Paramedics Use Google Translate While Delivering Baby

First time accepted submitter myatari writes Irish paramedics transporting a pregnant Congolese woman to a maternity hospital in Cork had to use some quick thinking when the mum-to-be went into labor en-route. The two paramedics (neither of whom speak Swahili) fired up Google Translate to communicate via English-Swahili and successfully delivered baby girl "Brigid" (named after an Irish Saint no less!).

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I'm a Paramedic...

[Anonymous Coward]

...and I use translation services (either via google, or more usually a paid up telephone translation service provided by my employer) semi-regularly!

Alternative

[jhol13]

I wonder what would have happened had they not had Google Translate. A boy?

Re:Alternative

[swillden]

I wonder what would have happened had they not had Google Translate. A boy?

Depending on the circumstances, the alternative could have been death of mother and/or baby. The alternative almost certainly would have been an even more unpleasant experience for the mother, with no ability to communicate with the EMTs about her state or the progress of the birth.

(Now let's see if my AC stalker shows up to crapflood responses to this post, too.)

Would French not have worked?

[Anonymous Coward]

Given that the official language of both Congos (DRC and RC) is French, couldn't they just have tried that?
Swahili is not a language commonly spoken in either Congo.

Re:Would French not have worked?

[Anonymous Coward]

Swahili is one of the 4 official non-European languages in DRC with approximately 33 million DRC citizens speaking the language.

So... the story makes sense... kind of. I agree though, French would have been my go-to language for someone from DRC. I've traveled in DRC (eastern side) and French was always the first thing anyone spoke to me.

re: google translate

[Anonymous Coward]

I'm a husband and I feel that google translate is missing the most important language: "english"->"wife". When she says "Do I look ok in this dress?" and I say "yep.", she seems to hear something different.

It'd help clear up many misunderstandings.

Re:Brigid?

[tinkerghost]

Brigid, or in the local spelling "Mhroughairidd".

I'm sorry, there are vowels in that. It's obviously misspelled.

Re: google translate

[cdrudge]

The trick is that you give her an answer but not an answer to specifically her question, and then shift it to a different conversation. For instance:

Wife: Honey, do I look ok in this dress?
Husband: Babe, you look great in everything but even better out of it.

If you follow it up with trying to get her out of it, and do it enough times, eventually she'll start to ask you less. Or at least that is what I hope will someday happen with my wife.

Re: google translate

[complete loony]

Do I look ok in this dress?

"Ok? No, you look amazing. I can't wait to get you out of it."
"That dress is ok, but it would look better on the floor."

Don't answer yes or no. Remind her of how easily she can wrap you around her little finger.

A story of Saint Brigid.

[XNormal]

"A certain woman who had taken the vow of chastity fell, through youthful desire of pleasure and her womb swelled with child. Brigid, exercising the most potent strength of her ineffable faith, blessed her, causing the child to disappear, without coming to birth, and without pain. She faithfully returned the woman to health and to penance."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Brigid

Was the mother of that child trying to hint something with that choice of name?