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Goodbye, Alek's Internet-Controlled Christmas Lights for Celiac Research

Alek Komarnitsky, Colorado (and the Internet's) own Clark Griswold, has decided to retire as his own props master, programmer, best boy, and effects specialist. After 10 years of increasingly elaborate set-ups, Alek's decided to go out with a bang, with his largest-yet rooftop display of open-source powered, remotely controllable, internet-connected Christmas lights. (This year, he even matches the fictional Griswold's 25,000 lights, but truth tops fiction, with live webcams, animated props, and more.) We talked with Alek last year, too; but now he's got a full decade's worth of reminiscing about his jest-made-real hobby as That Guy With the Lights, and some advice for anyone who'd like to take on a project like this.

Alek has managed to stay on good terms with his neighbors, despite the car and foot traffic that his display has drawn, and kept himself from serious harm despite a complex of minor, overlapping risks including ladders, squirrels, a fair amount of electricity and (the most dangerous, he says) wind. The lights are what the world sees, but the video capture and distribution to the vast online audience is an equal part of the work. Alek has learned a lot along the way about automation, logistics, wireless networking, and the importance of load balancing. It's always possible the lights will return in some form, or that someone will take up the mantle as Blinkenlights master, but this tail end of 2014 (and the first day of 2015) is your last good chance to tune in and help toggle some of those lights. (The display operates from 1700-2200 Mountain time.) Alternate Video Link Update: 12/22 22:50 GMT by T : Note: Alek talks about the last year here.

21 comments

  1. Poor Alek by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Everyone's going to shake their head and go "Tsk tsk, glutin finally got him." Especially once we start the rumor that he accidentally ate some glutin and died, and that's why there's not a display anymore. Right? Who's with me here?

    Heh heh heh

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    1. Re:Poor Alek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone's going to shake their head and go "Tsk tsk, glutin finally got him." Especially once we start the rumor that he accidentally ate some glutin and died, and that's why there's not a display anymore. Right? Who's with me here?

      Heh heh heh

      You bastard. :)

    2. Re:Poor Alek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's "glutin" ?

    3. Re:Poor Alek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it was his kids who were diagnosed Celiac as infants but after 13 years it was determined it was a misdiagnosis (the gene signature was missing) and reevaluated as a gluten sensitivity. Good for the kids as it probably sucked having to avoid gluten when around their friends. Props to Alek for continuing to support Celiac research.

    4. Re:Poor Alek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not "Poor Alek", he is a "Smart Alek".

    5. Re:Poor Alek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a protein composite found in grains.

  2. 25000? Lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2014/12/new-york-family-regains-most-lights-on-a-residential-property-62084/

    He is far from being the Blinkenlights master.

    1. Re:25000? Lame by xmas2003 · · Score: 2
      Yep, there are many christmas displays with LOTS more lights ... and have a better "Three Wise Men" than Elmo, SpongeBob, and Homer Simpson - D'OH!

      But how many allow you to view/control the display?

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    2. Re:25000? Lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how many allow you to view/control the display?>

      Three.

    3. Re:25000? Lame by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      I know a man who did about 25k his first year. That's only 250 strings of lights, or two 32-string 4-color megatrees. By year three, he was at 75k and ran out of time to put them all up. I think he's over 100k now, mostly in quickly-assembled modules. That's where the logistics from TFS comes in - rigging a complicated display takes time, more than anything else. There are cheap ways to get lights and easy ways to build common elements (and welcoming communities to help newbies get started), but it's mostly a time-bound process. You only get about a month to get the show up, and a month to tear down (depending on location). The rest of the year is spent planning, building, and repairing.

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    4. Re:25000? Lame by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      The website however is total insanity from the mid 1990s.

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    5. Re:25000? Lame by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      I remember his first year when it was a 'hoax'. Then the next year he went all in and made it real. As ugly as his website should be I hope some version exists in archive.org, he's been a christmas tradition since early 2000s when I first heard about him on Fark or Slashdot.

      The point isn't the number of lights he has. The point is how interactive his site has always at least seemed to be.

  3. Should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I care?

  4. Raising awareness no longer needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering everything from bean sprouts to toilet paper now proudly advertises itself as "GLUTEN FREE," with zero regard to people who actually suffer from celiacs, maybe he no longer feels a need to raise awareness. Now pardon me while I go smoke a gluten free cigarette.

  5. Hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't he admit it was just a hoax years ago?
    It's not a hard project to imagine, just use wireless relays (available on ebay for less than $10) and use a queue. Website buttons insert a request into a queue.
    Process the queue at a predefined rate (1 per 2-3 seconds) and there you go. You can cloudify the queue and throttle the insertion rate to handle large traffic.

    Of course, his hoax solution is far easier. Take video clips of all the possible combinations, overlay current date/time on the playback. Website buttons change the video clip.

    1. Re:Hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My friend up in Alaska does it with a couple of power strips that are connected to the internet somehow.

      http://christmasinfairbanks.com

  6. Another site that does the same thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    christmasinfairbanks.com

    In case you can't get enough of this sort of thing, here's more internet controlled lights by my friend in Alaska.

  7. Hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he admitted it was a hoax to begin with but has been real since 2005.

    http://beta.slashdot.org/story/195985

  8. Alek's Internet-Controlled Christmas Lights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who did about 25k his first year. That's only 250 strings of lights, or two 32-string 4-color megatrees. By year three,
    happy new year 2015
    intresting facts

  9. FUNNY HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    great info and awesome blog FUNNY HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015