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US Senate Set To Vote On Whether Climate Change Is a Hoax

sciencehabit writes The U.S. Senate's simmering debate over climate science has come to a full boil today, as lawmakers prepare to vote on measures offered by Democrats that affirm that climate change is real—with one also noting that global warming is not "a hoax." In an effort to highlight their differences with some Republicans on climate policy, several Democrats have filed largely symbolic amendments to a bill that would approve the Keystone XL pipeline. They are designed to put senators on the record on whether climate change is real and human-caused.

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  1. Yep it is a scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is just there to steal money.

    1. Re:Yep it is a scam by NatasRevol · · Score: 4, Funny

      Free oil for everyone's rivers!

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    2. Re:Yep it is a scam by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      I like how everyone assumes not only that a supreme being exists, but also that it has a penis.

    3. Re:Yep it is a scam by Xyrus · · Score: 4, Funny

      I like how everyone assumes not only that a supreme being exists, but also that it has a penis.

      Of course god has a penis. Read the old testament. Only something with a penis could be deliberately that childish, evil, and destructive and not only expect people to be happy about it, but also people to worship the ground he walks on.

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  2. Don't fall for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Evolution is a hoax too.

    1. Re:Don't fall for it by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Evolution is a hoax too.

      Indeed. Congress is evidence that evolution didn't take place: they are sh*t-flinging apes, still.

  3. Re:Climate Change Has Existed Forever -- by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's just say that the Scoville units are a wee high on that one...

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  4. If we can vote on reality... by eepok · · Score: 3, Funny

    If we can simply use the vote to determine reality, why are we bothering to vote on climate change. I say we treat the senate gavel like a genie's lamp and vote on the realities of cancer, aliens, death, and god.

  5. Re:More proof by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would you prefer the sex of the chicken by determined by an unaccountable, autocratic out-of-touch socialist-in-a-bubble dictator?!

    Most farmers are like that.

  6. Re:More proof by Kohath · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unless the President's plan is enacted. If we do what the President suggests, sea levels will rise 1 or 2 mm less. Everyone shorter than 2 mm will thank us for our sacrifice.

  7. I'm not an expert on arithmetic, but... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now look, I know many Americans have been hearing from elite liberal leftist Harvard professors in their ivory towers who keep saying that 15 is greater than 5. And, I have heard from many other experts in this field who are frankly quite skeptical that this is the case, that we're simply overlooking 5 and what a tremendously big number it is. So I don't think it's time to just cut off debate before the data is in, as if 15 is just greater than 5 so we should just get used to it whether we think it's right or just. It doesn't comport with the experiences of average hardworking Americans who deal with these numbers every day, who depend on them for their livelihood. So at the end of the day, I think it's obvious that the data is just not in yet. Now I'm not a mathematician. But one thing I do know, is that on the other side of the aisle, we have people who also are not mathematicians, but they see this as an opportunity for their agenda to shove a draconian arithmetic inequality down the throats of the American people!