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North Korean Defector Spills Details On the Country's Elite Hacking Force

mattydread23 writes Business Insider interviewed Jang Se-yul, a North Korean defector who trained in the country's Mirim University alongside some of the hackers who make up its elite Bureau 121 hacking squad. He explains how they train: 'They take six 90-minute classes every day, learning different coding languages and operating systems, from C to Linux. Jang says a lot of time was spent dissecting Microsoft programs, like the Windows operating system, and how to attack the overall computer IT systems of enemy countries like the U.S. or South Korea.' He also explains that these hackers are among the elite in North Korea, and even though they have unfiltered information about the outside world that their countrymen lack, most of them would never dream of leaving. (See also this story from earlier this month about the life of North Korea's elite hackers.)

166 comments

  1. from C to linux eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well that's quite the range.

    1. Re: from C to linux eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ho ho ho!

      Santa had a hearty laugh when they referred to Linux as an 'operating system'!

      GTFO and go back to your troll cave, RMS.

      Oh, and merry Christmas!

    2. Re: from C to linux eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they really do lack more specialization, then rationally they are an inferior force to what a few people who deep dive on those topics. State sponsorship isn't magic. I reckon many corps have better haxxors even if they never allow offensive actions.

    3. Re: from C to linux eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahaha +10

    4. Re: from C to linux eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Linux" refereed to an OS is interesting. Like a biofilm, you would not think a Linux distro would work, but it works surprisingly well for a system of such low organization or design.

  2. Re:Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm also sure the guy who was never in the inner circle knows all the details and isn't making anything up.

  3. Sorry media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I don't believe you! I definitely think this hack was an inside job.

    1. Re:Sorry media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      those stories are so hilarious. Best thing is they keep coming and the get funnier.

      Obviously most Americans dont remember the non existent WMD in Iraq. Well its the same thing. NK had nothing to do with the Sony debacle.

    2. Re:Sorry media by dugancent · · Score: 1

      I think you overestimate how much Americans care about this.

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    3. Re:Sorry media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      those stories are so hilarious. Best thing is they keep coming and the get funnier.

      Obviously most Americans dont remember the non existent WMD in Iraq. Well its the same thing. NK had nothing to do with the Sony debacle.

      Let's not also forget, defectors are great at telling their latest new best friends exactly what their latest new best friends want to hear...

    4. Re: Sorry media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Camp 14, totally hilarious

    5. Re:Sorry media by Jawnn · · Score: 2

      I don't believe you! I definitely think this hack was an inside job.

      Yeah, and global warming is faked by the left wing media, and vaccines are poison, and municipal water flouridation is a communist plot. Oh, and by the way, you don't really believe that you are anonymous here on /., do you?

    6. Re: Sorry media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually there were WMD's in Iraq
      http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/10/14/world/middleeast/us-casualties-of-iraq-chemical-weapons.html?_r=0

    7. Re:Sorry media by PvtVoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, and global warming is faked by the left wing media, and vaccines are poison, and municipal water flouridation is a communist plot. Oh, and by the way, you don't really believe that you are anonymous here on /., do you?

      Doubting the official line on the Sony hack is hardly the stuff of tinfoil-hat denialism. How's this for a scenario: (1) Garden-variety haxx0rz and/or a disgruntled employee steal a bunch of embarrassing files from Sony -- plenty of motive there -- and dump the files on the web. (2) Some moron in the media starts speculating that it has something to do with an idiotic movie about North Korea, and the echo chamber amplifies it as truth. (3) Haxx0rz, sensing an epic opportunity for lulz, play along with the feeding frenzy in the media with some crazy threats against screening the movie, then sit back and watch the fun as paranoia in the FBI and mindless nationalism in the population do the rest of their work for them.

      Couldn't be.

    8. Re: Sorry media by dryeo · · Score: 2

      Actually there were WMD's in Iraq
      http://www.nytimes.com/interac...

      And America should have nuked whichever country supplied them to Saddam, zero tolerance and such.

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    9. Re: Sorry media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you want the US to nuke itself??

    10. Re: Sorry media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. I do think that was exactly the point.

    11. Re: Sorry media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually those WMDs were remnants of Saddam's old WMD program that were under various degrees of UN supervision as far as isolation and dismantling were concerned. These were not new caches of weapons that were being maintained in violation of UN decree.

    12. Re: Sorry media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      500 degrade rounds predating Iraq I!!! See, George W didn't say a single lie!!! IT WAS ALL TRUEE!!!!

    13. Re:Sorry media by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and global warming is faked by the left wing media, and vaccines are poison, and municipal water flouridation is a communist plot. Oh, and by the way, you don't really believe that you are anonymous here on /., do you?

      Doubting the official line on the Sony hack is hardly the stuff of tinfoil-hat denialism. How's this for a scenario: (1) Garden-variety haxx0rz and/or a disgruntled employee steal a bunch of embarrassing files from Sony -- plenty of motive there -- and dump the files on the web. (2) Some moron in the media starts speculating that it has something to do with an idiotic movie about North Korea, and the echo chamber amplifies it as truth. (3) Haxx0rz, sensing an epic opportunity for lulz, play along with the feeding frenzy in the media with some crazy threats against screening the movie, then sit back and watch the fun as paranoia in the FBI and mindless nationalism in the population do the rest of their work for them.

      Couldn't be.

      What if you substituted the presidents name for that of NK? Would that go well with Americans? I bet it will go very very well with Arab countries and in those countries where American Companies (United Fruit, et. al) exploited those countries for their wealth. I bet the foreign country gets only 2% of the benefit and the Corp and bribes get the rest.

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    14. Re:Sorry media by dl_sledding · · Score: 1

      Sounds pretty plausible to me.

    15. Re: Sorry media by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      Fluoridation experiments related to populace control was started by the Nazis, not the communists, fyi

      Yes, but the public spazzing over flouridation came at the peak of the "red scare" years. "A communist plot", in other words. Get your history straight.

    16. Re:Sorry media by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Fair point, but you left out:
      1a) Sony executive is faced with having to go to the press with "some teenagers completely destroyed our market cap and the stockholders probably should sack me for allowing it to happen" or "the US was the victim of a major cyber warfare attack by North Korea, and Sony got caught in the crossfire - I'm a patriot for promoting an anti-NK film when I'm not busy playing accounting games with movie revenues to avoid taxes and paying my employees."

  4. The Interview hits warez sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    As a sidenote, The Interview has now a torrent available.

    1. Re:The Interview hits warez sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beware of Malware.

    2. Re:The Interview hits warez sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Malware in an .avi file? I'll take my chances.

    3. Re:The Interview hits warez sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vulnerabilities in media files are extremely rare these days.

    4. Re:The Interview hits warez sites by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      It's also available for rent on YouTube, so you can watch without stealing if you're so inclined.

    5. Re: The Interview hits warez sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not that uncommon. Infact I just saw a dropper (malware payload delivery ststem) in an .mp3 the other day. .avi is not that far fetched.

    6. Re:The Interview hits warez sites by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      It's also available for rent on YouTube, so you can pay for the questionable privilege of viewing this film if you happen to live in the US and you're so inclined.

      TFTFY.

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    7. Re: The Interview hits warez sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as you use a secure OS there's no worries. You have to be pretty stupid to put your password in if an avi is asking you for one.

    8. Re:The Interview hits warez sites by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      "I've decided your movie is worthless, therefore I can torrent it and it's not actually stealing..."

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    9. Re: The Interview hits warez sites by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

      What secure OS do you run where the video codecs have had a full security review? Google found (and fixed) around 300 exploitable holes in libavcodec / libavformat in the last year. Do you want to bet that they found them all? Do you always run video codecs in an unprivileged process?

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    10. Re:The Interview hits warez sites by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      "I live outside the US, so I can't rent or buy it even if I wanted to."

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    11. Re: The Interview hits warez sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... Use SELinux !IN Enforcing mode! at least contain any exploited code.

    12. Re: The Interview hits warez sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What about an AVI that launches, and looks exactly like VLC, and then asks for permission to install an "update" ;)

    13. Re: The Interview hits warez sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      mplayer on command line to launch media. Use ffmpeg to convert the media if you're really paranoid. Let's see what crud survives .. Methinks none does in almost all circumstances

    14. Re: The Interview hits warez sites by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't a file like this have to exploit a whole variety of codecs simultaneously? Surely there must be many decoders on the market, some of them even in hardware. Or has libavcodec recently become the most popular target? I would have thought that an attacker would go after the Windows Media Player instead, simply because of the installed base.

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    15. Re: The Interview hits warez sites by sound+vision · · Score: 0

      And under what circumstances will data in an .mp3 execute? Windows won't execute it without the old .mp3.exe trick, and probably a UAC prompt as well. Linux and presumably OS X won't execute without setting the x permission. And any sane media player isn't going to execute anything from inside a media file.

      Then again, most people use insanely bloated and stupid media players like WMP and iTunes, I could see those executing random code in a media file as some harebrained "feature"...

    16. Re: The Interview hits warez sites by thesupraman · · Score: 2

      Stop showing off about how much better off you are than the masses!

      Damn skite!

      Think of the children! ( who may actually have to SEE this film!)

    17. Re: The Interview hits warez sites by dadman · · Score: 1

      No, 80% of the apps are using 20% of the codec varieties, so one only need to target those 20% of commonly used codec libs, and that's usually less than a handful.

    18. Re: The Interview hits warez sites by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      There are basically only three decoders that cover most of the market: Microsoft's DirectShow filter, libavcodec / libavformat, and QuickTime. Hardware decode doesn't help much, because you still have the same software path as everyone else doing the de-encapsulation and file parsing, which is where the exploitable bugs often show up. If you have vulnerabilities in each of these then it's not generally hard to hide them all in the same file, as the codecs aim to be resilient to corrupted data so will usually just drop a frame or two for the exploits aimed at the other implementations.

      Oh, and libavcodec / libavformat are used in Android (and in a lot of iOS apps, as AVFoundation doesn't always expose useful APIs), as well as in desktop browsers, so they're a pretty good target to aim for.

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    19. Re: The Interview hits warez sites by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Hah, time to rewrite major codecs and file formats in Lisp? (:-) I find it rather somewhat amusing that such things as exploits of data file formats should be even technically possible. One feels like living in the 20th century. Is there any list or summary of those 300 issues found by Google? Just for me to check what kinds of problems were found. It seems intriguing.

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    20. Re: The Interview hits warez sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Under similar conditions to an otherwise static HTML page causing a vulnerable browser to execute code. You fool the program into taking content and putting it into memory in a place where it will get executed. See GIF and JPEG vulnerabilities. I remember on windows ME I once had Explorer freeze and crash every time I wanted a thumbnail / preview of certain images. They had been engineered to exploit a vulnerability and compromise the system by way of the parser.

    21. Re: The Interview hits warez sites by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Do you always run video codecs in an unprivileged process?

      Heck, if you use Windows with all the DRM the video codec probably has more privs than your admin account.

  5. Re:Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe we can torture him to confess a link between North Korea and al Qaeda?

  6. Communist "loyalty" exam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    [...] these hackers are all aware of what’s going on in the outside world and how reclusive their country is — but they still won’t leave their country. “No matter how hard you try to convince them, they won’t leave [...]

    Communist "loyalty" exam: do you love your family?

    1. Re:Communist "loyalty" exam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Also, what's in it for them if they did defect - they'd probably end up working for the NSA targetting the same people and institutions as before.

    2. Re:Communist "loyalty" exam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but they still won’t leave their country"

      Like they have a choice!

    3. Re:Communist "loyalty" exam... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

      Sure they do. But leaving the country and leaving life are often the same in this case. I'm not sure many people would choose to leave. It's my understanding that those people in this group are treated extremely well. Especially compared to the average citizens of North Korea. Plus I'm sure if you have and love your family you're not going to screw it up for them either.

    4. Re:Communist "loyalty" exam... by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      The elites don't leave, their life abroad would be as a common worker and the "Party" would work hard to make sure they don't "live long and prosper".

    5. Re:Communist "loyalty" exam... by abirdman · · Score: 1

      The parallels to this country are simply amazing!

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      Everything I've ever learned the hard way was based on a statistically invalid sample.
  7. Re:Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think he'd just admit that we installed a puppet regime in NK.

  8. North Korea only has 1024 IP addresses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Might as well have them permanently DDOS'd.

    1. Re: North Korea only has 1024 IP addresses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously... And just imagine how few choke points there are on the route to those few IPs. Find & DDOS them is more effective, and what happened, right?

    2. Re: North Korea only has 1024 IP addresses. by Kichigai+Mentat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you don't need more than 1024 IPs when almost everyone in the nation is restricted to using an intranet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    3. Re:North Korea only has 1024 IP addresses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like North Korea to destroy the entire IPv4 network as it stands, so that it accelerates our move to IPv6

    4. Re:North Korea only has 1024 IP addresses. by Spy+Handler · · Score: 2

      NAT and double NAT. With those 1024 IPs, they can get millions of computers online if they wanted to.

    5. Re:North Korea only has 1024 IP addresses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NAT and double NAT. With those 1024 IPs, they can get millions of computers online if they wanted to.

      Only need that if you really need the people using it to have full DNS access to the outside world. They could easily set up their own little dark net with separate DNS and all the IP addresses. Then just use their 1024 IPs for gateways to the real world that are tightly controlled.

  9. I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by Nutria · · Score: 4, Insightful

    During the Cold War, how many KGB agents and upper level apparatchiks had unfiltered access to the West and yet stayed?

    Love of County is a very powerful emotion, and elitist snobs who dismiss it can not understand a whole panoply of human motivations.

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    1. Re:I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Love of Country sure is much easier if you're part of the nobility. Actually, fuck the country, but as long as it makes my life pleasurable at the expense of the 99% of the rest, what's not to love?

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    2. Re:I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true Opportunist.

                          - Anonymous true Hero

    3. Re:I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by tentative · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not just country, you know. These people have families they would leave behind at the mercy of their former comrades.

    4. Re:I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My country right or wrong.

      Often misunderstood because people don't remeber the other part of the quote

      My country right or wrong. If right to be kept right. If wrong to be put right. (paraphased - Christmas morning no time or will to find the exact wording)

      I love my country but I would not love a system that hurts my fellow citizens and I would fight to make my country right in that circumstance.

    5. Re:I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Sorry if the truth hurts, but that's how the shit flies. Sure, some do it out of patriotism and with enough "the enemy is everywhere and trying to kill YOUR CHILDREN" propaganda anyone can be very patriotic until they find out that at the other side there's just exactly the same ordinary guy trying to live his life and getting by somehow. Few and far between are the hyped up supersoldiers who'll die gladly for land and fame. Usually you have a bunch of people who just want to make another day go by.

      It's not the ordinary guy that "hates" you. Far from it, usually they don't give a shit about you. It's just like it is over here: The real assholes are up at the top. Kill them and the world is a better place.

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    6. Re: I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Didn't you just describe the Wall St mentality?

    7. Re:I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by unixisc · · Score: 1

      This!!! If they get to live almost like Kim Jong Un, what incentive is there for them to go to China, Russia, US or anywhere else?

    8. Re:I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of the five monkey experiment.

    9. Re:I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      its not love of country, its love of being more powerful than others in your country. These people get treated special, they get special privileges, they get news stories around the globe, and if they left ... well they wouldn't get any of that

    10. Re:I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by Scot+Seese · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the "..if you defect, we will imprison and torture your entire extended family and anyone you ever smiled at" program.

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    11. Re:I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Kill them and the world is a better place.

      That's rather harsh. No killing is necessary. Just stop serving them and problem solved.

      The 'real assholes' at the top didn't get there without help from the bottom. Wait... what? That sounds gross!

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    12. Re:I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

      and elitist snobs who dismiss it can not understand a whole panoply of human motivations

      I feel like there's more you want to say here. Who are these "elitist snobs" you're railing against?

    13. Re: I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Let's also not forget "love of pussy" and "love of money". These elites are also often essentially bribed to stay with access to premium housing and often whatever women they want.

    14. Re:I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill them and the world is a better place.

      That's rather harsh. No killing is necessary. Just stop serving them and problem solved.

      The 'real assholes' at the top didn't get there without help from the bottom. Wait... what? That sounds gross!

      You realize that the people that they stop serving will have both them and their family killed for not serving them.

    15. Re:I'm not surprised they don't want to defect by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      By whom, may I ask?

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  10. FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm. Another piece of news that we need to be scared of North Korea, and that they hacked Sony for sure. I'm a bit suspicious of this, actually...

    1. Re: FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's plenty of news articles where security firms are saying this hack was an inside job by workers facing layoffs, who decided to go along with the conclusion that this was state-sponsored to mitigate any potential penalties they might face if found out. Seems more likely to many...

    2. Re:FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, FBI has still not presented any solid evidence that North Korea cracked into Sony's systems.

    3. Re:FUD? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      So it isn't me, it is kinda odd that this guy's defection comes conveniently at exactly this point in time?

      Some people really know to come right on cue.

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    4. Re:FUD? by mjm1231 · · Score: 4, Informative

      He defected in 2007, if facts matter to you.

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    5. Re: FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's plenty of stories that Santa fucked your mom, but you dont seem to believe those as well

    6. Re: FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no rational basis for believing Santa fucked my mom. There is a rational basis for reaching the conclusion that many credible security firms have reached - that this hack was not state-sponsored. So take your straw elsewhere man.

    7. Re:FUD? by abirdman · · Score: 1

      This will surely nudge some patriots to update their Symantec license, amirite?

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    8. Re:FUD? by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      That just shows you how deep the conspiracy goes!

  11. Re:Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

    Considering what we learned from Edward Snowden I'd say this is actually the absolute minimum I'd expect them to be doing. When your enemy is the United States, obviously you are going to have strong cyber defence.

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  12. Is it available online? by Tasha26 · · Score: 1

    I bet it's better than this shit Security Course you get at Stanford.

  13. his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by citizenr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    this is Nayirah al-aba all over again
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    CIA/NSA propaganda machine is in full force. I predict US will be "liberating" north Korea in 2015.

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  14. Re:Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In a country where the internet is about as commonplace as for us having your own rocket launch system in the backyard? Please. How do you hit NKor via internet? Take down their online payment system? Hack their official pages so their citizens would get to see defaced pics of li'l Kim?

    How?

    I can see that as an offensive force, but defense? Please.

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  15. US looking for excuse to invade another country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lame....lets peddle fear mongering "news" until the public feels we have enough reason to "liberate" another country. First WMD's under false pretenses, now this.

  16. North Korea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I just wonder what the Korean peninsula would be like if MacArthur followed orders instead of being an arrogant ass.

    As long as we have dictatorships like in N. Korea, we will be a World that will always be in turmoil. I think the US and the rest of the World including (especially) China should do everything they can to undermine and discredit the leadership in that country. And then move on to other oppressive regimes around the World - I vote for Saudi Arabia and Iran as the next targets.

    Do not get me wrong. The USA is not the beacon of Truth and Justice we like to think we are. During my workout this morning, I became disgusted with the propaganda that I saw on the morning shows. I will not give the summary of the propaganda I saw because it is extremely politically incorrect and the explanation always gets misunderstood by folks who have been brainwashed by the jingoist rhetoric we have been hearing for over a decade. (HINT: Start reading about the USA's geopolitics since WWII regarding oil supplies.)

    1. Re:North Korea by AqD · · Score: 2

      But South Korea was just as shitty when they made peace with NK, if not worse. It wasn't any better than Saddam's Iraq or Gaddafi's Libya.

      Also US did top the Iranian government before - A true democracy replaced by an authoritarian and oppressive regime.

      Not again.

    2. Re: North Korea by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2

      The South made peace with NK? when did this happen? Clearly you have never been to South Korea. There is an armistice but they are certainly not at "peace". Indeed a few years ago NK shelled an island controlled by the South.

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    3. Re: North Korea by rogoshen1 · · Score: 2

      don't be pedantic, it was clear he was referring to the nominal end of the Korean War. When the armistice happened, SK was a third world nation. NK was slightly better off due to aid from russia and china.

    4. Re: North Korea by unami · · Score: 1

      yes, nk, iran and saudi arabia have rotten, oppressive regimes. but responsible for the turmoil in the world? look around, where the turmoil is happening right now... ukraine, mexico, israel & co., lybia, iraq, syria, south-sudan, ... ( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wik... )

  17. Re: Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The boogyman is ISIS now. Get with the rimes.

  18. They forgot to mention. by EnsilZah · · Score: 5, Funny

    They forgot to mention how the final test, called the Kobayashi Maru, involves hacking a Gibson by playing tic-tac-toe while receiving a blow job from Jeff Bridges.
    By this point it's not that difficult, because it's Unix and you know this, but making your MacBook interface with the alien computer you built from the schematics sent by Setec Astronomy is a bit of a challenge.
    And of course those who fail will be taken away by agents and made to mow the lawn for the rest of their lives or something.

    1. Re:They forgot to mention. by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      And of course those who fail will be taken away by agents and made to mow the lawn for the rest of their lives or something.

      If you're lucky, that might be your fate. If you're unlucky, you still get to spend time with the lawn, but as fertilizer.

    2. Re:They forgot to mention. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      clap clap clap. Well done.

  19. LOL Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the biggest bunch of fake bullshit I've read in awhile.

    The evil hackers in north korea are gonna get us! They have rocked the very foundations of america's national propaganda (hollywood) by attacking a japanese company and the only way to protect the children is to ram through whatever variation of SOPA / PIPA or other similar laws that failed or some other internet censorship bill that will be promoted as "security".

    Whatever.

    1. Re:LOL Bullshit by abirdman · · Score: 1

      I, for one, plan to purchase every anti-virus product I can possibly put on my credit card, and then I'll send a letter to StratFor, to find out what they recommend for additional security hardening for the upcoming conflict. I expect they'll recommend I switch to Linux immediately, and to help me protect myself as well as my neighbors, I shall be following that advice.

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  20. Skeleton by cb6031 · · Score: 1

    They take six 90-minute classes every day, learning different coding languages and operating systems, from C to Linux. And no lessons on how to draw a skeleton.

  21. Part of your defection acceptance.. by koan · · Score: 1

    Will be to tell everyone about the uber elite, super scary NK hacking force, or we are sending you back.

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  22. Re:Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I wonder if Kim Jong Un has given this elite unit extra "field guidance" in light of their recent failure to quash the movie? Maybe a few of these l33t h4x0rs have been exterminated as an example for others.

  23. It's like something taken out of a novel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Bureau 121". Did they ask Marvel to make that up? This article in whole reads much like *fart fart fart* burp burp burp* *blah blah blah*.

    1. Re:It's like something taken out of a novel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, one place I worked started serial numbers with 100. (You did not want s/n 101) We also assigned departments a number (for accounting purposes originally, but they all ended up being referred to by their number) and the lowest department number was 10. So, if bureau 100 is Kim's office itself. Maybe bureau 121 is a real place...

    2. Re: It's like something taken out of a novel by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      Kim is afaik found of Hollywood movies so he probably thought that section 121 sounded cool.

  24. North Korea no longer pretends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be Communist. They have some jingoistic nationalism with worship of the divine leader going on.

    So their loyalty exam is: Do you love your glorious imperial nation that is the finest on Earth, and do you want your family to keep living here? (loose translation, since I don't know the transcoding.)

  25. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by stinerman · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't bet on it. North Korea wouldn't be able to take us in a conventional war, but they would inflict pretty severe casualties on us and our South Korean allies.

  26. Sounds like an awsome place to work by confused+one · · Score: 3, Funny

    In-house technical training available, daily. Unfiltered access to the internet at work. Nearly 100% retention rate. Must be an awesome place to work!

    1. Re:Sounds like an awsome place to work by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      but the pay is likely lower then US min wage and how many hours a week are you putting in?

    2. Re:Sounds like an awsome place to work by guruevi · · Score: 1

      From the articles (if they're true), they are treated like rock stars in their country and make more than most people in their country. It doesn't matter how much you make on a world-scale, if I move to Africa with my 'wealth' even though I wouldn't survive more than a few months in the West before being broke, I could probably live there for a decade without working.

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    3. Re:Sounds like an awsome place to work by sudon't · · Score: 1

      but the pay is likely lower then US min wage and how many hours a week are you putting in?

      Perhaps it's like bartending, where you rely upon tips to make up for low pay? Tips from foreign bank accounts, say. Gotta have some kind of incentive...

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  27. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by cheesybagel · · Score: 2

    You overestimate their abilities. The South Korean army alone could take them on and win if they mobilized. The Norks have utterly obsolete military equipment.

    The problem is it would not happen without large casualties and probably a bombing of Seoul so I doubt they want to do it.

  28. Re:Geek paradise. by grumling · · Score: 1

    Except that 1) your neighbor has no lawn mower, 2) your neighbor has no lawn.

    Yep, a worker’s paradise.

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  29. lol sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who teaches these fabled courses?

    This article is pure bs.

    1. Re:lol sure by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Who teaches these fabled courses?

      This article is pure bs.

      Previous graduates maybe. It had to start somewhere though.

      Even if this is real (which is really hard to believe) it is going to be outdated, wrong, and useless like nearly everything else NK does that isn't given to them by China and Russia.

      Maybe it's taught by the Chinese. Possible I guess.

      I just can't help but imagine a bunch of Norks gathered around a Tandy 1000 hooked up to an acoustic modem with an egg timer. Every 10 minutes they switch off. "Ok, now you a hacker."

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    2. Re:lol sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They take courses using some of the best books ever wrote!
      1. Linux for Dummies
      2. C for Dummies
      3. Windows for Dummies
      4. Learn keypunch in five easy lessons
      5. So you want to become a spy
      6. How to get porn and other great flicks on-line free
      And the classic blue print to follow for wanna-be shit nations.. "The Mouse that Roared"

    3. Re: lol sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you alluded to, this most likely isn't state-sponsored. That said, every large company and government agency face difficulties developing talent for ops of this nature - both on the offensive and defensive sides. How exactly does one develop as a system engineer let alone as a cracker, anyway? North Korea is tiny and has no money. Rationally, they probably have pitiful cyber ops capabilities as well - regardless of if these classes exist or who teaches them.

    4. Re:lol sure by Spy+Handler · · Score: 2

      I just can't help but imagine a bunch of Norks gathered around a Tandy 1000 hooked up to an acoustic modem with an egg timer. Every 10 minutes they switch off. "Ok, now you a hacker."

      Smug sense of superiority. Are you an American by any chance?

      Yes N. Korea is poor, but do not underestimate your enemies. Look at what they've actually done instead of making fun blindly.

      Training people in C and Linux and Windows exploits is not all that hard or expensive compared to, say, building your own nuclear warheads and ICBMs. Former can be done for a few million bucks. The latter costs billions and the engineering is orders of magnitude harder than teaching coding.

      In case you didn't know, the Norks managed to build their own nukes and also put a satellite in orbit using their own rocket recently.

    5. Re: lol sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The state of North Korea has accomplished amazing things considering their resources in the fields of nuclear weapons and missile technology. This has been done almost certainly with a lot of help. It seems implausible that N Korea's nuke & missile tech could be considered entirely original or even clean room implementations of
      designs known to be viable.

      USA, Russia, China, and few others can claim to have developed wholly or mostly original nuke and missile tech. Everyone else is using hand-me-downs.

      On the interweb, hand-me-down exploits are shit. Who wants an exploit that's not a 0-day? If you're just copying tech from others you're not gonna get any 0-day exploits.

      Don't equate nuke and missile tech with interweb tech.

    6. Re:lol sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same racist attitude that some Americans had in 1941 about the Japanese. In the end we defeated them, but they were a lot better plane builders and pilots than some people gave them credit for.

  30. Re:Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 2

    Did you read the article? This defector was as inner circle as it gets without doing the actual haxxorz. Whether he is lying is a different story, but your dismissal is groundless.

  31. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by currently_awake · · Score: 0

    The USA doesn't "Liberate" countries with nuclear weapons. Uncle Sam doesn't want to risk getting hurt while taking the other kids lunch money.

  32. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by Xenx · · Score: 1

    Actually, to me it sounds like they pretty much are saying the same thing. NK has no hope of winning, but can blow up a bunch of people in retaliation before they fall.

  33. Re:Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

    Well, someone did DDOS their entire country offline, taking down their official news outlets etc, so apparently they do need some kind of cyber security force.

    In fact they do have an internal network, used by universities and companies, and a 3G mobile network. There is something to defend.

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  34. Bollocks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Bollocks.

  35. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Won't happen as long as China is still around to bitch-slap US around like in Korean War.

  36. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    this is Nayirah al-aba all over again https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    CIA/NSA propaganda machine is in full force. I predict US will be "liberating" north Korea in 2015.

    You are an idiot, then. NK has very little we want and they are not a real threat as a nation state. No, they are not. There's no profit in fucking with them, and nation states don't go in for terrorism. Despite all the absolutely silly bluster, the Norks aren't going to invite the staggering reprisals that would be sure to follow if they actually carried out a tenth of what they threaten.

  37. Re:Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by CaptainLard · · Score: 2

    Well, someone did DDOS their entire country offline,

    Yeah, all 1000 NK IP addresses were DDOS attacked. The California University of Pennsylvania (you read that right) network dwarfs NK's. The only "defense" they need is some guy to call everyone on a landline to tell them to shut their computer down till tomorrow.

  38. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What about their Elite Photoshopping Force?

  39. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by abirdman · · Score: 1

    How did we start from someone hacking the network of the distributor of a 3rd rate Xmas-release comedy to apocalyptic throw-downs from a child dictator? This sounds like a South Park episode.

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  40. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    Seriously? "Insightful" for believing that North Korea doesn't need liberation?

  41. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep no oil fields so we wont bother

  42. Re: Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pakistan accidentally knocked themselves off the internet when trying to essentially null route traffic to facebook (or YouTube?) a few years ago. Countries sometimes do stupid stuff - and Pakistan's network is significantly bigger than North Korea's.

    If North Korea has any sense, their internal networks carrying communication within the nation is isolated from the precious few places where their networks interface with the world wide network known as the Internet.

  43. To anyone who believes this malarkey.... by REALMAN · · Score: 2

    I've got bug free Microsoft Software for sale.

    Dirt cheap!

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  44. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to agree with citizenr.
    The setup is just too convenient, too coincidental...too cute.
    Nobody has ever heard of this "Jang Se-yul" for starters.
    A NK defector with hacking experience (wow really convenient), would be extremely highly prized by all government and media right now.
    He chooses "Business Insider", which also nobody has ever heard of.
    If he wants to put his story out, he would be a fucking idiot to go "Hello, is this Business Insider?". It's going to be BBC, CNN, Fox...

    This is equivalent to colleagues of the pilot of the missing Malaysian Airliners MH370 scooped by some dickless media outlet after the airliner disappeared.

  45. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like a South Park episode.

    It is!

  46. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You overestimate their abilities. The South Korean army alone could take them on and win if they mobilized.

    Ever heard of Pyrrhic victory? Yes, South Korea with aid from US would certainly achieve it if they tried a "military solution".

  47. Re:Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only "defense" they need is some guy to call everyone on a landline to tell them to shut their computer down till tomorrow.
    In fact, he recently left this in everyone's voice mailbox.
    Yes, you heard that right. The first wave of attacks (against Sony & Microsoft) Xbox and Playstation was a success. Our beloved leader has given us 2 days off, but before you leave please shutdown. Even I get this reward and am going to watch that 'interview' over pizza & beer. Good night everyone!

  48. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by sound+vision · · Score: 1

    I'm sure they're writing it already.

  49. Re:Geek paradise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the promised land. A place where geeks are truly appreciated and put up on a pedestal. All I would have to do is snap my fingers and point at my neighbor across the street who is cutting his lawn at 6 AM, and immediately a squad of large goons would appear out of nowhere, tackle him off his push reel mower, and haul his ass off to 5 years of hard manual labor.

    FTFY

  50. Re:Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by sound+vision · · Score: 1

    Presumably their internal network only has a few closely-watched links to the wider internet that can easily be cut in the event of a DDOS, leaving the internal network running. AFAIK, the DDOS only affected their connectivity to the wide internet, which is essentially just a toy for the elite anyway. I haven't seen any reports to the contrary.

  51. Re:Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by brxndxn · · Score: 0

    Gotta agree with your sarcasm. Se-yul is also saying the exact things US officials would want him to say if they're trying to justify a typical bloated 'cyberwarfare' budget and new laws that limit freedoms in the US. "OMG the scary North Korea and their elite hackers are going to bring the US (home to the programmers of most of the worlds' major software) to its knees!"

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  52. from C to Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well.

    So who payed this shit 3-million-dollarsUS?-currency

    Oh! it Was YaHoo.

    Now, that explains it all.

    Yahoo can't tell C from A! Or A/UX from Linux. Or FORTRAN from FORT.

    That means that North Korea Government Servers are running A/UX on 68k-based Macintosh with an FPU and a paged memory management unit.

    Splendid. I have enough info the do a nasty, just for shits and giggles.

    Ha ha.

  53. You can't believe the defectors by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1

    Learn from the past. Iraqui defectors swore up and down that there were massive nuclear programs. They were physicists, they were believable, they testified in secret, in public, on TV. None of it mattered, they were proven liars after we invaded.

    Claims from defectors require extraordinary evidence, especially when what's coming out of their mouths is what the government or the intel agencies want to hear.

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    Liberty.

  54. Convenient. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, here is this guy who just happens to be able to backup the bullshit we've been spewing about North Korea all month. Imagine that!

    Speaking of which, how did they go from losing their collective shit over The Interview last week to being able to send all the artware and licensing and agreements and negotiations and distributing the content and adding it to the stores on EVERY FUCKING DIGITAL SERVICE ON THE PLANET INCLUDING XBOX LIVE on CHRISTMAS FUCKING DAY?

    It's almost as if this was all arranged months in advance.

  55. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just restated what he stated using mostly different words..

  56. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently North Korea has several trillion dollars worth of rare-earth metals. Regime change would provide a more accomodating business environment for mining companies.

  57. Re: Someone thinks linux works. thats cute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not being familiar with Linux.. That's even more cute.

  58. be a script kid: starve your countrymen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously; who doesn't know these guys are just Chi-Com puppets?

  59. Re:Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    In a country where the internet is about as commonplace as for us having your own rocket launch system in the backyard? Please. How do you hit NKor via internet? Take down their online payment system? Hack their official pages so their citizens would get to see defaced pics of li'l Kim?

    How?

    I can see that as an offensive force, but defense? Please.

    From what I read, and what I am led to believe, probably every water treatment plant, every electrical generating system, including the interconnects, has been identified and an attack prepared. The USA electrical grid needs only a core state to fail, and the entire country would fail.

    And if you include airports in their attack catalogues then the North Korean protections are complete. Attack them and most probably, the USA part of the internet, and possibly the entire world would be downed.

    So, its ok to joke about the NKs capabilities, , Its ok to believe that the commercial anti-viruses give you a false sense of protection, but... there is no protection. Stuxnet was a perfect example. Perhaps the NKs virus software is already installed and laying dormant, just in case....

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  60. Re:Someone thinks linux works. thats cute. by dgallard · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Google and Amazon think Linux works. That's why they use it for their servers.

  61. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since North Korea is just a chihuahua bully dog for China (any time China needs to pick a fight it can use N Korea) invading North Korea would be a larger problem vis a vis China. China simply enslaves the North Koreans for that simple functional purpose.

  62. unfiltered access to information about the outside by P3r53ph0N3 · · Score: 1

    so I'm not surprised at all they're not defecting... our world is not so appealing if you get your information by the internet... Media in general tends to emphasize news, and too often the worst they are, the better. Bad news are way too diffuse. If I were an alien from a galaxy far, far away I would be probably scared reading news. Actually I think our world is depicted in very distorted way but if you're an alien or a north korean hacker - I see no difference here - chances are you can't make yourself a realistic idea about our so called world of freedom and democracy.

  63. Iptables by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Install/configure http://wiki.debian.org/iptable... and you'll be safe

  64. from C to shining C (singing voice) by t3kn04r33k · · Score: 1

    from C to shining C (singing voice)

  65. from C to shinning C (singing voice) by t3kn04r33k · · Score: 1

    from C to shinning C (singing voice)

  66. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by lucien86 · · Score: 1

    Kim Jon Un is a character from a South Park episode..

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  67. Re:Dem haxxorz dey be haxxin. by RFGuy1 · · Score: 1

    Maybe we can torture him to confess a link between North Korea and al Qaeda?

    Where's Dick Chaney when you need him?

  68. Re:his name is Nayirah al-aba ? by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

    Well imagine South Korea installed a system like Iron Dome or THEL around Seoul which could successfully intercept most of the artillery shells the Norks could fire. Then an invasion of North Korea would be quite likely to be successful with minor losses.