Paramedics Use Google Translate While Delivering Baby
First time accepted submitter myatari writes Irish paramedics transporting a pregnant Congolese woman to a maternity hospital in Cork had to use some quick thinking when the mum-to-be went into labor en-route. The two paramedics (neither of whom speak Swahili) fired up Google Translate to communicate via English-Swahili and successfully delivered baby girl "Brigid" (named after an Irish Saint no less!).
...and I use translation services (either via google, or more usually a paid up telephone translation service provided by my employer) semi-regularly!
I wonder what would have happened had they not had Google Translate. A boy?
Given that the official language of both Congos (DRC and RC) is French, couldn't they just have tried that?
Swahili is not a language commonly spoken in either Congo.
I'm a husband and I feel that google translate is missing the most important language: "english"->"wife". When she says "Do I look ok in this dress?" and I say "yep.", she seems to hear something different.
It'd help clear up many misunderstandings.
My hovercraft is full of eels
*Runs google translate*
Ooh, why of course. *hands ranger some matches*
It's great that it worked out for them, but sometimes translations don't come out quite right.
*Runs google translate*
Wait, you want WHAT to come out of my nipples?!?
This.
I can't say anything about the quality of google translate when it comes to Swahili. But usually when the languages are to some degree different (like, say, anything European to anything Far East and vv), you usually end up with something that makes little, if any, sense. If you want to see for yourself, go to any Chinese website, take the text there and paste it into Google translate and take a wild guess what the article is about.
It can work out if you don't want to transport complex, nuanced meaning (e.g. when yelling "push now!"), though even that can become a mess in translation. In German, for example, you don't push. You press. IIRC in Russian asking her to "push" would probably well translate into asking her to punch you. A request a woman in this condition would probably fulfill gladly.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
I'm sorry, there are vowels in that. It's obviously misspelled.
The trick is that you give her an answer but not an answer to specifically her question, and then shift it to a different conversation. For instance:
Wife: Honey, do I look ok in this dress?
Husband: Babe, you look great in everything but even better out of it.
If you follow it up with trying to get her out of it, and do it enough times, eventually she'll start to ask you less. Or at least that is what I hope will someday happen with my wife.
Do I look ok in this dress?
"Ok? No, you look amazing. I can't wait to get you out of it."
"That dress is ok, but it would look better on the floor."
Don't answer yes or no. Remind her of how easily she can wrap you around her little finger.
09F91102 no, 455FE104 nope, F190A1E8 uh-uh, 7A5F8A09 that's not it, C87294CE no. Ah! 452F6E403CDF10714E41DFAA257D313F.
"A certain woman who had taken the vow of chastity fell, through youthful desire of pleasure and her womb swelled with child. Brigid, exercising the most potent strength of her ineffable faith, blessed her, causing the child to disappear, without coming to birth, and without pain. She faithfully returned the woman to health and to penance."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Brigid
Was the mother of that child trying to hint something with that choice of name?
Stop worrying about the risks of nuclear power and start worrying about the risks of not using nuclear power.
if (dress.price > 100.00) {
return "That dress makes you look fat.";
}
To a certain extent no it's not. But if a country becomes too fractured, it can no longer function as a country serving all its people. Iraq is kind of an example of this. Tensions between Sunni/Shia/Kurds has led to an inability of the Iraqi government to adequately hold these groups together. And has allowed for the severe persecution of minorities, like the Yazidis.
Heterogeneous societies require a certain level of national unity to competently function.