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Chevy Malibu 'Teen Driver' Tech Will Snitch If You Speed

mpicpp writes General Motors wants to help curb teen crashes with a new system that lets parents monitor their kids' driving habits—even when mom and dad aren't actually in the car. Dubbed Teen Drive, the new system will debut in the 2016 Chevy Malibu, offering a bunch of features designed to encourage safe driving. It will, for instance, mute the radio or any device paired with the car when front seat occupants aren't wearing their seatbelts, and give audible and visual warnings when the vehicle is traveling faster than preset speeds. It doesn't end there. Brace yourself, teens, because you might not like this next part too much. The new system also lets parents view a readout of how you drove the car, including how fast you went, how far you drove, and whether any active safety features (like over-speed warnings) were engaged. Parents can also set the radio system's maximum volume to a lower level, and select a maximum speed between 40 and 75 miles per hour, which, if exceeded, will trigger warnings.

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  1. Re:How About by taustin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because then you'll have shithead 20somethings on the road instead, with no parental supervision whatsoever.

    The only way to learn to drive is to drive.

  2. Re:How About by sexconker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because then you'll have shithead 20somethings on the road instead, with no parental supervision whatsoever.

    The only way to learn to drive is to drive.

    The difference is teens are much more shithead-like than 20-somethings (not that I haven't noticed the increasing prevalence of 20-something shitheads), and teens are often not held responsible (legally or financially) for their actions (further enabling shithead behavior).

  3. Re:Yeah because you know... by kuzb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Old doesn't necessarily mean unsafe or unreliable. Plenty of people drive 10 year old cars that are not putting them in danger.

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  4. Re:How About by invictusvoyd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The first thing a geek teen is going to find is the "manual override"

  5. Re:Yeah because you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a Chevy. It's already a shitbox.

  6. Re:How About by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah, yes, Billy, Tammy and Chris. I think their last name is "Strawman".

  7. reduced the speed huh by Revek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those poor kids might have escaped the tornado if their car hadn't been limited to 45 miles per hour.

  8. Re:How About by epyT-R · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's a growing intolerance for giving people the space to learn because 'safety' has become more important than exposure to graduated life lessons. Driving is one of them. Not letting teens drive just gives us all a bunch of 20 year olds who can't drive.

  9. Re:How About by sinij · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nonsense, "a friend" is role-neutral name for group member or dungeon master. We had all kinds of friends - mages, rogues, clerics...

  10. Re:How About by gfxguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No. There's plenty of space to learn - and now there's recourse for abusing the freedom they've been given. The car doesn't shut off, the parents are required to remove driving privileges... if my kids want to drive my car, there are rules. I already told my son (months away from getting his license) that I will never buy him a car - I will by myself a car and let him use it as long as he's obeying the rules. He didn't complain... I don't owe him a car. It's a privilege. If he doesn't want to be monitored, he can pay for his own car and his own insurance... it's just that simple.

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