ISS's 3-D Printer Creates Its First Object In Space
An anonymous reader writes: NASA reports that the 3-D printer now installed on the International Space Station has finally finished its first creation. After it was installed on November 17th and calibrated over the next week, ground control sent it instructions yesterday to build a faceplate for the extruder's own casing. The process was mostly a success. "[Astronaut Butch Wilmore] Wilmore removed the part from the printer and inspected it. Part adhesion on the tray was stronger than anticipated, which could mean layer bonding is different in microgravity, a question the team will investigate as future parts are printed. Wilmore installed a new print tray, and the ground team sent a command to fine-tune the printer alignment and printed a third calibration coupon. When Wilmore removes the calibration coupon, the ground team will be able to command the printer to make a second object. The ground team makes precise adjustments before every print, and the results from this first print are contributing to a better understanding about the parameters to use when 3-D printing on the space station."
At first I thought they were a bunch of backwards anti-technology morons, but seems they have real capabilities. The only thing they could be making up there is space weapons, aimed right at America and Israel. Normally I'm against war, but maybe now is the time to take these guys out. Before they take us out first.
Close, but your syllable count is a bit off. Something like this would work:
fuck ink jet printers
fuck all those fucking printers
i fucking hate them
Technically, though, you're supposed to have a connection with nature for it to be proper haiku. So maybe something more like
ink jet printer rests
at the bottom of the bog
piece of shit printer
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