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  1. Re:WTF? on WWV Shortwave Time Broadcasts May Be Slashed In 2019 (qrz.com) · · Score: 1

    We need to have a very serious conversation with the god who blessed America. Fucker's high on something.

    I'm sure he has been smoking weed ever since he created the universe. I call it The Big Bong Theory.

  2. Re:We need a visible and unambiguous hack to occur on 11-Year-Old Changes Election Results On Florida's Website: Defcon 2018 (pbs.org) · · Score: 1

    I see nothing in your post that contradicts that some ridiculous clown was elected.

  3. Re:We need a visible and unambiguous hack to occur on 11-Year-Old Changes Election Results On Florida's Website: Defcon 2018 (pbs.org) · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why don't all American hackers get together to hack the election and get some ridiculous clown elected as president to prove how vulnerable the election system is?

    Hey..., wait... did you already do that?

  4. To test the hypothesis I learned skydiving on youtube. Whether it works we'll know in about 1½ minute...

  5. Re:Did they control for wealth? on Regular Sauna Users May Have Fewer Chronic Diseases (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    I actually meant Fins, but i goes for Finns as well.

  6. Re:Did they control for wealth? on Regular Sauna Users May Have Fewer Chronic Diseases (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    All Finns I know are alive, so there's definitely something there...

  7. Turn the captured carbon into diamonds! I didn't know what Rihanna was talking about with "Diamonds in the Sky", but now I get it.

  8. Is your wife a goer? on Lenovo Teases a True All-Screen Smartphone With No Notch (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Notch, notch, say no more....

  9. Which line endings should I use when writing on the wall?

  10. Re:Paper junk mail is very lucrative for the Post on Forty Years of Spam Email (bbc.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I do the same with spam emails. I print them out and make briquettes. I saves me loads of money.

  11. Re:Why Apple gets away with this bullshit on Latest macOS Update Disables DisplayLink, Rendering Thousands of Monitors Dead (displaylink.com) · · Score: 1

    You want proof that Apple is now firmly a cult?

    You want proof that Apple is now firmly a cunt? There, fixed that for you.

  12. Re:Wait, I don't get it on Meet the Interstitium, the Largest Organ We Never Knew We Had (thedailybeast.com) · · Score: 1

    And accupuncture works quite fine, no idea why americans are so anti to thousands of years old proven working technologies, that basically cost nothing und rarely have side effects.

    So, eating ground tiger penis is better than viagra?

  13. Re:Nothing changes, everything stays the same on Is Pop Music Becoming Louder, Simpler and More Repetitive? (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    If you take a short enough time, you will see a trent.

    The guy from Nine Inch Nails?

  14. Re:I call bullshit on the claims on Could Collapsing Antarctic Glaciers Raise Sea Levels Sooner Than Expected? (salon.com) · · Score: 2

    But Shanghai would be toast.

    I hate wet toast.

  15. Re: How Were All of the Last Predictions? on Could Collapsing Antarctic Glaciers Raise Sea Levels Sooner Than Expected? (salon.com) · · Score: 1

    Saloomy also made a mistake. The article talks about 11 feet of water, not 11 meters.

  16. Re:I just can't believe on Workers at Amazon's Main Italian Site To Hold First Strike on Black Friday (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    The United States of America has been a country for a lot longer than the European Union.

    Definitely, since The European Union isn't a country yet, and probably never will be.

  17. There is prior art on Human Mini-Brains Growing Inside Rat Bodies Are Starting To Integrate (inverse.com) · · Score: 1

    Apparently the current American president is the first succesful example of implanting a mini-brain in a rat.

  18. Re:whatever on Star Trek: Discovery Is Returning For a Second Season (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Live long and profit...

  19. Re:pwgen -s 16, bitches. on AI Just Made Guessing Your Password a Whole Lot Easier (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    But what if the universe runs out of entropy?

  20. Re:Ever noticed how on Facebook Enabled Advertisers To Reach 'Jew Haters' (propublica.org) · · Score: 1

    That's my dad-joke! Give it back!

  21. Re:old story about talking cars.... on Ford Disguised a Man As a Car Seat To Research Self-Driving (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    What an adoring jar.

  22. Of course I would. And every time I would say "I told you so yesterday!", and then go back and do it.

  23. Re:Dudes should not wear fedoras on It Will Take Fedora More Releases To Switch Off Python 2 (phoronix.com) · · Score: 1

    Are you saying Indiana Jones, Johnny Depp and Perry the Platypus aren't men?

  24. Dangerous business on Luxembourg Just Passed A New Asteroid Mining Law (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Be careful of the Reavers...

  25. I totally agree to the general idea of your post, but I think you are wrong about shark attacks. On average 19 Americans are attacked by sharks yearly resulting in 0.5 fatalities.