Jack Thompson Will Be Featured In BBC Film 'Grand Theft Auto'
New submitter requerdanos writes: Former attorney and professional troll Jack Thompson is set to become a major motion picture figure, played by Bill Paxton, in the upcoming film Grand Theft Auto. According to Cinema Blend, "Paxton is in line to play Jack Thompson. A Miami lawyer, Thompson came into the public eye by frequently blasting Grand Theft Auto, creator Rockstar Games, and video game violence in general. Before that, he was known for attacking media companies who promoted both hip hop and sex. In 2008, allegations of professional misconduct, including harassment, defamation, intimidation, and false statements led to Thompson being disbarred."
I'm pretty sure that they will portray Thompson in a positive light... or maybe just in the headlights of a car trying to run him down
Wherever You Go, There You Are
Jack Thompson was a man. That was the #1 winning point.
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He was reincarnated in the form of Anita S.
"Here Lies Philip J. Fry, named for his uncle, to carry on his spirit"
Bill Paxton was amazing in Independence Day!
Will Smith was in Independence Day, not Bill Paxton...
Aflek was the BOMB in Phantoms!
Mess not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
First off, a majority of states DO mandate membership in the state bar association (32 out of 50). Secondly, even in the states that don't, you can't just hang out your shingle and practice law - you need to be admitted to the bar by passing the state bar exam and being admitted to practice law in that state.
Law is a profession where an incompetent or corrupt practitioner can cause customers tremendous (and not readily correctable) harm. Having a licensing process that ensures that practitioners are at least marginally competent, and a way to prevent the corrupt from robbing others, is by no means unreasonable. We do require licenses for far too many things in this country, but this isn't one of them - if your unlicensed DC tour guide screws up, you end up getting bad info on when the Library of Congress was built, but if your lawyer screws up, you can end up losing your home, or going to jail, etc.
Here's your obligatory: "Whoosh".
I'll explain the joke: people seem to get confused between Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton. (And apparently so did you; Paxton was NOT in Independence Day.)
The OP wrote Bill Paxton, and given the length of the post, I assume the mistake was intentional. The standard response is, of course, that "Bill Pullman was in Independence Day, not Bill Paxton". The poster you quoted then took the standard response and twisted it around by correctly naming an actor other than Pullman who was in Independence Day.
It's of course no longer funny since I had to explain it, but it seemed necessary.