Corporation Investigates Spurious Signal -- What They Found Will Shock You

Posted by Soulskill on Wednesday April 1, 2015 @12:58AM from the your-chest-will-swell-with-pride dept.

Mother_01101 writes: The Weyland-Yutani Corporation announced today one of the most fantastic discoveries in human existence: alien life! Colony LV-426 made first contact, and one of W-Y Corp's long-term research vessels, Nostromo, has gone to provide assistance and bring these life forms home to engage in peaceful learning and negotiation. Initial reports from Nostromo indicate all has gone well, though they're now under radio silence for security purposes. W-Y Corp says they will, of course, honor all quarantine procedures and do everything they can to make sure the transition goes smoothly. Their CEO reminded us: "Safety is paramount!"

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Not funny... by rioki · 2015-04-01 00:59 · Score: 4, Insightful

Even though its April 1st... This is not funny.
Weak by dave420 · 2015-04-01 01:02 · Score: 4, Insightful

Just so very, very weak. It pains me to say this, but the ponies thing from a few years back was funnier. Ouch.