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Chevy Malibu 'Teen Driver' Tech Will Snitch If You Speed

mpicpp writes General Motors wants to help curb teen crashes with a new system that lets parents monitor their kids' driving habits—even when mom and dad aren't actually in the car. Dubbed Teen Drive, the new system will debut in the 2016 Chevy Malibu, offering a bunch of features designed to encourage safe driving. It will, for instance, mute the radio or any device paired with the car when front seat occupants aren't wearing their seatbelts, and give audible and visual warnings when the vehicle is traveling faster than preset speeds. It doesn't end there. Brace yourself, teens, because you might not like this next part too much. The new system also lets parents view a readout of how you drove the car, including how fast you went, how far you drove, and whether any active safety features (like over-speed warnings) were engaged. Parents can also set the radio system's maximum volume to a lower level, and select a maximum speed between 40 and 75 miles per hour, which, if exceeded, will trigger warnings.

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  1. Re:Yeah because you know... by Jax+Omen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Today's brand new 2016 car is next decade's shitbox old 2016 car.

  2. Re:How About by taustin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because then you'll have shithead 20somethings on the road instead, with no parental supervision whatsoever.

    The only way to learn to drive is to drive.

  3. Re:Yeah because you know... by Jax+Omen · · Score: 3, Informative

    If car manufacturers did sensible things we wouldn't have had to bail them out a few years ago.

    They love vendor lock-in and planned obsolescence as much as gadget manufacturers do.

  4. Re:How About by sexconker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because then you'll have shithead 20somethings on the road instead, with no parental supervision whatsoever.

    The only way to learn to drive is to drive.

    The difference is teens are much more shithead-like than 20-somethings (not that I haven't noticed the increasing prevalence of 20-something shitheads), and teens are often not held responsible (legally or financially) for their actions (further enabling shithead behavior).

  5. Re:Yeah because you know... by kuzb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Old doesn't necessarily mean unsafe or unreliable. Plenty of people drive 10 year old cars that are not putting them in danger.

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  6. A cheaper solution by Thraxy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you don't trust your kids, don't lend them your car.

  7. Re:How About by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not letting your shithead teens on the fucking road in the first place?

    Not letting them on the road seems a little extreme but do they have to have a brand new car? What happened to having a beater to putt around in for the first few years?

    Ford Mykey has been around since MY 2010 or so. Limits radio volume, won't allow radio to play if seatbelts not fastened, speed limit at 130km/h (highest speed limit in NA), and speed reminder settable at a lower speed. The telemetry function is new.

    As far as driving new cars... eventually these cars will end up being used cars, and as well in many cases they may be sharing the family car.

  8. Re:How About by invictusvoyd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The first thing a geek teen is going to find is the "manual override"

  9. Re:How About by taustin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If it's like the Ford model that had a similar feature a few years ago, it's controlled by which key you use - regular key, valet key, teenager key. Yeah, most teens could easily swap keys with Mummy or Daddy, but then Mummy and Daddy will start getting warnings when they speed or play the radio too loud.

  10. Re:Yeah because you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a Chevy. It's already a shitbox.

  11. Re:How About by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah, yes, Billy, Tammy and Chris. I think their last name is "Strawman".

  12. reduced the speed huh by Revek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those poor kids might have escaped the tornado if their car hadn't been limited to 45 miles per hour.

  13. Re:Teenagers shouldn't be driving NEW cars anyway by jonwil · · Score: 3, Informative

    The roads in Australia are filled with SUVs just as much as they are in the US (and that number seems to be growing all the time based on my observations) and yet people who know what they are talking about (including a family member who has been working in dealerships and selling both new and used cars for decades and now works in management at a dealer) still recommend small fuel efficient Japanese cars as good first cars for young drivers (despite the "increased risk" if they get into an accident with an SUV)

  14. Re:Doesn't matter by russotto · · Score: 3, Informative

    Spoiled brats don't have to deal with consequences. Spoiled brats will drive like assholes.

    My first car was a piece of shit and I still drove it like I stole it. And if my parents had a technology like this one, I'd have had to explain to them how to set it up.

  15. Re:How About by epyT-R · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's a growing intolerance for giving people the space to learn because 'safety' has become more important than exposure to graduated life lessons. Driving is one of them. Not letting teens drive just gives us all a bunch of 20 year olds who can't drive.

  16. Re:How About by BitterOak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Because then you'll have shithead 20somethings on the road instead, with no parental supervision whatsoever.

    The only way to learn to drive is to drive.

    The difference is teens are much more shithead-like than 20-somethings (not that I haven't noticed the increasing prevalence of 20-something shitheads), and teens are often not held responsible (legally or financially) for their actions (further enabling shithead behavior).

    Actually, numerous studies have shown that teen drivers are no worse than inexperienced drivers of any age. That's what prompted the gov't here in Ontario to change the licensing rules some time ago so that after your probationary period (the first 2-5 years that you have your license) you have to take a second road test, where they basically test how experienced you are (based on how you handle the car, etc.) to get your full license. The problem was in the past that many teens simply didn't drive during their probation period (many didn't have access to a car, for instance) and then they got their full unrestricted license with basically no driving experience whatsoever. They've now plugged that loophole and it is pretty much impossible to pass the second test without lots of driving experience.

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  17. Re:How About by sinij · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nonsense, "a friend" is role-neutral name for group member or dungeon master. We had all kinds of friends - mages, rogues, clerics...

  18. Re:How About by gfxguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No. There's plenty of space to learn - and now there's recourse for abusing the freedom they've been given. The car doesn't shut off, the parents are required to remove driving privileges... if my kids want to drive my car, there are rules. I already told my son (months away from getting his license) that I will never buy him a car - I will by myself a car and let him use it as long as he's obeying the rules. He didn't complain... I don't owe him a car. It's a privilege. If he doesn't want to be monitored, he can pay for his own car and his own insurance... it's just that simple.

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  19. Re:Bicycles don't tell on you by omfgnosis · · Score: 3, Funny

    Far as I can tell, everyone who bikes in Seattle is constantly having sex. Even while cycling.