptcy?

    2. Re:Money works for me by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Someone with an actual clue about law already posted that the answer is "no".

      http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    3. Re:Money works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trivially gotten around. Simply change the TOS.

    4. Re: Money works for me by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      No.

      A bankruptcy judge has wide powers reduce or cancel liabilities ($1,000) and sell assets (private information.) IIRC during the dot com bust consumers where trying to claw back their personal information while creditors wanted to sell it to the highest bidder. The creditors won. Now, IANAL and this is old, so take it for what it is worth.

  15. One of the sillier questions put forth here by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    Of course nothing is binding. Not even a prenup.

    --
    “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
  16. Can Slashdot promise to remain Bennet free? by enjar · · Score: 4, Informative

    Read on for the rest ....

    We Can Only Hope

    1. Re:Can Slashdot promise to remain Bennet free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aw, you should have hid the answer in a link that led to a 404 page.

  17. No by mbone · · Score: 1

    They can always go bankrupt and come back under the same name.

    IANAL and all that, and the fool that has himself as a client is nothing compared to the fool who takes legal advice from Slashdot.

  18. For the "TL;DR" ... by khasim · · Score: 1

    Yes, they can legally promise that (it is not illegal to say that they promise that).

    No, their service is not legally bound by that promise forever. There are many instances and eventualities that could change it. And probably will if they get sufficient market share.

  19. How do you quantify the damages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, so they break the contract they made with you. Then what?

    You're entitled to your money back: $0.00
    If you have a good lawyer, you'll also get the money they made selling your data: $1.50
    If you have a really good lawyer, you'll get treble damages. $4.50

    If all this happens because they go bankrupt, you still get $0.00

    Have fun with that.

    1. Re:How do you quantify the damages? by Dredd13 · · Score: 1

      You own the copyright to any content you create.

      If they distribute your content in violation of their agreements surrounding that, it's a technical violation of the DMCA, which has -- as we all know -- statutory penalties for such violations.

    2. Re: How do you quantify the damages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can only get statutory damages if you registered your copyright, otherwise it's limited to actual provable damages.

    3. Re:How do you quantify the damages? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I own the copyright to anything I create. However, a site that publicizes what I create (Twitter, say), will have some sort of license assignment that allows them to use those works in some form or other. Moreover, raw data is not copyrightable. My date of birth isn't, for example, although if I express it in haiku format (including a reference to the extremely low temperatures on that day to make a nature reference) that haiku is copyrighted.

      I also believe you're talking about copyright penalties, not DMCA penalties, and in order to claim anything but actual damages (which I have to prove) I have to have registered the copyright of my work. I don't register the copyright of every Facebook or Slashdot post, or any haiku I post on Twitter*. It would get expensive.

      Copyright is the wrong tool here.

      *I only post haiku to Twitter, personally, although I will confess to getting a syllable count wrong.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    4. Re:How do you quantify the damages? by Dredd13 · · Score: 1

      But we're talking about a scenario where they use your content (pictures, posts, etc.) outside of the terms of license with which you licensed it to them (ad free, etc.)

      At that point, they're distributing your copyrighted material without a license to do so. There is no requirement (that I can find, statutorily) to have registered the copyright. The copyright must simply be "valid" to be enforceable (which it is). 17 USC 504 is the relevant statute, and it makes no mention of a registration requirement.

      You have the option of going for actual damages (generally, if you can prove that they are more than statutory damages), or you can elect to pursue statutory damages of between $750 and $30,000. If you show that they did so willfully, the upper bound becomes $150,000.

    5. Re:How do you quantify the damages? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I appear to have been wrong about statutory damages. Still, it would be a real pain to file in court, and this would only protect creative works, not base data.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    6. Re:How do you quantify the damages? by Dredd13 · · Score: 1

      It'd be a pain, but the reality is that even if only a subset of people were to do it, it could get *really* cost-prohibitive for them to violate the license. :-)

  20. Don't have to Sell by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

    If they are bought by an advertiser, they don't have sell the information to someone to use it themselves.

  21. What's the Business Plan? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ad-free, no analytics for sale, free-as-in-beer proprietary centralized social network, eh?

    Who is paying for hardware, software, rent, and electricity, investors? When do they get a return? Yeah, yeah, B-corp - where does the money come from?

    Is this a serious venture or a spoof by Facebook to show people that thermodynamics cannot be ignored? Or the Tonika/Disapora* crowd trying to show the value of a distributed system?

    I'm assuming this is addressed somewhere and just happened to be skipped by the press coverage I've seen.

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    My God, it's Full of Source!
    OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    1. Re:What's the Business Plan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it was addressed. The money comes from paid features. It is a Bennett Haselton blog post, so I wouldnt hold it against you for not reading it.

    2. Re:What's the Business Plan? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      ... submit spaz.

      I've seen the "by choosing to buy a feature now and then for a very small amount of money you support our work" claim, but I mean an actual business plan that doesn't depend on occasional contributions - have they ever seen a Facebook data center? The $5M VC money must have some basis, but the "occasional donations" claim does not appear to be it. FB makes money by selling a metric library-of-congress of ads but is largely funded by its public stock, which Ello does not have in play.

      Maybe the $5M was somebody's play money, just in case something magical happened by accident?

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      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    3. Re:What's the Business Plan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Business plan is:

      1. Let Bennett spew verbal diarrhea to the front page.
      2. ???
      3. Profit.

  22. Seriously? This again? by pla · · Score: 1

    Can we get over this, please?

    The fact that a supermajority vote can potentially allow Ello to someday run ads still leaves Ello 167% less obnoxious than Facebook.

    Seriously, this reminds me of the 2004 election again, where a draft dodger managed to successfully demonize the war record of an actual veteran. WTF, seriously - Does The Zuck write copy for Slashdot now?

  23. Can Ello Legally Promise To Remain Ad-Free? by danknight48 · · Score: 1

    Can Ello Legally Promise To Remain Ad-Free?

    Clearly this is just an attempt to get the userbase up. If completed, and data centres are required, these "promises" will soon disappear.

    1. Re:Can Ello Legally Promise To Remain Ad-Free? by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Bennet should learn how to program and then add some value to the world, instead of giving opinions and hoping someone else will.

      He actually can program, but the circumstances of his departure from Microsoft are still rather mysterious to me. Sorry Bennett, "Term. type: Voluntary" and "Term reason: Resignation" don't tell the whole story, especially when you haven't been any more forthcoming on the subject.

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  24. Congratulations, Bennett by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You've read and regurgitated many of the points which were made in the article about this last week, and which were made by many of us.

    I'm awfully glad we have you to read through the discussions and save ourselves from doing it.

    Seriously, since when do we have someone whose job it is to read and summarize discussions? Are you getting paid for this shit?

    If I can exclude timothy, then why the hell can't I exclude "stories" from Bennett? Because, really ... he adds nothing of value here.

    We've become the fscking Bennet Haselton show lately, and it's pathetic and means the "editors" are even more lazy and useless than before.

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    1. Re:Congratulations, Bennett by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they're allowing him to barf out blog posts like this to make us HAPPY about the "exclude" feature which will of course only be available in /. Beta

    2. Re:Congratulations, Bennett by digitalPhant0m · · Score: 1

      After this gem I learned to > /dev/null anything authored by him

    3. Re:Congratulations, Bennett by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you didn't.

    4. Re:Congratulations, Bennett by canadiannomad · · Score: 1

      My question is why he can't get his own account to post from? Then maybe it would be easier for them to allow us to exclude him? Or maybe "exclude by tag" and then tag it with his name... No luck in /. land.

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      Hmm, the humour and sarcasm seem to have been be lost on you.
    5. Re:Congratulations, Bennett by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Seriously, since when do we have someone whose job it is to read and summarize discussions? Are you getting paid for this shit?

      Have you ever thought that we might all be figments of Bennet's imagination? That he's actually having the discussion with himself. We might be characters in his novel, or automata running in simulated Haseltonian space.

      I am now going to lie down and listen to at least one Tangerine Dream album.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  25. Bennett Haselton by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bennett Haselton writes... and writes... and writes some more.

    What he writes may be insightful, I wouldn't know. His essays are so long winded that as soon as I see the unending diatribe my eyes skew into the bedazzled glare of a Japanese kid sent into a Pokemon educed epileptic shock. If I'm lucky, my wife will come along and slip some medication under my tong while carefully prying the crushed mouse from my iron grip.

    1. Re:Bennett Haselton by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      What he writes may be insightful, I wouldn't know.

      The idiotic title is a good indication of his general level of insight.

    2. Re:Bennett Haselton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you need medicine under your tongs?

  26. second shut the fuck up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who fucking cares what ello is. Don't use social networking, its lame.

    Business model is:
    -sell users data, al a google, facebook, etc.
    -give lend the user data to a 3rd party.
    -build up users and "dont be evil" then sell and change all that.
    -sell ads
    -give ads away free, but donate to a certian amount.

    either way, all your data is theirs and you will see ads.

  27. A suggestion... by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can you make Bennett Haselton an editor, so that everyone that doesn't care about his articles can simply exclude them? He's becoming the new Jon Katz -- and Katz was the reason why we eventually got the "exclude by posting editor" feature in the first place.

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    1. Re:A suggestion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      somebody to write bennett a I-use-my-commodore64-for-watching-porn mail.

  28. Bennetts Blog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AKA slashdot, what a joke

    1. Re:Bennetts Blog by dnebin · · Score: 1

      Because people like you post comments after his oral diarrhea, slashdot will continue accepting his shit. After all, dice wants eyeballs and you posting to his blog like this means they have eyeballs.

      The only way to stop this crap is to boycott bennett postings.

    2. Re:Bennetts Blog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone tells you to bend over and pull down your pants, would you think "Well maybe if i just bend over and pull down my pants and not fight back I wont get something going up something that's supposed to be exit only"???

  29. Contract issue by LessThanObvious · · Score: 1

    As I understand it a contract is only valid if there is some form of consideration paid and a there is a defined length of the contract. So unless Ello users pay a fee in exchange for the contract guarantee there is no consideration and it would not be an enforceable contract. If the user paid $10 and had an actual contract that stated the ToS for the life of the account then that could be worth something.

    1. Re:Contract issue by Dredd13 · · Score: 1

      Ello's consideration is the content you're allowing them to reproduce.

      The user's consideration is the site they're allowing you to use.

      Not all consideration is cash.

    2. Re:Contract issue by LessThanObvious · · Score: 1

      I read the ToS and I agree that could be considered to fulfill the consideration aspect though it isn't really worded as quid pro quo. The consideration terms would be shredded in court. It also lacks so far as I can see, a contract duration which is a required element of a contract. They say they have the right to reproduce your content indefinitely as it may be shared with others outside their control, but I don't think it has enough there to meet the standards of a contract. It's fine in my mind, a promise is good enough. If they sell the company or change their terms later the user can just choose to leave and go elsewhere. They at least claim to make a reasonable effort to delete your content on account termination.

    3. Re:Contract issue by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1

      There are substitutes for consideration. The magic words used to hand wave away a need for traditional consideration are "promissory estoppel" or "detrimental reliance".

      I think a bigger problem for the $1000 trick would be that a court might see that as effectively a liquidated damages clause, and find it invalid because it was not chosen as a rough approximation of the actual damages likely to befall the user if Ello started running ads.

  30. Does Bennett have a day job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does he have time to write all this garbage?

    1. Re:Does Bennett have a day job? by dnebin · · Score: 1

      Because people like you post comments after his oral diarrhea, slashdot will continue accepting his shit and this becomes his day job. After all, dice wants eyeballs and you posting to his blog like this means they have eyeballs.

      The only way to stop this crap is to boycott bennett postings.

  31. FUCKING GOD DAMN BENNETT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Filter error: You can type more than that for your comment.

  32. ello is the new BitCoin by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    there were two stories on ello last week, one this week...

    I think it's news because most of us have abandoned Facebook, but aren't living socially on Google+, so there's VC money being tossed around like popcorn to try to create the next safe haven where early tech adopters like us will congregate. (And yet, somehow, we're still here on Slashdot...despite BH.)

    1. Re:ello is the new BitCoin by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

      Facebook still has almost a billion active users. Pretty good numbers for an "abandoned" social media site.

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    2. Re: ello is the new BitCoin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And half a billion of those "active users" are owned by a few developers I know in India.

  33. A Good Idea! by MagickalMyst · · Score: 1

    My curiousity peaks when I hear 'ad-free'. And.. something other than Facebook - anything, really, is a really, really, good idea.

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  34. Re:Thank god by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    BE NETT!
    BE NETT!

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  35. ToS Language Is The Secret Sauce That Is Missing by Dredd13 · · Score: 1

    It seems that it shouldn't be hard for a lawyer to craft up a change to the ToS for the site that:

    - Grants Ello the right to use/reproduce user content (a normal everyday part of ToS), BUT
    that right does not survive a change to either the corporate charter or the ToS without being positively re-affirmed by the end user.

    In other words, Ello can use/reproduce your posts, like they need to.

    - If they change the charter, users need to re-affirm "yes, you can continue to use my existing content"
    - If they change the ToS to remove that language going forward, users need to re-affirm "yes, you can continue to use my existing content"

    Combine that with some language about "no change to ToS or corporate charter can be binding without a 90 day review period for users", and you've got something with some teeth.

  36. MOD PARENT DOWN OFFTOPIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Please do not feed teh Bennett.

  37. The only way to do it... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    The only way that you can make this sort of a promise is if you give up control. For example, in your Terms of Service, you can't have any clause, sadly standard now, that says you can change the terms at any time. You can't have wiggle room in your ToS to allow for either changing the service itself, or just changing the terms. Just think about how rare this is for an "online service," the vast majority are rules by fiat -- you agree to what changeable rules are given to you, or you don't use the service at all.

    It's like assigning your code the GPL license and giving ownership to the FSF. It closes down the possibility that you -could- close source the code after the fact. Now a server is a different kettle of fish -- it requires uptime, maintenance, bandwidth, while an open-source project could live forever floating around from maintainer to maintainer. So while Ello -could- remain ad-free, they could also just go bankrupt and shut everything down, leaving all contacts stranded and having to use other services to reconnect.

    1. Re:The only way to do it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, in your Terms of Service, you can't have any clause, sadly standard now, that says you can change the terms at any time. You can't have wiggle room in your ToS to allow for either changing the service itself, or just changing the terms.

      That's meaningless. There's no way the lack of such a clause would survive a lawsuit. Consider: you have TOS up on your site without said clause. Reality interposes and forces a change to your TOS. You change the TOS, prompt each user about the change upon visiting the site. Now each user can decide if they wish to continue under the new terms. Perfectly kosher from a legal standpoint.

  38. what the ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ello is a social media site with 30% of Facebook's users (who still use Facebook) and zero useful features.

    It is sort of like an investment ghost town where people bought a bunch of houses based on a promise but never moved in because there is no infrastructure hooked up.

  39. TL;DR by arielCo · · Score: 1

    [Ello's] charter can be modified, or the PBC status nullified, or the company bought out by another entity not bound by the original charter, with the approval of a 2/3 supermajority of shareholders.

    What if they had said, "To each user signing up, we promise that if we ever start running ads or selling user-specific data or otherwise violating this charter, we will pay $1,000 to each affected user." Now that's no longer merely a "charter" but is now an actual obligation to an outside party.

    [...] another potential loophole is that the charter contains no formal definition of what constitutes "charging for advertising" [...] conceivably they could add paid features which essentially amount to the ability to advertise to other users.

    (That was easy)

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  40. Not a DeVry JD. by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Informative

    What if they had said, "To each user signing up, we promise that if we ever start running ads or selling user-specific data or otherwise violating this charter, we will pay $1,000 to each affected user."

    I know this one!

    Carlill v Carbolic Smoke Ball Company [1892]

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  41. Schedule Events! by Scottingham · · Score: 1

    Once you can schedule events in a workable manner, I would quickly jump ship from FB. The fact that G+, Diaspora, and now Ello didn't have this feature on launch is why I think they all failed.

  42. Bennett Haselton is the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why the fuck do his rambling get published? he is an idiot.

    slashdot = stagnated

    1. Re:Bennett Haselton is the worst by dnebin · · Score: 0

      Because people like you post comments after his oral diarrhea and therefore they have no reason to stop accepting his shit. After all, dice wants eyeballs and you posting to his blog like this means they have eyeballs.

      The only way to stop this crap is to boycott bennett postings.

  43. Re:ToS Language Is The Secret Sauce That Is Missin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only sauce I know of is apparently that coming from Bennett Haselton's penis into the mouth of our dear DiceDot audience leaders. One mouth per post

  44. No, but who cares? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    If they decide to add advertising down the road and you don't like that, you could, I guess, STOP USING THE FUCKING SITE.

    1. Re:No, but who cares? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      >> STOP USING THE FUCKING SITE

      The reason so much VC money flows into social media is that you're far less likely to stop using anything if all your friends are using it: if you stop using the site you could be left out of real-life social interactions.

  45. Hey Bennett ... touch my penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You useless twat.

    1. Re:Hey Bennett ... touch my penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a twat touching a penis isn't useless, now is it?

    2. Re:Hey Bennett ... touch my penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmmm

  46. Let off some steam, Bennett by Strange+Quark+Star · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... elsewhere.

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    1. Re:Let off some steam, Bennett by muffbagmuffbagmuffba · · Score: 1

      Best Schwarzenegger reference ever!

  47. Can Ello Legally Promise To Remain Ad-Free? by phantomfive · · Score: 2

    This legal opinion written by a lawyer.

    Oh no, it's actually not. Bennet should learn how to program and then add some value to the world, instead of giving opinions and hoping someone else will.

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  48. Re:Thank god by sexconker · · Score: 1, Funny

    This greasemonkey script will hide any bennet haselton shit from the main page and the "older" pages (http://slashdot.org/?page=1).
    http://pastebin.com/Dr4VkXFU

    It just shits through the DOM looking first for the article list wrapper (firehose) then shits through its immediate children looking for article tags, shits through the articles looking for the nested divs that contain the content, then matches content (both the flat node and innerhtml, just in case) for "bennet" or "haselton" (as whole words). If found, it hides the article.

    Remember to redirect beta to the real site.

  49. Bennett, you're a fucking moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The whole point of converting to a PBC is to place the fiduciary duty to your investors behind your duty to provide a public benefit.

  50. Re:Seriously? This again? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    The fact that a supermajority vote can potentially allow Ello to someday run ads still leaves Ello 167% less obnoxious than Facebook.

    Sure, it's less obnoxious than Facebook. But, really, what isn't?

    But, as many of us pointed out the other day ... this promise from Ello is essentially worthless, and therefore not really something you can put any stock in.

    It's a vague, empty promise, which isn't legally binding on anybody in any real sense.

    So, it's worth about as much as saying "I promise I won't c*m in your mouth".

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  51. Re:Thank god by sexconker · · Score: 1, Informative

    Oh, it's "bennett" not "bennet". Script works as-is, but may block legitimate "bennet"s.

  52. Your info is an asset in Bankruptcy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've been warned.

  53. Let's hope this is a trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would really like, and so, likely would many, many others, see Websites, both business and personal, free of ads. Bandwidth for sites is basically free, as most Web hosting companies give unlimited bandwidth now, so that's no longer really a cost factor. Ads are a bad business model and what with more and more people, myself included, blocking them (malware vector), their shelf life is limited. I tell everyone I know and that will listen about AdBlock Plus, Disconnect, and host files.

    1. Re:Let's hope this is a trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > as most Web hosting companies give unlimited bandwidth now, so that's no longer really a cost factor.

      ello at the scale of facebook gonna on a bluehost shared hosting plan what? unlimited means fair use on a crowded server with cpanel. do you want to move bits at the scale of a even a chunk of facebook user base will require racks...

  54. Promoted Tweets by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    I doubt Ello would do anything as crass as to let you spam thousands of random strangers. However, in most social networking sites such as Facebook, you cannot even mass-message thousands of people who are in your Facebook friends list. That's the kind of feature that some Facebook users, and some Ello users, would presumably be willing to pay for.

    On Twitter, this "feature" is known as a Promoted Tweet. You pay Twitter some money and they put your tweet at the top of a bunch of people's feeds regardless of whether this person follows you or not. I've seen promoted tweets appear in my stream for entities whose philosophies I completely disagree with but they appear there because they paid Twitter money. This might be a way that Ello could get by the "no advertising" rule - just redefine what is an "ad." i.e. "We're never going to show banner ads. This is just a message for a product/service/company that we were paid to put at the top of everyone's feeds. That's COMPLETELY different than showing you an ad!"

    (I actually signed up for Ello but only to reserve my commonly used pseudonym. Since my sign-up, I haven't used it at all.)

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  55. GPLv3 was much like that - a lot of people dislike by raymorris · · Score: 2

    > All those GPL "OR ANY LATER VERSION" are at the whim of the FSF being a benevolent organization in the future.

    There are quite a lot of people, myself included, who released software while GPLv2 was current and feel that FSF went a little bit evil with v3. Even to the extent that I agree with Stallman regarding bad patents, I don't think it's right to retroactively pull that into a copyright license. To me, that's precisely the same as if he'd added "you lose your license if you vote Democrat". Democrats may or may not be a bad thing, but Stallman doesn't have a moral right to impose his views regarding political affiliation upon my software.

    I chose the license because I agreed with what it was - the position it took regarding copyright and secrecy. I allowed for "any later version" to allow for _revisions_, adjustments, to the wording. I didn't do that to allow Stallman and friends to attach their unrelated personal preferences to my work.

  56. But where do they stand on ice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does their TOS say about the line for ice? And can it be shortened? Will they step up and promise to always have short lines for ice? Can anyone really make such a promise? Oh, why won't someone think about the ice for once!!!

  57. Benefit corp? 501(c)(3) is the way by kasper_souren · · Score: 1

    Thanks for referring to CouchSurfing. For many years the people in charge of CouchSurfing pretended the project could never be sold out [0]. And that's exactly what happened. It became a B corporation, but actually a C corporation. A Benefit corporation means a little bit more than the B corporation label, but the website Ello is linking to is actually also ran by the same B Labs that gives out "B corporation". I'm sure there's lots of confusion about the whole B/Benefit thing but if Ello really wanted to be for the public good they would have become a 501(c)(3) with an "irrevocably dedicated to charity" clause in their by-laws. [0] http://wiki.csexport.org/en/No...

  58. I pray every day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Bennett will be struck by lightning...

  59. Good Timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In having recently read the above story on Confident Idiots [http://science.slashdot.org/story/14/10/28/204240/we-are-all-confident-idiots], I think its safe to say that Bennett qualifies...

  60. No by Reason58 · · Score: 1

    Why can't I block posts by Bennett?

  61. Herpa derp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next week on Bennett's blog^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Slashdot!

  62. Re:Seriously? This again? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Sure, it's less obnoxious than Facebook. But, really, what isn't?

    [shifty look]

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  63. business modal is sound by johncandale · · Score: 1
    The whole premise of the question is silly. Any corp could change to any other type of corp with enough work over time. This isn't hard physics. It's human fictional law creations. Easy way is to sell/spin of the ello part to a normal for profit keeping a foundation. Or as the post said, vote to change charters

    Anyways I think their business modal is sound. I would gladly give facebook 20 dollars a year for some extra features. This whole "everything should be free even if it takes servers and people to run" is silly.

  64. Re:Thank god by Geeky · · Score: 1

    And is it "sift"... if so, best typo ever :)

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  65. Shit, I'm getting old by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    They're going to make it up on volume. It's been long enough.

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  66. "Never ever" is legally possible - not even hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some services retain the right to "change the deal anytime in the future." It is of course possible to go the other way, as in "we WON'T change this EVER." To be legally binding, put it in a contract. Sign a contract with the users/customers, and it can't be changed. Not by owners/investors anyway. Well, they can go bankrupt and whoever takes over can then choose to keep providing the service under new rules. But then it will be a different company.

  67. It just keeps getting better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read on for the rest. He's quoting himself now. He has a wiki page that mostly cites articles he's written.

  68. a better question: by slashdice · · Score: 1

    Can soylent news legally promise to remain Bennett Haselton free? Yeah, I think they can.

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  69. Re:Thank god by sexconker · · Score: 1

    Not a typo. Check the variable names in the script.

  70. Re:Thank god by penguinoid · · Score: 1

    I too wish for his insight into everything. It would be especially appreciated in this story about the Dunning-Kruger effect.

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  71. It's op-ed. Deal. by tepples · · Score: 1

    How is this different from any other opinion columnist?

    1. Re:It's op-ed. Deal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't the firehose exist so that the slashdot readers could chose what made the frontpage?

    2. Re:It's op-ed. Deal. by tepples · · Score: 1

      And apparently some Slashdot readers like Bennett's columns, vocal minority notwithstanding.

  72. FOR CRYING OUTLOUD!! by ememisya · · Score: 1

    Just make a social networking site with no ads, no back alley sales, no access to anyone PERIOD! But you have to pay monthly subscription. Wouldn't you pay for a social networking site like a Netflix subscription for them to guarantee privacy? I would. Somebody patent this and be a billionaire already, chop chop!

  73. The 9th Cir. Might Enforce the Privacy Promise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm no lawyer, ;), but the 9th Cir. once allowed an invasion of privacy claim to go forward against the original owners of a an adult website with Privacy Terms that stated none of the members' info would ever be shared or disclosed to third parties. The original owners re-orgniazed and re-incoroporated the business as a new entity and brought in a few new stakeholders...routine corporate maintenance and debt management stuff. Mind you, the company was essentially the same after this, but a member brought suit claiming the new entity was a third party who's access to his membership records was a violation of the site's lawful Privacy Policy terms. The 9th said: well, you promised and he relied upon it so...the suit should go forward.

    So there is, perhaps, a way Ello's members could bring suit to enjoin any change on those grounds...at least in the 9th.

  74. Re:GPLv3 was much like that - a lot of people disl by t_ban · · Score: 1

    There are quite a lot of people, myself included, who released software while GPLv2 was current and feel that FSF went a little bit evil with v3. Even to the extent that I agree with Stallman regarding bad patents, I don't think it's right to retroactively pull that into a copyright license. To me, that's precisely the same as if he'd added "you lose your license if you vote Democrat". Democrats may or may not be a bad thing, but Stallman doesn't have a moral right to impose his views regarding political affiliation upon my software. I chose the license because I agreed with what it was - the position it took regarding copyright and secrecy. I allowed for "any later version" to allow for _revisions_, adjustments, to the wording. I didn't do that to allow Stallman and friends to attach their unrelated personal preferences to my work.

    So don't release under GPL V3, and continue with V2. No one's forcing you to upgrade your license, so what imposition are you talking about?

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  75. can't unrelease the last 15 years by raymorris · · Score: 2

    The default is "or any later version". Quoting myself:

    > I allowed for "any later version" to allow for _revisions_, adjustments, to the wording. I didn't do that to allow Stallman and friends. ..

    I can't unrelease 15 years of work - that was all released under the GPL license, including provisions in case the wording of rhe license needed to be clarified to account for different legal terms in different jurisdictions or something. That actually happened- some of the legal terminology doesn't mean the same thing in the UK as it does in the US, so it was good that the wording could be clarified. That's why I didn't strike the "or any later version" clause. That meant trusting the FSF to make those clarifications without significantly changing the meaning and purpose of the license. They violated that trust.

    I wouldn't have been bothered if they'd introduced the PBL, Patent Bomb License, and I might have used it for some work. For them to convert the GPL into such a thing was underhanded and dishonorable. I now prefer to avoid the FSF because I can't trust them.

    1. Re:can't unrelease the last 15 years by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The FSF has never made any secret of its stances on software freedom, and GPLv3 is in accordance with those. GPLv3 was also written with an extensive and publicized comment period, and the comments were read and addressed (of the two I submitted, one was fixed with a change to the license, and one seems to have inspired a FAQ entry). I don't see why GPLv3 would be surprising to anybody who was paying attention. You may not like some of the changes, or the finished license (Linus Torvalds thought it not nearly as good a license as GPLv2), but I don't see that they violated any trust.

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  76. can haz /. blog? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I'd like my personal blog on /., too. Brevity is for the plebes.

  77. Bennet by u38cg · · Score: 1
    Is anyone else getting a nervous twitch about the words "read on"?

    Also, can we just make Bennet an author so we can block him?

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  78. I call it a cellphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This exists.

  79. Re:Thank god by tomlouie · · Score: 1

    Thanks for writing this script.

  80. Re:Thank god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny, Insightful, Interesting and Informative all at once. Since you've already received at least one funny mod, I went with informative.

    On another note, the Firehose has a binspam option, and despite regular trips through it I haven't seen any of Haselton's works appear there before being pushed to the front page, else I'd be hitting the fucker with binspam all damn day. That said I've tried tagging his spew with bennetspam or haselspam as providing some measure of distaste. Tags that have apparently been subsequently removed.

    I'm getting tired of seeing his shit on here. Most of the time I just ignore his crap, but once in a while he catches me in moments of weakness where I forget to look at the submitter's name. This one I clicked only because it's yet more spew about a subject he already spewed about in length last week and I hoped to find a complaint thread to troll him with, because this time it's gone too damned far; and the comments of Slashdot didn't disappoint.

    The purpose of slashdot has been to provide a location where tech articles can be placed and the community can provide their opinions and insights on each one. What the fuck makes this asshole so fucking important that Slashdot thinks he can use their front page as his personal fucking blog while others here can't do the same fucking thing? It's been said thousands of times: Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them. Well, this particular asshole is really stinking up the damned place.

    -RvnLrd20k

  81. Charging for no ads by Keith+Henson · · Score: 1

    Ello could just charge people. I don't mind paying for an ad free experience. Slashdot used to have that option but no longer.

    I do pay for LinkedIn, but they are serving up ads today in spite of the $20/month.

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  82. Re:Thank god by sexconker · · Score: 1

    The firehose is a relic of when Slashdot was Slashot. I am convinced that up/down voting articles on the firehose does nothing and that the only things that make it to the front page are things the "editors" manually push out. I don't even see the tags on stories anymore. I can click the + or - to reveal a set of tags and then click to set them, but I never see the tags other users set and I don't have the ability to create my own tags any longer.

    Slashdot has been thoroughly gutted by Dice.