Scientists Discover Compound In Baby Diapers Can Enlarge Brain Cells
An anonymous reader writes with news of a breakthrough in brain imaging thanks to a compound found in diapers. "A team of researchers has discovered that a compound used in baby diapers to absorb the liquids can help enlarge the size of the brain cells for a better imaging. The scientists work at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and were experimenting with new ways that could help them enlarge the brain cells for a better resolution photos. They discovered by accident that sodium polyacrylate, a compound in baby diapers can enlarge brain cells and can be used in their research. The scientists termed the new technique of enlarging the brain cells 'expansion microscopy.' This new technique will help the scientists increase the brain cells tissue samples and see it in a better image resolution."
By putting baby diapers on her and her children's head to make them smarter.
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Have gnu, will travel.
Quit making these dumbass comparisons between everyday products and something scientific unless there's really something to be concerned about. Crap like this leads to people like Foodbabe telling us that the same ingredients in water are also used to degrade iron. It's true, but the fact it's true doesn't mean that water will cause us to rust.
Shit for brains.
Harrison's Postulate - "For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism"
The title should have been "shit for brains".
How does one get diaper mixed in with their brain cells by accident?
This compound is used in many areas where holding water is important. It's used in transport of seedlings to provide a water reservoir and keep them moist. It's used in diapers. It's used in many creative areas to absorb and hold water.
- Zav - Imagine a Beowulf cluster of insensitive clods...
the fact that someone uneducated will think uneducated things based on noting a compound's everyday use simply means that uneducated people need to educate themselves
in fact, even if we censored such notable common uses as you ask us to, uneducated people will still think stupid, dangerous, and fearful things. so what you ask us to do doesn't even provide the protection you think it does
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
No, it is not enlarging live brains. It enlarges the cells in tissue samples.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
I've been eating diaper liners for YEARS and I still haven't gotten any smarter.
Get all the hipsters eating baby poop to enhance their intelligence. No GMOs or gluten!
Being close contact with diapers, how this chemical might be effecting babies ?
The chemical is basically a harmless salt not too different from sodium chloride (Unless you were to start eating quantities of it), and there is not a large amount of it in a diaper, so obviously the chemical is specifically used for its beneficial affects.
Use of the chemical improves sanitary conditions and comfort for babies wearing diapers, since it reduces undesirable moisture and wetness in contact with their skin: this is a health and quality-of-life improvement and helps defend against promoting possible rashes or fungal infections of the skin by keeping the skin dryer.
In reality, the baby will be more comfortable, so they will likely be requiring a change less often, which will spare plastic from the landfills.
I think the only real alternatives would be to either use no diapers at all... monitor babies closely and make sure the diaper is changed immediately if they wet themselves in the slightest, or use porous cloth diapers.
Soooo....sh*t for brains?
Asking for a friend.
The problem isn't the uneducated, it's the ignorant. And especially the willfully ignorant.
The uneducated can educate themselves. The ignorant cannot, and the willfully ignorant resist attempts at education.
...or just an exercise in how many times one can put "enlarge brain cells" in a single paragraph?
...MIT does crap research.
I'm pretty sure that diapers are one of the things that definitely don't effect babies.
Diapers may not cause babies, but the mere existence of diapers (and other modern conveniences) are certainly factors that increases the desirability of effecting said baby...
Let me explain how it works, shit-for-brains...
Ooo... Bad.
Maybe unrelated, but acrylamide monomer is known to be highly toxic to the nervous system.
See: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pm...
"Putting chemicals on your skin is actually far worse than ingesting them.
Which chemicals? This statement could be true for some, and patently false for others. Ditto for all the stuff you said about the liver. (IANAD but I've taken biochem, so, come at me if you like)
That Dr. Hyman article is BS.... I can't believe how hard that fucking vaccine myth is to stamp out. THE RESEARCH WAS FRAUDULENT! (and abusive!)
Concerning autism and vitamin D, correlation and causation....
If I seem shrill about this, well, my brother is autistic, and I am extremely BS-averse.
"That which is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
-Christopher Hitchens
Bigger brain cells -> bigger brain -> bigger smarts. So everyone should obviously PUT the diapers on their babies!
> They discovered by accident that sodium polyacrylate
Looks like somebody took his/her work home, or took the baby to work and let it waddle around freely....
Very misleading for people to conclude from this headline that diapers somehow pose a risk of "brain swelling" for babies! I found a New York Times article about the process the researchers used. It requires a sequence of steps that begins with a tissue sample. The scientists "infuse" the tissue with the chemical **building blocks** of the polymer (not the polymer), making sure they evenly permeate the sample. The polymer forms inside the tissue (destructively chopping it up in the process at the chemical level), and then they add water causing the polymer to swell. The polymer itself does not ever cross the cell barrier, and it can't. That is why they inject the chemical building blocks. This is not something that can happen by touching or ingesting the polymer itself.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01...
Nonsense, malarkey, and hocus pocus. That's 5 links to articles, all of which make assertions that are not tested or are too vague to be easily testable.
"Putting chemicals on your skin is actually far worse than ingesting them.
Which chemicals? This statement could be true for some, and patently false for others. Ditto for all the stuff you said about the liver. (IANAD but I've taken biochem, so, come at me if you like)
That Dr. Hyman article is BS.... I can't believe how hard that fucking vaccine myth is to stamp out. THE RESEARCH WAS FRAUDULENT! (and abusive!)
Concerning autism and vitamin D, correlation and causation....
If I seem shrill about this, well, my brother is autistic, and I am extremely BS-averse.
"That which is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
-Christopher Hitchens
Oh I like this person. Short, sharp and surgical.
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