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The Math Behind the Hipster Effect

rossgneumann writes If everyone always wants to look different than everybody else, everybody starts looking the same. At least, if you use a recently published mathematical model describing the phenomenon. "The hipster effect is this non-concerted emergent collective phenomenon of looking alike trying to look different," in the words of Jonathan Touboul, mathematical neuroscientist at the College de France in Paris.

176 comments

  1. True anticonformancy by superstition222 · · Score: 2

    This is not true anticonformancy. If you want to truly look different from most people it's not that difficult.

    1. Re:True anticonformancy by duck_rifted · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Lady Gaga could write a book about this topic. I wonder if she could write a challenge to the mathematical model too.

    2. Re:True anticonformancy by imatter · · Score: 1

      just look at Mr. T, he was the fucking pioneer of that shit.

    3. Re:True anticonformancy by superstition222 · · Score: 1

      For instance... You don't see any "hipsters" wearing Dinka men's corsets, do you? Don one of those and I guarantee you'll not look like anyone else in North America in terms of dress, at least outside of the home. http://www.randafricanart.com/...

    4. Re:True anticonformancy by TWX · · Score: 1

      For instance... You don't see any "hipsters" wearing Dinka men's corsets, do you?

      You do every Saturday night around midnight at dozens, perhaps hundreds of movie theatres...

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    5. Re:True anticonformancy by superstition222 · · Score: 1

      Any photographic evidence?

    6. Re:True anticonformancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true! The problem is to look different than most people but still be accepted by society. That is what the hipsters try to do. If one really wanted to look different than most people all one would have to do is shave one eyebrow off, and whala you are done. After all how many people do you see walking around with one eyebrow? Oh wait I shouldn't have said that now we are going to have an up trend in people shaving one eyebrow. Damn you hipsters!

    7. Re:True anticonformancy by TWX · · Score: 2

      This is as much anticonfirmancy as most people that want to hold-down a good white-collar-ish job with full benefits and matching 401K can do.

      Which is to say, that it's not really nonconformist at all. And besides, any counter-culture that establishes itself is a culture all its own, even if it is deviated enough from societal norms to where it doesn't mesh well.

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    8. Re:True anticonformancy by davydagger · · Score: 2

      If you've spent too much time being more anticonformity than thou, you've already done it all wrong.

      Stop looking at non-conformist types for what they non-conform to, how they do it, but why, and the history of the group, and who they are.

      Then you get why various subculture groups are the way they are. Then you get why hipsters simply don't get it, and why no one likes them.

    9. Re:True anticonformancy by TWX · · Score: 4, Funny

      If we're lucky, no. Most of 'em aren't in nearly as good a shape as Tim Curry. Most look more like Meatloaf.

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    10. Re: True anticonformancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I anti-conform by shaving one testicle

    11. Re:True anticonformancy by superstition222 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's not really the same thing. I don't expect that any guy is going to walk around generally wearing a corset, especially a rainbow-colored one that is as revealing as a Dinka corset. A big problem with this argument about unintentional conformance is that there are a lot of rather narrow social rules than mandate conformance and thus limit the range of expression people actually have. So, rather than the problem being that everyone becomes so eclectic that everyone ends up looking roughly the same, it's more of a matter of people choosing various fashions that are considered "appropriate but quirky". That's not the same thing as true anticonformance. There are things that aren't even as popular as bare butt male corsets that people can wear if they want to be different.

    12. Re:True anticonformancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr T pitys da foo that thinks Mr T is a hipster.

    13. Re:True anticonformancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is as much anticonfirmancy as most people that want to hold-down a good white-collar-ish job with full benefits and matching 401K can do.

      Well thanks for explaining why I can't find a job. No one ever talks to me because I dare to disagree with the idiotic tripe that spouts out of their conformist mouths.

    14. Re:True anticonformancy by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      If one really wanted to look different than most people all one would have to do is shave one eyebrow off,

      It'd be interesting to see how people would react. It's surprising how many people will speak louder and slower to you if you do shave your eyebrows off.

    15. Re:True anticonformancy by tepples · · Score: 2

      I agree. The Motherboard article made it sound like there's an oscillation between "A supermajority is doing A, so let's not conform by doing B" and "A supermajority is doing B, so let's not conform by doing A". What a real hipster has to do is figure out C, D, and E, like looking at cartoon chipmunks and other characters and getting the idea to wear an ankle-length shirt. Different enough that it hasn't caught on much outside the Middle East, yet still presentable.

    16. Re:True anticonformancy by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      It's surprising how many people will speak louder and slower to you if you do shave your eyebrows off.

      On a related note they also become very disturbed when they find out it got burnt off in a chemistry experiment resulting in a delayed fireball.

      The best parts of high school years was having chemistry books and no supervision at home for hours.

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    17. Re:True anticonformancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not true anticonformancy. If you want to truly look different from most people it's not that difficult.

      why can't you use "nonconformancy" like everybody else??

    18. Re:True anticonformancy by xevioso · · Score: 1

      Ravers back in the 90's used to wear very long t-shirts to raves, down to the knees, so that's close enough. It's been done already.

    19. Re:True anticonformancy by mister2au · · Score: 2

      whala? really? you said whala?

      Voila perhaps ?????

    20. Re:True anticonformancy by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Showed up to a rave in a suit and tie once, got called out for "looking like everybody else" by a candy raver wearing a MLB knock off T. Laughed my ass off at her. Irony was not detected.

    21. Re:True anticonformancy by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 2

      That's what the article said, but they said it with math.

      If you are down-moderated as off-topic for bringing up anticonformancy when no one was talking about it, don't be mad.

      rossgneumann did a shitty job with the intro. Let me re-phrase and then you re-try your comment.

      "Hipsters, in rejecting mainstream trends, seem to cluster around certain "minorstream" trends, how does this happen?"

    22. Re:True anticonformancy by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      This is not true anticonformancy. If you want to truly look different from most people it's not that difficult.

      It's worse than that. Rather than (more appropriately) just giving the paper a title suggesting they were measuring "popular trends", they... well, wait for it.

      It's not a "hipster" effect. While the authors may have analyzed it mathematically, this "effect" was noticed and even studies way back when hippies were the "in" group.

      So the researchers apparently were not aware of how -- you got it -- "hipster" they were being, by associating their study with current hipster culture rather than other similar social trends over the years. They were conforming to hipster culture and didn't even know it.

    23. Re:True anticonformancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, he was talking about one of these guys while using the appropriate Boston accent.

    24. Re: True anticonformancy by unitron · · Score: 2

      I anti-conform by shaving one testicle

      Anyone's in particular?

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    25. Re: True anticonformancy by GrantRobertson · · Score: 2

      There's a dude in central Austin with half a beard.

    26. Re:True anticonformancy by neurovish · · Score: 2

      Showed up to a rave in a suit and tie once, got called out for "looking like everybody else" by a candy raver wearing a MLB knock off T. Laughed my ass off at her. Irony was not detected.

      Good thing it wasn't a ska show, then she would've had a point.

    27. Re:True anticonformancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The problem is to look different than most people but still be accepted by society. That is what the hipsters try to do."

      If thats the case, then the "problem" is giving a shit what other people ("society") accept or dont accept.

      What other people accept or dont accept is not relevant beyond a material benefit/detriment - basically, if someones opinion cant affect the bottom line, what they accept or dont accept is worth shit.

    28. Re:True anticonformancy by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      We used to shave off a persons eyebrow when they fell asleep drunk.

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    29. Re: True anticonformancy by drkim · · Score: 1

      I anti-conform by shaving one testicle

      I was shaving one testicle before it was cool...

    30. Re:True anticonformancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You took the words right out of my mouth!

    31. Re:True anticonformancy by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be "wayleh"?

  2. Great! More hipster hate. by xevioso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I love it. Hipster-hate, in all it's forms, is the latest new thing! It's the latest trend.

    Which makes you a hipster. And if you were disparaging hipsters *before* it was cool, the you are definitely a hipster.

    Quick, get on board the hipster-hate train, before it becomes uncool!

  3. Sad commentary by koan · · Score: 1

    Why strive to look different? Instead act different.

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    1. Re:Sad commentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need to look different because they have different bedroom gear. Like normal people have beds, these faggots that take it in the ass need stirrups hanging from the ceiling. Since they love ass, licking anuses and felching, they need skinny jeans. They also need beards because stubble makes their gay sex partner hurt in his choad when getting analingus.

    2. Re:Sad commentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enjoy being locked up because you act differently. Society does not tolerate nonconformity. You must conform to something or you're insane.

    3. Re:Sad commentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember knowing everything at seventeen, too. Heads up kiddo, you're in for some surprises.

  4. Having problems reading this.... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

    Anyone have NCSA Mosaic for a Commodore 64?

    1. Re:Having problems reading this.... by TWX · · Score: 1

      Pffft. Amateur conformist. I get my slashdot by telnetting to port 80 and requesting it by hand!

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    2. Re:Having problems reading this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    3. Re:Having problems reading this.... by Agares · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod point for you lol.

    4. Re:Having problems reading this.... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      Jokes aside, but I've been doing HTTP/web stuff since 1994 or so, I'm very familiar with telnet hostname 80 :) I've even sent HTTP .9 requests for a production server.

    5. Re:Having problems reading this.... by TWX · · Score: 1

      Cute. Did you go find an ASCII-to-binary chart to make it?

      Once walked up to some kid wearing one of those shirts-in-binary that Thinkgeek sells and said to him, "Nice shirt, and no I'm not." Based on the look on his face, apparently I was the first person to understand what it said.

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    6. Re:Having problems reading this.... by TWX · · Score: 1

      Honestly these days the bulk of what I use telnet for is testing the mail servers. It's much faster to test SMTP that way than it is to open a client, especially when the bulk if what I need to know is if forwarding/relaying for a particular IP/range works or is blocked.

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    7. Re:Having problems reading this.... by dow · · Score: 1

      If he had skipped forwards a few few years and said he was browsing on an Amiga, I wouldn't have been certain he was joking. Also, back somewhere around 1996 or so I once used Internet Explorer on an emulated mac, running on my Amiga. That's a few thousand hipster points before hipsters even existed, hell before I could even grow a decent beard too.

    8. Re:Having problems reading this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    10. Re:Having problems reading this.... by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Pffft. Amateur conformist. I get my slashdot by telnetting to port 80 and requesting it by hand!

      Jokes aside, but I've been doing HTTP/web stuff since 1994 or so, I'm very familiar with telnet hostname 80 :) I've even sent HTTP .9 requests for a production server.

      Wannabes, the lot of you. I've been getting my internets by telnetting to port 70 since 1991.

  5. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by koan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hipsterism was "uncool" the moment someone gave it a name, that's how these things work.

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  6. I have no problem with individuality. by mmell · · Score: 1

    As long as we all do it together in the same way!

    1. Re:I have no problem with individuality. by Charcharodon · · Score: 2

      That reminds me of a demotivational poster. "Goth Kids, being lonely.....together."

    2. Re:I have no problem with individuality. by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Or the clothing ad (forget which company, possibly late '90s or early 2000s) with a young lady opining that "I want to be different, just like everybody else."

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  7. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hipster

  8. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But isn't the hipster thing to do stuff that isn't cool? Wouldn't that mean you should still wait a bit for it to become uncool again before you do it?

  9. iPhone by StripedCow · · Score: 2

    I guess that's why all iPhones look exactly the same then.

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  10. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was pointing out how hating hipsters before it was cool makes you a hipster, before pointing that out was cool.

  11. Don't forget the Trenders by DumbSwede · · Score: 2

    My wife often decides to hate things because everyone is “into” them. My daughter gets caught up in liking what others like for no reason other than that it’s the trend. Then there’s me who like many Slashdotters decide what to like based on what seems like good empirical evidence and an ability to just judge for myself.

    I think it is the dynamic between the hippster and trenders that give the wild oscillations in popularity for things and why trends come and go. Ironically it is the trenders that undo the hippsters as when the hippster/hatters reach a certain critical mass, then boom the trenders hate it to.

    1. Re:Don't forget the Trenders by TWX · · Score: 1

      I take the skeptic approach, I'm not sold on new things just because they're new. I need to see a valid reason to use them; a benefit to whatever this new thing is over the status quo. With this mindset, I can tell you that the majority of new things are bullshit or are reimplemented old things trying to pass themselves off as new.

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    2. Re:Don't forget the Trenders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true.
      I have that argument with tech - "Is this actually directly improving my life by making something that used to take a lot of time/energy easier? Ok, then it's good"

      So I'm a big fan of my blender and microwave, not a fan (or user) of smartphones.

    3. Re:Don't forget the Trenders by TWX · · Score: 1

      I carried a palm pilot before the modern smartphone, and the network-synchronized smartphone is an improvement when one wants a central device that functions as a pocket calculator, an address book, a phone list, a tasks list, a pocket calendar, a walkman-replacement, etc. It's also convenient when one needs an address and doesn't have any other practical way to find it. We were on a road-trip and the car needed service, we were able to find a place while in the middle of nowhere that we were confident would be able to take care of it.

      Palm's insistence on using palmdesktop and serial/usb hotsynch is what cost them the market. Had they come up with a network-based synch that would work over the cell network transparently and automatically then they probably could have remained on top.

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    4. Re:Don't forget the Trenders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point is that the trend-follows and the trend-avoiders are actually the same thing. You actually have to know what the trend IS before you can do one or the other. Hipster is still a fashion; a fashion of trying not to be in fashion.

      The trend-who-gives-a-sh*tters are the real nonconformists - they really do their own thing and don't care if its in, has been in, will be in later etc.

    5. Re:Don't forget the Trenders by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      I don't think they forgot the "Trenders", who are identified in the abstract by the term "mainstream".

      Your daughter goes along, not because it's the trend, but because that's what people do. That it's the trend is beside the point.

      By being contrarian in nature, the hipsters go against the mainstream, and without awareness of what other hipsters do, they will tend to make the same contrarian choices. This seems to be a function of being aware of current trends, without such knowledge one cannot rebel against those trends. So there has to be a dynamic that exists, and awareness of that dynamic to know when the trend is no longer something to hate. And of course when it is no longer something to like.

      You are forgetting the trailblazers, but that's not what the article is about. For there to be a trend, someone needs to set that trend. They are not contrarian in nature, but they are novelty seekers. When something has been hated in the mainstream, but appreciated underground, the value can rise for the novelty seekers, and they set the trend for the mainstream.

      So, DumbSwede, you basically said in words what the article here put into a mathematical model. But you addressed only part of the model, and omitted an important part. What you didn't address is: why do hipsters all look alike? Especially over time as the thing to hate changes?

    6. Re:Don't forget the Trenders by Geeky · · Score: 1

      I'm late to this, so it probably won't be read, but I think towards the end it was possible to sync over a network. Even if there was no official way, there were open source sync tools that understood the data format, so it would've been possible.

      The thing is, the Palm Pilots predate ubiquitous data networks - serial/usb tethered sync was pretty much the only viable option. They were just slow to adapt. Their first couple of phone offerings were OK, decent stabs in the pre-iPhone era, but the Palm Pre was awesome - just a little late to market. It was a great OS - to my mind better than the competition, but it sort of ended up the Phillips v2000 to the VHS vs. Betamax of Apple vs. Android.

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  12. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So guess those that hated hipsters before. Now that it cool to hate hipsters have to like hipsters? So now, not to be a hipsters but and anti-hipster?

  13. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by davydagger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    or you could, you know, not be a 15-year-old with an existential social identity crisis at age 35. You could also stop defining yourself around your consumption habbits.

    the real problem with hipsters, is beneath the beard, beneath the "ironic" whatever, or whatever knickknacks, and chockskies, are still empty soulless yuppie shitheads.

  14. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meh, mostly just 50's style + hippie weirdness. Try being a trad skinhead in the 80s and 90s.

  15. What goes around comes around. by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

    If know one knows what you are doing, then you are original. Once all the major trendy stores start carrying it and it has a name it is mainstream. Once Wal-Mart starts carrying it, it is over.

  16. Be yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And ride the sea of labels.

  17. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was hating on hipster-haters long before you were born, sonny.

    My lawn. Off.

  18. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by SJester · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Hipster hate" makes a great deal of sense compared to disliking other subcultures, because those other subcultures may not appeal to you but they're marked by their own clothing, behavior, and ritual. Hipsters however don't embrace a particular ethos beyond mocking other cultures. They appropriate symbols and cruft from different eras and movements and display them in a mocking 'irony' to underscore how 'uncool' is item X or garment Y. Of course their Ray-Ban sunglasses and Smurf lunchboxes are stripped of context but there isn't much cogitation involved, just peacocking. Put simply, hipsters are reviled across cultures because those hipsters are already hating you.

  19. It's the new punk by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

    Hipster culture is like a passive-aggressive punk culture. Both have a distinctive styles of clothing, music, and a strong counter-culture attitude. The main differentiation is that hipsters are less raucous, less extreme.

    1. Re:It's the new punk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hipster culture is like a passive-aggressive punk culture. Both have a distinctive styles of clothing, music, and a strong counter-culture attitude. The main differentiation is that hipsters are less raucous, less extreme.

      They're punks who want to still have a day job so that they can afford their ironic toys.

    2. Re:It's the new punk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're fucking kidding me right? Hipsters are not in any way counter-culture, they are corporate loving schmucks, everything about hipster is just conformity, they take whatever is in and mainstream and take it further then claim they were into it before it was popular.

    3. Re:It's the new punk by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      implying they rely on anything other than a trust fund for income. (those who don't have trust funds are merely poseurs.)

    4. Re:It's the new punk by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "passive-aggressive punk culture"
      nonsense.
      If it's passive aggressive, it isn't punk.

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    5. Re:It's the new punk by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Desired by men?

      oh, I see you just another internet tough guy.

      Grow up.

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    6. Re:It's the new punk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have missed the past two decades, when most of the "punks" were really just emos with a little more metallic jewelry.
      Those same people are now dressing as hipsters.

      Fwiw, the last time I saw a "macho punk" was in the mid 80s. Those same people would be called "bears" today.

  20. Did anyone else read this as "the man behind..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought for a moment I was outed.

  21. Now that they figured that out by geekoid · · Score: 2

    maybe we can get a vaccine.

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    1. Re:Now that they figured that out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could just stop giving a shit. That works too.

  22. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, lets take advice on cool form someone on /.

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  23. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by geekoid · · Score: 2

    It has ALWAYS been cool to hate hipsters.

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  24. Being consciously different is lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Acting or dressing in a consciously "different" way is still defining yourself in relation to others and logically no different than being totally conformist.

  25. Re: Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what the f. OK I'm shaving my other testicle

  26. Obligatory by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    John S. Hall (aka King Missile) It's Saturday:

    I want to be different, like everybody else I want to be like
    I want to be just like all the different people
    I have no further interest in being the same
    Because I have seen difference all around
    And now I know that that's what I want

    I don't want to blend in and be indistinguishable
    I want to be a part of the different crowd
    And assert my individuality along with the others
    Who are different like me

    I don't want to be identical to anyone or anything
    I don't even want to be identical to myself
    I want to look in the mirror and wonder
    "Who is that person? I've never seen that person before
    I've never seen anyone like that before"

    I want to call into question the very idea
    That identity can be attached
    I want a floating, shifting, ever changing persona
    Invisibility and obscurity

    Detachment from the ego and all of it's pursuits
    Unity is useless
    Conformity is competitive and divisive and leads only to
    Stagnation and death

    Read more: King Missile - It's Saturday Lyrics | MetroLyrics
    http://www.metrolyrics.com/its...

    1. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I definitely think King Missile is as close to an expert as we have on this subject. I don't see a lot of people rocking a detachable penis, after all.

  27. you're unique...just like everyone else. by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    bottom line: everyone wears a uniform. i have my Hannah Montana underwear....somewhere.

    1. Re:you're unique...just like everyone else. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      bottom line: everyone wears a uniform. i have my Hannah Montana underwear....somewhere.

      I burned mine when Cyrus went off the rails.

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  28. It's the new punk by pak9rabid · · Score: 2

    The main differentiation is that hipsters are pussies.

    Fixed that for you.

  29. looking the same trying to look different by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not rocket science -- we saw the same thing in the sixties. Association with a movement -- "hipster" in this case, "hippie" back then -- although intending noncomformity, in truth only means conforming with a different set of rules. Or as Frank Zappa said decades ago, "Everyone in this room is wearing a uniform, and don't kid yourself".

    But -- and I don't think that having married a hippy has colored my judgement -- hipsters are a LOT more annoying. Especially if I get stuck behind one at Starbucks.

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    1. Re:looking the same trying to look different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially if I get stuck behind one at Starbucks.

      If you're in a Starbucks, you're a hipster.

    2. Re:looking the same trying to look different by lgw · · Score: 1

      Both in the 60s and today, hipsters and hippies are distinct groups. "Hippie" is itself a derogatory term created by hipsters to mock those who thought they were hip, but weren't even close. Both terms came to be about the time people stopped being "hep" (the scene in the 40s and 50s was really a separate culture for hipsters anyhow, despite the term carrying over).

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    3. Re:looking the same trying to look different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hippies at least had a culture, and some beliefs, and by their iconic look you knew what they were about.
      Hipster is the same thing, minus the culture, sans the beliefs, and being able to tell what they are about by their icons.
      Hipster dilutes others of like minds finding each other through cultural symbols.
      Hipsters are the white noise of civilization and culture.

    4. Re:looking the same trying to look different by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Especially if I get stuck behind one at Starbucks.

      If you're in a Starbucks, you're a hipster.

      I disagree. I don't order frilly drinks -- I'm there to get the largest regular coffee they serve, to go. I'll go to whatever stand is more convenient considering where I'm traveling at the time. Starbucks is ubiquitous so they're often the choice. I don't get coffee from fast food restaurants anymore, because after Liebeck vs McD's, you can't get coffee at any fast food place that is warmer than tepid (and their coffee sucks anyway). 180 - 190 degrees is the proper serving temperature for coffee, dammit, and for that you have to go to a real coffee shop.

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    5. Re:looking the same trying to look different by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I get it. Hipsters drink strong coffee, dress in black, and won't listen to a band unless nobody has heard of them. Hippies dress more colorful and listen to more trendy music. I suspect hippies have sex more often. Neither realize that each group is wearing a uniform and following a crowd, despite any claim to being counterculture.

      Modern hipsters appear to delight in being as poor and bitchy a customer as humanly possible. In an earlier time, they would have a high mortality rate.

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    6. Re:looking the same trying to look different by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Hipsters are the white noise of civilization and culture.

      I *love* that. May I borrow it?

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      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    7. Re:looking the same trying to look different by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Not rocket science -- we saw the same thing in the sixties. Association with a movement -- "hipster" in this case, "hippie" back then -- although intending noncomformity, in truth only means conforming with a different set of rules. Or as Frank Zappa said decades ago, "Everyone in this room is wearing a uniform, and don't kid yourself".

      So long as it's not the same uniform as their parents, they're probably fine with that.

    8. Re: looking the same trying to look different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but when it's *the* thing to use to describe hipsters, I'll simultaneously crave credit while declaring myself too cool to use it anymore.

    9. Re:looking the same trying to look different by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Not rocket science -- we saw the same thing in the sixties. Association with a movement -- "hipster" in this case, "hippie" back then -- although intending noncomformity, in truth only means conforming with a different set of rules. Or as Frank Zappa said decades ago, "Everyone in this room is wearing a uniform, and don't kid yourself".

      So long as it's not the same uniform as their parents, they're probably fine with that.

      Agreed. And they're probably not old enough to see the irony in that.

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    10. Re:looking the same trying to look different by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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      "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
    11. Re:looking the same trying to look different by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Dunkin Donuts has hot coffee. I regularly hear people asking for ice with their coffee to cool it down.

      Personally, I let it sit in its to-go cup for at least 30 minutes before I start drinking it.

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      "Lack of speed can be overcome. In the worst case by patience." --Znork
    12. Re:looking the same trying to look different by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

      Speaking of hippies and uniforms, The stoner/hippie subset in the late 90's made me see it. My brother would always go for that kind of odd stuff that fit that style, and I thought it was fairly unique, until I dropped them off at a Phish concert. He may have looked different among his peers at high school, but damned if they all didn't look exactly the same at that concert. Desheveled hair usually in a white-guy-fro fashion, birkenstocks everywhere, and band/tyedye/simple t-shirts with ragged looking khaki colored shorts. Another example was the goth stuff, while each one may look a little different, as a group they all looked the same. Saw that when downtown after a concert ended.

  30. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by LessThanObvious · · Score: 1

    I've discovered as I get older that a hipster is anyone under 30 that goes out of their way to adopt any sort of style that would not have had a definable context label 20 years ago.

  31. Bunch of loser conformists by plopez · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everyone knows the real non-conformists are the Goths.

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    1. Re:Bunch of loser conformists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Goth's that read bad poetry and only go out at night? Or the ones that sack Rome and use Axes?

  32. Clever concept, but... by nine-times · · Score: 2

    I like the idea that they're putting forward, but I think it would be a mistake to try to explain this behavior with math like this without dealing with other constraints. For example:

    As you can see, a clear tipping point is recognizable in which all lovers of small goats suddenly see that everyone is wearing Clarks, after which it takes a while for the lovers of small goats to all wear Timberlands. Until they notice that, and switch to something else, et cetera, until infinity.

    So what they're saying, I think, is that there's Event A, which is people recognizing that everyone is wearing Clarks, followed by Event B, where 'hipsters' rebel by switching to the less popular brand of Timberlands. Because there's a delay between Event A and Event B, people have all switched to Timberlands, making it the new popular brand, before the 'hipsters' realize it and have time to react by choose a new kind of shoe.

    However, it doesn't explain why everyone switched to Timberlands instead of various people switching to various other brands. Part of the issue must be some kind of market constraints, where there's some limits on which shoes people will realistically choose. More importantly, there is some level of social conformity going on in all of these groups. It's not clear to me who the 'hipsters' are, but I'm sure that among people adhering to the 'hipster' trends, there are some who are just following the crowd, as is normal. Part of the great irony of social movements that are superficially rebellious is that there must be a conformist aspect, or they wouldn't form a cohesive movement.

    More to the point, it seems to me that a lot of the phenomenon of what people call 'hipsters' are actually very mainstream. The real 'hipsters' were the cool kids doing this stuff several years ago. Most people wouldn't see it enough to complain about 'hipsters' until it became common and mainstream enough that they see it in their normal daily lives.

    1. Re:Clever concept, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In short, the words you are looking for are "false dichotomy". I wonder if this applies to American politics ...

    2. Re: Clever concept, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the new auto tune hit is hyping the timberlands, and they will only be hot and exclusive fur about 8 minutes. It's a race to become cool by wearing a culture icon out of fashion.

  33. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by bigfinger76 · · Score: 1

    I thought they were uniformly disliked for a long while now...

  34. The essential tension by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

    The essential tension of adolescence through young adulthood (and maybe some old adulthood too) is between the need for acceptance (i.e., to "fit in") and the competing need to distinguish oneself (to be seen as special or unique in some way). It explains a lot of what goes on during those years.

  35. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by MarkPNeyer3416 · · Score: 2

    i'm a hipster, and i don't hate you.

    the things you ascribe to hipsters - those are more caricature than reality. if being a hipster is really about liking things before it's cool, you can see us as cultural forecasters. we perform a service for society akin to that peformed by record or film studio executives - we watch shitty movies and listen to shitty music, so you don't have to. you may call it peacocking, but if you think there's value in predicting the future of the culture - and shaping it - i'd suggest that hipsters play a useful role in society. no need to hate us.

    yes there are hipsters who are assholes - but that's not cool. everyone seems to agree that hipsters are interested in being cool, so i'd suggest that those hipsters who are dicks about it - they're just not that great at being hipsters, either.

  36. Yet another quant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clothing? Well, that's interesting (I suppose?), but this area of study has really been about the use of speculation to increase the valuation of hedge funds. And that, my friends, is both very scary and very interesting. For my own part, it's more worth reading this paper's bibliography than the paper itself.

  37. Self assessment by Livius · · Score: 2

    Hipster is all about defining oneself as a hipster.

    The rest of the world actually doesn't care.

    1. Re:Self assessment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience, it's only people who don't define themselves as hipsters who care about whether someone else is a hipster or not. And, of course, most of them would or have been called a hipster by someone else who, of course, doesn't define themselves as a hipster. "Hipster" has become a nonsense-word epithet; people see it as a license to hate others for the flimsiest and most superficial of reasons. If you want to upset someone who calls someone else a hipster, ask them for the specific reasons why the target of the word is a hipster and then ask why it is those specific things bother them so much.

    2. Re: Self assessment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to soften the R, dog.

    3. Re:Self assessment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod points, my kingdom* for mod points!

      * I don't actually have a kingdom. Alas.

  38. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love it. Hipster-hate, in all it's forms, is the latest new thing! It's the latest trend.

    Which makes you a hipster. And if you were disparaging hipsters *before* it was cool, the you are definitely a hipster.

    hipster-hate has always been cool.

  39. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You missed the key part, USING the clothes, icons and imagery of 20 years ago sans all context to make it cool. Again, without knowing it was cool, why it was cool, when it fell off, and what replaced it.

    The lack of context and understanding seems to be a core tenant of hipsterism.

  40. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by painandgreed · · Score: 1

    I love it. Hipster-hate, in all it's forms, is the latest new thing! It's the latest trend.

    Nope. Hipster hate has been around since at least the 40's when it was associated with jazz. Hipster is a pretty much generic term for whatever twenty somethings are doing currently. It was used in the 40's and 50's became hippies in the 60's and 70's. The 80's seemed filled with a variety of alternative subcultures so they all got their own names, but it has returned for at least twenty years where I have heard the hipster hate in my trendy section of Seattle. The twenty somethings in the neighborhood are always called hipsters and have had variety of looks in the last two decades from white belted rockers to the current lumbersexuals. The up and coming youth always want to do their own thing which somehow seems to involved dressing in their grandparent's clothes, listening to new music, and generally trying not to be their parents. The parents always hate this.

  41. You're unique, just like everybody else. by jnork · · Score: 1

    Eh. You non-conformists are all alike.

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    Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
  42. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by zieroh · · Score: 1

    I love it. Hipster-hate, in all it's forms, is the latest new thing! It's the latest trend.

    Which makes you a hipster. And if you were disparaging hipsters *before* it was cool, the you are definitely a hipster.

    Quick, get on board the hipster-hate train, before it becomes uncool!

    I think someone hit a nerve.

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    People who say "sheeple" have about as much sophistication as an AOL user, and in fact are probably actually AOL users.
  43. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by zieroh · · Score: 3, Informative

    we perform a service for society akin to that peformed by record or film studio executives - we watch shitty movies and listen to shitty music, so you don't have to. you may call it peacocking, but if you think there's value in predicting the future of the culture - and shaping it - i'd suggest that hipsters play a useful role in society.

    DO NOT WANT.

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    People who say "sheeple" have about as much sophistication as an AOL user, and in fact are probably actually AOL users.
  44. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by xevioso · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm 41 with a gigantic oustache. I work in tech, live in San Francisco, like craft beer, and bike to work, all things associated with being a hipster (except my age). I don't define myself around my consumption habits; I just am. I like to bike. I like to drink craft beer. I like working in tech, and my facial hair rocks. It's the idiots out there like you who feel it's necessary to label folks different than themselves as " empty soulless yuppie shitheads." If you think that having a mustache or liking craft beer is what makes a person a shithead, then you are part of the problem.

  45. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In my day, we called them posers.

  46. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by xevioso · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And so you think hipsters, as you define them, are unaware of why those things are cool at one time? or are you just pulling this out of your ass?

    Do you realize that David Lee Roth's "Just a Gigolo" was a remake of a 1929 song by Irving Ceasar? So all those people who loved the remake in the 80's were just ignorant and being "ironic" for liking the song without know the original context?

    And the original Irving Cesar version was a remake of an Austrian song, "Schöner Gigolo, armer Gigolo", composed in 1928 in Vienna by Leonello Casucci. So all those "hipsters" in 1929 who liked the remake were too cool for their own good for liking a song without knowing the original context?

    This is the stupidity of the anti-hipster "movement". Virtually everything put out these days is a rehash, remake, or takes something from something that came before it. Liking those things without knowing the original "context" of it doesn't make you less of a person, or more importantly, worthy of ridicule.

  47. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by radtea · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cool-hunting has been around forever and is done by all kinds of people, not just hipsters. Were hipsters in at the start with glam rock? Disco? New Country?

    Yet all those things were "cool" (for a certain value of "cool") once upon a time.

    So hipsters are at best a subset of cool-hunters, and not a very interesting set, because they differ from other cool-hunters in their stupidity, insularity and arrogance. Many cool-hunters want to find the cool and share it with others. Hipsters want to find the cool and keep it to themselves, to the point of denying that anything that has become popular is cool any more.

    Furthermore, you don't understand futures trading, even a little bit. Futures trading is about hedging, not discovery. They literally have nothing to do with each other. Futures markets are not predictive, they simply represent the mean of trader's expectations. They are an essentially homogenizing force. So if you think hipsters are like futures traders you are saying they are trying to make everyone the same bland and boring type.

    Another clue that hipsters have nothing interesting to say is their proclivity for using unconventional typography--such as eschewing capitalization--to draw attention away from the vacuity and falsehood of so much of what they say.

    Hipsterism is the practice of misdirection. Hipsters are lame people who have learned that attention is the scarcest human resource, so they can hide behind a few attention-grabbing quirks. It saves them from having to do anything actually interesting, useful or productive.

    It's kind of sad, really, but the hate they get is well-deserved, because they are socially useless people who are deliberating soaking up our precious, limited attention on completely pointless self-aggrandizement.

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    Blasphemy is a human right. Blasphemophobia kills.
  48. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm sure you came up with the whole craft beer, riding a bike and handlebar moustache all by yourself. I'm sure everyone respects you as well.

  49. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by pavera · · Score: 1

    I've never met a hipster who wasn't uber interested in proving how uncool other people were. Mostly they find people "uncool" for being "late" to whatever thing they thought was completely awesome 3-6 months ago. I've never met one who wanted to be cool, at least not in the traditional definition.

    By definition they aren't interested in being cool, to be cool, you have to be doing what the majority of people are doing, and by that time the hipsters have moved on to whatever is next to avoid becoming "cool".

  50. Insightful Point by Zanadou · · Score: 2

    "If everyone always wants to look different than everybody else, [then] everybody starts looking the same."

    Whoa. Probably the most insightful thing I've read all year. Worthy of putting on a T-shirt and wearing around (like a hipster).

    (It's turtles all the way down...)

  51. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Nemyst · · Score: 3, Insightful

    we perform a service for society akin to that peformed by record or film studio executives - we watch shitty movies and listen to shitty music, so you don't have to.

    Are you actually serious? How about starving the shitty movies and music out of the market by not giving them a fucking audience? You're part of the problem, not the solution.

  52. The more things change ... by cyberspittle · · Score: 1

    ... the more they look the same.

  53. The strange appeal of anticonformism by swb · · Score: 1

    What I find interesting is the recurring appeal of not conforming.

    It seems like nearly every iteration of non-conformity, from jazz-loving hipsters, to hippies, to the punks/alternatives, to the generally current crop of bearded hipsters ultimately becomes popular.

    Some of this can be explained by people who adopt the facile elements of these trends merely to appear popular, but many of these flavors of non-conformity end up having fairly enduring influence over larger culture which seems to be outsize relative to the number of people consciously glomming on just for popularity.

    Why do people seem so drawn to fringe, non-conformist cultures?

    1. Re:The strange appeal of anticonformism by Talderas · · Score: 1

      They're been "taught" that they are special snowflakes so they can't be part of the conformist group.

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      "Lack of speed can be overcome. In the worst case by patience." --Znork
  54. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Prune · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of substantial reasons to partake. http://thelastpsychiatrist.com...

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    "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
  55. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Prune · · Score: 1
    --
    "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
  56. Mod parent up by Prune · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This paragraph alone is enough to make a +5 post:

    Hipsterism is the practice of misdirection. Hipsters are lame people who have learned that attention is the scarcest human resource, so they can hide behind a few attention-grabbing quirks. It saves them from having to do anything actually interesting, useful or productive.

    --
    "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
  57. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Prune · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his tea before it was cool.

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    "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
  58. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Prune · · Score: 1

    The name has changed, but not the substance. I saw more than I wish I had in the year I lived in San Francisco.

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    "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
  59. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by davydagger · · Score: 1

    you can't shit a shitter. Typical hipster, simply turn the problem around by simply rephrasing it, with no real substance or meaning.

  60. ISIS - Textile = Hipster Beard (?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Add textiles to bearding hipsters and homeland security issues leap into existence and rise to the level of legitimate concern, right?

  61. Cold War Chiasmus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone noticed that during the Cold War, especially the 1950's that in order to defend individual liberty against Communism, one had to conform (wife, house, kids, consumerism, etc.). Communists used individualistic types (artists, writers, performers) to dangle "individuality" to deconform people from consumerism to reconform them into Communism.

            Conform so that you may be free or be free that you may conform. In the former, the process never gets to the "free" part. The latter always completes. Human nature as it is results in the tyranny of market expectations or the tyranny of mastermind expectations.

  62. Pigeonhole Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One sports a beard, he is called a terrorist.
    One is baldshaven, he is called a white supremacist.
    One grows long hair, he is called a fleabag/hippie/DeadHead,etc.
    One works out, he is called a jock
    One develops interests in the machines that order society, he is called a geek, nerd, boffin, hacker, et cetera ad nauseam.

    There are labels for every sort of person when said person attempts to distinguish oneself from the crowd. When one gets philosophical about individuality and starts calling people cattle, bovines, conformists, drones, lemming, TOOLS, etc., there are labels for that, smartmouth, troublemaker, watchlisted, etc.

  63. Christy Wampole of the New York Times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christy Wampole wrote an opinion piece on the hipster phenomenon a couple of years ago, which seems relevant to the discussion.

    http://mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/opinionator/2012/11/17/how-to-live-without-irony/

  64. Be a rock, the river of fashion flows around you by istartedi · · Score: 1

    I gave up on conformity a long time ago (I suck at it) but I didn't strive to be a non-conformist (I would have preferred to be normal).

    Result? I've found that the opinions of others are all over the map. I stand still, they do the moving.

    For example, there was a time when everybody was wearing these glasses with really narrow lenses, like horizontal strips of glass. I hated them. I wanted the kind of glasses I've always worn--thick frames, big lenses.

    I get out to California, and for a year or two, people were complimenting my glasses.

    Now nobody says anything about them.

    Crap like that. I don't care. Then there are other, far more important things that matter... and if you are true to yourself, the rest of the world may or may not like you for it; but at least you don't hate yourself.

    Anyway, as for the "hipster effect", maybe it just so happens that there are only so many generic categories. The odds that you'll really stand out for anything just aren't that great. In fact, the odds that you'll even be perceived as unique aren't that great. I've had people tell me I look like somebody I know on a number of occasions over the years. It has happened when I had short hair and a mustache. It has happened when I had long hair and was clean-shaven.

    I care more about the price of gas.

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    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  65. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... *before* it was cool

    Why'd the hipster drown?

    He went ice-skating before it was cool.

  66. Postmodernist fail? by dubsnipe · · Score: 1

    Could this be expanded and be taken as a mathematical refutation of postmodernism?

  67. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By definition they aren't interested in being cool, to be cool, you have to be doing what the majority of people are doing, and by that time the hipsters have moved on to whatever is next to avoid becoming "cool".

    By the image they want, yes. By their actions, no.

    "Before it is cool" is mutually exclusive with being cool, yet I have never heard of a hipster that would be caught dead in anything that wasn't cool.
    Hipsters merely try to be extra sensitive to where the mainstream is heading and picking it up just before everyone and their mom has.

    You know what we call people that does things before they are cool? Dorks, or possibly nerds. They are people who do things that aren't cool yet, or that never will be cool.

  68. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must be a hipster, as your reply was ironically without any real substance or meaning.

  69. Remember, you're unique... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like everyone else!

  70. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Talderas · · Score: 2

    Another clue that hipsters have nothing interesting to say is their proclivity for using unconventional typography--such as eschewing capitalization--to draw attention away from the vacuity and falsehood of so much of what they say.

    I want to turn this sentence into a song.

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    "Lack of speed can be overcome. In the worst case by patience." --Znork
  71. If only they would... by unitron · · Score: 1

    ...want to look different *from* everyone else.

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    I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

  72. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by asdfj · · Score: 1

    If I were his coworker I'd sure be thrilled that he shows up to work every day all sweaty and starts to stink probably around 11am. And that all-natural deodorant-not-antiperspirant he likely uses sure doesn't help. People who bike to work tend to be the olfactory-oblivious type, in my experience (and a lot of people bike to work in here in NY).

  73. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by neurovish · · Score: 1

    I'm 41 with a gigantic oustache. I work in tech, live in San Francisco, like craft beer, and bike to work, all things associated with being a hipster (except my age). I don't define myself around my consumption habits; I just am. I like to bike. I like to drink craft beer. I like working in tech, and my facial hair rocks. It's the idiots out there like you who feel it's necessary to label folks different than themselves as " empty soulless yuppie shitheads." If you think that having a mustache or liking craft beer is what makes a person a shithead, then you are part of the problem.

    Hmmm, you're pretty close. What size pants do you wear, and how often do you wear plaid?

  74. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by asdfj · · Score: 2

    Hipster != indie. Hell, Vampire Weekend isn't even indie. Hipsters are not prophets of "cool." They're not some required demographic to seek out lesser known media. They're the bandwagoners who jump on to the latest retro revival trend and pretend they're the only ones doing it and nobody else has ever heard of Can or Sonic Youth because their parents weren't playing those tapes. But even if mommy and daddy only listened to pop and 80s hair metal, at least they still paid your rent and gave you the financial freedom to express your counter-culturedness in a tastefully kitschy way. That's why we hate you. Miles and Monk were true first-definition hipsters, and they'd despise the lot of you posers.

  75. What's wrong with hippster? by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    I love it. Hipster-hate, in all it's forms, is the latest new thing! It's the latest trend.

    What's wrong with hippster? ... I love hippster. Nerdyness becoming the über-chique. That's awesome. For once, fashion has caught up with nerd-culture and not the other way around. In the 80ies it was Grundge and oversized, today it's hippster. Different name, same thing, basically. I can get huge and stable plastic frame glasses that are sturdy, cheap and let me see everything and I'm right ahead with the avantgarde.

    The best thing about it is, that if you want to dress extra classy, a *normal* suit and tie will do just fine, becaue everybody else is wearing chucks and NBs anyway. And, to be honest, girls all dressed up like chicas in high-heels and tons of makeup all day never was my thing. I thing they look really cute with their baggy smurf-woolen caps, doc martens and oversized parkas. ... It's all been there in the 60ies and 80ies already and I love it whenever it comes around.

    Yay for Hippster!

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    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  76. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this some kind of Russell paradox for hipsterdom? You're not a hipster, but you're suffering righteous indignation as if you were, which is ironic, which makes you kind of a hipster, which means it's no longer ironic, so you're not a hipster. My brain is melting right now.

  77. I can't be a hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have an iPhone, Mac, iPad, nor do I have a Prius or Mini.

    1. Re:I can't be a hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could always just unbolt the brakes from your bicycle...

  78. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More caricature than reality? You're living the caricature right in this post. You say you're performing a "service for society" and "shaping the future of culture", with no hint of irony whatsoever. No offense, mate, but if you don't understand why saying those things makes someone a dick, you'll never understand why people think hipsters are dicks. It's not because they're assholes in the sense of being rude or offensive, it's because they intrinsically embody an over-inflated sense of their own importance compared to everybody else in the culture. You just proved the fucking point with your own post.

  79. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or you could, you know, not be a 15-year-old with an existential social identity crisis at age 35. You could also stop defining yourself around your consumption habbits. the real problem with hipsters, is beneath the beard, beneath the "ironic" whatever, or whatever knickknacks, and chockskies, are still empty soulless yuppie shitheads.

    tchotchkes

    I'm a pretty good speller but I have trouble with that one.

  80. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by EdwardFurlong · · Score: 1

    Does your bike have more than one gear and brakes?

  81. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "... all things associated with being a poser.."

    Fixed that for you.

    In other words, youre trendy, you strive to fit in with a group and identify with a group rather than just be yourself and let the chips fall where they may.

    Self conscious, insecure, superficial - going through (continuing?) puberty in your 40s is nothing to brag about, son. Perception is not reality.

  82. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vampire Weekend sucks.

  83. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is ridiculous. Youre applying a far too broad label to Hipster.

    Hipster is anyone who concerns themselves with fads, trends, being "in", fitting in - the See and Be Seen crowd. They lift their pinkies as they sip their chai.

    60's British Mods were "hipsters", 60s British Rockers were most definitely not.

    Likewise, you might be able to make a case that in the US, the east-coast, Timothy Leary hippie scene were hipsters - but certainly not the mid west Grand Funk Railroad scene.

    You could definitely call all the fucking 70s Disco assholes hipsters - you could not even come close to calling all the 70s rockers hipsters.

    Another clue - there are almost no working class, blue collar Hipsters. There are really, but they wont admit it - its something to be ashamed of to a Hipster.

  84. Oh God it just occurred to me by PJ6 · · Score: 1

    hipsters... it's a derangement problem.

  85. People Are Defined By What They Do by surd1618 · · Score: 1

    Everything else is like alms, except for attention instead of money. The amount of vitriol directed at people for putting on a front to get noticed a little bit, is silly, when you consider what really matters in life. It might seem like a geek's pipe-dream, to think that the day will come when people are defined by what they do instead of what they consume. However, the truth is, that this day has already come, and in fact the (tiny) amount of attention we collectively pay to people for how they dress or spend their free time is just a pittance that we put forth to keep the world from being a very very hard place for most people to tolerate. So, I like hipsters a little, but mostly I am just concerned about myself and what I am doing or can do. I would probably espouse some hatred for their ilk conversationally, but I don't really mean it.

  86. I call BS on this study by kmoser · · Score: 1

    One walk through Williamsburgh and you will immediately see all the hipsters sporting beards (everything from stubble to full-on woodsman), retro 1960s style thick-framed glasses, and skinny jeans. Only an idiot would not notice they have been looking like everybody else for years. Hipster just want to look like the rest of their fringe group, while at the same time hoping nobody else catches on to their trend. It has nothing to do with this stupid cognitive delay mentioned by the article. People will begin to shift away from the hipster look when they're tired of it, not when they realize everybody else looks that way.

  87. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

    I've found the insane homeless look works for me

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  88. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares? Looks are only skin deep anyway.

  89. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

    Quick, get on board the hipster-hate train, before it becomes uncool!

    Man, I think it's already been uncool for like 6 months. Get with the times already!

  90. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

    In SF's climate, most days one doesn't really get sweaty from biking. (Please do not take this as an endorsement of craft beers and/or mustaches.)

  91. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

    But who would possibly need multiple gears, much less brakes, in one of the hilliest cities in America?

  92. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes I'll see a batty old lady in a crazy outfit, and I can't tell if she's an insane homeless person, or insane heiresses with a penthouse at the top of Russian Hill.

  93. Hint to submitters : by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    DEFINE your terms, if you're not really, really really sure that they're generally understood.

    What is a "hipster" ; I see the word used about every couple of months, and I've always taken it to refer to a low slung type of jeans, though whether they're on men, women, or androgynes has never been clear. And so what a "hipster effect" I guess would be what we call "builders cleavage". In America, it may be called "butt cleavage" - I heard the term occasionally back in the 1980s.

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  94. Re:Great! More hipster hate. by davydagger · · Score: 1

    thats kinda funny, because as much as hipsters hating being "judged for being diffrent", 90% of problems with hipsters stem from them making very harsh, but every empty judgements of other people based purely on asthetical or nonsensical reasons. In fact, the entire essence of being a "hipster" is "keeping up on the jones" too far on a never ending search to be "hip" enough, owning the right trinkets, chotchkies, knick-knacks, that have close to zero meaning or relivance. You go buy "obscure" music records, merely as material trophies. Of course, the people who have better things to do with their life than be a poser to all scenes are judged harshly for not being as "cool" as you, and never know what the fuck your talking about. This is something that is somewhat OK when your 15, mabey even 18 years old, and still trying to find yourself. Being a trendy bastard in high school might get you some scoffs from your fellow students, but as an adult, I see it as somewhat understandable for a teenager to do such things trying to prove and find 'emselves. Your 41 and still doing that. Thats pathetic.