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Nest Will Now Work With Your Door Locks, Light Bulbs and More

An anonymous reader writes with news about 15 new brand partnerships Nest announced today. "When Google purchased Nest Labs – the maker of Internet-connected thermostats and smoke detectors – the search engine giant saw the potential to create a software platform for controlling the myriad everyday devices and gadgets in consumers' homes, a central hub for the so-called "Internet of things." This vision took a major step towards becoming reality Monday morning, when Nest announced at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas that 15 new partners were joining its "Works with Nest" developer program. Soon, everything from washing machines to light bulbs will be connected with the Nest platform."

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  1. Internet of Hype ... by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A bunch of people with money they need to part with. The rest of us will continue to not give a crap.

    I neither trust, nor do I want this ecosystem of interconnected crap which puts my house on the internet so that I can access it via my fscking cell phone.

    So, buy into this, suckers. Get your house hacked, or your personal habits sold, or whatever.

    I'm going to continue to assume that most of the vendors jumping on this are a) interested in the analytics data for advertising, and b) grossly incompetent/indifferent to security. I trust neither the intention nor the competence of these companies.

    Get off my damned lawn with your pointless gizmos. I have a key and a programmable thermostat which isn't connected to the interweb.

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    1. Re:Internet of Hype ... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >I neither trust, nor do I want this ecosystem of interconnected crap which puts my house on the internet so that I can access it via my fscking cell phone.

      If a hacker wants to pwn my thermostat, that's probably the least of my problems.
      However being able to set the thermostat with my phone is excellent.

      If there are other excellent internet connected gizmos for which control by smartphone is excellent, I'll be buying them. But I don't see the door lock being one of those things due to the more significant security issue.

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    2. Re:Internet of Hype ... by msauve · · Score: 1

      "Nest Will Now Work With Your Door Locks, Light Bulbs and More"

      Reminds me of an old joke:
      Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play piano after the surgery?
      Dr.: Of course.
      Patient: That's great, I never could before!

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    3. Re:Internet of Hype ... by jklovanc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But I don't see the door lock being one of those things due to the more significant security issue.

      Letting a repair people in remotely could be very convenient. That way you don't have to be at home to let them in.

    4. Re:Internet of Hype ... by dontbemad · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It never ceases to amaze me how "stop liking what I don't like" posts get moderated to +5 Insightful.

      Where is the insight here? Other than the clear insight into the poster's fear of experimental, new technologies and applications.

    5. Re:Internet of Hype ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      It's your phone and your house, you do as you please with them.

      I see neither a need for any of this stuff, nor do I see why I would trust the companies selling it.

      Me, I expect this is written by incompetent chimps who need to get a product to market and don't give a crap about security, and I see all of this juicy data being collated and sorted and sold. And hacked, and subpoena'd and misused.

      Every 6-12 months for the last 30 years there's always been "the next big thing". And except for a very small number of them, most of them have all failed and simply been nothing but hype. It's all marketing and no substance.

      You kids might think your cell phone is the be-all and end-all. Me, I think texting is about as far as I'm interested in what my phone can do, because I have no need of it, and it doesn't actually improve my life in any way.

      But, hey, I'm a grumpy old man with little interest in automation and other gizmos. Frankly, I'm bored with it, and have seen enough epic failures that I simply don't care enough to find out if I trust it.

      And in many many cases, these technologies just die on their own anyway. So me bitching about it has pretty much no effect other than being able to laugh about it after it happens.

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    6. Re:Internet of Hype ... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Right and you would trust the repair guy doesn't accede risky break your security cams while legitimatelyoving tools into the correct location? Letting a repair man in when no one is around is the fastest way to get robbed.

      Also anything online is hack able. Thermostat yawn no big deal. The worst that happens is either you spend to much I hear one month or you pipes burst in the cold. However door locks? That would be like the old school garage door opens where 50 codes existed and you could drive down the street looking for places to rob.

      I am not a fan of mfc locks either but at least someone has to be physically close for that.

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    7. Re:Internet of Hype ... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      But I don't see the door lock being one of those things due to the more significant security issue.

      Letting a repair people in remotely could be very convenient. That way you don't have to be at home to let them in.

      I can do that with my current (non internet) code entry door lock. You set up a secondary code. Tell someone. Change it later. Maybe useful, but the thermostat phone control is useful every day.

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    8. Re:Internet of Hype ... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey, in all honesty, you are free to conclude I'm a crank. That's OK, my wife would agree with you.

      But after 20 years in the tech industry, and 30+ years playing with technology ... this is just another new bit of hype, which stands at least a 50/50 chance of utterly failing, and which provides little compelling need for 99% of us.

      Go ahead, fetishize technology, lament how we don't have flying cars, and walk around all pie eyed and dreamy about the awesome future. I've seen enough to assume it never turns out as rosy as promised, and comes with a new bag of shit most people didn't think of.

      I'm not saying "stop liking what I don't like", because I don't give a rats ass what you like.

      I am saying that, like Microsoft's Smart Home they've been hawking for 15-20 years ... this is overhyped technology which will never see the light of day for most people, and which is purely in the domain of people who have surplus money they wish to part with. It's the epitome of first world problems, and should be treated as such.

      For the most part, I consider most forms of futurists to be deluded people who think The Next Big Thing is going to change all of our lives. And in 20 years will be laughed at in by going through old issues of Popular Mechanics.

      Of course, these days, nobody will have a stack of old blogs, so they won't even remember it.

      Once you've seen a bunch of "Next Big Things" become last years "Dumb Fucking Idea", it becomes a default position. :-P

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    9. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If a hacker wants to pwn my thermostat, that's probably the least of my problems.

      You've never seen what happens when the furnace breaks (or someone bumped the thermostat to off) during the winter freeze before leaving the country on holiday, have you?

      All of a sudden you'll realize just how important heat was when you have 6 feet of icy sludge in your basement. It takes less than a week in even a well insulated house for the temperature to drop near freezing.

    10. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Thermostat yawn no big deal

      Depends on where you live. Here in Seattle, every home I've been in that was built in the past twenty-five years has electric heat. If you turn the thermostat up too high, you will be likely to start a fire. My last house caught fire when the thermostat shorted out. I thought the house was too hot when I was leaving to meet a friend, but I was in a hurry so I didn't check on it. When I got home, my house was full of smoke and there were wisps of flames from the wooden frame around my window just above the electric heat. Another few minutes and it would have spread. Also, several fires a year here are started by children turning the thermostats up all of the way. Because there's no forced air in the vast majority of homes in this area, the heater can get hot enough to light paper and wood on fire while the thermostat still reads below 90.

    11. Re:Internet of Hype ... by swb · · Score: 1

      However being able to set the thermostat with my phone is excellent.

      I'm curious what the value of this is. How valuable is on-demand remote thermostat changing?

      Programmable thermostats capable of 4 settings per day and 7 per week are common and cheap and all the ones I've owned going back to the late 1990s have the intelligence to adapt to the time required to reach the set point by the scheduled time (and learn as they go, so they adapt to changes in the outdoor weather). Most will also manage variable holds and one-off changes in temperature and automatically revert to the programmed settings (or not, which is an option).

      Not everyone is on a regular enough schedule where a programmable thermostat by itself will line up with a totally random schedule, but then again, I'm not sure what the meaningful energy or comfort differences being an hour or two off an "estimated" schedule would look like, either.

      About the only situation where it would be meaningful I can think of is if I set it to hold a temp while I was gone for N days in the summer and I came home two days earlier and didn't want to come home to a hot house. But even when that's actually happened, it's like maybe 4 hours after getting home and resuming the program until the temperature is pretty much back to normal. Even after an hour when it's still warmer than I'd like, the system has tamed the humidity which makes a big comfort difference.

    12. Re:Internet of Hype ... by jklovanc · · Score: 2

      I can do that with my current (non internet) code entry door lock.

      That works except when one forgets to set the temporary code.

    13. Re:Internet of Hype ... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      I can do that with my current (non internet) code entry door lock.

      That works except when one forgets to set the temporary code.

      I keep it in my phone.

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    14. Re:Internet of Hype ... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 2

      >I'm curious what the value of this is. How valuable is on-demand remote thermostat changing?

      The value is in being able to set it from bed, rather than getting up, stumbling downstairs, fiddling with the knobs and stumbling back up the stairs to bed.

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    15. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However being able to set the thermostat with my phone is excellent.

      No its totally utterly pointless and those who think Micromanaging temperatures to save money or the planet or whatever bullshit they are being fed by vendor marketing departments need to spend more time working numbers for themselves and less time listening to tools.

      If there are other excellent internet connected gizmos for which control by smartphone is excellent, I'll be buying them.

      No you don't control gizmos by smartphone you control them from a portal operated by the vendor from vendor servers. Your inputs are accepted only by vendors pleasure and whim. When they decide your shit is too old for them to bother supporting anymore they will pull the plug and you will be SOL. When they decide to adorn their interface with ads and change their "privacy policy" oh well.

      But I don't see the door lock being one of those things due to the more significant security issue.

      So you don't mind a hacker damaging the most expensive appliances in your home or your home itself from their PJs in a country lacking extradition treaty with the US... yet hacking door locks requiring physical presence to take advantage of is too much even though most doors can be kicked in with moderate effort anyway.

    16. Re:Internet of Hype ... by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure anyone sees an internet connected thermostat as "the next big thing;" but that doesn't mean it's not a fantastic convenience device and that the learning features are saving people money.

      https://community.nest.com/thr...

      Other than a few people who have incompatible multistage heat pumps, and ignoring the sort of conformation bias by those who opted in early, there's still good savings to be had with a smart thermostat. Connecting it to the internet makes it even more aware. It can save me more money if it knows I'm not coming home tonight, and not to bother heating up the house until I'm actually on my way.

      I'm not rushing out to buy Bluetooth door locks (mostly since we rarely lock the doors in our milquetoast suburban neighborhood), but products with the "Works with Next" logo seem a no-brainer if you've already got some devices that can talk to each other. It may not be a big hassle to take your keys out of your pocket when you come home and walk over to your thermostat once you're inside the house, but some of us like convenience and automation. Google's keeping an arm's length from Nest, but as soon as location services is fully integrated, I'll be happy Nest realizes we all left the house without turning down the thermostat and lowers it for us.

      Most of us recognize you're as get-off-my-lawn of a regular as Slashdot has, but you might be missing the boat on something like Nest. It's a good product, and "works with Nest" is simply a sign that other manufacturers have realized it too.

    17. Re:Internet of Hype ... by timelorde · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm the programmable thermostat at home; my wife is the controller...

    18. Re:Internet of Hype ... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      > this is just another new bit of hype, which stands at least a 50/50 chance of utterly failing,

      Nope. It's a thermostat. It works. It's $100 one time and you stick it on your wall.
      It could physically fail in some way, but that's true of many things.

      The 'smart home' is the dream of marketing fantasists that think they can sell many things to each homeowner. In fact they can sell 1, or maybe 2 things, once. Let's not confuse the reality (phone controlled thermostats) with the strawman (smart homes riddled with security flaws).

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    19. Re:Internet of Hype ... by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      Where is the insight here? Other than the clear insight into the poster's fear of experimental, new technologies and applications.

      Experimental? Is that written somewhere on the side of the box?

    20. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Firethorn · · Score: 2

      Or you tell it to activate when you're leaving work early or such. Heck, I could see an application keeping track of you and warming your place up(or cooling it down) when you get within a certain radius of your house.

      I have a programmable thermostat. It's a pain in the butt to program, and I'd love to have a 'I'm home' button rather than having to press the temp+ button numerous times.

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    21. Re:Internet of Hype ... by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      I didn't say "forget the code" I said "forget to set the code". How do you set the code on the lock if you are at work?

    22. Re:Internet of Hype ... by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nope. It's a thermostat. It works. It's $100 one time and you stick it on your wall.

      No, you're kind of missing the point.

      See, we already all have those now. Nest doesn't really bring anything new here until you connect it to the internet.

      What I'm saying is the entire Nest platform, with it's interweb connnnectivity, and sending all of your data to Google ... that's the thing I expect/hope to fail.

      Let's not confuse the reality (phone controlled thermostats) with the strawman (smart homes riddled with security flaws).

      I can almost guarantee you that Nest has a security flaw in it. That the mechanism by which you can control your thermostat with a cell phone will have a security flaws in it. And that the companies who make things for this ecosystem will create crap with security flaws in it.

      If you think it is either possible or likely these things don't have security holes in them, you probably haven't been paying attention. Because companies who make internet connected devices are either indifferent or incompetent when it comes to security.

      There is no straw man here.

      This is technology, which is piggy backing on smart phones and the internet, providing marketing and analytics data to the mother ship, and which almost certainly will be demonstrated to be exploitable.

      I think the entire premise of the Nest ecosystem is of dubious value, and of even less reliable security.

      I think having a Nest thermostat means you already have a "smart" home riddled with security flaws. And every connection point to that doubles the ways in which it can be exploited. And, it makes sure Google has access to information from inside your home it never had before.

      I'll pass on the entire technology. Because, as I initially said, I trust neither the intentions, integrity, or ability to implement security of anybody involved in this.

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    23. Re:Internet of Hype ... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      I'll stop typing now. I should be writing system verilog, not slashdot posts.

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    24. Re:Internet of Hype ... by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      > Thermostat yawn no big deal

      Depends on where you live. Here in Seattle, every home I've been in that was built in the past twenty-five years has electric heat. If you turn the thermostat up too high, you will be likely to start a fire. My last house caught fire when the thermostat shorted out. I thought the house was too hot when I was leaving to meet a friend, but I was in a hurry so I didn't check on it. When I got home, my house was full of smoke and there were wisps of flames from the wooden frame around my window just above the electric heat. Another few minutes and it would have spread. Also, several fires a year here are started by children turning the thermostats up all of the way. Because there's no forced air in the vast majority of homes in this area, the heater can get hot enough to light paper and wood on fire while the thermostat still reads below 90.

      I've got some bad news - the internet connected thingy... say... the next, for example... can still set your house on fire if it shorts out. Being IoT buzzword-ready does not imply that it is safer than the mechanical one.

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    25. Re:Internet of Hype ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      However being able to set the thermostat with my phone is excellent.

      Seriously, how often does one fuck with their thermostat? The (programmable) one I have for my heat pump is set with low/high points and auto-switches between heat/cool to keep the house in that range. I cannot remember the last time I needed to change the setting, perhaps last year when I changed the whole-house HEPA filter and reset the counter.

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    26. Re:Internet of Hype ... by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Connecting it to the internet makes it even more

      Stupid.

      Sorry, but no. Having my house connected to the internet doesn't sound like it has any upsides to me.

      Having it providing all of that information to Google and who knows who else ... well, that's kind of my point. I don't want a thermostat and technology infrastructure in my house whose privacy policy can be rewritten any time they like.

      I'll give you a privacy policy: no internet connections to crap like thermostats and washing machines; No security problems, and no problems which originate from Google et al being bigger assholes than they admit to.

      I'm not prepared to provide my location information to Google so that it knows I'm not home. Fuck that.

      If I'm on the tinfoil hat end of the spectrum ... WTF would I add connectivity to my house for random appliances and enable more tracking for?

      I'm staunchly against that kind of crap. I have no interest in that kind of crap. I'm actively avoiding that kind of crap. Nest is precisely that kind of crap in my opinion, and therefore not trustworthy.

      Most of us recognize you're as get-off-my-lawn of a regular as Slashdot has

      LOL ... that's the nicest thing anybody has said to me so far this year. ;-)

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    27. Re: Internet of Hype ... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I like that my house that can take hours to heat up can be turned on towards the end of a long vacation.

      I also like that my programmable thermostat learned how long it takes my house to heat for various outside temperatures, and when to cut off the radiators so it doesn't go past buh any degrees.

      I had had a thermostat in the past that could have some of those things manually entered, but without knowing the outside temperature, and without really learning how much thermal mass was in the radiators, it never really worked right, no matter how hard I tried.

      Granted, not all of this requires the Internet, but the vacation thing does, and it's a perk I use way more than I though (I travel for work, and randomly visit friends fairly often, I don't waste gas, and I don't come home to a coldhouse )

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    28. Re:Internet of Hype ... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Almost all multi-story houses that I'm familiar with have separate thermostats per floor - either with completely separate systems handling each one or with a zoned system where valves control which floors are receiving heating/cooling (ie, downstairs might already be cool, but its hotter upstairs, so the unit is cooling but the vents downstairs are closed off so that downstairs doesn't get colder). If you're letting a thermostat downstairs isn't going to be even remotely accurate for the temperature upstairs.

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    29. Re:Internet of Hype ... by swb · · Score: 1

      How often do you actually change the temperature? About the only time I feel compelled to do it is when the outside temperature drops below about -10F; something about temperatures that low allow the periphery of the house to cool off faster than the core where the the thermostat is, making some rooms a little chilly.

    30. Re:Internet of Hype ... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      I don't get it ether. I'm comfortable at no higher than 76 and no lower than 70. I set my thermostat to those min/max temps 2 years ago when I moved in. I haven't had to touch it since.

      I think too many people are just anxious to be fiddling with something. Doesn't matter if it's necessary or useful - they just feel the need to be fiddling with it.

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    31. Re:Internet of Hype ... by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      Other than a few people who have incompatible multistage heat pumps, and ignoring the sort of

      Or **any** single stage heat pump. Setbacks with heat pumps cost you money. The most energy efficient means of heating and cooling in many regions is a heat pump... WTF NEST?!??

      conformation bias by those who opted in early, there's still good savings to be had with a smart thermostat.

      Connecting it to the internet makes it even more aware. It can save me more money if it knows I'm not coming home tonight, and not to bother heating up the house until I'm actually on my way.

      I would like to see anyone cite a study establishing measurable savings on the use of NEST vs standard programmable thermostats.

      Just a week ago a bigwig from NEST was interviewed on CNN saying NEST = 20% average savings...

      There has got to be a study supportive of NESTs claims accessible to the public? Or perhaps you think antidotal BS in the form of the forum link you posted is a suitable alternative?

      Most of us recognize you're as get-off-my-lawn of a regular as Slashdot has, but you might be missing the boat on something like Nest. It's a good product, and "works with Nest" is simply a sign that other manufacturers have realized it too.

      I'm so tired of marketing bullshit and the people who parrot it. Those supporting NEST need to back up their claims with reality if they expect anyone to give two shits about what they have to say.

    32. Re: Internet of Hype ... by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      Granted, not all of this requires the Internet, but the vacation thing does, and it's a perk I use way more than I though (I travel for work, and randomly visit friends fairly often, I don't waste gas, and I don't come home to a coldhouse )

      My crummy old thermostat has a vacation hold setting you simply enter number of days you will be away and the normal schedule resumes after that time.

    33. Re:Internet of Hype ... by cusco · · Score: 2

      To me, "Works with NEST" means "trivially hackable". I have trouble believing that they've come up with a more secure control system than the security and access control companies, and those can be intercepted. Is Nest going to investigate when your house goes offline like a professional security provider will? No.

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    34. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You let strangers into your home while you're not there? You are too stupid to be alive.

    35. Re: Internet of Hype ... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      That's nice.

      I would be essentially as happy with that, no control from the internet, an outdoor temperature probe, and auto learning how long my large freestanding radiators take to heat the house, and hold heat afterwards (so it knows to turn off the heat, even though it's still 3 degrees under where I set).

      I was at the time unaware of a thermostat that does those things, the online usage report and setting are primarily nice extras (with the ability to set a timed vacation mode).

      I may be in the minority (certainly based on the advertising focus), but self-learning schedule and internet connection were the two weakest selling points for me (well that and anything related to AC for now, but the fact that it had a few connections, and they could be programmed for different devices did go into the long-term planning).

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    36. Re:Internet of Hype ... by nblender · · Score: 2

      I have a cottage. We keep it at 57F when we're away. When we're there, it's 72F during the day and goes down to 68F at night.

      The problem is, it takes a while to bring the house from 57F to 72F when we arrive in the middle of the day... The furnace is good and the air temp is brought up pretty quickly, but there's a lot of heat mass in a house so it takes a while before the floors are toasty, the toilet seat is not ice cold, the couch cushions are warm, etc... So I have a remotely accessible thermostat (RCS TR60) that I can send commands to via some crafty python and a cellular modem. I set it to 72F in the morning and by the time we arrive, the house is toasty warm and ready to use.

      Sometimes I forget to re-set the thermostat to 'away' before we leave. It's nice to be able to set it down to 57F remotely too...

      The additional benefit is I can remotely monitor the temperature and furnace runtime to get an idea if something's wrong, like my pipes are about to freeze because the furnace blower has kacked; or a bird has broken a window and now the furnace is running pretty much continuously (that happened)...

      Maybe it's an isolated use case, but we appreciate it. And because the code is mine, it's not all cloud-connected and vulnerable.

    37. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "However being able to set the thermostat with my phone is excellent."

      Here's a hot idea, fresh off the griddle: Get your waddling fat fucking ass up off the couch, trudge the ten feet to the thermostat, and change it.

      If the WWII generation was the greatest, then ours is without a doubt the shittiest.

    38. Re:Internet of Hype ... by smithmc · · Score: 0

      Go ahead, fetishize technology, lament how we don't have flying cars, and walk around all pie eyed and dreamy about the awesome future. I've seen enough to assume it never turns out as rosy as promised, and comes with a new bag of shit most people didn't think of.

      I can just imagine you, so many thousand years ago, seeing your first wheel, and telling all your neighbors not to bother getting one, that it'll never catch on...

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    39. Re: Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot about the part where they put your locks online. RTFS.

    40. Re: Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RIP Phil Hartman. AKA Troy McClure.
      That joke was from The Simpsons Planet of the Apes musical as far as I can remember.

    41. Re:Internet of Hype ... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 2

      >Almost all multi-story houses that I'm familiar with have separate thermostats per floor
      Not my 3 story house.

      > a thermostat downstairs isn't going to be even remotely accurate for the temperature upstairs
      Yes. I'm very aware of this.

      When I have plenty of disposable cash, I will pay a person in overalls to make it wonderful, but until that time, I'll make do with my $100 nest and an android phone.

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    42. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Agreed: I don't trust Google at all. They offer a lot of great services for free, but everything they do surreptitiously collects data about the user. If they truly cared about user privacy they would have left this in Android -> https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2013/12/google-removes-vital-privacy-features-android-shortly-after-adding-them

      I distrust Google precisely because they carefully cultivate a public image of caring about people while really they're a global behemoth whose legal obligation is to maximize profit for their shareholders.

    43. Re:Internet of Hype ... by jonhorvath · · Score: 2

      I've developed using my own Internet connected thermostat using Open Z-Wave. Honestly, it has been the most fun I had with computers and programming since the early Internet days during the 90's. I suspect much of the hype is from developers finding a enjoyable use of their skills in creating interesting and useful products.

      The ultimate goal is not to have a thermostat that can be set from a smart phone. A fully connected house with intelligent alogrithms can acomplish some very cool activities. As an example, all my lights would automatically turn off when I go asleep at night. Transmitting these activites through the Internet/Cloud, is my biggest concern with all these new home automation gadgets.

    44. Re: Internet of Hype ... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      You forgot about the part where they put your locks online. RTFS.

      No I didn't. I specifically addressed it and suggested it wasn't a good idea.

      "But I don't see the door lock being one of those things due to the more significant security issue."

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    45. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a remote control for your TV, you worthless hypocrite. And no, nobody's going to buy your predictable "I don't have a TV, man" protest.

    46. Re:Internet of Hype ... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      If you turn the thermostat up too high, you will be likely to start a fire.

      Pure BS. Even if someone was retarded/insane enough to build such a product, no store would sell it, no contractor would install it, no insurance company would allow it, and government regulators would ban it.

      I also think you are full of crap about new homes in Seattle using electric heat. That makes no sense at all, unless you mean electric powered heat pumps, which are a completely different thing, and not at all like what you described.

    47. Re:Internet of Hype ... by dontbemad · · Score: 1

      It's the epitome of first world problems, and should be treated as such.

      I think your rabid hatred of it is the real epitome of a first world problem.

    48. Re:Internet of Hype ... by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      How about said hacker say turning your heater full blast during the middle of summer or turning your ac on in the middle of winter.

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      I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
    49. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. It's perfectly safe to run a forced air (gas or electric) furnace at full blast without risk of fire. Likewise with a hot water system (whether heater floors, old school radiators, or hot water baseboards).

      It's really just the electric baseboards that are a fire risk.

    50. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right and you would trust the repair guy doesn't accede risky break your security cams while legitimatelyoving tools into the correct location? Letting a repair man in when no one is around is the fastest way to get robbed.

      Don't hire sketchy repairmen.

      Life is much easier when you (A) don't keep your wealth as crap lying around your house, and (B) do business with trustworthy people.

    51. Re:Internet of Hype ... by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Lazy asses that can't be fucked to get their ass off the couch to set their thermostat.

      Just like the pricks back in the day, "I'm calling you from my carphone"

      "I can set my thermostat without getting up".

      --
      I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
    52. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the same AC, but electric baseboards can definitely be a fire risk. I can't state whether or not Seattle commonly uses electric baseboards, but I've seen them installed in basements and apartment buildings in much warmer, dryer climes.

      For example, a couch in front of an electric baseboard heater can be dried out and eventually combust if the heat is left on constantly. A blanket or loose papers dropped on electric baseboard can also ignite.

      Electric baseboards are cheap to install but not very efficient. In general, they're commonly used in remodeling when one doesn't want to alter the existing forced air furnace. I'm not sure why one would ever use them in new installs, but like I said, they are used there, too.

    53. Re:Internet of Hype ... by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      I can also see how valuable this could be to thieves that would probably pay some hacker for that data.

      --
      I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
    54. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In general, you're right. As Sturgeon said, 90% of everything is crap. But I think you're pushing the analogy too far. Some new tools persist.

      I don't have a direct opinion about Nest, but I do see ways to better manage my home (heat, lights, and locks for starters). I don't think the answer needs to be a $90 LED bulb, but when lighting gets down to a few bucks per unit with a reasonable time to pay for itself, I'm game.

      But the thing that has 'changed everything' is my smartphone. Ubiquitous set of tools, communication, reference material... yeah, we can cope without it, but I like having everything it does at my fingertips. Everyone I know has a few favorite little things their phone is rigged to do, from guitar tuning to telepresence to photographing content instead of taking notes. And it'll keep improving: More sensors, easier data sharing and telepresence, etc. Each, like the Nest API being discussed here, is about a general purpose tool being used in surprising ways.

      Another that'll 'change everything' is autonomous cars. Same surprise/disruption: shuttling the elderly, kids, or documents; wandering out from downtown $30/d parking to a free lot several miles away daily... the suckers will pay for themselves.

    55. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pure BS. Even if someone was retarded/insane enough to build such a product, no store would sell it,

      Yeah because people wouldn't design such a product. (Well, to be fair, they wouldn't - but hardware, like software, can have bugs)

      And even if they did make such a product, people would spot *before the thermostat got fitted* that something may go on fire months, possibly years after installation. (Remember the problem with a certain car and their brakes? Came down to a part that was worn down in a slightly unexpected way)

      And nobody has ever made any defective product that has gone on fire before. (Everything from phone chargers to laptops to cars,cars,cars to washing machines...)

    56. Re:Internet of Hype ... by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      It's a webcam you pay $100 connect it to your computer and you can video chat with friends and family.

      Years later average Joe is astounded his webcam was hacked from poor vendor security practices, and or because they didn't understand enough about securing the technology themselves.

      This is the danger.

      Phone controlled thermostat (read web UI), thermostat gets hacked after I leave for work, it's a whopping -20 degrees in Yellow Knife, my kid gets home to find the family dog frozen to death.

      Elderly person goes to bed, hacker takes control of thermostat elderly person found dead frozen, or dead from heat stroke.

      --
      I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
    57. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The additional benefit is I can remotely monitor the temperature and furnace runtime to get an idea if something's wrong, like my pipes are about to freeze because the furnace blower has kacked

      You could save even more money if you just turned the water off and drained your plumbing/ran RV antifreeze through it if you're going to be away the whole winter. No need to have the heat on at all if you've winterized the place. Heck, no need to have the power on for that matter.

    58. Re:Internet of Hype ... by DjReagan · · Score: 1

      > If you turn the thermostat up too high, you will be likely to start a fire.

      Luckily, Nest also make smoke detectors!

      --
      "When I grow up, I want to be a weirdo"
    59. Re:Internet of Hype ... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      How about said hacker say turning your heater full blast during the middle of summer or turning your ac on in the middle of winter.

      It hasn't happened yet. Nor will it. Because there are a billion ways people can cause trouble, but they generally pick the ways that return money, fame or infamy.

      --
      I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
    60. Re:Internet of Hype ... by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Presumably your "works with Nest" door lock simply announces who has opened the door, and the Nest responds by toggling the thermostat from "away" to "home", plus or minus a few degrees of comfort depending on the user's RFID/BT who opened the door.

      Nest doesn't talk to the door lock at all, it only listens.

      I trust my cars to keyless receivers. I know they're hackable, but much like the Nest, I prefer the security/usability tradeoff of simply walking to my car and having it unlock and having pushbutton start.

    61. Re:Internet of Hype ... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Different home, different place, different risk profile.

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      I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
    62. Re:Internet of Hype ... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      For example, a couch in front of an electric baseboard heater can be dried out and eventually combust

      That is caused by some moron putting combustible material directly in front of the heater. It is not caused by setting the thermostat too high.

    63. Re:Internet of Hype ... by rthille · · Score: 1

      Only if you're crazy enough to live where the temps fall below freezing!

      (Sent from sunny CA :-)

      --
      Awesome furniture, accessories and cabinetry in Santa Rosa, CA: http://humanity-home.com/
    64. Re:Internet of Hype ... by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      I'd be more interested if they provided a server program to run on my own hardware and act as Nest's intelligent backend+database, without an internet connection. It's bad enough that my electrical utility installed smart meters without the option to stick with the normal, non-connected ones.

      I see some potential fun to be had with setting up some home automation, and I see value in pre-built hardware that's designed to work together with other hardware, but it ought to be a system where I have as complete control as possible.

      --
      It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
    65. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, OP is posting on /., on the Internet... which was the most hyped thing of the last century. Thank's for participating--one would be better off writing paper letters, sending through the US Mail to dice.com and then have it posted on /. instead.

      New tech will always be hyped. The problem is silicon valley trying to turn us (s/w engineers, etc..) into "rock stars" and appliances.

      Now all ya get off my lawn (old folks like me never agree with anyone).

    66. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The internet of things was in Gate's book in the early 90's - it's been an idea for a very long time now.

    67. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But people didn't have to masturbate to each other about how great the wheel was going to be. Just get a couple, put 'em on an axle and start rolling things around.

    68. Re:Internet of Hype ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I can just imagine you, so many thousand years ago, seeing your first wheel, and telling all your neighbors not to bother getting one, that it'll never catch on...

      No, I was the guy who rolled his eyes when someone put spinners on it.

      And then I was furious at the first asshole to stand next to a tree telling me how I should go to Ugg's House of Spinners.

      And then I was completely irate when I heard Ugg was selling his client information to other people who wanted to sell me shit -- even if I didn't buy anything from Ugg,

      This is spinners, marketing, and privacy all rolled up in one shiny bauble, and sold to people who will take anything which says "now with intarwebs and, because, social and cloud, and we've got an app for that".

      Nest is a fucking Dilbert Cartoon, and a privacy nightmare waiting to happen.

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    69. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just bought a new $540k condo that has electric baseboard heat. New homes in Seattle most certainly use electric heat. You forget that the Pacific Northwest probably has the cheapest electricity in the world, and it doesn't get that cold here despite the latitude.

    70. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had connection to my garage door since 1995 via modem and a second phone line to my house. Pressing the door bell is also captured by the computer and would send me via the same modem a page on a pager... remember those??? My company had a shared modem on a company server that I connect to the shared com1 and dialed my home.

      UPS/FedEx came to learn that you ring the door bell and wait less than 2 minutes for the garage door to open. A watchdog timer would automatically close the garage door after 5 minutes of it being open. All since 1995. UPS/FedEx don't even wait for signatures anymore.

      It is now all connected to the interwebs via my own personal website that I run off of a windows 7 home computer at my house. Instead of a page now, it sends me an email to my smart phone. And with the smart phone I can open the garage door. Very little has changed. I can also turn on lights and ring that door bell remotely too. Woop tee doo... Big deal.

      I've been able to control my thermostat since about 1998 or so. I've never had a need to change it remotely. Ever... It is a smart thermostat that came with the house when I bought the house in 1994. It does a fine job all on its own.

      I don't see any need to connect your washing machine to the internet. You sill have to load it and unload it manually. Or is this something like the guy that connected his toilet to twitter to announce every time that he flushed it???

    71. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      always @(story_posted) begin
            first_post = 1'b1;
      end

    72. Re:Internet of Hype ... by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

      I just bought a new $540k condo that has electric baseboard heat.

      Sucker. You were smart enough to post this as AC, but too dumb to recognize that you got sold a crappy place to live for way too much money. Oh, and Seattle.

    73. Re:Internet of Hype ... by jandersen · · Score: 1

      However being able to set the thermostat with my phone is excellent.

      Really? It may be 'cool' if you feel it is cool to be able to do that kind of things remotely, but how relevant is it in real life that you can control a thermostat or turn on the oven or the lighting from afar? And even if it conveys some benefit, is it valuable enough that you want to pay the price? Which may, incidentally include loss of privacy or perhaps loss of property, if the remote capabilities also allow thieves easier access.

      It seems similar to the way that some cars detect rain on the windscreen and turn on the wipers - yeah, cool, but the effort it spares you consists of having to reach some 2 inches for a manual switch - is it worth paying for? It's the kind of things you would accept if they are part of a new car you buy, but you wouldn't go to your garage and pay £500 to get it fitted, would you?

    74. Re:Internet of Hype ... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      However being able to set the thermostat with my phone is excellent.

      Really? It may be 'cool' if you feel it is cool to be able to do that kind of things remotely, but how relevant is it in real life that you can control a thermostat or turn on the oven or the lighting from afar? And even if it conveys some benefit, is it valuable enough that you want to pay the price? Which may, incidentally include loss of privacy or perhaps loss of property, if the remote capabilities also allow thieves easier access.

      It seems similar to the way that some cars detect rain on the windscreen and turn on the wipers - yeah, cool, but the effort it spares you consists of having to reach some 2 inches for a manual switch - is it worth paying for? It's the kind of things you would accept if they are part of a new car you buy, but you wouldn't go to your garage and pay £500 to get it fitted, would you?

      The strawmanniness of your post reaches new levels of straw and man. What does my thermostat have to with my garage? That's right - nothing.

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      I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
    75. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I think you over-estimate the value of it. Finding an empty house isn't hard. I'd be more worried about stalkers and such.

      --
      I don't read AC A human right
    76. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >But I don't see the door lock being one of those things due to the more significant security issue.

      RTFA - the doorlock is an input to the nest system, not an output. The doorlock is used to keep tabs on when you normally come home and leave (ie, when do you normally lock and unlock your doors). If there's abnormalities, it can call you or send you a text message. This would be good for noticing when your kids didn't come home from school at the normal time and let themselves in. (I stole the example from TFA. Sorry, I have no imagination... not since the accident)

    77. Re:Internet of Hype ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is caused by some moron putting combustible material directly in front of the heater. It is not caused by setting the thermostat too high.

      Absolutely agree, but it's also because of how electric baseboard heaters work. You won't start a fire by putting a couch too close to a hot water baseboard/radiator or even dropping a blanket on it. The electric element in electric baseboards gets far hotter than a hot water system does.

  2. I want this, why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Somehow, I feel that the "internet of things" is just setting up a big hackers playpen, if it isn't a 'steal your info' setup for the Big Corporations.

    1. Re:I want this, why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, it can be both.

      I'm just waiting for the day when some internet thugs not just encrypt your data, but hold your whole house for ransom until you pay up.

    2. Re:I want this, why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I feel that the "internet of things" is just setting up a big hackers playpen, if it isn't a 'steal your info' setup for the Big Corporations.

      Gives an entirely new meaning to "Big Brother knows what's going on in the bedrooms of America." The following morning advertisements for the morning after pill and/or contraceptives arrives in your email or as embedded advertisements on the webpages you or your children are reading later the next day. Scarier still are embedded advertisements on the family computer for lingerie because your teenage daughter was posting semi-dressed selfies via her smartphone before you arrived home from work.

    3. Re:I want this, why? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Oh, it can be both.

      I'm just waiting for the day when some internet thugs not just encrypt your data, but hold your whole house for ransom until you pay up.

      A friend who does hardware security has had to deal with an exploited internet-connected refrigerator that had been hacked into a spam relay.
      So: wait until the day when internet thugs encrypt your data, hold your house for ransom, and while doing that, use your devices to attack other people's houses and encrypt their data, plus rent out your house's bandwidth to DDoS farms.

      --
      Nostalgia's not what it used to be.
  3. Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership? by RingDev · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Nest Will Now Work With Your Door Locks, Light Bulbs and More"

    So anyone who can access your Nest network can now determine your living habits and unlock doors on demand?

    I'm not typically a paranoid libertarian, but really, there are some things I'm 100% fine with handling on a closed network or with my own two hands.

    -Rick

    --
    "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
  4. Will it load my washer for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If not, then what's the point?

    1. Re:Will it load my washer for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Load your washer faster by following this one weird trick.

  5. Coming Soon! by kheldan · · Score: 1

    Get murdered in your own house by -- you guessed it! -- the house itself!

    ..or, at the very least: Your house becomes one big surveillance platform to watch your every move. "Don't be evil", indeed!

    --
    Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
    1. Re:Coming Soon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Even better, some random stranger approaches you on the street and reminds you that you need more milk

      a policeman winks

    2. Re:Coming Soon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get murdered in your own house by -- you guessed it! -- the house itself! ..or, at the very least: Your house becomes one big surveillance platform to watch your every move. "Don't be evil", indeed!

      You missed the movie "Demon Seed" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_Seed

    3. Re:Coming Soon! by Minwee · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Get murdered in your own house by -- you guessed it! -- the house itself!

      Doors... Locked. Check.

      Lights... Off. Check.

      Nest Protect(tm) Carbon Monoxide detector... Silenced. Check.

      Ventilation fans... Off. Check.

      Gas stove... On. Check.

      Now just wait six hours before undoing all of those, erase a few logs and then wonder how such a tragic accident could have taken place. And you didn't even need to call a SWAT team.

    4. Re:Coming Soon! by toonces33 · · Score: 2

      Open the fridge door, HAL.

      I am sorry, Dave, but I am afraid that I cannot do that.

    5. Re:Coming Soon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Demon Seed: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075931/?ref_=nv_sr_1

    6. Re:Coming Soon! by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Actually familiar with the movie. Julie Christie getting railed by the hexagonal metal penis of the ultimate f**king machine, Proteus. So she can gestate a fleshy shell for himself to escape destruction into. Classic. Bizzarre, but classic.

      --
      Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
  6. What about porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I'm going to be connecting all of this stuff, I'd like to have my number one internet usage satisfied.

    I will also consider it acceptable for the Washing Machine to service me directly.

  7. New Definition of "Now" by Yannic · · Score: 1

    Nest Will Now Work With Your Door Locks, Light Bulbs and More
    Ahh, I see we're using the new definition of "now."

    My head is "literally" spinning thinking of the possibilities.

    1. Re:New Definition of "Now" by fche · · Score: 1

      I "couldn't" care less.

  8. Re:Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership by kheldan · · Score: 1

    Friend, there is nothing wrong with being a little paranoid, it's a survival trait.

    I am heartened to see I'm not the only one who sees the massive problems technology like this can cause. We do not need every damn thing in our homes connected to the Internet.

    --
    Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
  9. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's be blunt.

    Does it work with Insteon, Z-Wave, or Zigbee?

    If not: http://xkcd.com/927/

    1. Re:But... by wolrahnaes · · Score: 5, Interesting

      At least the first generation of Nest units have Zigbee radios, but they've never been enabled as far as I can find. I have no idea whether the second generation units kept the extra radio.

      --
      I used to get high on life, but I developed a tolerance. Now I need something stronger.
    2. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Insteon support was added last May, works via the wifi back to an insteon hub.

    3. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been looking at home automation a little bit. Is there a good multi-protocol hub? I haven't found one yet.

    4. Re:But... by almeida · · Score: 2

      Yes, the thermostats still have ZigBee radios. The first ones were TI chips while the new ones are Silicon Labs (formerly Ember) chips. The smoke alarms have them too.

    5. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nest Protect uses Zigbee for interconnect with other Nest Protect units. Not sure if they talk to the thermostat by Zigbee or WiFi.

  10. No it won't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It won't because there's no way I'm connecting up my house to be yet another data feed for Google.

  11. Sony employees are installing Nest in their homes by gurps_npc · · Score: 3, Funny
    Sony has decided to offer free Nest installation and is paying for all of it's employees to have it done.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    excitingthingstodo.blogspot.com
  12. Oh, boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A company that complies with NSLs will have the ability to unlock my house when I'm not home!

    1. Re:Oh, boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A company that complies with NSLs will have the ability to unlock my house when I'm not home!

      A company that complies with NSLs will have the ability to unlock my house when I'm not home!

      At least it'll save them from breaking down the door and leaving the house open to thieves after the police depart the scene.

  13. Get ready... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "You will be able to unlock your front door after viewing this short ad."

  14. Re:Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    "Nest Will Now Work With Your Door Locks, Light Bulbs and More"

    So anyone who can access your Nest network can now determine your living habits and unlock doors on demand?

    I'm not typically a paranoid libertarian, but really, there are some things I'm 100% fine with handling on a closed network or with my own two hands.

    -Rick

    Lol... I always love this argument.

    So you think someones going to hack your wifi when they could just instead just chuck a rock through a window and climb in?

    There are only 1 way to protect yourself from breakins. Ask any cop. People with medium to large dogs don't get robbed. I get woken up if someone even walks by on the sidewalk. Try and crawl in through my window and you'd have 2 large dogs attached to your legs and shotgun in your face shortly after. The lock on your door is useful only in preventing the neighbor from stumbling into your house when he comes home drunk at 3am.

  15. In Other News: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cops now allowed to issue a silent warrant to Google ordering them to unlock houses & scrub sensor data for a "sneak & peak" under the Patriot Act so that they may do physical searches without alerting potential offenders to police actions. A spokesman for the NY chapter of the Fraternal Order of Police stated that "this will be a great tool to reduce officer danger. With the ability to issue warrants against smart homes we will be able to know exactly when is the best time to act on a search or seisure warrant. This will likely be utilized only in instances where extreme danger is expected to be present, or in the instance of national security." /paranoia

  16. Yes, but... by peter.kingsbury · · Score: 1

    ...can it be installed on lazy teenagers?

    1. Re:Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would it know that the carton of juice or eggs placed back in the fridge are.. empty ?
      Would we be subject to annoying ads for laundry soap after starting the washer ?
      There are many great ideas for products that shouldn't be developed or purchased.
      A fool and his money are soon parted.

  17. Backdoor.. by jppiiroinen · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..got just a new meaning.

    1. Re:Backdoor.. by drpimp · · Score: 2

      I am pretty sure that was the original meaning.

      --
      -- Brought to you by Carl's JR
    2. Re:Backdoor.. by jppiiroinen · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure that was the original meaning.

      oh, you are right, it must be Backdoor v2.0.

    3. Re:Backdoor.. by drpimp · · Score: 2

      LOL. Or even the "Backdoor of Things" ... so many connotations on that one.

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      -- Brought to you by Carl's JR
    4. Re:Backdoor.. by jppiiroinen · · Score: 1

      LOL. Or even the "Backdoor of Things" ... so many connotations on that one.

      :P ..I can see how the lightbulb jokes will advance in the future:

      Q: How many people does notice that a light bulb has worn off before you do?
      A: Your wife, kids and the guy at the NSA.

  18. Re:Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the paranoid libertarians I know are just fine with things like this as long as it is private industry doing it. Hell I'm sure a good percentage of my libertarian friends would be just fine if every lock available for purchase was connected as long as "the market" came up with that option.

  19. Google knows all by jd142 · · Score: 1

    everything from washing machines to light bulbs will be connected with the Nest platform

    So now when we say Google knows our dirty laundry, it won't be a metaphor.

  20. Prior Art... by jpellino · · Score: 1
    --
    "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
  21. Re:Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership by itzly · · Score: 2

    So you think someones going to hack your wifi when they could just instead just chuck a rock through a window and climb in

    One of these things makes a lot of noise, the other one makes you look like you own the place.

  22. Re:Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    >So anyone who can access your Nest network can now determine your living habits and unlock doors on demand?

    If someone wants to know my living habits, they can call me. It's easier.

    It reminds me of the DoD guy who used to follow me to conferences to see what I was saying (I do crypto). He approached me (that's how I found he existed) at a conference in the US that followed a conference in China. He said he couldn't follow me to China because he'd lose his US security clearance so wanted to know what I had said there. I pointed out that all the presentations are online and he doesn't need to come to the conference to see what I'm presenting. I never saw him again.

    Sometimes it's easier to ask. If you keep it a secret, it's just creepy government surveillance. If you ask, you can get out of a bunch of travel you don't wan to to take.

    --
    I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
  23. In a vacation home I could see it.. by toonces33 · · Score: 2

    I suppose you could tweak the HVAC when you are on your way there so that it is comfy when you get there.

    But other than that it seems kind of pointless. Yet something else to twiddle with just to say you can do it, and then curse the thing when something goes wrong.

  24. Here's the insight by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It never ceases to amaze me how "stop liking what I don't like" posts get moderated to +5 Insightful.

    Where is the insight here? Other than the clear insight into the poster's fear of experimental, new technologies and applications.

    The insight is that this is a subscription model without subscription value. It's an MBA thing, and comes from studying the model without the context in which it is successful.

    Companies see the subscription model as a cash revenue source, and there are several successful examples currently working: NetFlix, iTunes, internet service, phone service, and so on. Get your customers to sign up and sit back and watch the money roll in.

    The problem is when the subscription model doesn't give ongoing service. Fitness monitors comes to mind - you purchase the unit to measure your daily activity level, but you *have* to use their online service to see your results. You can't [easily] download the data to your local computer, and the interface is obscured or encrypted to prevent the user from intercepting it.

    There's no reason for the online subscription, except that it makes money for the company. People eventually realize this and stop using the service and the devices fade into obscurity. See CueCat for an example: This *might* have been useful and *might* have defined a paradigm for website tie-ins in print media, except that the User has to register with zip code, gender, and E-mail address, and the vendor has to purchase a code. Little or no functionality and registration required.

    Companies are drooling over this IOT stuff because they see it as a subscription model and they can sell the user info for even more money, but they don't realize that there is no real value being given in exchange for the subscription. There's really little value in being able to turn your furnace up/down remotely, or unlock your door remotely, or start your dishwasher remotely... and absolutely no reason to do this under a subscription model.

    Joel Spolsky's term for this is "feeble business idea". The attractiveness of the model outweighs the impracticality of the solution.

    1. Re:Here's the insight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife has a Fitbit. We pay no monthly fee, and as far as I know there isn't one available. Nest appears to operate under the same sort of business plan. I'm not entirely sure what you are getting at unless you think proprietary access is the same as having to pay a recurring fee.

    2. Re:Here's the insight by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      You don't pay cash, you pay in information. For some services that's a reasonable exchange. Fitbit might be one of them for many people - having your data backed up for you and accessible wherever you go might be important for you. An Internet connected thermostat has value, but it's hard to see what extra value a cloudified one has.

    3. Re:Here's the insight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure I'm comfortable with lumping those business models together either from a consumer perspective or a business perspective. Those seem like vastly different approaches.

    4. Re:Here's the insight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's really little value in being able to turn your furnace up/down remotely, or unlock your door remotely, or start your dishwasher remotely

      You are completely wrong on this point...

      and absolutely no reason to do this under a subscription model

      ...and completely right on this point.

    5. Re:Here's the insight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's really little value in being able to turn your furnace up/down remotely, or unlock your door remotely, or start your dishwasher remotely... and absolutely no reason to do this under a subscription model.

      If the price of energy were constant, you would be right.

      However, I have the option of a flat round-the-clock Kwh cost or a floating rate with a smartmeter. If I can run my appliances cheaper at off-peak/low-demand times, that could easily save me several hundred dollars per year. Automating that is worth my money.

      Wind power is already providing ~30% of electricity in CA and TX. It's damn near free when it's blowing, except we can't control it, can't predict it, and can't economically store it. (power = speed^3. If the wind speed forecast is off by 15%, the power generation forecast is off by 50%) Moving from a demand-following grid to a supply-following grid is worth trillions of dollars to society.

    6. Re:Here's the insight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Companies are drooling over this IOT stuff

      Not only for the model, they are looking at ownership of the data. If you own the ecosystem, you own the data, and that easily means MONOPOLY (the hot MBA biz plan of silicon valley these days).

      I call it SaaM, service as a monopoly......

  25. Re:Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've heard several times a single quick loud noise is usually ignored by neighbors. Unless you are home, the difference in success is probably negligible.

  26. Re:Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership by RingDev · · Score: 2

    I agree with you entirely from the point of view of a person attempting to break in to rob the place. This isn't a big deal for that.

    My concern is two fold. Given police tactics for extracting incriminating evidence, even from innocent individuals (Here's a great video on the subject: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...), and the courts in our country largely siding with the State and Federal governments in 4th amendment disputes, how long would it be before your Nest data is used in a court of law, or in the planning of a no-knock raid, or in a warrantless fishing exercise to find people meeting a profile?

    Is sacrificing your privacy worth the benefit to society? For example, if I know exactly when everyone opens/closes a door and turns on/off lights, I could identify the point in time that individuals arrive home. Now if I know a murder occurred at 1:00am, and that most murders occur within 5 miles of the perpetrator's residence I could look through all of the arrivals at homes within 5 miles between 1:00am and 2:00am and have a nice little batch of suspects to contact. Never mind that Jimmy was at the bar and Nancy works 2nd shift, they're going to get picked up, taken down town, and interrogated by an officer skilled in getting them to admit to things.

    -Rick

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    "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
  27. Re:Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership by nabsltd · · Score: 1

    I'm not typically a paranoid libertarian, but really, there are some things I'm 100% fine with handling on a closed network or with my own two hands.

    Yeah, the hardware they are talking about is interesting, and if I could set up a local server to control it, that might be useful. But handing over information and control to someplace out on the Internet sounds like about the worst idea ever.

  28. What could possibly go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean I'll be able to check the status and potentially change the status of my door locks using Internet connected devices?

    Seems like a good idea to me. I don't even know why we have just one or two keys to our homes... seems so inefficient when other people want to get inside too.

    What's the worst that could happen?

  29. Re:Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So anyone who can access your Nest network can now determine your living habits and unlock doors on demand?

    No, of course not. But your smart lock, when it unlocks because it sees your phone's bluetooth approaching, can tell the Nest that you're home. Or your Nest smoke alarms can turn on your lights and set them to red if it detects smoke.

    Now, that may well mean that google also knows you're home, and that it's on fire, but that's a different matter.

  30. I wouldn't trust them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And for good reason. A coworker of mine bought one of these thermostats and last year around Christmas he was awakened in the middle of the night by his furnace blower running full blast. (Air conditioning mode)
      Nest had pushed out an update and caused his unit to crash. It took a week for them to get things straightened out again and required replacement of the thermostat.
    Over the holidays this year while he was out of town, they pushed out another update. Now his thermostat keeps going to sleep, dropping off the wifi and he can't access it from the internet anymore.
    Pissed doesn't even begin to describe his attitude towards Nest.

  31. Something useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want something useful.

    I want RFID tags on food products to talk to my phone so I instantly know:

    1) my fridge, freezer, pantry and booze inventory
    2) expiry and best before dates
    3) recipes based off what I have, include additional food, cocktail, etc recipes if only one or two ingredients are missing
    4) alerts if I need to pick up something either for a recipe or if it's expired, the alerts can also be geography sensitive so if I'm near a store I get the alert
    5) tie-in with stores that have deals and properly working real time inventory

    Control of lights may be useful...sometimes...

    Door locks, uh, no.

    1. Re:Something useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh it would also be nice if supermarkets could scan those RFIDs all at once so it'll speed up the self-checkouts.

      Why oh why do people use the self-checkouts when they obviously can't use them?! They save no time compared to the regular checkouts.

  32. Works with Nest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Funny, just this morning I pulled out my old "Plays For Sure" MP3 player.

  33. Still waiting for remote temperature sensors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    None of these announced products reflect Nest's most requested product update: remote temperature sensors. The ability to have a temperature sensor in a separate room from the thermostat and to be able to set how to use it (main, remote, or average) would solve a lot of issues with the thermostat installation. Determining presence and determining correct temperature do not necessarily need to occur in the same place.

    1. Re:Still waiting for remote temperature sensors by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      It boggles my mind that we keep getting worthless updates for this product while still missing the one really useful feature they could add. Let me control home temperature based on my bedroom at night and the first floor the rest of the day, and now Nest will have made my life easier--and saved money/energy too. But, no, instead it's more crap of marginal utility.

  34. my lightbulbs are on the internet! by meeotch · · Score: 1

    My primary objection (and others' as well, judging by the comments on this story) is having all my network-aware toasters and lightbulbs and whatnot connecting to systems outside of my house.

    Does anyone know of an alternative with the same plug-it-in-and-it-just-works-ness, but with a more sensible scheme that lets me run without an internet connection? Or better still, with a single, secure internet-facing control, and everything else just talking in-house?

    Secondary objection is that iirc (maybe just early versions), the Nest had no "dumb mode", where I could just set the schedule myself, preferably with a motion-sensor override in case I wake up or arrive home early. Again, is there a plug-and-play alternative that does this?

    Ideal would be plug-and-play, but also scriptable via python or something in case I want to get fancy later on.

    I know there are gajillion home automation standards / systems, and that I can roll my own from stone knives and bearskins - but honestly, it's overwhelming trying to sort through all the options. So please skip the "google it" style replies, if you can.

    1. Re:my lightbulbs are on the internet! by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      Nest has a dumb mode like that, but no motion sensor override. (You can use the sensor instead of the schedule, with the Auto Away feature, but not in addition to.)

      That doesn't help your other objections, of course. I just wanted to clarify that point. :)

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    2. Re:my lightbulbs are on the internet! by jonhorvath · · Score: 1

      I've had good luck developing a python/nodejs web app using Open Z-Wave. The only connection to my system is a single SSL enabled web site hosted within my house. No data is stored outside of my house. I'm guessing my setup is more secure than a typical consumer grade home automation system.

      I wanted to learn the details of Z-Wave, so I built right on top of the Open Z-Wave library. There are open source frameworks that may be able to jump start your efforts.

    3. Re:my lightbulbs are on the internet! by garbut · · Score: 1

      I can confirm the bridge that comes with Philips Hue lights has a wired ethernet port (no wifi), an open restful api and works just fine without access to the Internet.

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      Oh, should I have sugar-coated that?
  35. Re:Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They just sent a new guy to follow you.

  36. OpenTherm support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Let them first fix the current Nest first. It even does not support OpenTherm, it only switches ON/OFF, just like those Honeywell's from the 90's.

    They could easily save 5% of your energy bill, provide a more comfortable home and cause less wear to the heating/cooling unit by implementing OpenTherm. I really don't understand why they don't do that, is it laziness, or just too technical to sell?

  37. Re:Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    He should call me. The government knows my number.

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  38. The Connected House by userw014 · · Score: 1

    Ignore (for now) the possibilities of vendor-abandoned embedded software on your home network to cause mischief or frustration.

    Ignore (for now) someone spear-phishing you with your fridge or washing machine.

    Just think about all of the lovely data collected into one central place about a home address where people with lots of disposable income live.

  39. This will take ransomware to a whole new level by saccade.com · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the black hats will have a great time with this. "You want to get back into your house? Send us 15 bitcoin by midnight. And for another 10 bitcoin by the end of the week, we won't overload your furnace and burn your house down."

  40. my lightbulbs are on the internet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Build your own. Look into devices such as .net micro framework and arduino clones such as teensy. I've got a smart thermostat i put together that runs a webserver locally. The hardware is mine, the code is mine and i can change or do whatever i want with it when i feel like it. None of my data leaves my network. I suppose it could still be compromised but i trust my own intentions and ability to secure a home network way more than google who's interest is ultimately parting you from your data as cheaply and efficiently as possible..

  41. i would be interested in an open automation that d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some applications i would find useful:

    Window and door monitors for old, lazy or forgetful people. I envision something like setting a time threshold where if the door/window isnt locked at a configurable time then the control applicarion would send an email

    Monitoring for completion of laundry and dryers

    Remotely opening a door lock. However, there should be a physical interlock such as a timer that is enabled for 1 minite after the door bell is rung.

    I avoid the devices that require cloud integration. I once that it would be cool to be on google latitude so my friends could meet up with me whenever. That lasted a few days and then it just felt creepy to be exposed to the internet. Now, i nevr provide genuine profile data beyond the minimum required that i am comfortable providing. I abandanonded facebook long ago

  42. Internet of Nope. by CrAlt · · Score: 1

    My "dumb" thermostat has a mechanical limit of 50-90F.
    All the way down and the pipes wont freeze and all the way up and it will just burn tons of fuel.. not my house down.

    What happens when this software internet facing thing crashes? Or gets hacked? If it locks up in the ON or OFF state that could be very costly.

    Internet locks? OK so if the internet is down, I'm locked out?

    Are these IoT hypers saying that its a GOOD idea to tie the basic operation of my house to comcast?

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  43. Re:Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    Governments have already proven themselves to be untrustworthy with the current level of tech. Why should we believe they wouldn't pry further into our homes than they do? Could it be because my life is uninteresting to them? The level of them gobbling up citizen data says otherwise.

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  44. What could possibly go .. by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Ooh, look, this set of commands overloads the device and opens the doors!

    And, on reboot, you can hang it if you fire off this series of commands.

    Time for shopping!

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  45. Pod Bay Doors by PPH · · Score: 1

    "Open the pod bay doors, HAL"

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  46. Not locked but Cryptolocked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your house has been locked and the filter on your goldfish tank switched off (we've also switched that special bed of yours onto 'full vibrate'). The private key to unlock/turn on/turn off your devices is on a secret server on the internet and will be permanently deleted unless you give us lots of bitcoin

  47. Who will buy this...not me and not my mother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me, pretty tech savvy, doesn't like the cloud owning my home, doesn't like the firmware upgrades, doesn't like the security risks, and more importantly doesn't see the point, My lights work fine, my thermostat works fine, smoke detectors work fine. All appliances do their thing, just don't need it.

    My mom...not tech savvy (though is ok with her iPad) woudn't want this either for similar reasons and wouldn't want to deal with the technology headaches...rebooting her cable modem, etc. So seriously outside of Silicon Valley..who is going to buy this junk?

  48. Re:Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership by kheldan · · Score: 1

    You're preaching to the choir here; I am agreeing with you.

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  49. My life ain't complete... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...until systemd takes charge of my house, too! Did they (re)write any services for that yet?

  50. Re:Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership by rthille · · Score: 1

    You should do presentations in nicer places, so they don't want to get out of the travel :-)

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  51. Re:Is the NSA/FBI/Local Police on that partnership by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    The next one is Kuching in Malaysia. I have no clue if it is nice or not.

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