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UK's Tories Promise To Enact Age Limits For Viewing Online Porn

An anonymous reader writes with this news from the UK: The Conservatives say they will force hardcore pornography websites to put in place age-restriction controls or face being shut down if they win the election. The culture secretary, Sajid Javid, said the party would act to ensure under-18s were locked out of adult content after a recent Childline poll found nearly one in 10 12-13 year olds were worried they were addicted and 18% had seen shocking or upsetting images. Experts welcomed the move – targeted at both UK-based and overseas websites – but warned it would take hard work to implement in practice.

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  1. Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If somebody want to watch porn, he will say "yes I have 18" to any question. This is a stupid waste of everyone time. Don't vote this retarded people even if you agree with their ideas.

    1. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't they have that "put your credit card in for an age check" thing already? That's like totally legit.

    2. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by CaptainDork · · Score: 2

      That doesn't work. A kid can easily get hold of a credit card (some carry one all the time) and sign up.

      As long as they don't make a purchase, they can see the free stuff. For some, that's enough and, anyway, it doesn't "block access."

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    3. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by o_ferguson · · Score: 2

      They should use the "obscure trivia questions from the 70's" method like the old Leisure Suit Larry games. Although I suppose in the days of Google that wouldn't work nearly as well.

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    4. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      A porn site wanting my credit card number? Yeah, that sounds absolutely legit, uhhuh...

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    5. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      A kid can easily get hold of a credit card

      Or they can have one of their own. My daughter is 16, and has had her own credit card for several years.

    6. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could work, we just need to get the parents to remove the ALT and X keys of the kids keyboard.

    7. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh.

    8. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is that with the old Leisure Suit Larry games that you could simply "brute force" it, and learn something.

      Motivation is a strong desire, education be damned. :-)

    9. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by Cley+Faye · · Score: 3, Funny

      To filter 18+, questions from the end of the 90s is enough. That's how you know you got old.

    10. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by jandersen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      To answer your questions: No, politicians are not stupid; I'll explain below. Yes, voters are often stupid; they could make the effort to understand what is going on, but they choose not to - that, in my view, is the very essence of being stupid.

      If somebody want to watch porn, he will say "yes I have 18" to any question. This is a stupid waste of everyone time. Don't vote this retarded people even if you agree with their ideas.

      The point is not to stop those who actually want to see porn, but to protect those who don't want to, but feel pressurised or otherwise intimidated into it, or who stumble across it. It may be difficult for a hard-core wanker to understand, but to many, not least children, porn is genuinely off-putting, and to 11 year old, it may be something they find it very hard to talk to adults about. After all, they were not supposed to look at it, on one hand, and on the other hand, they now speculate that most adults, including their parents, engage in the sort of alien activities illustrated, however poorly, in pornography. It is easy to feel alone with those thoughts in those circumstances.

      The point of this kind of legislation is to force a deliberate choice: if you proceed, it is because you have chosen to; and by requiring the ISPs or whoever to take responsibility, they make it illegal to just sit by passively and make money out of it; you now have to do something to ensure that your audience is old enough to legally make that decision. It won't stop young people from lying about their age, but it will now be possible to go after those that exploit this particular vulnerability, if and when it is deemed necessary.

      Politicians are not necessarily stupid; certainly not as stupid as people who have nothing to have their opinions in tend to make out. I would argue that politicians are also quite often genuinely motivated by what they believe in, rather than simply being greedy bullies. I don't agree with much of what David Cameron stands for, and I certainly don't agree with his party's ideologically motivated privatisation at all costs, but I do respect him for being competent and for genuinely seeking to do what is good for UK; the same goes for Labour, the LibDems, SNP etc. They are principled and they have certainly made more of an effort to understand thing than you seem to.

    11. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      You forget how fast time passes: You'd need obscure trivia questions from the 80s now.

      Find me anyone under 18 who can answer 'What food does Badger like?' - it's hard one to look up even with google, but almost any child of the early nineties in the UK will know.

    12. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your an idiot if you think cameron wants whats good for the UK.

      If he was the contract with the voters from the last election would be on the Tory website, (it's vanished, don't bother looking at the cesspit!), If he was honest, he would be telling voters that he lied to them at the last election and should be voted out, if he was really honest he would just give up now!

      They are definitely not principled!.
       

    13. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by Geeky · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that also affects those of us who are older. I have no idea who that is. I'm over 40, no good asking me questions that assume I was a child in the 90s.

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    14. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well.. we would look them up from encyclopedias etc.. after first looking on a dictionary to translate.

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    15. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I note the lack of any evidence that people actually DO come across porn accidentally. Except when caught at work. Which children under 16 aren't supposed to be doing.

      Also, since the age of consent for ACTUAL sex is 16, why isn't the legal limit 16?

      Oh, is that because it's 18 in the USA? Youbetcha!

      Cameron is just trying to drum up support by using scare tactics, as evidenced by how badly thought out (not even technically, see the 16/18 point above).

    16. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which company extended credit to a minor?

    17. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you ask? Is that supposed to be illegal?

      At any rate, it is prolly like what me and my brothers had. The cards were in our names, but using our father's good credit. I don't know the details of how it worked, but that is how I understood it to work.

    18. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The point is not to stop those who actually want to see porn, but to protect those who don't want to, but feel pressurised or otherwise intimidated into it, or who stumble across it. It may be difficult for a hard-core wanker to understand, but to many, not least children, porn is genuinely off-putting, and to 11 year old, it may be something they find it very hard to talk to adults about. After all, they were not supposed to look at it, on one hand, and on the other hand, they now speculate that most adults, including their parents, engage in the sort of alien activities illustrated, however poorly, in pornography. It is easy to feel alone with those thoughts in those circumstances.

      The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Sure it's made to "protect" people.

      You say the children get internally conflicted because "they were not supposed to look at it". May I suggest that attempting to shield them from sex is part of the problem, and exact type of mindset that you are creating with this "protection". The mere thought of sex in people where biology is pushing them to seek it causing this sort of guilt is what results in messed-up adults that can't handle relationships.

      The goal is to turn porn into on-demand only, such that people have to sign up and give their personal information to get it. In other words, ISPs will have lists of people who very specifically request porn. This of course will make a lot of them to be shamed into not doing it, and will force porn into much darker corners of the internet. Which by the way, your children are very adept at finding.

    19. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 1

      Doubt it is a credit card, more of a debit card or cash card.

      Not everyone has a credit card in the UK either, I do not.

    20. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The point is not to stop those who actually want to see porn, but to protect those who don't want to, but feel pressurised or otherwise intimidated into it, or who stumble across it."

      You seem to fail to read the article properly. It is about preventing porn addiction in 10 to 12 year olds.
      But in effect it isn't. It's another attempt to undermine the scary evil internet. A shallow attempt i might add.

    21. Re:Are they dumb, are they voters dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not illegal, but stupid because debts are generally unenforceable against minors.

      In your case, they were probably additional cards linked to your father's account, and/or he'd stood surety for you.

  2. Good Luck with That by germansausage · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do any of your politicians have even the smallest clue how the internet works? Trying to age restrict porn will be as effective as a law banning the sun from rising tomorrow,

    1. Re:Good Luck with That by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Do any of your politicians have even the smallest clue how the internet works? Trying to age restrict porn will be as effective as a law banning the sun from rising tomorrow,

      Apparently the "experts" are having brain trouble. Must just be a british thing.

    2. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying to age restrict porn will be as effective as a law banning the sun from rising tomorrow

      Suppose the computers of these minors use had a HOSTS file that 127.0.0.1'd every porn site and that file is not modifiable by the minor, then they can easily reduce/eliminate most porn access.

    3. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds great, I nominate you to create this hosts file.

    4. Re:Good Luck with That by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      they must have been talking with feinstein recently http://arstechnica.com/tech-po...

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    5. Re:Good Luck with That by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I suspect that the answer is depressing close to "no"; but it's important to remember the context: election season is ramping up in the UK and all the parties are currently making assorted promises of dubious truth and plausibility in an attempt to curry favor with their constituencies. In this case, won't-someone-please-think-of-the-children!!! nonsense plays pretty well across the board, is a logical extension of the existing Tory Great-Firewall-of-Cameron efforts, and may be an attempt to burnish their reactionary credentials to try to counter UKIP without having to say anything excessively embarrassing.

      They may or may not think that it's possible; and may not even much care; but as a piece of political theater it is logical enough. Remember, you only need to be an expert on getting elected in order to make it into office. Never underestimate a politician's skill in this area; but never let one pretend that it implies skill in other areas.

    6. Re:Good Luck with That by 0123456 · · Score: 2

      You don't actually think this is actually about porn, do you?

      This is how they'll get the British people to agree to requiring proof of ID to access the Internet, which is the goal all along. Once they have that, they can cut you off the Internet at any moment.

    7. Re:Good Luck with That by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      ... easily reduce/eliminate most porn access.

      Lots of wiggle room there.

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    8. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "OK Google, what's the IP address of playboy.com?". Type answer into browser. Wow, that was hard to get around. Not to mention that "porn site" isn't a term you can even define - seeing as how some weirdos classify sites that assist you in learning how to perform a self-exam for breast cancer screening as porn and others don't count it as porn unless there is actual intercourse. Supposing you could then get everyone to agree (stifles giggle), then how would you distribute your hosts file? Windows Update, Linux "apt get", and whatever broken thing OSX uses for updates? That would be hilarious. You know sites come and go every day, right? You aren't APK, are you?

    9. Re: Good Luck with That by tandavanadesan · · Score: 0

      You must be the governments security advisor

    10. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do any of your politicians have even the smallest clue how the internet works? Trying to age restrict porn will be as effective as a law banning the sun from rising tomorrow,

      Apparently the "experts" are having brain trouble. Must just be a british thing.

      Apparently not: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/15/04/04/0139203/sen-feinstein-says-anarchist-cookbook-should-be-removed-from-the-internet

    11. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Parenting 101: Stuff is going to happen with your kid. Your goal isn't to magically prevent it, because you can't. Your goal is to keep it to a level where you can support your kid until they can cope with it independently, and stop anything disastrous from happening along the way.

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    12. Re:Good Luck with That by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Could we get one for torrent sites too? It's kinda hard to keep up with them popping up and closing down, why can't my government provide me with a list of them?

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    13. Re:Good Luck with That by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Great, you've just reduced the problem to "How does my browser identify every possible porn site on the internet?", which is obviously a much easier problem to solve! And even that would not work. Ever heard of a proxy? Ever heard of using IP addresses instead of host names?

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    14. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming they have a motive other than staying in power and stuffing their pockets with money.

    15. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easy. First, implement a national biometric ID scheme with a smart chip and certificate store. Second, require anyone wanting to gain access to the encrypted site to require authentication via certificate of the national ID. Card readers and pin codes will be required. Did that lessen the exposure of the minors? Probably not. Did that let the organized crime gain access to your porn habits and give them a leverage and a method to get to you, you filthy MP or a president of a corporation or a bank you? Probably.

    16. Re:Good Luck with That by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1
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    17. Re:Good Luck with That by tombeard · · Score: 1

      Well, not just your browser. You also have to include USENET, FTP, IRC, and bittorrents, plus whatever I forgot.

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    18. Re:Good Luck with That by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      You don't actually think this is actually about porn, do you?

      The UK has a national election coming up on May 7th, and the polls are very close. They are just tossing random ideas out to see if anything effects voting intentions. If this is anything like past British elections, all of these stupid proposals will be forgotten the following day.

      In America, our elections are driven by 30 second TV soundbites. In Britain, they are driven by inflammatory tabloid headlines, which, believe it or not, leads to even more vacuous campaigns.

    19. Re:Good Luck with That by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      No they just want to force the children of the world to hand over their parents credit card details to the worlds pornographers because that would be a really good idea. Hmm, wait are they being paid bribes by the world pornographers or are they just being extorted by the worlds pornographers having been caught out. Want a safe internet for children, then fo fuck sake, fucking create a minors only with adult supervision internet, separate from the adult internet

      Oh that is write can not do that because you would have to ban junk food ads and even worse alcohol ads which are also targeted at children.

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    20. Re: Good Luck with That by jblues · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the Recaptcha system for authentication? Takes text that failed to scan during optical character recognition and presents it to a human, along with some known text. Besides authentication it expands humanity's (NSA's) digital library. Perhaps the same idea could be applied for age authentication on porn sites? Take sex sex acts and positions that are so strange that they failed to be digitally indexed by computer and present them to the humans? Correctly naming the position means age over 18, otherwise we stop right there thank you very much.

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    21. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feinstein is so fabulously wealthy, she doesn't understand the world that mere mortals experience. And I think she's getting senile too.

    22. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I was wondering what the field of expertise is of these experts. It certainly not computer networking.

    23. Re:Good Luck with That by John+Allsup · · Score: 2

      Parenting 102: your kid is going to turn 18 one day, and your parental responsibilities continue. If your kid is not prepared for alcohol and porn, once they turn 18 they will be able to legally get hold of them. You have until that day to ensure that they know how to consume alcohol and porn sensibly and safely. This does not come from a magic bury-our-head-in-the-sand approach, no matter how much you want it to work. I had a sheltered upbringing, and learning for myself was a nightmare that took years. I wrote my thoughts at http://goodpornisart.com if anybody is interested.

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    24. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying to age restrict porn will be as effective as a law banning the sun from rising tomorrow

      Suppose the computers of these minors use had a HOSTS file that 127.0.0.1'd every porn site and that file is not modifiable by the minor, then they can easily reduce/eliminate most porn access.

      Um... ever heard of a proxy?

    25. Re: Good Luck with That by mSparks43 · · Score: 1

      and just as funny.

    26. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit what's with the retarded font, you folks... As if good ole normal one ain't 'cool' enough.

      >consuming porn
      >sensibly and safely

      Uh what? The only danger of porn is fapping so much your dick comes off. Is that what you are referring to with 'sensibly and safely'? Then again, you did put alcohol and porn in one group...

      Sheltered upbringing? Unless born in USA hardkor religinut family (or commifreak China committee-family(or... eh... something something Middle East?)), you have all the possibilities of enlightening yourself in such matters. I haven't got SexEd back in my country nor do we need one, cause, well, there's porn for that and any sensible kid will either get it online, or find a magazine. T'seasy.

      Oh and don't try to pull 'haz no internetz for that', son, my grhttp://yro.slashdot.org/story/15/04/04/207221/uks-tories-promise-to-enact-age-limits-for-viewing-online-porn#anny has net despite living 5 mins from the nearest Fuck-where-are-we zone.

    27. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell, where did that link come from?

      Oh well, I got my 'point' across

    28. Re:Good Luck with That by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      As a Brit, I can second that statement about the importance of inflammatory tabloid headlines. They really are of central importance in our campaigning.

    29. Re:Good Luck with That by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Careful, they might actually have a cunning plan. If they pass this law then it's an excuse to force ISPs to block sites that don't comply with it. There are going to be thousands, if not millions of pages on that list. They can include other stuff they don't like, like "violent images" and "criminal skills", on the pretext that it should have an age restriction on it.

      The government has seen how well the BPI has managed to get ISPs to block sites it doesn't like, and wants in on the action. By going it this way they try to paint themselves as moral guardians, not censoring anything but merely requiring sites to be "responsible" and to "think of the children and vulnerable members of our society". No-one can oppose them on the grounds that children should have access to pornography.

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    30. Re:Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      After the recent pedophilia scandals about politicians in the UK (Alleged cover up of now dead ones doing a lot of kiddie fiddling in the 80's ), MP's should be banned from anything to do with kids.

    31. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Millions of pages on that list will slow down your internet significantly I would imagine.
      To make this quick they will have to build this in an FPGA, but with millions of entries this does require a hash table lookup in slow memory like DDR5.

      However this will be to block whole sites. The UK government also want to be able to block just a few pages, like some pages on wikipedia about music albums with illegal artwork. So you will need to build some kind of regular expression engine.

    32. Re:Good Luck with That by Geeky · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the Sun actually had an editorial comment on this issue yesterday saying that this issue "made the election more important" or words to that effect. Like an impossible to implement nanny state usurping of what should be parental responsibility is somehow more important than the NHS etc.

      Yes, it's the Sun. It's a comic. But people read it. It's pure electioneering.

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    33. Re:Good Luck with That by nbauman · · Score: 2

      Trying to age restrict porn will be as effective as a law banning the sun from rising tomorrow,

      Just stop roosters from crowing. Then the sun won't rise.

    34. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFAIK Cambridge Uni just found that pedophili is natural and normal...so yeah

      What the hell is wrong with you , Childfucker County

    35. Re: Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "experts" are probably on as good a retainer as vroomfondel and majikthise. Do you expect them to kill a goose that lays golden eggs? Whole modern industries rely on unfounded panic.

      I wonder if this phone is clean...

    36. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do minors need proxies? Ban browsers/websites that are/use proxies. Also prevent browsers from accessing websites using IP addresses. The minors can only access sites using normal DNS host names.

    37. Re:Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're already censoring the internet in the UK. The UK is passed the slippery slope stage. It started with the filtering of child porn. Now its got other stuff on the list like web sites which non-governmental groups allege to infringe copyright. There isn't a trial. It's just added automatically. Whatever sites the parties alleging infringement wanted blocked they've get to block without any kind of review.

      What's sad is its not just the UK. All of Canada's major ISPs have implemented cleanfeed (I believe thats what its called) and so have many other countries. In most its mandated in law. There are many exceptions, but whats distributing is it's a big part of Europe and countries we think of as modern western states. The US does not have any such laws, but are implementing various forms of indirect censorship (through fear, threats, and violence) via corporate entities trying to censor the internet. The copyright industry has effectively been successfully censoring the world.

    38. Re: Good Luck with That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that sounds perfectly workable. It would only need a rewrite of every single browser and the underlying OS IP stack. I reckon we could have it implemented in about a day or so, easy.

  3. And where are the parents? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...a recent Childline poll found nearly one in 10 12-13 year olds were worried they were addicted and 18% had seen shocking or upsetting images...

    In other news, around 10% of parents apparently have no idea how to supervise their 12-13 year old children when they go on-line. Maybe we should treat the problem, not one particular symptom? Age-checks on porn sites aren't going to stop those same inadequately supervised children from being groomed for other things, or subject to hate attacks by classmates at school, or any number of other threats that come with an open communication system like the Internet.

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    1. Re:And where are the parents? by DigitAl56K · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Supervision isn't even really the "problem" here.

      Parents don't like the idea of their still young and in need of heavy-handed protection children having naughty thoughts or being around other children who might have naughty thoughts. Puberty disagrees with these parents, but the politicians are offering a feeling of control over something that is biologically ingrained in us. Parents will buy into it in most cases because they tend to be irrational about this stuff.

      Pro-tip: You can't control everything a teenager does, and if you try you will ultimately promote outrageous behavior. Teenagers will watch porn. Teenagers will have sex. To the parents out there: don't make it taboo, make it safe. Those are two different things.

    2. Re:And where are the parents? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most of those images were probably send by peers. Children have a fascination with the morbid and forbidden.

    3. Re:And where are the parents? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I'm a little surprised that there haven't been any cases(at least not ones that have come to light) of somebody solving this 'problem' by the means that would actually work.

      'Precocious puberty' is occasionally a problem, for various reasons, and treatments are available. Nothing except medical ethics and the strong odds that it's a terrible plan with the potential for unpleasant and life-long consequences would prevent the same treatment from being used to delay the onset of puberty in 'normal' children.

      Just keep shooting kiddo full of Leuprorelin and he or she can remain free of dirty hormones for years longer than usual! And so much less barbaric looking than just castrating them...

      (And, incidentally, there was a brief craze in alt-med circles for treating autism with Leuprorelin, based on some nonsense about how testosterone was keeping the mercury from getting chelated out or something, and a nontrivial number of people were able to get prescriptions for the stuff, despite it not being remotely tested or approved for autism, so it wouldn't necessarily be impossible to get it for equally spurious reasons.)

    4. Re:And where are the parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, so trotting out the "parents should supervise their kids" line is easy, but is not so easy to do in practice.

      I'm a parent of a three year old and a one year old, so this isn't - yet - a problem we need to worry about, but I know parents who have kids in their teens and in this always-connected age, where teens have their own mobile devices, almost certainly connected to the home wi-fi (because it's faster and cheaper than using the mobile network), how exactly are parents supposed to realistically monitor what they're looking at?

      While the more technical of us could put in local filtering proxies, this is way beyond the technical abilities of most families. And even if you did implement a filtering proxy, and it works well at stopping the bad stuff without incorrectly blocking the safe stuff, what about the borderline stuff that gets through on YouTube, Dailymotion, Twitter and who-knows what else?

      The fact is, a determined teenager will be willing to put the effort in to find ways around any controls put in place. Educating your children is important, but on it's own isn't enough because of that inherent curiosity.

      And the reality is, porn is too easy to access on the Internet. And the stuff that's easily available isn't harmless. There's violent, degrading, misogynistic porn that is unhealthy and a generation is growing up thinking it's normal behaviour.

      So while it's ridiculous that a single country could do something about it, as a parent, I wish there were stricter rules on who gets access to adult material. Parents have a role to play, but it's not enough on its own. The search engine providers and porn sites themselves need to ensure they are acting responsibly.

    5. Re:And where are the parents? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Which surely brings us to the next question, which is why any 12-year-old has unsupervised access to systems where they could receive such images regularly enough to be concerned about being addicted (whatever that actually means if it's judged from the perspective of a 12-year-old). There is no law that says the moment a child is old enough to go to school on their own they also need an iPhone, a laptop in their own room at home, and an unrestricted data plan in each case.

      Sure, it seems inevitable that any child will be somewhat exposed to these things. If nothing else, the kid who does have access because they're a bit older or their parents are a bit more generous is going to be everyone's new best friend. Still, it doesn't look like we're talking about incidental or exceptional exposure to things they don't fully understand here, it looks like we're talking about a sustained pattern and direct access.

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    6. Re:And where are the parents? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2

      Teenagers will watch porn. Teenagers will have sex. To the parents out there: don't make it taboo, make it safe. Those are two different things.

      I couldn't agree more, but I'd also add that helping them to find good information when they're ready for it is probably the best thing a parent can do to support a child of that age.

      On the evidence so far, the problem with older, sexually active teenage kids and Internet porn is more the unrealistic expectations that the porn creates. This can lead to peer pressure to do a lot more, potentially with more dangerous, distressing and/or permanent consequences, than previous generations did when they fooled around at the same age.

      That makes it more important than ever for kids to understand STIs, contraception, the right to say no at any time, and the importance of respecting others' wishes. These aren't exactly the first priority in most porn.

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    7. Re:And where are the parents? by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Obviously a manipulative survey, could also ask the kids if they are worried about masturbation making them go blind, impotent, or any other misconception. "Shocking" and "upsetting" are also completely different things, and they are both completely different from "damaging". Creepy as hell for parents to "supervise" their kids' sexual behavior unless it means setting up a marriage. Some parents are medically delaying puberty in their kids in the hope that they will turn transsexual, probably in the future it will be legally required.

    8. Re:And where are the parents? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      All valid points, and it certainly doesn't help when politics defeats reasonable proposals like creating a dedicated .xxx TLD that would allow most of the heavy stuff to be blocked in practice for most kids most of the time. I imagine the porn industry, at least the legitimate/legal parts of it, would have supported such a measure in practice, and it makes it relatively simple to block that content objectively by opting in to whatever child-friendly access plan your ISP offers with minimal risk of false positives.

      But for younger kids it's much simpler. In the UK, a child aged 12 has normally just moved up into secondary school. No child that age needs their own smartphone, or unsupervised Internet access in their own room at home. Get them a feature phone if they need one. Set up a computer they can use in the family room at home. Show them that there is more to life than being on-line 24/7 anyway. Such simple and (one would think) obvious steps instantly reduce the problem to primarily one of peer pressure and what they can get via their friends. That will obviously be more than nothing in the real world, but probably far less than if they can spend several hours a night curiously looking around the whole Internet to find stuff they really don't understand yet.

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    9. Re:And where are the parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      18% had seen shocking or upsetting images...

      Never mind think of the children, spare us all!

    10. Re:And where are the parents? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Informative

      Childline is run by the NSPCC. The NSPCC has something of a history of abusing statistics and using poor survey methodology to generate scary statistics.

      Here's a BBC article on their survey: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/educ...

      I can't find anything yet that describes exactly how the survey was carried out - mostly I find columns expressing shock at the claimed numbers - but I wouldn't trust the findings too much without checking where they come from.

    11. Re:And where are the parents? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      They also claim that 12% of thirteen-year-olds have produced a pornographic video - a statistic that just sounds implausible.

    12. Re:And where are the parents? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      The NSPCC is one of those charities that I often feel like I want to support (because who doesn't want to help children have a better life, right?) but then I see how they act or something they say in reality and I wonder whether we really see the world the same way at all.

      This is sad, because maybe somewhere there is a child losing out because of it. However, I have to think not just of what might happen to unlucky children in terrible cases today but also what kind of world I think all children deserve to live in both today and tomorrow.

      I want to believe that organisations like the NSPCC and for that matter government-run social services are working towards a better world for those children. I also don't doubt that the overwhelming majority of people working in those roles have good intentions. But the obvious fear-mongering and nanny state tendencies really concern me and make me very wary of lending any active support to this kind of organisation.

      It's actually disturbingly similar to the debate about terrorism. There are bad people in the world, and good people really do get hurt by them. No-one disputes this, or the desirability of keeping everyone safe. But there is no such thing as 100% safety in the world, if you let rhetoric and fear created by outlying cases, however horrific, overtake logic and reason in policy-making, you can wind up doing more harm than good because of the other consequences.

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    13. Re:And where are the parents? by gweihir · · Score: 2

      The average parent is an idiot and not accessible to rational arguments like yours. That is where the whole problem comes from.

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    14. Re:And where are the parents? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      My "Research" shows that 52% of 12-13 year olds don't actually understand the words "porn" and "addicted" and 86% of teenagers lie when answering questions about sex or violence.

      I have not conducted any research over whether politicians are stupider than they look. It appeared relatively pointless.

      A previous research project of mine showed 100% of heroin addicts ate cornflakes at lest once as children.

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    15. Re:And where are the parents? by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      The root problem is that children are not taught to properly differentiate fantasy, in all its aspects, from reality. See http://goodpornisart.com/ToTheSunOne for some thoughts.

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    16. Re:And where are the parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right to distrust the survey. Here's an article that discusses the methodology:

      It turns out the study was conducted by a "creative market research" group called OnePoll. "Generate content and news angles with a OnePoll PR survey, and secure exposure for your brand," reads the company's blurb. "Our PR survey team can help draft questions, find news angles, design infographics, write and distribute your story.".

      Later on it talks about how OnePoll's surveys work - basically they're online surveys that pay a few cents/pence for participation. So not exactly a peer reviewed scientific study.

    17. Re:And where are the parents? by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      You've just hit the 'fantasy vs reality' problem, and the need for children to differentiate. Like telling boxing from pro-wrestling from fighting-for-real-on-the-streets, kids need to learn to tell the difference. Denying them examples to train their brains on is just not going to work. Advertising and its use of women gives similarly unrealistic expectations if we base our expectations upon what we see in the media. We must all learn not to do that: not to look at women on billboards and think that that is what women should look like, not to see an advertiser's point of view and confuse it with reality, and not to confuse porn with real sex. People need to be taught about real sex, and shown the difference. This means, quite seriously, that we need videos of actual sex, rather than porn, and kids need to be able to tell things apart. This does not come with a religious-wet-dream of a world with no explicit media, or one where only over-eighteeens can watch explicit media. All you do then is shunt the problem to a time in life when learning is more difficulty, and where critical life-changing decisions are going to come thick and fast.

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    18. Re:And where are the parents? by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      What happens is that wannabee leaders with good oratory skills stand on a soapbox, sell the majority a fantasy of a magic easy solution that will work, and then the majority vote them into power, some approximation of the 'magic easy solution' gets put into practice and, what-dya-know, it doesn't actually work. Then we repeat the same insanity again and again, and have been for years. Until people learn (and this is the role of the education system) that real solutions to real world problems actually have to work reliably, not just look shiny and sound nice, this will not change. The whole education system is a joke. My sex education was a joke, or would have been if it was in any way funny. The rest of my education sucked just as bad. That I got a PhD at the end, when there are so many people with PhD's who still make reasoning errors so trivial that Pooh Bear would be embarrassed to make them, really means little to me other than that I can ram the 'Dr' bit up an arrogant medical system's arse when they decide to address medics as 'Dr' and me as 'Mr'. I got so disillusioned with the whole education system in my third year of a maths PhD that I never really recovered from the shock of how bad it really was, once I saw in the cold light of day. Cavemen we are evolved to be, and cavemen we are, unless we learn to be different. Right now we aren't even learning anything properly, not least how to give a monkey's about the long term knock on effects of our actions. Why did the ancient spiritual teachers waste their time on our species??

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    19. Re:And where are the parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why are you doing nothing about the cornflakes?

      Think of the children!!!!

    20. Re:And where are the parents? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Parenting is hard and there is no instruction manual. By the time children are old enough to be taught how to be good parents they are leaving school. There is a need to educate young adults in parenting skills that is completely unfulfilled at the moment.

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    21. Re:And where are the parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of those images were probably send by peers. Children have a fascination with the morbid and forbidden.

      When people talk about childhood like it is some kind of sexless desert free of sexual desire, I can only assume they have thoroughly repressed all their sexual memories, because their childhood simply cannot have been all that different to mine. I remember how much we little boys obsessed about sexual body parts, excretion, erections etc etc without having any accurate idea about the actual physical act of sex (because it was all taboo so we were not instructed).

    22. Re:And where are the parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even the child sex abuse statistics are quite implausible. What is usually trumpeted, "one in seven" or something? Bull.

    23. Re:And where are the parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of those images were probably send by peers. Children have a fascination with the morbid and forbidden.

      Damned degenerates in the UK government, sending such images to children! ("Peers" means something different over across the pond, LOL!)

    24. Re:And where are the parents? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      The mist important thing that parents need to learn is that their influence is limited and that if they try to change what their children do, they are setting themselves up for utter failure. I do not think this is a problem of teaching parenting skills, I do think the problem is severe personality defects in most parents.

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    25. Re:And where are the parents? by nbauman · · Score: 1

      I'm a pornography research addict.

      I keep searching the Internet for peer-reviewed studies. Can't get enough of them. It started with the Meese Commission.

      I just spent an hour on the NSPCC web site http://www.nspcc.org.uk/preven... trying to find a source that would meet the standards of an undergraduate psychology paper, and I couldn't find one.

      Here's what they say about "online pornography". http://www.nspcc.org.uk/preven... OTOH they say that looking for sexual pictures on the Internet is "healthy sexual behavior" for 10-12 year olds. OTOH they go off on the dangers of Internet pornography. So they can't make up their minds.

      They seem to have gotten these numbers from an online survey on their web site, commissioned and published in The Daily Telegraph http://www.telegraph.co.uk/wom... , which is campaigning for "better sex education," and endorsed by Claire Perry, Conservative MP and the Prime Minister’s advisor on children. Anybody know who she is?

      I was looking for something that was published in a, you know, peer reviewed journal.

      They look like they're trying to reconcile the demands of evidence-based research with the demands of charity fundraising and the political weather vane.

      Maybe it's because I just saw the Alan Turing movie, but I don't have much confidence in the ability of the British legal system to deal rationally with sexuality.

    26. Re:And where are the parents? by nbauman · · Score: 1

      My "Research" shows that 52% of 12-13 year olds don't actually understand the words "porn" and "addicted" and 86% of teenagers lie when answering questions about sex or violence.

      Once again, fantasy can't match reality.

      The Kinsey Institute did studies to find out what teenagers meant by the words they use. They found out that most teenagers didn't think that oral sex was "having sex". The Journal of the American Medical Association published their results. This was significant because that was when Bill Clinton was being impeached after saying that he didn't "have sex" with Monica Lewinsky. The Executive Vice President of the American Medical Association, Ratclife Anderson, a right-wing Republican, freaked out and fired the editor of JAMA, George Lundberg.

      Proof I'm not making this up http://www.csicop.org/speciala...

    27. Re:And where are the parents? by Handpaper · · Score: 1
      Vice.com article on the survey, the organisation that performed it, and its methodology.

      All are suspect.

      https://www.vice.com/en_uk/rea...

      (An AC posted this yesterday; it's still rated zero. Hopefully my Karma bonus will make it more visible.)

    28. Re:And where are the parents? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Claire Perry? Yes, I know of her. One of those moralising types who is always demanding the government ban something. She was one of the big names pushing for mandatory on-by-default porn filters for all UK internet connections.

    29. Re:And where are the parents? by nbauman · · Score: 1

      Claire Perry? Yes, I know of her. One of those moralising types who is always demanding the government ban something. She was one of the big names pushing for mandatory on-by-default porn filters for all UK internet connections.

      So she wants to ban pornography and she's willing to give the Speaker a blow job to get it.

      That's a determined woman.

    30. Re:And where are the parents? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I'd suspect that more than 10% of parents have no idea how to supervise everything their 12-13 year old children do or see. I sure don't. I suppose I could have locked down access at home, but it seems more work than it's worth, considering other ways to get online. Besides, putting down arbitrary-seeming restrictions just make kids determined to get around them.

      What a parent needs to do is give the child some perspective and guidance on the net, and keep communications open so that the child can talk about what he or she has seen. I'd suspect that the kids worried about addiction mostly felt they couldn't talk to their parents or other adults about it, for fear that they'd be blamed for doing something they shouldn't.

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    31. Re:And where are the parents? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Sure, no child that age needs a smartphone or internet access in their room. That doesn't mean they absolutely shouldn't get them, depending on circumstances. You seem to be projecting your own ideas on how the rest of us should raise our kids, in a way typical of non-parents. I find that quite annoying.

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    32. Re:And where are the parents? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Sure, no child that age needs a smartphone or internet access in their room. That doesn't mean they absolutely shouldn't get them, depending on circumstances.

      Of course. Every child is different, and every parent has their own ideas about how best to raise their kids. I am strongly of the view that this is one of the most fundamental freedoms any parent should enjoy, and that interfering with a parent-child relationship is fundamentally a damaging act that is justified only in cases of serious neglect or abuse.

      IMNSHO, there is way too much nanny state behaviour in the world today, and certain people and organisations are far too judgemental about how loving and generally competent parents raise their kids. This is true even though actually the critics are frequently lacking in robust or long-standing evidence of their preferred methods' superiority anyway.

      You seem to be projecting your own ideas on how the rest of us should raise our kids, in a way typical of non-parents.

      On the contrary. As far as I can tell, it's mostly a certain type of parent who is advocating all these censorship measures. Also as far as I can tell, it is those same parents who want the rest of the world to change how it works (including but not limited to how it raises its kids) to meet their own preferences.

      Personally, I'm just a guy on the Internet pointing out that if those parents don't like this particular aspect of the real world or can't effectively support their children in this respect, there are reasonable alternatives they can choose that will dramatically reduce their own children's exposure to any actual or feared damage that might otherwise result.

      I am all for society as a whole making reasonable allowances for the practicalities of parenting. I have nothing against giving parents options and/or information or other points of view that they can consider when making their decisions. But these are very different things to saying parents should or must follow "best practices" according to some dogmatic authority that may or may not have any idea of what is really best for the children anyway.

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    33. Re:And where are the parents? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

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  4. Good luck with that by alvinrod · · Score: 1

    Good luck with that. It's a well known fact that underage individuals will answer truthfully to questions about their age and that they would never consider swiping an adult's credit card for age verification. Never mind the large number of sites based outside of the UK that could give bog-all about some idiotic local laws, or even those sites that have a mix of adult and non-adult content.

    Parliament should really stop thinking of the kids.

    Mostly because of the pedophilia scandals, but also in general as well.

  5. UK Gov Need To Explain The Full Facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...like the increase in sexual assaults against woman and children that correlate to the introduction of laws regarding possession of extreme porn and the targeting of child porn on Darknets.

    Check the dates and the stats, the trends are crystal clear.

  6. It's not up to the websites by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    Asking all websites in different countries on the planet to implement legal age verification is completely unrealistic. It takes too much work and duplicates that work on all the websites.

    What's easy to do is ask websites to add metas about the content. A standard about the metas and their keywords could be established but we already have something used by media companies when publishing movies on DVD, etc.

    The "locking down" side should come from the browsers themselves. It's easy to ask international companies like Apple, Google and Microsoft to add "child locks" to their browsers, in fact I think some of them already have something similar.

    And while the idea of asking all websites to put locks in place is dumb for the reasons mentioned above, I'm glad they're thinking about locking down adult content instead of trying to block it all for everyone.

    1. Re:It's not up to the websites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sajid Javid says party would ensure under-18s were locked out of adult content via an independent regulator with power to compel ISPs to block sites"

      This is absolutely about blocking things for everyone. The end goal is to have problematic online services banned in the UK, and then to criminalise bypassing the blocks.

    2. Re: It's not up to the websites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm. If you think this censorship stops with porn once a reliable censorship method is in place, you're pretty niave. Go check out how off the shelf nanny software is used by dictatorships to censor adult citizenry today. These nationalized filtering systems are inherently fascist and will be slippery sloped into all aspects of English society once people accept them.

    3. Re:It's not up to the websites by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      In that vein, I'd tend to suspect that the website operators themselves are (in part) likely to want to do this purely for their own interests:

      Young kids have limited buying power, and aren't really in the market for things that get advertised on porn sites or likely to subscribe to paywalled ones, are unlikely to be terribly into porn, and will be terrible PR if their discovery of the wacky world of gangbangs or whatever through your services comes to the attention of their parents, the authorities, or the media. Just not good business.

      Teens are really where the interests of the operators and the desires of parents and politicians start to part ways: they are much more likely to be interested, and potentially even customers; but it's terribly impolite to admit that. However, it's not news that a horny teenager can cut through client-side censorware with the power of sheer lust and/or trivial googling.

      This makes the "We are a responsible industry, and we clearly label our products as for responsible legal adults only! Concerned parents, try this handy family-safety software!" line both minimally costly in terms of loss of customer reach and plays much better than 'information wants to be free, man! you can't block the internet!' when it comes to keeping regulators off your back.

    4. Re:It's not up to the websites by o_ferguson · · Score: 1

      Right, because nobody runny a shady website ever fakes their metadata.

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    5. Re:It's not up to the websites by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Asking all websites in different countries on the planet to implement legal age verification is completely unrealistic. It takes too much work and duplicates that work on all the websites.

      The technical difficulties while high are the lease of the difficulties. The main problem is something like this:

      Me: I say, American fellow purveyor of pornography. I'd be awfully obliged if you'd implement age verification, eh, what.
      Other website: *crickets*

      The main problem is the rest of the world quite rightly doesn't give a rat's arse about the Tory party.

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  7. "Experts" have a hidden agenda by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 4, Insightful

    nearly one in 10 12-13 year olds were worried they were addicted

    I would say this is more likely to be a problem with their social / religious upbringing making them think that it's messed up to want to look at porn more than a couple times per week.

    Also, feel free to make as many kid-friendly whitelists as you want but proposals to rate/blacklist the entire thing are horribly insidious. Why are we still falling for this old scam? In addition to being insanely hard to do effectively, this sort of censorship is ALWAYS stealthily aimed at adults, not children. Case in point: NC-17 ratings for movies and AO ratings for videogames. Both are on their face completely redundant (R rating and M+ rating), but their real use is to prevent certain content from being produced through self-censorship pressure by retailers/theaters refusing to carry the highest rating. The analogue here is going to be ISPs first offering opt-out for censored internet, then opt-in for uncensored internet, and then "hey, why should the government being subsidizing the with-porn ISP plans?" and boycotts and cheap political grandstanding and endless tedious arguments about what constitutes porn vs. art vs. education.

    A genuine and forthright proposal would be "Here, if you're worried use whitelist XYZ and keep your kids off of the real the internet. " If we don't want kids driving cars then the solution is to stop them from doing so, not to pass legislation to install giant Nerf bumpers on everything and enact a new nationwide speed limit of 20 mph. Proposals to examine and decide whether to blacklist every goddamn page on the internet should be instantly recognized as a very clumsy attempt to control adults.

    1. Re:"Experts" have a hidden agenda by Etcetera · · Score: 3, Interesting

      nearly one in 10 12-13 year olds were worried they were addicted
      I would say this is more likely to be a problem with their social / religious upbringing making them think that it's messed up to want to look at porn more than a couple times per week.

      Without knowing more about their definition of "addicted" we can't be sure, but introspection is socially accepted for things like "being offended" and whatnot, so I see no reason not to take their concern at face value.

      Also, feel free to make as many kid-friendly whitelists as you want but proposals to rate/blacklist the entire thing are horribly insidious. Why are we still falling for this old scam? In addition to being insanely hard to do effectively, this sort of censorship is ALWAYS stealthily aimed at adults, not children. Case in point: NC-17 ratings for movies and AO ratings for videogames. Both are on their face completely redundant (R rating and M+ rating), but their real use is to prevent certain content from being produced through self-censorship pressure by retailers/theaters refusing to carry the highest rating.

      No, they're not redundant. R/M+ are intended for adults, and children with parental consent. NC-17/AO are intended for adults only and not children, even with parental consent. It's not legally enforceable in most jurisdictions, but bowing to public pressure most mainstream cinemas will enforce as a matter of corporate policy the relevant age restrictions. In the US, "NC-17" was specifically created to allow it to be used for movies that warranted the restriction but weren't "pornography" in the sense associated with the previous rating, "X".

      The main reason more "mainstream" movies don't come out as NC-17 is simple... They're likely to make more money the more people are easily able to see them. Frankly, this is why a fair number of movies try to end up as a strong PG-13 instead of an R rating -- bigger audience, and less worry for the parents about having to decide whether they really want their kid seeing the film before they accompany them.

      Ironically, it goes the other way for 'G' films. Especially nowadays (morals and community standards change over time, naturally), there are plenty of films that could and would be rated 'G', but unless you're making an animated feature it's considered something that will keep the audiences away (what teen wants to see something G rated?). Often studios and producers will put some sort of slightly-unnecessary smack or violence, or a mild curse, or something exceedingly brief *just* to nudge a film up into the PG category, so it brings in more revenue.

      Goes both ways.

    2. Re:"Experts" have a hidden agenda by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sex/masterbation addiction can lead to food addiction and breathing addiction. End it before it's too late.

    3. Re:"Experts" have a hidden agenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The promise that's being made is a bit like saying "All sex shops will be required to verify the age of their customers. If they do not, we will divert all the bus routes to avoid the offending shops, and blockade the streets that run past their doors, so that nobody can get in." Clearly it's a vast overreaction to waste resources destroying infrastructure just to stop a business behaving a certain way (particularly when customers just sneak in through a hole in the fence at the back instead).

      The complication, I suppose, is that foreign sites are not subject to UK laws, so they are trying to put in place the Internet equivalent of customs checks on imports, but it still doesn't sit comfortably with me.

    4. Re:"Experts" have a hidden agenda by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

      Yeah, non-UK sites were specifically mentioned. So, there is going to have to either be an examination of every single site on the web to determine if it's porn (impossible and stupid), or requiring every single website to send the UK a certification that they don't have porn or else they're blocked (not impossible, but extremely stupid.)

    5. Re:"Experts" have a hidden agenda by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

      Without knowing more about their definition of "addicted" we can't be sure, but introspection is socially accepted for things like "being offended" and whatnot, so I see no reason not to take their concern at face value.

      They're 10-12 year olds. At best, they have a dim understanding of whatever definition for "addiction" the anti-drug crusaders are using these days but that hardly qualifies them to correctly analyze their behavior... particularly when Abraham sexual shame is still far from eradicated in the UK. The very fact that they're "worried" that they're addicted (if indeed that is the word they used) is telling. I'm sure none of them are "worried" about being addicted to TV or Facebook or their smartphones, yet they probably spend far more time on these things than they do watching porn.

      Mind you, this doesn't address the "disturbing images" bit. Can't really quibble about that one. There are certainly lots of things (although I'm probably a bit more worried about text than images) that kids definitely shouldn't be seeing.

      No, they're not redundant. R/M+ are intended for adults, and children with parental consent. NC-17/AO are intended for adults only and not children, even with parental consent. It's not legally enforceable in most jurisdictions,

      I was aware of that, but let's meditate for a moment on that distinction you just pointed out. It is a not-at-all subtle implication that if a 17 year old shouldn't see a movie even with parental permission, neither should an 18 year old and neither should anyone else. It is a very, very lightly veiled statement along the lines of "this thing is obscene and we condemn it, but we can't legally do any more than try to prevent all minors from seeing it."

    6. Re:"Experts" have a hidden agenda by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

      err, *Abrahamic. And 12-13 year olds.

    7. Re:"Experts" have a hidden agenda by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      So, there is going to have to either be an examination of every single site on the web to determine if it's porn (impossible and stupid)

      I'd give it a go. But it'd have to fit around my hours as quality controller at the brewery.

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    8. Re:"Experts" have a hidden agenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are certainly lots of things (although I'm probably a bit more worried about text than images) that kids definitely shouldn't be seeing.

      But can you explain what and why? If you are saying that no-one under 18yo should be able to see images of people having sex, then why? Will their brains explode? Is a 17yo a gormless fool who does not "understand" sex? It's all STUPID puritanical claptrap.

  8. In future news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... who could have foreseen that it would be the tweens of Britain who would finally burn Parliament to the ground?

  9. I think there's more to it than that by Zocalo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Given the previous clueless comments on tech matters that have been made by the UK government I'm inclined to discount this being a case of "yes, we know it's stupid, but it'll win us some votes (from those equally clueless) and we'll forget about it after the election". Nope, the real motivation here seems to be in the bit Slashdot skipped over, despite it being right there on the byline of TFA: "ensure under-18s were locked out of adult content via an independent regulator with power to compel ISPs to block sites". Oh yes, it's the old "let's censor the Internet" meme again, only this time it appears they've at least learnt from their previous mistakes and placed all the financial burden of doing the impossible and somehow blocking the vast number of sites that won't comply with this legislation firmly on the ISPs with fines if they don't co-operate.

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    1. Re:I think there's more to it than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid? You think requiring ISPs to block certain websites is stupid? No, I'll show you stupid...

      Let's put speed cameras along all the roads. We'll also require all vehicles to have a remote engine shut off. If someone is cut speeding, we can stop the vehicle there right in the middle of traffic.

      By the way, I agree, requiring ISPs to censor stuff is stupid. Go after the people hosting the material for any violations. But the better question, does your country not trust its citizens to do the right thing?

  10. Ah yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except we are all born on january 1st, 19xx.

    1. Re:Ah yes... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I'm subscribed to a service that lets me take on-line surveys for small amounts of cash. One of the things that they do to weed out bots, or people who aren't being honest might work here. On the first page, have you enter your age in years. Then, there's a "read and agree" page. After you've gone through that, you have to enter your date of birth. If that doesn't match your age, you're denied access. Most kids aren't going to remember what age they gave simply because they don't know that it's going to matter, especially if they just get what looks like a 404 response instead of being told they're not old enough.

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    2. Re:Ah yes... by dissy · · Score: 1

      Way back when I was in my teens, I would always add 10 to my real age and so subtract 10 from my real birth year.
      Makes it real easy to remember the lie and be able to make match even years later.

      Of course when I was 15 the web wasn't yet a year old and we still got our 8-bit gif porn from FTP that didn't/couldn't age check, but for BBS profiles it worked great.

      Never came up against such a validation myself however, at least not that I ever noticed. But I'm just a bit surprised this is my first time hearing of such validation in practice.

      At least the site/service you use doesn't require a credit card to "prove" age.

    3. Re:Ah yes... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Remember, this isn't intended to validate my age, it's intended to test my honesty and make sure that I'm not an autobot. Another way they use is having "don't know" as a possible answer to a question where it's not (or shouldn't be) a reasonable response. As an example, you might be given a drop-down list of professions, where the last two are "none of the above" and "don't know." The first one is quite plausible, especially if you're retired, as I am, but how likely is it that you're not going to know what your profession is? Basically, any time I see the same question in two different forms on different pages I presume it's an honesty check.

      And, your method of always adding exactly ten years to your age will work, but only if you remember to do it each time, and how many years you added. Not all minors are going to realize that there might be a second age test, making this both an age and an IQ test.

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    4. Re:Ah yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But as soon as they find out that lots of sites are doing it, they will all immediately become very good at working out ages from dates of birth (or vice versa).

    5. Re:Ah yes... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Either that, or they'll learn to remember what age they gave and adjust the year accordingly. It's not a particularly effective filter, but it will slow down beginners and stop those who can't figure it out.

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    6. Re:Ah yes... by KevReedUK · · Score: 1

      ...it's intended to [...] make sure that I'm not an autobot...

      Seems to me that it would be easier to just ask you if you pledge allegiance to Optimus Prime, and if you answer in the affirmative, block your access?

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    7. Re:Ah yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you presume kids are idiots!.

      Treating them like idiots is problem in the first place!..

  11. Porn sites don't vote by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    but idiots do.

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  12. Age control...right... by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    This is the country that has age control on alcohol-related websites. It's worse than useless. Go to any alcohol-related site in the UK, for example the Highland Park website, and you have to enter your birth date. Wow, I'll bet no 13-year-old ever thought about adding 10 years to his/her age.

    All this does is annoy the actual customers; it's not actually useful. Anyway, come to think of it, isn't the government's job at all. I kind of thought (speaking as a parent) that it was the parents' job to know what the kids are doing.

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    1. Re:Age control...right... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Every 10-year-old has already figured out how to lie about their age; they HAVE to in order to create a Facebook account!

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    2. Re:Age control...right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am an adult, and I still lie on those age check things 100% of the time.

      I bet if they did some statistical analysis on those things, they would find a whole lot of people with "birth dates" of Jan 1, 1900 (or Jan 1, of any year a couple decades or more back)

  13. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best part is them claiming they'll shut down overseas porn sites which don't comply by force.

    So this means that either the City of London police are going to start seizing domains without due process, which is something they're fucking great at, or the UK is going to start blocking porn sites left right and center.

  14. They actually propose to censor every porn site? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    This is going to be amusing.

  15. FTFY by redwraith94 · · Score: 1

    Tories wrote:

    Experts welcomed the move – targeted at both UK-based and overseas websites – but warned it would be impossible to implement in practice.

    FTFY

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  16. That's not how it works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When people of average levels of intelligence and critical thinking capacity become parents, they also experience a sort of "puritanical enlightenment." It becomes obvious to them that not only should they clean up their act for the sake of their kids, but they should make the whole world clean up its act for the sake of their kids (and kids everywhere).

    Promises like this, however misguided they may be, win votes from people like this. And people like this are the majority.

    1. Re:That's not how it works. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Oh, I've seen it with plenty of people who otherwise exhibit much greater than average intelligence and capacity for critical thinking too. Becoming a parent seems to create a reality distortion field around a surprising number of people.

      However, this failing certainly isn't universal among parents, nor does it mean that people with more rational and reasoned positions should not challenge this kind of foolishness. It is, after all, likely to be better for all children if their parents act responsibly, supervise them properly when they are younger, and support them as they do grow up and become young adults.

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  17. No matter the country ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... the run-up to elections is called, "the silly season."

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    1. Re:No matter the country ... by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The American version is to make it legal to refuse selling Pizza to gays.

    2. Re:No matter the country ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      That's just a part of history in motion.

      The story is formulaic.

      For reference, see Civil Rights Act.

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    3. Re:No matter the country ... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Ya know, it was less painful when they promised outlandish, impossible things when it was outlandish, impossible things that I didn't simply KNOW are outlandish and impossible.

      When you look at this you can only wonder: Any time they come up with something that I know enough about to evaluate their idea, my verdict is that their idea is rubbish. Now what should I assume about the quality of their work concerning things that I don't know enough about to gauge its value? Should I assume that they're masters in everything BUT the things I do understand well enough to know that they're talking out of their ass?

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    4. Re:No matter the country ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not illegal to refuse to sell Pizza to gays, provided you refuse to sell Pizza to everyone else too.

  18. Putting an age limit on sugar by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1

    would be more successful.

    1. Re:Putting an age limit on sugar by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 2

      Ah, now you've gone and spoiled next weeks platform announcement.

  19. It's odd by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1, Interesting

    British culture has always seemed the most paranoid in the world about children and sex. I once found a website claiming that the world's most innocent cartoons that have young girls in them (for instance "Kiki's delivery service" - and no I'm not joking) should be banned because a pedophile could gain enjoyment from watching the girl in it.. It was a British blog, but I could tell that before checking because of the insane paranoia.

    But, here's the odd part, they're also the country least successful in preventing the sexual exploitation of children. Look up "grooming gangs" in a google news search. They're paranoid about this stuff, but not willing to confront Pakistani or Somali or whatever immigrants over actual abuse.

    1. Re:It's odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a guy several months back who got charged with possessing drawings in the UK.

      I remember reading this this blog post defending them.

    2. Re:It's odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... most innocent cartoons ...

      In my country there was a short-lived idea to ban nappy and baby-food adverts in order to 'control' pedophiles.

      ... from watching the girl in it.

      Once again, the male child is neglected and left suffering at the hands of do-gooders. This only enforces the sexist trope that females need to be saved from men, from themselves and occasionally, from female adults. Yet sexual attacks on juvenile boys is on par to those on juvenile girls and female adults injure children just as much as male adults.

    3. Re:It's odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or their politicians for that matter.

    4. Re:It's odd by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I think we just report it more when someone does get caught.

    5. Re:It's odd by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      but not willing to confront Pakistani or Somali or whatever immigrants over actual abuse.

      Or non immigrants like Jimmy Saville.

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    6. Re:It's odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the paedophile ring that allegedly operated in the 1970s and 1980s and included several high-ranking government politicians. The same ring that the police were prevented from investigating several times thanks to alleged government interference.

    7. Re:It's odd by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      they're also the country least successful in preventing the sexual exploitation of children.

      You'd have to be delusional to believe this. The UK is a developed nation with an operational police force. That alone is enough to put it miles ahead of some countries.

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  20. YES!!! Nobody over 55 should be watching porn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These old farts should be capable of controlling their mature libdo, and
    they already should have a wealth of fantasy to draw upon.
    We shouldn't deprive the poor children that need a safe outlet.
    Rule Britannia!!!

  21. Yeah right, that will certainly work! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    "The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it." -- John Gilmore So basically, the Tories believe 12 year olds are too stupid to find directions on the 'net for finding and using a proxy in another country so that they can access porn without age restrictions? Of do they believe they are going to force every server in every country to implement age restrictions?

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    1. Re:Yeah right, that will certainly work! by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The kid at school with the 8GB memory stick full of porn is going to be in some demand.

  22. Very much in favor of this by Pluvius · · Score: 1

    There should definitely be systems in place to protect developing minds from porn. We could even give them a snappy name like "Pornographic Age-Restriction Enforcing Network Tool." Really a shame that nothing like this exists in the 21st century.

    Rob

  23. The blind leading the dumb by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    That's contemporary politics for you. As long as voters have as little clue about technology as politicians have, politicians who know zero about the things they decide about are allowed to stay in office. In an enlightened society, such a suggestion would alone be enough to ensure political suicide of whoever came up with the idea. Because voters would know that it's not only impossible but simply idiotic to even try something like that. At the very least the ONLY way to do this would be to impose massive restrictions on the internet altogether.

    But as long as their voters are dumber than they are, they should be ok.

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  24. Re:YES!!! Nobody over 55 should be watching porn.. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, that's basically what this law will ensure. Anyone past 55 will be not only know too little about computers to get around the (certainly mandatory) block, but would also be ashamed to ask for aid to get porn, while the average child, if necessary with the aid of his school peers (for whom it is a huge gain of "street cred" if they know how to fight not only "da man" but of course parental restrictions), will have no problem getting around anything our esteemed polidorks can come up with.

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  25. The main reason it will not work though... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    ...is because not every website is subject to UK law. They can pass whatever laws they want but it will not affect any website where UK law does not apply. I'd not be so fast to ascribe this to ignorant politicians though. The cynical side of me sees this as a way that the politicians can claim that they are strong on family values without actually doing anything meaningful that might alienate some voters.

    1. Re:The main reason it will not work though... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2

      All UK ISPs are subject to UK law however, and they will get the job of enforcing this through blocking non-conforming websites.

  26. Re:They actually propose to censor every porn site by currently_awake · · Score: 1

    I recomend the government makes a list of all the porn sites worldwide (rated by quality), and make a browser plugin that blocks those sites (based on age). The parents can download the blocker onto their kids computers in those countries that care about this. This will achieve two major (and very worth while) porn goals at the same time, with the first being to effectively block most porn from the computers of kids who's parents actually care.

  27. Re:YES!!! Nobody over 55 should be watching porn.. by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    Anyone past 55 will be not only know too little about computers to get around the (certainly mandatory) block...

    Back when I was 55, I was doing senior tech support for an ISP. That was about a decade ago. If/when I want some pr0n, I don't need any help in finding it, TYVM. You might want to rethink some of your stereotypes.

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  28. can we impose a different limit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IQ limit before being allowed in government

  29. Message to the UK by Cley+Faye · · Score: 1

    Dear UK politicians,
    Please stop screwing our internet. If you don't like it, just make your own, it's easy and the infrastructure exist.
    Thanks, the real world.
    In all seriousness, if they want to create a "curated" internet, sanctioned by the state, they can. No need to bother the sane people around with their craziness.

  30. Porn is bad, violence is... by Maclir · · Score: 1

    I guess I'm flogging a dead horse, but where was all the outcry about violence? Hunger games was predicated on "lets have teenager kill other teenagers for sport". Yet the rating on that movie (and I'm sure the books, etc) were such that teenagers were encouraged to see it.

    1. Re:Porn is bad, violence is... by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Well, violence is a normal part of everyday life. But sex will corrupt and maim young minds! (It is just the usual bigots at work, of course....)

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    2. Re:Porn is bad, violence is... by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Nice dishonest fanatic religious propaganda piece. Go back under the rock you crawled out from, you misanthropic piece of shit.

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  31. No one knows you are a dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fortunately, on the internet no-one knows who you are, yet everyone thinks they do.

  32. The Usenet is alive and well. by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    You remember the Usenet, it was the Internet before WWW.

    Before Gore gave public access to the masses it was frequented by bright people and the place you went for answers. It's still around; p0rn for those who don't wish to subscribe to a site or wish to pay for it, and rivals thepiratebay in the files available.

    I've never frequented a sex site, there's been no need, and when someone has a disagreement with a sex site they normally post everything they purchased to the Usenet (many times I've seen this).

    It's not as active as it used to be and the sites are being used for items not meant for it. Alt.binaries.astronomy has not one pix of a star, planet, or even the sky, it's become a movie repository.

    Just saying there is no age check for the Usenet, no passwords and for me I can't access it with SSL so nothing that says it's me accessing it other than an IP address (with an open WiFi channel it could be anybody), and there are still some very active areas.

    I do try to steer people to the Usenet as they just don't have a clue what's available, if not for files be it pix, videos, or utilities, for the support available in many established groups for just about any subject. I've spent years in a Usenet group just helping people out, while no subject was off limits almost all queries were computer related.

    Yes, Google Groups has pretty well taken over (and archived) the Usenet text groups, yet most of the messages to those groups via Google Groups doesn't make it to the Usenet (greatly reduces the spam and the stupid) - and not a one of the binary groups do they have a hand in.

    1. Re:The Usenet is alive and well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The USENET" that's funny; thanks for the chuckle

    2. Re:The Usenet is alive and well. by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      "The USENET" that's funny; thanks for the chuckle

      To each their own, I mark what I want each day then download them during the day, like right now in fact.
      It isn't the fastest means of downloading files but it's dependable.

      If you have Charter.com as an IP it's part of their service (Free of charge) normally Usenet access runs from $10 up. The address is: nntp.charter.net

  33. .xxx domains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This won't work at all, children are smarter than their parents when it comes to viewing content on the internet, but... if .xxx domains were introduced and porn sites were forced to use only those then parents could block the .xxx domains altogether stopping kids getting anywhere near, then it would be back to page 3 of the sun and finding porno mags... ahaha

  34. There is a real world precedent by aepervius · · Score: 1

    It is forbidden to sell pornographic magazine to people under 18. Easy accessible porn to 12-13 year old was only in the case they found the porn stash of older persons. It was very very rare to get real porn magazine and I never seen any bondage or harder stuff until I was much older, the 2 one I remember seeing were "memorable" events and it was vanilla sex. That is the problem the net offer : easy accessibility to hard stuff (note I did not say hard core, I meant here the genre, like bondage etc... Normal vanilla sex should not really shock a 12-13 that much. SM play or gagging or fake rape, or way underage looking model or bestiality etc... That is a definitively different story).

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    1. Re:There is a real world precedent by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

      As mentioned in another reply, the main issue here are identification of porn sites and enforcement of age verification, particularly re: non-UK sites. Either the solution is going to be completely ineffective, or it snowballs very quickly into a heavily bureaucratic Great Firewall of China situation.

      Also worth noting: the UK has already banned porn involving soft bondage, watersports, female ejaculation (which I can attest is a real thing despite the widespread conflation with peeing), face sitting, and more. For everyone, including adults.

  35. A few key questions that come out of TFA by KevReedUK · · Score: 1

    Having read TFA (yeah, I know... ), there are a number of questions that arise:

    1) What the heck are they smoking in Tory HQ?

    2) Did any of them consider running this by someone from even the party's own tech-support, let alone anyone form the Met or (for bonus points) GCHQ?

    3) TFA states that this will apply to "Hardcore" porn. Who will be the arbiter of what constitutes hardcore?

    4) Is their handling of websites selling POMs (Prescription-Only Meds) without a prescription to be considered a suitable yardstick against which to gauge their handling of this "new threat" (i.e. you can expect it to take between 2 and 5 years for them to have access to the site blocked or the site shut down (even where the domains are uk-registered, where the servers are UK-based, where the domain owners have already been convicted numerous times for the same activity, and where a substantial portion of the legwork in identifying the hosts has already been done by the person reporting it to the MHRA))?

    5) Are they going to declare VPNs to be illegal, as they can be used to trivially circumvent geo-blocking (or are they really suggesting that the websites be forced to comply with this scheme even for connections originating outside the UK?)?

    6) How will they classify sites where porn is not their core business, but where there is porn-like content?

    7) Why can't we just encourage parents to actually parent? People keep on moaning about the "nanny state", but then expect the state to act like a surrogate parent to their kids (whilst at the same time, creating rules that make it increasingly difficult for schools to enforce anything remotely resembling discipline).

    8) How about we propose an alternative solution that it took me all of two minutes to think of (and I haven't had a full dose of caffeine yet, so there's probably a few holes in it!)? This suggestion will take some changes to commonly deployed technology to make it work, but the changes aren't anything that hasn't been achievable with existing technology for years (just not in most home environments). Mandate that residential internet equipment be configured either with dual WAN ports, or with the single WAN port capable of carrying up to two subscriptions, and with at least two WiFi network interfaces. The idea is that a residential subscription provide two "streams", one open to the 'net as normal, the other carrying a filtered internet feed (much like the internet access commonly used in schools). One subscription goes to each WiFi network (and, optionally, segregation of the LAN Ethernet ports). This could be achieved using technology already trivial to obtain (although would require reconfiguration at both the ISP end, and either a substantial rewrite of the firmware or deployment of more "capable" kit to customers).

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    1. Re:A few key questions that come out of TFA by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      3) TFA states that this will apply to "Hardcore" porn. Who will be the arbiter of what constitutes hardcore?

      Well, this comes from the Tory part and everyone knows posh people are much bigger perverts. So, basically anything the senior cabinet flogs it to.

      Perhaps we can get the filters to add a little "approved by David Cameron" watermark (complete with a smiling Cameron giving the thumbs up) to any age-verified porn so we know we're getting the good stuff.

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    2. Re:A few key questions that come out of TFA by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      1) Finest quality tobacco, from pipes.
      2) Why would they? It's a tabloid-bait proposal. Implementing it is a problem for the future, they know they can water it down heavily.
      3) We already passed a law banning 'extreme' porn that has to have an explicit exemption for BBFC rated movies, otherise half the horror films from Hollywood would be banned.
      4) POM sites would be easier targets: They need a payment system, which means they can be tracked and payment easily blocked. Porn sites are often ad-funded.
      5) Probably ignore that entirely, too much trouble.
      7) Because this isn't about people wanting to protect their children, it's about people wanting to protect society from the porn bogeyman.
      8) Filtering effectively is almost impossibly. Remember that if you block 99% of porn sites, the porn-seeker need only go through on average one hundred search results to find something accessible. Can do that in a few minutes.

  36. What did you expect? by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 1

    For non UK readers.... there's an election coming up.

    This time there's a chance it will go beyond a two horse race (whether or not that's a good thing given the parties involved is down to personal opinion).

    The major parties want to look for something to differentiate themselves and will jump on any bandwagon going to appease the more rabid elements of the press. Manufacturing a major scare and then swooping in like a superhero to fix it is just custom & practice.

    I fully expect this to evaporate like most politicians' promises do within 48 hours of the results being posted. It will go from a mandate to a target then a goal then an aspiration just as fast as any other promise.

    Bigger issues (like rewarding friends and slagging off the opposition) will rule the day.

    I can make this prediction whichever party/parties come into power

    Don't worry about how this would work in practice, technical [in]feasibilities, government/parent roles & responsibilities... they'll become irrelevant sideshows soon enough.

    Cynical? me ?

  37. the earliest porn i've came across by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is some guy's avatar of a homer face superimposed over a vagina

    unintentional, but I honestly thought it was a paper bag at first.

  38. Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That question brought back long-gone memories (inc. song). Born 1986..

  39. Re:YES!!! Nobody over 55 should be watching porn.. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Damn, of course the one person who doesn't fit the profile has to speak up...

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  40. We need TWO internets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This could easily be done by ISPs. They provide one channel which is safe for under 18s, no pornography, and people with children will be required by law to connect their children's only to that channel, the other channel will be the normal internet, which requires a password to access, an individual password for each subscriber of that ISP (which would be the parent, of course, not the child.)
    The government can then set up the child safe channel by vetting websites that are allowed onto it. If they miss out half of the internet, does it really matter? I'm sure there are hundreds of Slashdot cretins on here who would mod me down for daring to QUESTION the official figure of six million Jews being killed during the Holocaust, yet you think it's just great for children to look at videos of pornography?

    Wouldn't it be GOOD news if somebody proved that six millions Jews DIDN'T die during the 'Holocaust', and that it was just propaganda? Would that not be a GOOD thing? LOL. You can't even face reality and want to act as censors (the first dick to mod me down proves it), yet you want six year olds to be able to watch the most degenerate JEW produced filthy you can imagine. I'm sure it will have no effect on them whatsoever. (Sarcasm)

  41. They can't stop the signal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The internet interprets STUPIDITY as damage and laughs out loud at it. Then it routes around it.

    Honestly, what's needed is for porn sites to have a disclaimer as follows:

    This site is intended for viewing by people who are at least of legal-age to consume the content in whatever one or more jurisdictions have authority to restrict it. Similarly, all images and/or depictions of people are of people who are at least as old as the minimum required age in whatever one or more jurisdictions have authority to make rules about how old someone has to be to have such photos taken and distributed. If the minimum age goes up, then all models were at least whatever the new age is after the new rule goes into effect, despite any appearance to the contrary. FURTHERMORE: if you are NOT of legal age to view this material, which by viewing it you have certified that you ARE, FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T TELL ANYONE YOU'RE VIEWING IT, YOU LITTLE KNOT-HEAD! Or the PTB will make rules making it harder for you to view it in the future, or others to view it after you, so don't FUCK things up for them just because you're a little pussy and can't handle your porn!

    I think that if anyone ever does succeed at something like this on any substantial scale, it will simply cause a new form of internet to rise and take the damaged internet's place. Someone should tell these morons that they even have the internet in CUBA, in the form of downloads to flash-drives that are passed around via SneakerNet. Even the locked-down Cuban regime isn't capable of stopping the flow of information.

    In other words, "they can't stop the signal, Mal... they can never stop..."

  42. wil they include the tabloids by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

    the Daily mails website is infamous for soft porn pics of celebs

  43. XXX domain already created make them use it. by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    Well they don't have the balls to make them use the XXX domain. And that is not censorship its regulation, To me the XXX domain is no different then magazines stands putting brown wrappers over playboy or hardcore pornography magazines.

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  44. It depends by catprog · · Score: 1

    The question is always what sort of age-restriction controls.

    Enter age vs expensive prove you are who you say you are.

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  45. Worried by grahamtriggs · · Score: 1

    Tories clearly worried about losing what they see as their rightful place - being the biggest wankers in the UK.