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US Slaps Sanctions On North Korea After Sony Cyberattack

wiredmikey writes: The United States imposed financial sanctions Friday on North Korea and several senior government officials in retaliation for a cyber attack on Sony Pictures. President Obama said he ordered the sanctions because of "the provocative, destabilizing, and repressive actions and policies (PDF) of the Government of North Korea, including its destructive, coercive cyber-related actions during November and December 2014." The activities "constitute a continuing threat to the national security, foreign policy, and economy of the United States," he added, in a letter to inform congressional leaders of his executive order. The new measures allow the Treasury Department "to apply sanctions against officials of the Government of North Korea and the Workers' Party of Korea, and persons determined to be owned or controlled by, or acting for or on behalf of" these bodies.

231 comments

  1. Well... by HBI · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since the place is locked up as tight as Tibet once was, it's hard to imagine subsidies doing much. But yay for empty gestures!

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    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and as we know sanctions help. It is Putin's fault anyway.

    2. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't blame Putin....

    3. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Subsidies = sanctions?

    4. Re:Well... by HBI · · Score: 1

      Woops. Thanks AC, must've been thinking about subsidies for some reason or just transposed the word. I'm getting old...

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  2. i heard that Sony hack was insiders by FudRucker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    not north korea, is slashdot becoming just another source for government misinformation and propaganda???

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    1. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by CaptainDork · · Score: 2

      Did /. author any of TFAs?

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    2. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So you heard something on the internet, and that's automatically factually correct?

    3. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Seems like the hack was just an excuse for the sanctions to me. Maybe even a false flag.

    4. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by NotDrWho · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Colin Powell assured me that it was North Korea, and that we must act NOW. And that's good enough for me!

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    5. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      not north korea, is slashdot becoming just another source for government misinformation and propaganda???

      Not entirely, but some government agencies have a presence here, misinformation and propaganda. If someone is getting paid to derail the comments I wouldn't be surprised if they got paid to post stories too.
      As long as government agencies need to keep certain parts of their operations secret there is no problem wasting tax money on the high traffic forums on the internet.

    6. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      they sure put them on the front page front & center

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    7. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      We wouldn't want the next .torrent dump or barely-coherent pastebin screed to be a mushroom cloud, would we?

    8. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Is Soulskill a real person, government shill, or a news aggregation bot? I've recently learned that timothy is actually just a retarded 4th grader.

    9. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by xaotikdesigns · · Score: 2

      What I read stated that they would have had to have inside help, not that it was entirely an inside job.

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    10. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard it was anonymous hackers. I heard this weeks before I ever heard about NK. I also heard the NK threats were from a fake NK parody accoutn run by Popehat, and that Popehat confirmed this in a Verge interview.

      I am not making any of this up. Can I work for the State Department now?

    12. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 5, Funny

      "You can't believe everything you read on the internet"

      -Abraham Lincoln

    13. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but we heard it on the internet! it must be true!

    14. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :)

    15. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      I've seen /. do that a lot.

      Rhyme unintentional until after the fact, in which case I claim © 2015.

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    16. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From whom? Some "security" company nobody knew about wanting to make headlines? Yeah, I heard and read that garbage too.

    17. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Njovich · · Score: 1

      How is this insightful? The Slashdot blurb doesn't mention anywhere that North Korea is responsible, it just says that the US is imposing sanctions based on it. Are you disputing that the US is imposing sanctions?

      Also, what was this authoritative source that proofs beyond any doubt that it wasn't North Korea?

    18. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

      not north korea, is slashdot becoming just another source for government misinformation and propaganda???

      First of all, if you review the "Evidence" provided by that "security firm" you quickly learn that there is no evidence and this is more of a PR stunt. In fact, if you look at all of the interviews with them, every single one of them was with their "Head of media relations" I mean... come on... they're not even trying to hide it.

      But lets assume their wild-ass-guess is correct...
      So an insider helped a hacking group attack Sony... that's their theory. Ok... and why couldn't that hacking group be part of the North Korean military?

    19. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by johanw · · Score: 1

      "I am not making any of this up. Can I work for the State Department now?"

      No, you're honest so you're not qualified.

    20. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sentence is false.

    21. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by SeaFox · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So you heard something on the internet, and that's automatically factually correct?

      You mean like the idea Sony was hacked by North Korea? That seems to be based on as flimsy of evidence.

    22. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had no idea that slashdot was so full of traitors.

    23. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I agree with Abraham Lincoln."

      -George Washington

    24. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by LesFerg · · Score: 1

      This sentence is false.

      The person who said that was lying.

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    25. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      "Abraham Lincoln is a murderous thug" -- dying vampire

    26. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations! YOU just joined this group as well.
      Your welcome packet will be sent in the next 3-6 days.

      Thank you for joining!

    27. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite; there's plenty of stuff pointing to North Korea. It's just mostly circumstantial and has been brought into question.

    28. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2

      An official statement from the FBI isn't exactly the same as some anonymous blog.

      You can doubt the FBI all you want, but I don't know of anyone else having access to the primary evidence involved.

      And as the other reply alluded to, what would be the motive for anyone else besides North Korea? It would have to be a very psycho ex-employee to risk going to jail for the rest of their lives for no personal gain. The threat to bomb theaters showing the film doesn't fit the disgruntled employee theory at all.

    29. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      I heard that 9/11 was an inside job too, probably from the same sources.

    30. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why not? Even disgruntled school kids do that.

    31. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by rtb61 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dude Seriously, I mean really, Dude, seriously?! Why the bloody hell do you think we have courts, exactly because when it comes to any three letter agency from any bloody where in the world or any police forces or even those police forces with insanely bloated egos calling themselves law enforcement, because "WE DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU, FUCKING PROVE IT" and the court of law is our appointed place for them to prove it (yes it has to be shouted because it has become all too blatantly obvious that they are not paying attention to basic required principles of law and justice).

      Although of course American Exceptionlism demands that foreigners receive no rights with regard to the US, be it justice or even their own lives but seriously guys played out on the internet that looks really really bad to the rest of the worlds politicians especially when your political leaders, no matter how minor, waffle on like that because they believe Americans like to hear that kind of talk.

      Not to forget the US has very much become the boy who cried wolf in the eyes of the general global public and low very much has to publicly prove anything it claims.

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    32. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      You heard. So, how authoritative is then your own conclusion it has nothing to do with NK? Many people hear lot of things these days since the Internet was invented by Al Gore (for example).

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    33. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      "There is two things that are infinite: the universe and the internet; and I am not sure about the universe."

      - Albert Einstein -

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    34. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Dahamma · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And as the other reply alluded to, what would be the motive for anyone else besides North Korea? It would have to be a very psycho ex-employee to risk going to jail for the rest of their lives for no personal gain. The threat to bomb theaters showing the film doesn't fit the disgruntled employee theory at all.

      And very targeted and embarrassing release of insider emails and documents doesn't really fit the North Korea theory very well. I mean, their *official spokesperson* released a statement (sic): "The U.S., a big country, started disturbing the Internet operation of major media of the DPRK, not knowing shame like children playing a tag." Just don't think they are going to be concerned that much with internal Hollywood politics when they can't even manage to translate one sentence into proper English.

      Also, apparently the whole GoP reference and Interview theater threats only came up 3 weeks into the hack; one popular opinion is it was misdirection to muddy the investigation (if so, it sure worked!) And you'd think they'd lead with that if that was their original intent...

      But anyway, at this point neither argument is very convincing. There just isn't any (public) hard evidence either way. Some claim the FBI has "proof they aren't showing" - if they want people to believe them, they might want to release that. The US government hasn't really built a very trusting relationship with its citizen these days...

    35. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 2

      not north korea, is slashdot becoming just another source for government misinformation and propaganda???

      I figure this article isn't misinformation and propaganda, but an avenue for an active discussion of dissent.

      I read an article on North Korea not being responsible for the Sony intrusion; I'm fairly sure on http://arstechnica.com/ mayhaps within the article itself a key phrase used through out was "I can't believe I have to say this". Looking for the article I Googled: sony I don't beleve I have to say this" -with the misspelling or not

      At this time of the first 20 hits or two pages, all call BS on the claim as well.

      Even the http://www.drudgereport.com/ claimed below a link of the intrusion, that a fired employee was responsible (not mentioned in the link/article).

      I'm convinced through the article linked from arstechnica.com (?), North Korea isn't responsible, if only for the fact it has no reason to be interested in Sony, movie or not.

      I won't even get into the executable used.

    36. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by rwven · · Score: 1

      More like based on "convenience." True professionals (unlike the government agencies in question) have come forward several times with what effectively amounts to proof that NK couldn't possibly have hacked Sony. The government is simply using this as a tool to get more leverage against NK. Can't say I blame them, because "deception and manipulation" is the name of the game in government/politics, but it's still just BS.

      I mean...when the hacker "organization" comes out and says "we're not north korea," and starts making fun of the FBI for arriving at that conclusion...you can probably bet it's not NK.

    37. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Livius · · Score: 1

      No, the United States government made a claim about a hostile action by an unpopular country, and that's automatically factually incorrect.

    38. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      "North Korea/sony Story Shows How Eagerly U.S. Media Still Regurgitate Government Claims" ( Jan 2015) https://firstlook.org/theinter...
      News is now from "intelligence agencies and government officials".
      Some part of the US gov and its contractors really wants a cybercrime boondoggle.

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    39. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Anonymous Coward what is in public and points to any nation? "Anonymous officials"?

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    40. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by MasterRa · · Score: 0

      As far as I can tell, no one seriously believes NK was involved in this at all. Literally no one.. except the FBI, who said the evidence had to be kept secret for "National Security" reasons..

      I see things are going well with the US government again.

    41. Re: i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Einstein, the Internet resides in the universe!

    42. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Abe Lincoln? Come on, you don't really expect me to believe he said that. Everyone knows it was JFK who said it...

    43. Re: i heard that Sony hack was insiders by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      No doubt. Lincoln should have skipped 'our american cousin' had it not been for the review on the net.

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    44. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're the good, brainwashed citizen the government want you to be. They will tell you who to hate right from the press room, and who the enemy is, and you will sit there ready to let your mouth froth. Let's conveniently dismiss the opinion of the world, because they use the Internet to communicate.

    45. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Want to know what's going on here? I'll tell you: Regardless of who did what, we (the U.S.) are using this as an excuse to slap sanctions on North Korea. Why am I not getting upset over this? Because Kim Jong Un and the entire North Korean government are a bunch of fucking assholes, and anything that can be done to make life more difficult for them is fine by me. Anybody really want to stick up for North Korea? Go ahead and try, I don't think you've got a leg to stand on.

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    46. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      No, the United States government made a claim about a hostile action by an unpopular country, and that's automatically factually incorrect.

      That's probably intended to make it sound ridiculous but it's pretty accurate. The unpopular countries tend to be cautious and defensive(sabre rattling is a defensive move, we just like to present it otherwise), while on our side there's no restraint in using them as scapegoats for anything. One has to keep in mind scapegoats make perfect sense. It's politically safe to blame them and a consensus is easily found for it.

    47. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Colin Powell assured me that it was North Korea, and that we must act NOW. And that's good enough for me!

      Colin Powell is the kind of good soldier who says 'the highest official sources tell me it's North Korea, who am I to object to that?'. Very deferential to authority. Good guy if you know what you can and cannot expect from him.

    48. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by tinkerton · · Score: 2

      That's ironic. Vint Cerf confirms that Al Gore has been quite instrumental in creating the internet. Which is what Al Gore also said. He never said he invented it.

    49. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      An official statement from the FBI isn't exactly the same as some anonymous blog.

      The FBI, that well-known organisation with large amounts of experience and jurisdiction over international matters? The CIA and NSA earlier this year made it clear that they did not have the capacity to accurately attribute cyber attacks and that any US policy based on accurate response in this area would be a mistake, so it's good to know that the FBI is more competent than their fellow agencies in this regard.

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    50. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you blindly beleive the claims of an agency who has repeatedly lied to the public, from a country who has led a war on false promises and lied to the global public? And surely you're happy to live in a democracy as opposed to North Korea, not realizing that executing people without trial is just about the definition of a brutal dictatorship? You're the problem.

    51. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      As for instance this source.
      I think it's very plausible.

    52. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      I've seen video though that shows that the planes flew in from the outside.

    53. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not north korea, is slashdot becoming just another source for government misinformation and propaganda???

      The Indians masters are paying tithes to the politicians in the United States of Amerika in exchange for DHS looking the other way on all those "best and brightest" visa applications. Obama had no issue bowing to Saudi sheiks so why would he not stoop so low as to suckle on the genitals of his Indian paymasters?

    54. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      .... when it comes to any three letter agency from any bloody where in the world or any police forces or even those police forces with insanely bloated egos calling themselves law enforcement, because "WE DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU, FUCKING PROVE IT" and the court of law is our appointed place for them to prove it (yes it has to be shouted because it has become all too blatantly obvious that they are not paying attention to basic required principles of law and justice).

      You've got this wrong in multiple respects. Relations between the US and North Korea aren't governed by a court, so any talk of a court being involved in evaluating this is nonsense. Second, courts aren't simply "judges of fact" but are where the law is applied. The application of the law involves individual rights, limits on how evidence is obtained, limits on what can be considered in judging legal culpability. None of that applies to North Korea.

      You seem have fave fallen for the common mistake of believing that nothing is a fact unless a court of law says it is. That is nonsense. Courts often have little or nothing to say about many imortant issues in society, including those of major political importance such as international relations.

      You view is popular, but simply wrong.

      The FBI and intelligence community are competent to evaluate and pass judgment on the evidence in this matter, and no court is either required to even welcome. This is not a matter for the courts.

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    55. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      The FBI, that well-known organisation with large amounts of experience and jurisdiction over international matters?

      Who do you think it is that deals with international organized crime at the US Federal level? I take it you have never heard of the term "legat" either?

      Whom among the CIA, NSA, and FBI do you think is responsible for investigating computer crime in the US?

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    56. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Colin Powell assured me that it was North Korea, and that we must act NOW. And that's good enough for me!

      The saga of never ending butthurt over Iraq continues to play out in dishonest rhetoric on unrelated issues.

      But yes, the time to act was then since Saddam was buying his way out of sanctions with the immense corruption of the Oil for Food program and the charges against Saddam were correct, including having banned long range rockets and unfilled chemical warheads. (Not to mention the 5000+ chemical and biological weapons found in Iraq.) The only one missed was he didn't have current production of WMD, but that would have resumed once he was free of sanctions.

      You also don't give credit where credit is due: Saddam had the Iraqi government act as if it was hiding its WMD programs to fool the Iranians because Saddam thought he could rely on people like you to block the West from taking action so he could continue his crimes against humanity, support for terrorism, massive corruption, and ultimately resume WMD production.

      Saddam was far shrewder than you.

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    57. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Buffoon all of it applies to action of government, courts are there because they are not competent to decide for themselves, else the become murderous agencies driven by desires for greed and power. Your view is decidedly corrupt and evil to boot. Ahh the scent of American exceptionalism and narcissism as it chooses to hide behind patriotism and matters of national security but really it is all matters of ego. The US Government has proven it is not to be trusted, not with the ticking bomb bullshit scenario and mass torture nor for the comedic hunt for WMDs and the slaughter of hundreds of thousands. From gunships murdering cameramen to guards slaughtering a almost new family on the way to the hospital in a hurry because the wife was about to become a mother but instead a bunch of US chicken shits killed them all including the unborn child. NO government agency is fit to decide for itself, ever.

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    58. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 1

      The best we can say at this point is "it's a valid theory", because that's all it is. Similar, the disgruntled insider theory is a valid theory. I have yet to see anything that would conclusively prove or disprove either. We can argue all day about which Security Firms/Experts or Government Agencies we trust on their views, but in the security world, attribution is hard. 100% positive attribution is almost impossible.

      But let's put that aside for the moment. The important thing to look at, I think, isn't who they want you to think was responsible. It's what they want to sell you with that. In the US Government's case, well, if sanctions are all that's going to come of it (was there anything that wasn't already sanctioned on the most pariah state in the world?), well, that's far less worrisome than trying to use it as justification for bombing them.

    59. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      True professionals (unlike the government agencies in question) have come forward several times with what effectively amounts to proof that NK couldn't possibly have hacked Sony.

      Citation, please.

    60. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by rwven · · Score: 1

      Google is a thing, btw.

      http://gawker.com/a-lot-of-sma... This article aggregates a lot of what I'm talking about.

      The fact remains that regardless of their will, NK doesn't have the physical or technological means by which to hack sony and offload hundreds of TB of stolen data...

    61. Re:i heard that Sony hack was insiders by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      "The broken English looks deliberately bad and doesn't exhibit any of the classic comprehension mistakes you actually expect to see in "Konglish". i.e it reads to me like an English speaker pretending to be bad at writing English."

      That's your "proof that NK couldn't possibly have hacked Sony"?

      Seriously?

  3. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I seriously doubt they care. N. Korea gets all of their shit from China and China ain't going to quit supplying them just because the US government said so.

    This is just another show of theatrics by the idiots in charge of the USA to make it look like they actually have some kind of authority.

  4. And why not on South Korea for slavery??? by Joshua.Niland · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The Slave Islands are the worst kept secret in South Korea. http://www.news.com.au/world/a...

    1. Re:And why not on South Korea for slavery??? by NotDrWho · · Score: 0

      Well sure, they're slaves. But they're *OUR* slaves!

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    2. Re:And why not on South Korea for slavery??? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      The Slave Islands are the worst kept secret in South Korea.
      http://www.news.com.au/world/a...

      The entirety of geopolitics is now and always has been a gigantic exercise in kettles calling pots black.

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    3. Re:And why not on South Korea for slavery??? by halivar · · Score: 0

      I suggest that your understanding of the history of slavery in the US is very confused.

    4. Re:And why not on South Korea for slavery??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They call it advanced employment techniques now.

    5. Re:And why not on South Korea for slavery??? by robbyb20 · · Score: 1

      Or, maybe your understanding of the history of our political parties isn't so strong. Sorry for the not so technical reference but it gives you an idea of what I'm mean. Or political parties believe systems swapped slowly over time.

      http://www.livescience.com/342...

    6. Re:And why not on South Korea for slavery??? by amiga3D · · Score: 0

      Leave him alone with his ignorance. He's obviously happy with it.

    7. Re:And why not on South Korea for slavery??? by colinwb · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      "Slavery" is not just in South Korea. For example, a recent report on the problem here in Britain from the right-wing Daily Telegraph on 29.November.2014. (I mention that it is right wing to avoid any impression that this is an issue raised only by bleeding heart liberals.) Theresa May is the British Home Secretary (political head of the Home Office, the department responsible for law and order, security and immigration) and is a member of the UK Conservative Party, again on the right of British Politics.

      Theresa May says tens of thousands held as modern slaves in Britain "As many as 13,000 people in Britain are being held in conditions of slavery, four times the number previously thought, it has been revealed. In what is said to be the first scientific estimate of the scale of modern slavery in the UK, the Home Office has said the number of victims last year was between 10,000 and 13,000. They include women forced into prostitution, domestic staff and workers in fields, factories and fishing boats. ... outlining the strategy for government departments, its agencies and partners, Home Secretary Theresa May said legislation was 'only part of the answer'. The 'grim reality' is that slavery still exists in towns, cities and the countryside across the world, including the UK, she said. ..."

      If you're suggesting that the slavery problem in South Korea is in any way comparable to what's happened recently in North Korea, some information:

      A 17-minute BBC TV Newsnight report from 2008 Risking lives to escape N Korea Hundred of thousands of North Koreans are fleeing their country illegally, crossing north into China. A camera team from South Korea's Chosun Ilbo newspaper spent the past 10 months filming activity at the border. The BBC's Olenka Frenkiel was given exclusive access to their material.

      "Nothing to Envy: Ordinary Lives in North Korea" - a book by Barbara Demick

      A 2011 lecture by the British politician David Alton North Korea – A Different Approach – Cambridge University Lecture which has useful background on the history of Korea (the Japanese occupation, the Korean war), and has two sections on "4. Human Rights" and "5. Humanitarian Situation".

      For example, from "4. Human Rights": ... My own interest in North Korea began through an encounter with an escapee, Yoo Sang-joon. A North Korean Christian who had escaped from the country and came to see me at Westminster. His story was harrowing and disturbing. He told me how he had seen his wife, and all bar one of his children shot dead by Kim Jong-Il's militia. He subsequently escaped across the border to China with his one remaining son. The boy died en route. He encouraged me to read the prison memoirs of Soon Ok Lee. In them she describes in detail the brutality and barbarism of the system in North Korea. 'Eyes of the Tailless Animals' is Soon Ok Lee's account of the sham judicial system, the show trials, the starvation, the forced labour, the degradation, humiliation and rape of prisoners. Through her eyes we get a glimpse of this corrupt, paranoid and tyrannical regime.

      ... Professor Vitit Muntarbhorn, the previous United Nations Special Rapporteur on North Korea, told me that he estimates that 400,000 people have died in North Korea's prison camps in the last 30 years. Vitit Muntarbhorn ... has described North Korea's human rights record as "abysmal" due to "the repressive nature of the power base: at once cloistered, controlled and callous." The exploitation of

    8. Re:And why not on South Korea for slavery??? by halivar · · Score: 0

      This is completely irrelevant to the discussion of slavery and civil rights, or the argument that "republicans have always been for slavery", which is in fact and in spirit false. In the 1860's, democrats railed against bible-thumping abolitionists and "black republicans", and sought a federally imposed recognition of slavery "rights" in every states, including the mandatory extradition of escaped slaves. Republicans sought a states-rights solution: every state could decide for itself if they wanted slavery or even honor another state's slavery status. This prompted the pre-civil war "slavery wars" in newly formed western territories. The south was NOT for limited federal government intrusion, and the southern democrats were NOT fighting for state or individual rights. The northern republicans were.

  5. sanctions on a country we have no interactions? by k6mfw · · Score: 1

    It's not like we provide financial assistance and loans to NK, so what kind of sanctions? I assume the tagline "you-can-have-cuba's-old-digs" as this country's policies changed for Cuba.

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    1. Re:sanctions on a country we have no interactions? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Sanctions are also targeted at named individuals in Syria, Iran, and China. They will no longer be able to use their credit cards, etc.

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    2. Re:sanctions on a country we have no interactions? by x0ra · · Score: 1

      Whoever is big enough to be named by these "sanctions" has plenty of backups and won't mind their main credit card to be taken "away"...

  6. The way it works is ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... the hackers implicate NK because, well, NK.

    The NKs deny and threaten.

    The FBI says NK is "implicated."

    POTUS reads that as, "We have evidence."

    Norse says it's an inside job.

    POTUS hits NK with sanctions because, well, NK.

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    1. Re:The way it works is ... by drpimp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      POTUS hits NK with sanctions because, well, cause Merika that's why.

      There fixed that for you.

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    2. Re:The way it works is ... by x0ra · · Score: 1

      Why the heck should POTUS be involved in a private business matter ? Oh, wait, POTUS is just the puppet of big $$ US Corp...

    3. Re:The way it works is ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      No.

      The outcome is the same, but POTUS is simply anti-NK for political reasons and stuff.

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    4. Re:The way it works is ... by AchilleTalon · · Score: 2

      Private matter? How is that?

      Yes, there is a private enterprise involved, however the matter is piracy on american soil, breaking american laws by a foreign country. That is how a private matter becomes a POTUS matter. If you remove the foreign country from the equation, it is still a POTUS matter since it is related to the domestic laws and law enforcement is then involved.

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    5. Re:The way it works is ... by Justpin · · Score: 2

      Er Sony is a Japanese corporation with overseas subsidiaries.

    6. Re:The way it works is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      POTUS hits NK with sanctions because, well, NK.

       

      fixed it for you

    7. Re:The way it works is ... by cold+fjord · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:The way it works is ... by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 1

      North Korea is one of, if not the most, horrible nations in the world. If anything, the sad thing is that we need to use this hack as an excuse for the sanctions, rather than the horrific treatment of their own citizens.

  7. Colin Powell also whitewashed My Lai by HBI · · Score: 1

    So you kind of knew what you were in for with him, if you were paying attention.

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  8. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sony is like 0.00000001 of our economy. Most of us don't care if they fail and disappear entirely.

    1. Re:WTF by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sony is like 0.00000001 of our economy. Most of us don't care if they fail and disappear entirely.

      Actually, most of us would like to see them sink into obscurity. Might suck for the half dozen Slashdotters who are still using Sony Walkman, but them's the breaks.

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    2. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but how many pols do the own ? That is were the true measure of their importance

    3. Re:WTF by x0ra · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is closer to about 0.003% ($58 billions revenue for Sony as a whole vs 17 trillions GDP for the US).

    4. Re:WTF by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      Might suck for the half dozen Slashdotters who are still using Sony Walkman, but them's the breaks.

      Or it might not. It's not like Walkmans' phones home, or are tied to a walled garden, or only sync with one piece of software.

  9. Was there ever any good proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So what's the proof? All that FBI has been reported to say is that the tools used were similar to previous attacks originating from NK. But that hardly makes it undisputed evidence.

    The US government must be rubbing their cocks with pleasure, now that they got a chance to set new sanctions against NK. Damn this makes me upset.

    1. Re:Was there ever any good proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, of course there's no proof. Stronger cases have been made against NK being responsible than in favor. But the US government does what the US government wants, when it wants, evidence be damned. Who's going to get in the way, Dennis Rodman?

  10. FBI evidence is laughable by schwit1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    http://marcrogers.org/2014/12/...

    "So in conclusion, there is NOTHING here that directly implicates the North Koreans. In fact, what we have is one single set of evidence that has been stretched out into 3 separate sections, each section being cited as evidence that the other section is clear proof of North Korean involvement. As soon as you discredit one of these pieces of evidence, the whole house of cards will come tumbling down."

    1. Re:FBI evidence is laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The key FBI evidence in the code was of course the code comment "so many hacks, so little kimchi."

    2. Re:FBI evidence is laughable by Dishwasha · · Score: 2

      Look, if we had to spell out every bit of "evidence" we have concerning how we KNOW NK was involved, we'd have a thousand denialists like you hyper-analyzing every letter and word screaming NO EVIDENCE when we have clearly outlined that we know NK did it. Dude just trust us, we've got this.

    3. Re:FBI evidence is laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm confused. When did we discover oil in North Korea?

    4. Re:FBI evidence is laughable by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

      That's right, the US government would never lie to the press.

    5. Re:FBI evidence is laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was never about the oil...

    6. Re:FBI evidence is laughable by Xest · · Score: 1

      I already pointed out how broken Marc Rogers argument was last time it was posted:

      http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

      Long story short, we still don't know for sure who did it, but Rogers' analysis is pointless drivel that contributes nothing more than a typical Slashdot post. There's really nothing in his analysis that slants the blame away from NK - it's just speculation and highly circumstantial evidence.

  11. Wait...What?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean we don't already have sanctions against absolutely everything NK? From the article it looks like just about everything was sanctioned by the US & the UN anyways. And the ones that aren't only one is in a country that we have decent relations with (China). So, in effect, we keep the status quo? How many times can a person/group be sanctioned? Or is this just adding to the list so that we can throw out a bookload of sanctions as justification for war when it's convienent for us?

  12. Great framework by Dishwasha · · Score: 3, Funny

    I really look forward to similar language being used by foreign countries that the US got caught spying and hacking on and the ensuing financial sanctions against the US as well.

    1. Re:Great framework by DarkOx · · Score: 3, Informative

      Two words: Trade War

      You can only sanction an economy that has a mostly one way trade relationship with you. Otherwise you tend to hurt yourself as much or more than you hurt them.

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    2. Re:Great framework by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, China dumps the USD?

    3. Re:Great framework by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      They'd kill themselves - the current slow but steady rise in the RMB is hard enough on their central bank already (as it means a steady decline in the value of their main asset: their massive USD holdings).

    4. Re:Great framework by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China has far more power with capital controls than the US at the moment, that is a trade war the US cannot win.

    5. Re:Great framework by Justpin · · Score: 1

      Well in the UK the sanctions against Russia have merely caused vegetable prices to go through the floor. I rarely go to super markets but I went yesterday and they were piled high at 5p a packet. Normally they are about 70p.

    6. Re:Great framework by Archtech · · Score: 1

      "Well in the UK the sanctions against Russia have merely caused vegetable prices to go through the floor. I rarely go to super markets but I went yesterday and they were piled high at 5p a packet. Normally they are about 70p".

      And you think this is a good sign, do you? Consumers like you get to save a few pence, while vegetable producers go broke and eventually out of business. It's not smart at all for a small overpopulated island to rely on imported food - it may not always be there to buy.

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    7. Re:Great framework by Cederic · · Score: 1

      You fail to understand British Government policy for the last two decades: heavily increase the population through immigration.

      This means we need to build over the green bits to make housing for all the new people.

      It's ok, if we can't import food we can eat the immigrants.

    8. Re:Great framework by Justpin · · Score: 1

      I don't think it is a good idea. But the government (who I did not vote for) put in sanctions against Russia which caused this. I know the UK has a limited supply of food. The widespread use of rolling warehouses (lorries) and just in time stock means the UK has about 7 days food. Back when Felixstowe was closed for 4 days supermarket shelves were starting to go bare and all there were left were sweets and stuff like Liquorice allsorts the big black twisty ones everybody hates. Personally I'm not fussed as I keep myself fit and healthy and therefore will hunt the local human population.

    9. Re:Great framework by Justpin · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. As the UK hasn't had real famine in centuries. Places where we've imported people say China have had famines for centuries (there is a book called China land of famine which states that China has averaged a famine every other year of varying severity and different areas).

  13. True reason for sanctions by laing · · Score: 1

    The Sony cyber attack has not yet been definitively tied to North Korea. The sanctions are being imposed because Kim called Obama a monkey.

    1. Re:True reason for sanctions by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      The sanctions are being imposed because Kim called Obama a monkey.

      So this is Obama's attempt to prove the statement true?

    2. Re:True reason for sanctions by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Damn. I never thought of that. I bet you're right.

  14. Re:President Obola's Authority? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1, Funny

    By what authority does the president impose sanctions?

    We're bigger than they are. Alternately, you can invoke any particular deity, the gold standard, the Smoot-Hawley act or just being in a bad mood.

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  15. Explain it like I'm five by RenHoek · · Score: 1

    I _really_ don't get it.. Sony, a _Japanese_ company, and the US is going world police cop. I understand that Hollywood has a stake in this perhaps, but what political reason are they using to legitimize this?!

    1. Re:Explain it like I'm five by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't Sony. It's Sony Pictures. One is in Japan, the other is in the US.

    2. Re:Explain it like I'm five by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USA! USA! USA!

    3. Re:Explain it like I'm five by puzzled_decoy · · Score: 1

      There is this rule where if you detonate nukes on another country, you must retaliate if any of their companies get hacked.

    4. Re:Explain it like I'm five by amiga3D · · Score: 2

      It's an American subsidiary of a Japanese Corporation. It's in the US but it answers to Sony in Japan. Japan and the US are tied together by trade agreements and military alliance. An attack on Japan is generally treated like an attack on the US.

    5. Re:Explain it like I'm five by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      True and false, yes it is a subsidiary of a Japanese Corporation, but when Sony in Japan ask questions, Sony Pictures doesn't answer and tell them to fuck off. Sony Pictures operates almost like the old Columbia Pictures days. This is one of the worst fusion/integration in the world. Sony Japan was never able or never express the will to fully integrate Sony Pictures. So, you should not make the error to consider it is answering to Sony Japan, it isn't.

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      Achille Talon
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  16. Inquiring minds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Inquiring minds want to know when the UN is going to place severe economic sanctions against the US for the destructive, coercive cyber-related attacks of the NSA which constitutes a continuing threat to the national security, foreign policy, and economy of the World.

  17. Nothing new.. by s.petry · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I posted last week the same thoughts, even providing links to other professionals who ask "Where any evidence demonstrating that North Korea is the culprit?". I was subsequently rated a "TROLL" for linking the Wired Article and asking the question. Specifically stating like you, that it's become propaganda and facts don't seem to matter. Since people seem to be too lazy to read the Wired article (or any others) here is a 30 minute video.

    The quote "If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it yourself." surely comes to mind, and since people don't seem to be able to discern fact from opinion these days it's an easy game for propagandists to play.

    Why is it relevant? Because sanctions against the DPRK will not hurt the people in charge of the DPRK. They will have their food, wine, and women (or what ever they prefer) no matter what. North Korea can get what ever they need through China, and already does in large part. The people who will be suffering are those already starving.

    Not only is the punishment unjustly targeted, but it harms exactly the _wrong_ people.

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    -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    1. Re:Nothing new.. by DarkOx · · Score: 2

      Agreed.

      Even if we assume DPRK is responsible sanctions against autocracies and oligarchies are mostly stupid. As you say its not like they hurt the person(s) that are really the bad actors.

      What we have done with Russia is partly correct in that some effort was made to go after the assets of heads of state, etc rather than just imposing blanket trade embargo rules on the entire nation. It probably isn't a big enough lever though.

      In the case of this smaller dictatorships the only ethical responses are incapacitation, destroy their war making assets ( this may have some collateral damage on the people and I think that is allowable when its especially effective and the collateral damage is minimal). The real response though should be a PERSONAL attack on the leadership. We should target their estates, their person, their families etc and leave the rest of the nation the hell alone as much as possible.

      This would put the hurt where its deserved. It might actually change their behavior if they come to understand it will be things and people near and dear to them or their own life that will be lost rather than just causing some of their slaves to suffer a little more greatly. It would cost us lots less in blood and treasure to hit a few sites with conventional low yield warheads on ICBMs than to go invading half the planet.

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    2. Re:Nothing new.. by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      I'm not convinced that NK was directly responsible in this, either (if they FBI as they claim have strong unreleased evidence, release it!)

      But if you actually RTFA (or RTF government document) this is not going to hurt "the people". The people in North Korea have no Internet access or money to invest in foreign banks.

      In theory they are just targeting financial transactions of North Korean agencies and senior officials. In practice, come on, how many of them have significant financial transactions in the US, anyway? It's just more posturing in a 60 year long posturing battle between the US and NK that is so silly it makes Zoolander look like a serious documentary on male modeling.

    3. Re:Nothing new.. by Dahamma · · Score: 2

      What we have done with Russia is partly correct in that some effort was made to go after the assets of heads of state, etc rather than just imposing blanket trade embargo rules on the entire nation. It probably isn't a big enough lever though.

      I'd say the Russian sanctions are overwhelmingly correct. Putin has an 80% approval rating, which means the Russian people agree with what he did. In that case, they are going to need to accept the consequences of a recession in 2015. If Russia doesn't want to play nice with the rest of the world politically why should the rest of the world play nice with them economically?

      In the case of NK, though, these sanctions are just for show. NK doesn't have a global economy to damage, and certainly doesn't have major trade relations with the US and EU. China will prop them up as they always have...

    4. Re:Nothing new.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not convinced that NK was directly responsible in this

      Is hiring out the work directly responsible? It's either that or somebody went to a lot of trouble to make it look like North Korea did it. Consider the following:

      1. The language of the threats, including word choice and phrasing, is typical of official North Korean propaganda speak. Nobody else talks like that. It's like a crazy mad version of Engrish.

      2. There was no financial gain or motivation behind this attack, or at least it was very oblique. There are much easier ways to steal identities and the hacked materials are not reported to include credit card dumps or the like. There was likewise no ransom demand or at least not a monetary one. Only an ideologically motivated attacker or one paid by same would undertake this sort of operation and then expose it just to keep a film out of a theater. It's silly, but then again the North Koreans become irrationally outrageous at even the perception of a slight against the Kims. Satire is utterly lost on these people.

    5. Re: Nothing new.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The threats could have been made by anyone. It was all done through postings on Pastebin.

    6. Re:Nothing new.. by unrtst · · Score: 1

      Not only is the punishment unjustly targeted, but it harms exactly the _wrong_ people.

      Agreed. See Cuba.
      How the hell are we making this same mistake so soon after (finally) starting to fix that one?

      FWIW, I'm no NK fan. I get that dealing with them is a giant political mess, but that hasn't changed one iota. We should have ripped the bandaid off long ago. Cut it in half (Jonchon to Wonsan) and give China the north and SK the bottom (creating a new land based trade route between SK and mainland China; and getting China port access on the Sea of Japan). I kinda miss the days when the outcome of a war was new territory; now it's like we're playing poker without any chips - worst game ever.

    7. Re:Nothing new.. by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 1

      I'm not completely convinced either - specific attribution is hard. I won't hold my breath on all the evidence being released. In the end, as a computer security professional, the most important thing wasn't who was really behind it - it's what they did/how they did it, and how much of a risk my organization is at from them. Who it was is just a subset of that, and a somewhat less important one given the fungibility of tools. I digress however.

      Sanctions targeting officials in the North Korean government don't bother me one bit. They're ruling over one of the most brutal systems in the world, and about the only thing you could say in the defense of a given individual is that they're stuck in the system and don't want to get their entire extended family sent off to a gulag to die. I'm a little concerned that it might impinge on basic food aid (even if a lot of that is diverted to their military), but overall, if sanctions are all that's going to come of this, that's a lot better than other possible outcomes (See the whole "Iraq has WMD so we need to invade" debacle).

    8. Re:Nothing new.. by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      If a government says something is true, then you cannot question the evidence. I'm not supporting the government view - I'm saying that the evidence will not be presented to you to be evaluated.

      "Where's the evidence" is therefore, fairly obviously, either a troll post of pure ignorance. Posting a link to someone asking the same questions as you counts as exactly zero on this internet where anyone can opine in any fashion.

      I'm still struggling to imagine how declaring NK as the culprit, and adding sanctions, helps anyone, since there is sufficient evidence to question the conclusion. ESPECIALLY since a lot of the evidence is in the hands of private companies, and VERY ESPECIALLY since third parties can independently verify at least some of the information.

      Your quote about repeating a lie suggests that you are a sceptic, and not really someone seeking the truth. The difference is, you are willing to jump in and question something without all of the information. I'm willing to say that we don't have all of the information, but you seem to be drawing a conclusion while knowing that you don't have all of the information. You are a dangerous person.

      As for where sanctions strike the most, I'll leave you to your notions.

  18. Someone call Angela Merkel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hear her phone got hacked or something.

  19. Turn about is fair play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should be understanding when the rest of the world slaps America with sanctions for our ongoing "destructive, coercive cyber-related actions ".

    1. Re:Turn about is fair play by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      You're delusional. Most of the free world profits from trade with the US. Sanctions would hurt us but hurt many others far worse.

    2. Re:Turn about is fair play by Archtech · · Score: 1

      " Most of the free world profits from trade with the US".

      In the sense that they receive lots of minty-fresh new dollars, hot off the printing press, in return for their valuable goods and services - maybe. But do you think that situation can go on for ever? Seriously??

      And by the way, what is this "free world" of which you speak? Do you mean those nations that have democratic constitutions, defined as solemnly holding elections every few years in which the suckers, er people, can choose which of two gangs of corrupt millionaires they want to be ruled by for the next few years? Or do you refer to our "free markets", which are systematically rigged by banks, oil companies, and other wealthy corporations - as well as governments, of course?

      Freedom is not an absolute: it's a matter of degree. In a nation with literally tens of thousands of restrictive laws and regulations (and more every year, at a steadily increasing rate) there is precious little freedom except the freedom of the rich to do what they want.

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  20. Another repeat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now we're looking for weapons of mass media. I assume we can trust our "intelligence" source to be as truthful, or if you're naive, right this time?

  21. They're sticking with this story? by root_brewski · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean, it was pretty convenient timing for a government looking to distract the American public, gave Sony a feasible scapegoat for their security failings, and the only people that could contradict the story aren't about to give evidence against themselves. I guess slapping these "sanctions" on NK means they're doubling down?

  22. Re:President Obola's Authority? by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Can't tell if you're joking, or one of the delusional gold-nuts who probably lost tons of money by believing far-right-wing anti-civilization grifters like Glenn Beck, and investing in gold.

  23. Anyone remember "The Manchurian Candidate"? by Archtech · · Score: 0

    Well, wow. Obama knew within minutes of the shooting down of MH17 that PUTIN DID IT. And he immediately knew that the NORTH KOREANS HACKED SONY. The man has unbelievable [sic] superpowers!

    But he's overplayed his hand. As a direct result of his "diplomacy" [sic] China, Russia, Iran, Pakistan, India, North Korea, Kazakhstan, Mongolia, Syria and other Asian nations are forming an increasingly tight trade, financial and military alliance. Ever since WW2 (and arguably WW1) US foreign policy has been aimed primarily at PREVENTING this. But they reckoned without the SLEEPER PRESIDENT! (Oh, did I forget to mention South America, Central America, and Africa?)

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    1. Re:Anyone remember "The Manchurian Candidate"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesn't have the common courtesy to wave a vial of anthrax around in front of the UN.

    2. Re:Anyone remember "The Manchurian Candidate"? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      You left out Cuba.

    3. Re:Anyone remember "The Manchurian Candidate"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... reckoned without the SLEEPER PRESIDENT!

      Political alliances have changed a lot in the last 10 years and President Obama doesn't have many policies or answers. But really: The president has to stop other countries getting richer! In that case, of course they're going to bypass the USA and they already did: Only one country has ever put sanctions on Cuba. When other countries started trading with China in the 1970s, the USA had to stop their communist-bashing and make some deals.

      Now the USA has always had isolationist policies. But they needed oil, bananas and coffee from South America, so they goose-stepped through there. Then they needed cheap oil so they're into the middle-east. (Trying to stop Japan getting oil had world-wide consequences.) Then everyone needed American steel and wheat, so everyone did what Uncle Sam said. Japan and South Korea proved other countries can make high-tech goods. Then the USA made the mistake of off-shoring. No-one needs US technology anymore: Japan, South Korea and China make it, so everyone is dealing with those countries. Haven't you heard: China has been expanding into the Eastern bloc (on its west) and Africa. The USA is turning into a minor partner.

      Now, the more the USA tightens its grip, the more economies slip through its fingers. Sure the USA can shake a big stick and control the airports and pharmaceutical factories around the world, but they can't control cash. The more they ban countries from the financial market, the bigger dark banking gets and international banks want a piece of that wealth regardless of US law. Remember the USA fining Credit Suisse and BNP Paribas for 'illegal' transactions with sanctioned countries?

    4. Re:Anyone remember "The Manchurian Candidate"? by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 0

      Fuck you and all your fellow conspiracy theory crackpots! It is perfectly well known what happened. Some rebel under the command of Igor Strelkov alias FSB colonel Igor Vsevolodovich Girkin shut down the plane with a BUK missile system. There is no doubt about it because the rebels announced the news themselves to the whole world before they realized their mistake.

    5. Re:Anyone remember "The Manchurian Candidate"? by Archtech · · Score: 2

      "There is no doubt about it because the rebels announced the news themselves to the whole world before they realized their mistake".

      Thank you for your polite expression of dissent. It's fortunate that information like that could never be faked by any group of vicious, self-seeking propagandists who habitually lie about everything. (Which could equally well describe the current "Ukrainian government" or the current US government - it makes no difference as the first is operated by the second).

      Unluckily for your conspiracy theory, we know for sure that there were jet fighters within firing range immediately before MH17 went down; that there was no smoke or noise indicating a BUK launch; that the BUK unit captured by rebels (if any) was incomplete and incapable of shooting down an airliner at 10 Km height; that photographs clearly show the cockpit section riddled with cannon holes; that the Ukrainian authorities deliberately diverted MH17 directly over the fighting, for no good reason; and that mysteriously the highly detailed US military satellite images of the attack have never been released. Apart from which the Russians and Novorussians had every reason not to shoot down a civilian airliner, while Kiev had everything to gain from staging a false-flag attack.

      Your faked "social media" evidence loses hands down.

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    6. Re:Anyone remember "The Manchurian Candidate"? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      The BUK was never claimed to be captured by rebels, it was claimed that a Russian surface to air missile launcher had been provided to the rebels by the Russians, and large jets had already been shot down.

      The rebels did announce triumphantly that they'd shot down a large jet aircraft just minutes before we found out that MH17 had been shot down, and subsequently removed that brag.

      The photographs are not clearly cannon holes.

      So curiously no, the evidence doesn't match with your conspiracy theory. You come across as a Putin apologist.

    7. Re:Anyone remember "The Manchurian Candidate"? by Archtech · · Score: 1

      "You come across as a Putin apologist".

      Nice ad hominem! You always say the same thing, though; a little variety would be appreciated.

      It would be superfluous to add that this is a clear case of pot and kettle.

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  24. This is good news by houghi · · Score: 1

    I am glad that the governement is protecting what is important to them.

    Seriously: they payed for the governement and the laws. All the people do is vote.

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  25. Sony Pictures == Columbia, a California company by raymorris · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc. used to be called Columbia Pictures. Headquartered in Burbank, California, it's run by an American CEO and produces American films for an American audience. It was renamed after Sony bought almost half of the stock.

  26. Re:Sony Pictures == Columbia, a California company by RenHoek · · Score: 1

    Ah right, thanks for that.

  27. Good by SeaFox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Justice served. Just like when we invaded Iraq for their involvement in 9/11.

    1. Re:Good by Livius · · Score: 1

      Well, we actually knew that was false (not counting the wilfully ignorant). This we're only 99% sure about.

    2. Re:Good by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Justice served. Just like when we invaded Iraq.

      FTFY

      Bush: No Saddam Links To 9/11
      JUSTIFICATIONS FOR THE WAR

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    3. Re:Good by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 1

      If only Sanctions like this had been the response back then too, we'd all be a lot better off.

  28. Except NK didn't do it. by koan · · Score: 1

    So... wtf?

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  29. just submitted comment to whitehouse.gov by dltaylor · · Score: 1, Insightful

    As a slightly-more-in-touch segment of the population, many of us already discounted the FBI's claim against NK, and (I hope) nearly all of us now understand that it was an inside job. Let President Obama know that his sanctions just make him look foolish.

    1. Re:just submitted comment to whitehouse.gov by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 2

      Of course it was an inside job. Where do you think Kim was last fall when nobody saw him for a month? In the hospital? No, he was working as a sys admin at Sony installing the necessary software to pull of this hack.

  30. Re:President Obola's Authority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Try investing in gold-plated roubles next, Glenn. Best of tears to you.

  31. Re:President Obola's Authority? by amiga3D · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Gold isn't generally a good investment. There are exceptions however and one of the big ones is what Beck took advantage of. Realizing that the housing market was about to collapse, which in retrospect should have been obvious and evidently it was obvious to Beck at the time, Beck pulled his money out of the stock market and bought gold. Given the fallout that occurred when all those banks tanked and had to be bailed out stocks dropped out and gold spiraled up having a twofold payoff for those who saw it coming. Not only did they avoid losing their ass in stocks but they more than doubled their money on gold. What most people did wrong then was to buy gold after it has gone out of sight. Once you miss the boat you might as well go back home because it's not coming back to port for a looooong time. You always pick up gold when it's cheap. It's a long term safe investment. Right now it's too fucking high to buy. Beck's fat little ass got rich as hell though and then he made millions more hawking it as an investment.

  32. No evidence either way by kervin · · Score: 2

    There is very little public evidence proving or disproving who conducted the hack. That is as much as anyone knows as a fact.

  33. Bruce Schneier has an interesting analysis by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 4, Informative

    Bruce Schneier posted an analysis on his blog that points out a few things.

    The timestamps on the data suggest that it was downloaded at USB2.0 speeds, and happened on the day that Charles Sipkins, Sony Pictures' head of corporate communications, publicly resigned.

    The USB2.0 speeds implies an inside job, and the timing of Sipkins' resignation is suspicious.

    What was the evidence for NK again?

    1. Re:Bruce Schneier has an interesting analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      35 MB may be the max speed of NK internet.

    2. Re:Bruce Schneier has an interesting analysis by mpthompson · · Score: 1

      I keep seeing in the media of the figure of 100 terabytes of information was downloaded by hackers from Sony Pictures. Is this figure true? How the hell does one download that much data at USB 2.0 speeds? It would take years.

      Something doesn't smell right about this whole thing. Would Sony even have that much data to download? And did they really keep it all under the same security mechanisms that were easy for hackers to defeat? I would expect a large diversity of systems and security protocols across such a large company. This had to be an inside job with a knowledgeable and capable mole getting their hands on the keys to the entire IT kingdom at Sony. North Korean's my ass...

    3. Re:Bruce Schneier has an interesting analysis by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      Who said it occurs as a single download and within a day? It was pretty clearly stated from the beginning Sony Pictures' breaking occurs over many months. You can perfectly transfer a lot of data to intermediate repositories within a large time span and collect data from intermediate repositories as needed. In fact, you must prefer this mode of operation to any other since a single large or very large chunk of data transfers will be noticed by security monitoring (don't laugh here, you should assume they have some).

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    4. Re:Bruce Schneier has an interesting analysis by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      You can temper with timestamps.

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    5. Re:Bruce Schneier has an interesting analysis by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      That hackers defeated the security, doesn't necessarily mean it was easy to do so.

      As I understand it, it was related to social engineering - they managed to get their hands on actual user accounts and passwords, so could log in tot the network the intended way. There is nothing that stops a hacker the moment they have valid credentials, credentials that are meant to give access.

      Any network is by nature vulnerable as it is designed to allow people to get in. Without that option, the network would be useless for any practical use. The trick is to make sure only give access to people you want to be able to access it, and find a way to make it impossible for others to impersonate those people. And that's hard - really hard.

    6. Re:Bruce Schneier has an interesting analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a multitude of products that monitor normal user actions and access. Look into Varonis and IBMs QRadar.

      At least some divisons of Sony use Varonis. Not sure about Sony Pictures, but I'm guessing no.

    7. Re:Bruce Schneier has an interesting analysis by AqD · · Score: 1

      35 KB may be the max speed of NK internet.

      fixed for you.

    8. Re:Bruce Schneier has an interesting analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell does one download that much data at USB 2.0 speeds? It would take years.

      And by "years" presumably you mean "days." And of course no friggin' way does Sony have 100TB of company data.

  34. Russian Roulette Obama Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Supporting a bad movie that would have pissed off any leader in the world was a bad idea. Now further spanking an unbridled hacking team seems a lot like russian roulette, and at a time when the world news is so busy reporting how vulnerable the US electrical grid is, just seems irresposible to be playing with our nation's security. Either declare war, cough up the evidence for the world to see or get on with bigger and better things.

  35. Welp.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They looked for it after calling Obama a monkey.

  36. Re:President Obola's Authority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The thing is, he sold "commemorative coins" with inflated bullshit values instead of the actual weight of gold, to senior citizens and pensioners who were told by his bullshit commercials that it was not only a safe investment, but that it was the ONLY place they could put their money given the "volatility!"

    He's a charlatan, he knows it.

  37. This seems dumb because evidence tilting away by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    The most recent evidence is pointing away from NK.

    I hope our government is acting rationally.

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    1. Re:This seems dumb because evidence tilting away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL when has it ever????

  38. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least now their propaganda about starving masses in north korea will actually be true (in a little while anyway).

  39. You pieces of garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been quite clear from the beginning that this was the whole reason for this false flag operation.

  40. Re:President Obola's Authority? by tnk1 · · Score: 2

    Gold isn't a bad investment all by itself. What is bad is a strategy that buys gold as if it can overcome the need for market research and diversification.

    There are times that you increase your investment in gold, or bonds, or stock. Those depend on the characteristics of the investment and how the overall economic situation is panning out, but such a move nearly always takes the form of adjusting your exposure, not completely divesting other forms of investment.

    Of course, the biggest problem is that most people are idiots when it comes to investing, but think they are geniuses. So just about every move they make is worse than just dropping their money in an index fund and forgetting about it for a few decades. Sort of like trying to wildly switch lanes in heavy traffic and realizing you'd have gone farther with less risk by simply being patient and sitting in the lane you started in.

    And that is where the unscrupulous can make real money by hawking fear among people who think they are getting "the inside track".

  41. Re:President Obola's Authority? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    It's always the right time to buy gold if the 'gold experts' aren't urging you to buy gold. It's always the wrong time when they are spending a lot of money on radio and television ads to tell you it's the 'right time.'

  42. Nice window dressings, there by damn_registrars · · Score: 1
    From the Treasury Dept web page:

    authorizing targeted sanctions that would deny designated persons access to the U.S. financial system and prohibit U.S. persons from engaging in transactions or dealings with it.

    So we have a list of "bad guys" who aren't allowed to do business with US companies. That doesn't seem particularly useful, as they were likely prohibited from doing that before by virtue of the fact that we don't have relations with the DPRK anyways.

    Although being as the allegations against DPRK are flimsy at best, making a public statement of existing sanctions and calling them "new" might not be a bad move.

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  43. This part seems harsh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The new measures allow the Treasury Department "to apply sanctions against officials of the Government of North Korea and the Workers' Party of Korea, and persons determined to be owned or controlled by, or acting for or on behalf of" these bodies.

    Perhaps we should be lenient on their slaves..

  44. Evidence by BlueTyson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Relax about the evidence thing. This is how superpowers do things. If you don't know stuff then just make it up, no-one's going to argue. The USS Maine blew up from a boiler and ammunition explosion and that was enough for the US to start the 1898 Spanish-American War. As for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, the UN said to the best of their knowledge there were none, up to the bounds of scientific certainty. Which was interpreted by US decision-makers, for whatever reason, as not meaning 'no'. So carry on, this is business as usual, there's nothing extraordinary here.

    1. Re:Evidence by wvmarle · · Score: 2

      Agreed. It's Iraq, Saddam Hussein and his WMDs all over again.

      Not a shred of verifiable evidence given - we just have to believe what those in power say - and accept more death and destruction.

    2. Re:Evidence by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      Relax about the evidence thing. This is how superpowers do things. If you don't know stuff then just make it up, no-one's going to argue.

      The USS Maine blew up from a boiler and ammunition explosion and that was enough for the US to start the 1898 Spanish-American War.

      Wars are odd things, they can be started by a stamp http://bigthink.com/strange-ma...,
      a Newspaper where "Hearst was personally dedicated to the cause of the Cuban rebels" your Spanish-American War http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W..., or a cow crossing an imaginary line, no cite it was an old and local war between clans (damn hard to Google) :)

  45. Just block their IP netblocks by AaronW · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They only have two, 175.45.176.0/22 and 210.52.109.0/24 as far as I can tell. It's not like we'd be blocking the general population of NK.

    Source.

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    1. Re:Just block their IP netblocks by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      That isn't going to help since NK apparently has hackers located in China. I'm pretty sure we won't be blocking all IP addresses from China.

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  46. ... how long US thinks it can continue like this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Relax about the evidence thing. This is how superpowers do things. If you don't know stuff then just make it up, no-one's going to argue. The USS Maine blew up from a boiler and ammunition explosion and that was enough for the US to start the 1898 Spanish-American War. As for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, the UN said to the best of their knowledge there were none, up to the bounds of scientific certainty. Which was interpreted by US decision-makers, for whatever reason, as not meaning 'no'. So carry on, this is business as usual, there's nothing extraordinary here

    One gets to do the 800lb gorilla thing when one remains as strong as that 800lb gorilla

    As US's sphere of influence has waned, and it's shrinking faster and faster, how long Washington D.C. thinks they get away by doing the same thing?

    Reality will one day catch up with USA, and that day is approaching, rapidly

  47. Re:President Obola's Authority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As soon as the cash4gold people started hawking the smart money saw the top of the market.

  48. Re:... how long US thinks it can continue like thi by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    Reality will one day catch up with USA, and that day is approaching, rapidly

    That would be when the F-35 becomes the U.S's fighting forces main jet and shot down where ever it goes.

  49. Why not sanction Sony? by Ichijo · · Score: 1

    "Defects are not free. Somebody makes them, and gets paid for making them." --W. Edwards Deming

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  50. Why Sony by TheRecklessWanderer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OK so NKorea subjugates an entire people, no sanctions, but mess with Sony, sanctions. What gives?

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    1. Re:Why Sony by supernova87a · · Score: 1

      Yeah, exactly. Human rights abuses (no, atrocities), mass starvation, nuclear weapons development, money laundering, military posturing -- that's all fine. But mess with our entertainment industry?? Sanctions!

    2. Re:Why Sony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NKorea subjugates an entire people, no sanctions, but mess with Sony, sanctions. What gives?

      The Sony hack cost investors money and investors don't like to lose money. The dead, especially North Koreans dead in North Korea, cost us nothing. Understand now?

    3. Re:Why Sony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK so NKorea subjugates an entire people, no sanctions, but mess with Sony, sanctions. What gives?

      You fail to realize that Sony Pictures and other American movie studios produce what is arguably the US's largest export. Culture.

      This particular incident also had a lot to do with our First Amendment rights.

  51. Toad wins the silver by tepples · · Score: 1

    We wouldn't want the next .torrent dump or barely-coherent pastebin screed to be a mushroom cloud, would we?

    Mushroom clouds in the background look like fuzzy, fuzzy fungus.

  52. Re:President Obola's Authority? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    I remember when the housing market collapsed and I lost almost 50K out of my 401 account. Most of my co-workers freaked and started transferring all their money from the stock fund to government bond fund. I remember telling them it was too late. They had already lost their money and the only way to get any back was to stay with the stock fund until it came back around. I stayed with it and eventually I caught the wave when it rebounded. People that react to the market are already too late. If you don't see trends way ahead of time then the only thing to do is pick a good stock fund and leave it alone until two or three years before you retire.

  53. Re:President Obola's Authority? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    I remember telling my wife how high gold had gone and she went into her jewelry box and got out a handful of old broken necklaces, a ring she didn't like and about 15 single ear rings missing their pair. I took it down to the local jewelry store and he was paying out about 25 percent more than the guys advertising on TV. I got almost 500 dollars off that junk gold. I was amazed. One thing about gold, when things go to shit it suddenly becomes valuable.

  54. Re:President Obola's Authority? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    My Dad is a big Beck fan and even he called bullshit on that gold advertisement of his.

  55. So "due process" is a thing of the past? by Elbart · · Score: 1

    United States of Anarchy.

  56. Re:President Obola's Authority? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

    The thing is, he sold "commemorative coins" with inflated bullshit values instead of the actual weight of gold, to senior citizens and pensioners who were told by his bullshit commercials that it was not only a safe investment, but that it was the ONLY place they could put their money given the "volatility!"

    I remember and see those ads all the time. I remember disregarding them until my dad came to me asking about them. Took me about 5 minutes of Googling before I was told they were not as rare as the ad said. Everything else was true, but neglected to mention that they were common and easily obtainable from alternate sources. Of course, the real price of them was less than half what the ad was charging. Someone's gotta pay for the ad, I guess.

    It was merely a store that resold US mint coins with huge markups - you could easily go to a regular store and get them far cheaper.

  57. wrong answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Censorship is never a good thing. Blocking anyone's access to the internet is never a good thing.

    1. Re:wrong answer by AaronW · · Score: 1

      Except in this case the entire country is already censored, so blocking it won't be censoring anyone except those few who do have Internet access, like the despicable people in charge and the hackers. If it were just about any other country I'd agree with you.NK is second to last for the most censored country according to reporters without borders, second only to Eritrae.

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    2. Re:wrong answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cutting NK off from the world helps nobody, least of all NK.

  58. An official statement from the FBI... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > An official statement from the FBI isn't exactly the same as some anonymous blog.

    Very much this: while I'd put (lacking any other evidence) zero trust in a random blog (until I have more experience), FBI starts for me with a sizable amount of *negative* trust, given prior experience.

  59. Is slavery official again in the US ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please tell me my English is deficient (and improve it a little by your explanation). Did the US governement just say "persons determined to be owned" while at the same time complaining of copyright infringement ? Are they admiting a person can be owned in the US , NK or anywhere ? Are they acknowledging slavery ? I thought they erradicated it years ago, after some war and civil struggle. I thought the labour relations were pitiful, but slavery was not officially sanctioned.
    Or does English have other meanings for "person" ?(like moral persons or legal persons or some kind of artifice that enjoys legal rights and can be owned but isn't human)

    1. Re:Is slavery official again in the US ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood

      Probably meant something like this. Globablly most real people are already second class citizens at best. This is meant to be against all the powerfuls' corporate shadows and shells.

    2. Re:Is slavery official again in the US ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please tell me my English is deficient (and improve it a little by your explanation). Did the US governement just say "persons determined to be owned" while at the same time complaining of copyright infringement ? Are they admiting a person can be owned in the US , NK or anywhere ? Are they acknowledging slavery ? I thought they erradicated it years ago, after some war and civil struggle. I thought the labour relations were pitiful, but slavery was not officially sanctioned.
      Or does English have other meanings for "person" ?(like moral persons or legal persons or some kind of artifice that enjoys legal rights and can be owned but isn't human)

      President Barack Hussein Obama is the new plantation owner and is setting the stage for his post-presidential lifestyle. If you want to upset him while he is still in the Oval Office send him a letter addressed to "Dear Monkey" asking if you may pay your income taxes in bananas.

  60. That's ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So a country whose internet access has been totally buggered by some script kiddies ddos-ing their gateway router(s) was in fact behind all those terrible Sony attacks? Wow.
    No wait, I thought Sony was a japanese company? What's that got to do with USA? Moviegoing americans were deprived of another Boxing day movie premiere? Ah, OK then...right on! Sanctions it is.

  61. Imagine going back in time 15 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-01-02/2015-will-be-all-about-iran-china-and-russia#comment-5617702

    Imagine going back in time 15 years and warning everyone about all the crazy shit coming down the pipe. They would send you to the funny farm!

    -The presidential election will be decided by one vote... on the supreme court.

    -There will be a nuclear terrorist attack on New York, perpetrated by Israel, the Bush administration, and the Pentagon, with obvious evidence right out in the open, and nobody will question it.

    -The attack will be used as bait and switch to wage a $3 trillion war against a country which didn't even have anything to do with the patsies, let alone the actual attack.

    -There will be a resurgence of fascism and slavery, and people will call it freedom.

    -Two Skull and Bonesmen will run against each other in 2004. They will refuse to talk about it and everyone else will be cool with that. Isn't democracy great?

    -TV will be mostly fearmongering, propaganda, celebrity gossip, and reality shows about giant-assed sluts. There will be a time when the truthiest TV news will be on Comedy Central. "The Onion Reality" will acquire meaning.

    -A black gay foreign muslim communist will become president. He will spend most of his time golfing, reading from a teleprompter, and watching drone bombings. By any objective measures he will be worse than Bush, but the left will love him, because thinking anything else would be racist.

    -The Fed will print tens of trillions of dollars and give it to the banks, including many foreign banks, but hyperinflation will be delayed because the economy will suck so bad that people will hold held their dollars tight. People will be awed by the power of central planning.

    -Billion dollar scams will become so common that most will be ignored. Only one person will go to jail, and only because he stole from Zionist charities.

    -Housing will be sliced and diced so many ways that people will end up getting foreclosed on by multiple banks that they never even signed with. Nobody will have clear title to their house. And nobody will go to jail.

    -They will change the rules so that bank accounts can be raided due to bank failure, in addition to all the other excuses for legalized plunder. Banks will stop paying interest. Despite all this, there will not be bank runs. One might think that's because everyone will be more afraid of cops stealing their cash, but no. It will be because everyone will be brick stupid.

    -A passenger jet will be abducted to Diego Garcia. The media will blame terrorists, then aliens and black holes, then back to Kim's giant ass.

    -There will be SWAT team raids over raw milk, unpaid student loans, feeding the homeless, etc, etc. Babies will get their faces blown off. The only people who will go to jail (or the morgue) will be the innocent victims.

    -The Russians will become the good guys.

    But we're just getting started! Think of all the crazy shit coming down the pipe for the NEXT fifteen years! If we don't get at least one hoaxed ailen attack by 2030, Krugman and I will be very disappointed.

  62. Remember this event when listening to any US claim by Eternal+Vigilance · · Score: 1

    This level of evidentiary "certainty" is what's used all the time by the U.S. to justify killing thousands with drones, or millions in war. It's merely easier in this case to recognize the claims as being laughably - or perhaps disturbingly - false.

    What's even more frightening than the idea the U.S. would conduct an act of war just to save a large corporation from some bad PR is the realization the people doing this are either too clueless to know how obvious is their charade or they're too deranged or too honey badger to care.

    I suppose one could go for the clueless deranged honey badger (with WMD) trifecta.

    But as long as lies distract people from talking about CIA torture, Wall St. crimes and economic collapse, and anything else meaningful, and direct Americans' desire for accountability and punishment away from powerful people and onto shadowy phantoms...then the lies have worked.

  63. Barack "No Stupid Stuff" Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    falls for the FBI bullshit.

  64. Re:President Obola's Authority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pointing out that there are now mall kiosks set up to buy gold has been a compelling argument to even the most ardent gold bug.

  65. nice grandstanding there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummmm... The USA and South Korea are still at war with North Korea.

    he added, in a letter to inform congressional leaders of his executive order. The new measures allow the Treasury Department "to apply sanctions against officials of the Government of North Korea and the Workers' Party of Korea, and persons determined to be owned or controlled by, or acting for or on behalf of" these bodies.

    Yah, those bit would fall under the category of "trading with the enemy" which qualifies as Treason.

    It's almost like the US President has lost track of the wars his country is involved in.

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  67. Re:President Obola's Authority? by HiThere · · Score: 1

    More to the point, gold may be an excellent investment, but not at the current price. And not at any price that is ever available to the public.

    If you're expecting a collapse of civilization, then whiskey is probably a better investment. It's not only entertainment, it's medicine. But keeping it in fragile containers is a problem. The advantage of gold is that it's mobile. But an education in primitive medicine (not first aid, which is just what to do til the doctor arrives, and not modern medicine which depends on medicines that won't be available) would be an even better investiment. Bonus if you can do primitive dentistry.

    If you're not expecting a collapse of civilization, then gold is more reasonable. It's important in lots of nano-tech and a non-corrodable covering of this and that. Of course, they don't use much, but then the amount of gold is rather limited unless you want to make it in a reactor, in which case I believe it will be radioactive...which might be an advantage if you want to trace your nano-gizmo.

    I can't think of any possibility in which gold is the best investment, but if you can get it at a good enough price it's not a bad investment. It *has* increased in value even during my lifetime and relative to the costs of other things, and it doesn't have much in the way of up-keep costs like real estate does. (And it's portable. Did I mention that? This is possibly its majore benefit. Portable and anonymous.)

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  68. We still pretending we believe what US Admin says? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too much money to be made in war and propaganda.

  69. Beck is anti-civilization? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beck is anti-civilization? Citation needed. He urges people to read The 5000 Year Leap, a book that celebrates the progress made by civilization.