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Corporation Investigates Spurious Signal -- What They Found Will Shock You

Posted by Soulskill on from the your-chest-will-swell-with-pride dept.

Mother_01101 writes: The Weyland-Yutani Corporation announced today one of the most fantastic discoveries in human existence: alien life! Colony LV-426 made first contact, and one of W-Y Corp's long-term research vessels, Nostromo, has gone to provide assistance and bring these life forms home to engage in peaceful learning and negotiation. Initial reports from Nostromo indicate all has gone well, though they're now under radio silence for security purposes. W-Y Corp says they will, of course, honor all quarantine procedures and do everything they can to make sure the transition goes smoothly. Their CEO reminded us: "Safety is paramount!"

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  1. Oh, that's right... by OakDragon · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...today is the day to not bother reading Slashdot.

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