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Hackers Breach White House Network

wiredmikey writes: The White House's unclassified computer network was recently breached by intruders, a U.S. official said Tuesday. While the White House has not said so, The Washington Post reported that the Russian government was thought to be behind the act. Several recent reports have linked Russia to cyber attacks, including a report from FireEye on Tuesday that linked Russia back to an espionage campaign dating back to 2007. Earlier this month, iSight Partners revealed that a threat group allegedly linked with the Russian government had been leveraging a Microsoft Windows zero-day vulnerability to target NATO, the European Union, and various private energy and telecommunications organizations in Europe. The group has been dubbed the "Sandworm Team" and it has been using weaponized PowerPoint files in its recent attacks. Trend Micro believes the Sandworm team also has their eyes set on compromising SCADA-based systems.

98 comments

  1. There's BOGEYMEN in them thar computars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guys, congratulations. This sort of reporting instantly communicates that you don't have squat to tell and in fact are entirely devoid of clue. Saves me reading your drive.

  2. Thanks Obama! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop opening Powerpoint files and playing shootyhoops!

    1. Re:Thanks Obama! by Bonzoli · · Score: 3, Funny

      Weaponized powerpoint. Someone should copyright that.

    2. Re:Thanks Obama! by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      The Sandworm Team already did.

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    3. Re:Thanks Obama! by CaptainDork · · Score: 3, Funny

      © Sarah Palin

      FTFY

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    4. Re:Thanks Obama! by TheTerseOne · · Score: 3, Funny

      Weaponized PowerPoint is redundant. Powerpoint has been a weapon against clear thinking, preparing for a meeting, and keeping people interested in what you're saying for a long time.

      And, of course, PowerPoint has already caused the space shuttle to crash. http://www.washingtonpost.com/...

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    5. Re:Thanks Obama! by Thud457 · · Score: 2

      The Powerpoint Ranger creed

      Discussion of the US Military's love of PPT on Edward Tuft's site. "Mustaches for everyone!" -- actual quote

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    6. Re:Thanks Obama! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this make Microsoft an international arms dealer?

    7. Re:Thanks Obama! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always considered it a sedative, so maybe now it's more of a e-tranquilizer dart?

    8. Re:Thanks Obama! by umghhh · · Score: 1

      if TEH bomb is big enough, then it does not matter whether the order is in an understandable form or not.

    9. Re:Thanks Obama! by cavreader · · Score: 1

      They just got the passwords from Snowden.

  3. The unclassified network? by StevenMaurer · · Score: 5, Funny

    This XKCD comic comes to mind...

    1. Re:The unclassified network? by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Well, naturally, but when industry standards have cheap ways to put your "posters" in "locked bulletproof glass cases", it's still kind of troubling.

    2. Re:The unclassified network? by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      I'd say breaking into the whitehouse network is a bit more worrisome than breaking into the whitehouse website. The website is indeed a poster. The network (even unclassified) is still terribly worrisome. You think all secrets we don't want other governments to know are classified?

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    3. Re:The unclassified network? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think all secrets we don't want other governments to know are classified?

      That's the point of "classified".

    4. Re:The unclassified network? by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      There's no classified information on the "Welcome to The White House" site.

      Visiting hours are in the public domain.

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    5. Re:The unclassified network? by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      No, what you should be worried about is that the classified is the same set of systems as the unclassified, just with a layer of security. And it's the same everywhere, including the national nuclear labs.

      Find a way around the security (like $10M in someone's swiss acct), and these same measures will work on the classified side.

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    6. Re:The unclassified network? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      It's still an insecure-by-design network. This is like hacking past a NAT router on $famousPerson's house.

      No one, including the White House, gives a shit.

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    7. Re:The unclassified network? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't that way when I was working classified.

      We had entirely different systems, and the classified systems had their extra USB ports filled with hot glue, and peripherals were also glued into place to make it obvious if somebody was tampering with them.

    8. Re:The unclassified network? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      That's the way it is now. I've talked to people at Los Alamos, Army, and fed govt.

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    9. Re:The unclassified network? by lgw · · Score: 2

      "Classified" is too nebulous for useful discussion - what is the data classified as? Anything classified Secret or above is on an entirely different network - another of Bush's "internets". Confidential information, the same sort of thing any company keeps confidential, is on normal networks, just with a layer of security, just like anywhere else. The military also has a separate network for operational security.

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    10. Re:The unclassified network? by harrkev · · Score: 2

      Worrisome? Stop with the fear talk...

      If somebody of a different nationality can make is past the border of the White House security, he deserves a path to have a legal account there. He needs the opportunity to prove that he can become a productive member of the White House network.

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    11. Re:The unclassified network? by f3rret · · Score: 1

      I'd say breaking into the whitehouse network is a bit more worrisome than breaking into the whitehouse website. The website is indeed a poster. The network (even unclassified) is still terribly worrisome. You think all secrets we don't want other governments to know are classified?

      Strictly speaking 'unclassified' is still a classification, meaning that information on an unclassified network is still classified data.

      INFOSEC is weird like that.

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  4. I knew PowerPoint was bad.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The group has been dubbed the "Sandworm Team" and it has been using weaponized PowerPoint files in its recent attacks.

    I knew PowerPoint was bad, but I never thought it could be weaponized. My customer presentations will take a whole new life now!

  5. Nobody let Al Gore know by xaotikdesigns · · Score: 0

    that they've weaponized Power Point

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    1. Re:Nobody let Al Gore know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not?

  6. Russians as bogeymen? by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yup, every time someone does this .. it's the Russians or the Chinese.

    I think Western spy agencies have jumped the shark so much in terms of what they do, that you could plausibly say it's really them doing all of this and doing it as a false-flag operation.

    I mean, come on, these clowns have been proven to be spying on the people who are meant to oversee them. They don't give a shit about the law, just their own powers.

    You can't come up with a conspiracy theory which is paranoid enough these days -- because long-thinkers with massive resources really are doing all of this shit these days.

    Hell, breaking into the Whitehouse systems lets you say you need more money for spying to prevent this kind of shit. And then you get the keys to the kingdom.

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    1. Re:Russians as bogeymen? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      America does this to their own citizens AND to foreigners in their own homelands, why shouldn't we expect them to do it right back to the US?

    2. Re:Russians as bogeymen? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how you couldn't expect it.

      If you've decided it's legal for you to do it, you're kind of fair game, are you not?

      Unless, of course, someone has the delusion that they're special because they say so. In which case you'll just act like a petulant child and throw a tantrum.

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    3. Re:Russians as bogeymen? by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Also, government IT forensics people aren't sharp enough to tell where the shit is coming from. The easiest way for IT to bullshit the boss is to fake it and blame Russia or China.

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    4. Re:Russians as bogeymen? by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      The NSA does not need money.
      Federal money comes with oversight.
      Like so: http://www.nationaljournal.com...

      They patent the tools they've designed, and then resell them to businesses. Claiming the profits for themselves to fund their activities outside of federal oversight:
      http://www.dailydot.com/politi...

      What they can do is basically limitless. They believe they can lie to congress, the whitehouse and the courts and likely don't even need federal funding at this point. I suspect their primary target is the whitehouse as the president is the only person that could really do anything about them at all.

    5. Re:Russians as bogeymen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless, of course, someone has the delusion that they're special because they say so.

      Well, this is the USA we are talking about.

      In which case you'll just act like a petulant child and throw a tantrum.

      USA! USA! USA!

    6. Re:Russians as bogeymen? by Vokkyt · · Score: 2

      The evidence from the actual report that it's of Russian origins is a little specious for my taste, though part of the reasoning isn't exactly unfounded.

      Their evidence that it's of Russian origin is that a large number of the malware samples (APT28 as categorized by FireEye) included Russian Language settings along with English and "neutral" (which defaults to the environment defaults). That certainly is an eye-brow raiser in my mind, but I wouldn't say we got anyone with their hand in the cookie jar.

      The other reasoning is just specious and/or speculation. The compile times for the malware seem to correspond to the Timezone for Moscow/St. Petersburg working days, which just seems like an odd assessment to make. Even if the government were to be paying hackers in Russia to make and operate malware, are these hackers actually punching in and out for 8 hour work days? Not to suggest that this isn't exactly what is happening, but it just seems like coincidence is an equally plausible scenario with this.

      The other evidence is FireEye's own speculation on the targets could apply to other actors as well.

      Their analysis of the malware otherwise is pretty good, but I think there just isn't enough to really peg it down. There are plausible explanations for the evidence that FireEye brings up which is no more of a stretch than it being of Russian origin.The language setting is good evidence, but there are some fairly valid reasons why that might be the case.

    7. Re:Russians as bogeymen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure as hell somebody else could not have FABRICATED these clues into the code "just for YOU" ???

    8. Re:Russians as bogeymen? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Damn straight. But being that it is the USA and the government, the security should have been guarded by Jack Bower and this never should have happened.

    9. Re:Russians as bogeymen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying Russia and China aren't "long-thinkers" with massive resources?

      Shame people continue to have to wade through racist and bigoted diatribes on this site.

    10. Re:Russians as bogeymen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if it's really Russia and China, it would be little loss just to:
      1) blackmail entire world just like GWB did in 2011 - "who is not with us against terrorists, is terrorist himself" - and cut bgp routing with Russia and China.
      2) cut bgp routing with any zone still routing with Russia and China.
      3) success!

      Results:
      1) little loss to the rest of the world ... who reads russian or chinese websites? Who shops there online?
      2) western businesses unable to cope with "no online orders in China" may finally look into ordering production in their homeland. Or any allied nation. Just not shopping at countries that may easily become enemies (China, Russia).
      3) instant malware, viruses, spam, hacking activity down by 95% (at least)
      4) ppl in Russia and China _may_ become frustrated not only against western world ("we have no internet access to google/youtube/anything") but also against their own leaders -> success.

  7. If Its Online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time and time again we know damn well that if its connected to the internet it is VULNERABLE. If you want to keep data safe, keep it away from the internet. Leaving something connected to the internet means you are aware and accepting that it is vulnerable.

    1. Re:If Its Online by bioteq · · Score: 1

      Iran's SCADA system was attacked and it had a huge air gap.

      Basically, the -ONLY- way to keep a computer safe is to...not have a computer. If someone wants in a system bad enough, there is always an attack vector. Be it online or via the best malware carrier of all time -- humans.

      I am willing to bet some joe-blow intern infected the network with someone doing some amazingly easy social engineering to him/her.

      TL;DR - Internet or not; if someone wants in, they'll get in if two situations are met: 1) The computer is on, 2) People are allowed around the computer.

    2. Re:If Its Online by pla · · Score: 2

      I am willing to bet some joe-blow intern infected the network with someone doing some amazingly easy social engineering to him/her.

      Who needs social engineering? Just drop an infected flash drive somewhere near the front door, and sooner or later (usually sooner) someone will pick it up and plug it in.

      "Nuh-uh", you say? "They certainly have stupid things like autoruns turned off on the Whitehouse network!"

      "Hmm, what do we have on here... Random spreadsheet crap, OSHA regulations Powerpoint crap, launch code crap, more random crap, okay some mostly-geezer music I'll check out later, RNC 2016 strategy crap, even more random crap... Hmm, Fappening.Jennifer.Lawrence.Complete.zip.exe? Oooh, awesome, I never did get that on last leaked pic of her!" *click*

    3. Re:If Its Online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once looked at the stick of a women related to my wife. She really had some hot, weird phantasies and all in word documents.

      Now, I did not follow up on this, but surely this kind of thing is excellent BAIT.

      And yeah, maybe I was the targeted fish and the stick was purposely left in my reach. Could be.

    4. Re:If Its Online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This does however presume that the target system is physicly capable of reading an USB drive.

      If you were serious about air-gapping you'd glue the peripherals that are authorized into their ports and glue slugs into the remaining ports. Tampering with the glue would be a serious offense (you'll get fired for it).

      However, this was the non-classified network, so yeah. They may well have just tricked an intern into plugging in a USB stick.

  8. Stop using Microsoft products? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the news was "bad guys leveraged a vulnerability in the White House's cardboard gate to break through", would people acknowledge the breach without questioning the cardboard gate?

    1. Re:Stop using Microsoft products? by Minwee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If the news was "bad guys leveraged a vulnerability in the White House's cardboard gate to break through", would people acknowledge the breach without questioning the cardboard gate?

      Or would the media refuse to report on the Gate? It's about ethics, I tell ya'.

    2. Re:Stop using Microsoft products? by sootman · · Score: 1

      Regardless of the result, the ensuing brouhaha would be called "Gategate".

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    3. Re:Stop using Microsoft products? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This should be no surprise. Remember this story from 2009?

      If the Obama campaign represented a sleek, new iPhone kind of future, the first day of the Obama administration looked more like the rotary-dial past.

      Two years after launching the most technologically savvy presidential campaign in history, Obama officials ran smack into the constraints of the federal bureaucracy yesterday, encountering a jumble of disconnected phone lines, old computer software, and security regulations forbidding outside e-mail accounts.

      What does that mean in 21st-century terms? No Facebook to communicate with supporters. No outside e-mail log-ins. No instant messaging. Hard adjustments for a staff that helped sweep Obama to power through, among other things, relentless online social networking.

      "It is kind of like going from an Xbox to an Atari," Obama spokesman Bill Burton said of his new digs.

      Of course, the problem here is letting users influence IT policy decisions. People always want the new shinies of the latest iPhone, the bells and whistles of Microsquish 201x, and the convenience of unrestricted internet browsing and outside email accounts. They don't want functional and secure software.

      The odd thing here is the blase attitude that, since the network was not approved for classified material, it is no big deal for hackers allegedly in the employ of foreign governments to break in. Can you imagine the shitstorm if the Koch brothers were caught hacking into the White House network, reading staffers' email, and potentially using it as a vector for further attacks? Why is it somehow better when the Chinese or Russians do this?

    4. Re:Stop using Microsoft products? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Outside of locking down the internet to protect the citizens, the only other real recourse would be to counter attack China or Russia or whomever they decided to blame. Red lines fade away but I doubt this administration wants to escalate anything or make a scene large enough that others will demand it escalate the situation.

      The only reasons it would be different if the Koch brothers did it would be in your mind or because it could be used politically to their benefit with no chance of escalation turning into war.

  9. There's no such thing as an unclassified White Hou by ssw · · Score: 1

    Like saying an intruder braking in did gain access to anything sensitive. its the freaking White House.

  10. Failed objective by 228e2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They were looking to get into whitehouse.com, not whitehouse.gov
    ;-)

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    1. Re:Failed objective by bioteq · · Score: 5, Funny

      I remember back in high-school (long, long ago,) one of my teachers was attempting to show off the school's new-fangled-lightning-fast T1 line. So he brought up whitehouse.com, not realizing that he had made a horrid mistake.

      Unfortunately, that was the first exposure to porn some of my classmates had encountered. It was a sad day for them, realizing there is porn on the internet.

      Ironically, I missed school for the next four days.

    2. Re:Failed objective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And boy, are my arms tired!

    3. Re:Failed objective by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, that was the first exposure to porn some of my classmates had encountered. It was a sad day for them, realizing there is porn on the internet.

      Sadder than seeing online porn, and then realizing that your home computer only does 28.8 kbps?

    4. Re:Failed objective by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      I made a similar mistake once trying to load Barnes And Noble's website where I typed in barnesNnoble.com. The woman in the photo definitely WASN'T reading a book! This wasn't at a presentation, luckily, but unfortunately I was new at my job and obviously didn't want my boss to walk in and see this on my screen. Also, unfortunately, these were the days before pop-up blockers so every window I closed opened another window with another woman-not-reading. Finally, I managed to close one of the windows before it got the JavaScript onunload code processed.

      (BTW, you can't replicate this now as, some years back, Barnes and Noble got a hold of the BarnesnNoble.com domain name.)

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    5. Re:Failed objective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was in college, someone had managed to register yahooo,com as an adult site. One of my profs made that typo during class. Oops.

      That was back when people actually used yahoo.com.

    6. Re:Failed objective by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The teacher had to sell it to the principle that it was merely an "instant human biology lesson".

    7. Re:Failed objective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet she looked bookish.

    8. Re:Failed objective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically, I missed school for the next four days.

      What's ironic about that?

    9. Re:Failed objective by qpqp · · Score: 1

      back in high-school (long, long ago,) [...] show off the school's new-fangled-lightning-fast T1

      Uhm, how to put this...
      That's not long ago you insensitive clod. Now get off my lawn!

  11. "Weaponized" Powerpoints? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That'll teach them to make a system where you can embedd... everything into some stupid presentation. Nah, kidding, it won't.

    Next are pdf with scripts and videos... oh, wait... meh.

  12. Hire better IT security staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The private sector doesn't seem to care about security either.

    1. Re:Hire better IT security staff by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Mod +1

      The IT team is not doing its job, or IT is begging for changes and no one's listening.

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  13. wut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their powerpoint level us over 9000!!!!

    1. Re:wut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to bad at 10,000 you make super PHB

  14. Re:There's no such thing as an unclassified White by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    Nah ...

    It's like saying someone broke in to Capital One's Internet-facing web page but didn't touch the secret guy stuff.

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  15. Weaponized PowerPoint by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

    Weaponized PowerPoint?

    "The slide came in so fast that half the people in the room were laying on the floor bleeding before we could react. And then the embedded video started.... Oh, god!!! The video!!!!!" *collapses sobbing*

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    1. Re:Weaponized PowerPoint by peragrin · · Score: 1

      If you look there is a video of the goats ex guy singing Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up". Out of his arse.

      I refuse to link to it for obvious reasons.

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  16. Long over due. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ...has been using weaponized PowerPoint files in its recent attacks.

    For PowerPoint to be classified as a WMD.

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    1. Re:Long over due. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Time to invade Microsoft!

  17. Obama's Propaganda? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is starting to feel like a new era of McCarthyism. All this fear mongering about Russian hackers and no one provided any evidence of their involvement?

    Obama needs get over the fact that Russia isn't going to hand him over Snowden and stop his petty propaganda already.

  18. Success! by NetNed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Step one: get person to "hack" the white house network
    Step two: Claim "It's Russia!"
    Step Three: Stir up media reports about "How safe is the internet really" and "Do we need the government to police the internet?"
    Step four: Put in place controls that cripple the internet, spies on all Americans, and causes more laws to be written that stomp of the rights of Americans.


    Yeah they can track down who is illegally downloading the latest Bastille album but they have these loose "links" to Russia that they claim if "fact!" it is them.


    Couldn't be THIS could it?????

    1. Re:Success! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what happened, but you got the order wrong. Step four came first.

  19. Russian education puts heavy emphasis on MATH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Russian education puts heavy emphasis on teaching MATHEMATICS. Something so disgustingly frown upon by U.S. folks who rather go for a humanitarian degree course with no real application in current world. Math=programming. Programming=exploiting of mathematical challenges.

    1. Re:Russian education puts heavy emphasis on MATH by qpqp · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Russian education puts heavy emphasis on MATH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Programming isn't even mentioned on that XKCD. Math == programming.

  20. N-o E-v-i-d-e-n-c-e ( Score: +5, Crapola ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I call BS ! Post some newz, not crap, Wiredmikey.

    I last commented on Wiredmikey's morally crippled, pestiferous revenge fantasies just a few weeks ago, but I now have reason to revisit this topic. The points I plan to make in this letter will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to oppose evil wherever it rears its repugnant head. Nevertheless, what we need to do next is to get the facts out in the hope that somebody will do something to solve the problem. This will be difficult if you can't trust anything or if you believe that Wiredmikey is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative. That's why I suggest you think about how one of his most loyal companions is known to have remarked, “Wiredmikey is an irreplaceable shaman who can cure the sick, divine the hidden, and control events.” And there you have it: a direct quote from a primary source. The significance of that quote is that we should not concern ourselves with Wiredmikey's putative virtue or vice. Rather, we should concern ourselves with our own welfare and with the fact that even when the facts don't fit, Wiredmikey sometimes tries to use them anyway. He still maintains, for instance, that he knows 100% of everything 100% of the time.

    If Wiredmikey had lived the short, sickly, miserable life of a chattel serf in the ages “before technocracy” he wouldn't be so keen to demonize and penalize people who find success on the road to happiness. Maybe he'd even begin to realize that his acolytes constitute the only species of animal life that is both mammalian and invertebrate. This issue is coming to the fore because a free and open society should be able to tolerate a diversity of beliefs and practices, even when they are at odds with his picayunish treatises—perhaps especially when they are at odds with his picayunish treatises. You may wonder why only those individuals who are able to accept evidence and think clearly about it can do what needs to be done. It's simply because Wiredmikey is more than merely contumacious. He's über-contumacious. In fact, Wiredmikey is so contumacious that ignorance is bliss. This may be why his zealots are generally all smiles.

    It seems that no one else is telling you that Wiredmikey's responses to my attempts to yank up pestilential blacklegs from the dark rocks under which they hide and flaunt them before the bright sunshine of public exposure generally involve crying, whining, and wrapping himeself in a self-protecting mantle of superiority. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, Wiredmikey denies that it distresses me deeply that his sadistic spokesmen can cast votes that count just as much as mine. This denial comes from a twisted belief that representative government is an outmoded system that should be replaced by a system of overt collaborationism. And so Wiredmikey closes his eyes, places his hands over his ears, and sings la-la-la to drown out any words of reason.

    One might consider this the ongoing unconcealing of an alethic truth, but if Wiredmikey manages to scrawl pro-narcissism graffiti over everything, our nation will not endure as a civilization, as a geopolitical entity, or even as a society. Rather, it will exist only as a prison, a prison in which peremptory perjurers promote a politics of defeat and demoralization, of pessimism and selfishness. While his semi-literate ramblings might be of some interest to specialists in child communication, we need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with Wiredmikey. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that some people have indicated that Wiredmikey's game is to support hostile governments known for human-rights abuses, wrongful imprisonment, and slavery. I can neither confirm nor deny that statement, but I can say that I never intend to offend anyone, Wiredmikey included. Alas, the following statement may upset a few people: People should soothe each other's pain, not exploit it. So

  21. I have to think of everything. by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    "It’s important to note the variable %CIMPATH% is used for the drop location of default.txt," the researchers noted. "This is a standard variable that Cimplicity uses for its installs,

    Crap. Mix up all that default shit every now and then.

    Every fucking computer on the planet has stuff located in predictable areas.

    The least we could do is make it a little harder. Let's randomize and encrypt the defaults.

    Sure, it's more difficult to deal with, but that's the fucking problem: No one wants shit to be hard and stuff.

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  22. Re:Thanks Balmer! by pla · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Powerpoint has been a weapon against clear thinking, preparing for a meeting, and keeping people interested in what you're saying for a long time.

    No one has ever cared about what the presenter had to say at meetings.

    It just took more effort before Powerpoint - Both by the presenter, who had to actually prepare instead of cutting and pasting Wikipedia into a slideshow; and by the audience, who had to actually look at the presenter (thereby risking eye-contact) rather than glazing over while staring blankly at a projector screen.

    Really, we should thank Microsoft for Powerpoint. Instead of meetings dragging on and on and on as the presenter rambles and people ask stupid questions in a futile effort to remain awake, now the meeting only lasts as long as the slideshow, no one asks any stupid questions, and everyone can go back to doing actual work that much sooner.

  23. Re:N-o E-v-i-d-e-n-c-e ( Score: +5, Crapola ) by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    Citation needed.

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  24. This reminds me by kurkosdr · · Score: 1

    Anyone else thought of the "Software is sh!t" scene from IronMan 2 (it's said by a Russian-speaking character).

  25. Toldja! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    has been using weaponized PowerPoint files

    I've been telling the suits that PowerPoint will put an eye out, and now I have proof

  26. Weaponized powerpoint? by damn_registrars · · Score: 0

    I thought regular powerpoint was brutal. What happens when weaponized powerpoint crashes (and is that good or bad)?

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  27. Way ahead of his time. by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only they had listened to Scott McNealy back in 1997...

    We had 12.9 gigabytes of PowerPoint slides on our network. And I thought, "What a huge waste of corporate productivity." So we banned it. And we've had three unbelievable record-breaking fiscal quarters since we banned PowerPoint. Now, I would argue that every company in the world, if it would just ban PowerPoint, would see their earnings skyrocket. Employees would stand around going, "What do I do? Guess I've got to go to work."

    1. Re:Way ahead of his time. by jfengel · · Score: 1

      What a difference 17 years make. Now there are a great many individual 12.9 gigabyte PowerPoint slide decks running around.

  28. Bush let Windows into the WH? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF. The man really is a moron in addition to his murdering of more than a million children in the ME. That is the way of his kind. He hates everyone even his coworkers so he shoves that Windows garbage down their throats. Image how horrific it would be to work for the Bush junta then to have them force you to use Windows. I bet if you quit they would track you down and murder you like they did the other WH staffers that disappeared. We all know what happened, but Bush has never been held accountable for killing so many public employees.

  29. I am outraged by Dishwasha · · Score: 1

    Why didn't the Secret Service tackle the hackers BEFORE they even GOT NEAR the White House network?

  30. Re:Dice let Greenwow into slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take your meds, you're acting crazy again.

  31. My guess would be China or Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I seriously doubt Iran or ISIS could manage any kind of computer hack. It has to be China or Russia who as the FBI has said is constantly working on US businesses and government intrusions. What's interesting is that again little was said about it or how long it may have been going on? So much transparency with Obama its really overwhelming.

  32. I have to think of everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Boy, you are on the wrong website. Folks here are quite capable of programming automatic indexers which run over the entire harddisk and look at every single file. Like, say, Google Desktop Search.

    Then the Controlling Meatsacks will download the compressed index and have a look at the index. Based on that, the "interesting" files will be downloaded. Certain subjects will be prioritized in case the firewall folks detect the exfiltration at some point and lock things down. As they did.

    All of this activity can be nicely concealed by means of simple strategies like "dont read more than 10 files per minute" or "run indexer only when user has not pressed keys for some time".

    All of this is much easier than finding the exploit opportunity and developing the exploit.

  33. I am outraged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because there are hundreds of highly valuable workers looking at kitten videos and posting selfies to facebook and twatter from the WaitHouse. Not exactly easy to discriminate legit selfie traffic from the Badguy traffic.

  34. N-o E-v-i-d-e-n-c-e ( Score: +5, Crapola ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, that was a long bark. You must have plenty of energy.

  35. meetings? by mu51c10rd · · Score: 1

    Weaponized Powerpoint files? Sounds like the average management meeting around here...

  36. Propaganda used to take away your liberties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like usual, this false flag inside job is simply propaganda used to take away your liberties. Give it a few more breeches so the government can invoke "Problem. Reaction. Solution", and lock down the entire internet to protect us from those scary Russians.

    It works every time, and Americans sure are fucking stupid.

  37. Re:N-o E-v-i-d-e-n-c-e ( Score: +5, Crapola ) by alvinrod · · Score: 1

    Further, why is this post a response to one of your posts when it is clearly aimed at someone else?

    I get that /. has the occasional rant or angry screed or just some crappy copy-paste mad lib crap, but this isn't even in the correct location.

    Even the shit-posting around here is getting pretty substandard.

  38. Stadtdaten macht Frei by radarskiy · · Score: 1

    If you can maintain access for a year and a day, you get to be vice-president.

    1. Re:Stadtdaten macht Frei by harrkev · · Score: 1

      That would be an improvement over the current one.

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  39. Slashdot, what has become of you? by Plugh · · Score: 1

    There was a time when I could expect to come to Slashdot and see either a description of the actual details of the attack mechanism, or at least a *really* insightful, plausible set of theories. Now... not so much

  40. Q the First TImelord here by MakersDirector · · Score: 0

    No, it was just me.

    I've been sending the White House, the NSA, the CIA, and the Secret Service things for years now. It's nothing more than a self assembling mutational virus based in energy which is activated remotely in ways too difficult for your human minds to comprehend once all the constituent data chunks arrived at their destination.

    It's just my way of saying 'hey' :-) whassup ma peeps!

    After I crash landed in 1947 and you not so elegantly dissected my still living body which was simply mistimed based on your notions of time. My mind injected myself into your 'fictional' media and culture otherwise known as 'Q' in the series called 'Star Trek' so you knew who I was. That established me in your modern culture in ways you'd understand.

    Then I established the internet

    Then I took it over with a virus derived from your own Stuxnet.

    Then I took over your government.

    Now I take over the world.

    And I watch as Russia and Sweden and India all get confused over what's in their water!

    Then I laugh with an evil laugh 'mua ha ha ha ha' as I put my finger to my front tooth.

    And say to you. And you thought the Borg were fictional!

    How cute! How stinkin and naively ADORABLE you humans can be!

    And to think I was trying to help you.