Underwater Vehicle Uses a Balloon To Dart Like an Octopus
Zothecula writes When you inflate a balloon and then release it without tying the valve shut, it certainly shoots away quickly. Octopi utilize the same basic principle, although they suck in and then rapidly expel water. An international team of scientists have now replicated that system in a soft-bodied miniature underwater vehicle, which could pave the way for very quickly-accelerating full-size submersibles.
Octopi? Pull the other one. Or the other other one. Or the other other one. Or the alternate other one. Or the other one. Or the other one. Or the other one.
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So it's super-efficient and all... if you intend to move no farther than 10 ft forward.
For greater distances, you could, say, keep the balloon constantly inflated with some kind of pump. And then, to save unnecessary weight and complication, you could do away with the balloon and let the pump shoot out the back of the vehicle directly.
I shall call my invention a hydrojet. Genius!
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But it doesn't mention 'climate change', how did it get on Slashdot?
Why does the linked paper refer to it as a "robot"? It seems to be a projectile at best. Is there some definition of robot I'm not aware of?
slashdot got tricked..
This article is nothing. Not a vehicle, not a robot. If water is held in a stretched bladder and the contents are allowed to escape, much like a balloon filled with air, the bladder moves. We should investigate. Maybe there is a basic premise that Newton missed. Next Slash dot will present electrolysis: free energy from the explosive gas HYDROGEN!
It sounds like magic! Scientists at Slashdot have invented a mechanism that can propell any vehicle, both under water and on land. The invention works by attaching an external string. An also external human then pulls said string, and the object moves in direction of the string. Youtube video follows.
For maximum speed and efficiency, they need to combine it with the rapid-inflation capability of the blow fish.
Presto! A suck and blow!
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Lol. This is an Onion worthy gag-uralism! Author name: Ben Coxworthy. Quote from article: "...keeps it from deflating to the point that it becomes limp and unstreamlined. It can be seen in action, in the following video." Only complaint: didn't include the words "turgid" or "engorged."
I will admit that it was last year, but its still a dupe Octopus-Inspired Robot Matches Real Octopus For Speed
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A very similar concept had an article on slashdot last september :
http://classic.slashdot.org/story/14/09/24/1243202
What's different between this device and the one presented today ?
>> I shall call my invention a hydrojet.
Next on the tech tree: the magnetohydrodynamic drive found in Red October (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_October_%28submarine%29)
Queue the music from The Hunt for Red October....
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This is the kind of thing you hope to see at the neighborhood swimming pool, not a research lab. This must be somebody's thesis, otherwise why bother trying to replicate cephalopod locomotion unless you have synthetic fast acting muscles driving the action. This is the kind of thing you see that makes the "tax dollars" trolls get restless.
I'm all for this sort of noodling around, but it seems, ah, a little low-brow for such an esteemed bunch of folks, and I say this with two of my three degrees from MIT whence the research came.
From the article, "While it at first glance might appear to be a glorified toy..." and that is certainly the truth. Dispelling that impression is in no way helped by the audio track on the released video where someone intones "pewnnnnnnggggggg" as the vehicle is released, making the same sound that a kid would.
I'm sure there's serious science buried beneath it all, somewhere, but it isn't evident in the article, nor in their materials apparently released to the public.
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of scientists" to pull it off? I realize that term is used to as puffery under the best of situations but here it just makes it sadder. At least they went "pewwwww..." when they launched it. That means the same thing in any language. Oh, and "hyper-inflated"?
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This kind of vehicle will be awesome for jello-people.
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