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NFL Asks Columbia University For Help With Deflate-Gate

Posted by samzenpus on from the keeping-up-the-pressure dept.

An anonymous reader writes with news that the NFL has reached out for some help answering the questions raised by deflate-gate. "Yep, it's for real. The law firm representing the NFL (Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison) has reached out to Columbia University's department of physics to recruit an expert on 'gas physics' to help determine, as has been reported, the 'environmental impacts on inflated footballs.' This is one of those rare times when the jocks turn to the nerds, so fellow fans of molecules and momentum — climb out of that gym locker you were stuffed into — this is our moment. Stand tall. And do the wave....They want to talk to a physicist, I presume, to help determine if a drop in temperature — a slowing of the air molecules inside the football — can explain the low pressure that was found in some of the balls used in the A.F.C. championship game two weeks ago between the New England Patriots and the Indianapolis Colts."

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  1. It's not the gas... by Jaime2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem with describing what happens when a ball cools isn't about the gas inside it; that's well understood. The problem is that the container is also affected by temperature and leather is a complicated material. The best answer here is to do a bunch of experiments, not a bunch of calculations.

    1. Re:It's not the gas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The NFL is not interested in a scientific answer. They are interested in an answer from a supposed authority which reaches a conclusion they agree with. The NFL can then take that answer and champion it as having been "verified by scientists!".

      The NFL wants this whole mess to go away. They do not want people thinking that the players and teams cheat because people will become less invested in a rigged game. And if that happens, the NFL makes less money.

      What the NFL is really asking is for some scientist to come forward with an explanation about how the Patriot's footballs can be slightly deflated while the other team's balls remained pert and bouncy. Whether the scientist involved provides a legitimate answer or not is inconsequential, so long as it sounds convincing.

      So, yeah, once again the jocks are trying to crib off the hard work of the nerds.