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SurveyMonkey's CEO Dies While Vacationing With Wife Sheryl Sandberg

McGruber writes: Dave Goldberg, the chief executive of SurveyMonkey and spouse of Facebook COO Sheryl K. Sandberg, died on Friday night. He was 47. 'We are heartbroken by this news,' Facebook said in a statement. Mark Zuckerberg, a friend of the family, said that Mr. Goldberg died while on vacation abroad with Ms. Sandberg. Goldberg built Surveymonkey into a provider of web surveys on almost every topic imaginable, with 500 employees and 25 million surveys created. News reports said it was valued at nearly $2 billion when it raised a round of funding last year.

176 comments

  1. Old Slashdot chuggin' along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was reported all over yesterday. I'm tired of the headline already (yes it's unfortunate tragedy). But Slashdot has to rehash this day old piece of news doesn't it? I'm really tired of this story

    1. Re:Old Slashdot chuggin' along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm more confused by the summary that reads more like an advert than anything resembling mourning.

    2. Re:Old Slashdot chuggin' along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first Slashobituary

  2. Ms or Mrs? by JamesA · · Score: 1

    > and spouse of Facebook COO Sheryl K. Sandberg
    > vacation abroad with Ms. Sandberg

    1. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1, Informative

      Mrs or Ms is a personal choice for the woman, and should be respected - so if she is being referred to as Ms its usually because that is how she has requested to be known, or because a publication wants to play it safe when not knowing.

    2. Re:Ms or Mrs? by worf_mo · · Score: 2

      TFS could have gotten her name right in the title, though.

    3. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you do not change your last name after getting married, it is common to keep Ms., instead of using Mrs. Both are correct:

      Mrs - married
      Miss - not married
      Ms - married or not married

    4. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/mrs-maidenname-vs-ms-maidenname/

    5. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This ^^^ is the correct answer.

    6. Re:Ms or Mrs? by McGruber · · Score: 2

      TFS could have gotten her name right in the title, though.

      I don't know how I screwed that up but I did -- "Susan" was the name I put in the title of my submission.

    7. Re:Ms or Mrs? by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      Why not calling everyone Mr ? Since it no longer means anything or drop the title for everyone.

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    8. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her choice, respect it.

    9. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither Ms or Mrs. is acceptable.

      Because, by the way, he is on record as saying "don't ever call me Mr., and don't call my wife Mrs."

    10. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Since it no longer means anything

      [citation needed]

    11. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Starfleet is that way -------->

    12. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's 9:51 PM EST, over six hours (and five additional stories) later, and "Wife Susan Sandberg" is still in the headline.

      Now someone's just being stubborn.

    13. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever a troll randomly fumbles into homosexual imagery, it is safe to assume that the poster is, in fact, repressing their own desires in an unhealthy manner.

    14. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. And that's my choice. Respect it.

    15. Re: Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sanberg? Goldberg?

      And people still think the media isn't run by Jews?

    16. Re: Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true rapist.

    17. Re:Ms or Mrs? by worf_mo · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, can happen. I'm sure Sigmund Freud would have an explanation for this.

    18. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's very rational for an individual to make exceptional demands of the entire world, and expect to be addressed in a specific way whether or not anyone who comes across them can't know how that individual wants to be addressed, and ignoring the standard we have developed over successive centuries.

      That makes complete sense.

    19. Re: Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Shu-Shan

    20. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you should respect my choice to be addressed as Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.

    21. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, by the way, he is on record as saying "don't ever call me Mr., and don't call my wife Mrs."

      I would always honor such a demand. I would refer to someone who made such a demand on me as "douche bag."

    22. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rick Perry? Is that you?

    23. Re:Ms or Mrs? by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      not only that but in the title her name is susan and in the summary her name is sheryl.

    24. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We had Mister/Master to designate marital status for men until Master fell out of favor. The married term Mister became universal.

      There are practical reasons to designate gender even if marital status need not be advertised; it tends to have cultural or social relevance just often enough to be important.

      If one title became universal for women, it would save a headache. I have seen women offended when given the wrong title.

    25. Re: Ms or Mrs? by bledri · · Score: 1

      Sanberg? Goldberg?

      And people still think the media isn't run by Jews?

      No, but the Internet is still populated by angry trolls that blame others for their miserable lives.

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    26. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      u r a fagget

    27. Re: Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And slashdot thinks it's the feminists who manufacture things to start a fight about...

    28. Re: Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you wish ;-*

  3. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    n/t

  4. we all gotta go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm just glad i've got a clear conscious

  5. isnt..... by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    isnt survey monkey the ads that were all over everything back in the early 2000s that always led to malware??? or am i thinking of a different group

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    1. Re:isnt..... by Otome · · Score: 0

      "Ms." can be used for both married and unmarried women. You might be mixing it up with "Miss".

    2. Re:isnt..... by sribe · · Score: 1

      isnt survey monkey the ads that were all over everything back in the early 2000s that always led to malware??? or am i thinking of a different group

      Yes, you are thinking of a different group. SurveyMonkey is an online app for designing and administering and analyzing surveys.

    3. Re:isnt..... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry, I have a cold.

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    4. Re:isnt..... by KingAdrock · · Score: 2

      That was Punch The Monkey.

    5. Re:isnt..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shooooooooooooooryuken!

    6. Re: isnt..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry; everyone already calls you that without your having to ask them to.

  6. Survey: How Does This Make You Feel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    A) Sad
    B) Happy
    C) Indifferent
    D) None of the Above

    1. Re:Survey: How Does This Make You Feel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My answer: C.
      How do I feel right now? B.
      How was I feeling before I read this story? B.

    2. Re:Survey: How Does This Make You Feel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B. Happy

      He created a company with the word "monkey" in it, even though their business has NOTHING TO DO WITH MONKEYS.

      Our Creator struck him down for this perversion! Be warned, faux-monkey companies!

    3. Re:Survey: How Does This Make You Feel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. Sorry I'm out of mod points.

  7. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should I care about homeless bloodsuckers?

  8. Predictable by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dude was fat and lead a stressful life. Under these conditions, such things happen.

    This is not a slight or an insult, it is a statement of fact about the general lifestyle of Americans like myself: Diet, exercise, and stress reduction, unless you want to go at 45, 50 or 60 (and 60 is the new 45) ...

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    1. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Plus he's living with a wife that wants to ban words.

      Can you even imagine getting into an argument with her?

      I mean, he died while on vacation. With her. That's high stress.

    2. Re:Predictable by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      You, of course, are a dynamo who powered through college, got a job with an amazing start-up, and is on the cutting edge of something.

      No? Did I read your resume wrong?

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    3. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's still alive.

      Or has a great start-up in the making for messaging from the dead.

    4. Re:Predictable by eulernet · · Score: 2, Informative

      He doesn't seem overweight for me.

      I don't believe he led a stressful life.
      But I'm sure he never listened to his own body, because he was completely obsessed with his job.
      Heart attacks have clear symptoms, and if you are a "normal" person, as soon as you have an alarming symptom, you go immediately check your health with a doctor.
      He probably over-exhausted his body, working 12 to 16 hours every day, never listening to his body, and having a weak heart.
      This reminds me of Karoshi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K...

    5. Re:Predictable by koan · · Score: 1

      dynamo who powered through college, got a job with an amazing start-up, and is on the cutting edge of something.

      Reductio ad absurdum? Straw man? So my point only matters if I have met the above criteria?

      Silly kid...

      This is what you desire? To me that seems the most empty meaningless thing you could do with your life.

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    6. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe he led a stressful life.

      With a bossy wife like that, I think he did.

    7. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe he led a stressful life.

      completely obsessed with his job...over-exhausted his body, working 12 to 16 hours every day

      Sounds stressful to me.

    8. Re:Predictable by NoKaOi · · Score: 2

      I don't believe he led a stressful life.

      ...

      He probably over-exhausted his body, working 12 to 16 hours every day

      Um......

    9. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are old. And sad. Frowny face is sad for you too :-(

    10. Re:Predictable by metlin · · Score: 4, Informative

      He doesn't seem overweight for me.

      While I feel for the family, to say that he is not overweight shows just how much society's perception of being overweight has changed.

      Take a look at this picture, for instance.

      And take a look at the body fat visual chart for comparison.

      With the overhanging belly, he is easily 35-40% at least. While the majority of people today are fat (especially in the US), that is not healthy. If anything, until recently, 20-25% used to be average.

      Above 25-30% is the fat territory, and that's when you start increasing your risk for heart attacks, diabetes, and strokes. Mr. Goldberg may have had a lot of things going for him, but he is most certainly more than a little overweight.

      Assuming he's ~6 feet, I would argue that he is probably ~30-40+ lbs overweight. That is not at all healthy. I'm not arguing everyone should have abs, but there's a happy medium here. Mr. Goldberg is very clearly on the unfortunate side of the medium.

    11. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [[Heart attacks have clear symptoms]]
      Sometimes the first symptom of a heart attack is dying.

    12. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is definitely fat

    13. Re:Predictable by jittles · · Score: 1

      He doesn't seem overweight for me.

      While I feel for the family, to say that he is not overweight shows just how much society's perception of being overweight has changed.

      Take a look at this picture, for instance.

      And take a look at the body fat visual chart for comparison.

      With the overhanging belly, he is easily 35-40% at least. While the majority of people today are fat (especially in the US), that is not healthy. If anything, until recently, 20-25% used to be average.

      Above 25-30% is the fat territory, and that's when you start increasing your risk for heart attacks, diabetes, and strokes. Mr. Goldberg may have had a lot of things going for him, but he is most certainly more than a little overweight.

      Assuming he's ~6 feet, I would argue that he is probably ~30-40+ lbs overweight. That is not at all healthy. I'm not arguing everyone should have abs, but there's a happy medium here. Mr. Goldberg is very clearly on the unfortunate side of the medium.

      I'm 6'3. I can easily be 50 pounds overweight and not look like that guy. If he is that tall, he's got to be closer to 70-80 pounds overweight. Granted, if you look at BMI charts they think I should weigh about 20 pounds less than I do when I think I look fit and trim.

    14. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was definitely fat. He had bigger boobs than his wife.

    15. Re:Predictable by quenda · · Score: 1

      He doesn't seem overweight for me.

      That says a lot about the society we live in now.
      Goldberg was clearly obese. But that would only take a few years off his otherwise 80-year life expectancy. Unlikely to be relevant.

    16. Re:Predictable by Threni · · Score: 1

      No, if you're obese you risk a lot more than "a few" (what is that? 2? 3? 5?) years. It puts extra stress on just about every part of your body especially, crucially, your heart. 1 in 5 americans die from obesity related illnesses. People eating obviously unhealthy foods watching the news and worrying about Al Queda when there's a 9/11-sized death toll every day from what they're eating.

    17. Re:Predictable by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      While I feel for the family, to say that he is not overweight shows just how much society's perception of being overweight has changed.

      I remember teasing fat kids at school back in the 80s. In a school of 1800 kids there were about 4 fat kids, and by fat I mean not slim. These days it seems everyone is fat and you have to be morbidly obese to stand out. Even on TV where it was the domain of the slim and beautiful, it is now ok for people to be fat. You don't really notice how normalised it has become until you go away to a non-western country and time warp back to the 80's, then come back and look in shock at an entire nation of fat fucks.

  9. Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2

    If it were Gates/Jobs/Ellison/Woz/McNealy/Bezos/Dell....OK. That warrants a thread here.
    But the CEO of some random online survey company?

    Oh wait....Facebook related....gotcha.

    1. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by roninmagus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not really random; SurveyMonkey is THE goto survey company online, as far as valuation.

    2. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by DamonHD · · Score: 3

      Someone like many of us, and/or with a life many of us would aspire to, of an age similar to the likely median here (indeed I am a newly-minted 47-year old tech CEO, though not in his league nor in the Valley), white collar, dies suddenly.

      It's shocking.

      And though most deaths in the news can be dismissed as "would never happen to me because $HUGE_DIFFERENCE", this is less easy to dismiss, even if it turns out ultimately to be just bad luck.

      Don't be so airily heartless: this is some genuine human interest for nerds, even if maybe no huge shakes in the big scheme of things.

      Rgds

      Damon

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    3. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was a CEO - that means he is better than you and his passing must be mourned!

    4. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Hey, it warranted a reply from you. He must be important.

    5. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      No, it gathered a clickbait post here, so it is fair bait for ridicule.
      I'd never heard of him, nor the company.

      If the CEO of my former employer, that operates in sort of the same space, but is probably quite a bit larger, were to pass away...I would not expect to read of his demise in here.
      But this particular guy is Facebook related, so Dice must genuflect properly.

      I fully commiserate with the family and company. But really?

    6. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by tgv · · Score: 1

      > as far as valuation.

      Ah, you a worthy of front page attention by being the visionless CEO of some unimportant and technologically totally uninteresting company as long as enough drool comes from the mouth of Goldman-Sachs analysts?

      At least you're honest, I suppose.

    7. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you mildly autistic? Actually curious after reading this post and looking at your homepage.

    8. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by metamatic · · Score: 1

      ROGER CARASSO died last year while on vacation. I think that is more worthy of a thread on Slashdot.

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  10. Re: Some rich guy? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    And why about the rich ones?

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  11. Smell My Vagina! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inhale that funky Zuckersnatch

  12. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cuz they contribute to society (most of them, at least, including dave).

  13. Re: Too much *bergs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I count 25 'bergs on the NYT article.

  14. The first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashobituary

  15. Lean In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe He Leaned In to the knife she was holding.

    1. Re:Lean In by Proudrooster · · Score: 1

      Someone called Dateline NBC.... maybe it was a reaction to a drug. Death by viagra? Drug reactions are usually what suddenly kill rich folk like e.g. (Bruce Lee, Michael Jackson, Jim Belushi) The rich can afford better doctors and more drugs.

  16. Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by AdamHaun · · Score: 5, Interesting

    SurveyMonkey's CEO Dies While Vacationing With Wife Susan Sandberg

    Dave Goldberg, the chief executive of SurveyMonkey and spouse of Facebook COO Sheryl K. Sandberg, died on Friday night.

    Her name is Sheryl. It's fairly well-known. How do you screw this up when the correct name is in the first sentence of the summary?

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    1. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by McGruber · · Score: 0

      Her name is Sheryl. It's fairly well-known. How do you screw this up when the correct name is in the first sentence of the summary?

      It was screwed up because the article submitter is an idiot.

    2. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the job of a Slashdot editor is to do what ?

      Look on the bright side, at least the submission wasn't Bennett's outpourings of grief and a lengthy article on how to deal with it.

    3. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      He probably died after calling her Susan.

    4. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just don't call her Shirley....

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    5. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's well known that Mr. Goldberg's wife is the COO of Facebook, and the author of a popular book on Lean manufacturing.

    6. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by roccomaglio · · Score: 1

      He confused it with the NPR lady. Not really that surprising two minor celebrities with very similar names.

    7. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her name is Betty...ha ha ha ha ha (Kung Pow)

    8. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There goes the dice/slashdot buyout offer from facebook....

    9. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Never heard of Sheryl. Susan Stanberg is too close to Susan Stamberg who is well known. which is why a lot of news sites got it wrong I guess. But a COO? Who knows the name of any COO, I don't even know the name of the COO in my company... A non-celebrity, even within facebook I suspect.

    10. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by AdamHaun · · Score: 1

      She's better known for her book Lean In and the associated social movement, which encourages women to actively pursue their careers. Her name has come up on Slashdot before.

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  17. *shrug* by koan · · Score: 1

    Karma.

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  18. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by amiga3D · · Score: 0

    Come on man. Lighten up a little. He died, we're supposed to speak well of the dead. Save the hatred for the live assholes.

  19. Sheryl or Susan? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2

    The summary says Sheryl and the title says Susan. Susan Sandberg is an NPR reporter famous for the cranberry relish recipe and a cute story that goes with it.

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    1. Re:Sheryl or Susan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close, but the NPR reporter is Susan Stamberg.

    2. Re:Sheryl or Susan? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Really? thanks for the correction.

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  20. let it be a warning by kencurry · · Score: 1, Insightful

    To all: life is short, so life it to the fullest every day. RIP Mr. Sandberg.

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    1. Re:let it be a warning by jinchoung · · Score: 1

      this is an absurd sentiment and always has been.

      if you live to the fullest every day, you'd have nothing left for tomorrow nevermind retirement.

    2. Re:let it be a warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is meant by "living to the fullest every day" is enjoying it
      like there is no tomorrow. Hence, not wasting it by worrying about
      a ritirement you might never reach.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpe_diem

  21. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You think Surveymonkey was a contribution to society?

  22. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I didn't realize /dot was a place for obituaries. Who the fuck cares? So many people die in tech everyday but these assholes get a headline?

  23. the article title makes the death sound suspicious by crispytwo · · Score: 1

    I think it is strange that someone is vacationing with their spouse now.

  24. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod up.

  25. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod up

  26. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay then, please tell me all the nice things you have to say about Hitler.

  27. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you call a dead Silicon Valley entrepreneur, venture capitalist and CEO?

    A good start.

    Damn right.

  28. Note to Self by Tau+Neutrino · · Score: 4, Funny

    After reading the comments here, and noting the level of caring, consideration and sympathy for a family going through very difficult circumstances, I've concluded I should never die.

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    1. Re:Note to Self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

      - Steven Wright

  29. Re: Some rich guy? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    They're a bit like religion. Yes, there are some good aspects, but in total, it's more of a hassle than the benefits warrant.

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  30. Re:Obituary or feminist propganda? by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    I think he leaned in a bit to far and fell.

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  31. Asshole by vanye · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What a bunch of assholes you all seem to be.

    Someone dies. A spouse, father and son, and everyone's reaction seems to be along the lines of "good riddance". Two children are going to grow up without a father and your best attempt at humanity is "ohh another 1%-er died - so what"

    Is this news - no, but it is social interest. Its a reminder to live whatever life you have to the best you can, because you never know when you'll die.

    So get out of your parent's basement and do something today that makes people proud to know you.

    richard - 48, overweight, stressed, 2%-er

    1. Re:Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also a reminder not to use the word "Monkey" in the name of your startup. That's the reason why he died . . .

    2. Re:Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A million other people died today as well. Why are we talking about this guy?

      Because sycophants love to idolize the rich.

    3. Re:Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might consider that when you die, if people are uncaring, maybe you spent you spent your time poorly on the planet.

      Remind me again of what charitable works he did with his fortune? What good he accomplished beyond wealth?

    4. Re:Asshole by tgv · · Score: 1

      Closer to 300,000, I think.

    5. Re:Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Richard,

      I'm sorry you're so poor (lol 2%er). A lot of people die every day, why should we care about this one guy? Cause of some start-up industry pedigree? Get off his dick fattie.

  32. Shalom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Filter error: You can type more than that for your comment.

  33. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Yeah, way more than homeless bums do. At a very minimum, Survey Monkey provides jobs. Secondly, with their product, they help other companies that provide jobs. Tell me, how do homeless contribute?

  34. Investors by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    SurveyMonkey ... recently valued by investors at $2 billion.

    Valued by investors with shares of SurveyMonkey, no doubt.

    1. Re:Investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, well done! You have found out how the stock market works!

  35. Re:the article title makes the death sound suspici by Fnord666 · · Score: 2

    I think it is strange that someone is vacationing with their spouse now.

    His mistress must have had a previous engagement.

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  36. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by nbauman · · Score: 1

    Okay then, please tell me all the nice things you have to say about Hitler.

    He was a good public speaker.

  37. No matter who you are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the end ot doesn't matter who you are or how much money you have, but how much you loved.
    So beware you corporate captains of industry, in the end it's God.
    I knew Dice would appreciate the sentiment ; )

  38. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Way to introduce a random topic.

    An Opportunist with an axe to grind.

  39. who gives a fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why this even made /. news is stupid crazy

  40. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AND he killed himself. Too late, mind you, shoulda done it at least 5-6 years earlier . . .

  41. lean in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He "leaned in" to a bus.

  42. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    When I can't say anything nice I simply say nothing at all.

  43. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't but that's our fault because of the way our society works. There is not enough money for every American to live an average life with the current wealth distribution. Sadly for the top 1% to exist there has to be the bottom 1%.. You also have to take into account that many of those homeless people have serious mental issues with few options to help them. The best we can do now is put them in jail, but it's not a crime to be homeless. Saying that makes me sick and there is nothing I can do about it when I'm living week to week like so many others.

  44. What a sacrifice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must have been something really special - like a solar eclipse on the equinox or something - usually the priest=kings of the .01% usually only work the proles to death, not the mandarins.j

  45. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, let's speak well of Adolf Hitler. He's dead you know?

  46. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool.

    When I can't say anything nice, I say something unkind. It's more honest.

  47. Re:Obituary or feminist propganda? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me to.

  48. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing you can say in favor of homeless people . . . they don't give their startups stupid names like SurveyMonkey.

  49. Cause of Death by gimmeataco · · Score: 1

    I'm not asking for a full autopsy report, but I'm tired of "famous person dies from undisclosed cause." Was it natural causes or something else? I know this may not be the case here, but I hate when people celebrate a person who dies in a less than noble manner (example: celebrity role model dieing from drug overdose)

    1. Re:Cause of Death by Midnight_Falcon · · Score: 2
      I've been asking this question since seeing his death announcement -- coverage in the NYTimes and elsewhere has been nothing short of propaganda for him with zero mention of the reason for his death. Honestly, SurveyMonkey needs to go away..consumers are over-surveyed already; and it is the poster child for annoying, spammy messages for surveys that require a lot of time; I don't think this guy needs a state funeral.

      So what happened? Extremely mega-rich (we're talking top percentile of the 1% here) people don't tend to just die suddenly in their mid-40s for no reason. Drugs? Murder? No one is saying anything; and I find this quite strange.

    2. Re:Cause of Death by Midnight_Falcon · · Score: 2
      Taking some time to google this, many others have the same question. The internet's working theory: It was suicide.

      While this is pure speculation, it makes a lot of sense in the context of how shady the revelation of his death has been. Had it really been suicide, it completely discredits Sheryl Sandberg's "Lean In" book and much of her preaching. In addition, it shows a lot of the propaganda about him being such a nice guy and caring for the kids wasn't on point...no loving father offs himself for selfish reasons before his children are of age.

      There's also a deleted tweet that seems to indicate the couple was in DC, not in some undisclosed location "abroad," at the time of death. It makes sense to lie about this so people don't go getting records from DC about cause of death, autopsy, etc.

    3. Re:Cause of Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.

    4. Re:Cause of Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I looks like he fell while on a treadmill, and died from a head injury

      Goldberg slipped and fell while using one of the machines at a swanky Four Seasons near Puerto Vallarta. He hit his head and died from brain trauma and blood loss, local authorities told CNN.

      Simple accident.

  50. Susan Sandberg needs a man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...like a fish needs a bicycle.

  51. Re: FIRST POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what I was thinking too

  52. Whenever a 1 percenter dies by sproketboy · · Score: 1, Funny

    A kitten smiles.

  53. Color me Old Fashioned. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. Sandberg's wife doesn't go by Mrs. Goldberg?

    1. Re:Color me Old Fashioned. by neminem · · Score: 1

      Good for her. Why should she? Maybe it made sense when women were expected to stay at home, but these days, just getting married doesn't in any way remove any part of a woman's identity any more than it does a man's, so why should one lose their last name and not the other? (When we got married, we were totally going to hyphenize, until we actually looked into how much effort it'd be, and decided to just both keep our original names, at least until/unless we ever have kids. Note: I'm male.)

  54. What killed him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this guy is so important his death is a "second page" story, what's the cause of death?

    "Unexpected" and "Suddenly" are often euphemisms obituary writers use for suicide, drug overdoses, or "sordid" circumstances. If it was a massive sudden heart attack, why not "Heart Attack". If a late-diagnosed cancer, why not "after ineffective treatment" (and then why "Vacation"?)

    Sure, overweight middle aged Jewish guys suddenly dying of heart disease is not unheard of, but the near universal glaring vagueness of the circumstances of his death in the media is a bit odd.

    The reason it's important is: 1) The Surviving Spouse has hawked a book about her perfect marriage and humble-bragged details of her private life. 2) Apparent deference to a well-connected Power Couple.

  55. Re:Too much *bergs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard they they were actually in Bergen County when this happened.

  56. Heart Attack Gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Test for shellfish toxin.

  57. Lean Out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The spouse did it.

    I'm not serious, but this whole push for people to be aggressive and have everything they could ever want isn't super healthy...

  58. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They give people like you someone to feel superior to. Without them, you'd compare pretty poorly.

  59. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    I know, he's really a lot nicer now.