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TSA Has Record-Breaking Haul In 2014: Guns, Cannons, and Swords

An anonymous reader writes The TSA has gathered an impressive pile of confiscated weapons this year. In early November the agency had already discovered 1,855 firearms at checkpoints. In addition to guns, they've also collected machetes, hatchets, swords, giant scissors, brass knuckles, cannonballs, bear repellent and, this past October, an unloaded cannon. "Maybe someone has a lucky inert grenade they brought back from some war, or a nice cane was given to them and they forgot that the thing is actually a sword," said Jeff Price, author of Practical Aviation Security, "It's the people that are carrying stuff like chainsaws that make me wonder."

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  1. Chainsaws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You mean people who work for tree removal services? That makes you wonder?

    We had a bad ice storm here last year, I personally know about a dozen people who flew in with their chainsaws to help with cleanup, and pocket sacks of cash since just about every tree in town was damaged.

    1. Re:Chainsaws? by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cannons, chainsaws, swords... Feh, that's nothing. I was on a flight recently where some terrist tried to get on board with 16 ounces of shampoo!!! Luckily, the alert and quick-thinking TSA guardians of public safety caught him before he could cause any gory deaths.

    2. Re:Chainsaws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tell me about it. I once saw a group of folks try to board a flight with their dignity intact. The TSA confiscated it all.

    3. Re:Chainsaws? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Funny

      I cant imagine it'd fit well.

      Well, just fire up the chainsaw, and carve the compartment so it fits.

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    4. Re:Chainsaws? by schlachter · · Score: 5, Funny

      I saw an old lady try to board with knitting needles! She was clearly hoping to make an Afghan in mid-flight.

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    5. Re:Chainsaws? by hawguy · · Score: 2

      Cannons, chainsaws, swords... Feh, that's nothing. I was on a flight recently where some terrist tried to get on board with 16 ounces of shampoo!!! Luckily, the alert and quick-thinking TSA guardians of public safety caught him before he could cause any gory deaths.

      I was behind a guy that tried to bring not one, but *two* bottles of shampoo. The TSA agent was going to make him throw them out but he said "But these are from my doctor and very expensive". TSA said, "do you have a prescription for these?" He replied "yes," then they let him take the bottles through with no further questions. The shampoo didn't have any special labels to indicate it was prescription, looked like the faux "professional" shampoo in a white bottle you can buy at any hair salon. Apparently once you say the magic incantation "Prescription", it's impossible for a product to have any nefarious use, so it's perfectly safe.

      My doctor told me to drink more water, so next time I fly, I'll tell TSA that my water bottle was prescribed by my doctor.

    6. Re:Chainsaws? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Funny

      Those bastards got six quarts of used motor oil and thirty seven dead CFL's from me!

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  2. And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by sideslash · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These were items confiscated, i.e. stolen from citizens. Heaven forbid that American citizens think they have a right to keep and bear arms. Bearing arms is the mark of a terrorist. Not the kind of terrorist who actually blows up buildings or shoots people, mind you, rather just one who plays the part of "Terrorist" in the Security Theater.

  3. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by ianbnet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow. I mean, I travel a ton and get annoyed by the TSA as much as the next guy, but you really think it's OK to take a gun onto an airplane? Agree to disagree. People who need to transport their legally owned firearms can do so through the simple act of checking them. There isn't an airline or country the world over that would allow firearms, not to mention loaded _with rounds chambered_ (FTFA) onto a plane.

    We can argue all we want to about the cannon (I'm with the anon who thinks if you manage to hijack a plane with it... congrats!), but guns, grenades, large knives... just check it! This isn't a terrorism thing. It's basic safety 101, especially in an already stressful, crowded environment.

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  4. How many had intent to hijack? by SlashDread · · Score: 3, Informative

    zero.

  5. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by itzly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    you really think it's OK to take a gun onto an airplane

    Not much worse than taking a gun to a shopping mall or movie theater, actually.

  6. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by buchner.johannes · · Score: 5, Funny

    We can argue all we want to about the cannon (I'm with the anon who thinks if you manage to hijack a plane with it... congrats!)

    You know nothing. You put the cannons at the windows, and shoot at the wings of the other planes. Once they are hit, you throw hooks to hijack and loot! That's how to pirate an airship.

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  7. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by cold+fjord · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Shopping malls don't tend to depressurize when punctured.

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  8. the things americans got to keep by nimbius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    fear: Americans were once again this year permitted to take their uncodifiable fear of terrorism along each and every flight.
    compliance:unquestioned, lock step obedience to a national travel policy thats done nothing to reduce or eliminate terrorism, as domestic events like the Aurora and giffords shooting have simply been redefined as tragedies. Anders Brevik's christian crusade of bloodshed was not stopped by the inability to bring nail clippers onto a plane.
    poverty: americans got to take their looming debt, foreclosures, and reposessions along for the ride while dutifully shuffling sixty billion dollars to the department of homeland security, an agency that failed to stop terrorism like the benghazi bombing, or the boston marathon bombing, at all.

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  9. These crazy archeologist... by SysKoll · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the paternalist, condescending article: Beyond firearms, of course, TSA officers encounter an extremely wide variety of other prohibited items at airport checkpoints, including ... an unloaded cannon.

    Because archeologist or collectors should absolutely check in priceless historical artifacts! It's not like baggage handler would steal anything, or the airlines would lose luggage, ho ho, how silly.

    Hey, this thing was a firearm once, right? So it's totally justified, innit? Even though the picture even shows that the thing is rusty, unable to fire, and very old.

    Do you know how funny it is in Dilbert cartoon when the PHB adopts a tone of condescending smugness to assert misinformed, ill-reasoned opinions? Well, somehow, these bureaucrats don't manage to make it funny.

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    1. Re:These crazy archeologist... by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 2

      when the PHB adopts a tone of condescending smugness to assert misinformed, ill-reasoned opinions?

      Gygax could come across like that sometimes...

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  10. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by Trachman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If someone had a gun on September 11, 2001 perhaps the history would be different. In Soviet Russia all pilots were armed, and rightly so.

    I travel and every day I see pocket knifes, souvenir knifes being stolen at the checkpoints. The other day my credit card size stainless steel multi-tool (ruler, screwdriver, wrench and a 2 centimeter cutting edge) has been confiscated because it had a less than one inch "blade". Yikes.

    Every single day passengers bring bottles of whiskey and other alcohol in the glass bottles, which is essentially a ceramic blade/knife, if the bottle is broken. Heck, you can buy alcohol in the airplane.

    I have interviewed several airport security directors and directors supplying security solutions. All of them, in private, agreed that this is a security theater.

  11. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Shopping malls don't tend to depressurize when punctured.

    Neither do aircraft.

    The pressurisation pumps are more than capable of keeping up with the amount of air leaking through a thumb-sized hole.

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  12. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by tompaulco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People who need to transport their legally owned firearms can do so through the simple act of checking them.

    There is about the same chance of a gun getting discovered by the TSA at checkpoint as there is of getting your gun discovered in luggage. However, the chances of them confiscating it if discovered at the checkpoint is 100%, while the chance of TSA stealing it out of your luggage is probably only about 1/4 or an 1/8th of that. Statistics say that you should check your gun, because 80% or so of the time, it will not get stolen.
    Unfortunately, in this day and age, you really should carry on anything worth more to you than a pair of jeans. Since you can no longer lock your luggage, and the TSA agents have stolen billions of dollars of items out of luggage, you are a fool to check anything valuable.

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  13. Re:oblig Simpson's joke by rossdee · · Score: 2

    I look forward to the movie "Bears on a Plane"

  14. Re:Canon? by Deadstick · · Score: 2

    Specifically this canon was found in luggage

    I believe I once had a record of Pachelbel's Canon in my luggage. Perhaps you're thinking of cannons.

  15. Except that.. by s.petry · · Score: 5, Interesting

    These people are generally not bringing their gun on an airplane because they want to shoot someone (I can't vouch for everyone's intent). These are people that probably have a valid conceal carry permit, don't normally fly, and just worked out of habit only to have their stuff confiscated. Meaning, that while it was an error they can't get their stuff back.

    Do I find an inert hand grenade paperweight to be a terribly frightening weapon? Nope, but the TSA does and confiscates those too. Gag items like giant scissors are not a threat either, well maybe if they were sharpened in in the hands of Chuck Norris (who would be a threat without the giant scissors). A "cannon ball" is not a threat without, well.. a cannon and a good amount of black powder.

    Maybe the term "mens rea" is lost on you, but it has been a critical part of western legal systems for centuries. At least until recently anyway. IMHO this is just the TSA trying to A) Justify their job. and B) Attempt to humor us in that attempt.

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    1. Re:Except that.. by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 2

      Maybe they figured cannonball guy and the guy with the cannon were in cahoots.

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    2. Re:Except that.. by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      These are people that probably have a valid conceal carry permit, don't normally fly, and just worked out of habit only to have their stuff confiscated. Meaning, that while it was an error they can't get their stuff back.

      If you forget that you're carrying a firearm you probably shouldn't have a concealed carry permit in the first place I say this as a Second Amendment supporter and holder of a concealed carry license in a State (New York) where it's pretty damned hard to get them. What excuse is there for neglecting to remember the fact that you're carrying a firearm?

      I concur with your sentiment about meas rea, FWIW, but still....

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  16. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    IMO all adults (with exemptions for handicapped and/or mentally disabled) should be *required* to carry a handgun on an airplane. If everyone is armed, the terrorists have no standing at all.

    Rentals should be made available at the terminal, for people who don't own guns or forgot to bring theirs.

  17. Re:Good job guys by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Pretty much what I thought. Let's compare that to how many of these things would have gotten on a plane pre-security theater.

    Guns? Nope. Metal detector.
    Hatchets, Chainsaws and the like? Nope. Metal detector, not to mention that these things are frickin' bulky.
    Cannonballs? Erh... Metal detector, but without a cannon they're just ... heavy. Not dangerous.
    Bear repellant? Oh. No. You could have gotten that on board. Using it would have been a different issue, since yes, you could have maced the whole crew and some passengers... before the rest of the passengers pile up on you and KILL you because they're afraid you might be a 9/11 attacker.

    Folks, the 9/11 attacks are like the old trojan horse story (the real one, not the malware). It worked once. ONCE. It will never ever work again. Nobody will ever again go "oh look, a horsie, our enemies made us a present, let's haul it into our fortress!". And neither will people sit down quietly and hope that the hijacking will be over soon. The reason people did that was simply that until 9/11, that's how hijacking worked. You hijack a plane, you demand to fly to some godforsaken country where you trade the passenger hostages against some "political" prisoners. That's how this spiel worked. 9/11 changed that.

    I promise you, if there are ever again 4 idiots with carpet knifes trying to hold up a plane, they have exactly ZERO chance of survival. What's the worst that could happen to you if you attack them? Well, they could ... cut you... What WILL happen if you don't? Plane -> Building -> fiery death.

    What's the logical thing to do?

    CHARGE!

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  18. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by JDHannan · · Score: 2

    Until there are 4 or 5 thumb sized holes, or a hole the size of a window

    Plus no one has ever piloted a shopping mall into a building

  19. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I get what you mean, but an airflow of 10-12psi through metal holes generally doesn't "erode" like that. The metal would have to be extremely weak and brittle already, say pre-fatigued to the verge of failure, in which case the aircraft was already a death-trap.

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  20. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by SydShamino · · Score: 4, Informative

    Err, you know you are not only allowed to lock luggage containing a gun, but you are required to do so? It's spelled out explicitly in the rules.*

    While it was a few years ago and the laws may have changed, I read somewhere that you should travel with a starter pistol. The TSA considers them guns, which means you are allowed (required) to securely lock your checked baggage, but (most) states don't consider them weapons, so you can travel with them to different states without multiple concealed carry permits.

    * this is with a real lock, not a TSA lock

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  21. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by firewrought · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I travel and every day I see pocket knifes, souvenir knifes being stolen at the checkpoints. The other day my credit card size stainless steel multi-tool (ruler, screwdriver, wrench and a 2 centimeter cutting edge) has been confiscated because it had a less than one inch "blade". Yikes.

    To be fair, John Pistole (the TSA head) tried to drop this restriction and permit knifes with blades <= 2.36 inches, but transportation workers, victims groups, and various congressmen thru a hissy-fit, so he was forced to drop it.

    2.36 inches!! Land of the brave, my arse.

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  22. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by itzly · · Score: 2

    Who says they're going to fire the gun ? Most gun carrying folks in the US rarely fire it in public.

  23. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 2

    Every window on a large passenger aircraft are multi-layered laminated glass and plastic, not just the cockpit windows. They don't explode out when punctured.

    As I said, people have shot up planes before. This is not a new thing.

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  24. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by g0bshiTe · · Score: 2

    There isn't an airline or country the world over that would allow firearms, not to mention loaded _with rounds chambered

    US Marshalls carry on planes, some airlines have firearms in the cockpit.

    http://www.tsa.gov/about-tsa/law-enforcement-officers-flying-armed

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Air_Marshal_Service

    So it would seem for someone that travels a ton you are blissfully unaware that there is a high probability that flights you are on have a firearm inside the cabin with you.

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  25. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by Carewolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If someone had a gun on September 11, 2001 perhaps the history would be different. In Soviet Russia all pilots were armed, and rightly so.

    I travel and every day I see pocket knifes, souvenir knifes being stolen at the checkpoints. The other day my credit card size stainless steel multi-tool (ruler, screwdriver, wrench and a 2 centimeter cutting edge) has been confiscated because it had a less than one inch "blade". Yikes.

    Every single day passengers bring bottles of whiskey and other alcohol in the glass bottles, which is essentially a ceramic blade/knife, if the bottle is broken. Heck, you can buy alcohol in the airplane.

    I have interviewed several airport security directors and directors supplying security solutions. All of them, in private, agreed that this is a security theater.

    No it wouldn't. It wasn't a problem to fight against the hobby knives unarmed either, no one expected the hijackers to be suicide terrorist, and the only thing that would make a difference is hind-sight.

  26. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    let's also consider that there have been no successful terrorist activity on US airlines since all these measures were put in place.

    However, all non-successful attempts were stopped by passengers on the aircraft, not TSA.

    TSA cannot point to a single example of a terrorist being stopped by them. Not one.

    (And you know they would be shouting it from the rooftops, given that they brag about stealing items from non-terrorists as if their agents had done something good.)

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  27. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If someone had a gun on September 11, 2001 perhaps the history would be different.

    Pre-911 being hijacked meant "If you sit down and be quiet, we fly this plane to Cuba, protest for a bit and then everyone goes free. An inconvenience, but nobody gets hurt. If you try to fight back, you'll be killed." So even if someone had a gun in the first two planes, they would have likely kept quiet until it was too late.

    The passengers in the third plane did try to shoot back when they found out what happened to the first two planes, but a passenger with a gun might not have made much of a difference. At that point, the terrorists had control of the airplane and even a gun wouldn't have given the passengers the upper hand quick enough to keep the terrorists from crashing the plane.

    Nowadays, if someone tries to hijack a plane - even if they intend the "flight to Cuba" kind of hijacking - the passengers are going to rise up, guns or no guns.

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  28. Re:Good job guys by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's because the next time it won't be with carpet knives.

    No, it's because hijacking of airplanes ended on 9/11. Unless you can get more hijackers than passengers onto a plane (or at least enough hijackers to physically overpower the passengers) it can no longer work. It only worked before because passengers figured if they just went along all would end well and they would be - at worst - inconvenienced. That changed on 9/11/2001.

    There have been people try to hijack planes since then. Here's one story:

    http://news.investors.com/ibd-...

    6 people tried to hijack a plane - 4 of them survived. I probably don't have to explain it but the other 4 didn't exactly "meet their objectives" if you know what I mean.

    Here's a guy who actually had a gun on the plane - I think he was the one who's life was saved by the police who stormed the plane after it landed. He had boiling water thrown on him before the beating:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/...

    Again, he had two guns, it didn't matter.

    Hijacking was ruined by Mohammed Atta and friends 13 years ago. Since then we had the shoe bomber (failed) and Smokey the Terrorist who set fire to his own penis (brilliant) before being subdued by the other passengers. Even on Flight 77 over Pennsylvania on 9/11/2001 the passengers found out what was going on, but the hijacker was able to ditch the plane before they breached the cabin door. The sap that they had left out to keep an eye on the passengers was burned with boiling water and beaten with a fire extinguisher - keep that in mind in case you have stupid hijacking friends and they want to lock you outside the cabin.

  29. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by cold+fjord · · Score: 2

    Because his facts are evolving.

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  30. Re:Good job guys by OrangeTide · · Score: 2

    That's because the next time it won't be with carpet knives.

    It will be knitting needles, but those are permitted on flights now.

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  31. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by Ksevio · · Score: 2

    If they were terrorists, the TSA probably should have done something like stopped them from getting on the airplane and calling law enforcement. It's somewhat ridiculous to think that there are potential terrorists getting on planes and all we're doing about them is throwing their bombs in the trash before the board.

  32. Re:Good job guys by radarskiy · · Score: 2

    This is why we can't hijack nice things.

  33. Re:And how many were terrorists? Oh, right, zero. by cbhacking · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not only does it let you lock the gun, but there is no way in hell any airport or airline is going to let themselves be "the one who lost a passenger's gun", because that means some criminal somewhere just got their hands on a firearm that they were responsible for transporting safely. If you want your luggage to arrive safely, a starter pistol or flare gun or similar are probably among the best insurance options you can buy.

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